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It's hard to breathe, isn't it?
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- Maybe I'll wash my hair.
- Why?
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It's what people do.
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I don't feel like a person.
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Me neither.
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- Maybe I'll crawl into bed.
- Or a hole.
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I'd like to crawl into
one of those for about a month.
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- I don't know what to do.
- Breathe.
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This is the first time in 20 years
I feel like I could breathe.
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I would like to climb out on the roof
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and shout out, "I am a homosexual
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in love with Robert Hanson,
who is also a homosexual."
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Okay, well, let's have breakfast first.
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And then go to work.
And then... let's not do that.
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He's gonna keep calling!
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I'm gonna keep not answering.
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Won't be as satisfying as hanging up
on him would be,
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but I'll journal
my disappointment later.
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Just because we're out now doesn't mean
we're going to be gay with a vengeance.
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I know.
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So...
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What time is the deposition?
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Are you still here?
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- What the heck?
- No. Don't answer it.
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- Who is it?
- Whoever it is, don't let them in.
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It's us, honey. Me and Jason.
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"Jason and I." Apparently,
Amanda never went to high school.
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We're here just to give you a hug
and make sure you're okay.
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Not okay! Not okay!
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Can you hold on a second?
I'll be right with you.
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- What is your problem?
- What are they doing here?
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- They dropped by to see me.
- Who drops by?
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You call. You make a plan.
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You set it up weeks in advance
and then you cancel three times.
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Shouldn't they leave you alone
and give you some space
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out of respect for our situation?
Isn't that what we need right now?
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No, we need people who know
what we need, because we don't.
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That's why they're called friends.
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Well, I'm not sure that's why
they're called friends.
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It's a German word, I think.
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I can't recall the origin,
I took a course...
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Here, come on down, kids.
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Put the phone in the cradle!
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- Mal!
- Hey, Mom. How are you?
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Oh, I don't know, I'm just...
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Madison! No! Don't... don't touch that.
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The box clearly states
ages six and over.
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Sorry, go ahead, Mom. Sorry.
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There are people in my house.
Can you believe it? People!
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Frankie's friends thought it was okay
to just drop by.
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- Wait, Frankie is still there?
- I know. Right?
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- Frankie?
- Hi, guys.
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Oh, dear God.
Let me comb your hair.
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Oh, honey, you look terrible.
Fuck.
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Thank you.
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- I... It's just, I feel... It's hard.
- Yes.
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And everybody tries to...
But it doesn't work. Because there...
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It's the words...
There are no words...
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"Bullshit" comes to mind.
But... I'm so tired.
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- Well, you just lean on us today.
- Yes,
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like I leaned on you when Amanda
broke up my relationship with Josh.
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Well, I'm pretty sure he stole
the silverware out of my house.
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It was flatware and he did you a favor.
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Now, do you want to vent, you want
to scrapbook, you wanna get revenge?
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Who told you about Sol?
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- Sol told us.
- He's just worried about you.
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Such a humanitarian. I can't wait
to see his concert with Bono.
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I've got to get her out of here.
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Well, Mom, maybe she just needs
a little nudge.
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- That's what Brianna said.
- Brianna actually called you?
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No. Texted. And I don't
even think it was meant for me.
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It started with "'Sup, bee-yotch?"
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Took my thumbs twenty minutes
to type back "Wrong bee-yotch."
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Ha! Good one, mom.
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Grace?
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Oh, my God. They're coming.
I gotta go hide. Bye.
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Grace! Come say hello.
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Hi, Grace. Jason and I
want to take you girls to lunch.
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Oh, no thanks.
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- You have to eat.
- Yeah.
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No. No, actually, she doesn't.
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Come on, go with us, okay,
because I can help you.
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Have you gotten a lawyer yet?
Because I know every lawyer in the state.
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And she should. She's used most of them.
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Nope. Uh-uh.
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Oh, here's the one for you:
Shirley O'Reilly.
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Irish. He's always been
afraid of Irish women.
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His mother was Irish.
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Well, that's good,
because Shirley is the best.
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She will have Robert's lawyer
crying in the parking lot in his car.
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Well, I'm putting this one
on the top of the pile.
