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on aisle two, thank you.

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Excuse me.

How can I help you?

Where can I find the 1% zucchini milk?

If we carry it, it will be over in the frozen section

next to the non-GMO algae-based milk products.

I already looked over there, I didn't see it.

Unfortunately that means that we may not carry it anymore.

No, I get it here all the time,

so I know that you do have it.

Well, perhaps we're out then maybe.

Might get another shipment

in soon. - Okay, well, do you mind

if we just get the manager over here?

Sure but he's probably just going

to tell you the same thing that I just did.

Okay, I would just be more comfortable

if the manager was here.

I completely hear you.

We're all about good vibes here.

Hey Chris, do you mind coming out

and helping out a customer, she needs some assistance.

Thanks.

He'll be right over with you.

Thank you.

Hey there, how can I help you?

Hi, I'm looking for the 1% zucchini milk

and Garrett doesn't seem too familiar with the inventory.

Follow me, you know, let's take a look.

Doesn't seem to know the inventory,

okay. - Remember when

you tell everyone you know

that you're vegan, I see how it is, Karen.

To also tell them about Good Vibes Organic.

♪ Imma make you mine tonight ♪

♪ Pulling your hair, baby ♪

♪ I feel you breathing on me, on me ♪

Babe, I'm here.

Hey babe, welcome home.

I have a little something special for you.

Follow the rose petals by the stairs.

XOXO, Chase.

♪ Before I go ♪

♪ Bet you love me before I go ♪

♪ I don't think I can let you go ♪

♪ I don't think I can let you go ♪

♪ Bet you love me before I go ♪

♪ Bet you love me before I go ♪

♪ Tell me what you want, tell me what you need babe ♪

♪ Tell me 'bout your dreams, tell me everything, yeah ♪

♪ Do it, I'll do it, I'll do it ♪

What did I do to deserve this?

Hey.

Well, your mere existence is cause for a celebration.

Come on, get in.

♪ Story, Bo Peep is chasing me, Woody ♪

♪ Let me be your fantasy, Swiss Army King they call me ♪

♪ Come find the key baby, baby oh ♪

♪ I don't think I can let you go ♪

♪ I don't think I can let you go ♪

♪ Bet you'll love me before I go ♪

♪ Bet you'll love me before I go ♪

♪ I don't think I ♪

I love you.

You deserve better.

Whatever.

Someone who has their shit together, and I just,

I don't think I'm what you need.

What?

What are you talking about?

I need you, I need this.

I don't even know who I am right now.

And you deserve the world and I can't provide that for you.

And I think it's just better this way.

Are you serious?

Just trust me.

What the hell are you talking about?

You serious?

Spencer?

What's up Garrett?

Hey.

Yeah, hey, let's chat for a minute.

Sure, what's up?

You know, we really like this place

to be, you know, the best place to work and shop.

Totally.

And we're all about good vibes.

Oh yeah, I totally get it, good vibes are just,

they're like really good.

Right?

They're always good here, always good.

But you know, sometimes, I feel like you're just not

on that wavelength, you know?

Really?

I feel like I'm pretty on the wavelength

anytime I'm in the store, I just,

you know, always good vibes.

No, for sure, no doubt.

There's times though I feel like

your aura has a darkness to it.

You know that saying, "When you love something,

you let it go."

Am I getting fired?

I like to think of it more as helping you move on

to your higher- So I just sat through all

of this bullshit to get fired.

Yeah, fuck off with that.

No more vibes, I quit.

Thank you so much vegetarian market, whatever,

what's it, I'm gonna go eat me a big old burger.

No more good vibes!

Stupid store with all your good vibes.

You know, whatever, good vibes don't exist.

Not in my world.

Hello?

Hey, why weren't you answering my calls?

I thought you were dead.

Well, I'm still alive unfortunately.

What's up?

A bunch of dumb shit.

Yeah, I just got fired.

Man, what is going on with today?

Why, are you doing all right?

No, I made all this is romance and.

Oh, are you trying to show me something on FaceTime again?

You know, it's a voice call, right?

Yeah.

Well, anyway, I made a whole scene

for Spencer and then he breaks up with me.

So yeah.

What a bitch.

