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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,789 ♪ I wanna catch a magic buzz radio play ♪ 4 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,826 ♪ And leave a kiss on your face ♪ 5 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:37,165 ♪ Take my sacks and bag them up and never put them away ♪ 6 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,400 ♪ Cause I know you're my babe ♪ 7 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,804 ♪ Put shit on my chest when I act like a jerk ♪ 8 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:47,107 ♪ We could spend a little time in the desert ♪ 9 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:51,078 ♪ We make a mess, but we make it work ♪ 10 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,748 ♪ Let's spend a little time together ♪ 11 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,285 ♪ They tell me love is different in the modern age ♪ 12 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:58,786 Idiot. 13 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,323 ♪ But it's all the same ♪ 14 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,993 ♪ They tell me love is different in the modern age ♪ 15 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,129 ♪ Cause I'm already late ♪ 16 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,136 ♪ Cause I'm already late ♪ 17 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,077 ♪ Cause I'm already late ♪ 18 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,397 What's so important on your phone, monsieur? 19 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,333 Oh, it's nothing. I'm, I'm sorry. 20 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,572 Um... Bibliothèque? 21 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,044 Please read us what is on Monsieur Jeremy's phone. 22 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,913 Um, do I have to? 23 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,148 Mhmmm 24 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,356 Okay, it's just a... it's a text message. It's boring. 25 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,590 Go on... 26 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,891 He's sext-texting. 27 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,897 It says, "I Googled lovesickness last night 28 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:20,100 and it's actually a thing. Did you know that?" 29 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:24,905 "It's on WebMD. I miss you so much. This is harder than I thought it would be." 30 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,042 "Parentheses, that's what she said." 31 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,882 "But seriously, when I started thinking about when we swam naked at the lake..." 32 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:39,219 "...and now I'm in French class with le boner." 33 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,656 "Haha, I love you. Let's FaceTime at lunch." 34 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,658 And the rest is just emojis. 35 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,060 Lots of hearts and eggplants! 36 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,236 Why didn't you just delete it on your way to my office? 37 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,239 Sorry, I didn't think of that. I... 38 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,610 This is like the first time I've been in trouble, 39 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,678 except for obviously the talent show last year. 40 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,247 Oh right, the talent show. Yeah. 41 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,984 How could I forget about the talent show? I got a lot of calls about that one. 42 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:15,356 Yeah. Well, you know, it's really difficult to make an emotionally truthful film 43 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,758 about gangsters that isn't R-rated. 44 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,259 Um, I thought people would appreciate the realism. 45 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,261 Do you? 46 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,262 Yeah. 47 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,196 That's what you think. 48 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,475 Do you have any kind of idea the bullshit that I'm up against? 49 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,311 Do you think about that? Or do you just think about yourself? 50 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,979 Cause I got problems, okay? 51 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:42,983 I got PSAT scores from last year that are in the toilet! 52 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,719 I got the janitors threatening to go on strike again! 53 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,188 I have ninth graders walking around with weed 54 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,558 gummies like they're Flintstone vitamins! 55 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,994 I am skating on thin ice here, okay? My job's on the line. It's stressful. 56 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,897 I don't have time to deal with your bullshit! I'm busy! 57 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:04,738 Busy, busy! I have calls to make! Things to do! One person, okay? 58 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,840 Yeah. 59 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,309 Look, you're obviously passionate. That's good. You're probably a good kid. 60 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:13,514 But you're killing me man. You cannot sext in the middle of class. Do you understand? 61 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,050 Principal Fisher, have you ever been in a long-distance relationship? 62 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,752 That's private. I'm not answering that. 63 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:22,490 Okay, well, um... off the record, can I swear? 64 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,757 No, you can't swear. 65 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,026 Well, I mean you just said bullshit. 66 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,761 I'm the principal. I can say whatever the fuck I want. 67 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,063 Okay. Um... 68 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:33,734 So Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill. 69 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,303 And we decided that we were gonna stay together. 70 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,272 Which is fine because I'm gonna go meet her there in a year. 71 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,941 Oh. 72 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:46,079 The point is that I'm stuck here. And it effing sucks. 73 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,115 I just can't stop thinking about her. I don't know what to do. 74 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,785 Well, college is a big change. 75 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:56,390 Yeah. But, you know, you're always the same person. 76 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:59,359 Well, no, actually you're never the same person because change is constant. 77 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,629 It's just part of growing up. 78 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,765 Yeah. I mean that's one take. 79 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,967 No, that's the right way of looking at it. 80 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,438 Alright, listen. I'm gonna give you detention next week, Monday to Friday. 81 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,439 Here's your phone. 82 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,206 It was a victimless offense. 83 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,375 Get out of my office. I don't want to hear it. Out! Get out! 84 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:33,827 Um, are you guys getting service? 85 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:34,695 - Yeah. - Mmhmm 86 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:36,396 Cool. 87 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:45,839 Hey, you know, I'm sorry I read that boner part out loud. 88 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,841 Oh no, I didn't have one. 89 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,843 What boner? 90 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,845 Uh, it was a text to my girlfriend. Um... 91 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:52,846 Of your boner? 92 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,616 No. No, man. There was no... 93 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,850 Wait, you got a new girlfriend already? 94 00:06:56,950 --> 00:07:00,621 No, no. Me and Sam are still together. 95 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,590 She's in college. Is that even legal? 96 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,423 Yes. 97 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,859 Legal to fuck? 98 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,629 Why would it not be? I'm 18, she's 18. 99 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,564 We're both... everyone's 18. 100 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,868 Who the fuck is that guy? 101 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,003 Wait, is he coming here? 102 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,370 I hope not. 103 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,120 Hole in one. - All right. 104 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,156 I'm Mr. Rivers. You can call me Jesse. 105 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,491 Where's Mr. Cameron? 106 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,892 Oh, I don't know who that is. 107 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,894 I just go where they tell me. 108 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,462 Wait, you subbed World History last year, right? 109 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,897 Yeah, probably. 110 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,866 Yeah, you showed us Gladiator even though 111 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,901 we were supposed to be studying World War I. 112 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:51,104 Oh yeah! Great flick. You're welcome. 113 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,908 This is just a side gig by the way. I'm actually writing a novel. 114 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,910 What happened to your arms? 115 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,913 Oh, I fell down an escalator going up at the mall. 116 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,482 Whew! Do not recommend. 117 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,152 Why did they set them in that position? 118 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:08,656 I don't know. I was asleep. By the time I woke up, I was a little teapot. 119 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:09,657 Oh. 120 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,961 All right buddy, focus up. Hands 10 and 4. 121 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,297 Wait, isn't it 10 and 2? 122 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:22,202 10-2, 10-3, 10-10. It's just numbers. Do what feels good, you know. 123 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,172 Follow your heart. And the rules of the road. 124 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,940 Let's go. Okay. 125 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,943 Okay, now keep... okay, no, no, no. 126 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,279 Slow down. It's okay. Slow down. 127 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,515 Great. You're doing really well. 128 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,516 Now just press the start. 129 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,787 You don't have to hit the brake. 130 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,889 Use both feet. You're just using one foot. 131 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,957 Okay, no no no 132 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,993 All right, go left here. 133 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,796 Or go that direction. 134 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:56,937 You're crushing it man. You're a natural driver. Very good. 135 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,239 So, what are a bunch of seniors doing in driver's ed? 136 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:04,044 Um, well, I divorced my entire friend group this summer, 137 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,179 so I don't really have anyone to give me a ride. 138 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,315 Ah, their loss. 139 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,450 Well, if I'm gonna create a prototype of the solar car 140 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,619 I've been developing, 141 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:12,986 I'm gonna need to know how to drive it. 142 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,988 Solar car, go you! 143 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,825 I failed this class three semesters in a row. 144 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,729 This is your year amigo, I can feel it. Give me a bump. 145 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,563 Ow! Oh! 146 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,166 What about you, Slim? 147 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,603 Oh, um... my girlfriend, you know, 148 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,571 she used to drive me everywhere. 149 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,006 She already has her license. 150 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:36,009 Used to. She cut you loose, huh? 151 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:39,079 Oh, no, no, no. She's at college. We're making it work. 152 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:43,583 Ah, yeah. Living on borrowed time, my man. I'm sorry. 153 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,153 It's gonna hurt, but you will grow from it, okay? 154 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:51,091 Oh my god, look at this asshole going 15 in a 30. 155 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,393 At that point just get out and walk! Honk the horn! 156 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,029 I thought we were only supposed to honk the 157 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,632 horn if it was like to warn of imminent danger? 158 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:02,602 Yeah, I'm in imminent danger of dying of old age in this car. Honk the horn! 159 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,575 There you go buddy, see? There's a lot of gray areas in driving. 160 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,312 Life too, you know. You can't drive scared. 161 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:16,984 Cowards die a thousand times. Brave men die one time. 162 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,052 That's a quote. 163 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,622 Actually it's "Cowards die many times before their 164 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,558 deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once." 165 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,060 It's Shakespeare. 166 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,797 Yeah, his shit is so tight. 167 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,700 You're not supposed to text and drive. 168 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,801 He's at a stop sign, it's fine. 169 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,304 Um, Evie, can you read this for me? Please? 170 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:39,840 Please? Thank you. 171 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:46,246 Um, it says "Can't FaceTime at lunch. Let's talk later." 172 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,314 Ooh. 173 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:48,648 That's it? 174 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,383 Yeah. 175 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,854 There's no like... no emojis or anything? 176 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:54,822 Nothing else? - No. 177 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:56,790 Whoa! - Fuck! 178 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,092 You just hit that car! 179 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,728 It's okay, you just grazed it. 180 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,362 That's called a Carolina kiss. Keep driving. 181 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:03,864 That's sick. 182 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,668 Don't look back. Never look back. Unless you're in reverse. 183 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,671 And even then use the mirror. 184 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,681 ♪ Been burning it hot ♪ 185 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,118 ♪ Been looking all over for you ♪ 186 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,187 What? 187 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:28,688 Did you eat? 188 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,691 Um, yeah, yeah. I had some cereal. 189 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:33,693 Can I come in? 190 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,463 Yeah. 191 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,631 School called today. 192 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,402 What did they call about? 193 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:48,742 Honey, I know you miss her. But you can't let it ruin your life. 194 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,711 She's the best thing in my life. I mean shouldn't we be celebrating that? 195 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,148 Oh no. I don't think we should be celebrating a week of detention. You know? 196 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,550 Sorry. 197 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,651 No, it's fine. I get it. 198 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,088 What are you working on? 199 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,190 It's a script. 200 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,658 It's about a female undercover narcotics agent at a high 201 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,061 school who uh, you know, may or may not be a cannibal 202 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,164 and she finds out that the principal is in 203 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,067 bed with the cartels selling to the students. 204 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:18,772 I'm gonna, you know, I'm writing it for Sam. She's gonna be in it. 205 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,709 And uh, we'll shoot it over winter break. Unless she goes skiing with her parents. 206 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,747 Um, maybe there could be less cursing in this one? 207 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,120 There's food downstairs if you want it. I love you. 208 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,754 Okay, love you. 209 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,208 Sam? Hey. 210 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,209 How are you doing? 211 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:56,776 I might be drunk. 212 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:03,383 Thursdays are like Fridays here. And Wednesdays are like Thursdays. 213 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,152 Why are you whispering? 214 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,622 I'm stuck in a hallway. Dakota has another guy in her room. 215 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,226 She's an incredibly sexual person. That's a direct quote. Zero shame. 216 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,029 She just has like a really powerful sense of 217 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,231 intuition. It's like a psychic gift I guess. 