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No, no, no, wait.
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- No, no, no.
- No, no, no, no.
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- We're supposed to be taking you.
- It's on us. It's on us.
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Please. Your advice
has saved me hundreds in billable hours.
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Did you guys know about Sol?
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No!
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Did everyone know?
Was I the only one who didn't?
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I was shocked. I swear.
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I think everyone is gay.
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Nobody knew, Frankie.
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We all thought you and Sol
were the perfect couple.
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Stop calling!
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Ma'am.
Your credit card was declined.
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What are you talking about?
That's never happened to me...
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God.
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He wouldn't. Oh, that bastard.
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Try yours.
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- What?
- Here. Give him your credit card!
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But... our friends
are taking us to lunch.
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- Sir!
- No, no, no, no, no.
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- Grace!
- Found my sunglasses.
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Please, just...
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Grace, what the hell is going on?
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Robert cut off my credit card.
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Why?
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That way you can't make a big purchase
until the assets are split up.
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Like a "fuck you Lexus."
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Or lunch, apparently.
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Sol wouldn't do that to me.
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I never should have let you
convince me to do this.
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Sol, we didn't do anything wrong.
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We just did what we'd advise anyone
to do in this situation.
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Frankie isn't "anyone."
I should have warned her.
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We talk about everything.
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That's how we do things.
Did things.
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- Do things!
- You tried calling her.
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How can she expect you to tell her
something if she won't answer your calls?
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That's not fair.
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This is a terrible feeling.
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So which is better...
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terrible with me, or terrible without?
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Terrible with.
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Then trust me.
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Yeah.
Uh, this one isn't good either.
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That gray-haired prick.
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Which one?
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Sir, please come get it.
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I worked very hard for this card.
Thank you very much.
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So, the guys are moving fast.
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- Are they living together yet?
- No.
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Sol's very old-fashioned.
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Okay, you need to get in your homes.
Take possession.
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That way, they cannot kick you out
if you're in there.
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I don't want my home.
It was always more his than mine.
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The beach house, on the other hand...
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I love my house. I raised my boys there.
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Everything good that ever happened to me
happened in that house.
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You should go there.
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- Right, Amanda?
- Yes.
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You should go live there.
Amanda says!
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- And she's been divorced three times.
- Three.
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- Go take your house.
- Yes.
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- Come on, right now!
- Yes!
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Put your shoes on.
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- You cut off their credit cards?!
- I know. Terrible.
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- She's going to see it as a hostile act.
- Maybe because it is a hostile act.
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Maybe her not calling you back
is a hostile act.
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Or worse, a tactic. To keep you
from moving forward with the divorce.
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She's not that devious.
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No, but right about now,
she's gonna be pretty pissed.
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Bud, the only reason we did this
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is because Frankie
has a history of impulsive spendings.
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Excuse me, that is my mother
you're talking about.
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It's not a judgment.
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Some people are...
emotional purchasers.
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Nothing big.
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When Coyote went into rehab
she bought a ten thousand dollar yurt.
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And when you left for college...
what was it she got?
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Depressed. And an alpaca.
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But she did crochet
hats for everyone at Hanukkah.
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We just don't want any of that.
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Now, as soon as you're able to
get in touch with her you'll feel better.
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- Hello?
- Fuck you, Sol!
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I'm going to my house.
Did you hear that? My house.
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And you know what else?
I'm going to hang up on you.
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God, that felt good.
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Frankie? Frankie? You okay?
What happened?
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Nothing. Bye.
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Mal? I need you to do me a favor.
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Go to the house and bring some things
over to Frankie's. ASAP.
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Wait? You're moving into Frankie's?
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Yeah, I've gone insane. No!
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I'm settling Frankie into her house and
then I'm going back to the beach. Alone.
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Finally. With my stuff.
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- That you are gonna put into my car.
- Uh... Okay. Um...
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- Now?
- Yes, now.
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Okay. No problem.
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I am...
I am totally there for you, Mom.
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Yep. I am just going to call Mitch,
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and tell him to pick up the kids
from Natalie's.
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And, uh... shit.
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I was supposed to pick up Brianna
from the car place.
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Okay, you know what? No problem.
