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The ballroom obviously needs to be

The ballroom obviously needs to be

The ballroom obviously needs to be built.

built.

built. >> The ballroom is really necessary at this

>> The ballroom is really necessary at this

>> The ballroom is really necessary at this moment.

moment.

moment. >> A ballroom is imperative.

>> A ballroom is imperative.

>> A ballroom is imperative. >> That is why we need the ballroom. Donald

>> That is why we need the ballroom. Donald

>> That is why we need the ballroom. Donald Trump needs a beautiful new building to

Trump needs a beautiful new building to

Trump needs a beautiful new building to hold his magnificent balls. So why is

hold his magnificent balls. So why is

hold his magnificent balls. So why is the lunatic left trying to castrate this

the lunatic left trying to castrate this

the lunatic left trying to castrate this totally free taxpayer funded project?

totally free taxpayer funded project?

totally free taxpayer funded project? Well, I've been watching Fox News for

Well, I've been watching Fox News for

Well, I've been watching Fox News for 250 hours straight, and I'm ready to

250 hours straight, and I'm ready to

250 hours straight, and I'm ready to explain why America's number one

explain why America's number one

explain why America's number one priority is Donald Trump's Golden Palace

priority is Donald Trump's Golden Palace

priority is Donald Trump's Golden Palace of Dance. Five, six, seven, eight.

First of all, don't believe the lies.

First of all, don't believe the lies.

First of all, don't believe the lies. Donald Trump's ballroom isn't even a

Donald Trump's ballroom isn't even a

Donald Trump's ballroom isn't even a ballroom for Donald Trump.

ballroom for Donald Trump.

ballroom for Donald Trump. >> The White House ballroom project is not

>> The White House ballroom project is not

>> The White House ballroom project is not just a fun project uh for President

just a fun project uh for President

just a fun project uh for President Trump.

Trump.

Trump. >> It's really something that's great for

>> It's really something that's great for

>> It's really something that's great for the American people.

the American people.

the American people. >> The ballroom is going to be something

>> The ballroom is going to be something

>> The ballroom is going to be something that all Americans can enjoy and

that all Americans can enjoy and

that all Americans can enjoy and appreciate. Yes, it's for all Americans,

appreciate. Yes, it's for all Americans,

appreciate. Yes, it's for all Americans, not to actually use or go inside, but to

not to actually use or go inside, but to

not to actually use or go inside, but to enjoy and appreciate whenever they're

enjoy and appreciate whenever they're

enjoy and appreciate whenever they're sad about gas prices or whatever. The

sad about gas prices or whatever. The

sad about gas prices or whatever. The ballroom is like a public park with a

ballroom is like a public park with a

ballroom is like a public park with a huge iron gate and security to keep the

huge iron gate and security to keep the

huge iron gate and security to keep the public out.

public out.

public out. >> The president of our country wants us to

>> The president of our country wants us to

>> The president of our country wants us to have the best ballroom in the world. Why

have the best ballroom in the world. Why

have the best ballroom in the world. Why wouldn't we want that?

wouldn't we want that?

wouldn't we want that? >> Bingo. Americans think they know what

>> Bingo. Americans think they know what

>> Bingo. Americans think they know what they want. Oh, I want healthcare. I want

they want. Oh, I want healthcare. I want

they want. Oh, I want healthcare. I want cheaper groceries. I want elections to

cheaper groceries. I want elections to

cheaper groceries. I want elections to keep happening. No. What you want is

keep happening. No. What you want is

keep happening. No. What you want is ballroom. America could have the best

ballroom. America could have the best

ballroom. America could have the best ballroom in the world, even better than

ballroom in the world, even better than

ballroom in the world, even better than the current best ballroom in the world,

the current best ballroom in the world,

the current best ballroom in the world, which is Hey Siri, what is the best

which is Hey Siri, what is the best

which is Hey Siri, what is the best ballroom in the world? According to

ballroom in the world? According to

ballroom in the world? According to Ballroom Magazine, Rotten Tomatoes best

Ballroom Magazine, Rotten Tomatoes best

Ballroom Magazine, Rotten Tomatoes best ballrooms of 2025.