218 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,366 I don't know. She grew up in Santa Fe. 219 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,800 I miss you. 220 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,471 I know 221 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,240 What? 222 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,476 I just... I wish you wouldn't say it. 223 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,480 It makes me feel bad and I can't fix it. 224 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,885 You don't have to fix it. 225 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,821 Look... it's hopeless. You know? 226 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,257 I mean you know that, right? 227 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,260 What? No, what? What do you mean it's hopeless? 228 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,830 Whoo! Heels! 229 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,267 That guy was just naked. 230 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,938 Jesus Christ. It's like the Wild West over there. 231 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,442 His balls were incredibly long. I think he has like a medical condition. 232 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,278 Um, wait, why did you say it was hopeless though? 233 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,882 Come on. You know it is. I mean... 234 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:14,554 You want everything to be the way that it used to be. But it can't. 235 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,858 You just can't see that because you're there and I'm here. 236 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,295 Look Sam, I think we just need to see each other. You know what I mean? 237 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,531 Like Homecoming is only 17 days away and... 238 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,934 I can't come home for Homecoming. 239 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,301 What? 240 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,570 I just left. I mean it would be weird. 241 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,172 Nobody goes home for Homecoming. 242 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,543 Everybody goes home for Homecoming. It's called Homecoming. 243 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,011 That's the whole point. 244 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:44,884 Look, it's not our fault. And it's gonna break our heart but we'll be okay. 245 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,190 Are... are you breaking up with me? 246 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,597 Naked guy's back. I gotta go, okay? 247 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,898 Dude, what's wrong with your balls? 248 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,064 Good morning. 249 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,933 Beautiful day for a drive. 250 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,204 Ah, fuck! 251 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,805 Left my coffee by my skateboard. 252 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,645 Oh no, I'll go get it. 253 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,130 Yeah! - Perfect! 254 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,476 Fuck it. 255 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,746 Whoa whoa whoa! Stop! 256 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,713 What the fuck are you doing? 257 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,915 Guys! No! 258 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,984 You can't drive without me! 259 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,320 Jeremy! What the fuck? - Stop! 260 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,488 Stop the car! 261 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,059 What's going on, dude? 262 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,362 Love that turn signal! Now you're getting it! 263 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,264 Okay, just uh, turn around, take the next right. 264 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,831 Dude, whatever this is, it's awesome. 265 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,200 That was the turn! 266 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,035 Okay, just everybody stop yelling! 267 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,503 You're the only one yelling. 268 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,505 Oh my god, what is this? What is this round thing? 269 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,207 This is a roundabout. 270 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,510 Drivers always yield to motorists already in the roundabout. 271 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,179 Also it's right in front of the high school. 272 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,046 What do I do? 273 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,847 Use your blinker. 274 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,049 You're gonna have to find where you want to get out of it. 275 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,583 Alright? 276 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,884 Okay, where? 277 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,519 Now! Let him go! Get out! Get out! 278 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,255 All right, dude. Nice. 279 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,092 Oh my god. What the fuck is happening, Jeremy? 280 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,027 I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill to save me and Samantha's relationship, okay? 281 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,097 What? 282 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,367 Yes. I, you know, she almost tried to break up with me last night, I think. 283 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,570 I'm not really sure. Maybe she didn't mean to. You know, she was really drunk. 284 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,273 Oh my god, when you're drunk, you're more honest, okay? 285 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,541 I don't think so. I don't know. 286 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,542 Watch out! 287 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,516 Oh my god! You just ran a stop sign! 288 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,883 No, he didn't. 289 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,785 He ran a red light. 290 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,255 Look, if you don't pull over right now and let me out, 291 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,556 I'm calling the police. 292 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,924 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 293 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:38,625 You don't need to call the police. 294 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,826 It's okay. 295 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,294 I promise I will pull over 296 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,462 as soon as we're far enough away 297 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,763 from school, huh? 298 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,099 This is a terrible idea. It's super... 299 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,668 not in a good way... melodramatic. 300 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,470 It's psycho. 301 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,972 It's giving... like super desperate, you know? 302 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,575 And desperation... it's not attractive. 303 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,978 Okay, I'm not desperate. I'm... inspired. 304 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,580 Okay, send flowers! I don't know! 305 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,582 No, flowers are generic and corny. 306 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,584 If guys only knew how good it felt to get flowers. 307 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,952 Nobody sends us flowers. 308 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,820 Exactly. He's right. Thank you. 309 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,590 Whatever. It really doesn't even matter because love is bullshit. 310 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,658 Love is bullshit? 311 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,959 Basically. 312 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,594 Who says that? 313 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,329 Do not do this. All right? 314 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,966 I fucking have to! Okay? I fucking have to. 315 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,301 I'm sorry. - Pop off, king! 316 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,135 Yes. 317 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,808 So you're sure that he was the one driving? 318 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,179 Not really. My arm pills make me fuzzy. 319 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,382 What about that kid, um, Yoshi Shibuya? 320 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,117 I mean, he is the school drug dealer after all. I just can't prove it. 321 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,352 Yoshi's a drug dealer? 322 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,853 Yes. 323 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,189 Like what kind of drugs are we talking? 324 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,191 The illegal kind. 325 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,625 So what happened to you? 326 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,160 Oh, freak pickleball accident. 327 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,562 What? 328 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,464 I was at the net. I jumped up for a volley. 329 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,366 Both my feet got stuck in the net. 330 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,567 I see the ground coming towards my face... 331 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,135 Boom! 332 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,837 Next thing I know, I'm in the hospital. 333 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,472 What's the situation? 334 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,040 My driver's ed car got hijacked, sir. 335 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,342 How many hostages? 336 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,376 Three. 337 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,911 No, this isn't a hijacking. 338 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,579 This is kids fucking around. 339 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,481 What happened was the car was left unattended 340 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,016 by our substitute driving instructor. 341 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,651 I'm primarily a writer. 342 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,652 How long they been in the wind? 343 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,223 Um, maybe like 10 or 20 minutes. 344 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,591 We need to establish a perimeter with checkpoints on all major roads. 345 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,261 No one gets in and out of this town without us knowing about it. 346 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,529 Have you contacted law enforcement? 347 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,997 No. No way. And I'm not going to. I mean, not yet. 348 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,599 Why? 349 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,301 Because if this gets out, all of us are gonna 350 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,969 have shit on our faces. Do you understand? 351 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,406 Officer, can I ask you one question? Before you were fired... 352 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,542 is there anyone in the state police that you have 353 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,244 a trustworthy relationship with? 354 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,111 Yeah, my ex-partner. She's true blue. 355 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,249 Good. Okay, so give her a call... 356 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,252 and explain to her that it's a yellow Kia covered in driver's ed signs. 357 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,555 Hey, hey. Be nice to them, okay? They're good kids. 358 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,923 What? They are not good kids. 359 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,694 They're brats. Just scare the hell out of them. I don't care. 360 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,629 Do whatever you gotta do, just get them back here. 361 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,266 Because I am not letting three dipshits and the valedictorian... 362 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,133 fuck me out of tenure. 363 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,135 I'm not doing it. No way. 364 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,239 Not happening, bros. 365 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,478 What the fuck happened to you? 366 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,813 My car got stolen. I literally just told you. 367 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,428 I'm calling an Uber. 368 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,529 Jeremy. 369 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,732 Just please don't tell anyone where I'm going, all right? 370 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,134 Okay, what do I tell them then? 371 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,570 I don't know. Tell them I'm having a manic episode or something. 372 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,272 Yeah, that's actually probably true. 373 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,440 Jeremy. 374 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,442 What? 375 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,911 How are you so sure about this? 376 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,114 Like about you and her and this epic love story of yours? 377 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,383 Tell me one thing. Anything. 378 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,753 Okay, you remember my short film that won the talent show last year? 379 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:54,754 The mafia thing? 380 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,255 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Come Heavy". 381 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,626 Sorry, there's just no world where that doesn't sound like a porn. 382 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,295 No, dude, it means like come with a loaded gun. 383 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,796 That still sounds like a porn. 384 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,766 Anyway, I wrote it for her. 385 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,768 You know, I write everything for her. 386 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:12,972 And uh, "Come Heavy" was like my "Goodfellas". 387 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,811 But because of her, I was like, why are these movies always about dudes? 388 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,982 And so instead of being just like this stereotypical girlfriend character... 389 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,785 she's the lead of the movie. And now it's something special. 390 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,887 Right? 391 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:28,755 No doubt. 392 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,323 I voted for you. 393 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,325 Really? 394 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,564 The point is, she inspires me, all right? 395 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,566 And basically everything I do is either 396 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,501 inspired or made better by her being in my life. 397 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,772 Like, she fucking got me this jacket. 398 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,009 Because I love Wes Anderson and Wes always wears a jacket on set. 399 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,680 And so the night before we shot "Come Heavy", she was like... 400 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,315 "Here, here you go." She just gave it to me. 401 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,351 Because she knew me. You know? 402 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,222 So it's like, I wouldn't be myself without her. 403 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,026 Or at least I wouldn't be the same version of myself. So... 404 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,995 if I lose her... 405 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,530 I don't know. What am I? 406 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,200 Fuck it. 407 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,536 Let's do this. 408 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,704 Do what? 409 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:18,805 I'm coming with. 410 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,272 Dude. 411 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,441 Dude. 412 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,544 This is more of like a... this is a solo mission. 413 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:25,545 I'm coming too. 414 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,746 Yes. 415 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,448 What? No. 416 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:31,017 I thought you said that this is a terrible idea 417 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,619 and that love is bullshit. 418 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,322 Well, it is, but um... you are gonna do it anyways, right? 419 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,559 What about your parents? 420 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,227 Well, my parents are on a second honeymoon 421 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:42,462 so they don't get divorced... 422 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,464 so I don't think that'll be a problem. 423 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,365 Yeah, my dad is emotionally checked out. 424 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,572 Oh, no, no. No. Absolutely not. 425 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,873 No. 426 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,476 Okay, you gotta come, right? 427 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,877 Why? - Because we all are. 428 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,412 No. No. No way. 429 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,881 Can you try to live in the moment for once? 430 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,117 Look, no, I... I have an orchestra concert on Sunday. 431 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,986 Who gives a shit? 432 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,255 I do! I'm first chair viola! 433 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,323 Seriously. You should come. 434 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,425 Yeah. 435 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,193 Guys... 436 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,228 You really don't have to come. 437 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:17,897 I really appreciate it, but it's... I'm good. 438 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:18,898 Dude, stop. Okay? 439 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,299 You're welcome. 440 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,436 It's gonna be 164 miles from here to Chapel Hill. 441 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,438 Okay, that's like two and a half hours. 442 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:28,641 It's probably more like three because we're gonna have to take the back roads. 443 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,010 That's nothing. It's like a day trip. 444 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,445 It's Grand Theft Auto. 445 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,080 You're thinking about the wrong shit. 446 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,915 What's the worst that can happen? 447 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:39,151 Uh, we get arrested? Expelled? 