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I'm just gonna feed the dog and then
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I will do my kegels in the car.
Uh-huh, okay.
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- Go ahead, Mom, give me your list.
- My make-up bag, a couple of outfits...
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My good purses, my jewelry box...
Grandma's afghan...
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- Yeah... right.
- A book on my nightstand, my slippers...
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And... Oh, gosh, bye.
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- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
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Thank you for everything.
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I think that's okay for now.
Thanks, hon, bye.
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Ah...
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- I'm two drinks in.
- Okay.
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I don't get it.
Why does she only call you?
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She never ever calls me
if she needs something.
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You didn't even call her once this week.
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Texting is the new calling. And I even
used a smiley face with heart-shaped eyes.
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If that doesn't say love,
I don't know what does.
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And do you see a connection
as to why she might not reach out to you?
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...ish.
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Look.
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What?
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- Yeah. I guess Hildy hasn't come yet.
- No. French toast.
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So?
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Dad can't cook.
Sol must've stayed here last night.
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Oh.
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- Hello?
- Hey, man, how's it going?
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Well, I spent half the day wearing
a Post-it note that says,
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"All my dreams are dead."
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Oh, it's nice they got to know you.
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No, no, look, look.
Listen, Mom is really upset
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about Dad starting the divorce stuff,
and she's not even talking to him.
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So naturally,
he's going over there to try to talk...
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Well, Dad's really good at stuff.
He'll be able to calm her down.
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Robert's going too.
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Well, that's gonna be a shit show.
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- Exactly.
- She's gonna end up buying a Winnebago.
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Oh-ho-ho. She can't.
They cut off her credit cards.
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You know, I feel her pain.
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Look, um... we promised
that we would be there for her.
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And I can't leave work.
So I need you to go.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
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Let me just take a look
at the bus map...
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- Oh, fuck. Right.
- What?
240
00:14:50,479 --> 00:14:51,938
You still can't drive.
241
00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:54,608
No, I can drive.
242
00:14:54,692 --> 00:14:57,611
The DMV has asked me not to drive...
243
00:14:57,695 --> 00:15:00,197
for 214 more days.
244
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,573
I'll send a car over.
245
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,791
Why don't you just go in?
246
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,960
I don't want her to feel like
I'm barging in.
247
00:15:14,044 --> 00:15:16,714
This is your house. You still live here.
248
00:15:22,844 --> 00:15:25,764
Grace, Robert's here!
249
00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:28,350
Frankie, Frankie...
250
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:31,269
I reject your presence here.
You are invisible to me.
251
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:35,399
I'm sorry. I should never have
let this happen before talking to you.
252
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,609
Oh, I'm confused.
253
00:15:37,693 --> 00:15:41,780
Are we talking about
the affair or the credit cards?
254
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:48,245
Oh, by the way.
You got a box from Zappos. I ran over it.
255
00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:49,747
I saw.
256
00:15:52,832 --> 00:15:53,917
Hello, Grace.
257
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,300
What are you doing here?
258
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:06,930
- I... just came with Sol.
- Yeah. I put that together.
259
00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,850
Thanks for the heads up
on the credit card.
260
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:13,144
I'm sorry. But you know how this works.
261
00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:15,731
You were married
to a divorce lawyer for forty years.
262
00:16:15,814 --> 00:16:18,858
Yeah, exactly.
263
00:16:18,942 --> 00:16:23,113
If you want war,
I can call Shirley O'Reilly right now.
264
00:16:23,196 --> 00:16:27,743
Shirley O'Reilly? I heard she punched
a service dog in the face once.
265
00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:31,996
This is really hard, all this.
266
00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:36,209
I mean, we can beat each other up
and make this really painful.
267
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:39,296
- We can become "those people."
- You know I don't want that.
268
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:40,880
Well, what do you want?
269
00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:46,470
Because this isn't your client's witchy
wife on the other side of the table.
270
00:16:46,553 --> 00:16:47,805
Or some psycho husband.
271
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,225
This time, the person
on the other side of the table is me.
272
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:54,185
The woman that you were married to
for forty years.
273
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:56,772
The woman that raised your children.