Ridiculous.

Yup.

Don't you just wish that we could just drive somewhere

and go until we run out of gas?

Yeah, and not have to act like I care

about people's first world problems?

Yeah, that sounds really good right now.

Yeah, just leave all that shit behind.

Yeah.

Wait, hold that thought.

I'm gonna call you back, okay?

Who the fuck keeps honking the horn?

What is that?

Hello?

Yeah, I can see you.

You ready?

For what?

To get the fuck out of here?

Okay, well we can't, because I don't know

how to drive this thing.

It's easy, I'll drive it all.

And where are we gonna go?

Anywhere we want.

Okay, I will go get my stuff.

Okay, cool.

Okay, come back soon.

Come on!

Been waiting for like hours.

Oh, sorry, wrong button.

My bad, my bad, my bad. - Fuck you.

All right, put your seatbelt on.

All right, let's hit it.

Fuck yeah, let's do it.

♪ Let's just hit the road ♪

♪ My paradise is being with you ♪

♪ You're my Malibu ♪

♪ How 'bout you and me get a little loud ♪

♪ Shout it out loud, getting you alone is my kind of crowd ♪

♪ How 'bout you and me skipping out of town ♪

All right, how do you this?

♪ Getting you alone is my kind of crowd ♪

♪ You, you, you ♪

Jesus.

Okay.

Just like that.

All right, so we have this.

Yes.

And you just light the end of it.

- Yeah, you do light. - Okay.

The end of it.

And then you just toss it, right?

You just go for it. - No,

that's not how it works.

Okay, then why do you get something so big,

like you can't throw it and-

- Well you put it in the tube that it came with.

Tube, okay.

Okay well, so you're going to put it in here, like this.

I'm gonna hold it.

Yeah.

And you're going to light it?

And I'm gonna light it,

just like that. - Yes.

And just hold it out.

Okay, like this.

A little bit.

Like a Roman candle kinda?

Like a Roman candle, it shouldn't

do anything. - Here you go.

Just don't do it too quick, and give

me like a couple seconds.

See if I can get a spark real quick.

Test light. - Okay.

Oh, sorry, I gotta hold it. - Yeah, go on.

Okay.

Oh actually.

Do you know how to use a lighter or not?

It's cold, mate,

come on. - Okay, it is cold.

Hurting my thumb.

Okay, well.

Okay, there you go, see, magic.

'Kay, let's go.

Shit.

Perhaps if I block the wind.

Okay.

And one, two and a, oh shit.

Okay.

Okay.

Back to holding it.

If we light it and then.

Well, let's just enjoy theirs.

Well, gotta make sure I'm still here.

Still here, still here, we're good.

Those boys are pretty cute, aren't they?

Especially the guy on the left.

Yeah, what about it?

We should go hang out with them.

No, no, we're not gonna.

Hey!

- Guess we're talking to them. - Oh hey.

So how'd you guys do that?

Just stick the lighter, and you light it

on fire. - You know, my friend

over here is figuring it out.

So sea legs, you know.

So what are your names?

Oh, I'm Dallas.

Hey, I'm Garrett.

♪ Is it what you wanted ♪

♪ You can feel it, but don't want to leave it ♪

♪ Maybe we're as honest as the feeling ♪

♪ That says it's not breaking ♪

♪ They said we're the ones that are falling ♪

♪ You can feel it, I couldn't tell ya I saw it coming ♪

♪ Maybe we're as honest as the feeling ♪

♪ That says it's not breaking ♪

♪ And I can't, can't, can't, can't look away ♪

♪ And I want to, want to stay ♪

Yeah, we just kind of took off.

I didn't even pack any clothes, I just threw like three

or four things in a bag and said let's go.

Oh, that's really awesome, man.

I've always wanting to do something like that.

Well what's stopping you?

I've never even been out of the state before.

Do you wanna take a tour of the RV?

I mean, okay.

Hey, you guys want a tour of the RV?

I've seen it.

No, thanks, I'm good with my marshmallow.

All right, let's go look at it.

Okay.

