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uh
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hello
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is anyone there
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you frightened me the wind yes very
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strange indeed
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constables look
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the awakening
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hello
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i am so the master of disaster
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i can't believe mr munson gave us an
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open book test after i stayed up all
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night cramming
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at least the book was in italian
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i crammed
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wait a minute
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i suddenly get the feeling that we've
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been had
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oh that little
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it's been weeks since we've had a
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mission and somebody has way too much
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time on their hands oh you're not
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talking about me are you huh who else
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you're the most immature guy i know so
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on the outer limits of losertude
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hey i was thinking of planting a
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seething nest of maggots in your
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meatloaf but even i have limits i've had
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it with your lame practical jokes this
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time you've gone too far oh after that
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scene i just caused in the cafeteria i'm
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never gonna be able to eat in there
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again martin trick java me no like
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tricks oh oh take it easy can't you two
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take a joke i mean come on lighten up i
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was just having a little fun
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the center ah
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finally
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clear
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diana lombard clear
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java the caveman player
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hey guys how's tricks don't say tricks i
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never thought i'd be saying this billy
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but i'm so happy to be going on a
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mission martin's been driving us
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uh billy i wouldn't if i were you what's
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wrong somebody call a medic it's too
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late they got me
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did you see the look on his face
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brilliant
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hey mom uh what's in the box it's a
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micro singularity a micro whoa
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a mini black hole i'm studying its
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gravitational effects now follow me
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please martin
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this morning we received a report from
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xi'an china sensors confirm paranormal
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activity on an extremely large scale the
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three of you will be leaving immediately
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to investigate sweet i'm getting hungry
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oh i bet you they have pretty good
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chinese food in china did it ever occur
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to you that china is about more than
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just food it's a land of culture and
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food
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this way please
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interesting
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this can only mean one thing
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but it's gonna take more than a parade
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costume to pull one over on the master
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oh man do you have any idea how hard it
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was to get java near this thing it just
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so happens that while the two of you
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were conspiring in a pathetic attempt to
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prank me i've come up with a theory hmm
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just one check it out lion tracks
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complete with broken lion claw it looks
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like it's made of marble exactly and
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then there's this
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substance unknown whatever it is it's
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unknown to the center so what's your
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theory then master well judging from the
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clues i would say we're dealing with
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some kind of mutant fog monster or maybe
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the statue is stolen and the tracks are
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there to throw us off interesting theory
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perhaps i would have thought the same
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thing had i not been here to witness the
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statue coming to life myself uh did you
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say it came to life i did not surprising
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since the ancient palace was excavated
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we have seen some
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unusual things in this village now
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that's my kind of cultural experience uh
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hey what's with the poster oh yes the
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scepter of xi'an one of our oldest
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cultural treasures last night it was
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taken from our museum perhaps only a
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coincidence spot
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troubling nonetheless well if the two
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are related we'll keep an eye out for it
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speaking of eyes i was wondering if
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don't even think about it if you think i
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just opened the door for a gross fake
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eyeball trick you're sadly mistaken
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so
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where can we find this palace it is in
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the north of the village however i would
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caution you against going there we
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believe it is
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haunted haunted
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awesome
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incredible
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hey i read about this place in eastern
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history class this entire army was
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sculpted by hand there's something odd
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about them
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now that's what i call a coffin see if
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the you watch knows who's inside
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legend
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java no like this place we go now relax
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java it's probably just a ghost
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ghost he's only joking jabba it's okay
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so what's the legend deck say he's known
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only as the first emperor it says he
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rose to greatness by uniting the feuding
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tribes into one great empire but he
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ruled it with an iron fist martin look
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it's the scepter the one that was stolen
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from the museum as his legend grew so
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did his thirst for power he enslaved
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anyone who defied him those in his favor
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crafted a magic scepter to grant the
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emperor immortality no wonder someone
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would want to steal it this tells about
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how his subjects weren't cool with the
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idea of them sticking around forever so
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they turned on them and tuning them in
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ah very funny again nice try but you're
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not fooling me it's gonna take a lot
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more than some wishy noises martin i
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swear i'm not doing this there's
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something in here with us
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i was just about to say the same thing
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back away slowly dragons can only see
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sudden movement
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i hope you got that from a reliable
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source of course fantasy gaming monthly
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i was afraid you were gonna say
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something like that
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maybe we ought to run
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oh
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oh
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wait for me
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diana
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[Laughter]
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diana i'm coming
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only problem is i don't know where i'm
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going
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perfect timing
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billy this isn't a good time diana's in
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trouble oh i think you're all in trouble
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someone's cooking up some major mojo
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here martin and that powder you sent us
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to annoys can reanimate non-living
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matter
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that's good to know billy thanks but
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unless you can see through walls i
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really need to find diana
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afrida can't help you there i'll just
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get out of your hair
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hey
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uh
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we don't have to tell anyone about that
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little freak out do we buddy
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so i talked to billy he gave us the
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center's analysis but i'm still thinking
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zombies
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yeah java the lion
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what this for
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i really wish i could tell you but i
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never pay much attention in chemistry
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class quick i'll lock the door
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someone's been playing mad scientist
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here huh no wonder the village thinks
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this place is haunted
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yeah
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diana hello can you hear me
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she must be completely turned to stone
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diana's never gone this long without
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yelling at me for something
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i bet there's an antidote here somewhere
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we can turn her back to normal
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you locked the door right
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you are not friends of the master
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he will be most displeased
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don't worry about us we were just
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leaving okay
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okay i'll give you credit that was a
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pretty cool but now can you undo this
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though we may have use for you when he
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awakes for what to be some kind of
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hunched out igor assistant well you've
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got the wrong guy buddy
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i need one of those from my room back at
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borington
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that's the scepter you stole it i stole
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nothing
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it will soon be in the hands of its
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rightful owner
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then you shall see greatness
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he left us alone oh man we'll be out of
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here in a flash this guy is so bush
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league
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i'll have to remember the right trick
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that might make a good prank
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huh this guy desperately needs a label
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java try some of those
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what happened
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i don't feel so good
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oh can you walk
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yeah i can walk but i feel like i ate
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cement for breakfast
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if i have to go back to school like this
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promise me you'll just leave me here
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gladly
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special
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how are we gonna stop him with all that
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magic i'm working on it and forget magic
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let's hope he doesn't know kung fu
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i call upon
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as it reaches the new meridian
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don't move don't move
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we already tried
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nice to see that heart of stone you have
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come in handy one more crack like that
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and you're gonna taste these fists of
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stone
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well you might want to use them now sis
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i can't ride it you may be clever boy
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but you will never stop us
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okay
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it seems you have no one now to protect
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you boys
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mystery
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the dust i can move again
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company of his grand army
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what did you do
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don't worry about me get out of here
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you are quite fortunate
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to have witnessed the awakening
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unfortunately it will be the last thing
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you see
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perhaps we will let the emperor's army
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finish you off
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i can't watch
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what is the meaning of this
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emperor
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your army this is not my army i do not
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understand
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the army it was facing the wrong way
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it's not here to keep people out it's
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here to keep the evil emperor in
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then
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this could get messy
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all done
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good work java
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you should have seen it be i had it
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going on
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i'm sure it was uh something oh what
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about him i think we better leave him
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the way we found him
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that works for me all i want to do is
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get back to my room and catch some z's
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this mission wore me out
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don't leave me
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how do i get rid of this thing
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uh
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you
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