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[upbeat rock music]

- ♪ Sweet Home Floribama ♪

♪ Where the skies
are so blue ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

["High Enough" playing]

- ♪ Ohh ♪

- Man, I was not prepared
for this [bleep].

- Kortni really always
got something wrong with her.

- Well, you've never
once heard her say,

"I need to go in an ambulance."
Do you know what I mean?

I know Kortni, she will drive
her happy ass to the hospital

every single day
if she wants to.

I've never once heard of her
taking an actual ambulance

because that is
a very expensive taxi ride.

- Yo, I think that [bleep]
is nasty.

- Like, that sucks.

♪ ♪

- That [bleep]
came out of nowhere.

I feel bad for that girl, dog.

- She's that girl that goes
to the doctor and say

"What kind of medicine
are you taking?"

"Hold on one second. Here's
the trash bag of everything."

- Hey, Kortni's back.

- All right,
so what'd they say?

- I go in there, right?

This doctor comes in
and he's like,

"Okay, so tell me
what's happening."

So I told him
about my strep, I was like,

"I don't know what's going on.
Like, my head hurts.

I have anxiety."

Looked at my chart
and he was like,

"All right, open your mouth.

Yup. Tonsillitis.
Tonsillitis and anxiety,"

Dude, he's like, "You're fine.
What would you like me to do?"

- Oh, damn.

- I'm excited for Kortni
to be back.

Luckily, you know,
it wasn't anything serious.

- He was like,
"All right, discharge her."

- And this is typical Kortni.

- You need to go get
some rest, girl.

- [farts]
- Oh, wow.

I don't think I'll ever meet
someone like you ever again.

[laughs, farts]

[laughs]

- [groans]

This summer is not starting
on good terms.

I am sick.
I'm without my mom.

So this basement is officially
become my hospital room.

I'm just going to sleep
until I cannot sleep no more.

- ♪ Ohh, oh, ohh ♪

♪ Oh, ohh, ohh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Ohh, oh, ohh ♪

- Hey.
- Morning.

- Morning.
- Morning.

- What y'all cooking?
- Appreciate you, dog.

- Egg sandwiches
- Oh, okay.

what are you doing today?

- Well, we were thinking
about bar hopping.

Do a little day drinking.

- Oh, I think we should
go to lunch.

- Who?
- Me and you.

- Oh.
- Oh, [bleep].

- I want to take Codi out

because I take
our friendship serious,

and I don't want to ruin it
with us fighting all summer.

Here, eat the rest of this,
I'm full.

Codi, eat the rest
of your sandwich, I'm full.

- I have no idea what Candace
is going to say to me.

But I just hope that you know,

she just keeps it real
and be honest with me.

Just tell me
exactly what you want.

Let's figure it out.

- Are you okay?
- I just took that bite

and I might throw up.

- Oh, hell no.
- Codi.

- Are you serious?
- Yup.

[vomiting]

- All right, so what kind
of food you want for lunch?

- You want, like, Mexican food?
- [retches]

- You want a burger?
- [retches]

- You like tacos?
- [retches]

- I don't care.
[retches]

- Maybe we should wait.
- [retches]

- I'm gonna make it. Ugh.

♪ ♪

- There you go, buddy.

- So what brought this whole
wining and dining Codi up?

- I don't know.
Like, I want to be honest

with him and stuff.

I don't want us to keep
arguing and stuff like that.

So I just wanted
to let them know like,

"Hey,
we're going to be friends."

- Oh, so you're
friend zoning him?

- Codi thinks he's going
to make things right

with Candace, and Candace

is trying to
friend zone his ass. [laughs]

I'd love to be a fly
on that wall.

- I'm not friend zoning him.
- You just said it.

- You gotta call it what it is.

- You are,
you're friend zoning him,

but you're
letting him down easy.

So that way he understands.

So that way you can
save the friendship.

I get it.
- Like you did with Kortni.

Exactly. Exactly.

- So they're going
to be splitting checks.

- We're splitting that.

- Hmm?
- Did I stutter?

- I'm not splitting checks,
I'm paying.

I ain't like you. I'm paying.

♪ ♪

How you like St. Pete?

- I like it. I like it a lot.

I think there's
a lot more things to do here.

I think the energy
is a lot different.

- It is.
- You know, it's a lot

more younger people here.

My strategy going into
this lunch with Candace

is lay it all out there.

Figure out what she wants

because Candace is like
a hard nut to crack.

But you know what,
I like a chase.

Give me the crackers right now.
Crack-oom.

- So--

- What do you wanna
to talk about?

- Um...

I just feel like
we argue a lot.

- Yeah. I feel like
we argue a lot, too.

- Mm-hmm.

- So did y'all hear, like,
what's going on?

- Yeah.
- Like what Candace

is really doing?
- Breaking it off with him.

- Mm-hmm.
- Here's the sad part.

She's the Gus,
and Codi's the me.

- First summer?

- Second summer.
- Oh, okay. Yeah.

- She's wanting to cut it off
with him,

but he wants it to be more.