448 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,420 Teddy San Chen becomes valedictorian... 449 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,856 and I lose my climatology fellowship at MIT? 450 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,092 Aparna, what's the point of making the world a 451 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,560 better place if you're not gonna have any fun in it? 452 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,696 Huh? 453 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,399 Huh? 454 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:54,867 Right? 455 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:57,470 Come on. 456 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:00,473 Put it there. 457 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,611 Thank you guys. 458 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,679 I'm counting this as my senior skip day. 459 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:12,018 Um, actually, we're gonna have to probably do something about all of... this. 460 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,988 Hey, dude. 461 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,523 You don't have any drugs on you, do you? 462 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:52,525 What do you want? 463 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,464 No, dude, seriously. We can't have drugs in the car, man. 464 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,366 Word. 465 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,202 Do you have drugs on you? 466 00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,171 Dude, you think I'd be dumb enough to bring drugs to driver's ed? 467 00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,107 Hey Jer, how fast are you going? 468 00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:11,043 55 on the dot. 469 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:15,014 Nah, 55 is sus, okay? You need to be going at least 5 miles over. 470 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,583 Yeah, yeah, too perfect looks sus, dude. 471 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,284 That's why you're sus. 472 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,989 Yeah, it's kind of like uh, going into too much detail when you're lying. 473 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,025 Yeah, when I'm lying I say yes, no, or I got diarrhea. 474 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,794 You know, "I have my period" works on gym teachers. 475 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,428 Yeah. 476 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,797 Yeah, but diarrhea works for everybody. 477 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,199 Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! 478 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,571 It's all good. 479 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,265 Oh my god. She's gone. 480 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,336 Am I the only one who almost shit their pants? 481 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:12,504 Uh-huh. 482 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:13,572 Okay. 483 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:14,941 Yeah, well keep me posted. 484 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,710 Hey, appreciate you. Stay frosty. 485 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,081 False alarm on a Kia Soul. 486 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,082 Young male driver, no passengers. 487 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,651 So she didn't pull him over? 488 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,252 Negative. No driver's ed signage. 489 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:27,586 God dammit! 490 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,092 There is something we could do. 491 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,094 Not sure it's completely legal, but... 492 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,096 Let's do it! What is it? 493 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,265 No, you know what? Never mind, never mind. Forget I said it. 494 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,833 What? Why'd you bring it up? - What is it? What is it? 495 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,334 Why'd you bring it up? - Tell us! 496 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:43,670 Do you have their phone numbers? 497 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,204 Well, of course we do. It's a safety 498 00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:46,939 measure. You're the one in charge of safety. 499 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,609 I have a spyware program I got off the dark web. 500 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:54,546 We can use their phones to pinpoint their location. 501 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,323 Has Samantha ever mentioned a Noah? 502 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,661 He's like... lowkey all over her Instagram. 503 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:13,565 Um, I don't think so. Why? 504 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:17,036 He's liked every post since September 9th. 505 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,170 Yeah. 506 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,343 Is she in any of his pics or anything? 507 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:26,645 No. No. She's not. 508 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,380 Right. 509 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,152 Yeah, because look, you know, we really trust each other. 510 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:37,389 Like we always have each other on Find My Friends, you know? 511 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,358 Except last night I like, I couldn't see where she was, 512 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,094 but I think it's just because, you know, her phone was dead... 513 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,662 or whatever. There's a million things that could... 514 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:46,165 That sounds like a red flag. 515 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:49,135 Also, I mean, she could be using decoy drops. 516 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,870 Decoy drops? What? 517 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,504 Yeah. 518 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,174 Before my friend broke up with Amanda Pastanko... 519 00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,176 and everyone else, we would do this thing... 520 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,411 we would drop our phones off in Joyce Burke's mailbox... 521 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,180 and then we would tell our parents we were sleeping there... 522 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,549 and then just go wherever the party was. 523 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,351 Gangster. 524 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:11,190 Okay, so we're here. That's them. 525 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,892 Huh. What about that other dot? 526 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:16,763 Uh, nothing. It's a woman from Tinder. 527 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,532 Hey, while we're here, could you track my ex-fiancee on that thing? 528 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:21,100 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 529 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,201 Yeah? 530 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,070 Okay, Walsh, I need you to focus. 531 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:26,538 I need you to get out on that road and go find them. Like, now. 532 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:27,740 Well, I took the bus here. 533 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,075 What? 534 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:31,210 Car wouldn't start. It's a piece of shit. 535 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,712 All right, well then take his car. This is all his fault anyway. 536 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:34,947 I rode my skateboard here. 537 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,382 What are you, 15? 538 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:39,551 I can't move my arms. Plus my car's in the shop. 539 00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:43,255 Oh my god. All right, fine. You can take my car. 540 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,225 It's a red Porsche. It's in the teacher's parking lot. 541 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:47,226 A Porsche? 542 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:48,327 Porsch-e. 543 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,229 Sick. I'm on it. 544 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:53,565 Okay, buddy. Lucky you. 545 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,935 Woo! You have a Porsch-e? 546 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:57,336 Uh-huh. 547 00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:58,737 How much do you make? 548 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,272 That's none of your business. 549 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,777 It's a lease, okay? I get a bump when my tenure comes through. 550 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,579 Are you guys hiring? 551 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:10,249 No. 552 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,999 Wait. Wait, if you and Sam follow each other's locations... 553 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,600 did you make sure to turn yours off? 554 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:31,770 You didn't, did you? 555 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:32,538 Oh my god, where is your phone? 556 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:34,807 It's right here. It's right here. 557 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,579 Oh my god. Our phones. They can... they can track us by our phones. 558 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,648 You think they thought of that? 559 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,283 Of course they thought of it! They're the police! 560 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,618 The question is, how did we not think of it? 561 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:50,789 Uh, I thought about it a while ago, but I forgot to say anything. 562 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:51,991 What? 563 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,493 Well, okay, game over. 564 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,495 I mean, they probably know exactly where we are right now. 565 00:29:58,364 --> 00:29:58,831 Goddammit! 566 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,835 Fuck! 567 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,641 Wow, I didn't realize you actually cared about not getting in trouble. 568 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,980 Oh, no, I don't. No, it just feels good to yell. 569 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,048 Wait. Wait, I know. 570 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,185 Guys, we should decoy drop our phones. 571 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,252 Right? 572 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,154 Yeah. 573 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,523 Oh yeah. You know, we could hide them in the tank of a toilet. 574 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,959 Like uh, Michael Corleone in The Godfather 575 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,661 I haven't seen that. 576 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,063 Yeah, me neither. 577 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:31,763 What? 578 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,872 This doesn't make any sense. 579 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,875 Okay, so, their phones stopped over there, right? 580 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,111 But that's the middle of nowhere. 581 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,846 They're all at the Linville River. Hmm. 582 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:49,615 Are you guys ready to do this? 583 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:53,352 Thanks. 584 00:30:58,657 --> 00:30:59,825 Need your phone. 585 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:09,235 Wait, whatever, whatever. Just please be super careful. 586 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,369 I am. - Seriously. 587 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,570 Okay, I'm just gonna... - Go slow. 588 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,305 I'm just gonna aim it right here. It will land 589 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,806 and then on our way back we'll come get it. 590 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,008 Okay, just... - Ready? 591 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,244 Fuck! 592 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,578 Shit. - No! 593 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:22,314 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Shit. 594 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:31,057 Shit. What does that mean? 595 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,659 Maybe they tossed their phones in the drink? 596 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:37,729 So you're telling me that four teenagers voluntarily destroyed their phones? 597 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,966 You cannot be serious right now. 598 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,401 This was such a stupid idea. We could have like put it in a bush! 599 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:45,437 She was talking about decoy drops! 600 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:48,340 And then he was saying the toilet tank stuff, you know? 601 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,277 So I was thinking about water and shit. 602 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,512 Oh my gosh. God, I can't believe this is happening. 603 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,281 Alright, I'm sorry. Let's just keep going, okay? 604 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:56,915 No, you don't understand. 605 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,285 I have never not had my phone. 606 00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:02,354 Never! Ever! 607 00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:04,923 I feel naked! 608 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,792 It's fine. 609 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,164 That's on you. 610 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,900 Anyway, you could put your clothes back on so we can get back on the road? 611 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:19,105 Okay. Let's just. Let's just go. - Even looking at you. I don't know. 612 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,009 That's it. I'm driving. 613 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,710 Naked? 614 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:29,215 ♪ Motherfucker got fucked up cause he got in the way ♪ 615 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,126 All right, I get it, okay? I'm the bad guy on this one. I'm sorry. 616 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:48,334 What, everybody's perfect? Is that it? Nobody's fucked up accidentally? 617 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:51,037 I should have never come on this ridiculous excursion. 618 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,073 Well, you didn't have to, okay? No one did. 619 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,341 It's a suicide mission. 620 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:57,909 Yeah, probably. 621 00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,946 Can you guys give the kid a break, okay? Takes a lot of sack to be this vulnerable. 622 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,549 Thank you. 623 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:07,253 Okay, so, what, Jeremy? You imagine you and Samantha 624 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:11,257 being like one of those creepy evangelical couples that get married when they're 22? 625 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,259 No, Evie, not the way you're describing it. 626 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,594 What's your body count, dude? 627 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,230 Ew, what? - Gross. 628 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,233 Mine's zero. Does that make everyone feel more comfortable? 629 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,035 Not really. 630 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:26,105 Look, I do worry about you going into a marriage where both parties 631 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:29,475 have such a limited range of sexual experiences. 632 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,111 Come on, have some fucking faith, all right? My parents 633 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:34,713 got married right after college. They're still together. 634 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:35,947 Are they even happy? 635 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,016 I don't think mine are either. 636 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,786 Yeah, well, my dad cheated on my mom with their couples therapist. 637 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,921 Is that allowed? 638 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:47,593 I'm sorry. That really sucks. 639 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:51,163 Love doesn't last. It's just like any other feeling. 640 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,166 Nihil aeternum est. 641 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:57,469 I don't know what that means. 642 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:58,737 It's Latin. 643 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:00,506 It means nothing lasts forever. 644 00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,875 Aparna! 645 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,747 Dude! 646 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,949 Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know what just happened. 647 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,784 Uh, you just crashed the car. 648 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,920 Well, no, I don't know. I mean, it's technically 649 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,089 not a crash if you didn't hit anything, right? 650 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:20,659 I never space out like that. I have high-performing hyper-focus ADD. 651 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:21,627 What do they got you on? 652 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,330 Strattera? 653 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,931 Oh, you should think about adding Ritalin to the mix. Yeah, I can hook you up. 654 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:26,932 I got Wellbutrin. 655 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:28,066 Yeah, I'm on Wellbutrin. 656 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,935 For anxiety or depression? 657 00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:31,303 I don't know. I think maybe both? 658 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,905 Wait, so Evie, are you depressed? 659 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,774 Literally everyone is depressed. 660 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:42,814 Maybe I'm the worst driver. 661 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,017 Uh, fuck yes, you are. Time for a switch. 662 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,225 Go for Walsh. 663 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,994 Okay, we lost them. But I'm gonna ping you on their last coordinates. 664 00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:31,963 It looks like a river or a bridge, I don't know. 665 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,799 You think they jumped? 666 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:37,336 No. I don't know. Just get there. Get your ass there now. 667 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:38,637 Copy that. 668 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,453 Holy shit. You guys see that? 669 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:55,854 What? 670 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:58,023 63 miles to Chapel Hill. That's like less than an hour. 671 00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,258 Oh shit. 672 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,092 A lot less, the way you're driving. 