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uh

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rise of the secret society

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hi jenny

what a coincidence seeing you guys here

but martin we've been waiting in that

bush for two hours

forget it martin not on your life oh

come on jenny why won't you go out with

me what do other guys have that i don't

where to start other guys aren't messy

their clothes aren't wrinkled they don't

have stains on stains on stains oh and

they don't hang out with freaks hey

great so i'll pick you up at eight okay

martin hypothetically if you were gonna

pick me up tonight what would you pick

me up in

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case closed

i don't know what i'd do if you ever

started dating my brother is it possible

to faint from embarrassment

why can't jenny look past all my flaws

and see the real me yeah you're as swab

as anyone yes free chocolate maybe it's

my lucky day after all

hey

you have been chosen

you have been chosen whatever happened

to excuse me or even out of my way

can we please go get some lunch now if i

don't get some food soon i'm gonna start

eating my human shells

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next

that'll be five bucks

maybe that guy who bumped me stuck it in

my pocket

weird he forgot to write anything on it

oh right sorry

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uh i didn't order dessert it's on the

house martin

next

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so where's my dessert somewhere between

not happening and dream on that'll be

five bucks

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oh if i ever meet the dude who invented

trigonometry he's getting a serious

nuggie

to convert degrees to radians you have

to multiply by pi and divide by 180

really oh thanks

you totally saved me from a migraine uh

who exactly are you do you work for nasa

or something nope

just someone who wants to help a fellow

student

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uh hey you forgot your keys i don't know

what you're talking about martin they

must be yours

now this is what i call an awesome ride

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cool it's even got my initials on it

martin

is this your car

it's got my name on it

don't try fooling me martin i can see

through your schemes from a mile away

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how about a lyft home

i thought you'd never ask

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ah free ice cream a sports car help with

my math oh this is all too weird this

letter has to be part of it so i'm gonna

read you if it takes all night no piece

of paper is gonna get the best of martin

mystery

more mystery clear

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hmm

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i knew it

acolyte mystery meet beneath the clock

at midnight signed the bones

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acolyte mystery the bones what is this

hmm only one way to find out

and i've only got five minutes

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wow look at that i'm actually on time

for something

martin

jarrod um hi

i'm just uh

out for a walk

did you get a letter

yes so what's with all the free stuff

yeah oh what kind of car did you get

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you know what this is stupid i've got

early practice tomorrow free dessert or

not i'm going to bed

what is this place

maybe they can answer that

electrokinesis cool

even cooler please allow us to introduce

ourselves

we are fellow students of torrington

academy you two have been chosen as

prospects to become members of the bones

a venerable secret society with almost

limitless power yeah nice try guys you

must have mistaken me for some sucker

who'd fall for this kind of lameness

telekinesis too oh you guys have it all

does that come with membership

all this and much more

wow

sweet sign me up

yeah i'm in not yet the two of you must

pass an initiation to see if you have

what it takes to become a member of the

bones and once a member you were a

member forever we will contact you when

it is time

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ah

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oh hey martin

hello earth to martin

look billy i don't want to say you're

not cool but you're not cool i'm going

to be eating my lunch over here from now

on so feel free to eat yours somewhere

else

oh hey billy aren't you eating lunch

with martin no he's acting kind of weird

today huh he looks like the same old

martin to me yeah

martin

i was just wondering you know if you're

great tonight

for you sure i'll be at your place at

eight

later sweet cheeks

okay check that this calls for an

intervention there is no way i'm letting

martin date jenny

martin listen to me mister if you think

i'm gonna sit by while you get all

lovey-dovey with jenny you're totally

mistaken

do not interfere with the process

or else

what is going on here

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it is time you will be tested

succeed and limitless power will be

yours

fail and you will know only darkness

what do i have to do

make your way through the labyrinth when

you reach the other side you will be one

of us a true bonesman

that's it

i've had tougher quarterback sacks

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uh diana isn't this breaking and