- Aww.
- Dang, poor Codi.

- But I think it's, I honestly
think why we argue a lot

is because, I know from my end

I'll say that I really do,
you know, like you like that.

- I don't know.
Like, I'm in a space

where we're in a new house,
we're in the city.

Like, I just want to be single
for right now.

- If that's what you want
to do,

then I'm totally
fine with that.

- I really like Codi a lot.

I don't want us
to be arguing no more.

I don't want us

to be fighting over people
in the club right now.

I don't want to be
with anybody.

I just want to be by myself.
Are you angry at me?

- I'm not angry at all.
- You promise?

- I promise I'm not.
- Are we able to be friends?

- Of course we can be friends.

Everybody gets friend zoned.
They do. It happens, you know?

No, I'm cool, baby. I'm cool.

Well, it's honestly like,
I'm just, like look at me.

I'm--
- What's wrong with you?

- Uh-oh that might come
be coming up.

- Codi are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.

- You all right?

Yeah, I ain't never been
on a date before where like,

you know, I had to pay
and my date goes and throws up.

- [retching]
- Ahh!

Oh, it's nasty!

The food I just paid for.

Oh, Jesus, that's so gross.

Uh, yo--ohh, God!

- I want you to be honest
with what you think happened.

- We, like, kissed.

- Oh hell nah.
- And I woke up in your bed.

- Bitch, you just got flowers
from your boyfriend.

- Don't [bleep]
call me a bitch!

- Don't poke the bear.

- Do not call me
a [bleep] bitch.

- Hey, don't talk [bleep]
about my goddamn girlfriend

. I'll beat
your goddamn ass right now.

- Guys, stop!

- I'll beat your [bleep] ass
right now.

- Stop!
- No!

- ♪ I'm not saying
that you don't grind ♪

♪ But I grind harder ♪

♪ Not that you don't shine ♪

♪ But I shine harder ♪

- Bye.
- Bye, thank you so much.

- ♪ I was born
with this ambition to win ♪

♪ I was born
with this ambition to win ♪

- Well, well, well.
So, uh, y'all Gucci now?

- We okay, we good.
- [clears throat]

- Codi is officially single.

So I want to have a good time
and meet new people.

So Candace, get your
twerking butt out of my face.

- Thank y'all.
Cause we saw last summer,

they wasted their time
the whole summer.

- There's something wrong
with my back.

I got a tail like right here.
I literally have a tail.

- Gus and Nilsa are still
like very awkward.

And have a lot of tension.

- That's what was poking me
that one night.

- No, I think that was
something else.

[laughter]

- I just wanna share
both of y'all.

- You know,
the 25 and up club.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Let's get 'em ♪

♪ All out,
like Jenny at the Super Bowl ♪

♪ Let 'em know
we're here, hey ♪

♪ Hard luck
like girls gone wild ♪

♪ Ball so hard ♪

- Nilsa called, she wants
her jeans back, dog.

[laughs]

- [groans] God.

- Okay Jeremiah, you look good,
look at you.

- Okay.
[laughter]

- Okay.
[phone rings]

- Beach house.
- Hi, bub.

- Hi, baby.
- I miss you.

- I miss you too, baby.
- Why can't you come here?

Babe, it ain't that easy
for me.

- But bub it's my birthday
it's the only day of the year.

- Baby, I know,
I'm doing my best. I promise.

My girlfriend,
it's her birthday

coming up in about a week,
and I feel bad

for not being there for her.

We've always been hip and hip,

and so us being apart
for this long,

it's not necessarily easy.

- Babe, it's my birthday.

I was there for yours.
Why can't you come here?

- Babe. Come on.

- You're just not there for me.
Like, you're not.

- What are you talking about?
I'm always.

- I might just be getting
a little bit of enjoyment

when I see Gus
and his girlfriend fight.

- Babe, I'm here for you.
What are you talking about?

- You're not.
- What are you talking about?

- Just a little.
- I've always been there.

I do care.

- I literally I don't want
to do anything.

I just want to see you
and I can't.

- I know, babe.

You can come down here
and see me.

- What the hell?
Like, are you crazy?

I really don't think
it's a good idea

for Gus' girlfriend
to come into the house.

Have you seen my best friend's
pretty good special?

- Aimee, Aimee stop.
- Have you seen the wall

Kortni punched?
- [grunts]

- Have you seen the way
my friend Candace

can throw a beer can?

- [bleep] All y'all.

- Now you're acting
like a [bleep] bitch.

And you don't mess with one
of the girls in the house,

'cause when you mess with one
of us, you mess with all of us.

- I feel like I need to stop
relying on you.

It's like, I'm not first,
like, I don't come first.

- I just put my whole life
on hold and moved in with you.

So how is that even true,
and how--

- Whatever, I don't even want
to hear this [bleep].

Gus and Lisa
are not going to be dating

by the end of the summer.

- I came there because
you wouldn't [bleep]

stop begging me to come.

And so I did what you wanted,
and I came.

That's why I came
because you needed me.

[dial tone]
God damn, dude.

[bleep] this
stupid ass [bleep].