673 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,634 Uh, I could use a bathroom break if anyone else needs to stop. 674 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,678 Shouldn't we tell Jeremy about the photo? 675 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:21,880 No, I don't think it would help. 676 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,815 But yeah, maybe it was just a drunken kiss. 677 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:27,486 No. No, Aparna, it's still cheating. 678 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:32,591 I mean, he would just say that he forgives her and it wouldn't be true, 679 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,327 but he would believe it for a while. 680 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,064 What about your mom? Don't you want her to forgive your dad? 681 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,135 Um, I mean, I guess if it would make her feel better. 682 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,143 You know, I like the way you do your eyes. It's subtle. 683 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,513 Thanks. 684 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:55,213 Yeah. 685 00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:57,082 Will you do mine? 686 00:36:59,017 --> 00:36:59,785 Okay. - Okay. 687 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:00,218 Here. 688 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,187 Look down. 689 00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:10,996 A lot going on with this kid, huh? He contains multitudes. 690 00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:17,769 Kind of reminds me of myself actually. He's idealistic, complex, sensitive. 691 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:25,210 A real romantic. He's probably going to see his girlfriend. And I get that. 692 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:31,249 That's it! You figured it out! He's going to her! 693 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:38,023 Hey Patty! Could you call down to our idiot guidance counselor 694 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:40,659 and find out where Samantha Pierce is going to college? 695 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,961 No, no, no, scratch that. I'm probably way off. 696 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,797 I mean, they've never even driven on the interstate. 697 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,266 They're probably just at Bojangles eating some Bo-Berry biscuits. 698 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,136 Should we order food? 699 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:01,980 Walsh. 700 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:02,881 They're headed to Chapel Hill. 701 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,516 For love. 702 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,185 Yeah, and you know what? This has gone on far enough. 703 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,021 So I am calling the local police and they will be waiting for them. 704 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,990 Negative. You gotta give me this one. 705 00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:14,893 News flash, we're all gonna be in trouble here. Do you understand? 706 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,162 You call the cops, you lose control of the narrative. 707 00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:19,030 So what's in it for you? 708 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,900 It's a long shot, but might get me back on the force. 709 00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:26,905 Oh. He is not getting back on the force. Give me a break. 710 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,241 I can't believe I'm asking you, but what do you think? Tell me the truth. 711 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,312 I think we're asking the wrong question. 712 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:39,651 I think the right question is, what are we doing to these kids? 713 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:44,189 I mean, so much of school is no. Don't do that. Learn math. Think about your future. 714 00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:46,191 But don't dream too big. Don't become a writer. 715 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,793 You're bad at it. You'll be poor. It's not gonna work out. 716 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,365 Are we the adults in the room? Yeah. 717 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,801 But should we forget what it was like to be young and reckless? 718 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:01,473 I don't think we should. I think this is our chance to say yes. 719 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,445 I say we call off the heat. Let the kid shoot his shot. 720 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:13,585 All right, fine. Okay, call your girl. Make sure she knows 721 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,822 this operation is off the books and bring 'em home. 722 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,857 Roger that. You will not regret this. 723 00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:30,802 Yeah, I don't know how we got on this road. 724 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,271 I don't even think this road's on this map. 725 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,873 Actually, I think we're here. 726 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:36,274 No, that's a river. 727 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,375 Well, it looks like a road. 728 00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,611 Then why is it blue? 729 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,648 Guys, we don't have time to get lost right now, okay? We gotta figure it out. 730 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,584 Have you ever tried to look at a map that's not on a screen? 731 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,586 Yeah, man, we're not cartographers. 732 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:50,789 You know, I think that, um, we might almost be out 733 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,659 of gas. I think that's what that light means, right? 734 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:55,093 How long has it been on? 735 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:56,762 A while. 736 00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,666 Fucking why the shit didn't you say something? 737 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,668 Cause fucking I didn't want to panic! 738 00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,670 Evie, we passed a gas station like two miles back! 739 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,672 Okay, well I didn't see it! I don't know! 740 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,139 How would you not see it? I don't understand. 741 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,408 Cause I was keeping my eyes on the road! 742 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:11,242 Oh my god! Watch out animal! 743 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,282 Oh shit. 744 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,859 You knocked the fucking cat's leg off. 745 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:30,261 Okay, I didn't even hit him. He looked okay. 746 00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:31,863 Except his fucking leg is gone! 747 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,099 Maybe it was just a three-legged cat, I don't know. 748 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,834 There he is. He's in the tree. 749 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,303 We need to call animal control or the fire department. 750 00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,371 Fuck no. They put 'em in a cell, okay? 751 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:41,372 I got this. 752 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:45,611 Oh, I can't watch. Please. 753 00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:47,378 Yoshi! - Dude, dude. Don't fall. 754 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,114 Yeah, I'm fine, okay? 755 00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:51,149 I feel like there has to be a better way to do this. 756 00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:52,951 Be careful, okay? 757 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,385 Yeah, I'm good. I'm just gonna shimmy out. 758 00:40:55,921 --> 00:41:00,992 Hey. Little guy. You're okay. Hey, I'm coming to get you. 759 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:04,696 What are you doing? 760 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,397 Filming you, dude. It's a fucking awesome shot. 761 00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:08,399 Uh, how do I look? I look good? 762 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,236 Yeah, dude. Looking good. 763 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,474 Oh my god. 764 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,475 Are you okay? 765 00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:18,910 I don't know. 766 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:21,346 Hey! 767 00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:22,147 Oh, you did it! 768 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:23,481 I saved you! 769 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,684 Man. - Hey. 770 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,352 You have no idea how good of a shot that was. 771 00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:29,354 Yeah. - Sick. 772 00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:30,455 Cool. 773 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:39,531 Hey, you alright? I'm gonna love you right up. 774 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,468 Hey, can we all agree that he's mine? I really need this. 775 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:45,937 What are you gonna name him? 776 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:46,705 Tripod. 777 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:50,408 Yeah, cause of the three legs? 778 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,011 Yeah, no, everyone gets it. 779 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,447 All right, Evie. Looks like we're going for a walk. 780 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,486 That's awesome. 781 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:06,725 Hey, we're only going to the gas station, man! 782 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:14,299 Hey, seriously, I am, I'm sorry about that whole gas gauge thing. 783 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,603 Everything's going wrong. 784 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,304 Yeah, well, you don't really have to go through with this. 785 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,275 Are you just saying that or is that what you think? 786 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,877 I mean, just tell me what the fuck you think 787 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,913 because I'm sick of like... - Strategically or personally? 788 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,048 What? Both. 789 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,019 Well, strategically, I really think you should go home. 790 00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:38,757 Like don't call her, don't text her, don't Snapchat her, like just go silent. 791 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,595 Cause she broke up with you. You know that, right? 792 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,436 Well, that's... that's unclear. 793 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,941 Okay, well what if you don't get in next year? 794 00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:58,677 If I don't get in? I have a 3.8 GPA. 795 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,314 Okay, I won best short film in the state media fair last year. 796 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,817 And one of the Safdie brothers watched it, you know? 797 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,820 Or at least I think he did. 798 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,489 What's your big plan, cool guy? Huh? 799 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,292 Um, applying to the School of Visual Arts. 800 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:16,594 Oh, in New York? 801 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:17,696 Yeah. 802 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:22,267 And I'm also applying to a bunch of safeties that suck. 803 00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:25,070 Safeties that suck? No, no, no, you have to go to New York. 804 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:26,604 Are you kidding me? 805 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:32,277 You could go to fucking Soho to see where they shot After Hours and Basquiat. 806 00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,180 And Times Square, even though it's super fucking touristy, 807 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,949 they have all the places where they shot Taxi Driver. 808 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,986 And Wall Street for The Wolf of Wall Street. 809 00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:43,054 And the Royal Tenenbaums house, you know? You 810 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,656 know what I'm talking about? The big old house. 811 00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:47,225 The big old house. - You've been to all of those places? 812 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:51,129 No, I've never been to New York, but... 813 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:53,498 I don't know, I mean I could fucking, I could visit you. I could. 814 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,301 Okay. 815 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,603 And I mean I would actually. I would visit you because... 816 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:01,139 Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU. And I could go to his office hours. 817 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,341 Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU? 818 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:06,577 Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe he's not there 819 00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:09,347 every semester, but he's for sure around, 820 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:11,582 like, in New York. - Jeremy, you apply there, right? 821 00:44:15,921 --> 00:44:19,657 You want to be a filmmaker, you don't think maybe like you should apply to some schools 822 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:20,892 that have film schools? - Look, you don't have to go to film school 823 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,093 to be a filmmaker anyway. 824 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:23,494 You are so fucking frustrating! 825 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:24,662 It's complicated! There's a car. There's a car. 826 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,664 Stop! No! 827 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:27,432 Please! 828 00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:33,438 Yes! 829 00:44:33,538 --> 00:44:34,339 Thank you! Thank you! 830 00:44:35,941 --> 00:44:37,442 Y'all alright? 831 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:43,715 Hey, should I be worried that my new cat's sleeping all day? 832 00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:46,885 Dude, it's a cat. That's what they do. 833 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:48,686 Yeah, I just hope it doesn't have mono or something. 834 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:50,922 What? He doesn't have mono. 835 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:55,193 You know, that's a really cool necklace. It looks pretty in the light. 836 00:44:56,394 --> 00:44:57,395 Yeah, thanks. 837 00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:00,198 Is that drugs? 838 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:02,400 Yeah. 839 00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:06,772 What the fuck? You said you didn't have anything. You fucking lied! 840 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:08,573 It was a lie of omission. 841 00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:10,475 Not when you say it! 842 00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:13,144 Can you just be cool? Okay, you used to be so fucking cool. 843 00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:15,213 You used to be so fucking smart. 844 00:45:19,017 --> 00:45:20,685 Oh, look at you. 845 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,122 Sorry about the temperature. We gotta keep it cool for the furs. 846 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:26,157 But you stay bundled up like that, you gonna be nice and toasty. 847 00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:27,926 Hey, honeys. - Look at that. 848 00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,494 Don't he look like a young Joe Namath in that beaver? 849 00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:31,629 Yes, he does. 850 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,631 And trust me, Joe knew beaver. 851 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,434 Mmhmm. The chinchilla looks fab. 852 00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:37,803 Hey! - Sure does. 853 00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,438 We also have a matching bra and panty set. 854 00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,573 And it's a live stick of dynamite in the bedroom, trust me. 855 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:43,608 She ain't lying about that. 856 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:44,409 No I ain't. 857 00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:46,244 I promise you. 858 00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:48,179 Well, we're letting the cool air out, so we're gonna boogie. 859 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:48,814 Let's go. 860 00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:49,680 Alright. 861 00:45:49,781 --> 00:45:50,882 Give her a tug, sweetie. 862 00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:52,884 Attagirl. 863 00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,759 Well, this is how we die. I'm sorry. 864 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,671 What? 865 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:17,542 Well, it's weird, like we've known each other 866 00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:20,378 basically our whole lives. I mean, at least tangentially. 867 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:21,612 Yeah. 868 00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:24,215 Yeah. 869 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:29,554 You know, I remember when we were in sixth grade, you did a presentation on Norway. 870 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:36,394 And you showed all these pictures of seals. And brought in like a stuffed fur seal. 871 00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:40,231 And the whole thing was just about seals. It had nothing to do with Norway. 872 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,568 You know, I remember you puked on your desk and then 873 00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:46,237 you made all the kids around you puke too. You remember that one? 874 00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:48,306 Yeah, I do. 875 00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:50,208 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. That was one of the worst days of my life. 876 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,544 I remember you gave me a Valentine on Valentine's Day. 877 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,747 Yeah, I gave one to literally everybody. My mom made me. 878 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:01,652 You thought that was just for you? 879 00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:02,653 Oh my... 880 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,555 I don't know, you know... 881 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:07,225 You thought that I had a crush on you when we were eleven? 882 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,195 I was just confused because you basically never talked to me and then suddenly... 