All language subtitles for Everyone Is Doing Great - 01x05 - Edible Engagement_track3_[eng]

[upbeat music plays]

[unintelligible Russian]

[man speaking Russian]

[Russian accent]
Excuse me, sir.

[Driver] Sir?

You need an iPhone charger?

Uh, no, no.
I'm-I'm good.

You have iPhone?

Yeah, I got an iPhone,
but I'm charged, thank you.

[distant police sirens wail]

[Driver]
Did you have a nice flight?

-Excuse me?
-Did you have a nice flight?

You have a good plane ride?

Oh, yeah, yeah. It was--
it was a nice flight.

[Driver] Good, good.
I mean, three planes.

[Driver] One time we crash.

-Terrible, terrible.
-Oh, man, yeah.

Don't want to be
in a plane that crashes.

I fine, but my brother,
not so lucky.

I know you!
I know this guy!

-You're Damian!
-That's right, yeah.

I love this show!

Uh, I'm glad you uh--

-Amazing show!
-Glad you liked it.

I learned English
watching this show.

I not know one word English,
my friend Sergei say,

"Watch Eternal."

I grew up with you!
I know you!

We friends already,
Genna and Damian, we friends.

We friends.

I'm, uh, I'm glad
you enjoyed the show.

-I love the show.
-It's great.

I'm not like Luke.
Luke not good character.

When he kill you
at end of season three.

I so angry,
I call my friend Sergei.

I say, "Sergei!
What the fuck happen?!"

Why the fuck
they kill my friend?

Why they kill Damian?!"

He say,
"Keep watching."

And then in the next episode,

when you're waking up
from under the ice

and all of a sudden
your eyes closed like this.

Then you go...
[vampiric hiss]

Wow.

And some beautiful
women in this show!

-Beautiful womens!
-Thank you, yeah.

-There's some beautiful ones.
-If I could be with these women!

I'd be a happy man.

You, uh, you having sex
with these womens?

Excuse me?

You, uh, you have sex?

You have sex with these womens?

You have sex?

On the show?

[Driver]
You have sex
with these womens?

[intro music]

Guys! Ohhh! Thank you
so much for joining us

for the season two
premiere of Feds.

We're so excited, oh!
Guess who's here? Ohhh!

[Michael] We love you all!
Thank you guys so much
for watching.

So much! I don't want to
blow my own trumpet,

but I was pretty into that.

[Michael] Love this show,
love you guys.

And I'm the luckiest guy
for working with this
wonderful woman.

-I love her.
-I love you.

-You are the best.
-That was so awesome!

Cheers, guys.
Thank you guys so much.

[Andrea]
We couldn't do it without you!

[upbeat music continues]

[Jeremy sighs]

[lid drops against sink]

[Seth] Argh.

-Hey!
-Hey!

What's up, dude?

-Welcome home.
-I'm home.

[Jeremy laughs]

Wow.

Look at the place.

Not bad, huh?

I learned from the best.

I figured I might as well
pull my weight around here,
right?

Well, well done.
This is nice to come home to.

-Yeah.
-It's good to see you man.

You too.
How was the shoot?

-It was all right, you know.
-The work was good?

Work was all right.
We got throught it.

Worked. Uh, yeah.

I'm happy to be home now.

-Cool, man.
-And, uh, on to the next.

[Jeremy] Um, I, actually...

Um, we're out of groceries.

So, I was going to go just,

stock up on some stuff, um.

But real quick before I go,
I just wanted to give you...

a little gift,

courtesy of
the state of California

and their
medicinal marijuana laws.

-Whoa.
-We got indica, sativa,

edibles, suckers, brownie.

Uh, these are actually
six-to-one CBD-THC ratio.

-I don't even
know what that means.
-Super relaxing, basically.

Oh, some edibles there.
Actually, I'm going to take
another one of these.

-This is an impressive spread.
-These are pretty mellow.

I've already had two of these,
and I don't feel anything.

