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[gentle music]
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[playful music]
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[wardrobe crashes]
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- Hey.
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- Jesus Christ!
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- Why are we throwing
out all Pop's stuff?
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He loves these mags.
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- Why are you dressed
like you're on
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a day trip to Chernobyl?
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- Yeah, but what changed
his mind, though?
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'Cause the other day there
was no way he was gonna
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let us have the restaurant here.
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- Well, I talked to him.
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He really loves you, you know.
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- Mm-hm.
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- And, uh,
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he'll do whatever it takes
to make your dream come true.
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- Bless the bipolar old bastard.
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- Actually, it's probably
lucky you have that suit on.
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Pretty sure whatever's
sticking those pages together
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has a half-life of 25,000 years.
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[dolly rattling]
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Okay, get out.
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This room's ours now.
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- I'm not moving anywhere.
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- You lost all human
rights after lying to me
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about my mother for
the past 40 years.
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Now, get out of that armchair
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or you're going in
the skip with it.
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We agreed that you can't
sleep in the armchair anymore.
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You've got a perfectly
good bedroom down the hall
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that you can die
miserable and alone in.
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- It was her bedroom.
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And I didn't agree,
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actually.
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- Hey, Diana,
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remember how Pop told you that
Grandma died tragically young
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and he lovingly buried
her in the back yard?
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Well, actually, he didn't.
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Actually, he won't even tell
me whether she's alive or dead.
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For all I know, he actually
drowned her in the dam.
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So for your own safety,
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it's better that you
don't see him again.
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Actually.
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- You wouldn't!
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- Saved you the
Zulu edition, Pop,
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since it's the least damaged.
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- Diana, I've got
something to tell you.
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- Oh!
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- Yeah, what?
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- We have a dining room.
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- Okay.
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Yeah.
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Perfect.
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Yeah, our diners
will hardly notice
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the 25 year old smell of an
old man whacking himself off.
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[aerosol spraying]
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[playful music]
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- Excuse me.
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I'm looking for a
case of La Moulineux.
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Preferably the 2009
or else the '15.
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- A case?
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Must be a very special occasion.
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- I'm recreating a
Michelin starred menu
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from my first restaurant.
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La Moulineux was on that menu,
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so yeah, I'd say it's
a special occasion.
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- Oh, right.
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You're, uh...
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- In a hurry, yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm assuming if I pay cash
we have some wiggle room?
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- [Salesman] Yeah, yeah,
we can work something out.
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- It's Easton West,
celebrity chef.
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Hello, handsome.
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- I'm hardly a celebrity chef.
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I work for a living.
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- Ah, all cashed up, I see.
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God, it was just a few days ago
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you were pimping yourself
out for free rent.
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- I got blown by the winds
of fortune, what can I say?
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- Somebody actually bought your
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born-again feminist bullshit?
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Well done.
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- No, they bought my watch.
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Elton John gave me a Rolex
when I got my first star.
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I think he fancied me.
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- Hmm.
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You would have
made a cute couple.
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- It's allowed me to
turn my father's estate
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into my new restaurant.
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- Hm.
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- Getting back to my
roots, celebrating family,
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regional cuisine.
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- Oh, Diana's idea.
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I like that concept.
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- Well, it was more
of a family decision,
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but nobody needs to know that.
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Diana should get all the credit.
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- Why are you telling me, then?
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- Just clarifying.
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- Right.
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Well,
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now that you can pay with
more than your rugged charm
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and your moderately
impressive penis,
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I'd be happy to
supply you with wine.
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Don't get more regional than me.
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- I haven't set the menu yet,
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but when I do,
I'll let you know.
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- You're in luck.
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I've got an unopened
case of the 2015.
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It's one of Bordeaux's finest.
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$870 a single, I'll see what
I can do for cash for a dozen.
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- A dozen?
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- Yeah, well it's just a
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little gift to myself.
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- [chuckles] Right.
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Well, when you finish
guzzling your $10,000 worth
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of vintage sulfur dioxide
all on your lonesome,
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I look forward to a call.
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Dave, that's the new Cleanskin.
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- Thanks, Margot.
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Okay, so,
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how much wiggle room
were you thinking?
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- I'll give you half.
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- So Nan's gateau plus
iced VoVo equals...
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No.
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[pen scribbling]
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[door shuts nearby]
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[Easton sighs]
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French wine?