883 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,230 Okay, well you never talked to me either. 884 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,599 Well, that's because you were way more popular. There's a pecking order. 885 00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:17,402 Okay, well, you had a glow up, so... 886 00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,038 Well, so did you. Not that you needed one, you know. 887 00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:24,009 Oh shit! 888 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,277 Are you okay? 889 00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:28,479 Yeah. 890 00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:31,682 Y'all okay? This road's a little twisty. 891 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:34,719 Yeah. Yeah, man. We're all good. 892 00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:37,122 Hot damn, the furs are working! 893 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:38,123 Okay. 894 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:45,230 Um, do you mind if I ask you a question that might sound a little bit mean? 895 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,233 Yeah, sure. That sounds awesome, man. 896 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,970 Don't you think that maybe you're just 897 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:55,006 a little too young to be so serious about Samantha? 898 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,042 No. 899 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,277 But obviously you do. 900 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,380 I don't know, I just think there's like a 901 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,083 difference between love love and teenage love. 902 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:07,085 It's like a coming of age thing. 903 00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:08,987 It happens to everybody. 904 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,755 So if it's happened to you, how can you just write it off? 905 00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:12,823 Well, I was like fifteen. 906 00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:15,826 You know, he did cheat on me, also, so... 907 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:17,828 I'm sorry. 908 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:23,301 It's okay. People let each other down all the time, so. 909 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,403 Aren't you just saying that because your dad is 910 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,172 cheating on your mom with the couples therapist? 911 00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:31,876 Everyone lets each other down. 912 00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,045 Evie, uh... 913 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,849 That seems like an exhausting way to live. 914 00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:44,222 You know what I want? 915 00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:49,927 Just once, I just want someone to surprise me. 916 00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:11,882 What I tell you? Fur is one hell of an aphrodisiac. 917 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:13,351 Nature's Viagra. 918 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,319 Yep. 919 00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:15,786 Come on down, sweetheart. 920 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:16,787 Come on. 921 00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:17,788 Careful! - Grab my hand. 922 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,057 Come on, I'll help you out. 923 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:19,657 There you go! - Thanks. 924 00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:21,326 Be careful. 925 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:22,127 There you go. 926 00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,363 Well, thanks so much for everything. 927 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:26,564 Whoa, whoa. 928 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:27,432 Son. 929 00:49:28,766 --> 00:49:30,168 This coat was made for you. 930 00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,370 I will say, it is pretty sick, man. 931 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,671 How much is it actually? 932 00:49:33,771 --> 00:49:36,407 Twelve hundred. But I could do eleven for you. 933 00:49:36,507 --> 00:49:38,343 You know, I got like maybe ninety bucks in my Venmo. 934 00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:41,479 Well, we do have faux fur. Every bit as good as the real deal. 935 00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:46,351 That song 'Perfect' by Ed Sheeran was playing and 936 00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:48,586 you were hanging with some assholes from 937 00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:51,222 orchestra or whatever and I'd asked you to dance. 938 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,123 Yeah, you laughed at me. 939 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,925 I have no memory of that. 940 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,595 It's whatever. 941 00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,864 So I went into the bathroom to hide until the song was over and... 942 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:05,736 Wes Bird and fucking Jamie Weeda looked over the stall divider thing 943 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:09,006 and saw me and went outside and told everyone I was basically taking a shit. 944 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:12,810 I wasn't taking a shit. 945 00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:14,845 It doesn't matter if you were. 946 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,382 On God, I wasn't taking a shit. 947 00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:18,849 Okay, okay. Fine. 948 00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:20,017 I was crying. 949 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,054 I'm really sorry. 950 00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:25,423 It's okay, yeah. 951 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:30,228 Who gives a crap about a seventh grade dance anyway, you know? 952 00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:31,962 I literally almost never think about it. 953 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,234 Wait, is that why you quit the science club? 954 00:50:36,334 --> 00:50:37,468 Wow. 955 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:44,109 No, Aparna, I didn't quit science club 'cause you wouldn't dance with me. 956 00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:45,610 Well, I mean, you quit everything. 957 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:46,977 Yeah, I'm a pretty good quitter. 958 00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:49,514 Orchestra. 959 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:52,650 Competitive Minecraft. 960 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:53,618 Yeah. 961 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:54,719 Coding club. 962 00:50:56,587 --> 00:50:58,556 I mean, it's like you just fucking disappeared. 963 00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:02,093 Yeah, well, my mom died. 964 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,195 What? 965 00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:10,034 Oh my god. I remember your mom. 966 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,902 Yeah, well, she's dead. 967 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,204 I didn't know that. 968 00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:17,475 Why didn't I know that? 969 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,044 Most eighth graders don't really read obituaries. 970 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:27,985 I remember she used to make those ginger cookies. 971 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:31,522 You know, for the snacks after the math meets. They were really good. 972 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:33,791 Yeah, they were. 973 00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:39,297 This is hers. 974 00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:42,800 It's a medical ID. 975 00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:46,771 That's why it's giving feminine. 976 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,541 I'm really sorry about your mom. 977 00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:52,643 It's fine. I'm not hung up on it. 978 00:51:54,044 --> 00:51:55,980 I'm still smart, by the way. 979 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,049 I just don't really give a fuck about anything. 980 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,055 Okay. 981 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,327 You know what, I think I actually might like this coat better than the last one. 982 00:52:09,427 --> 00:52:10,328 Really? 983 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:11,796 Yeah. 984 00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:12,830 You're not messing with me? 985 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,166 No, man. I think you look good. 986 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,034 And you'd never know it was fake. 987 00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:20,771 I feel like I definitely want people to think it's fake. 988 00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,340 Yeah, that's actually a good point. That's true. 989 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:22,907 It's fur! 990 00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:25,142 Oh boy. - I'm just happy we're 991 00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:26,844 fucking not dead. - Hey. 992 00:52:27,412 --> 00:52:28,546 Gas cans are never a good sign. 993 00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:29,914 Do you guys need a ride? 994 00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:33,218 Yeah. - Yes. 995 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:33,984 Yes, we do. - Yes, actually. 996 00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,386 Get in. 997 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,855 You will not believe the last car we were in. 998 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:49,334 He's a therapy dog. 999 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:52,503 No way. Lo, that is sick. 1000 00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,004 Yeah, I know. 1001 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:56,106 I mean, just look at him. 1002 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,710 Hi buddy. 1003 00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:05,483 Your boyfriend is cute. 1004 00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:08,118 Oh, no, no. He's not my boyfriend. 1005 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:20,631 Bye! 1006 00:53:20,731 --> 00:53:21,732 Hey, bye! 1007 00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:26,237 Goddamn, that girl is hot as fuck. 1008 00:53:28,105 --> 00:53:29,374 Seriously? You guys good? 1009 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:30,975 You're awesome. 1010 00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:32,109 Get wherever you're going safely, alright? - Stay, baby! 1011 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:32,977 Thanks, man. - Bye! 1012 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:40,485 I got two questions. Where did you get this coat and who's that girl? 1013 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:42,820 I like your cat. 1014 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,788 Thanks, dude. 1015 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,155 I like your dog. 1016 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,592 This is Gus. 1017 00:53:47,692 --> 00:53:49,059 Just did a visit at the children's hospital. 1018 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,060 Nice. 1019 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,330 Thanks. 1020 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:53,731 I know it looks like he could eat a child, but he's a gentle giant. 1021 00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:56,601 Wait, are you in med school? 1022 00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:57,502 Next year. 1023 00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:58,269 Oh. 1024 00:53:58,369 --> 00:53:59,570 Next year. - Nice. 1025 00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,572 Yeah. Save some lives and shit, you know. 1026 00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:02,940 Yeah, yeah. 1027 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,075 Totally. I want to save the world. 1028 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:06,076 Good. 1029 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,177 Good. Somebody has to. 1030 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:09,079 What's up, what's up? 1031 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:09,914 Hey. - Hey! 1032 00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:10,515 Nice ride. 1033 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:11,849 Thanks. 1034 00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,684 It's a hybrid, but I'm sure my carbon 1035 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:15,553 footprint is still in asshole territory, so. 1036 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:20,691 Um, yeah, what's the EPA MPGe rating on this? 1037 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:21,592 Seventy-three. 1038 00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:23,093 Oh. 1039 00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:24,094 You know your shit. 1040 00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,096 Yeah. I'm Lo. 1041 00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:28,032 Yeah, um, I'm Aparna. 1042 00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,133 Nice to meet you. 1043 00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:30,034 Nice to meet you. 1044 00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:34,705 Um, that was Tripod in there. 1045 00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:35,606 Oh yeah, that's my cat. 1046 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:36,206 He's cute. 1047 00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:37,141 Thanks. Yeah, he's mine. 1048 00:54:37,241 --> 00:54:38,909 I'm Yoshi, by the way. 1049 00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:39,944 Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you. 1050 00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:40,978 How you doing? 1051 00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:42,112 Anyways, I gotta go. 1052 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:43,113 Yeah. 1053 00:54:43,213 --> 00:54:44,114 See you later. 1054 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:44,849 Ciao. - Ciao! 1055 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:45,650 Ciao. 1056 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:46,751 Peace. 1057 00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:52,957 Why are you cockblocking me? 1058 00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,597 I know this is a big ask. 1059 00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,767 That is not lost on me. 1060 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,301 I appreciate you. 1061 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,573 Hello? 1062 00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:12,009 Hey Principal Fisher, I got a bit of a development here. 1063 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:14,144 Yeah? 1064 00:55:14,244 --> 00:55:17,748 I got into a tiny fender bender. 1065 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:18,749 What? 1066 00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:20,851 Oh my god. How bad? 1067 00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:24,822 Mmm, hard to say. 1068 00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:27,224 Definitely some dings, some cosmetic stuff. 1069 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,727 Ugh, this is so annoying. 1070 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,029 But the good news is, it was a single car accident. 1071 00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,464 So that's great. 1072 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:36,300 Yeah, yeah. My car. My car's the car. 1073 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:39,069 Yeah, yes. Yeah, that's true. You got, you nailed that one. 1074 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:42,172 Um, but don't worry though, my ex-partner's hauling ass in their direction. 1075 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,541 Okay, I gotta hang up now. 1076 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,042 Okay, but the glass is half full here. 1077 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:47,277 What's the latest? 1078 00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:53,183 You. 1079 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:54,284 Walk out. 1080 00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:55,820 Now. Go. 1081 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,423 And don't say a fucking word. 1082 00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:00,357 Wash your hands when you get home. 1083 00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:02,793 Are you finished? 1084 00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:03,828 Almost. 1085 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:06,597 Come on. 1086 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:08,198 Okay, I'm done. 1087 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,049 What? 1088 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:27,084 What? 1089 00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:30,087 Oh, I thought you said something. 1090 00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,089 No. 1091 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,497 There are surfers trying to find hundred foot 1092 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,065 waves to surf, but they can never find them. 1093 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,936 But they keep looking and like, do they know on some level 1094 00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:47,872 that this giant monster wave is probably how they die? 1095 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:53,343 Like they're looking for the wave that kills them. 1096 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,614 Fuck. 1097 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,184 That's some like Moby Dick shit there, you know. 1098 00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,353 Um, dude, are you alright? 1099 00:57:05,189 --> 00:57:07,558 Yeah. Yeah, no. I'm just on mushrooms. 1100 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,161 Oh my god, dude! You said you didn't have any drugs in the car. 1101 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,664 He also has marijuana. 1102 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,933 Oh my god, this fucking narc, you know? She 1103 00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,668 used to be so cool. We don't know what happened. 1104 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,537 Okay, how long do shrooms last? 1105 00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:23,173 I don't know, man. I timed them wrong. 1106 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,409 Obviously they were supposed to hit when we got to campus, so. 1107 00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:29,279 Hey, at least I'm not driving. 1108 00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:31,582 Dude! You are driving! 1109 00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:35,953 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 1110 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,422 No, seriously man, you are driving the car. 1111 00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:43,460 Are you messing with me? 1112 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,763 No! Are you messing with me? 1113 00:57:47,397 --> 00:57:48,398 Yeah, dude. 1114 00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:53,871 Okay, but you don't have any more drugs in the car? 1115 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,575 No, man. I did them all. 1116 00:57:58,342 --> 00:57:59,877 Pull the fuck over, Yoshi! 1117 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:00,978 Yeah, okay. Good idea. 1118 00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:03,347 Take the next right. 