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What?

What are you talking about?

I thought you said...

nevermind.

It's always weird when you stay at your friend's house

and wake up with a huge boner.

I had a dream about Brianna.

She's so hot.

Stupid hot.

What was the dream like?

You know, just the normal stuff.

Like?

Do you want me to tell you about it?

Yeah.

Alright, so first we're making out,

and then I'm grabbing her tits,

and I slide my hand up her skirt.

She is so wet.

I work my fingers in her underwear, and she's dripping.

I need to get my cock in her.

And do you?

Oh yeah, definitely.

I decide to take her from behind.

They love it from behind.

Do you need a towel or something?

Yeah, that'd be good.

So I'm fucking her from behind,

pulling her hair, slapping her ass,

and she's screaming my name.

Hot.

It's so hot, and she's all about it,

and I ask, "Do you want me to fill you up?"

Fuck, what does she say?

She says, "Yeah, fill me up."

And do you?

Fuck yeah, I do.

We should probably hit the gym

before we have to set up for the party.

Yeah, we have a lot of decorating to do,

Garrett bought a ton of shit to make it look nice.

Halloween is definitely my favorite holiday man,

no one can tell me otherwise.

Tonight's gonna be fun.

No doubt.

Don't worry Josh, I'm using your five thumb

I like it, it looks like a spider web of life.

-Yeah. -Something like that?

-Yeah, do that. -Okay, of course,

It's going to be lit.

The lights make your eyes look so pretty.

Stop, I wanna kiss you.

Just hold that, just like that.

- Perfect. - Okay, okay.

No, your neck up, there you go.

Aw, my ear

I think you look fantastic with it.

I'm glad you

- Hi - Hi

How are you?

I'm great, how you doing?

I'm doing well

And you'll be staying up here with me.

- Of course - Mm-hmm

I'm glad you came into town.

You know I wouldn't miss the annual Halloween ritual.

Oh God, I missed you.

I missed you too.

Glad you found the place okay,

are you having a good time?

Yeah, you weren't kidding

when you said things could get kinda crazy.

You haven't seen anything yet.

How about I introduce you to some people?

Sure.

Okay.

You guys are having fun.

Yeah

I wanted to introduce you guys to Aaron,

he's in my calc class.

Aaron, this is Garrett and his boyfriend, Jimmy.

- Hey - Hey

Nice to meet you.

I'm gonna go refill my drink.

Alright.

I thought he'd make more conversation.

He's new here, I thought he wanted to make friends.

Yeah, it's weird.

Hmm, see ya.

See ya.

So...you were acting strange around Aaron.

Is he that a bomb, two guy that was sending you snaps

last time I was in town?

Something happened between the two of you?

No, okay?

You're just being really extra right now.

It's okay, everything's fine.

Now I'm going to go check on the jello shots,

and you just sit here

and think about how I'm the best boyfriend in the world,

and how you're just being a tool.

And hold my gun!

Hey. - Don't 'hey' me.

Don't be like that.

I didn't even know you were going to be here.

Of course you didn't.

You never invited me back to your place,

just came to my dorm to hook up and leave.

Didn't even know you knew Devin.

- Well, I mean... - And I didn't know

you have a fucking boyfriend.

Yeah, I kinda messed up on that one.

Kinda?

Listen,

I'll make it up to you, okay?

Why aren't you staying with your boy tonight?

You know I can't stay away from you.

Garrett! I knew it.

I just knew it.

Hey doctor

Hey Bree

How are you?

I'm good

Just about to take a jello shot?

- Yeah, I was. - Nice...

So, it was kind of meant to be, right?

- I guess - Yeah?

Hey Dev,

Hey.

I need to tell you about what just happened with Garrett.

It's urgent.

Oh, okay.

I'll catch up with you later.

Okay...

Thanks for saving me.

I don't know why you needed it.

Everyone's into Bree.

Yeah, except for me.

I got you.

So... tell me about Garrett.

Jimmy walked in on him and Aaron.

Calculus Aaron?

Wow, Garrett works quick.

You already knew that.

What do you think he's going to do about it?

That's on him.

I'm worried about other things.

Oh yeah?

Like what?

Getting on you.

Do you think Josh made a play for Bree?

He's been shorting her for a while.

But, you like him?

Shh...don't say that out loud.

There's nobody out here.

Still, I don't want nobody to hear.

You just need to tell him.

You should just worry about yourself.

Oh, I always do.

We should probably go back inside.

Look at that one.

Or, wait.

Oh, okay.

There's that one. - Oh my God.

Or, how about this?

So...do you want to talk about what happened in here,

or do you want to go outside?

Oh, you're going to fight me?

Go talk to Garrett.

I didn't even know he had a boyfriend.

Hey, hey, nobody's fighting anybody.

We have to handle things better than that.

And how do you think we should do that?

Revenge?

So, are you suggesting that we all fuck around?

Something like that.

Listen, I know I shouldn't have done anything

with him at all,

especially, I shouldn't have done anything with him,

without asking you, or telling you...

You're so lame.

Like, you literally could have just told me

that you wanted to do something with him,

have a threesome, or literally anything,

but you didn't.

And that's my problem here.

Not that you wanted to do it, or that you even did it,

it's that you didn't tell me.

I know.

God, I suck!

Sometimes, yeah.

But,

most of the time I don't.

And that's why I keep you around?

Just that reason?

I'm gonna crash here again tonight.

- Cool. - Dope.

You're taking a while to get in the bed.

Since when do you care?

I don't.

Could have fooled me.

I've got a weird question for you.

What is it?

I know you mess around with dudes.

Don't try to act all slick,

you're not. - Is that your question?

Nah.

Why haven't you ever tried to hit on me?

I didn't think you'd be into it.

I mean, are you?

Honestly,

I don't know.

You like Bree.

I'm not asking you to marry me.

I just want to know what it's like.

- Oh. - Are you not into it?

No, no, I am.

I'm just not sure...

how do you want to do this?

I don't know.

Just go for it, I guess.

Okay.