Indica, put you right to sleep.

-Man.
-That's what you need,
a good nap.

I'm nervous.
This looks like
some intense marijuana.

I feel like if I have
some of this, I might start
chasing cars down the street.

-You've never smoked
weed before?
-Looks strong.

The stuff these days,
man, it's potent!

-[Seth's phone rings]
-All right, suit yourself.

-More for me.
-Oh, I got to take this.

-I'm going to get
our groceries, OK?
-OK.

-I'll be right back.
-Thanks.

Oh, there's
no toilet paper, so, um,

just maybe wait, like, five
minutes, I'll be right back.

Hello?

This is him.

[Jason] Phillip VanGilmore.

You read for him a month ago.
You know, the uh, FBI thing,

that uh, pillow thing.

[Seth] Oh, right!

Wait, how do you know
about that?

[Jason] He wants to see you
about a play he's directing.

How about that?
What did I tell you?

-Work begets work.
-You actually never said that.

I said something like that.

You said,
"You're an actor, go act."

Because my livelihood
could be simplified
into five words.

You should always
simplify your life.

Well, life isn't simple.

Well, you know what they say:
Life is what you make of it.

Anywho, Baby Boo,
Phil thinks you'll be
a perfect lead.

You're not doing
anything this afternoon.

I actually
just walked in the door.

Perfect. I'm gonna set it up
for this afternoon.

-Wait, what about a script?
-Don't worry about it.

He said he wants to pitch it
to you first, all right?

All right, great. I gotta go.
I'll talk to you soon.

You, in my office,
let's go.

[upbeat music playing]

[female voice] At the tone,
please record your message.

When you finish recording
you may hang up,

or press one
for more options.

Hey, Sarah! What's happening?
It's Seth here.

I just wanted to
you give you a call,

see what's going on, uh.

If you're satisfied
with the message, press one.

To listen
to your message, press two.

To erase and re-record--
[beep]

Hey Seth!
It's, uh, Seth.

It's... dammit.

To erase and re-record--
[beep]

Hey, Sarah!
It's Seth here.
[beep]

Hey, Sarah,
what's happening?
[beep]

Hey, Sarah, it's Seth. I just
wanted to give you a call--

If you're satisfied
with the message, press one.

To listen to--

Hey, Sarah, it's Seth.
I just wanted to call and say--

If you're satisfied
with the message press one.

To listen to--

What the fuck
are you doing, bitch?

Your message has been sent.

No, no, no,
don't send it!

That's awesome.

[upbeat music resumes]

[grocery clerk] This is gonna
be a more economy, uh, 1-ply.

OK.

This is-- this is more
luxurious, uh, double-ply.

-But this is more expensive.
-Naturally.

It's no shame to have
a stack of napkins
on your toilet.

By all means.
Save some money.

Are there gonna be any,
like, physical consequences?

They may not flush
as appropriate as they should.

There are people
that use baby wipes.

Very successfully,
they work.

-Baby wipes?
-Yeah, it's a thorough clean.

You don't have
to wet these tissues.
They're self-wetting.

-That's interesting.
-We can't sell them here.

-I could get fired
for telling you this.
-Really?

Holy shit.

It's serious shit.

[grocery clerk] That's what
I'm talking about, homie.

-All right, yeah, later.
-Peace.

All right, see ya. Cool.

[Phil] Right off the bat,
I just want to tell you,

you did such a great job
in that audition.

-It was amazing.
-Thank you.

Yeah,
your performance was so,

uh, just present and real,
and inmediate.

Yeah, I was wondering
about that, um.

How many people
have seen that tape?

Uh, at this point, a lot.

Just the first scene, right?
Because, uh,

I feel like what we did
that second, kind of, uh...

Impromptu scene,
with the pillow there,
was just for your eyes only.

No, uh, the first scene
didn't play on camera
as much as I thought.

We ended up cutting that
scene, to be honest.