1119 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:13,457 Hey, how many times have I been like, 'Dude, are there drugs in this car?' 1120 00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:17,628 Probably many. I don't know what you want me to say, okay? It's for work. 1121 00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:19,564 Work? 1122 00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:21,431 Wait, look. Chapel Hill, 27 miles. 1123 00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,167 Oh shit! 1124 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,334 Yes! Finally! 1125 00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:26,436 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1126 00:58:27,037 --> 00:58:28,338 Oh my god, you're joking. - Oh... 1127 00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:29,506 Fuck. 1128 00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:30,575 Wait. We didn't learn this. 1129 00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:31,341 Where do I go? - Stay cool. 1130 00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:32,342 Where do I go? 1131 00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:34,011 What do I do? I don't know! 1132 00:58:34,111 --> 00:58:34,612 Just fucking pull over to the side of the road! 1133 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:35,512 You gotta pull over. 1134 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:37,181 Dude, stop moving the vehicle. 1135 00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:38,949 Okay. I'm pulling over. 1136 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:39,950 I just farted. 1137 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,485 What? 1138 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,520 Seriously? - I fart when I'm nervous, okay? 1139 00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:44,488 Why though? 1140 00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:53,564 Oh my god. 1141 00:58:58,736 --> 00:59:00,204 This could be alright, she looks nice. 1142 00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:04,609 Hey. 1143 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:05,943 You know how fast you were going? 1144 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,045 I was probably going a little over, I'm sorry. 1145 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:08,579 Eighty-four. 1146 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,250 You in a hurry? 1147 00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:16,887 Oh, we um, we have an injured cat back here. 1148 00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:18,956 Yeah, we're just trying to get him to a vet. 1149 00:59:19,156 --> 00:59:20,157 Yeah, he lost his leg. 1150 00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:22,492 Yeah, but goddammit, he's a fighter. 1151 00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:23,594 How about we cut that shit? 1152 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:25,529 Give me your IDs. 1153 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:27,331 All of you. 1154 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:29,800 ID? 1155 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,301 Um, okay. Just one second. 1156 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,637 What kind of ID? 1157 00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:33,771 What's considered... - Don't ask. 1158 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:34,972 Come on. 1159 00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:36,506 Just give it to her. 1160 00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:38,442 Here's ID, yeah. 1161 00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:44,248 Sit tight. 1162 00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,183 Thank you for your service. 1163 00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:48,318 We only say that to military people. She's not... 1164 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,553 Fucked, guys. 1165 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,023 I got 'em. 1166 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,093 Those little fuckers must be freaking out. 1167 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,863 Hell yeah. 1168 00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:01,799 You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to shit all over yourself. 1169 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,500 I miss it. This is the good stuff. 1170 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,601 I'm just pretending to run the info. 1171 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:09,439 Which is a high school ID. 1172 01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,041 A bus pass. 1173 01:00:11,141 --> 01:00:13,610 A Planet Fitness membership card. 1174 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,580 And a Panda Express punch card. 1175 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,216 We're fucked. 1176 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:19,984 It's over. 1177 01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:21,218 Go. 1178 01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,286 What? 1179 01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:23,654 Dude... - We gotta go. 1180 01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:24,554 No! - Okay, I still have drugs in the car. 1181 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:25,289 What? - What? 1182 01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:27,057 Yes! I know! I'm sorry! 1183 01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:28,125 What the fuck are you talking about? - Okay? 1184 01:00:28,225 --> 01:00:29,159 I asked you like a thousand times 1185 01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:30,527 Are you fucking kidding me, Yoshi? 1186 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,461 Oh my god! - It's my job, okay? I, seriously... 1187 01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:32,830 No, no! Don't go. 1188 01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:33,898 Okay, Evie? I think we gotta go. 1189 01:00:33,998 --> 01:00:34,865 No. 1190 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:35,933 We gotta go. Come on, we gotta 1191 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:40,004 Ah, you little bitch-ass mother... 1192 01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:40,671 Fuck! 1193 01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:44,608 You tiny bitch. 1194 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:47,277 Oh my god. - What happened? 1195 01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:49,013 Are you kidding me? 1196 01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:50,781 Go, go, go! Keep going. 1197 01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:52,316 Okay, I really, I don't like this at all. 1198 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:53,951 Oh, it's on now! 1199 01:00:55,352 --> 01:00:58,956 Shit, I forgot my Panda Express card. I was one punch away from some free rangoons 1200 01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:00,758 Can we go back? 1201 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:02,960 No! - No, go, go, go! Keep going. 1202 01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:08,032 Okay, okay, okay, what do I do here? There's an RV. 1203 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,033 You gotta go around this guy. 1204 01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:10,434 No, I know, I know, I know. 1205 01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:12,036 Yes, shit, you gotta go around this guy. Shit! 1206 01:01:12,136 --> 01:01:13,037 Watch out, watch out! 1207 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,506 Holy shit. 1208 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:17,641 Oh my god, oh my god. That was not okay. That was not okay. 1209 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,044 That was awesome. 1210 01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:21,111 Alright, everyone hold on. 1211 01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:22,379 Oh fuck! 1212 01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,681 Pass! Pass! Pass! 1213 01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:26,616 No, no, no, don't go. There's too many cars. There's too many cars. 1214 01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,986 Look, at this point really it's just about not being afraid to die. 1215 01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:30,087 I'm afraid to die! 1216 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,088 Me too! 1217 01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,127 This is crazy! We're still being chased. Let's go! 1218 01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:38,896 I didn't think we make it. 1219 01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:40,430 Like, I've made peace with it. Fuck! 1220 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:41,365 Evie! 1221 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:42,266 Okay, everyone hold on! 1222 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:45,669 ♪ Think of all the good times that we've had. ♪ 1223 01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:09,794 Thank God. 1224 01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:11,962 Oh my god 1225 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:14,198 Fuck, Evie! They should straight up just give you your license for that. 1226 01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:16,433 Wow. 1227 01:02:16,533 --> 01:02:18,068 I will shoot your dick and balls! 1228 01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:18,568 What the fuck? 1229 01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:21,671 Fuck you, Paul! 1230 01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:25,142 No, fuck you, Terry! You think you can rob me? 1231 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:27,644 I am collecting a debt, motherfucker! 1232 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,079 Wait, what's going on? 1233 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:30,380 You think marijuana just grows on trees? 1234 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,249 It does grow on trees! 1235 01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:34,484 Wait, they have fucking guns. They have fucking guns. 1236 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,120 Oh my god. Oh my god, I've never seen a fucking gun before. 1237 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,754 I will shoot you, Terry! 1238 01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,957 Not if I shoot you first! 1239 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,961 Oh god! What the fuck is, what is 1240 01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:45,762 He's coming in the car! 1241 01:02:47,231 --> 01:02:47,998 Okay! Okay, okay, okay! 1242 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:48,966 Drive! 1243 01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,000 What? No! - Drive the car! 1244 01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:52,202 Wait, you walked to a robbery? 1245 01:02:52,302 --> 01:02:55,305 You trying to get shot in the asshole, son? Cause 1246 01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:57,641 today is the day that I'm shooting assholes off. 1247 01:02:57,741 --> 01:02:59,143 Now drive the fucking car! 1248 01:02:59,243 --> 01:02:59,743 Okay! Okay! Okay! 1249 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:01,645 Fuck? 1250 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,516 God, fuck, we're going to jail. We're going to go to fucking jail. 1251 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,386 Y'all ain't going to jail. It's me who's going to jail! 1252 01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:11,355 Who the fuck are you? 1253 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,456 I'm Terry. 1254 01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:15,893 Freeze! Everybody step out of the vehicle. 1255 01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:18,162 Put your hands in the air. Come on. 1256 01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:20,564 Hands in the air! Now move to the front of the car. 1257 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:21,765 Put your hands on the hood. 1258 01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:23,700 Fuck that. 1259 01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:27,471 Hey! Big boy! Hey! Hey! Hey, come back! 1260 01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:28,638 No! 1261 01:03:28,906 --> 01:03:30,640 Fuck. Goddammit! 1262 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:32,843 Come on. 1263 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,345 Okay, I know this looks bad. 1264 01:03:35,445 --> 01:03:39,549 Hell yeah. You stole a driver's education car and you fled from the state police. 1265 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:45,655 Yeah, and I get that. This is a driver's ed car that we borrowed without permission. 1266 01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:49,026 But we're trying to drive to Chapel Hill so that 1267 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:51,661 he can save his relationship with his girlfriend. 1268 01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:52,829 Dumbass. 1269 01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:57,201 Look, when you pulled us over, we panicked, okay? 1270 01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:01,038 But that guy, he just robbed this hot dog shack. 1271 01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:02,339 What? 1272 01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,342 He is running down the road and he is armed and 1273 01:04:05,442 --> 01:04:07,777 dangerous and he says he's shooting assholes off. 1274 01:04:08,812 --> 01:04:10,114 Whatever that means. 1275 01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:13,817 This is the luckiest day of your goddamn life. 1276 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:27,597 What do you mean pursuit? 1277 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,266 Just what I said. She's pursuing an armed felon. 1278 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:30,267 Yes. 1279 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:31,868 No! 1280 01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:34,071 Oh come on. There's gotta be some part of you 1281 01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:36,173 that's rooting for these kids, right? Little bit? 1282 01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,909 No. Not even a little. Absolutely not. 1283 01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:57,928 We made it guys. I mean, we're here. 1284 01:04:58,028 --> 01:05:00,164 Dude, I know. I feel like giddy. 1285 01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:01,798 I know, me too. - I know! 1286 01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:03,867 God damn, we're not in Kansas anymore. 1287 01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,871 We are in the Emerald City. 1288 01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,275 Look at these douchebags. 1289 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,577 What are they doing? 1290 01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:16,513 Why would Sam hang around guys like this? 1291 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:17,847 Thanks, Aparna. 1292 01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:21,318 Nah man, she dated you, you know. She must be into 1293 01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,988 like skinny, physically non-threatening dudes. 1294 01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:25,355 Beta males. 1295 01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:27,691 No, no, no. This dude is not a beta, okay? 1296 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,893 Look what we did today. He's a fucking omega. 1297 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:32,596 Doesn't give a fuck. 1298 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:42,072 Hey, Dakota. Hey, yeah, I have a John McClean here to see Samantha Pierce? 1299 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,575 Uh-huh. Okay. 1300 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:46,476 Sorry, she's not here. 1301 01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:50,880 Oh, um, well could you ask where she is by any chance? 1302 01:05:51,715 --> 01:05:54,818 No. Um, creepy. 1303 01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:58,122 Oh no, I'm not, I'm not creepy. I swear, I'm not. 1304 01:05:58,222 --> 01:05:59,156 That's not me. 1305 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:00,757 Bro, you're being weird. 1306 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:04,661 No, I'm not being weird actually. I promise I'm not. 1307 01:06:04,761 --> 01:06:07,164 This is not weird. I'm... It's not what it looks like. 1308 01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:08,832 Can you please connect me to security? 1309 01:06:08,932 --> 01:06:10,934 Okay. Sorry. Thanks. Yeah. 1310 01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:12,736 Fuck. 1311 01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:17,274 Hey. 1312 01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:22,679 You know, I was actually just rethinking this. 1313 01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:25,682 I think maybe one of you guys should go up 1314 01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:28,585 and like talk to her roommate, you know, get some intel. 1315 01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:31,855 Just cause I think it's like, you know, I want to surprise 1316 01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:34,691 her. Like I think that would be way more romantic. 1317 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,026 What do you think? 1318 01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:38,962 Okay. Alright. 1319 01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:40,964 Thank you. Thanks. 1320 01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:51,975 Do you guys think I'm weird? 1321 01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:59,283 Hey. Sorry, I'm looking for Sam? 1322 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:03,920 Is this a bad time? - Bitch, please. You want some Bareass? 1323 01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:05,722 Sorry, Bareass? - Chardonnay. Come on. 1324 01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:08,792 Okay 1325 01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:21,271 So, I'm pretty sure Sam's at Sociology. Or 1326 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:24,908 maybe Zoology. I don't know, one of the ologies. 1327 01:07:25,008 --> 01:07:26,410 Here. Sit. Please. 1328 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,078 Okay. 1329 01:07:31,014 --> 01:07:32,249 Wait, don't you have her number? 1330 01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:33,983 Oh, um, my phone died. 1331 01:07:34,851 --> 01:07:36,320 You want to just call her on mine? 1332 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,888 I don't want to bother her if she's in class. 1333 01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:43,927 You coming out with us tonight? 1334 01:07:44,027 --> 01:07:46,663 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just, I mean I have to meet some 1335 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:49,733 friends first, but um... Remind me, what's the plan again? 1336 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,770 Kappa's throwing. Super hot guys, and not all of them 1337 01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:57,474 are assholes. Just don't leave your drink unattended. 1338 01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:08,818 You're an architect. 1339 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:12,055 I am? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm very intuitive. 1340 01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:19,363 But you want to be an adventurer. Something's holding you back. 1341 01:08:20,397 --> 01:08:21,064 What is it? 1342 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,066 I think it's you. 1343 01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:26,069 Well, what's gonna happen to me? 1344 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,873 I don't know. Can you do my back? 1345 01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:32,309 Sure, okay. 1346 01:08:34,411 --> 01:08:36,045 Whoo! Okay. 1347 01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:40,784 Oh, yes please. 1348 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:41,951 Some for you. 1349 01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:43,620 Muchas gracias. 1350 01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,727 You can't volley at the net. 1351 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,095 What? 1352 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:54,631 In pickleball, you can't volley within seven 1353 01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:55,999 feet of the net. It's called the kitchen. 1354 01:08:57,401 --> 01:08:59,336 Right. - Right. 