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ah nice sunset huh eddie

think it's worth doing the camp dishes

for a week

whoa

huh

oh

summer camp nightmare

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let's see sunscreen beach towel and

shorts done i love packing for the beach

it's so easy

i can't think of anything more boring

than lying around on a beach all summer

now java's got the right idea you'll be

the best dressed french chef in paris

french chef in training

you think i'm just gonna lay around wake

up and smell the suntan lotion sis

between riding the waves and partying on

the beach i'm gonna need another

vacation to recover from this vacation

oh by the way how's your novel coming i

could use some mindless trash to read on

the beach

you wouldn't like it too many big words

no aliens or mutant robots to cater to

your low brow tastes no problem i know

just how to spice it up when all else

fails just add some slime

are you trying to ruin my manuscript

what are you talking about i'm trying to

make it better give me that when i get

ahold of you you'll be vacationing from

a hospital

center mom probably wants to wish us bon

voyage by the way that's french java

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really

hi mom

you know you didn't have to bring us to

the center we wouldn't have left on

vacation without saying goodbye vacation

well it's something like that you're

going to be cits cit what does that

stand for a cosmic intelligence tracer

commander of intergalactic tacticians

try counselor and training you're going

to summer camp

summer camp

that's right we've had reports of

strange glowing lights at a remote

summer camp up north you too will

investigate undercover as camp

counselors and java will be the camp

cook we have to give up our vacations to

look after a bunch of kids at a summer

camp

major drag laura borealis no need to get

snippy martin no aurora borealis the

northern lights streamers of light in

the night sky above the north magnetic

pool ah martin's right that's what the

kids must have seen not likely

we've confirmed there's a high level of

paranormal activity in the area this is

a real mission you two and it's more

important than your vacations is that

clear

any questions

just one what's that cool glowing orb

some kind of advanced alien technology

it's a sun lamp i'm working on my base

tan before taking my vacation at the

beach

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well here we are

not exactly the summer vacation i hope

for

it's not so bad except for the fact that

you're here too

seems quiet and peaceful those are code

words for dull and boring you must be

the new cities

hi i'm nancy head counselor

art and mystery secret agent i mean uh

cit extraordinaire and i was just

telling my sister diana what an awesome

camp you've got here

nice to meet you this is java the new

cook

martin this is the cabin for you and

your boys diana you and your girls are

across the road cit has only supervised

two campers each you'll meet them and

the other counselors at supper tonight

any questions

actually we were just wondering what you

know about these mysterious lights oh

don't worry about those campfire tails

the kids probably saw the northern

lights and got freaked out you know it's

like we're both on the same wavelength

didn't two boys nearly get sucked under

the water in a canoe

fell out of a canoe is more like it and

then they made up a lame story about the

lake bubbling we'll see if the week of

kitchen duty makes them think twice

about taking a canoe without permission

and there was nothing strange about the

canoe that's it right there

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looks like a normal canoe to me come on

java i'll show you the kitchen what kind

of food do you like to make french

i hate to admit it but she's right no

claw or bite marks and we're stuck here

wasting perfectly good vacation time

cool there's some kind of sticky goo in

the bottom

alright activated

slime scan selected

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yes

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it's probably just tree sap probably but

we better send billy a sample anyway

just to cover our butts and if they

don't find anything but tree sap maybe

mom will change her mind and let us out

of here

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where are you going i thought i'd take

the boys on a camp out at the lake i

want to see for myself if it really was

just the northern lights that they saw

or something else

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the campers thought the noise was a

raccoon

but when they looked out of the tent the

phantom bit their heads right off huh ah

the venomous spider being a balang i

thought this story sounded familiar i

don't know you heard the school story oh

it's not a ghost it's a fanged alien

that preys on other living beings by

injecting the venom that dissolves their

organs into a sugary goo huh an organ

dissolving alien that's pretty cool if

it's true oh it's true all right

wanna see my scar

huh yeah nasty little arachnid got me

good before we trapped him let me tell

you how it went down

so after leaving a string of liquefied

victims in his wake the spider bean was

subdued tamed and trained to flip beef

at a burger joint in phoenix

well that's it

time for bed let's get into our tents uh

could we sleep out here close to you uh

i mean

close to the fire you wanna sleep

outside under a starry sky huh sure why

not maybe we'll even get to see some

ufos

what is it a raccoon get our hot dogs

venomous spider creature

oh don't be silly i told you it was

tamed and working at a burger place

hmm

oh okay give me the flashlight

ah my fault i guess i shouldn't have

told them such a scary one

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don't worry

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look

this is where it knocked me down martin

look

i found this on a branch at the edge of

the clearing

sh

listen

hi guys it's just me i've got the

results of our analysis on your sample

so what do we know about it that it

isn't tree sap and that's about all we

know it doesn't match any known

substance on the planet that reminds me

i better check out the sample we just

found

scan selected

it's similar to some kinds of insect

secretions but again it's not anything

found on earth i'll take it back to the

center for a more detailed analysis

come on let's keep looking for the boys

i don't think we'll find them martin

we're better off keeping tabs on those

counselors you might be right

for once huh

it's all closed up and dark

think they're

gone lights on

sounds like somebody's home

see anything

well either the counselors are building

a really bad model of the eiffel tower

or they're worshiping some kind of

glowing obelisk

someone coming

i think there's more than one

it's glowing too bright i can't see

anything

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we're surrounded make a break for it

let's go

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they haven't made a plastic wrap that

can hold me

what happened while you were sleeping

your novel got published and now you're

a world famous author really

no

what'd i do hmm

ah

where are we

must be some kind of shed whatever

grabbed us at the cabin back there

wrapped us up like leftovers in this

nasty plastic wrap

i'm trying to find the symbol from the

obelisk on the legend x oh here it is

it's the symbol of soros a reptilian god

that demanded the life force of young

people about a thousand years ago

wait

there's another entry for the same

symbol from a thousand years earlier and

a thousand years before that from all

over the earth but this stretchy view

doesn't match anything we've ever

experienced

earth god but an alien yeah an alien

he's on

with a thousand year life cycle

they've got the girls

activated

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get us out of here

yikes these counselors need to work on

their people skills

they're taking her to the lake

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jabba hate lizards

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where they take diana

there

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so i was right about soros being an

alien we're on a thousand-year-old

spaceship

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too much junk

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stay down there's a light up ahead

oh what's happening to me

whoa

diana's looked better java no like this

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he's waking up

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i can feel the spaceship moving diana

no wait

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nancy

soros

what's he doing to the kids did you know

that four rambunctious teenagers have

enough excess energy to power a

spaceship once soros raises it out of

the lake then

he can feed on the whole world

we've gotta stop him

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get your scaly paws off my sister

um

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didn't you take some kind of counselor

old to protect young campers

i guess not so i'll have to do it myself

yes

uh

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let him catch you changing us is

draining all soros's energy

it's not enough the ship is still rising

one last shot

hey sis how about a big hug for your

brother

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it's working now that sources energy has

drained the ship stop rising

but we

now

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from the moment we found that thing

it's like he was always in my head

even before i was a lizard

but now that it's drained of all its

power it's just a big door stop well i

say we've earned a vacation don't you i

think we're about to find out from the

only person whose opinion matters

hi mom looks like our work here is done

time to hit the beach

they were really awesome they even

risked being turned into aliens like the

rest of us

possessed by an alien oh how terrible

i'd say some people around here deserve

a nice long rest all expenses paid by

the center awesome

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hey what about us yeah we did all the

work don't be jealous we're just taking

them back to the center to shall we say

adjust their memories

so long have a nice summer

uh have a nice summer wait who's gonna

look after the kids

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you