♪ Guess who my tank passed in the rear view ♪

♪ Too late, little things got clear view ♪

♪ Nomad but we don't know where we're going ♪

♪ We're just keeping these four tires rolling ♪

♪ Sun shining and the wind blowing in your hair ♪

♪ I don't care baby, you can take me anywhere ♪

♪ Petal down, hearts racing to ♪

There's this game I know called "Association,"

where someone says a word and whatever comes to your mind,

you say a word that you think is related to it

and you just keep building off and going off it.

You can be like, how did you even get there?

And if you can't explain how you got there,

then you're, you just lost that round.

Coconuts.

Milk.

Pineapples.

Smoothies.

Mangoes.

Tropical.

Road trip.

Right now.

Hand job.

Waxing.

It's good to see what your minds on.

Sin.

Shit, pull over.

Pull over.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Pull over.

Why are we pulling over?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no hitchhikers.

Yeah, we have to.

It'll be all right, we can take him.

He looks lonely.

Yeah, exactly.

Let's see what his vibe is.

I've never done this before.

Oh no, hey.

Hey, what's up?

What are you doing out here?

Is it okay if I get a ride?

- Want a ride? - Yeah,

hop in.

Yeah.

- I hope this guy's not weird. - Oh, he's cute.

Hello hitchhiker.

Hello.

Well come on.

I should thank you guys.

For sure.

Hello.

Thanks for picking me up.

Yeah.

Well, this is Austin, Dallas, Garrett, and I'm Chase.

Awesome, I'm Aiden.

Nice to meet you guys.

Nice to meet you.

So where are you headed?

Well, I just murdered a family

and I have their dead cat in my bag,

so I'm just trying to hide out and go anywhere.

Try and avoid jail.

Nice.

Nice.

I'm joking obviously.

The cat's still alive in my bag.

Oh, that's great.

You're full of shit.

Well, we were in the middle of trying

to figure out where we are headed next.

Great, I'm actually really hungry,

so we should get something to eat.

Yeah, we could do that.

Or you could just eat that dead cat in your bag.

That sounds like a great idea.

And then after, you can eat my ass.

Wait, are you guys talking about food,

because if so, I'm in.

You're like-

- Yeah, I just thought me and Chase were vibing out there,

yeah. - Already going then.

It's really nice in there.

We definitely got a good one.

- I'm gonna rip this- - We got a good deal.

Yes, we did.

Ah, the similar drink, love that.

Hey, cheers.

Yes.

Yes, lemon.

- It's a lime, girl. - Wait, it's a lime.

Look at your shit.

So when did you find out that you couldn't tell

the difference between limes and lemons?

It happened this year, it was very recent.

- You color blind? - How is that?

Not color blind, just dumb.

That was my next guess.

Hey Aiden, just sit there and look cute.

I'm gonna try to get a better look at the guys behind you.

Okay.

Like this?

Yeah.

Just like that, keep going.

No, no, no, don't move.

There's a man?

Men.

- Men. - Men.

Oh, excuse me.

Dot com.

Yeah, a bunch.

Did you get it?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

- Oh, cute, whoa. - So cute.

- Guys. - Oh my gosh.

This is chicken.

Okay.

Sure it is.

Look at all them chickens.

No really, look behind you.

No I'm kidding.

I was looking right to my left.

Meat chicken.

All right, Austin, Dallas, let's go find

a husband or something.

Sounds good to me.

All right, let's go.

Leave these in the back.

We'll be back.

Okay, have fun.

Bye guys.

Bye.

Did you know those people?

- No, I don't know. - Just kidding.

Like we, like I met you.

Yeah.

So what's the real reason

you're aimlessly hitchhiking away?

I feel like, long story short,

maybe sometimes you're not the person you wanna be.

I guess that explains everything.

Yeah, maybe.

Well, what's the reason why you

and your friends are like aimlessly driving?

Do we really have to talk about that?

No, we don't.

Okay, thank you.

Fun, I guess, but.

True.

Do you wanna get outta here real quick?

Let's fucking do it, yeah.

Let's go.

Oh fuck.

Hey Aiden?

Hey.

Is it cool if I ask that we part ways?

Oh, of course, for sure.

Hey, sorry.

I just went through a breakup and.

Don't worry about it, I get it.

That's very sweet of you.