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I thought we were
sourcing local.
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- [Easton] Don't you start.
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- Yeah, but regional and like,
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our family story,
that's our whole shtick.
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- Bordeaux is a region
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and the only family
food story I'm seeing
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is you stuffing your face
when you should be working.
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- I'm researching.
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Mum's holding my gear ransom.
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I can't do anything without it.
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- Well, go and get it.
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- Well, I will, it's
just, you know...
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Bit tense at the moment since
I ran away to live here.
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Hey, is there enough money
left over for my ingredients?
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- No.
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- Seriously?
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Dude, that is so...
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[gasps] Amazing!
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Oh, my god, my
first set of whites!
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- Curb your enthusiasm, kid.
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You only get those
once you create
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a world class
Michelin level dessert
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by this evening.
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- This evening?
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- I have my entree and main.
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We lock the menu tonight.
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- Okay.
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Well, um, I've been
looking through
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Grandma June's recipe book and
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I have found a few good ideas--
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- Get out of my kitchen.
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- Our kitchen.
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- The answer's in
the real world,
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not in that fucking book.
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Now, go.
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Get some incredible
ingredients, get inspired,
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and just get out.
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[Easton exhales]
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[Easton sighs]
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Go!
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[playful music]
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[woman chattering nearby]
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[playful music]
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- What the actual?
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My room...
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Oh, my god.
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[playful music]
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Oh!
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You arse-bucket.
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- [Brett] What do we do
if she changes her mind,
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comes home, sees
all her stuff gone?
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- Well, she moved out, Brett.
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We're doing her a favor
boxing up her things.
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- Ah.
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- And we're teaching her
a valuable life lesson.
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- Really?
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What's the lesson, Denise?
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- Well, I think
it's pretty obvious.
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- Right.
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- So, grab that blue thing.
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Whatever that is.
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- It's a dough scraper, doofus.
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- I think it's a dough scraper.
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Why don't I just
take all her stuff
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and drop it off to her?
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- [Denise] Because.
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- Oh, yeah, wouldn't
want to spoil the lesson.
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- No, it...
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Excuse me.
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- It'd be nice to have
the house to ourselves
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for a bit, eh?
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- Mm.
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- Finally get to
walk around naked
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and scratching my...
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You...
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- You know what?
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You can keep my shit.
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Yeah, I'm sure
it'll come in handy.
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Oh!
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That's right.
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You can't cook.
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You cock-womble.
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- You are not a cock-womble.
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[playful music]
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[table bangs]
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- [breathless] Okay, one...
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Fucking ridiculous.
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[piano plonks]
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[playful music]
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[gate creaks]
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[TV playing]
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[ladder bangs]
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- Hey!
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Hey!
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- I'm taking the shed.
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You can have your
valuable crap back.
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- Nah!
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I gave you my lounge room!
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You're not having my shed!
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- Yes, I am, actually.
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And until you tell
me where Mum is,
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you can stay in there.
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- Put it back!
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[pounds wall]
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Ah!
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Listen...
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I did nothing to your
mother, you silly little sod.
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Who do you think I am?
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Blaming me for everything.
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Anyway, if we played
happy bloody family,
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you'd never have run away
and become mister big dick
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whoever you think you are, so
show a little gratitude and
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[pounding wall]
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put the ladder back!
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Oi!
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Jimmy!
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- Di, where have you been?
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I've had the worst day
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and I've literally been
needing to pee for hours.
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I thought about
peeing in my KeepCup.
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- Ew.
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Well, I've had a
fuck-tangular day, too.
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Easton wants me to
come up with, like,
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this Michelin star
dessert by tonight.
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I've got no ingredients,
no gear, and like,
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complete, total baker's block.
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- So that's why you're here?
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- Please help me?
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Please?
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- Don't do that baby thing.
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It's humiliating for both of us.
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- You always know what to do.
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Please, I need your big,
beautiful, rational brain.
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Please.
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[keys jangle]
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- The baking gear's at
the back of my mum's car.
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Summertime the cemetery
has blackberries.
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Start there.
270
00:11:26,202 --> 00:11:27,169
- Thank you so much.
271
00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:27,997
I love you.
272
00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:28,826
Thank you, thank you.
273
00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:29,689
- Di.
274
00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,277
You know the only reason
I do this hot buns thing
275
00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:34,348
is to hang out with you, right?
