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- Okay! - Welcome.

I'm coming.

Alright, boom, what's good, chat?

What's good, what's going on, what's going on?

- Wow! - Get in there, get in there.

Ayla13, what's going on?

Welcome.

6-7! - Yo, MarrMarr what's good? I see you in here

every fucking day.

Nah, no spicy snack challenge today.

Nah, wait. I got something big

planned for y'all today.

Eh, you get... Eh, wait.

Put Tiammo back, put Tiammo back.

We got a legend in the building.

- Oh, yeah. - The fact that he came all

the way here to see us today is unbelievable.

I'm coming.

Y'all know him as an OG, though.

Some of you might be a little bit too young to know him,

you know what I mean?

A'ight, let's turn up, though, let's turn up.

Let's get jiggy. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

Brap! C'mon.

- Don't be nervous! - This stream is going to be infinite aura.

Hi.

Thought I forgot this at the yard.

Ta-da! It's all yours.

Dude, this is sick.

- Yeah, right. - Damn.

Um. Yo, honestly, I think I'm going to wear what I got on right now.

Like, it just gets too hot, you know?

I'm sweating now, so. Yeah.

Uh, yeah, but I, um...

- Yeah. - Okay. Yeah, sure.

Yo, is this even a good move?

Like, I don't want to be seen as a clout chaser.

Y'all turnt up? Eh!

Look, Prem is huge, okay?

Embrace the clout, it's good exposure for you.

Yeah.

You got this.

- Thank you. - Okay.

- Appreciate it. - Yeah. Kill it.

Okay, thanks.

...allow me to introduce, my man, Jasmeet!

Pop a squat!

Damn!

We got him on the chat, this is crazy, man. - Woo! Woo!

- Finally, man. - Yeah, man, finally we meet.

It's crazy, long time coming.

- How's it going, bro? - Ah, it's good, man, I'm doing good, man.

This set-up is crazy, bro. You've got the cameras, the dual monitor.

Man's got a control room in the back with a guy

just like monitoring everything.

What? Bro, you up, man. Shit. You like it? It's like, 50, 60 racks.

Just a little change, nothing crazy, nothing crazy.

But anyways, chat, have you guys seen his videos?

This guy is huge in the Brown community.

- Nah, stop. - "Living at home is underrated",

fucking banger, yo. - You know what that's like.

This guy knows what that's like, you know what I mean?

Hell yeah, I know what that's like. True.

"Flea markets vs. Condos, Turbans!"

Bro, I feel like my stuff definitely has like a bit

more universal appeal, but like, you legit walked so I could fly,

you know what I mean? Like, shit is crazy, bro.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, you know.

This is different lanes. You know, we got different lanes.

- Yeah. No. - Yeah.

I feel like you are like my OG, you know what I mean?

Like I legit grew up watching this guy's videos like as a kid,

like shit is crazy, bro. - Grew up, bro, aren't you like 25?

Like, look at this picture I took when I ran into you like four years ago.

Shit is crazy.

That was four years ago?

Okay, unc! We got unc in the chat! Yo, I'm crying, bro.

Aww, Prem, looks so cute XD. Did you guys do any rides together?

So, Jasmeet. The question all your fans want to know, man.

Why haven't you posted in a minute?

Look, man, I just kind of wanted to take a little creative hiatus,

you know, kind of really tap into my creative bag, like,

make something that was more emotional and more deep.

Type shit. I cooked something up

to premiere on the stream. Chat, you guys excited?

You guys trying to see what I've been working on or what?

Let's get some Ws in the chat. Yeah?

Hey unc, shut yo lame ass up.

No one wanna see that shit.

Yeah, man, looks like they're down.

Yeah, no, for sure. We're definitely going to do that, bro,

we're definitely going to do that.

Um, but first, we're going to have a little bit of fun,

you know what I mean, chat?

And don't worry, man, I'm not going to slime you

or anything like that, okay?

Unless... - Nah, nah, don't do all that, bro.

Yeah, slime his ass.

This guy got nervous! Unc's mortified, bro!

Relax, man, it's not that deep, bro.

I'm just playing with you, man.

We're going to have a good time, though.

Okay, we're going to play a little game of smash or pass!

Okay, chat, first off. Oprah, smash it or what?

Supinder, where did you move my foot cream?

Ma Ji, it should be around here somewhere.

Give me a minute, I'll find it.

Supinder, is my tea ready?

Just one minute, please.

What is that for?

I just thought you could use a hug.

Thank you.

- Can I do anything? - Yes, please.

Can you take Dadi away from me?

She's been bothering me non-stop.

Just while I work on this order, please.

Can you do that for me?

Aye, aye, aye.

Supinder! Foot cream!

Okay. Dad, Dadi, we're going out.

Grab your jackets and meet me in the car.