- She hung up or you hung up?
- She did.

- Are you okay?
- No, I'm fine.

- Your neck, your veins
are popping out of your neck.

You're not fine Gus.

- And I wish he would get back
with Nilsa honestly,

I'd rather deal
with their [bleep]

than see Gus,
you know, be bossed around.

Here's to
a non-stressful summer.

- [chuckles]

[horn honks]
- Bar mobiles are here!

- Let's go, boy.
- Cheekies up for St. Pete!

- Whoo!
- Let's go!

- Oh, it's raining.
- Don't slip.

♪ ♪

- What's this bar called?

- Where's the Crunchy Nut at?

♪ ♪

- The Crafty Squirrel
is actually lit.

There's people in here,

there's beer pong,
there's hot wings.

- ♪ That young rascal ♪

- I'm hoping Jeremiah
can get laid,

release some of that tension.

- ♪ Trying to cop me
a kitty cat ♪

♪ ♪

- I'm 'bout drunk.
- Oh, I am too.

I plan on being
like that all summer.

- Put your shirt down.
- Is my shirt up?

My shirt wasn't even up.
I was hot, I was sweating.

- Gus and Nilsa say
they're friends,

they don't like
each other anymore.

But Gus and Nilsa always give
each other [bleep] me eyes.

You don't look at nobody
like that that you don't like.

So I'll give them alone time.

- Howdy.
- I gotta pee.

You wanna go pee?
You wanna go pee? Let's go pee.

- I reckon that means
we're going inside as well.

- Yeah, yeah,
yes, you go, you go.

- You gonna stand out here
by yourself?

- No. Well, I mean, yeah.

- It looks like
you're gonna have to.

- Okay.

- I don't trust you by yourself
to be honest with you.

You're probably going to get--

- I don't trust you
by yourself.

- That's probably smart.

'Cause I don't
trust myself by myself.

- It's so weird with
me and Gus because like,

I know that he has a girlfriend
and this, this, and this.

But I still do feel
like there's, like,

we're like kind of
like electricity.

- I got your back.
- Promise?

- Always.
- It's kinda like we just,

like, zaa!
I don't know. It's weird.

- I got you.

If you don't be talking [bleep]
about me.

I don't know, I hear about
a lot of nasty rumors

that are being spread
about myself.

Why people talking about
[bleep] that didn't happen?

- What?
- You know

what I'm talking about.
My girlfriend, Lisa,

I'm trying to talk her
into coming here.

So I want to clear the air
when it comes to me and Nilsa

and all the nasty rumors
about hooking up or whatever.

I've known in my heart
and in my head

that nothing's happened
the whole time.

There wasn't nothing.
Was there?

I want to hear it
out your mouth. Was there?

- There's no--
there was no P in the V.

- There was no nothing.

- Okay.
- I don't want you

just to appease me,
I want you to tell the truth.

I want you to be honest
with what you think happened.

- We, like, kissed.
- Oh, hell no.

- I would be almost, like,
98% sure that we did kiss.

- That's a goddamn lie.
- Whatever.

I feel like Gus is
just trying to convince himself

that nothing happened the night

when we were together
in Panama City.

But, I mean,
I woke up in your bed.

- Put your big girl panties on,
quit your [bleep] crying,

and being a little bitch.

- Don't you dare say
that to me.

- I will make my way down there
to [bleep] you up.

- I hear about
a lot of nasty rumors

that are being spread
about myself.

I want you to be honest
with what you think happened.

- We, like, kissed.
- Oh, hell no.

I remember, that's the thing.

- Okay, then nothing happened.
- Nothing happened.

- Okay. I think he's still
trying to deny

that he doesn't
have feelings for me.

But I see the way
he looks at me.

I think that
there's still something there.

- Then right.
- Okay, then, right.

- Okay. I'm not arguing.
I'm just saying.

On that note, you want to go
get a drink or something.

All right. Let's do it.
After you.

I'm not upset about Nilsa
not having my back

in this situation at all.

I can live with myself

because I know
I did absolutely nothing.

- Hey wrap it up, wrap it up,
wrap it up.

We're going to MacDinton.

- The best thing about St. Pete

is there are so many bars here

and they're
in walking distance.

- I smell pizza.
- So good to be here, bro.

- We're going to MacDinton's
to turn up.

♪ ♪

- Oh, [bleep].
I'm [bleep] hammered!

- Kirk is sideways.

And what I mean by sideways
is [bleep] up.

If you wanna go home,
I'll go home with you.

- Yo, are y'all straight?

He can't even
stand up straight.

So I'm going to have to take
my boy Kirk home for the night.

Hey, we gotta go, bro.

- I was talking to Gus earlier.
- Uh-huh.

- Like, I understand
where his girlfriend,

where she's coming from
with the jealousy thing.

But it's been day, what?

- Three.
- Three.

And she's already
cussed him out.

- And she's coming to visit
next weekend.

- It's going to be crazy.
That's going to be crazy.

I'm seeing major,
major Kool-Aid, red flags.

