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that's a break for lunch i'm beat

hold it

what's this mess doing in front of my

desk

sorry mom it's only for a few hours

until the containment room is finished

being cleaned well could you move it to

the side so i can at least see who's

coming through the door

return of the genie

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[Applause]

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so

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[Applause]

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the defenseman has the ball passes to

the center to the side shoots

scores oh the crowd goes crazy

yeah yeah who the man who the man me me

yeah

yeah nice shot martin

would you mind keeping it down i'm

trying to be unhappy

oh what's wrong billy your inflatable

bodysuit papa gasket no the bs 1000 is

firing in all cylinders it's martin

martin's made you unhappy huh take a

number food junk soccer used to be

marking with martin now ever since

caitlyn's arrived on the scene martin

hardly ever plays it with me anymore

caitlyn i got the jello try for a free

kick

[Laughter]

consider yourself lucky

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um

diana please you help me what's going on

josh want library card martin say help

me learn reading

so what's the problem i've tried to

explain to your friend that the

application has to be filled out

completely under last name he wants me

to put the caveman which doesn't sound

like a normal last name at all it only

last name i got

diana tell lady it's not just that we

also need your exact birthday 20 000 bc

isn't specific enough i'm afraid until

we have all the information you won't be

able to get a library card

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sorry i couldn't help jav besides martin

is so busy with his new friend he

probably won't even make time to help

you with your reading that okay

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ah

my secret oasis

i know that irritating little giggle

anywhere

this is not happening

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hey die what brings you here a little

something you wouldn't know about called

studying what do you think you're doing

a little something i like to call

planning for the amazing day trip that

kaitlyn and i are gonna take come on

diet's gonna be fun wanna tag along

of course diana doesn't wanna tag along

she might accidentally have a good time

what are you doing here in my room oh

it's all very simple you see i

accidentally blew up my television

playing destructo with caitlyn and we

were right in the middle of level 613 so

i figured we'd just bring my game box

here and use your television hey you

don't mind do you don't mind

do i look like i don't mind

actually you look like you got a little

too much sun look at

this come on die we're really sorry

about the mess die

you don't get to call me die not after

turning my room into your own personal

pigsty i know what this is all about

what do you mean and there's really no

need to be so jealous of me and caitlyn

jealous of the martin caitlyn nonstop

giggle fest

that's a laugh let me give you a little

brotherly advice maybe if you just

lighten up a teensy tiny bit you could

get a special friend

it too

huh i meant you martin

fine i'll just have to find someplace

else to study

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hmm

agent lombard you're here late yeah well

mom said i could use her office to study

but i guess this isn't gonna work out

either not to worry i'm done moving all

this back to containment this is the

last load great

have a good night oh thanks

phew that was close

great more distractions

huh

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oh

my brain is toast i'll study tomorrow

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oh

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hmm

dear lovely diana you are the cutest

smartest girl in school any boy would be

lucky to have you for a girlfriend one

day i will tell you all of this in

person but for now i must remain your

special friend

i smell another one of martin's tricks

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so we're meeting after class right we'll

get a bite i'll give you a bite you've

pulled some lame pranks before martin

but this latest one is the lamest

normally i take all this as a compliment

but i have no idea what you're talking

about oh sure you don't do me a fave

keep your jokes to yourself

what was that all about as if i can

understand my sister

a text message diana the more time i

spend near you the more convinced i am

that you are the most special person in

the world

ugh martin must be trying to enter the

not funny hall of fame

huh

but

one day soon i will make myself known to

you diana your special friend my special

friend i've got a secret admirer

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diana look about yesterday in your room

oh don't worry about it caitlyn you can

borrow my room anytime you want

hi

oh hello

hi there

hello hey check this out the mes-714

mini spoiler oh too bad it's so

expensive i was thinking that would go

great on my saucer really soup up that

baby sounds awesome oh hello there

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oh wait now i get to be ignored by

martin and diana

oh am i kidding he's probably already

lost interest in me i think i broke a

record for turning off a boy

you have put a chain around my heart so

i have given you one in return your

special friend

it's

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beautiful soon we'll be together forever