By the way, I got some gifts for you.

Okay. Is this the part where you like hook me up

with one of the Porsches you've got in the garage? - Bro...

Bro, I've seen your give-a-thons.

No, this is definitely something way better.

Yo! Let's bring out Jasmeet's gifts!

Okay, okay, what we got?

No way! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Come on, show us your moves! You're like the Punjabi guy, bro!

Chat, don't you want to see some of his Bhangra moves?

Come on, bro! Eh!

Unc can't even bend his knees, LOL, he looks so uncomfortable.

Eh!

Stop!

You know, we like to have fun and everything,

but in all seriousness, it's these types of things

that make me feel so connected to our culture.

My parents were not even raised in India,

so we've never even been there.

So these types of things,

they mean something to me.

Thank you, Jasmeet.

Namaste.

Your boyfriend is doing pretty good.

You know, live-streaming to thousands is not easy.

I'm just a friend. And his stylist.

Oh.

I love your jacket. It really pops.

Oh.

Yeah, thanks. I made it.

Really?

Cool.

Alright, yo, let's lock in, what the fuck?

I'm feeling like I'm in a Hallmark movie, man.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

So, anyways, bro. This video that I was talking about--

No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait!

It's time to reveal our performer!

It's everyone's favourite Desi dynamic duo, aka my mom and dad!

Woo!

Was it rizzing? We were giving Daler Mehndi!

Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak!

Oh, my God, yes, chat. How about we clip that?

Gift us subs! Let's fucking go!

Aw, Mommy!

Aw, I love you all, so much!

What is this?

You said we were going to eat chole bhature.

You want me to paint my nails?

You need this more than you need another layer of cholesterol.

No one took me to get menicoor pendicoor before,

you want me to start now? Now that my youth has gone?

They massage feet too, you know.

And they have strong hands,

unlike my weak, pathetic, fragile ones.

Welcome! Please, come in.

Okay, fine.

But only for the massage. Okay?

All the kings and queens

are living in Canada it seems like.

Everything is fine.

But on a completely unrelated note,

let's bring out his real gift!

Hey, alright!

See, this is what I'm talking about, man.

Um, okay.

It's one of these, huh?

- W gift, chat! - A box in a box.

- Yeah! - Okay, alright.

I get it. Let me guess.

Yeah, another box. Alright, alright.

LOL this guy keeps getting played.

This thing better be jingling, bro, I'm telling you, man.

We're boys now, so.

- Yeah, of course. - Shit, some keys, man, maybe even a moke!

Shit, hope you have the keys to your...

It's a joke book, get it?

Since you're like running out of material.

And it's English jokes.

This guy thought he was getting a Lambo.

Like when was your last upload even, bro?

Ha. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, man, he's fumbling.

50 bucks says that he either crashes out or bails altogether.

- I'll take that bet. - Really?

Yeah.

I believe in him, he's got this.

Aw. Cute.

Anyway, my time to shine.

Alright, give it up for Tina and Kumar, chat!

Eh!

The best parents anyone could ask for.

Next, we're going to have my brother come up to show off

his skills while Jasmeet and I take a little break.

Yo, I was thinking, maybe you could see my video?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, for sure.

Aw, baby bro! Look at my outfit.

Aw, amazing! How are you?

- So good, so good, so good. - So proud of you.

- I'm so proud of you. You're amazing. - Thank you, thank you.

- Hey! - Hey.

- Big fan. - Uh, thanks.

- Cool. - Alright, chat! Say W knuckle!

This baby bro right here, I'm so excited for him.

Be nice to him, okay? Come on, now.

Bye!

Hey! Hey, guys. Um, so. I got some cards.

And why don't you pick a card, okay?

We love you, Nakul!

Uh, I'm sorry, king of, um...

Sorry, could you guys slow down?

It's going really, really fast.

Um. Do you want the jack of...

Yo! Great work out there, man!

You're crushing it. Chat loves you.

- Really? - Yeah!

Doesn't feel like it.

I know it gets a bit chaotic out there but that's how

these things go and you're down to clown.

We're crushing it, we're getting so many subs.

But how are you feeling? - Um...

Yeah, I mean, it's cool, man.

Yeah, I feel good. Yeah?

- Yeah, yeah. - Also like, feel free to joke back with me, too.

You know? Like, you can roast me as well.

- Okay. - Yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You sure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, um. How about I just do a trick?

Okay, wait, look at this. Ready? Ready?

Oh, shit, oh, my God.

That jacket is beautiful.

Where'd you get it? Oh, I made it.

- What? - I'm a designer.

No way. You made that?

Can I?

Um...

Yeah! You know what, yeah, sure.

Go for it. Here.

You going to help me put it on?

- Yeah. - Damn.

Here, step in, I got you. Yeah, it looks...