274
00:16:56,855 --> 00:16:59,483
I'm the one on the other side
of the table.
275
00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:02,527
So how do you want to handle this?
276
00:17:07,115 --> 00:17:09,409
I don't know.
277
00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:13,204
I've been a divorce lawyer
nearly all my adult life...
278
00:17:13,288 --> 00:17:17,501
and I have absolutely no idea
how I'm gonna handle this one.
279
00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:23,131
Yeah. I know.
280
00:17:25,425 --> 00:17:28,762
I was trying to call you
to talk you through the process.
281
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:33,558
- Will you look at me, please?
- Excuse me, I'm reading.
282
00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:36,770
You're not reading.
Popular Woodworking?
283
00:17:36,854 --> 00:17:38,188
I have surprises too, Sol.
284
00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:40,899
You're not the only one
with a secret life.
285
00:17:40,982 --> 00:17:42,734
You're a secret woodworker?
286
00:17:42,818 --> 00:17:47,071
What I hate is that barely
a week after you've wrecked my life,
287
00:17:47,155 --> 00:17:51,284
you've already moved on to the legal...
and to lawyers and...
288
00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:52,828
and stopping credit cards...
289
00:17:52,911 --> 00:17:55,664
As soon as I serve you and you respond,
290
00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:58,375
you start getting
temporary spousal support.
291
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,251
And that's really good.
292
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:03,129
It's always better
than the regular support.
293
00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:05,298
So you're gonna screw me over
in the regular support?
294
00:18:05,382 --> 00:18:08,218
No! I want you to screw me over!
295
00:18:08,301 --> 00:18:13,473
Have your lawyer rake me over
the coals and light my hair on fire.
296
00:18:13,557 --> 00:18:16,309
I guess that might happen naturally
in that context.
297
00:18:16,393 --> 00:18:17,686
Not helping.
298
00:18:19,938 --> 00:18:24,359
She is not gonna be happy
that we put her stuff in trash bags.
299
00:18:24,442 --> 00:18:26,778
I'll text her a beautiful apology.
300
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,448
Thank you for helping.
301
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:33,702
You're welcome!
302
00:18:34,703 --> 00:18:38,540
Can you slow down for two seconds
and wait for your sister?
303
00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:40,667
By the way,
I'm not going in there when we...
304
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:41,710
- Yes, you are.
- No.
305
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,921
- We're checking on Mom.
- I'm sitting on a rock.
306
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:45,004
Bree?
307
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:52,262
Oh, Jesus.
308
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:54,222
Coyote's out of rehab?
309
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:55,515
You didn't know?
310
00:18:56,767 --> 00:19:00,562
- No.
- He's been crashing on Bud's couch.
311
00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:03,064
- He's... he's living there?
- Yeah.
312
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:07,527
So you haven't seen him since he went
all Stanley Kowalski on your front lawn?
313
00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:11,114
Oh, this is gonna be good. Coyote!
314
00:19:11,197 --> 00:19:13,074
- Hey!
- Hi, Bree.
315
00:19:13,157 --> 00:19:15,201
- Good to see you!
- Good to see you, too!
316
00:19:15,994 --> 00:19:19,831
So... what exactly is going on in there?
317
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:24,669
I don't know, but out here,
Mallory just found out that you're back.
318
00:19:24,753 --> 00:19:26,129
'Scuse me.
319
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:30,508
- Hi, Mal.
- No.
320
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,678
- We can't talk...?
- No.
321
00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,349
Okay.
322
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:40,685
- I'm gonna go in there.
- No! Why would you do that?
323
00:19:40,769 --> 00:19:43,396
Because our dads cut off
our moms' credit cards.
324
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,691
They cut off their credit car...
I'm not talking to you.
325
00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:49,277
- They cut off our moms' credit cards.
- Come on, Mallory!
326
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,445
No!
327
00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:54,115
I don't even know exactly
what I did that night, okay?
328
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:57,535
I... I mean,
I know that there were cops involved...
329
00:19:57,619 --> 00:19:59,830
and I know that there was a...
330
00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:03,374
I know that there was a car mishap.
331
00:20:05,168 --> 00:20:06,628
But I...
332
00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:10,507
Seriously?
