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oh

a sore thing

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uh

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diana and jenny you've been called

before the sci-fi sci sorority council

to learn if the school's oldest and most

popular sorority has accepted you jenny

congrats you're totally in

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diana

first let me say i'm so excited to be

i'm afraid your application has been

rejected rejected the council has

concerns about your lack of tolerance

but there must be some mistake i'm

tolerant i'm totally tolerant in fact

tolerant is my middle name

diana

martin

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just ignore the geek behind the curtain

as i was saying i can tolerate anyone

even martin huh

look die we're prepared to offer you a

deal

if you can tolerate a free spirit like

your stepbrother we'll reconsider your

rejection

what

you've got to be kidding

i mean what a wonderful idea great

you've got 24 hours now go out there and

show us how tolerant you can be

uh you got it

oh

martin what are you doing out here

remind me never to pick you as my

charades partner i was trying to tell

you that the center is beeping us

huh huh the fountain

blast in rocket

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i mean what a clever way to dry off

think i'll try it

well you look more like a chihuahua

good one hi guys

boy die you're sure in a pleasant mood

today as a size i sorority sister

hopeful it's my duty to be extremely

tolerant of everyone even a doofus

i mean a free spirit like martin

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wow

what is it guy in telekinetic device the

hot toy for christmas on gaia one and

two can i try

no

hmm

and now for your assignment last night a

man dr trevor sindler disappeared from a

train platform outside washington dc the

same train platform where there have

been reports of a mysterious being go

check it out

train platform mysterious being

this has albino alligator written all

over it

yeah they live in the sewers and come

out at night to stop their prey oh

please that is the most outrageous

careful with your words miss sorority

sister hopeful

outrageously creative idea i've heard in

a long time

hey mom can you move something else yes

i can

hmm

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so trevor cindler was seen somewhere

around here right before he caught the

last train to alligatorville

look

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good eye job prime time slime and good

use of rhyme scheme martin it's simply

amazing how witty you can be in the

middle of a serious investigation what

can i say i'm a poet and i didn't even

know it

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which means my albino alligator theory

must be correct hmm

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as you can see he dragged the slime up

from down there martin can i ask one

little question if albino alligators

live in the sewers why hasn't anyone

ever seen one because they're covered in

goop

hey

check it out it's trevor's cell phone

looks like he made a phone call before

he disappeared who do you call roberta

frisk maybe she can tell us something

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java no like georgetown

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c jones and muncie p noak are frisk oh

that's got to be it roberta frisk let's

see if she's home

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yep she's home come on

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all right mr alligator consider your

urban legend is officially over

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hey where'd they go

there

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unbelievable

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forget about my alligator theory what

can drag a full-grown woman straight

down the side of a building an albino

santa claus

just kidding there must be clues around

here somewhere

hmm

this is interesting

uh die i love a good read too but are

you sure this is a time and place this

isn't a book martin it's the results

from some sort of genetic engineering

research written by dr roberta frisk and

dr trevor

guy from train station apparently trevor

and roberta work together at general

spice labs all right then gentle splice

labs here we come

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stay down

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somebody make mess

it's worse than martin's dorm room on

cleanup day

uh not that a slovenly living space is a

bad thing

yeah right

hey

what's this

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you mean this is a ball of super long

red hair cool huh cool are you kidding

only a child would think rat hair is

cool are you calling me a child ms

lombard

of course not i was just pointing out

that your approach has a childlike

exuberance that's all great detective

work morty

what was that come from down there come

on we better check it out

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it's some kind of

humongous rat's nest help us

over here

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that's a giant rat not cool martin

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quick let's get out of this nightmare

not quick enough

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now that you're out of the way i can

finish the job

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either he's planning to knock over the

local cheese shop or he's out for

revenge

that's wrong job java hurt rat bite rat

man bit you uh oh

i hope that doesn't mean you'll turn

into

that

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not yet first we need to find out what's

going on

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good thing the security cameras were

recording when the lab was trashed

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here's roberta and trevor

who's that

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dr maurice muncie

look out don't get it on your skin

some of that formula leaked into an air

vent i wonder where it ended up and what

happened when it got there

it came in through there land here

nothing worse than sleeping in slime

look al rizzo the general spice janitor

good old al looks a lot like

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this formula must be some pretty strong

stuff

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you're as clumsy as an ox

ah that is a smart friendly clever

clumsy ox

right anyway the formula must be some

sort of nano molecule that combines rat

and human dna and rat man i mean al must

blame those freaky scientists for

turning him into a nasty nappy furball

that would explain why he dragged the

other two here and turned them into rats

now he must be going after dr muncie to

finish the job let's go up to the lap

and try to find dr muncie's address no

need huh my super sleuthing sense will

tell me exactly where monty lives super

sleuthing sense get real

i mean i'd love to hear how i saw his

name on roberta's apartment building

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hey

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ow stop we know what happened we can

help you

apparently help isn't what you're into

easy there buddy this is my favorite

shirt

that's twice today are you okay

i'm fine java's the one who needs help

how do we do that he must have a

collapsible skeleton just like a regular

rat

and regular rats have super sensitive

hearing how do you know i saw it on me

when rodents attack special on the wild

animal channel

perfect add a little volume

that ought to hold our rambunctious

rodent

for about 10 seconds dr muncie are you

all right

who are you

and where did that horrible creature go

you mean al the gentle splice janitor

what when dr frisk spilled the formula

turned him into the rat man

if we don't reverse the process before

the transformation is complete he'll be

stuck as a rat forever java no wanna be

rap how can you reverse the process we

can't not without the formula wait i

took this sample from the janitor's room

will that help we need the janitor's dna

too and i don't know how much of it is

left in the rat man al had black curly

hair and as grody as it is i can see

that there's still a few left excellent

thought diana we just need to get a

strand excellent thought martin you

better hurry

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uh

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thanks java doctor your order of janitor

dna is ready

now we just need a stove to heat up the

beaker and extract al's dna great idea

if you haven't been paying any attention

to what's going on i mean hello ratman's

in the kitchen

you watch

hey

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another fine job agents these three will

have to answer for their unauthorized

experiments but i'm sure they'd rather

spend some time in jail than the rest of

their lives scurrying through the sewers

thanks guys if you hadn't shown up i

would have spent the rest of my life is

a sewer rat it was our pleasure al

you know except for the slimy parts um

sorry about the bite java it okay now

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well die i must say i'm very proud of

you good work endo

welcome to the sisterhood

what oh what didn't you know i'm senior

advisor to side side side i told the

girls if you could be nice to me you

could be nice to anyone you did great

and with my recommendation you'll be in

no sweat you mean

being nice to you was your idea yep

so i've been slimed and goofed and

rat-haired because of you

that's right

mystery i can't stand being near you

you're completely and utterly

horrible

hmm

oh

and with only a couple of hours to go

oh well we can try again tomorrow and

the day after that and the day after

that till you get it right

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