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What's happening? The 2028 presidential

What's happening? The 2028 presidential

What's happening? The 2028 presidential race is around the corner and Democratic

race is around the corner and Democratic

race is around the corner and Democratic candidates are getting ready to throw

candidates are getting ready to throw

candidates are getting ready to throw their hats into the ring. Gavin Newsome

their hats into the ring. Gavin Newsome

their hats into the ring. Gavin Newsome is hitting Costco for that

is hitting Costco for that

is hitting Costco for that industrialized hair gel.

industrialized hair gel.

industrialized hair gel. Kla Harris is perfecting a 2-year-old

Kla Harris is perfecting a 2-year-old

Kla Harris is perfecting a 2-year-old Tik Tok dance.

Tik Tok dance.

Tik Tok dance. John Fedman is asking his friend George

John Fedman is asking his friend George

John Fedman is asking his friend George to tell him about the rabbits.

to tell him about the rabbits.

to tell him about the rabbits. And of course, Stephen A. Smith is just

And of course, Stephen A. Smith is just

And of course, Stephen A. Smith is just hoping people say his name on TV. Yeah,

hoping people say his name on TV. Yeah,

hoping people say his name on TV. Yeah, you're welcome, Stephen A. But on the

you're welcome, Stephen A. But on the

you're welcome, Stephen A. But on the Republican side, everyone is holding

Republican side, everyone is holding

Republican side, everyone is holding their breath to see if one candidate in

their breath to see if one candidate in

their breath to see if one candidate in particular is going to run again.

particular is going to run again.

particular is going to run again. >> Maybe we do one more term. Should we do

>> Maybe we do one more term. Should we do

>> Maybe we do one more term. Should we do one more term?

one more term?

one more term? >> Do one more term. Should I run again?

>> Do one more term. Should I run again?

>> Do one more term. Should I run again? You tell me. Am I allowed to run again?

You tell me. Am I allowed to run again?

You tell me. Am I allowed to run again? Mike,

Mike,

Mike, >> there's a whole story about running for

>> there's a whole story about running for

>> there's a whole story about running for a third term. They do say there's a way

a third term. They do say there's a way

a third term. They do say there's a way you can do it.

you can do it.

you can do it. >> When I get out of office in, let's say,

>> When I get out of office in, let's say,

>> When I get out of office in, let's say, eight or nine years from now,

eight or nine years from now,

eight or nine years from now, >> you see the new hat. We have four more

>> you see the new hat. We have four more

>> you see the new hat. We have four more years. 2028

years. 2028

years. 2028 >> Trump 2028. I have not been more angry

>> Trump 2028. I have not been more angry

>> Trump 2028. I have not been more angry about a hat since that Jack Harlo video.

about a hat since that Jack Harlo video.

about a hat since that Jack Harlo video. What the hell is going on here? He looks

What the hell is going on here? He looks

What the hell is going on here? He looks like if Sha Vera went to Moore House.

like if Sha Vera went to Moore House.

like if Sha Vera went to Moore House. Um, let's make this clear. Under the

Um, let's make this clear. Under the

Um, let's make this clear. Under the Constitution, Donald Trump cannot run

Constitution, Donald Trump cannot run

Constitution, Donald Trump cannot run for president again. All right. Putting

for president again. All right. Putting

for president again. All right. Putting something on a hat does not make it

something on a hat does not make it

something on a hat does not make it real. Although, just in case.

That's right. Okay.

But yeah, Trump wants to keep going for

But yeah, Trump wants to keep going for

But yeah, Trump wants to keep going for another eight or nine years, you know,

another eight or nine years, you know,

another eight or nine years, you know, just so he can see that four-week war

just so he can see that four-week war

just so he can see that four-week war with Iran all the way through. Um

with Iran all the way through. Um

with Iran all the way through. Um >> but but hold on, maybe this isn't what

>> but but hold on, maybe this isn't what

>> but but hold on, maybe this isn't what it looks like.

it looks like.

it looks like. >> It was a joke and people need to take it

>> It was a joke and people need to take it

>> It was a joke and people need to take it as a joke.

as a joke.

as a joke. >> That was tongue and cheek. Of course,

>> That was tongue and cheek. Of course,

>> That was tongue and cheek. Of course, >> he's just having fun with it, you know?

>> he's just having fun with it, you know?

>> he's just having fun with it, you know? It's um he's just having fun with it.

It's um he's just having fun with it.

It's um he's just having fun with it. >> It's very much a troll.

>> It's very much a troll.

>> It's very much a troll. >> Spoiler alert, he was joking.

>> Spoiler alert, he was joking.