ballrooms of 2025.

ballrooms of 2025. >> Plus, the best part, this ballroom is

>> Plus, the best part, this ballroom is

>> Plus, the best part, this ballroom is free. Always has been, always will be.

free. Always has been, always will be.

free. Always has been, always will be. >> A brand new ballroom that won't cost

>> A brand new ballroom that won't cost

>> A brand new ballroom that won't cost taxpayers a dime.

taxpayers a dime.

taxpayers a dime. >> It's not even taxpayer money.

>> It's not even taxpayer money.

>> It's not even taxpayer money. >> The original price was $200 million.

>> The original price was $200 million.

>> The original price was $200 million. >> The ballroom would cost an estimated

>> The ballroom would cost an estimated

>> The ballroom would cost an estimated $400 million. 1 billion in security

$400 million. 1 billion in security

$400 million. 1 billion in security adjustments surrounding the president's

adjustments surrounding the president's

adjustments surrounding the president's ballroom project.

ballroom project.

ballroom project. >> Seriously, you never let us have

>> Seriously, you never let us have

>> Seriously, you never let us have anything. It doesn't matter who pays for

anything. It doesn't matter who pays for

anything. It doesn't matter who pays for it. Could be private donors, could be

it. Could be private donors, could be

it. Could be private donors, could be Middle Eastern nations, could be the

Middle Eastern nations, could be the

Middle Eastern nations, could be the poorest people in the country. It

poorest people in the country. It

poorest people in the country. It literally doesn't matter.

literally doesn't matter.

literally doesn't matter. >> Some people complain if it's private

>> Some people complain if it's private

>> Some people complain if it's private money. Some people complain, "Well, we

money. Some people complain, "Well, we

money. Some people complain, "Well, we can't use public." Just just build the

can't use public." Just just build the

can't use public." Just just build the thing.

thing.

thing. >> Private money, public money, who cares,

>> Private money, public money, who cares,

>> Private money, public money, who cares, but getting to watch our president do

but getting to watch our president do

but getting to watch our president do the YMCA in a state-of-the-art ballroom,

the YMCA in a state-of-the-art ballroom,

the YMCA in a state-of-the-art ballroom, that's priceless. But also a billion.

that's priceless. But also a billion.

that's priceless. But also a billion. The price is a billion. Literally

The price is a billion. Literally

The price is a billion. Literally everything from the ballroom to ice, you

everything from the ballroom to ice, you

everything from the ballroom to ice, you name it, they're against it.

name it, they're against it.

name it, they're against it. >> I do think it's Trump derangement

>> I do think it's Trump derangement

>> I do think it's Trump derangement syndrome.

syndrome.

syndrome. >> Obviously, part of it is the whole if

>> Obviously, part of it is the whole if

>> Obviously, part of it is the whole if Trump cured cancer, that would be bad,

Trump cured cancer, that would be bad,

Trump cured cancer, that would be bad, too thing.

too thing.

too thing. >> Exactly. That's why it was so important

>> Exactly. That's why it was so important

>> Exactly. That's why it was so important for Trump to cancel all that funding for

for Trump to cancel all that funding for

for Trump to cancel all that funding for cancer research. And what if the

cancer research. And what if the

cancer research. And what if the ballroom does cure cancer? Huh? What if

ballroom does cure cancer? Huh? What if

ballroom does cure cancer? Huh? What if Donald Trump dances a walt so beautiful

Donald Trump dances a walt so beautiful

Donald Trump dances a walt so beautiful that it replaces the need for

that it replaces the need for

that it replaces the need for chemotherapy?