276
00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,247
So if you're just
gonna bail on me,
277
00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:38,180
what's the point?
278
00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:41,321
- Oh, my god.
279
00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:42,943
I just had the most rad idea.
280
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,842
You come work with me at June's.
281
00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,360
Then we'll be together
literally all the time.
282
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,707
- Um, I don't know.
283
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,880
All the time is a lot--
284
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:49,709
- Done!
285
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,571
You are hired!
286
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,021
Congratulations!
287
00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:54,368
You just became our first
unpaid employee-slash-volunteer!
288
00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:55,576
Yay!
289
00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:56,923
- Di, please stop squeezing me.
290
00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,027
I'm about to pee myself.
291
00:11:58,027 --> 00:11:58,925
- Yay!
- Hey, excuse me.
292
00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,202
Sorry to interrupt.
293
00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:01,859
Uh, we're giving
away free tastings
294
00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:03,481
of our hot cross bell buns.
295
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,485
- I've literally been
waiting my entire life
296
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:08,658
to hear those words.
297
00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:10,315
[he laughs]
298
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,454
- The bun is actually injura.
299
00:12:14,595 --> 00:12:17,840
- Thank you, Jesus, for
this African-Asian fusion.
300
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,703
[he laughs]
301
00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:19,877
Amen.
302
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:20,740
- I'm Kwame.
303
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:23,328
- I know who you are.
304
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:26,228
- So, do you like it?
305
00:12:29,058 --> 00:12:30,888
- It reflecteth the maker.
306
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,305
Hot, spicy, and I
want it in my mouth.
307
00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:35,513
[Kwame laughs]
308
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:36,928
- Quite the seal
of approval, Kwams.
309
00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:37,757
- Ah.
310
00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:40,725
- I had no idea it
was culinary royalty
311
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,762
selling cakes to our customers.
312
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,039
Not that being related
to Easton West's
313
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:46,110
anything to brag about, I guess.
314
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:47,180
You're brave working for him.
315
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,975
- Oh, no, actually, I um,
316
00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:50,528
I don't work for him, I'm...
317
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:53,773
He doesn't do pastry,
318
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,429
so I'm sort of heading up
that section, actually.
319
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:56,258
- Clever.
320
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,086
- Mm.
321
00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,570
- You're perfect.
322
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,296
Young, female, family.
323
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,574
Haven't assaulted
anyone with a pig.
324
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:03,575
- Oh, yet!
325
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,508
- Ah!
- Ah! [laughs]
326
00:13:05,508 --> 00:13:06,440
- Where are you setting up shop?
327
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,821
- Oh, my Pop's place, actually.
328
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,410
Yeah, um, we're sort of
going for this, like,
329
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:12,619
radical chef's
table-y kind of thing.
330
00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,932
Seasonal, experimental.
331
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,623
Super personal food.
332
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,452
Yeah.
333
00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:19,902
You should come to the opening.
334
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:22,077
- I wouldn't miss it.
335
00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:22,974
- [Diana] Awesome.
336
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,220
- These are on for Monday.
337
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,048
Well done.
338
00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:29,153
- Seriously?
339
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:30,326
- Good luck, Diana.
340
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:31,120
- [Diana] Thanks.
341
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,501
- You'll need it.
342
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,674
- You.
343
00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,953
[Kwame scoffs]
344
00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,576
I mean, I wasn't
gonna bring it up, but
345
00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:40,992
you sorta owe me
big time, I mean,
346
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:43,270
I definitely just got
your buns in his oven.
347
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,271
- Whatever I can do.
348
00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:47,033
- You like cemeteries?
349
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,622
[playful music]
350
00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:03,221
- [Brett] This stuff over here.
351
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:04,947
- Why'd you let him out?
352
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:05,810
- Ah!
353
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,882
- He was stuck
inside a giant bin.
354
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,194
[Easton sighs]
355
00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:12,610
- From you, sir, I
will take satisfaction.
356
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,819
- Really?
357
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:15,682
[chairs bang]
358
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,615
- Referee's baton.
359
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:18,443
- Referee?
360
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:26,382
- No biting, no
kicking, no gouging.
361
00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:29,454
First man square on
his back loses, agreed?
362
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:30,283
- Agreed.
363
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:33,665
- Uh, no, no, no,
364
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,288
I'm just here to drop
Di's baking gear off.