Like, I don't think
that his relationship

has a really good ending,
and it's kind of reminded me

of the drama that I went
through last summer with Gator.

- She better not try you,
cause I'll drop that bitch.

- She ain't on probation.
She can drop that bitch.

- 'Cause I been waiting
to drop a hoe

you know what I'm saying?
[laughs]

- Come on.

- Hey, ooh--
Just let me piss.

I'm so hammered.

I'm [bleep] hammered.

- Likewise.

My heart's kind of
been heavy all night

because me and my girlfriend

haven't necessarily been
on the right terms.

I just wanted to see if we can
at least talk a little bit,

have a normal conversation
and see if we can get

to at least
a little bit better of a place

than where we are now.

- Hello.
- Hey, baby.

- You're drunk.

- Please don't [bleep]
say stupid [bleep].

- I'm really mad at you.
- Well, baby,

why does that mean
you get to hang up on me?

- "Oh, baby.
Oh, baby."

- Do you care
about my birthday

or that you're, like,
breaking my heart?

[clattering]

- Ugh.

- You should get
your priorities straight.

- Babe, I have
my priorities straight.

- G-Gus.

- Those people have never
worried one day

about making you happy,
have they?

- Gus, I dropped food
on my [bleep] shoes. Oh.

On my [bleep] shoes, bro.

- You still have
to be understanding.

- Why can't you
be understanding

about how horribly this hurts?

- My [bleep] shoes, dog.

- It's my birthday. It's not--

- Okay. It's your birthday.
I'm sorry.

And I can still be with you
if you come here.

Lisa, stop.

- I would have, I decorated my
whole room for your birthday--

- Lisa, stop doing this to me.
- But there's so much crap.

- [bleep] on my [bleep]
shoes, bro. [laughs]

- I do feel like I'm baring
my complete heart,

my complete soul, my complete
mind, and my whole body.

I've given everything
to this chick.

- Shoes, dog.

- And for whatever reason
I feel like

she doesn't just see as much

as I'm giving into this.

I'm [bleep] dying.

You don't care.
You want me to be miserable.

Unless I'm miserable,
you're not happy.

- Stop, you have to stop.

- All you're doing
is putting me down.

- Jesus Christ.
- I don't care.

I don't feel bad
for you for being--

- Yeah you don't give a [bleep]
about me,

all you care about
is your [bleep] self.

- Yo, what the [bleep]?
- It's my birthday.

- Take a step back and think
about me for a second.

[dial tone]

Goddamn.
[phone rings]

- What the [bleep]?

- Are you going to talk to me?
- I don't know,

are you going
to hang up on me again?

- You don't have anything
to say?

- You're talking to me like
I'm a [bleep] dog.

Stop guilt tripping me
all the time.

- It's my birthday.
- You hang up again?

[dial tone]

- His baby girl, Lisa,
she hangs up on him.

Then she's calling back.
Waking my ass up. I'm sick.

Once you wake me up, you
will deal with consequences.

[phone ringing]

- You answer it,
I'm not [bleep] talking to her.

- Waking me up,
you [bleep] bitch.

Quit your [bleep] crying,
and being a little bitch.

- Don't you dare say
that to me.

- [bleep] my boyfriend is
in the [bleep] desert.

How do you think
I [bleep] feel?

He's not going to be here
for my birthday.

So suck it the [bleep] up and
put your big girl panties on.

Quit [bleep] crying and being
a little [bleep] bitch.

If you call Gus a piece of
[bleep] one more [bleep] time,

I will make my way down there
to [bleep] you up.

Bitch. Goddamn.
[bleep] off.

- Bitch, you just got flowers
from your boyfriend.

- Don't you call me a bitch.
- Shut the [bleep] up.

Shut the [bleep] up.
- Kirk, do not call me a bitch.

♪ ♪

- Do you want to deal with that
for the rest of your life?

You know what
that reminds me of?

Logan [bleep] screaming at me.

Give it 24 hours.
Don't talk to her.

Let her sit there
and think about the [bleep]

she was saying to you.

Let her be angry.

'Cause a grown ass [bleep]
adult, a grown ass woman

wouldn't talk to her
significant other that way.

And if all she is,
is dragging you down.

You don't [bleep] need it like.

- Like, I'm hurting and she
don't care that

I'm hurting
because like I'm hurting

because I feel like
I'm not enough.

- Bitch, you're more
than enough.

You know I [bleep]
love you, dude.

- I know, I love you too.

- You know, her birthday
present needs to be?

You breaking the [bleep]
up with the bitch

cause I'm tired of her.
- [laughs]

- And it's only been
like, what? Two days?

- Three.
- ♪ I wanna talk to her ♪

- Taxi.

- I need something to eat
when I get home.

Excuse me, sir, we'd like to go
to the drive through somewhere.

- I'll give you a [bleep].
- Nilsa.

- ♪ For all the skulls
yeah, they keep on talking ♪

♪ You got a landline,
but you never call it ♪

- Nice blanket.

♪ ♪

- Oh, man, I needed
you last night.

I got into it on the phone bad.