happy just as long as you do everything

i tell you

tell me and i will do it my special

friend

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come on love it

of junk you call 80 clicks fast

it's data

it is it's an es714 mini spoiler

dear billy please accept this token of

my deep friendship

i have a deep friend i just wish i knew

who but again who cares

okay

now let's see what this baby can do

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enter

died have you seen billy he was supposed

to meet me and i'm worried that whoa

what's the deal halloween isn't for

months i've got a date

ooh

sorry i must have an earwax buildup it

sounded like you said you've got a date

i do with my secret admirer so you're

just gonna have to find billy without me

but i'm getting together with caitlin

tonight there's a double feature at the

roxy mutant goat sucking ninjas parts

one and two well i have plans too you're

not the only one with a social life you

know i've got to tell you the secret

admirer thing sounds a little creepy to

me sending you notes texting you on your

phone sending me gifts

those text messages could be from anyone

let me do a radio frequency scan and

i'll see if i can pick up the source oh

don't waste your time uh but you don't

even know who this guy is that's why i'm

gonna meet him tonight later martin

hmm

let's find out where those text messages

came from

most recent text messages came from

inside the phone itself that doesn't

make any sense how can a text message

originate inside a phone

something here stinks and it's not me

let's see what java knows about billy

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since don't know when birthday is i make

today birthday happy birthday to java

happy birthday

birthday cake for me

oh

this prettiest cake i ever see

java wish for

world peace and real last name

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where are you

this last one is too difficult there's

nothing that he wants he's too content

with his life i don't know how to tempt

him

you're going to have to do this the hard

way

whoa die am i glad you're here

something's happened now to java as well

as billy

uh die i'm no expert on this sort of

thing but you might want to go a little

easier on the eye shadow

or not

now i remember where i saw this the

genie

now listen to me it's the genie it's got

you in its spell you've got to fight it

you watch activated turbo bungee

selected

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diana the genie is making you do this

you can fight it i know you can

is it time now to meet my secret admirer

yes

in the romantic city of paris

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are you ready to meet your secret

admirer yes oh

[Laughter]

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the yes

what have you done to me me

i did nothing to you that you didn't

want me to

you wanted a special friend and you got

one

one who wanted a revenge on those who

trapped me in that glass prison

ah i think you're confusing the concept

of special friend with special enemy

common mistake this skull used to be my

home

until it contains another soul i will

never be truly free whose soul

the one who is content with his lord the

one with the fewest desires

martin with your brother locked away and

the source of you the alien and the

caveman trapped in the bracelet the time

of my rule shall begin

[Laughter]

or how about you go back to where you

came from and we forget all about your

silly plan

give me the bracelet no

give me

the bracelet

no

no what

where can you run that i cannot find you

diana

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okay

how am i gonna get myself out of this

mess

wait a

minute

you watch activated

bio scan selected

if i can just lock onto martin's

frequency that you watch should be able

to amplify his voice

martin can you hear me

diana good going i was hoping you'd

figure out how to use the you watch

what's our situation awful we're in some

catacombs underneath the french museum

of history cool i've always wanted to go

to france is it beautiful now not good

time billy diana listen i beat the genie

once remember

i can give you anything you want

maybe oh maybe there's a girl you like

but she doesn't like you does she one

wish and she's yours i wish

that you would return from whence you

came

i remember i've got a plan there's got

to be a way into the museum from the

catacombs what if i can't find my way in

hello my special friends

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that's it climb up

i'm in now what find the ancient weapons

room

i found it i'm in no more running you're

dressed

now give me the skull so your brother

can face his destiny

wait wait wait don't i get a wish after

all we're such special friends your

brother tricked me with a wish once no

more wishes oh what if i wish to go into

the skull in my brother's place

why would you do that

it's my fault this happened

release my brother and the others and

i'll let you cast your spell

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grounded

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diana

make your wish and see your fate

i wish to be trapped in the skull

forever

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diana are you okay oh yes now

java billy me okay me okay too i mean

i'm fine

what do we do with this i'll take it mom

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we were monitoring the transmissions

from your u-watch came as soon as we

could

thanks

oh i can't believe that not only wasn't

my secret admirer a man he wasn't even

human

you might want to keep that info to

yourself sis

hello oh hey caitlin i'm almost ready

i'll pick you up in a bit but i am

but

i didn't forget about getting together

with you last night something came up

well if you must know i was turned into

a green gas and got sucked into a charm

bracelet

hello

hello

she didn't believe you yeah she dumped

me

well

seeing how neither of us have any

admirers at the moment why don't we grab

a latte together

maybe some other time i've got a date a

date with who hey diana ready to go

hey this is great the three of us

hanging out together chillin

uh sorry martin billy and i are gonna

have some special bonding time alone

to billy well i thought we'd try that

new ice cream stand across campus oh hey

what about me i need to bond too

guys

okay fine i'll just hang out here buy my

lonesome with my busted television set

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you