1355 01:08:59,436 --> 01:09:01,104 So how did you really break your arms? 1356 01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:07,644 Okay, I'm not gonna bullshit you anymore. I crashed 1357 01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:10,180 my car into the back of a fucking ice cream truck. 1358 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,115 And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. 1359 01:09:13,683 --> 01:09:16,420 The airbag just like obliterated me. I mean, 1360 01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:19,155 there's no way that's how it's meant to work. 1361 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,090 It was like way too much force. 1362 01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:25,762 I can't let you teach Driver's Ed anymore. 1363 01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:27,931 Yeah, I get that. 1364 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,833 Can I be honest with you? 1365 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:32,536 Yeah. 1366 01:09:32,636 --> 01:09:35,672 I think my novel's a piece of shit. 1367 01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:38,608 And I really hate the main character, which is 1368 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,844 messed up cause it's like semi-autobiographical. 1369 01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:46,316 I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I think the problem is that um... 1370 01:09:50,287 --> 01:09:53,257 Uh, I'm not good at anything. 1371 01:09:53,357 --> 01:09:57,394 I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're actually really good with kids. 1372 01:09:57,494 --> 01:09:58,895 Really? You think so? 1373 01:09:58,995 --> 01:10:01,898 Yes. I mean you like them a fuck of a lot more than I do. 1374 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,934 Do you know what I mean? 1375 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,737 I do. Why do you have this job? Did you lose a bet? 1376 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:13,243 Oh my god! 1377 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:16,913 It's like sex permeates the air here, you know? 1378 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,549 You can feel it 1379 01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:24,921 By the way, I know it's weird timing, but thank you guys for, you know, coming along. 1380 01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:30,660 I don't think I uh... could have done this without you guys. 1381 01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:34,831 Alright well, you have not done it yet, so don't get too excited here. 1382 01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:39,436 Well, whatever. Up until this point, I guess. 1383 01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:41,771 That's fair. - Take the compliment. 1384 01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:46,209 Hey, you think I could talk to you for a second? 1385 01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:48,211 Yeah, sure. 1386 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,218 You know I was kidding today, right? 1387 01:10:56,553 --> 01:10:57,220 Uh, when? 1388 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:01,991 Today. 1389 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:07,764 Yoshi. Your mom died. You're in a lot of pain and it's okay. 1390 01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:11,701 I'm basically over it. 1391 01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:13,236 It's okay, you don't have to be over it. 1392 01:11:15,572 --> 01:11:16,573 I'm not. 1393 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:23,413 I know. But you also can't make that an excuse for not taking care of yourself. 1394 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,253 What if I feel like this for the rest of my life? 1395 01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:35,325 No, I don't... I don't think you will. 1396 01:11:38,261 --> 01:11:42,131 You can definitely let it go without losing her. 1397 01:11:43,567 --> 01:11:45,234 You know that, right? 1398 01:11:49,573 --> 01:11:50,574 Yeah. 1399 01:11:51,274 --> 01:11:56,245 So, like... who do you know that's dead? 1400 01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:00,283 Um, my grandmother. 1401 01:12:01,618 --> 01:12:03,520 Fucking old people, right? 1402 01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:05,288 Yeah. 1403 01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:14,297 This is nightclub level shit. 1404 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:19,302 Yo, what's good player? 1405 01:12:19,869 --> 01:12:22,305 Those two are good. Go on in. Go ahead. 1406 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,307 No, no, no, they're with us. 1407 01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:26,309 Girls only. 1408 01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,145 I got coke. 1409 01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:32,849 Yeah, we all do. Fuck off. 1410 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:36,252 No, guys, these rules seem like arbitrary. -Yeah 1411 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,456 Okay. Alright, you guys just go in. We'll figure something out. Yeah yeah! 1412 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:40,524 Are you sure? - Yeah yeah yeah 1413 01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:42,191 Totally. 1414 01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,326 Come on. They'll live. 1415 01:12:44,661 --> 01:12:45,862 Fuck that guy. 1416 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:47,397 Yeah, dude. 1417 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,966 Weird thing is I actually kind of liked him, you know? 1418 01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:54,270 Okay, we need another plan. We gotta figure this out. 1419 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,907 Get the fuck in. That's the plan, okay? Let's Santa Claus this bitch. 1420 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,577 Let's free climb up the side and jump down through the chimney. 1421 01:13:00,677 --> 01:13:01,344 Yeah. 1422 01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,914 Um, alright, is there a plan B? 1423 01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:17,661 Oh my god. - Everyone's wearing handcuffs. 1424 01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:22,566 This party is fire. Did I just sound like a total dork? 1425 01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:26,603 No, you're not a dork. You're fucking cool and you're gonna save the world. 1426 01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:28,371 You're fucking cool. 1427 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,274 Do you wanna get a drink? 1428 01:13:31,374 --> 01:13:32,542 Yeah, yeah, I actually do. 1429 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:35,945 Just stay close, okay? 1430 01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,089 Shit. 1431 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:52,395 It's a basement. 1432 01:13:54,731 --> 01:13:55,899 Oh shit. 1433 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,202 Fuck, it's locked. 1434 01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:01,805 Think you could throw me through the door? 1435 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,640 No. 1436 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:04,774 Yeah, maybe I could break it down. 1437 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:06,409 Fuck! 1438 01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:08,411 Fuck! 1439 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,415 Oh shit. 1440 01:14:20,557 --> 01:14:21,224 Alright. 1441 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:24,127 Oh, I know! 1442 01:14:25,762 --> 01:14:26,763 Yeah, for real. 1443 01:14:26,996 --> 01:14:28,397 That is so funny though. 1444 01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:31,234 Oh, shit! 1445 01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:46,650 Whoa! 1446 01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:51,154 Oh, tight lid game. - Guard your dog. 1447 01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:52,822 What? 1448 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:53,690 Guard your dog! 1449 01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:54,457 Shit! 1450 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,360 Dude. Are you okay man? 1451 01:14:57,460 --> 01:15:00,930 No, he just punched me in the dick, dude! Why did he do that? 1452 01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:02,398 I don't know, he told you to guard your dog, 1453 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:03,466 dude, and you didn't guard it. - I know! I know! 1454 01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:06,202 What a dick. 1455 01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,473 This is a sick party though, right? 1456 01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:17,313 What is wrong with you, dude? 1457 01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:18,481 Gotta dance. 1458 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:21,951 Woo! 1459 01:15:35,464 --> 01:15:37,000 I think I like girls. 1460 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:44,007 I don't know what I am or anything, but... 1461 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:47,010 Yeah, I like girls. 1462 01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:49,813 Hey, that's cool. 1463 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,819 You know, you're the only person I've ever said that to. 1464 01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:59,656 Wait. If I'm the only person, does that mean... 1465 01:16:01,024 --> 01:16:03,426 Does that mean you haven't like... you know... 1466 01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:06,195 No, I don't even know how to start. 1467 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,632 I mean, everyone knows me already and... 1468 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,968 So I feel like I just need to wait until next year to completely reinvent myself. 1469 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,169 No, no Aparna 1470 01:16:13,269 --> 01:16:15,805 Fuck waiting. 1471 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:18,942 Come on, Jeremy didn't wait. He just... he just got in the car and came here. 1472 01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:23,046 Yeah, well, Jeremy's gonna get his heart broken. 1473 01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:24,280 Yeah, I know. 1474 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:27,583 But you know, I don't really think that's the point. 1475 01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:42,866 Hey hey! 1476 01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:44,634 Thank you. 1477 01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:53,009 So what's going on with you and Evie? 1478 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,177 What? 1479 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,212 What do you mean? 1480 01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,948 "What do you mean?" 1481 01:16:59,048 --> 01:17:00,984 There's nothing going on with me and Evie. I don't know what you're talking about. 1482 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:02,318 Why not? 1483 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:06,522 Like, she's fine. She's nice, she's creative, she's smart. 1484 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,825 Dude, I came here for Samantha. 1485 01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:15,098 Maybe we don't know why we go anywhere. - 1486 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:17,834 What? 1487 01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:19,168 Oh... shit 1488 01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:20,469 What, what, what? 1489 01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:22,906 Is it your dick? 1490 01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:24,841 No, no, no, it's my butt, dude. No cap. Okay? 1491 01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:29,245 Mudslides are running straight through me. I gotta go find a bathroom. 1492 01:17:29,345 --> 01:17:31,047 Alright, good luck man. 1493 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:32,081 Guard your dog. 1494 01:17:32,181 --> 01:17:34,050 Oh! Fuck! 1495 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,819 Oh Jesus! 1496 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:37,153 You warned me, man. 1497 01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:48,832 Oh my god, you made it! 1498 01:17:48,932 --> 01:17:50,566 Hey! 1499 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,568 Um, hey, wait, where's Aparna? 1500 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,870 Oh, she went to the bathroom. 1501 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,039 Oh shit, yeah, so did Yoshi. 1502 01:17:56,139 --> 01:17:58,141 Hey, have you seen Samantha anywhere? Like... 1503 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,177 No. No, I don't even think she's here, honestly. 1504 01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:02,846 Yo, take the bottle! 1505 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:03,847 Oh! Yeah! 1506 01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:05,548 Oh, thanks man. 1507 01:18:06,649 --> 01:18:07,283 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1508 01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:08,251 Gimme your hand. 1509 01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:10,619 No, no, no, we don't want this. We're all good. 1510 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:13,622 Champagne and shackles, bro. I have to do this. 1511 01:18:15,058 --> 01:18:15,825 Enjoy. 1512 01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:33,076 Hey! 1513 01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:34,978 Hey! - It's you! 1514 01:18:35,979 --> 01:18:37,313 Uh, Aparna. 1515 01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:38,314 You're Lo, right? 1516 01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:39,315 Yes ma'am. 1517 01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:40,316 Wait, you go here? 1518 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,584 Mhm. You? 1519 01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:43,787 No, uh, no, I'm in high school. 1520 01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:47,957 But I'm 18 though, which is... that's a college age. 1521 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,894 I know, but... high school, right? For now. 1522 01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:55,164 Um, which sucks, but it's... it's whatever, also. 1523 01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:58,902 Where's... where's Gus? 1524 01:18:59,002 --> 01:19:00,203 Oh, he's just hanging out. 1525 01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:02,906 Oh my god, he's... 1526 01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:04,040 He's so cool. 1527 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:05,875 He's the life of the party right there. 1528 01:19:08,277 --> 01:19:10,746 Wait, I didn't know they let you have dogs. 1529 01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:13,149 They don't. I had to pay a $500 fine and they kicked me out of the dorm. 1530 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,583 Oh. 1531 01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:15,885 Yeah. It was against the rules. 1532 01:19:17,186 --> 01:19:19,588 Well, I mean... rules are overrated. 1533 01:19:23,559 --> 01:19:27,730 Today's actually the first day in my life that I haven't followed the rules. 1534 01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:31,767 Do you think that's sad? 1535 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,702 No. No, I think it's exciting. 1536 01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:36,239 It means anything can happen. 1537 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,374 You know? 1538 01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,243 Yeah. Yeah, totally. 1539 01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:47,951 I'll just go here. 1540 01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:49,685 Ew, no! Go to a stall! 1541 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:50,719 There's a sink right here. 1542 01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:53,156 Ew, you're so gross. 1543 01:20:04,067 --> 01:20:04,733 I like your necklace. 1544 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:06,235 Really? 1545 01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,170 You do? 1546 01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:08,704 Yeah. 1547 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:10,974 Has a very powerful energy. 1548 01:20:11,074 --> 01:20:12,541 It's very, very special. 1549 01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:13,742 Yeah. 1550 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:15,744 It is. 1551 01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:18,982 Take it. 1552 01:20:19,082 --> 01:20:21,717 No. No, I can't take your necklace. 1553 01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:23,987 It's not mine. 1554 01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:25,288 Not really, anyway. 1555 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,292 I'm serious. I don't need it anymore. 1556 01:20:38,101 --> 01:20:39,102 You're the fool. 1557 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,737 I know. I'm a fucking idiot. 1558 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:45,541 No. You're on an inspired journey of endless possibilities. 1559 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:48,011 I am? 1560 01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:48,777 Mhm. 1561 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,582 Nice. 1562 01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:55,151 One, two, three, four! 1563 01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:44,733 Oh shit. 1564 01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:47,070 Uh... 1565 01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:48,071 It's you. 1566 01:21:48,171 --> 01:21:49,172 Hey, little man. 1567 01:21:50,039 --> 01:21:51,807 They... they didn't catch you? 1568 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:55,611 Fuck no they didn't catch me. I'm quick as shit. Too fast, too furious. 1569 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,615 What... what are you doing here? 1570 01:21:59,715 --> 01:22:02,185 Making a delivery. These kids gotta get their drugs somewhere. 1571 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,787 Oh shit, dude, I'm a drug dealer too. - Oh, for real? 1572 01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:05,754 Yeah, yeah. 1573 01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:07,890 Don't fuck with my shit. 1574 01:22:08,191 --> 01:22:10,994 Guard your dog. 1575 01:22:11,094 --> 01:22:13,796 Oh, he got it. He got everything. 1576 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,202 You know, I think I'm tipsy. 1577 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,004 Yeah, I think you're drunk. 1578 01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:22,705 I didn't think we'd have this much fun. 1579 01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:26,109 Like, we should do this more often. 1580 01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:26,875 Totally. 1581 01:22:28,244 --> 01:22:29,145 Oh shit. 1582 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:29,878 What? 1583 01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:31,614 She's here. 1584 01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:33,882 Are you okay? 1585 01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:41,991 She looks really happy. 1586 01:22:48,664 --> 01:22:49,698 Right, okay, well. 1587 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,401 You look stupid. 1588 01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:53,969 I'll follow you. 1589 01:22:59,008 --> 01:22:59,675 Hey, Sam. 1590 01:23:02,445 --> 01:23:03,446 Jeremy? 1591 01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:09,718 How are you here? 1592 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:16,192 Well, I uh... I stole a driver's ed car so I could come see you. 1593 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:18,227 What? 1594 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,396 Yeah, sorry. I just felt like I couldn't wait till homecoming, you know, 1595 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:22,431 and you also said that you weren't gonna come 1596 01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:24,033 home for homecoming, so I basically just... yeah. 1597 01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:25,934 Sorry, who are you, dude? 1598 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,172 I'm her boyfriend. Who the fuck are you? 1599 01:23:29,272 --> 01:23:30,173 Bro. Chill. 1600 01:23:30,273 --> 01:23:31,440 This is Scooby. 