You're really gonna do this right now?
333
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:13,551
You're really gonna make this
about you when this is the first time
334
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:16,513
that the four of them have been
together since...
335
00:20:16,596 --> 00:20:17,722
you know...
336
00:20:17,806 --> 00:20:19,891
Gay-maggedon?
337
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:22,978
- Arma-gayden? Is that better?
- That is better.
338
00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:25,480
Hey, guys.
339
00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:28,025
- Hey.
- How's it going?
340
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:30,193
Good to see you.
So why aren't you in there?
341
00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:32,821
What are you doing here?
You told me to take care of this.
342
00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:36,366
Well, I know. I mean,
I'm just, you know... I'm back-up.
343
00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:39,243
You're full of shit.
You didn't trust me.
344
00:20:39,327 --> 00:20:41,621
Well, you are standing out here.
Which is not what I asked you to do.
345
00:20:41,705 --> 00:20:43,748
Fine. I'm going inside.
346
00:20:43,832 --> 00:20:45,876
No! No! Why would you do that?
347
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:49,462
Why? It's so fun outside!
348
00:20:49,546 --> 00:20:52,340
And they're adults.
No one asked us to go in there.
349
00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:53,800
Technically, I did ask him.
350
00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:55,259
Do you really think we should
stay out here?
351
00:20:55,343 --> 00:20:57,595
Or you just don't want
to deal with this right now?
352
00:20:58,972 --> 00:21:00,348
Two things can be true.
353
00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:09,858
What the hell is he doing here?
354
00:21:09,941 --> 00:21:11,317
Mitch is here.
355
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:14,195
Here's what we're going to do.
You're going to give me the beach house.
356
00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:15,613
You're going to take our house.
357
00:21:15,697 --> 00:21:18,449
I'm not going to yell,
I'm not going to threaten,
358
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,035
you're not going to cut anything off,
359
00:21:20,118 --> 00:21:22,203
and you're not going to
use my words against me,
360
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:25,498
and you're not going to win
an argument just 'cause you can.
361
00:21:25,582 --> 00:21:28,043
God, I'm an asshole.
362
00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:30,754
Is that a yes?
363
00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,797
Yes.
364
00:21:32,881 --> 00:21:34,465
I want you to have the beach house.
365
00:21:34,549 --> 00:21:38,011
And I'll do everything I can to make
that happen, and I'll take our house.
366
00:21:38,095 --> 00:21:40,889
Although, when you think
about the resale value...
367
00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:44,475
Asshole. Got it.
368
00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:49,272
- Hey, boo boos!
- Hey.
369
00:21:50,899 --> 00:21:51,900
What are you doing here?
370
00:21:51,983 --> 00:21:55,278
You told me to pick up the kids.
371
00:21:55,361 --> 00:21:57,488
Pick up the kids and take them home.
372
00:21:57,572 --> 00:22:01,200
Was that not implied when I told you
I wanted you to pick up the kids?
373
00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:04,871
You said you were going to Frankie's
and that I should...
374
00:22:06,915 --> 00:22:11,252
Right. Right, that was implied.
I'm an idiot.
375
00:22:11,335 --> 00:22:13,964
All right. I'll...
I'll take the kids home
376
00:22:14,047 --> 00:22:16,007
like someone
who understands English would.
377
00:22:16,091 --> 00:22:17,341
Hey, Mitch.
378
00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:23,222
I'm really sorry for whatever
I did that night. Addiction is a disease.
379
00:22:23,306 --> 00:22:26,350
You're a doctor! You understand diseases!
380
00:22:26,434 --> 00:22:28,352
Hi, Maddie.
381
00:22:28,436 --> 00:22:32,398
Okay, anybody up for a drink?
Other than the alcoholic?
382
00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,943
I am. I'm in.
383
00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:37,154
Me, too.
384
00:22:37,236 --> 00:22:39,572
Oh, you mean now?
385
00:22:39,656 --> 00:22:42,200
I really... I really should stay
and talk to Mom.
386
00:22:42,283 --> 00:22:45,244
No, let me. Please.
387
00:22:45,328 --> 00:22:48,165
You asked me to take care of Mom,
let me take care of Mom.