- No [bleep].
- But it gets worse.

- What's--what do you mean
it gets worse?

What gets worse than that?

- She hung up, which then
she tried to call back.

Kortni comes up
and answers the phone.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, [bleep].

- She's [bleep] screaming,
cussing at her.

- Put your big girl panties on,

quit [bleep] crying,
and being a little bitch.

- Damn!

- Oh, I'm about to go
dap Kortni up right now.

Whoa, holy [bleep]!
This has escalated quickly.

- [bleep].
- [bleep].

- Have you talked to her since?
- No.

- Oh, [bleep].
- You in trouble.

- Yeah, you might need
to call her real quick.

Make sure she's straight.
- No, dude, she [bleep].

She was going in on me
for no reason.

You know, right now,
obviously,

I'm a little bit worked up.

I need something
to distract me.

I just need
to get out of the house.

Whether that'd be go lift
some weights,

go throw some axes,
go punch some walls.

It doesn't matter.

- Codi, are you going to
the gym with us today?

- Yeah, I'll go.
We're back at it.

The boys at the gym
we're about to go in here and--

- Oh boys,
I'm going to gym, too.

I'm going to the gym
-[all groan]

- And we're going
to go in here.

We're gonna have a good pump
cause veins equal gains. Right?

- That's right.

- ♪ We back again
What's happening ♪

♪ I'm on my grown man
so it's a fact, I win ♪

♪ No guy code,
no accidents ♪

♪ Matted black Benz
I'm rolling up ♪

♪ Always fly for the weekend ♪

♪ I ain't like your guy
he ain't like the I ♪

♪ My flyness just multiplies ♪

- All right, here we go.

I'm not lifting [bleep].
I'm just telling you right now.

[playful music]

- Don't break it.
- [grunts]

[intense music]

[playful music]

- Oh, hell no.

- If there was a bottle
of Hennessy over here

you'd be able to make it.
Come on!

- How come I says
I ain't burning calories yet?

How many calories
have I burned? 0.44.

Damn, they got piña coladas
and all kinds

of [bleep] over there.

That bar looks
really good over there.

- Let's go to the bar.

- I thought
you would never ask.

- Boy, that was horrible.
Let's just get [bleep] up.

- [bleep]
- [bleep]

- The hell with that.
- Hell yeah.

Now that me and Codi
are just friends,

we can joke,
we can flirt, we all of that.

Because that dynamic
between me and Codi

ain't gonna ever change.
To the gym.

- Yeah.
- To the gym.

- [bleep].
Let's get out of here.

- Let's go, baby.

- ♪ I'ma stat some facts

♪ And in fact I'm so sick ♪

♪ When I swing
that's a horse kick ♪

- I can't find a rag.

♪ ♪

- We're back!

- I don't know whose tie
this is but sorry,

I couldn't find a rag.

- That's mine.
- Sorry.

- Well, we had a great time
at the gym.

- We had a wonderful time.
We got [bleep] up.

- Yeah. We snuck out
into the bar.

We were right beside it.

So we come back from the gym.

We need to replenish our body.

Stupid ass.

So we're going to have
a nice, peaceful family dinner.

- Y'all, let's play football.
- You ready?

- Yeah. Not nothing. Ow!
[laughter]

- Oh my god. That was--
- Damn!

- Oh, my God.
[laughter]

- Man, I'm just [bleep]
annoyed.

I'm not even feeling
a little bit better.

I'm feeling a little bit worse.

- Oh, [bleep].
- What the [bleep]?

- Everybody is being extra,
extra, extra loud.

- Aw, [bleep]!
- Oh, [bleep]!

[all clamoring]

- And I just can't
handle it at all.

I'm aggravated
because I'm sick.

- Ohh!
[shouting]

- I'm aggravated because no one
will shut the [bleep] up.

Ohh,
I'm about to lose my [bleep]!

- Since when is it okay
to throw balls in the house?

- So what do you want us to do?

All just sit on the couch
and not talk?

- Can we get anything for you?
- I want to be left alone.

- Okay.
- My tonsils are touching now.

So it's just getting worse.
My antibiotics aren't working.

- Is there anything I can
do for you?

- What do you,
what do you want to see?

I can get everybody outside.

- No, I would just appreciate
them to understand

that I really am [bleep] sick.
- I know. We know you sick.

- Like, I'm not getting
any better

and it's stressing me out.
- I feel bad for Kortni.

Not only is she sick as a dog,
her boyfriend just left today

for a six month deployment.

I just talked to Kortni.

She wants everyone to leave her
the [bleep] alone.

- We haven't messed with her.

- We haven't bothered her
at all.

- I know, but, but, but
she just

doesn't want us to talk to her.

[doorbell dings]
- You got it Aimee?

- Yeah, I got it.

Hey.
- Hi. Delivery for Kortni.

Is Kortni here?
- Kortni, delivery.

- Kortni!
- You can come in.

- Welcome to the beach house.
- Kortni.

- Kortni, you got to come down
- Shut the [bleep] up.

[intense music]

- Oh, we're sorry ma'am.