365
00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:36,841
I'm not refereeing.
366
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,498
- Denise used to ref, but
in her absence, it's you.
367
00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:39,879
- Referee, call engage.
368
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,983
- Engage?
369
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:43,606
[upbeat music]
370
00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:46,368
- Oh, Fuck!
371
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,852
Ref, that's against the rules.
372
00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:49,405
- Mate, I'm not refereeing.
373
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:51,752
Youse two should cut it
out, youse are grown men.
374
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,168
- You just watch him,
he's a liar and a cheat.
375
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,963
- Yeah, toughen up,
you little turd.
376
00:14:58,656 --> 00:14:59,726
- Engage.
377
00:14:59,726 --> 00:15:02,280
[upbeat music]
378
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:06,733
- Ah, you really got
your knickers in a knot.
379
00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,424
- [Easton] And you're
a lying old bastard!
380
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,667
- [Jim] Ah, you poxy whelp!
381
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,910
- [Easton] Where is she then?
382
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,772
- [Jim] No idea!
383
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:13,740
Oh!
384
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,845
[upbeat music]
385
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:16,743
[Jim shouting]
386
00:15:16,743 --> 00:15:17,709
- Whoa!
387
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,538
- I win.
388
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:20,747
Ow!
389
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:21,921
What the fuck?
390
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,749
Why'd you hit me with the stick?
391
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:23,923
- Well, what's it for?
392
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,717
- Landed on my side, ref.
393
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:27,892
Doesn't count.
394
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:28,720
- Ah, for...
395
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,618
- Yeah, it was his side.
396
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:31,896
That's enough the pair of youse.
397
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,035
I don't know what this
bullshit is about,
398
00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:35,037
but I call it a draw.
399
00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:36,625
- No such thing as a draw.
400
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:37,660
- Yes, there is.
401
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,489
[upbeat music]
402
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:39,662
[both growling]
403
00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:40,767
Oh, what the fuck?
404
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,182
- I didn't kill her!
405
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,737
She walked out on me!
406
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:47,498
And you!
407
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:48,430
- Liar!
408
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:49,672
- Oh, you selfish little turd,
409
00:15:49,672 --> 00:15:53,331
you think you're the
only one she hurt?
410
00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:54,401
- I don't understand!
411
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,025
Ah!
412
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,925
[Easton grunts]
413
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,547
- I win!
414
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:03,445
Ah!
415
00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:04,273
- Jesus!
416
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:07,897
- Oh...
417
00:16:07,897 --> 00:16:09,485
- I have no idea
what this is about,
418
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:12,695
but you two should be bloody
ashamed of yourselves.
419
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:13,903
It's a testament to Denise
420
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:15,181
that she turned
out the way she did
421
00:16:15,181 --> 00:16:17,286
with you two as role models.
422
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,908
I should've left you in the bin.
423
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,807
- Oh!
424
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,983
- [Brett] And make sure
Diana gets her stuff.
425
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,923
- I bet you didn't think you'd
end up in the boneyard today.
426
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:35,546
- My mum's buried
here, actually.
427
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,239
- Oh, shit, I'm so sorry.
428
00:16:39,239 --> 00:16:40,378
I don't know why I said...
429
00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:43,519
[Kwame laughs]
430
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:44,727
That was a dick move!
431
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,868
I kinda liked it.
432
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:52,666
- So you could do a clever
tea with those blackberries?
433
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,495
- Yeah.
434
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:54,737
I mean,
435
00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,946
my clever tea will
make you smile,
436
00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:58,983
but I kinda want something
that'll make you squeal.
437
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:02,504
- I wonder who they all were.
438
00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:06,542
- Mm, this person was
a school principal.
439
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,405
They were 46.
440
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,098
- Beloved wife, 81.
441
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:14,240
- Mother of eight.
442
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,068
Geez.
443
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:15,931
52!
444
00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:18,899
My god, imagine putting your
vagina through all that,
445
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,073
then dropping dead.
446
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,937
Uh-uh, no thanks.
447
00:17:21,937 --> 00:17:23,525
Being a woman sucks.
448
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,390
- We really don't
have long, do we?
449
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:40,300
- Sorry, I got overcome
with carpe diem and shit.
450
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,062
I think I need something
other than blackberries
451
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:43,924
for this dessert.