388
00:22:54,754 --> 00:22:57,381
Let's drink at my place
so I can walk home.
389
00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:05,098
Frankie, I fucked up in a lot of ways.
390
00:23:05,182 --> 00:23:06,933
But we're trying to do this right.
391
00:23:07,017 --> 00:23:11,146
I get great comfort hearing
that about you and your boyfriend.
392
00:23:11,229 --> 00:23:15,441
I know. I know how it sounds.
393
00:23:15,525 --> 00:23:18,236
But Robert and I spent hours
discussing how to do this
394
00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:20,363
in the fairest possible way.
395
00:23:20,446 --> 00:23:23,533
- When?
- When... what?
396
00:23:23,616 --> 00:23:25,702
When were you
and Robert discussing this?
397
00:23:25,785 --> 00:23:27,829
Was it last week or the week before?
398
00:23:27,912 --> 00:23:29,998
I don't know...
399
00:23:30,081 --> 00:23:34,794
Were you talking about it last Saturday
when you and I were sitting in this room?
400
00:23:34,878 --> 00:23:38,256
You know, about going to the farmer's
market, maybe catching a movie...
401
00:23:38,339 --> 00:23:41,926
Was that when you and Robert
were deciding to cut off my credit card?
402
00:23:42,010 --> 00:23:44,221
No! I didn't even want
to cut off the card!
403
00:23:44,303 --> 00:23:45,680
But you did.
404
00:23:45,763 --> 00:23:48,725
Because Robert was worried
about your spending.
405
00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:54,689
Get out of my house.
406
00:23:54,772 --> 00:23:57,567
I don't want to look at you.
Go live with Robert.
407
00:23:57,650 --> 00:24:01,946
Okay... okay.
408
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:03,781
I hear you.
409
00:24:03,865 --> 00:24:07,160
- Let me just get my stuff...
- Don't bother. I'm burning it anyway.
410
00:24:07,244 --> 00:24:10,538
- We weren't really ready to move in.
- Oh, boo-hoo.
411
00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:12,498
Sleep in the yurt, for all I care.
412
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,085
Let's go, Sol.
413
00:24:19,756 --> 00:24:21,674
We should leave.
414
00:24:23,051 --> 00:24:25,386
Don't be mad at him, Frankie.
415
00:24:25,469 --> 00:24:28,306
It's my fault. I'm an asshole.
416
00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:41,319
Your mom was great today.
417
00:24:41,402 --> 00:24:45,656
She really stood up for herself
with your father.
418
00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:48,409
And she's gonna get this house.
419
00:24:48,492 --> 00:24:51,079
There's a strong woman
under all that soft fabric.
420
00:24:51,162 --> 00:24:54,124
- Yeah.
- Some people don't realize that.
421
00:24:54,207 --> 00:24:57,418
She'd have to be, given
what you've put her through.
422
00:25:00,088 --> 00:25:01,339
Yeah.
423
00:25:01,422 --> 00:25:03,216
She's all set in the food department.
424
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:07,845
And... Oh, a bag of pot!
425
00:25:07,929 --> 00:25:11,015
She's going to be just fine.
426
00:25:11,099 --> 00:25:13,517
Really wish you hadn't told me
about the bag of pot.
427
00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:18,648
You're all set, Frankie.
There's enough food in there for an army.
428
00:25:18,731 --> 00:25:21,692
So... Yeah, I'll get out of your way...
429
00:25:21,776 --> 00:25:24,070
Was any of it real?
430
00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:30,160
You're going to make
new memories, Frankie.
431
00:25:30,243 --> 00:25:33,997
New and better memories.
And you can reuse the frames!
432
00:25:36,082 --> 00:25:38,793
Okay... so I'm going to get going.
433
00:25:38,876 --> 00:25:41,254
And... you got food in the fridge...
434
00:25:41,338 --> 00:25:43,298
Well, I already told you that.
435
00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:46,009
So, we'll talk soon.
436
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,803
Are you okay?
437
00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:32,680
Yes, thank you, I will be.
438
00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:36,517
I just need to do what I always
do when I'm blue.
439
00:26:45,318 --> 00:26:48,071
I hate my life.
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