entering if you know a better way to

figure out what's happening to martin

i'm all ears

pee you

smells like boy

mmm pizza

uh that pizzeria went out of business

two years ago

he left his you watch behind and he

never leaves as you watch behind why

would someone scan a blank piece of

paper

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meet beneath the clock at midnight who

are the bones

the bones an ancient and power-hungry

cult linked to a number of strange

disappearances legend says they're ruled

by a monster that grants superhuman

powers but at the cost of your free will

free will

that's important right oh yeah martin's

got himself wrapped up in something bad

this time

diana i was expecting agent mystery uh

well we're uh apartment watching for him

never mind you two will do fine a

student from your school was just

reported missing that's jared he's been

hanging out with martin

he's not the only one missing there's a

whole bunch of disappearances over the

years could they all be linked to the

bones the bones uh fill you in later mob

we need to find martin fast

i knew martin barred my mp3

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i player know what's better looking the

car or my reflection

there he is that must be one of them

come on

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i am gone

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hey he got a new guy

jared you're one of them

now it's your turn to be tested

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these bone guys are snatching people

right off campus there has to be a

secret tunnel or something around here

didn't that noto martin's computer say

something about the clock tower

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there it is good work junior agent

okay so all i have to do is make it

through and then i'm a full bonesman

with the powers and the cool hood and

everything right

uh quick question what if i'm not found

worthy

i see fair enough

martin wait

don't do it these guys are serious

trouble they've brainwashed you

whoa hold it getting creepy eyes was not

part of the deal there is no going back

you will take the test

uh no thanks but i forgot to study

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or not

you can all take the test together

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at least we're away from those guys

on second thought maybe they weren't so

bad after all

these runes must have something to do

with finding the way out of here

for example there has to be something

about this creepy symbol that makes it

different from all the others

how can you tell all the symbols down

here are creepy well there are levels of

creepiness for example this symbol isn't

nearly as creepy as this

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this telekinesis is off the scale

are you

okay think so

i guess i don't taste so good

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let's see him get through that

yes

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i think we lost it

this thing is too powerful to fight

unless we become powerful too billy i

need to get to the end of the maze and

i've got a feeling these runes are the

key

it's so dark down here i can hardly see

them dark the runes in the chamber were

glowing

you want activated eye cutter selected

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oh wow

come on

that's using our arms

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hey ugly over here

i'm the one that tasted bad remember

hey

not so fast for the eyes

i finished your maze now how about a

little taste of your own medicine

now you see me now you don't

dang what's the matter

my powers are gone

they must have been tied to the creature

ah too bad i kind of liked the whole

levitation thing it would have made it

easier to get out of bed on weekends but

how did you resist the creature's mind

control i just focused on something so

confusing that the creature couldn't

take over my mind what was that

trigonometry

it's done right

diana

what happened did you defeat the

creature oh you should have seen it

martin used the creature's own powers

against it of course that's where the

creature got its powers

what

the creature needed servants to bring

victims into the maze the more people it

absorbed the more powerful it got and

the more powerful it got the more it

needed people to be lured into the maze

and that's why it started a cult

question is the ground shaking or is

that just my

maze is headache

this way

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what's going on

you don't remember

uh we woke up in this weird tunnel just

as it was falling apart

well it's obvious you must have all been

sleepwalking and you should really get

back to your room before anybody notices

you're missing

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well i should get to bed too i've got

another date with jenny tomorrow

just when i thought the nightmare was

over

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i'm telling you dai it's like he's a

totally different person come on jenny

we're talking about martin here diana

i'm dating your brother and that's that

he's a new man and just my type now if

you just get here already uh hey jenny

oh quick put this on we're gonna be late

for the all-night zombie gore fest at

the multiplex all night zombie fest no

all night zombie gorefest and how much

money do you have on you i'm running a

little short so you'll need to pony up

for popcorn tonight or i guess i could

just get it off the floor like i usually

do

forget it i knew this couldn't last if i

ever see your face again it'll be too

soon okay so uh how about next tuesday

then

wednesday

thursday

this is what i call a happy ending

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is that a no

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you