- Do y'all deserve to be
talked to like that?

- Are you okay?
- Thank you.

"Thinking of you
from across the world,

feel better soon, babe.
Love Ryan."

- Aw, that makes me
want to cry.

- Have a good day.
Feel better than me.

- Kortni, what the [bleep] why
are you being so mean to her?

She brought you flowers.

- I'm not being [bleep] mean
I'm just saying,

y'all are [bleep] screaming

whenever I don't want y'all
to [bleep] scream.

- Bitch, you just got flowers
from your boyfriend.

- Don't [bleep] call me
a bitch.

- Shut the [bleep] up.
- Wrong time Kirk.

Don't poke the bear.
- Shut the [bleep] up.

- Kirk, do not call me
a [bleep] bitch!

- She won't ever deliver
flowers here again.

- Why are you
being so mean to her?

She brought you
[bleep] flowers.

- I'm not being [bleep] mean
I'm just saying,

y'all are [bleep] screaming

whenever I don't want y'all
to [bleep] scream.

- Bitch, you just got flowers
from your boyfriend.

- Don't [bleep] call me
a bitch!

- Shut the [bleep] up.

- Kirk, do not call me
a [bleep] bitch.

- Shut the [bleep] up.
- Don't call me a bitch!

- Uh-uh! Stop.
- Ungrateful ass.

Take your ass upstairs.
Go to sleep forever.

[bleep] you,
I don't give a [bleep].

- Hey, stop. Stop. Stop.
She's sick, yo.

- And I'm sick
of her dumbass [bleep].

- [bleep] off.

- Down to the cave.
Back she walks.

- All right, let's go eat.

♪ ♪

- Oh, I need some mac, too.

- Who else needs a piece
of chicken?

- Does anyone want to split
a piece of chicken on me?

- You want some mac?

- Kirk, what's wrong with you?
- Kirk drunk as [bleep].

- Y'all, I really do feel
bad for Kortni.

- I do, too.

- Like, her boyfriend
got deployed.

Like, I think she's
going through an anxiety--

- And she was rude as [bleep]
when he sent flowers.

- Yeah.
- She was so rude.

- All right, Candy.

- All right,
dear heavenly father,

thank you so much
for bringing us together again.

Bless this table,
bless this household,

and bless all of us that
we have a good night tonight.

No fights,
none of the BS, Lord God,

that we just go forth
and have a good night.

Good food, good meat,
good God, let's eat.

- How you guys feel about going
out on the weekend at Ferg's?

I'm ready to throw
those a battle axe--

- Let's all go to Ferg's.
- Hell yeah.

- They got that axe throwing.

So no heels ladies,
if you plan to throw axes.

All right, and no flip flops.

- That does sound fun though.

- You don't look like you
gonna make it out.

- I'm all right.
- You don't need to be around

no axes when you dark because,
I'm not trying to play.

- I'm okay.
- No,

- No, you not.
- She lying to you.

He's going to have the [bleep]

drinking all that
cheap ass wine.

- Anything else?
- You're short.

- Anything else?
- Your hair nappy.

- Anything else.
- And dry.

- If I try to put my fingers
through your hair,

it'll pull your whole head
off your shoulders.

- You know what this is?
This is flow.

You see how this [bleep] moves?
Your [bleep]

has been in one place
since we've even been here.

- And guess what?
This is real, what's that?

- Real cute.
- Whatever.

Y'all [bleep] wanna talk
about hair and [bleep],

y'all [bleep]
be tripping dog, for real.

- You dropping the N word
so I know you drunk.

- But that how he talk.

- Don't matter.
- Guess what?

This is me [bleep].
- Stop [bleep] playing.

- Candace.

- Honestly, I don't think

that we even need to sit down

and have dinner, you know,
because obviously this whole

sit down dinner [bleep]
don't work.

- She needs my anger
management teachers.

- You know how I feel about
that [bleep] word, stop.

- Kortni got
in my face earlier,

and now Candace overreacting.
I don't need this [bleep].

- It's just not cool.

- I don't give a [bleep]
I don't give a [bleep].

- If you gonna
keep using the N word

I ain't finna be in this bitch
cause this is too much.

- No, [bleep] that [bleep].

I don't give a [bleep]
about none of this [bleep].

- Stop using derogatory
ass language. Period.

- I don't give a [bleep]
I'm going to talk

how I'm wanna to talk.

- I'm upset, I'm angry,
and I'm mad

because I've asked Kirk
to use the N word.

And I think that he's setting
a bad example.

So sick of ignorant bitches.

[bleep]. It don't take [bleep]
to control your [bleep] mouth.

Ignorant ass [bleep].

- Aimee, I need you right now,
please.

I'm just kinda like,
"Get outta my face, bro."

- But Candace asked you
to stop saying the N word.

You got to stop--
- I don't give a [bleep]

- I know you don't give
a [bleep].

But look, you got to stop
saying the N word

because that hurts
Candace's feelings.

You know what I'm saying?

I think the Candace and Kirk

would be great candidates
for anger management.