Who knows, maybe we'll run into each other again.

Most definitely.

Here, something to remember me by.

It's a worry stone so you can rub it

whenever you're stressed out and you can think of me.

Thank you.

That's very sweet.

All right, so I'll see you around.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

♪ I tripped on it and I fell through ♪

♪ Don't want another, yeah, don't want another but ♪

♪ I'm still trying not to drown too ♪

♪ Swam to the others but walked back to my lover ♪

♪ And I tripped on it, fell through and saw that ♪

♪ Don't want another, why even bother 'cause ♪

♪ I tripped on it and I found you ♪

Let's find here.

Hey, is everything okay over there?

Yeah, I'm fine.

15 minutes earlier, so.

Are you really creeping through Spencer's Twitter?

No, not really.

Okay, not really, that's the whole point

of this trip is to leave all that shit behind us.

You know it doesn't matter.

Don't you have some country boys to fuck or something?

Okay, don't be a dick.

Just mind your own business.

It doesn't matter.

I'm gonna lay down.

Okay.

What?

Don't worry about it.

Come look.

Are they fucking?

Are they fucking?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Hey guys.

Hey, you guys ready?

Oh, we kinda have a change of plans.

Like what?

We were talking to the guys and we're gonna go

on the American Discovery Trail.

Yeah.

That sounds fun.

Did you guys wanna join us or?

Oh no.

No, that sounds fun for you guys.

Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun for you all.

But I think that we're just going to hit it

in the RV and just keep going.

Oh, okay.

I mean.

Well, we're gonna miss you.

Yeah, well, and it was nice to meet you guys.

Nice meeting you.

You too.

Come on.

Stay safe.

Thanks, we'll try.

It was nice meeting you.

It was nice meeting you.

Bye.

Oh.

All right.

Is that a heart?

Yeah.

What does that mean?

I don't know, just whatever you want it to mean.

All right. - Well okay.

- Let's go, lovebirds. - You guys can come

if you want.

No, I'm good. All right.

All right.

See you on the flip side.

Come on, girl.

All right, where you wanna go?

Where to, miss?

You gotta turn this on first.

Silly.

Thank you.

- Seatbelt, all right. - Buckle up.

Just like this.

Well, this is nice.

Yeah. After you.

Thank you.

It's very promising.

Do you wanna knock?

You go right ahead.

All right.

♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome ♪

♪ You have a beautiful home ♪

Thank you so much.

I have your keys, your room's all set.

Have a cookie.

Okay.

Have a cookie.

Have two.

Have a puppy.

Oh, thank you.

Come on in, come on in.

Okay.

Wow, I'm in love with your place.

Oh, you're gonna love it even more

when you see your room.

I have you set up in the master bedroom.

Third door on the right just this way.

Chrissy and I are gonna go make you some dinner.

Yeah, if you need anything just holler.

Thanks guys.

Have fun.

Okay.

That was a lot, but whatever.

It's fine.

Fun.

Do you wanna go explore?

I'm actually just kind of tired,

I'd rather just go lay down.

I'll catch up with you.

Okay. Take this.

Gotcha.

Thank you.

Of course they don't have service.

Isn't it nice?

I love coming out here and just disconnecting.

Yeah, it is nice.

But I just tried sending my ex a text message and yeah.

How did that go?

Well, I said you have no idea how much I care for you.

I genuinely thought that we had something special,

but I guess I was wrong, so eat shit,

and don't call me again.

Well it's probably a good thing

that message didn't go through.

You're probably right, but it's whatever.

Yeah, well, I think you should just take some time,

disconnect and be one without technology.

You're right, yeah.

I gotta good check on my husband,

but I will see you at dinner.

Sounds good, I'll see you there.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh this turned out beautifully.

Did you fork everyone?

I did.

Okay, sweetie.

Are we ready?

We're ready.

Dinner is served.

Welcome, welcome.

This looks amazing.

- Thank you so much. - No worries.

Yeah.

Looks delicious, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much, having you all today.

Do we wanna say a prayer or just dig in?

Let's just dig in.

- I thought so. - Yes.

Part of the story.

Do you guys have any suggestions for us?

Yes, that's so classy.