>> It is his house. It It's the president's

>> It is his house. It It's the president's

>> It is his house. It It's the president's legal residence. President Taft redid

legal residence. President Taft redid

legal residence. President Taft redid the entire White House. It was like a

the entire White House. It was like a

the entire White House. It was like a gut rehab from the inside out.

gut rehab from the inside out.

gut rehab from the inside out. >> Harry Truman gut renovated the entire

>> Harry Truman gut renovated the entire

>> Harry Truman gut renovated the entire White House when he was president.

White House when he was president.

White House when he was president. Literally took the building down to the

Literally took the building down to the

Literally took the building down to the studs.

studs.

studs. >> When Trump wants to add one room, a

>> When Trump wants to add one room, a

>> When Trump wants to add one room, a ballroom, people decide to melt down.

ballroom, people decide to melt down.

ballroom, people decide to melt down. >> It's definitely his house. I know it's

>> It's definitely his house. I know it's

>> It's definitely his house. I know it's the people's house, but like I can't

the people's house, but like I can't

the people's house, but like I can't just go up and be like, "No, I'm

just go up and be like, "No, I'm

just go up and be like, "No, I'm sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom tonight,

sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom tonight,

sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom tonight, so give me a break with that."

so give me a break with that."

so give me a break with that." >> It's the people's house. The president

>> It's the people's house. The president

>> It's the people's house. The president can't commit murder on his birthday.

can't commit murder on his birthday.

can't commit murder on his birthday. Give me a break with all that. Every

Give me a break with all that. Every

Give me a break with all that. Every president makes changes to the White

president makes changes to the White

president makes changes to the White House. Millard Filillmore bought a new

House. Millard Filillmore bought a new

House. Millard Filillmore bought a new office chair. Woodro Wilson changed out

office chair. Woodro Wilson changed out

office chair. Woodro Wilson changed out the hand soap in the Oval Office

the hand soap in the Oval Office

the hand soap in the Oval Office bathroom. Jimmy Carter added a 90 foot

bathroom. Jimmy Carter added a 90 foot

bathroom. Jimmy Carter added a 90 foot rock climbing wall.

rock climbing wall.

rock climbing wall. >> It's mostly for national security.

>> It's mostly for national security.

>> It's mostly for national security. >> It really does put President Trump at

>> It really does put President Trump at

>> It really does put President Trump at risk. The president should not have to

risk. The president should not have to

risk. The president should not have to leave the White House to go to the

leave the White House to go to the

leave the White House to go to the Kennedy Center, to go to the Hilton and

Kennedy Center, to go to the Hilton and

Kennedy Center, to go to the Hilton and and venture out. People should come to

and venture out. People should come to

and venture out. People should come to him.

him.

him. >> It's a national security issue. Think

>> It's a national security issue. Think

>> It's a national security issue. Think about it. The White House has never had

about it. The White House has never had

about it. The White House has never had a ballroom and 40 of America's

a ballroom and 40 of America's

a ballroom and 40 of America's presidents aren't alive anymore.

presidents aren't alive anymore.

presidents aren't alive anymore. Coincidence? People should come to

Coincidence? People should come to

Coincidence? People should come to Donald Trump like a zoo animal. You'd be

Donald Trump like a zoo animal. You'd be

Donald Trump like a zoo animal. You'd be lucky to pay 50 cents to feed the

lucky to pay 50 cents to feed the

lucky to pay 50 cents to feed the president a cup of pellets. It is too

president a cup of pellets. It is too

president a cup of pellets. It is too risky for Donald Trump to leave the

risky for Donald Trump to leave the

risky for Donald Trump to leave the White House and be out in the open

White House and be out in the open

White House and be out in the open unless it's for his daily nine night

unless it's for his daily nine night

unless it's for his daily nine night hours of golf. It's time to let Donald

hours of golf. It's time to let Donald

hours of golf. It's time to let Donald Trump have his ballroom. The president

Trump have his ballroom. The president

Trump have his ballroom. The president just wants to celebrate good times. Come

just wants to celebrate good times. Come

just wants to celebrate good times. Come on.