But the second scene,
is what we were passing around.

And people loved it.
It's been all around this town.

So, I wrote a play. It's more
of an outline at this point.

It's called Game Night.

You know, a lot of
these pages are blank.
I'm not going to lie.

A lot of 'em are blank, still.

But that's where
you come in as an actor.

What I'm going to do
is give you this,
have you read it.

I'm going to give you
a pen too, 'cause I want you
to fill in the gaps.

If you have any ideas,
of your character
or whatever,

but elevator pitch,
it's called Game Night.

It's about three couples.

They all come together
at one couple's house.

What we're really kind of
tackling is this sort of
suburban American malaise.

Uh, there're affairs,
couples, with each other.
It's very satirical.

OK, Game Night. Is that
any relation to the
Jason Bateman film?

-No.
-OK, 'cause I don't know
if you knew,

but that movie just
was released recently.

I know,
I watched it on an airplane.

-OK.
-And I enjoyed it,
didn't love it.

-It's a good airplane movie.
-It's a great airplane movie.

-Just good on the airplane.
-Yeah, yeah.

-You'd be good
in an airplane movie.
-Oh.

Anyway, um, my company,
we're called The Satyricons.

The great thing
about my company is that
even though we've been working

with each other
for 30 years, doing theater
all over the world,

working constantly
on play after play after play,

touring the world,
and a lot of these people

have credits on Broadway,
Chicago, you know, all over,

they're gonna really
bring you into the fold.

That being said, I think you're
gonna get along with everybody.

You know, you really--
your energy, your career,
your success, your fame,

is really gonna bring
a lot to this production.

Um, well, I have
a little experience,
like you know, I've...

Like I mentioned, obviously,
I was at the UC Davis
theater company

for a little while, and I
grew up doing some theater.

My mom owns a theater in Ojai.

So, I grew up
doing a lot of it.
It's been over a decade.

But, um, I feel like it's
like riding a bike for me.

I'll just jump right back on.

Hopefully.
That's the plan, at least.

Um... yeah.

Are you, um...

That's good,
what's that from?

Um, that,
that's my life.

-That's real?!
-Yes.

I mean, yeah,
it's a real story.

You, are you an actor?

Anyone ever tell you
you look like an actor?

You're gonna be great in this,
you're gonna love it.

Right, that's right.

Do you play videogames?

Frozen pizza.

I like your style,
nice choice.

It's the bomb, right?

So doughy, but crunchy,
all at the same time.

Exactly, and this
is the kind with the
cheese inside the crust.

-Wow.
-It's so good.

Especially when you're
a little, uh...

-Ooh, stoned.
-Yeah.

Have any extra?

Um, yeah,
I got a lot actually.
I have, um.

Like, oils,
I have edibles, uh, gummies.

I've got some with CBD in 'em.

Like, they just make
so much cool stuff these days.

-So many different
options, you know?
-Yeah.

It's very complex.

Yeah, it is, I think.
Me t-I think so too.

-I'm Jeremy.
-Hi, Dakota.

-Dakota, nice to talk to you.
-Good to talk to you too.

All righty, have a good day.

Yeah, you too.

Bye.

-Need a bag?
-Yes, please.

-Oh. Yeah.
-I'm so sorry, Dakota,
excuse me, um.

I forgot my receipt.

[receipt rustles]

-Being more responsible
these days, you know?
-Yeah.

-Cool. All right,
have a good one. Later.
-OK, OK, yeah. Bye.

-Fucking idiot.
-[cashier laughs]

[Andrea] Tell me about Bali.
Did you have the best time?

I-I have never
been somewhere so romantic.

Oliver organized everything.
Like--

What did you do?
Bungee jumping?
What do you mean?

Nope. Just sat around
and had a good time.

OK, say no more,
say no more.

Tell me about you,
like, what's--

Nothing but boring stuff,
just work is great,
everything's good.

-Yeah? Mediation?
-But, yeah.