- This is good chicken. - I bet you love corn.

It's wonderful.

Ladies and gentlemen, if I can, for a second,

I do apologize greatly for ruining the conversation,

but hey, I'm here now.

So, what I'd like to do, a little bit

of dinner entertainment, I'd like to start out

with a juggling lesson.

Does anybody here know how to juggle?

No, okay wonderful.

Well the easiest way to start juggling is with one ball.

All you gotta do is just throw it up

and down, and make sure you catch it.

But you always wanna keep your eye on the ball.

Okay, one.

Okay, and then two.

And this is really scary when I'm doing barbed wire.

I can imagine.

But okay.

Do you have any?

So with three balls, five balls.

Oh my god.

Ta-da!

All right, so, hypnosis.

Yeah, hypnosis is fun.

In my sinus cavity.

Watch it spin, you're getting sleepy.

You're getting sleepy.

All right, so how are we doing, how are we doing?

Push in slowly.

Just like that.

It was wonderful, thank you so much.

You are welcome.

What?

You're okay with that?

Yeah, it's fine.

Seriously?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't have a dick, right?

Well all right.

Do you wanna go get some coffee?

- Yeah, let's go. - Okay, we'll get some coffee.

Let's go.

Hey guys, let's go grab some breakfast

and maybe the hot springs?

Garrett, this trip has been so eye-opening,

and after spending time with Ashley last night

and seeing how someone can be together with their friend,

I don't know, maybe you and I could.

I think I'm straight.

And why do you think that?

Let me see your dick.

Okay, I'm not gonna do that.

Yes, you are.

We need to have sex like right now, Mister.

Are you serious?

Yes, completely serious.

I'm taking off my clothes right now.

Take off yours, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, okay.

If you think it will help.

Do more than help.

Sure will.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pick that up.

Well come get it, straight boy.

♪ Looking my worst ♪

♪ I know we need time for the last time ♪

So sorry to do this, but I have work so early tomorrow.

Oh, okay.

But I promise next time it'll be

a whole lot more romantic.

There will be chocolates, roses, champagne.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Again, I am so sorry.

It's okay.

That's stupid.

Babe?

Babe?

Are you home?

We have service again.

Oh, who is it.

It's no one.

Hello.

Hey, where are you?

I'm in an RV.

So you're at my house?

Came to see you, and then I got a really fucked up text.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, I meant to delete that, sorry.

Why would you come to see me?

'Cause I just can't believe that I would take you

for granted and.

Tell me how much more you fucked up.

And , wait, you're in an RV?

With who?

Well I'm with Garrett.

You're with Garrett?

Yeah.

What does it matter?

Did you fuck anybody?

Why does it.

Hang up the phone, did I just hear that?

Because, I would like to know

if my boyfriend's out there cheating on me.

Cheating on you?

Hang up the phone.

I'm sorry, just tell me what I can do to fix this.

I'll do anything and.

Look dude, there's nothing you can do.

I've met some cool people, I'm having a good time,

so just leave it at that.

You could've had everything, but you threw it away.

Yeah, fuck him, hang him up.

Just drive.

Easy.

Shouldn't have to put up with that.

Whatever, it's ridiculous.

Hey.

♪ Knew I could do it alone ♪

♪ All on my own, all on my own ♪

♪ Alone isn't lonely ♪

♪ Truth is my only vice ♪

So what are you gonna do for work when you get back?

I haven't even thought about that yet honestly.

I wouldn't put too much thought into it.

I just really wanted to enjoy this time with you.

I had a blast on this trip.

Thank you so much for inviting me.

Like I love you, I wouldn't do this with anyone else.

I love you too.

♪ Hey let's turn the lights low ♪

♪ The city don't need to know ♪

♪ Come on baby grab your knee high boots let's up and go ♪

♪ A weekend up the coast ♪

♪ Pretty lady just get close it doesn't matter why ♪

♪ Let's just hit the road ♪

♪ My paradise is being with you ♪

♪ You're my Malibu ♪

♪ How 'bout you and me ♪

♪ Get a little loud, shout it out loud ♪

♪ Getting you alone is my kind of crowd ♪

♪ How 'bout you and me ♪