I mean, I feel like
I should start running a class

every day to help
these crazy mother [bleep].

Listen, calm breathing.
One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

- Y'all [bleep] in this house
is something else.

- Don't go back in there Kirk.
Uh-uh don't go back in there.

Don't go back in there,
you hang out here with me.

You hang out here with me.

♪ ♪

- Cheers, [bleep].
- Cheers.

- To saving the night.
We still gonna

have a good night regardless.

- Regardless, dog.

♪ ♪

- I feel like I should
go apologize to Candace.

I feel bad for
like, pretty much

saying I don't care
I'm gonna say it.

Out of respect to Candace and
she doesn't want to hear it,

she's doesn't want
people to say it.

I'm not gonna say it.

Yo, Candy.

I'm gonna apologize, first off,
for how I came off.

Because I came off ignorant
as [bleep].

I'm going to try to really
be better about it.

I really am.

- I understand that you like,
okay,

it's a part of your vocabulary.
Everything else. I get that.

But we can't call ourselves
the New South

and everything else if
we still using terms like that.

Kirk, I know
you can watch out for it.

- I know what you're saying.

- I know you can watch out
for it

because I'm pretty sure if yo
ass went on a job interview,

you wouldn't be using
that [bleep] around them.

So you can't say, "Oh, I'm just
not going to do it."

Like, that's mad
disrespectful to me cause

I'm asking you from one
black person to another.

Don't use the [bleep]
in the house. That's it.

- Fair enough. Fair enough.

You right, I'm just saying,
I'm owning up and apologizing.

I'm one hundred million percent
in the wrong.

- I got you.
And me and you don't need

to be fighting like that.

That ain't the example.

- That's the main thing
I really want to get at.

- We really don't need
to be fighting like that.

I feel a lot better
now that me and Kirk

have settled things.

- Hey, I love you Candace.
- I love you, too.

- No, real talk I love you.
- So you know,

I'm accepting Kirk's apology.

But if I hear that word,
I'm turning up. Period.

You owe me a Henny and coke.
- [laughs]

- I'll get you one
at the bar tonight.

- Bar mobiles are here.
- All right, let's go, y'all.

- You deserve a lot better

than someone
who says that you're trash.

- Don't nobody bother you
when you're on the phone

with bitch ass Lisa.

- Hey, don't talk [bleep]
about my goddamn girlfriend.

- What happened?
- I'll beat his [bleep] ass

I don't give a [bleep], dude.
I don't give a [bleep]!

- Guys, stop!
- I'll beat your [bleep] ass

right now.
- Stop!

♪ I know what we do
is not right ♪

♪ But we gotta
make it to the top, right ♪

♪ You can find me
in the spotlight ♪

- Oh, that's a whole lot
of cute boys.

Hey, humpty dumpty
frumpty mugs!

It's the first Friday night
out in downtown St. Pete

and I'm hoping
to meet some cute boys.

I'm hoping Jeremiah
can get laid.

I'm hoping that Gus stays
faithful to his girlfriend.

♪ ♪

- I wanna damn drop,
but you single.

- We're having a great time.
Like, St. Pete gets lit.

There's girls on the bar
pouring shots into our mouth.

And then it's one Vegas bomb,
two Vegas bomb,

three Vegas bomb,
four Vegas bomb.

Mmm they're really good.

- You're so hot.
- Thank you, doll.

What's your name?
Jaclyn?

- Yeah.
- Gus, nice to meet you, girl.

- I feel like Gus

in this relationship
just ain't gonna work.

- Literally, I gave you
my number.

Did you keep it?
- Yeah I got it.

It's on my pocket
- Gus is a flirt.

He loves to buy girls drinks.

He loves to take shots
off a girl.

He loves girls
to take shots off of him.

- Take a shot with me.
- What?

- Take a shot with me.
- Let's do it.

We'll start with Vegas bombs
and we'll go from there.

- Gus, come on.
Give us a break.

- Cheers. To St. Pete!
- To St. Pete, baby.

- STP!

- You know, I'm trying my best
to be the best boyfriend,

but it's extremely difficult.
But I am I doing my best

to at least try to stay away
from the ladies.

Y'all are awesome, man.
I love drinking with y'all.

Y'all are a good time.

♪ ♪

- I can twerk with it.
I've got that rhythm.

- There you go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

♪ ♪

- This is the definition
of mixed messages.

♪ ♪

- We're heading out.
Come on, go. Go, go! Go, go!

- Like wait a minute. What?

Why are we going home?
And it's like midnight.

We never go home
until, like, the bars close.

I don't want to go home.
I don't want to go home.

- Well, too bad [bleep].
- This is all [bleep].

[bleep] I don't want
to [bleep] go home.

- He's being a dumb ass.
- I don't wanna go home.

I don't want to leave.
I'm [bleep] up

and I'm going to be
a rollercoaster of emotions.

Why do we have to go home?

[bleep] all those
fake ass bitches,

all them bitches
is fake as [bleep].

I don't even like them.

All them bitches
fake as [bleep].

- Who were all them girls
you were talking to?