-It's fine, you know.
-We don't have
to talk about it.

We'll just talk
about happy things,
like you and your new love

and how gorgeous it is,
so what? So...

You look like you've got
something to tell me.

You're acting
a little bit sheepish.
What's going on?

Dude, I know you.
Can you just remember
that I know you?

Yeah, I don't know.

Dude,
are you engaged?

I think it's too big.

Are you-you're getting married!

-Are you excited for me?
-Yes! I'm so excited.

I just feel like, marriage?
It's just...

You really know, huh?

I know it's quick, but...

That's okay, that's...

How did he do it?
How did he propose?

He hid the box
in a sand castle.

And we were walking
down the beach,

and he made me dig
through the sand castle,

It was really,
really weird,

and the box was
in the sandcastle.

Well, you know,
when you know, you know.

-You do, you do.
-I guess.

-Wow.
-So we've got a date for
an engagement party.

Um, but we can't move into
our place for a little bit,

so we can't do it at ours--

Oh, mate, have it--
have it at my place.

Have it at my place.
I had the deck redone
since Jay moved out.

It looks sexy.
It looks gorgeous.

-Really?
-We'll get some lights,
we'll get it all together.

Wait, Jeremy.

Yeah, I mean, I'd-I'd love
Jeremy to be there,

-maybe even Seth.
-No, no, no, no.

-What?
-Just up there by the light,
by the crossing.

What?

Holy shit, that's Jeremy.

What is he wearing?
What is going on with...?

We're gonna have
to pull over babe. Um,
can we just...

Oi!

[Andrea gasps]
Oh, my...

-[Isabella] Is he stoned?
-[Andrea] Oh, my God.

-[Andrea] I'm gonna have to...
-[Isabella] Oh my God,
he looks so lost.

[Phil] Yeah, just break down
that word or that sound,
whatever it was.

-What did you say?
-Uh, shit?

Write "shit," and then
write the first thing

that comes to your mind.

Just whatever it is,
don't even think about it.

Just write it down, now.

Write, write, good, yeah.
Keep writing.

-OK.
-What did you write down?

Um, "I don't know
what to say."

Great, that's perfect.
See: "Shit, comma, I don't
know what to say."

We have a
line of dialogue there.

So just do that again
and again and again,

write it all down,
and then we'll have your
dialogue, you got the play.

OK, look.

I want to be honest
with you, it's been,

you know, over a decade
since I've been on stage,

so I know you guys
have been working together
for a long time,

so I don't want to hold
anybody back.

I'm gonna
cut you off right there.
You're not gonna hold us back.

I'm not gonna let that
happen. That's my job,
don't worry about that.

After that audition,
I went back and I watched
every episode of Eternal,

every single one,
all four seasons.

I've seen your work,
I know your work.

Your work in that show
is sublime.

You are overqualified
for this job.

-Thank you.
-You will shine so bright
in this play.

-Thank you.
-You were so good in that show.

-So good, so good.
-[Seth stutters]

As far as, you know,
all the other actors go, um,

they're okay
with me coming in?

-They don't know yet.
-OK.

I think the best thing to do
is to not tell them,

and then on the first day
you'll show up,

and we'll go from there.

That's going to be the best.

Otherwise they
might react strangely.

Look, that's theater!

That's the beauty
of theater in America.

We're gonna blow it wide open,

crack it wide open.

My goal is not
the front page of
American Theater Weekly.

I'm talking I want to be--
not even the Tonys.

It's just
a popularity contest.

I'm talking like Southeast
Asia experimental shit.

I want to get weird, man.

I want to get super weird.

Go home, write,
read, think, be.

-Thank you, Phil.
-Yeah.

-See you later.
-Go, go, go, get to work.

Hey, Sierra?
Yeah, it's Phil.

Um, cancel JTT.

Who's the guy
I forgot to call,

from, uh,
10 Things I Hate About You?

I still want to
meet with that guy,
but not for this project.