This is what I saw for it. - Yeah?

- Yeah, it looks nice. - Can I wear this on stream?

- Wait, really? - Yeah.

- Yeah, sure, go for it. Yeah, absolutely. - Thank you.

- Oh, my God. - Are they all like this?

I got as many as you need.

Guys, can you tell me where the bathroom is?

- Oh, just upstairs, to the right. - Thanks.

I need pants just like this.

- Great colour for you. - You've got to be my designer from now on.

Don't touch my feet!

Have you even washed your hands?

Sorry about my grandma.

Bring some cucumber water.

You speak Chinese?

It's Vietnamese.

I picked it up when I was travelling abroad.

If you paid more attention to your own culture

who knows where you could have been by now.

Maanvi.

This was a great idea.

I'm enjoying it.

If you really didn't want sore feet...

You should have done engineering in India, like I said.

Okay, why do you let her talk to you like that?

Say something!

Husband?

- Yes, my husband. - Oh.

You and Mom would both be less stressed.

Husband. Your husband?

Very handsome.

Very handsome too.

Very dead.

Very dead also.

Massage. Massage my leg.

Do my massage.

Dad, are you even listening?

I am listening.

But it's not that easy.

I know that.

But how is anyone supposed to learn and be better?

That's for your generation to do.

To fix our mistakes.

- India. - Yeah.

You China photo? No.

No China photo.

No.

She's...

She's sending feet pics?

Shit.

Uh, hey.

You guys good?

I think you're wanted back on the stream, love.

Um...

What's going on in that room? Who are those guys?

Just some family from out of town.

You can go.

Chat, look at this jacket!

Heat, right? Tight shit.

Shoutout to the designer for hooking your boy up,

she's actually here with us right now.

Yo, Chippy! Come say what's up!

No?

She's shy right now, bro.

You didn't tell me you were plugged in with a fashion genius?

Yeah, man, she's sick.

Look, man, I think I'm going to roll out because I've gotta go--

No, no, you can't leave right now!

Bro, we're going to watch your video, bro.

Let's queue it up.

Bro got all emotional on me, relax, man!

Calm down.

- Alright, alright. - You good?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm good. - Alright.

What are we watching here? - Um...

So basically this video is, uh,

I kind of wanted to do something different, right?

Because everybody's doing one thing, all the influencers,

so I kind of wanted to go more cinematic

and tap into a different-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Rainbow Card 2026 Gay Punjabi Comedy

featuring Jasmeet Dutta?

What's this?

I don't... I don't know what that is.

Yeah, it says, "Uploaded an hour ago."

Dude, you were in a queer comedy?

No. No, I...

That's not possible.

There's no way.

Oh, shit!

Chat, we got to watch this first, right?

No, no, no. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait.

A story of two childhood friends

Split by culture.

What the fuck is this?

One in India

The other in Canada.

- That's you? - No, I...

Joined by...

MARRIAGE?!

Bro! How did this happen?

You get a regular PR like everybody else.

Bro, what can I tell you?

I'm not educated.

I have no common sense.

I don't know, bro.

What can we do?

Brother, idea!

Let's get married!

Why do I put up with you?

We gotta do it now!

Bro, what?

Yes...

In order to live this lie...

They have to make a fool of...

Gay? Show him a girl's booty and we'll see if it stands.

Their family!

I have no son!

Well, you two better be in love,

or I will send.

You.

Back.

Start the kissing.

Get your tissues ready for...

Rainbow Card!

Fuck.

C'mon,

all the boys in the village do this...

No stress, bro. Do it quickly.

TF was that?

This guy's cooked. - Uh...

Fuck.

I gotta make a call.

That was trash,

oh, my God. What?

Hahahahahaha.

Well, well, well.

Look who's come crawling back.

Navi, what the hell, man! What is this Rainbow Card trailer?

Hey! Don't "What the hell" me,

you bailed on production so they had to use AI

to finish the film.

At least we got paid!

You should be thanking me! - You AI-ed me in?

Yeah, the whole movie, basically.

Got some kid in India to do it for cheap.

Saved loads on production.

These kids are wizards, man.

Dude. That is so fucking illegal, man.

What are you doing? I'm not okay with this.

You signed your likeness away when you signed

the contract there, buddy!

You don't like it?

Suck my "D".

Bro. Navi! Navi! Yo!

Oh, shit.

Yo, Jasmeet, where you at?

I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.

We had lots of fun, eh?

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Yes.

Gurdeep.

Have you seen the state of the kitchen?

She has time to feed the whole world!

If she won't clean, then get her servant to!

Dadi, what is your problem?

Mom always does her best and all you do is criticise her!

Maanvi, don't talk to your Dadi like that.

Don't you know how to respect your elders?!

You know what?

