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what are you doing here don't want my

agent to start the day without a hearty

breakfast oh I get it that centers

testing a new secret weapon

it's a sausage right I'm not testing

anything can't I show my agents how much

I cherish them once in a while I don't

know can you now eat out before it gets

cold

well time to go pack a bag for six days

in the woods outside in five minutes

oh what about my morning hot cocoa

oh the sweater is driving me crazy I'm

getting kind of itchy just looking at it

nice sweater sis why thank you Martin I

did it for myself you knit I figured I

should start living up to my name be

more motherly to my underlings

Java get new galoshes

I got the idea from the latest

bestseller mother knows best how to

motivate manipulate for better morale I

knew there was an angle to this which is

why we're all going camping together

it's from chapter 7 the corporate

retreat hike your way to higher

productivity

four of us plus Mom in the woods this

should be real interesting

so exciting my first real camping trip

on Earth at least we're right on track

according to the map we should be coming

upon a one-lane bridge right about now

the bridge of Doom what are you talking

about it's on my latest issue of Chiller

Comics five unsuspecting hikers drive

across the bridge and four elements to

their untimely demise it's a short issue

I'm sure we'll be fine

Jabba

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no prob Jabba have four wheels Drive

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wow you can't even see the bottom

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hope you're ready for a good hike

now everybody have an energy bar a

nutritious mix of birch bark Cactus root

and dried sea slugs

the sweet smell of nature

just like Grandma used to make

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are you thinking what I'm thinking for

the first time ever I think I am this

has got to be a mission in disguise

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and then the cheerleader heard a jagged

scraping like fingernails on a

chalkboard or a meat hook on the roof

she called to her boyfriend but he was

nowhere to be found all there was was

that awful high-fitch scraping

and they all lived happily ever after

right

oh

oh

the meat hook Mangler

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finally I have prank the prankster very

good sis clearly you've learned well

from the master

check it out

I knew it this is a mission we're here

to investigate a UFO

hey park ranger who goes there hey

you're not an extraterrestrial

hi my name's Martin come here often hi

Martin nice flashlight

uh yeah I will

Ranger Patty Preston you people should

know there's a big storm blowing in from

the north might hunker down if I were

you lots of folks go missing in these

woods thanks for the warning Ranger you

better get going don't want to get your

bunny wet

oh yeah she digs me definitely

right she's beautiful and smart

shelter soon whichever Colossians are

well Java miserable

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hey anybody home

hello

just barge into someone else's house uh

well I don't think anybody's here

who Let the Fire genius

enough squabbling children at least we

have a place to sleep

why it's quite a wind

and that's just the house settling right

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I get the fireplace

oh no I do I do I do kids

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mom I'll have your breakfast ready in

just a moment dear oh great don't skimp

on the bacon

oh this place looks different

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thanks Mom

don't you think she's taking this

mothering thing too far

isn't this place Divine I think we'll

stay here for the rest of our trip

stay here but you're all going to have

to be my little helpers Java go collect

firewood and Billy I found a beautiful

old quilt for you to repair with your

tiny little fingers

okay

what's with Mom I don't know let's check

this place out

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why would Mom want to spend the whole

trip here

maybe she's just going overboard with

that book

you know Mom she's way extreme with

everything

I'll tell you it's way extreme this

house look at these designs they're all

drawn in blue

hmm that's cause they're blueprints

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for my beloved building a house for a

girl huh this guy knew the moves

this must be his diary the place he

wrote his most intimate thoughts on the

one place he knew he could

hey that's private sorry sis but

something tells me weird Builder guys

and around to care hmm wow this guy

spent years building this place just for

his fiancee Clarissa he did oh must have

totally been in love huh that's all he

talks about Clarissa Clarissa Clarissa

but wait the last page what does it say

and my heart burst with joy at the

thought of my beloved and I finally

living in our love Palace together I

await her reply but but but what the

rest of the page is missing I can't be

missing what happened did you move in

did their love last forever

something tells me it didn't

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Mom are you okay no one can ever leave

I'd say that's a no no we could all stay

in our happy home forever

my breakfast in bed and bed these are

over

I'll totally possessed

we've got two choices let her keep us in

this place for the rest of our lives or

better

yeah

yeah

let go of me you ungrateful wretches in

the Trap

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what happened a second ago she was fine

there must be something in this house

that's making her crazy and I don't want

to stick around and let it make us crazy

too I say we blow the story go get help

come back from Mom

a little help but why would you want to

leave

here with Mom whoa this place acts fast

oh walls must be infested with

Supernatural termites or something

we can't help them much if we're Wicked

out too

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how about a break you got any more of

those sea slug energy bars can't slow

down now Martin the sooner we get to the

car the sooner we'll be able to get help

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this

stolen

and no suspicious Footprints uh let's

keep moving

the bridge

Martin next time we find something

called The Bridge of Doom maybe we

shouldn't cross it

I knew those dance lessons would come in

handy someday come on

come on let's go

there's gotta be another way out of

these Woods

I think I see something ahead

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creepy how do we end up back here

this house must be creating some kind of

space-time warp remember Ranger Patty

said lots of people got lost in these

Woods

think I know where they ended up

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well I'm not gonna let that place trap

me

I don't know right now it's looking a

lot like home sweet home

I even go back in there after all I

don't think we have much choice

okay is it me or is it a little too

quiet in here uh hi Mom it's just Martin

and Diana your favorite agents

it's open she's gone never leave

this house

stay with us forever

join us

Diana

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Diana get in here

join us Martin

sorry I'm not much of a joiner

and then there was one

you want activated alphagodal selected

what a hottie beloved pluricide presume

the missing page of the Diary

I now realize that my beloved will never

come he built this place for her and she

dumped him no wonder he's so ticked off

and so I will never leave

still in the house

anybody here

hello

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talk about ectoplasmic energy

I'll bet you're the Builder guy who got

dumped

you know you're giving off some major

negative Vibes so so he broke your heart

happens to me almost every week

more like every day

watch me

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you know what activities

sorry but the lady's leaving with me

friends I've been love it hey you can't

come out can you

not until you let go of my friends

and whoever else you've trapped in there

you do not make that man says me well

looky here I bet if my finger slipped

poor Clarissa might get torn right in

half

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you still got Mom fair is fair

mom

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that's not part of the deal

mom don't let them do this to you

I was just kidding you can have your

painting back here

will never leave

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Martin what happened just your basic

haunted house evil Specter floating

Phantom kind of thing oh I gotta

remember this for our next night around

the campfire

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I can't believe that guy held a crush

for a hundred years

sounds like Martin and Jenny

Jenny thinks I'm gonna build her a house

she's got another thing coming

Let's go Team better pick out the pace

if we want to be out of the woods by

Nightfall oh what chapter is this from

March a million miles for better morale

you'll be happy to know there'll be no

more corporate Retreats anytime soon

more itchy sweaters

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and no more breakfast in bed well I

never got a chance to eat it anyway

welcome back Mom we really miss you

thank you

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