[Jeremy] The Uggs
were a really bad choice.

Do you guys want
some string cheese?

Please don't eat
string cheese in my car.

Why can't you just wait
until you get home?

'Cause I'm hungry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what is...?

Is that real?

-What is that?
-Of course it's real.

-You're engaged!
-I am!

-That's amazing!
-Isn't that so good?

-So good!
-I'm really excited!

-So beautiful
-Why-- why did you do that?

This is a big deal, isn't it?
This engagement. We should
all celebrate, right?

-Don't you think?
-Yeah.

It totally calls
for a celebration.
We're all friends.

Friends celebrate these
life events, you know?

-Mm-hmm.
-Do you want to do like, um,

champagne rooftop thing?

-We could go--
-Oh, Jeremy, we're gonna be
having an engagement party.

-Oh, you are?
-And if you stop being so rude,
maybe you'll be invited.

OK, fine, I won't come.
It's not a big deal.

I just thought we were all
friends, and it could be
fun for us to...

I do, I want you there,
and I would love Seth
to be there as well.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-Seth would definitely go.
-Yeah?

Definitely, Seth is such
a loving, caring guy, you know?

He thinks about you
all the time, talks
about you all the time.

How long have you been
dating this Oliver guy?

[Isabella]
Six months.

-Six months?
-Mm-hmm.

That's not that long, right,
to be engaged?

-No, it's not, but, we had
a conversation about it.
-Ow!

And we both decided
that we didn't want to wait.

You know,
I see the logic in that.

I do. Because the sooner
that you get married,

the sooner you know
whether or not you're
gonna get a divorce.

So, it makes sense.

I'm down to get some lunch.
Did you say lunch?

[Andrea and Isabella]
Get out!

[soft acoustic music plays]

Okay.

[car passes]

Uh.

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

[Seth]
Where are you, Sarah?

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, what?

No.

-[Seth] Hey, dude.
-[Jeremy] Hey.

Check it out.

[Seth slaps his leg]

-Look who it is.
-Oh, it's Sarah.

Yes. Look who she's with.

Oh, that's that guy.

-An actor!
-Yeah.

-She said she
doesn't date actors.
-Oh!

-She lied to me, man.
-I mean...

She was lying to me
the whole time.

That could be good
for you, though.

-Why would that be good for me?
-'Cause she dates actors.

That's not the point.
She lied to me.

Maybe they're just friends,
I mean, he's cool, man.

What do you mean
"He's cool, man"?

He's in Disturbia,
that's a good movie.

Yeah, well, that's a good movie.
Doesn't mean he's cool.

How do you know
if he's cool or not?

Well, he seems like
he's funny, you know?

He's always doing
interesting art and--

Did you-- did you
just buy all frozen food?

-Uh, yeah.
-This is all...?

-I bought frozen pasta,
frozen potatoes, frozen carrots.
-It's all frozen food, man!

-You didn't buy any real food?
-That is real fruit... food.

You can't just eat
frozen food all the time.

It's not good for you.

I don't get, why...

That stuff was made
in, like, 2016.

[Jeremy]
Why does it being frozen
make it bad for you?

It's all genetically
engineered shit. You
can't have that.

-Oh, shit.
-[phone notification dings]

Oh, shit.

Everybody's fucking
mad at me today, man.

[music playing]

Holy shit, dude,
this is 4000 calories!

[Isabella]
And there's like
90,000 trolls behind me,

the sky is bright purple,

and I'm swinging
on this thing, and then,

I hear like these,
like, scratching sounds,
and I look back.

-And all my trolls
have got spiders.
-Oh, fuck.

Just escaping their mouths,
and their noses and ears.

-Crawling out? No!
-And we're about
to go into battle.

-That's some shit.
-Motherfucking mushroom shake.

-Let me just process
that real quick...
-Right?

and, uh, give you
a psychoanalysis.

-You're fucked up.
-Right?

