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my god

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where is he has to be here somewhere

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warlock returns

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so

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oh i love chemistry it gives me a chance

to show my creative side

martin are you crazy you can't mix

random chemicals together you might i

might what get a better grade than you

nice try but maybe you should

concentrate on your own project

have it your way

guess that was a little too creative

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hey billy check it out i'm going for the

brussels sprouts eating record

i don't think that's such a good idea

martin of course it is my stomach's a

bottomless pit what i ate 768 asparagus

fears

oh

i don't feel so

um

nice tv

how martin pay for this

that's the beauty why pay when you can

borrow from the student lounge

i don't think martin know what borrow

mean relax i'm gonna return it right

after alien invasion week is over on the

creature channel

this bad idea

don't be silly it's the perfect height

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not during alien invasion week martin

are you okay

is that from the student lounge java

told martin not to do it why don't you

harvest the wax from your ears everyone

is always trying to help you out but you

never listen one day it's gonna get you

in real trouble huh did you say

something

you've got paranormal nails

martin not jerk on purpose oh jacket

paranormal hourly is having a

competition to find the world's best

local legend

legends are just myths

wrong the myth contest was last week

the entrant must have indisputable proof

that the legend is true first place

winner gets to be abducted by aliens for

a week

can you imagine partying with aliens for

a whole week that's ridiculous it's

obviously a publicity scam of some sort

shows how much you know paranormal

hourly is the most reputable alien

publication there is now all i have to

do is find a good legend around

torrington

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what is there some sort of conspiracy to

cover up all the good legends around

here

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will you be checking these out hardly

they got nothing i can use do you have

any other books dealing with local

folklore we have original torrington

tomes in the basement but they aren't

for the public they're very valuable

only the mayor can grant a viewing hmm

i'm not exactly in good with the mayor

oh who knew he'd be upset by a little

green dying the town fountain then i

suppose you won't be viewing the tomes

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oh awesome now we're talking

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huh if it has a symbol it's got to be

important you watch activated

eye cutter selected

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looks like the mayor hasn't been down

here in a while

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a warlock perfect the warlock morkand

arrived in torrington in 1704 and yada

yada summoned by settlers to reverse a

drought bloody blood oh here we go

morkan's magic was responsible for the

town's flourishing however in a strange

turn of events the warlock mysteriously

disappeared one day it is rumored that

the settler sequestered more canned in a

you know what

oh who would rip out the page with the

most important information on it

no wonder the mayor's so uptight about

these books

hey

all i have to do is find more ken and

i'm a lock to win the contest

could it be

what are you doing down here

the mayor will hear about this

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no i'm so getting abducted by aliens all

i need is a bit more information to find

that warlock

hello

help me

who is this hello

great private number

guess the shower wouldn't hurt

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hello who's there

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martin i'm in the middle of my beauty

routine no time for impossible tasks die

i found my legend it's a warlock and he

needs my help let me get this straight a

warlock a guy who knows magic he needs

your help uh-huh he called me and told

me called you that's right on the phone

how else do you call someone and then he

left me a message on my mirror

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maybe next time i'll leave a message on

your voicemail

it must have faded with the steam what

your brain is simple it was there

you're imagining things as usual i'll

prove it to you i just need your help to

do a seance so we can contact the spirit

but you'll have to wipe off your face

mask or you might scare him away

that's so funny almost as funny as you

doing a seance alone oh come on die you

know i can't do it alone

all right oh wait here's a better idea

why don't you just wait for his phone

call

if you think he's not real then what's

the big deal or are you afraid i'll

prove you wrong

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come on

kind netherworld we would like to

contact the warlock morkan

i'll try again with more feeling this

time like you mean it hey i know how to

seance the problem is your fictitious

legend

morkan it's me martin i want to help

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okay

it's never actually worked before

it's an ancient symbol of eternity i'm

not liking the spartans

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didn't i tell you it's real we have to

find him and free them i don't think so

my gut tells me this is something we

shouldn't be messing with you saw what

happened he's an innocent man unfairly

imprisoned oh says him sorry you're on

your own with this one

fine but just for that i'm not taking

you with me when i get abducted by

aliens for a week hmm

promise

trapped dark wet where could he be

i need a map of torrington

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find him okay not exactly but he's here

somewhere trapped in some place dark and

wet

well well help me find him no java mean

maybe he in well

that's it dark and wet java for a guy

who eats raw meat you're pretty smart

java not like this oh this is great java

ectoplasmic residue roofies in there

finally all my hard work as an agent

will help me where it counts most to

free someone wrongly accused help

please

did you hear that

come on job i need your help

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selected

i did it

just wait till i tell died

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thou has freed me oh no need for thanks

helping the unjustly accuser's reward

enough

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awesome trick

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okay not the kind of gratitude i was

expecting

come on java

maybe i misjudged his innocence

we have to stop him before it's too late

or worse before diana finds out i messed

up big time

prepare ye for my wrath

oh wow i love that sweater oh it's so

nice

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who is that

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nice outfit are you sure you're not

looking for the drama class

quiet class

can i help you

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this reeks of martin

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where is everybody

turbo bungee

i don't get it why is he turning our

town into a petting zoo java

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oh no diana

ah

let me out of here

okay that's something you don't see

every day

if you think i'm gonna let you change

our whole school into

mystery you're so gonna pay for this

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you lied to me i trusted you

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it philly

to have a human shell

where's dye she left zapped into a frog

java

yes she was pretty mad huh mad might not

even cover it so how are we gonna stop

this guy well since i don't know any

magic we'll just have to use some

ingenuity

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i don't see what's so appealing about

all this darkness i mean is a sunny day

so wrong thou hast escaped from me a

deed well done yeah that's my style thy

success shall be short lived for

torrington will be my evil realm there's

a lovely waste on 50 miles east i think

would look good on you perchance thou

shalt have reason to enjoy it as a fly

sorry torrington's my home twas i who is

here first i regenerated this land tis

mine

activated shield selected

uh disregard that last huh

okay maybe it's time to search for some

magic after all

it's an emergency and i don't have time

to talk to the mayor rabbit

river

river

sorry no time for introductions

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ah here it is it is believed that the

founding fathers of torrington used the

warlock's magic against them how'd they

do that make him put a spell on himself

it's the walking stick i just need to

get my hands on that stick

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time to put this legend to rest

he's

me coming through

very well thou shalt be first

stop doing that yeah

me

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me trick i shan't favor you a rat or a

newt

rather i shall cast thy soul into the

well for eternity

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guess it was too much to think i could

keep that

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um

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when will you ever listen martin i told

you not to mess with that do you know

the kind of damage you could have caused

well do you

huh

if you think i enjoy the time it takes

to erase the memories of those exposed

to your shenanigans you are sorely

mistaken martin this will go on your

permanent record

i'm so golden for the local legend

contest from paranormal hourly but you

weren't able to record any proof of

morkan well i made up my own legend and

the evidence to go along with it it was

easy with all my center connections that

doesn't sound very fair

you can't just fabricate evidence why

not after all i really did find a legend

and captured it too yeah only after

releasing him and almost ruining this

entire town

why does she always get hung up on the

minor details minor special delivery

from martin mystery oh that's me must be

the announcement that i won the

competition

what good news

please be informed that you've been

disqualified for cheating and your

subscription to paranormal hourly is

revoked permanently as in forever

now i'll never get abducted by aliens

now we can always help martin

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you