1601 01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:32,875 'Sup. 1602 01:23:32,975 --> 01:23:33,676 Scooby... 1603 01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:35,511 I know you. 1604 01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:37,313 Oh, yeah, we had Econ last year. 1605 01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,283 You guys came together? 1606 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,951 I was in the car with him that he stole. 1607 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,923 Um... why didn't you call me? 1608 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:49,525 I wanted to surprise you. 1609 01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:52,161 Damn, bro, that's a big swing. 1610 01:23:55,398 --> 01:24:00,203 Yeah, and uh... and I also threw my phone off a bridge so I couldn't call you. 1611 01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:03,972 Anyway, it's... it's a long fucking story, a lot happened, but I'm here. 1612 01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:07,076 This is crazy, Jer. 1613 01:24:07,176 --> 01:24:13,216 Um, can we just go somewhere? Just to talk, please? Figure this out. 1614 01:24:13,316 --> 01:24:15,884 Yes. Yeah, come on. 1615 01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:17,986 Oh my god, that means we're all going. 1616 01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,723 Um, you stole a car? 1617 01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:22,091 Yeah, yeah. 1618 01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:23,025 Why are you saying it like it's normal? 1619 01:24:25,694 --> 01:24:29,232 I miss you. Alright. Sam, I know I'm not supposed to say that, but... 1620 01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:30,999 I miss you too. 1621 01:24:33,336 --> 01:24:34,002 Who's Noah? 1622 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:37,340 He's my friend? 1623 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:40,343 Kind of odd that you never mentioned him before. 1624 01:24:40,443 --> 01:24:43,312 Okay, well, I guess it never came up, Jer. I mean, 1625 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:45,748 every day there's like so much that happens here. 1626 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:47,250 I've told you that. 1627 01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:49,952 Whatever. 1628 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:54,590 Wait. You think I'm cheating on you? 1629 01:24:56,058 --> 01:24:57,526 I don't know. I don't know. 1630 01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:00,796 I wouldn't do that. 1631 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:07,270 Guys, I hate to interrupt. Um, I do have a picture of you kissing him. 1632 01:25:07,370 --> 01:25:08,837 Oh shit. - What? 1633 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:13,142 No, I don't have like the photo, but I mean, there is a photo. 1634 01:25:13,242 --> 01:25:17,012 What photo? Why didn't you say anything to me? 1635 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:20,816 I don't know, I didn't think it would've mattered, but now I'm thinking like... 1636 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:21,650 Noah's gay. 1637 01:25:23,219 --> 01:25:25,221 I have a gay cousin. 1638 01:25:26,755 --> 01:25:33,296 Oh. Sorry, I just... I didn't catch that on his Instagram, so... 1639 01:25:33,396 --> 01:25:36,799 Okay, whatever that means. Well, he's actually not 1640 01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:39,435 out to his family. And he's very anxious about it too. 1641 01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:44,607 Also, remind me how any of this has anything to do with you? 1642 01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:46,542 Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. 1643 01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:47,410 Yeah. 1644 01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:51,013 I'm not cheating on you. 1645 01:25:53,749 --> 01:25:54,817 What about this guy? 1646 01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,152 I just met him. 1647 01:25:57,253 --> 01:25:58,521 We haven't hooked up yet, dude. 1648 01:25:58,621 --> 01:26:00,456 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. We are not going to. 1649 01:26:01,357 --> 01:26:05,861 Okay? Look, it's a themed party. Everyone has a date. You have a date. 1650 01:26:05,961 --> 01:26:10,132 Next week is um... "anything but clothes". You should come through. 1651 01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:12,868 You too. 1652 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:19,107 Sam, remember uh... how much we missed each other last year 1653 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:21,610 when you and your family went on the Viking River Cruise? 1654 01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:26,615 I thought this year was just gonna be like that but longer. But it's not. 1655 01:26:28,451 --> 01:26:29,885 I know. 1656 01:26:29,985 --> 01:26:31,620 Facts. My high school girlfriend and I stayed 1657 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,622 together too cause we were in love and shit. 1658 01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:37,526 But I was here and she was at Vanderbilt. 1659 01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:41,430 And it was so hard, dude. Because you want to go out 1660 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:44,900 and meet people and make friends and get fucked up. 1661 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,304 You got this person that you love, that was your fucking world. 1662 01:26:48,404 --> 01:26:50,639 All of a sudden she's just not there. 1663 01:26:50,739 --> 01:26:53,876 And it's confusing, dog. And you miss her and you're 1664 01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:56,812 wondering like, what is she doing right now? You know? 1665 01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,981 But that is how it gets twisted. 1666 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:03,151 Thanksgiving is a bloodbath. Everyone breaks up at Thanksgiving. 1667 01:27:09,091 --> 01:27:09,525 I'ma let you cook. 1668 01:27:14,497 --> 01:27:18,166 Um, Sam, I'm... I'm gonna go to NYU. 1669 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:23,272 Okay. 1670 01:27:24,172 --> 01:27:29,412 I mean, you know, who knows if I'll get in. I mean I'm gonna apply to NYU. 1671 01:27:29,512 --> 01:27:31,179 Of course you'll get in. It's you. 1672 01:27:32,681 --> 01:27:35,784 And... you should go. 1673 01:27:38,621 --> 01:27:41,790 I just don't want to feel shitty all the time. And 1674 01:27:41,890 --> 01:27:45,127 um... and I don't want you to feel shitty all the time. 1675 01:27:45,227 --> 01:27:48,697 And and... so, I think we maybe need to... 1676 01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:54,136 not be what we were anymore. 1677 01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:56,572 I feel the same. 1678 01:28:00,075 --> 01:28:03,679 I gotta break the seal. I'm sorry. She's gotta come with. 1679 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,548 Dude, just break the bottle. 1680 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:06,949 That's against the rules. 1681 01:28:07,049 --> 01:28:09,452 Who the fuck cares about the rules, man? 1682 01:28:09,552 --> 01:28:10,218 Literally everybody. 1683 01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:13,689 Okay. Okay. 1684 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:14,723 I gotta go. 1685 01:28:14,823 --> 01:28:15,491 Just one second 1686 01:28:17,092 --> 01:28:19,595 So... is this it? 1687 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:27,470 Don't say that. Let's just... let's not say anything? 1688 01:28:31,106 --> 01:28:36,078 So... what, we're supposed to just act like everything's normal and then 1689 01:28:36,178 --> 01:28:39,247 follow each other on Instagram in 20 years or whatever this thing is? 1690 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:44,353 Well, in 20 years... we'll be almost 40. 1691 01:28:45,588 --> 01:28:46,254 Ew. 1692 01:28:50,258 --> 01:28:52,094 I love you. 1693 01:28:58,801 --> 01:29:01,437 Wait, you should come to that party for real. 1694 01:29:01,537 --> 01:29:03,506 It's next week. Anything but clothes. 1695 01:29:03,606 --> 01:29:05,273 I'm okay. Thank you though. 1696 01:29:08,176 --> 01:29:09,177 Okay. 1697 01:29:10,813 --> 01:29:12,047 Bye Jer. 1698 01:29:12,147 --> 01:29:13,916 Come on. Come on. I need to go. 1699 01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:15,451 Okay. 1700 01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:16,284 Later. 1701 01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:33,301 Hey, it's okay if you need to cry. 1702 01:29:34,570 --> 01:29:37,305 Well, I'm probably gonna cry later. 1703 01:29:41,343 --> 01:29:42,545 Hey, why are you crying? 1704 01:29:42,645 --> 01:29:43,311 I don't know. 1705 01:29:46,915 --> 01:29:50,653 So, um, were you serious about like the whole NYU thing? 1706 01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:54,423 Yeah. 1707 01:29:54,523 --> 01:29:56,925 We could hang out in New York, you know. If I get in. 1708 01:29:59,361 --> 01:30:01,464 I wasn't really expecting this. 1709 01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:02,330 What? 1710 01:30:04,332 --> 01:30:05,333 You surprised me. 1711 01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:13,341 Hey Evie, do you want to go to prom with me? 1712 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:18,581 Prom is in May. That's like 8 months from now. 1713 01:30:18,681 --> 01:30:20,348 Yeah, I know. 1714 01:30:22,685 --> 01:30:25,120 Yeah. Yeah, I'll go with you. 1715 01:30:26,689 --> 01:30:27,355 It's a date. 1716 01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:30,693 What's up, players? 1717 01:30:30,793 --> 01:30:31,894 Hey. 1718 01:30:34,697 --> 01:30:35,931 Freeze! 1719 01:30:37,733 --> 01:30:40,102 Joyride's over, loverboy. 1720 01:30:40,202 --> 01:30:42,104 Dude. Kevin. 1721 01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:43,772 What are you doing here? 1722 01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:45,474 Looking for your dumbasses. 1723 01:30:46,609 --> 01:30:48,110 Yes! 1724 01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:50,646 How'd you find us? 1725 01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,114 Oh, we knew you were going to visit your girlfriend, so we traced her phone. 1726 01:30:52,214 --> 01:30:53,415 Yeah. Ex-girlfriend. 1727 01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:55,851 Oh no. - Come on, man. 1728 01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:57,119 Shut up. - I didn't do anything! 1729 01:30:57,219 --> 01:30:58,220 Shut your ass up. 1730 01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:01,389 You... you got him? 1731 01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:02,725 You're goddamn right I did. 1732 01:31:03,759 --> 01:31:04,993 You nearly shot me, man. 1733 01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:08,664 I mostly blame the gun. But I am sorry. 1734 01:31:09,732 --> 01:31:10,733 Thanks. 1735 01:31:11,233 --> 01:31:14,903 Walsh. Come on, baby. Round them up. Let's go. 1736 01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:19,474 Come on, Kev. 1737 01:31:19,575 --> 01:31:20,976 Hey, can I talk to you? Come on. 1738 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:26,882 I don't want to arrest these kids. 1739 01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:29,051 This is your way back on the force. 1740 01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:33,421 Yeah, not like this. Yoshi's a good kid. He's just kind of a fuck up. 1741 01:31:36,859 --> 01:31:39,995 I don't think I want back on the force. The school gig's pretty chill, you know? 1742 01:31:41,229 --> 01:31:42,865 Alright. Alright. 1743 01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:45,934 Here's our story. You and I apprehended this 1744 01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:48,403 shithead together with a tip from the kids. 1745 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,137 Everybody goes home happy. 1746 01:31:50,539 --> 01:31:52,708 That's just crazy enough to work, but what about me? 1747 01:31:52,808 --> 01:31:54,877 I will shoot your asshole off. 1748 01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:59,447 How the fuck are you on a first-name basis with Officer Walsh? What? 1749 01:31:59,548 --> 01:32:00,482 I hook him up. 1750 01:32:02,050 --> 01:32:04,052 With weed. 1751 01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:06,021 Wait, I'm sorry. I thought you only sold to kids. 1752 01:32:06,121 --> 01:32:08,557 Look, he's a kid at heart, alright? I hook 1753 01:32:08,657 --> 01:32:10,492 him up for free and he keeps the heat off me. 1754 01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:12,194 Right. 1755 01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:18,400 Alright. How many of you have been drinking? 1756 01:32:22,638 --> 01:32:24,539 Then you're staying here tonight, okay? 1757 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,942 Sleep in the grass, sleep in a car, wherever. 1758 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:31,747 I don't care. Just don't drive for at least eight hours. Got it? 1759 01:32:32,648 --> 01:32:35,751 Thank you. Thanks. Yes. Yes, sir. 1760 01:32:35,851 --> 01:32:37,052 Thank you. Let's roll. 1761 01:32:39,421 --> 01:32:42,725 Really is your lucky day, Tiny Bitch. 1762 01:32:46,662 --> 01:32:48,063 Yoshi, call me up. 1763 01:32:53,168 --> 01:32:55,771 Oh my fucking god. Never have I been so happy 1764 01:32:55,871 --> 01:32:57,973 that you're a fucking drug dealer, dude. 1765 01:32:58,073 --> 01:32:59,808 It has its benefits, I told you. 1766 01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:01,576 I mean, yeah! - That's insane. 1767 01:33:01,677 --> 01:33:02,911 I don't know, he's a cool dude. 1768 01:33:03,679 --> 01:33:05,080 Yeah, let's just... let's just get this off. 1769 01:33:08,684 --> 01:33:11,286 Oh wow. Looks like we missed all the fun. 1770 01:33:14,757 --> 01:33:16,458 Gus! Let's go! 1771 01:33:18,861 --> 01:33:20,595 Go to the car. 1772 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:21,964 Hey, look who it is! - Hey! 1773 01:33:22,064 --> 01:33:23,265 Hey! 1774 01:33:23,365 --> 01:33:24,266 What's up? 1775 01:33:24,366 --> 01:33:25,267 How are you? 1776 01:33:25,367 --> 01:33:26,268 Good. How are you? 1777 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,937 I'm great. 1778 01:33:29,037 --> 01:33:32,540 Um, so I'm gonna stay at Lo's place. And then we can meet at the car in the morning? 1779 01:33:32,641 --> 01:33:34,743 Absolutely. Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 1780 01:33:56,364 --> 01:33:58,233 Hi. Good morning. 1781 01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:01,003 Good morning. - I got breakfast burritos. 1782 01:34:01,103 --> 01:34:03,338 That's not all you got. 1783 01:34:03,438 --> 01:34:05,640 Wow. You went there. 1784 01:34:05,741 --> 01:34:07,409 You did too. 1785 01:34:08,176 --> 01:34:08,911 Thanks. 1786 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:13,315 State police are reporting that these hero 1787 01:34:13,415 --> 01:34:15,884 students were on a college visit. Is that true? 1788 01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:18,520 Yes, that's correct. That is true. And I'm so 1789 01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:21,089 proud of them, but I'm not surprised at all. 1790 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:24,326 Doing the right thing even when it's scary or difficult 1791 01:34:24,426 --> 01:34:27,095 is something I've tried to instill in all of our students. 1792 01:34:27,329 --> 01:34:30,565 I think what she's trying to say is that caution 1793 01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:33,168 is overrated. May fortune favor the foolish. 1794 01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:36,638 The bold. Fortune favors the bold. 1795 01:34:38,106 --> 01:34:39,141 That too. 1796 01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:45,113 ♪ And if it takes just a little heartache, it'll be alright. ♪ 1797 01:34:45,647 --> 01:34:50,185 ♪ And if it takes us a really long way, it's a scenic drive. ♪ 1798 01:34:50,986 --> 01:34:52,420 ♪ Cause if it's you... ♪ 1799 01:34:54,823 --> 01:34:56,358 ...you'd be like, "No fucking way!" 1800 01:34:56,458 --> 01:35:02,464 ♪ Well that's alright... ♪ 1801 01:35:02,831 --> 01:35:06,835 ♪ Yeah that's alright... ♪ 1802 01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:13,809 ♪ Yeah that's alright... ♪ 1803 01:35:13,909 --> 01:35:19,647 ♪ Well that's alright... ♪ 1804 01:35:24,486 --> 01:35:27,022 Well, glad we're home. 1805 01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:30,425 Alright bud. 1806 01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,829 We're gonna be in some serious shit. 1807 01:35:34,362 --> 01:35:38,233 Well, well, well. You crazy sons of bitches, huh? 1808 01:35:39,334 --> 01:35:41,236 You did it. 1809 01:35:41,336 --> 01:35:42,570 Was it worth it? 1810 01:35:44,506 --> 01:35:47,409 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 1811 01:35:47,509 --> 01:35:49,945 Well alright then. 1812 01:35:50,045 --> 01:35:52,480 You followed your heart. And I'm proud of you. 1813 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,582 Proud of all of you. 1814 01:35:56,852 --> 01:36:00,255 Whew. Well, this is me. See you jokers on Monday. 1815 01:36:01,857 --> 01:36:03,926 At Driver's Ed? 1816 01:36:04,026 --> 01:36:06,461 Oh no, I'm not allowed to teach that anymore. I'm your new guidance counselor. 1817 01:36:06,561 --> 01:36:08,263 Gonna talk to all of you about your futures. 1818 01:36:09,264 --> 01:36:11,133 Okay. 1819 01:36:11,233 --> 01:36:17,906 Ow! Fuck! Oh! You never get used to the pain! Ah! 1820 01:36:18,807 --> 01:36:19,942 Bye. 1821 01:36:20,042 --> 01:36:21,009 Bye. 1822 01:36:21,877 --> 01:36:24,312 You know what, honestly, I feel like this kind of thing 1823 01:36:24,412 --> 01:36:26,148 that we just did should be like low-key encouraged. 1824 01:36:26,248 --> 01:36:29,151 I feel different. I feel like something happened. 1825 01:36:29,885 --> 01:36:35,557 I feel like... so emotional right now. It's... I don't know I uh 1826 01:36:35,657 --> 01:36:38,861 I think I like you guys more than like everyone else I know. 1827 01:36:38,961 --> 01:36:41,629 Aww. - Aw, stop. 1828 01:36:41,729 --> 01:36:43,298 Yeah, we're so proud of you. 1829 01:36:45,968 --> 01:36:48,470 Man, we really just did a group hug. 1830 01:36:48,570 --> 01:36:51,806 How about we do something this weekend? Keep this thing going. 1831 01:36:51,907 --> 01:36:52,474 Why don't we make a movie? 1832 01:36:52,574 --> 01:36:54,176 Fuck yeah. Let's do it. 1833 01:36:54,509 --> 01:36:54,943 Let's do it! 1834 01:36:56,344 --> 01:36:57,812 Tripod should be the star. 1835 01:36:59,481 --> 01:37:01,183 No. 1836 01:37:01,283 --> 01:37:02,250 Alright, no, no, no. What are you doing? Come on. 1837 01:37:02,350 --> 01:37:04,486 I'm filming you. It's a great shot. Great light. 1838 01:37:04,586 --> 01:37:07,489 Really? Okay, well... You got your shot. That's enough now. 1839 01:37:07,589 --> 01:37:08,891 No I didn't. 1840 01:37:08,991 --> 01:37:10,859 Okay, no. That's enough. - It's not over yet. 1841 01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:13,628 ♪ You gotta get away... ♪ 1842 01:37:13,795 --> 01:37:17,699 ♪ Baby when you la la live the day... ♪ 1843 01:37:17,799 --> 01:37:20,268 ♪ You gotta get away... ♪ 1844 01:37:20,368 --> 01:37:23,171 ♪ Baby when you la la live the day... ♪ 1845 01:37:23,438 --> 01:37:26,441 ♪ Yeah you know cause even I know... ♪ 1846 01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,344 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1847 01:37:29,611 --> 01:37:32,680 ♪ You gotta... ♪ 1848 01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:36,952 ♪ You gotta la la... ♪ 1849 01:37:37,052 --> 01:37:39,521 ♪ You gotta cause I know ♪ 1850 01:37:39,621 --> 01:37:42,057 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1851 01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:47,062 ♪ You wake up in the morning with your coffee... ♪ 1852 01:37:47,162 --> 01:37:50,865 ♪ Thinking about the better life you could have... ♪ 1853 01:37:50,966 --> 01:37:52,901 ♪ Maybe you just need a new hobby... ♪ 1854 01:37:53,001 --> 01:37:56,871 ♪ Or a holiday down by the coast... ♪ 1855 01:37:56,972 --> 01:37:59,874 ♪ Leaning towards avoiding... ♪ 1856 01:37:59,975 --> 01:38:02,877 ♪ But he doesn't even think about it... ♪ 1857 01:38:02,978 --> 01:38:05,880 ♪ And you know cause even I know... ♪ 1858 01:38:05,981 --> 01:38:11,753 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1859 01:38:11,987 --> 01:38:14,289 ♪ You gotta get away... ♪ 1860 01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:18,326 ♪ Baby when you la la live the day... ♪ 1861 01:38:18,426 --> 01:38:20,996 ♪ Yeah you know cause even I know... ♪ 1862 01:38:21,096 --> 01:38:25,100 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1863 01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:27,735 ♪ Even I know... ♪ 1864 01:38:27,835 --> 01:38:31,906 ♪ The boy doesn't make you feel like he should... ♪ 1865 01:38:32,007 --> 01:38:34,909 ♪ It makes you cringe when he does it like that... ♪ 1866 01:38:35,010 --> 01:38:37,412 ♪ You're out of love now you're falling back... ♪ 129343