I was sitting there,
and as I started running,

all I could hear...

-What?
-...is your voice.

Just being like, "Izzy,

you can't run away from
these things all the time."

-And I just had you on loop
in the back of my head.
-Good, good.

Fixing things,
from Bali.

-About time.
-Saving me, I think.

-I'm gonna say I saved you.
-Really?

-Not probably.
-I'll run with that.

-I saved you.
-Cheers.

-What's next?
-Um, well.

There is a potential play

I might do.

-A play?
-Yeah, new lead here.

A play!
Finally!

Well,
here's the thing. So.

-There's this director, and...
-Uh-huh.

...he's really fucking weird,
I can't figure him out.

-I don't know, he's this
odd look in his eye.
-I love a weird director.

I know, but, like,
not a good weird.

Like, something, like,
he's too weird.

And he's been working
with this theater company
for, like, 20 years.

And then all of a sudden,

-I'm just going to
fucking fly in...
-Absolutely!

...and be the lead
of their play?

Yes! Yes, you are.

I have a feeling.
You know what I'm like
with my feelings,

and my feeling about this
is that it's very,
very, very good.

-Yeah, but if you
met this director.
-You always do this!

Stop talking yourself
out of this.

You're gonna be the lead
of an amazing play.

You're gonna put yourself
outside your comfort zone.

You're gonna shake things up.
It's gonna be amazing.

-Yeah.
-I hope so.

It is!

I'm really excited for you.

Well, speaking of
shaking things up...

Yes?

I wasn't sure
if you had already heard...

I got engaged.

-Are you fucking with me?
-No!

-Was this when you
were shrooming?
-No!

-Jesus!
-It was right at
the end of the trip.

-Oh, my God!
-Right?

I figured that Jeremy
would've told you, but I--

-When did Jeremy...?
Jeremy knows?
-I just saw him earlier.

-Holy shit. No, he didn't.
-Yeah.

-Failed to mention it.
-Aww.

Maybe he was letting me
tell you, which is really nice,

because I also
spoke to him about the...

-Debatable.
-...engagement party.

-OK.
-'Cause I want
you guys there.

Oh, fuck, let's celebrate!
We're gonna celebrate this!

Shit! It's not every day
you get engaged.

-I know, right?
-In Bali.

-Question. Do you think
it's too big, though?
-Whoa, look at that.

I think I'm just gonna
get it reduced a little bit.

I think just like
a little bit.

It's really beautiful,
though.

He sourced
an Australian diamond
from the Kimberley region.

They normally just do like...

[sound slows and distorts]
pink diamonds predominantly,

but, you know,
obviously, it's conflict free,

and it's like,
it's like clean.

I mean, like, there's
no flaws in this.

I have seen, I have looked.

It's a perfect diamond, so...

[music playing]

Fuck, Jeremy!

-What do you mean?
-What do you mean,
"what do you mean"?

I just walked into
a fucking hornet's nest.

How do you not tell me
Isabella's engaged?

It's a delicate subject, man.

I just wanted to find
the right time to tell you,

and I'm stoned...

Uh, that's all I got.

Little piece of information
I'd like to know next time!

I hundred percent
was going to tell you,
I swear to God.

And then you committed
me into going to her
engagement party?!

I just figured
if I was going to go,
then you would go.

-You're going
to the engagement party.
-No, you have to go, man.

Dude! We just broke up
six months ago.

-Think about it, man. A lot
of good can come from this.
-A lot of good?!

Yeah, you can show
that you're the bigger man.

You can show your strength,
you know.

You can get a little closure.

Like, it's good that she's
moving on, you can move on.

I'm not going to her
engagement party.

-Please?
-You're out of your mind, dude.

You know I'm right, man.

-I don't think
you're right at all.
-You know I'm right.

No, I think you're high.

I got you a succulent.

Have you ever seen
a blue succulent?

We're still out of
fucking toilet paper, man.

[door closes]

Fuck.

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