452
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,997
[playful music]
453
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:34,872
- [Denise] Where have you been?
454
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:36,908
- [laughing] You
know where I've been.
455
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:40,188
- God, why are you
undermining me?
456
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:41,050
- Oh, god...
457
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:42,328
- I'm her mother.
458
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:44,433
- And who am I,
her orthodontist?
459
00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:48,575
You know, I've picked
her up, dropped her off,
460
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,129
made her dinners.
461
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,751
I've cheered through
every minute of her
462
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:55,548
year 11 netball team season
of 22 straight losses.
463
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:57,722
I know I'm not her real dad,
464
00:18:57,722 --> 00:18:59,448
he wasn't around
for any of that,
465
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:02,002
but I've parented her plenty.
466
00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:04,039
Far out, Denise.
467
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,868
- Doesn't excuse
what you've done.
468
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:09,148
- You are just like
your father and brother.
469
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,564
As they say, rise above.
470
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:13,773
- I am not like them.
471
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:15,292
- Okay, good.
472
00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,259
- And who says "rise above?"
473
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:21,263
- I don't know.
474
00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:23,886
Pole vaulters.
475
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:26,648
Astronauts.
476
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:27,787
High jumpers.
477
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,929
[table scraping]
478
00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,249
- I'm gonna fix
that up and use it.
479
00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:44,700
- No, it's mine,
you can't have it.
480
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,392
- You can't live in the shed.
481
00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:47,910
It's unhygienic.
482
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,809
- Oh, but it's all right
for a dining room, is it?
483
00:19:49,809 --> 00:19:51,673
- You have a bedroom.
484
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:52,501
- Her bedroom!
485
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:54,296
- Where is she?
486
00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:57,265
For God's sake, the
least you can do
487
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,783
is tell me if she's still alive.
488
00:19:58,783 --> 00:19:59,612
- Don't know.
489
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:06,998
You were just kids.
490
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,759
I couldn't tell you the truth.
491
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:10,519
- Well, what is the truth?
492
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:11,865
- I told you.
493
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:14,247
She packed up and left.
494
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,594
She hated all of this.
495
00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:20,046
The trees, the
birds, the wind, me.
496
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,186
Being a mother.
497
00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:25,569
And she fucking hated cooking,
498
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:27,536
so I don't know how you
got that idea in your head.
499
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:29,538
The woman never cooked
a meal in her life.
500
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:30,367
- What are you talking about?
501
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,885
She loved cooking.
502
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:32,852
You gave me her recipe book,
503
00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:34,129
the one that Diana's got.
504
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,753
- I bought that recipe
book at a garage sale.
505
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,446
I've no idea whose it was.
506
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,760
Didn't have the heart
to tell you or Diana.
507
00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:51,974
- She was my mum.
508
00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:56,531
- She was my wife.
509
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:07,680
I suppose I better
find a new bedroom.
510
00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:20,693
[chair bangs]
511
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:21,625
[Diana laughing]
512
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,626
- Okay, wait, I can't get it.
513
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:23,661
Hold it, okay.
514
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,187
Have you ever done that before?
515
00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,153
- No.
516
00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:33,982
You?
517
00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:36,640
- Only with a shower head.
518
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,298
Dude, we totally just
popped our cherries.
519
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,575
- Popped our cherries?
520
00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,024
- Sorry, um...
521
00:21:42,024 --> 00:21:42,956
Bumped our uglies?
522
00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:45,649
- That doesn't quite
capture the magic
523
00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:47,375
of what just happened.
524
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:48,686
- Okay, how about...
525
00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:51,310
How about voted my
hymen off the island?
526
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,311
- Much more romantic.
527
00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:55,279
- God, they make sex in cars
528
00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:57,316
look way easier
in the movies, eh?
529
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,109
- Huh.
530
00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:02,286
- Speaking of being rooted,
I have to explain to Easton
531
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:04,253
why I didn't do my
homework 'cause I was
532
00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:07,878
waylaid by a handsome stranger.
533
00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:09,845
- Don't mention my
name to him, please.
534
00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:11,606
- You'll be my
little secret, Kwams.
535
00:22:17,508 --> 00:22:20,028
[Diana sighs]
536
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:23,859
[upbeat music]
537
00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:04,003
[pages rustling]
538
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,289
[flames crackling]
539
00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:19,363
Um, wow!