>> Spoiler alert, he was joking. >> Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

>> Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

>> Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Jokes about abusing

Nope. Nope. Nope. Jokes about abusing

Nope. Nope. Nope. Jokes about abusing power. Don't hit as hard when you're

power. Don't hit as hard when you're

power. Don't hit as hard when you're actually abusing power. Okay.

actually abusing power. Okay.

actually abusing power. Okay. It's like breaking out a whoopy cushion

It's like breaking out a whoopy cushion

It's like breaking out a whoopy cushion after you already your pants in the

after you already your pants in the

after you already your pants in the middle of a meeting.

middle of a meeting.

middle of a meeting. Nobody's in the mood to laugh. Okay,

Nobody's in the mood to laugh. Okay,

Nobody's in the mood to laugh. Okay, even if Trump is kind of joking, he's

even if Trump is kind of joking, he's

even if Trump is kind of joking, he's doing it in a way that's becoming real.

doing it in a way that's becoming real.

doing it in a way that's becoming real. Like, you ever do a fun little bit for

Like, you ever do a fun little bit for

Like, you ever do a fun little bit for so long and it becomes a genuine part of

so long and it becomes a genuine part of

so long and it becomes a genuine part of your personality? Like, I would jokingly

your personality? Like, I would jokingly

your personality? Like, I would jokingly end every conversation with my

end every conversation with my

end every conversation with my 17-year-old daughter like, "Bye."

17-year-old daughter like, "Bye."

17-year-old daughter like, "Bye." And now it's the only way I can hang up

And now it's the only way I can hang up

And now it's the only way I can hang up the phone.

the phone.

the phone. That's essentially what's happening to

That's essentially what's happening to

That's essentially what's happening to Trump, except worse because he can't

Trump, except worse because he can't

Trump, except worse because he can't seem to say bye

seem to say bye

seem to say bye to the job. And no matter how many

to the job. And no matter how many

to the job. And no matter how many people say Trump is joking, his actual

people say Trump is joking, his actual

people say Trump is joking, his actual judicial nominees, the people who would

judicial nominees, the people who would

judicial nominees, the people who would interpret the Constitution to see if

interpret the Constitution to see if

interpret the Constitution to see if he's allowed to pull this off, they're

he's allowed to pull this off, they're

he's allowed to pull this off, they're clearly taking it seriously.

clearly taking it seriously.

clearly taking it seriously. >> Mr. Mark, is President Trump eligible to

>> Mr. Mark, is President Trump eligible to

>> Mr. Mark, is President Trump eligible to run for president again in 2028?

run for president again in 2028?

run for president again in 2028? senator with a without considering all

senator with a without considering all

senator with a without considering all the facts and and looking at everything

the facts and and looking at everything

the facts and and looking at everything depending on what the situation is. This

depending on what the situation is. This

depending on what the situation is. This to me strikes as more of a hypothetical.

to me strikes as more of a hypothetical.

to me strikes as more of a hypothetical. >> Is he eligible to run for a third term

>> Is he eligible to run for a third term

>> Is he eligible to run for a third term under our Constitution?

under our Constitution?

under our Constitution? >> Um, I would have to to review.

>> Um, I would have to to review.

>> Um, I would have to to review. >> Anybody else brave enough to say that

>> Anybody else brave enough to say that

>> Anybody else brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States

the Constitution of the United States

the Constitution of the United States prevents President Trump from seeking a

prevents President Trump from seeking a

prevents President Trump from seeking a third term?

>> Anybody willing to apply the

>> Anybody willing to apply the

>> Anybody willing to apply the Constitution by its plain language in

Constitution by its plain language in

Constitution by its plain language in the 22nd Amendment?

the 22nd Amendment?

the 22nd Amendment? Nobody.

Nobody.

Nobody. All right, let's move on.

Did you hear that side from Mr. Coons?

Did you hear that side from Mr. Coons?

Did you hear that side from Mr. Coons? That was so long the stenographer had to

That was so long the stenographer had to

That was so long the stenographer had to type out sound of soul leaving senator's

type out sound of soul leaving senator's

type out sound of soul leaving senator's body.

body.

body. Also, side note, this was confusing for

Also, side note, this was confusing for

Also, side note, this was confusing for me because Mr. Coons is actually my

me because Mr. Coons is actually my

me because Mr. Coons is actually my nickname for Clarence Thomas. Now,

why why why would you have to say, you

why why why would you have to say, you

why why why would you have to say, you know, you have to review the 22nd

know, you have to review the 22nd

know, you have to review the 22nd amendment? It's not complicated. No

amendment? It's not complicated. No

amendment? It's not complicated. No person shall be elected to the office of

person shall be elected to the office of

person shall be elected to the office of the president more than twice. Okay,

the president more than twice. Okay,

the president more than twice. Okay, done. I reviewed it for you. Five stars.

done. I reviewed it for you. Five stars.

done. I reviewed it for you. Five stars. Great amendment. Would recommend. But

Great amendment. Would recommend. But

Great amendment. Would recommend. But Trump's judges are treating the 22nd

Trump's judges are treating the 22nd

Trump's judges are treating the 22nd amendment like Kevin Durant treats the

amendment like Kevin Durant treats the

amendment like Kevin Durant treats the hairbrush. Just refusing. I mean, just

hairbrush. Just refusing. I mean, just

hairbrush. Just refusing. I mean, just refusing TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT EXISTS. IT'S

refusing TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT EXISTS. IT'S

refusing TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT EXISTS. IT'S LIKE, COME ON.

LIKE, COME ON.