- I've couldn't tell you.

- Lisa won't like that.
- I'm not doing anything wrong.

I'm just having conversations
with people, you know.

- I don't feel like
he's getting what he needs

from his girlfriend,
or he wouldn't be at the bar

trying to get
attention elsewhere.

- I don't know.

I got a lot of [bleep]
I gotta figure out.

- I think it's finally setting
in that Gus

is not happy
in his relationship.

Should've given me a chance
when you could have.

- I--I don't wanna go home.

You know what, I'm going
to sleep when I get home.

- [bleep] yeah.
- Please. I hope so.

Calm the [bleep] down.

- Your relationship is crazy.
I'm just saying if you're

going to waste your time
with somebody waste it

with somebody who makes you
feel good at all times.

You deserve a lot
better than that.

- I deserve better than what?

- Someone who says
that you're trash.

- ♪ It's taken
all of my patience ♪

♪ Feels like I'm holding you ♪

- She just implies that I don't
do enough,

which is not true
because I do everything. But--

- If she's not trying to uplift
you and make you feel good

when you're here,
what the [bleep] are you doing?

- I just feel like I'm trash
because

she's from a rich family,
I'm from dirt.

- You ain't trash.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Wake up,
make money ♪

♪ Get turnt,
then call it a day ♪

♪ Call it a day ♪

♪ I'ma call it a day ♪

- We should order pizza first
to meet us there.

- I would [bleep] eat
that [bleep].

- I'm gonna eat the [bleep]
out of that [bleep].

♪ ♪

- Oh, man.

- I am [bleep] hammered.

- Pizza, please.

- You going to sleep?

Codi?
- What?

- Why are you [bleep]
being like this, bro?

- I'm going to sleep.
Suck my [bleep].

- What's Codi mad for?

- You gotta understand how Codi
is when he's drunk.

- Did his [bleep] fall off
in the cab or something?

- No he's just being a bitch
about having to leave the club.

- I'm kind of upset.
I didn't want to leave.

I just want to put
myself to bed

and just pass the [bleep] out.

- Guys, I literally spent $100.

- Dude, I spent
like, $150 tonight.

- Oh! You didn't even get
any protein with that [bleep].

- All sugar, straight to my
[bleep] love handles.

- Ah!
- Don't.

- You deserve that.
- Come on, don't do it.

Like, bare stomach
or shirt stomach.

- Bare stomach. Or bare face.
- Are you slapping something?

Oh, [bleep]
I want to watch this.

- Don't hurt me too bad.

- I won't hurt you too bad.
- Oh, [bleep].

- Ow!
- [bleep], dude.

- Shut the [bleep] up.

- You said you wasn't going
to do it that hard.

- Y'all are getting
on my [bleep] nerves.

Shut the [bleep] up.
- He's on one.

- I'm about to go bitch
his ass out.

- No, no hey.
- No. Hell no.

He about to get it, dog.
[bleep] this [bleep].

Codi you bitch ass, come here.
Hey, bitch ass.

- Just leave me the [bleep]
alone I swear to god.

- Pull yourself together.

- Leave me alone.
- Pull yourself together.

What's wrong with you?

- Don't bother me.
Gus don't [bleep] bother me.

- You know, if somebody asks
to be alone in this house,

that just means everybody's
going to surround them

and never leave them alone.
If you want to be alone,

never say
that you want to be alone.

What's wrong with you?
This ain't no amateur hour.

Pull yourself together.

- Gus, just leave me
the [bleep] alone.

Leave me the [bleep] alone.

- Bro, I'm [bleep]
playing with you.

- Well go play with
somebody [bleep] else.

- I want to play with you, dog.
- I don't like playing.

- You guy want to
be messy tonight.

- I don't want to play tonight.

- What are you in
a bad mood for?

- Gus please don't
start with me.

- Why?
Why are you in a bad mood,

bro, nothing happened.

- [bleep] you.

- What's he so mad for?

- Get the [bleep] out of here.

- Pretzel?

You missed. You missed.

- Get out of my [bleep] face.
You keep [bleep] with me,

and I'm gonna come
for your jugular.

- You about to get
your ass jumped.

- What you turning on
a cold shoulder for dog?

We ain't done nothing.

- I asked you guys to leave me
the [bleep] alone.

And you haven't.
- Bro, we shouldn't--

Oh, eat a pretzel,
eat a pretzel, eat a pretzel.

Shut the [bleep] up.

- It's a pretzel!
- Don't nobody bother you

when you're on the phone with
[bleep] bitch ass Lisa, man.

- Hey. Don't talk [bleep]
about my goddamn girlfriend.

Don't [bleep].

Don't [bleep] about
my girlfriend. [bleep] bitch.

- Stop, stop, stop, dude.
- Talk [bleep] at me some more.

- [bleep].
- [bleep].

I'll beat your goddamn ass
right now.

- What happened?
- I'll beat his [bleep] ass

I don't give a [bleep], dude.
I don't give a [bleep].

- Guys, stop.
- I'll beat his ass right now.

- Stop!