540
00:23:23,022 --> 00:23:24,989
Holy shizz-balls!
541
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:27,716
Dude, this is amazing.
542
00:23:27,716 --> 00:23:29,718
This is way better
than the living room.
543
00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:33,653
This is exactly what I
imagined, but better.
544
00:23:33,653 --> 00:23:35,310
- Tell me you had
a breakthrough.
545
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:36,242
- You could say that.
546
00:23:38,106 --> 00:23:39,763
Marie Antoine Creme
547
00:23:39,763 --> 00:23:42,455
is gonna creme
her goddamn pants.
548
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,939
- His pants.
549
00:23:43,939 --> 00:23:46,425
History's greatest pastry
chef was a man, Diana.
550
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,289
- Not anymore.
551
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,710
This is my dessert.
552
00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:02,613
This is the story of me
losing my virginity today.
553
00:24:03,752 --> 00:24:05,064
Well, this afternoon, actually.
554
00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:07,860
I wasn't expecting it, it just,
555
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,207
I don't know, it just happened.
556
00:24:10,207 --> 00:24:11,691
- Why?
557
00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:13,693
- Well, I mean, it had to
happen sooner or later.
558
00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,904
So this is a hills fruit tart
559
00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:21,287
with a fruity croup cereal
creme anglaise on the side
560
00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:22,771
and you put it in
the hole on top
561
00:24:22,771 --> 00:24:24,463
and that symbolizes,
562
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,567
well, you know. [laughs]
563
00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,396
- Is this some kind of a joke?
564
00:24:27,396 --> 00:24:29,122
- Uh...
565
00:24:29,122 --> 00:24:30,089
No.
566
00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:31,470
This is
567
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,127
a coming of age story, you know,
568
00:24:34,127 --> 00:24:36,578
moving from child
into adulthood, um--
569
00:24:36,578 --> 00:24:38,097
- I asked for
something original,
570
00:24:38,097 --> 00:24:41,790
not some crass millennial
confessional vulgarity.
571
00:24:41,790 --> 00:24:42,998
- No, this is original.
572
00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:44,068
I've never seen
anything like this.
573
00:24:44,068 --> 00:24:45,000
- Yeah, and no one ever will.
574
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,519
This is the culinary equivalent
575
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:49,349
of drawing a cock and
balls on your school desk.
576
00:24:49,349 --> 00:24:50,178
- Oh.
577
00:24:50,178 --> 00:24:51,006
Okay.
578
00:24:52,939 --> 00:24:53,871
The...
579
00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:55,045
The pastry is your mum's recipe.
580
00:24:56,218 --> 00:24:57,357
I just thought we were
doing this radical--
581
00:24:57,357 --> 00:24:58,566
[bangs table]
582
00:24:58,566 --> 00:24:59,394
- We are a fine
dining restaurant!
583
00:25:01,361 --> 00:25:02,501
- Yeah, okay.
584
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,363
Sorry.
585
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,678
- You honestly thought
586
00:25:07,678 --> 00:25:09,231
you could just
put on chef whites
587
00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:11,130
and become a professional
chef, didn't you?
588
00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,994
It takes a fucking lifetime
589
00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:15,375
of dedication,
sacrifice, and hard work.
590
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,204
- I will...
591
00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:17,688
I'll do better, I--
592
00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:18,620
- If you really want to
take it to the next level,
593
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,794
you need to stop fannying around
594
00:25:19,794 --> 00:25:21,796
and start listening
to me, got it?
595
00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:24,246
Say yes or no.
596
00:25:24,246 --> 00:25:25,109
- Yes, Chef.
597
00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:25,938
- Good.
598
00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:30,667
Go.
599
00:25:42,851 --> 00:25:44,543
[plate bangs]
600
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,753
[Diana sobs]
601
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:50,272
[Diana cries]
602
00:25:52,309 --> 00:25:53,862
[head bangs]
603
00:25:53,862 --> 00:25:54,691
- Ow.
604
00:25:56,796 --> 00:25:59,419
[gentle music]
605
00:26:30,312 --> 00:26:32,729
[TV playing]
606
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,603
[bottle pops]
607
00:26:45,673 --> 00:26:47,157
- To June West.
608
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,401
You horrible old cow.
609
00:26:57,443 --> 00:26:59,997
[gentle music]
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