I'm an idiot for expecting better.

So much drama in this house.

Wait a minute, how could you not know?

How could you not know about a film that you're working on?

Because it's not me in the movie, man. It's AI.

They put my likeness, they used me.

Bro, stop the cap, bro.

This guy is using AI as an excuse.

Plus, chat's saying there's a video of you on set.

What video?

Video surfaces of Jasmeet refusing to kiss fellow actor on set.

Yo, I can't do this, can I just take five, please?

Please reset!

Is Jasmeet uncomfortable around gay men?

Look, man, I gave it some thought,

I'm not doing this movie, man.

I'm out.

Looks like he refuses to work in queer spaces.

What a shame.

Bro, are you like,

not down with the gays?

No, man! That video is totally taken out of context.

Because Nakul is gay.

So are some of my fans.

Yeah, I know.

It'd be really fucked up if you were homophobic.

This is bad. This is really fucking bad.

Okay? Alright, then I realized that

the whole thing was wack and so I walked off.

That's what happened, okay?

Chat, do we believe this guy?

Hmm, nah. He's gaslighting us, bro.

I'm the one gaslighting?

Bro, is this chat even real? - What are you trying to say?

I saw that room upstairs with all those little slaves

that you have spamming your comments.

What are you talking about?

They've got water bottles full of piss!

Are they even allowed to leave?

Bro! You're tweaking right now!

Prem army is real and that's on God.

On my mama. I would never fake views.

Bro, just stop deflecting and accept it.

You made a trash movie and now you're high-key embarrassed.

Bro is coping hard.

Okay, man, look. I signed up to do this movie.

Alright? They completely switched the concept,

it wasn't even supposed to be a queer comedy,

it was supposed to be a regular movie.

So queer comedy can't be regular movies?

No! That's not what I'm saying, man,

you know what I'm trying to say.

No, I don't know what you're trying to say,

that's why I'm asking you.

- Lame ahhh. - Okay, bro.

I wasn't down with it so I backed out, period.

Because you had to be gay?

No, it has nothing to do with me being gay.

I would've done Brokeback Mountain, man!

Nah, you homophobic, bro.

Chat, we got a homophobe in on this stream!

Guys, this guy is homophobic as hell.

This guy's a homophobe, man.

Homophobe! Homophobe!

Okay, look.

If me not doing this D-list, trash ass,

circle jerk of a Punjabi movie

makes me homophobic, then, fuck it!

I'm homophobic, alright.

What the fuck.

Bro?

Okay. That didn't come out the way I...

Bro, I was just messing around with you man, but damn.

No...

Look, what I'm trying to say is like, I,

as in we, the culture,

is bad at talking about these issues.

We can't talk about sex, we can't talk about gender,

we can't talk about our bodies.

Like, you don't think we internalize that?

Of course, we do.

So that's what I'm trying to say, man, like, hey,

maybe you're homophobic, maybe your parents are homophobic,

even your brother, he's homophobic!

I promise you, I'm not.

Somebody clipped that, right?

What?

Like it?

Got the keys!

I'm just fucking with you.

Bro, thank you.

That was one of our most viewed streams ever.

The dancing, the trailer, the crash out.

Shit's going to get clipped for days, bro.

We gotta run this back, man.

Yeah.

For sure.

So.

You homophobic now?

Yeah, I could've used your help in there.

No one told you to scream you're homophobic to thousands of fans, Jasmeet.

That was you. - Okay, well that trailer just tripped me out, alright?

And this guy totally set me up. Isn't that obvious?

I shouldn't have even done the stream, man.

It was a mistake.

God, you're always the fucking victim, aren't you?

My identity was stolen, okay?

And now you're buddy-buddying up with that guy?

Like what's that all about?

I can be buddies with whoever I want.

Yeah, well, guys like Prem only care about themselves.

Sound familiar?

You know what, Jasmeet? This isn't even about me.

You did this to yourself.

Whatever, man. Let's just go. Okay?

Really?

Really.

You going to come kick it?

Because I wanted to discuss some potential styling gigs for you.

We're going to pop some Dom to celebrate. Reach.

Yeah. Okay.

Thanks again, bro! Really appreciate it.

Sorry, homie.

You're in the way.

Look, before we begin,

I wanted to take a moment to address some of the comments

that we had for yesterday's livestream for a certain incident that took place.

My stream is not a place for hate.

Ah, hell no. What the fuck, man?

So I started Prem's Promise,

an LGBTQIA2S+ allyship organization to support those in need.

I've taken your feedback

and that particular guest will not be returning

any time soon.

Please check out Prem's Promise on Instagram

and TikTok to see how you can be part

of the solution in this war against hate.

Alright, coming up next,

who's got a bigger body count,

Shaq or Lebron?

Come on!

Aye! What's going on?

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