LIKE, COME ON. SERIOUSLY, what's going on here? Kevin,

SERIOUSLY, what's going on here? Kevin,

SERIOUSLY, what's going on here? Kevin, you want to borrow a hat? LIKE,

and Trump obviously doesn't care what

and Trump obviously doesn't care what

and Trump obviously doesn't care what the Constitution says about running for

the Constitution says about running for

the Constitution says about running for a third term because no matter what the

a third term because no matter what the

a third term because no matter what the issue is, voting rights, birthright,

issue is, voting rights, birthright,

issue is, voting rights, birthright, citizenship, war, tariffs, Trump never

citizenship, war, tariffs, Trump never

citizenship, war, tariffs, Trump never cares about the Constitution.

cares about the Constitution.

cares about the Constitution. >> She says, "The Constitution gives me

>> She says, "The Constitution gives me

>> She says, "The Constitution gives me certain rights." gives me certain

certain rights." gives me certain

certain rights." gives me certain rights. And uh I demand that I be given

rights. And uh I demand that I be given

rights. And uh I demand that I be given these rights. Get the hell out.

these rights. Get the hell out.

these rights. Get the hell out. >> You do not feel like you need guardrails

>> You do not feel like you need guardrails

>> You do not feel like you need guardrails to make

to make

to make >> No, I don't need guardrails. I don't

>> No, I don't need guardrails. I don't

>> No, I don't need guardrails. I don't want guardrails. Guardrails would hurt

want guardrails. Guardrails would hurt

want guardrails. Guardrails would hurt us. They say it's not constitutional,

us. They say it's not constitutional,

us. They say it's not constitutional, but I think it would be good.

but I think it would be good.

but I think it would be good. >> Don't you need to uphold the

>> Don't you need to uphold the

>> Don't you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as

Constitution of the United States as

Constitution of the United States as president?

president?

president? >> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know. You don't know. He doesn't know.

You don't know. He doesn't know.

You don't know. He doesn't know. Upholding the Constitution was like 90%

Upholding the Constitution was like 90%

Upholding the Constitution was like 90% of your oath of office. Okay. And the

of your oath of office. Okay. And the

of your oath of office. Okay. And the other 10% was your name.

other 10% was your name.

other 10% was your name. Trump's blatant disregard for the

Trump's blatant disregard for the

Trump's blatant disregard for the Constitution is the most disturbing

Constitution is the most disturbing

Constitution is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. And I've seen

thing I've ever seen. And I've seen

thing I've ever seen. And I've seen Rachel Doz Only Fans.

Rachel Doz Only Fans.

Rachel Doz Only Fans. But you don't even need to hear any of

But you don't even need to hear any of

But you don't even need to hear any of that to know he plans to stay in office.

that to know he plans to stay in office.

that to know he plans to stay in office. All you need to hear is him talking

All you need to hear is him talking

All you need to hear is him talking about his big, beautiful ballroom. Do

about his big, beautiful ballroom. Do

about his big, beautiful ballroom. Do you seriously think he's building that

you seriously think he's building that

you seriously think he's building that for the next guy? You think he likes JD

for the next guy? You think he likes JD

for the next guy? You think he likes JD Vance that much?

Vance that much?

Vance that much? You think he's doing that level of solid

You think he's doing that level of solid

You think he's doing that level of solid for Marco Rubio? No. On January 20th,

for Marco Rubio? No. On January 20th,

for Marco Rubio? No. On January 20th, 2029, Trump is going to go into that

2029, Trump is going to go into that

2029, Trump is going to go into that ballroom with a stack of hustlers and a

ballroom with a stack of hustlers and a

ballroom with a stack of hustlers and a crate of Big Macs and lock the door from

crate of Big Macs and lock the door from

crate of Big Macs and lock the door from the inside. Okay?

the inside. Okay?

the inside. Okay? But I'm not asking Trump not to run for

But I'm not asking Trump not to run for

But I'm not asking Trump not to run for a third term. Trump's going to Trump.

a third term. Trump's going to Trump.

a third term. Trump's going to Trump. What I'm asking is for the Republican

What I'm asking is for the Republican

What I'm asking is for the Republican party to be honest for once and tell us

party to be honest for once and tell us

party to be honest for once and tell us whether or not you want this man to be

whether or not you want this man to be

whether or not you want this man to be king. Okay? I'm tired of edging

king. Okay? I'm tired of edging

king. Okay? I'm tired of edging dictatorship.

dictatorship.

dictatorship. I'm getting red, white, and blue balls,

I'm getting red, white, and blue balls,

I'm getting red, white, and blue balls, people. Okay?

people. Okay?

people. Okay? waiting to find out if our democracy

waiting to find out if our democracy

waiting to find out if our democracy still matters and do it soon because

still matters and do it soon because

still matters and do it soon because right now America is standing at a fork

right now America is standing at a fork

right now America is standing at a fork in the road and we need to know which

in the road and we need to know which

in the road and we need to know which path to choose or if we just stick the

path to choose or if we just stick the

path to choose or if we just stick the fork in us because we're done. But hey,

fork in us because we're done. But hey,

fork in us because we're done. But hey, that's just my opinion. Bye.