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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:04,670 - It's puke and rally time! - Whoo! 2 00:00:04,739 --> 00:00:07,206 - We spent two awesome summers in Panama City Beach. 3 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:09,942 - Chi chis up! [cheering] 4 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,343 - But this summer, 5 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,245 we're bringing the party down to Saint Pete. 6 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,580 - [laughing] 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:16,215 - There's new beaches. There's new boys. 8 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:17,983 There's new bars to get kicked out of. 9 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,451 He's cheating. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,819 - Whoever Saint Pete is, 11 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:23,655 he has no idea what he's getting himself into. 12 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,290 - Ey-- - Don't--don't touch me. 13 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,325 [all shouting] 14 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,293 [heavy metal music] 15 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,795 - [shouting] 16 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,131 - Do not call me bitch! 17 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,533 - Bring it! 18 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,834 - What's the worst that can happen 19 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,302 other than somebody going to jail? 20 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,338 - I would like you to see your cake. 21 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,774 - [shouts] - Oh! 22 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,576 [laughter] 23 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,647 [country rock music] 24 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,183 ♪ ♪ 25 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:54,453 - ♪ Sweet home Floribama ♪ 26 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,121 ♪ ♪ 27 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,123 ♪ Where the skies are so blue ♪ 28 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,458 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 29 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,761 - ♪ We'll have a good, good time ♪ 30 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,229 - ♪ The sun just dropped, the bottles all popped ♪ 31 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,364 ♪ We did the molly wop, the party don't stop ♪ 32 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,800 ♪ The models came out ♪ - Cheers. 33 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,635 - Saint Pete ain't ready for us. 34 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,270 As much as we love PCB, 35 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:12,938 Kortni has peed everywhere. 36 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:14,706 Kirk has punched too many people. 37 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:17,309 Aimee got us banned from too many places. 38 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:18,477 Time to go to Saint Pete. 39 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,711 We love PCB so much, 40 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,213 we're gonna take a break from it. 41 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,248 Finally getting on our flight to Saint Pete. 42 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,684 - Leaving Panama City is gonna be hard 43 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,886 because I have a new boyfriend. 44 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,422 And I'm trying to be 45 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:33,192 the best version of myself that I can be. 46 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,626 So I'm just gonna, 47 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:37,429 you know, keep it to the toilet and pee in the toilet 48 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,865 'cause I'm not trying to go to jail for that reason. 49 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:43,836 - Cheers. We come supplied and ready. 50 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,871 ♪ ♪ 51 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,873 - Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you 52 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:51,143 that due to inclement weather, the flight has been grounded. 53 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:55,481 - ♪ When they ask me where I've been ♪ 54 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,216 ♪ Busy ♪ 55 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,184 ♪ When they ask me where I live ♪ 56 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,686 ♪ The city ♪ 57 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,788 - [cheering] - Saint Pete! 58 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,490 - Saint Pete! - Oh, my God! 59 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,892 - Ah! Let's get it. - I'm just like, "Ah!" 60 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,160 - What bars can we get kicked out of this time? 61 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,194 - Yeah. 62 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,596 Saint Pete, I don't know 63 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,297 if you're the saint of drama, the saint of punching, 64 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,399 the saint of partying, the saint of nightlife. 65 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,168 - Uh, you don't need to be getting kicked out of nothing. 66 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,636 - [laughs] 67 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,338 - I think Saint Pete is gonna be mad good for us. 68 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,973 We have a new city. 69 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,308 I'm just coming to attack Saint Pete. 70 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,410 We don't know who Pete is, but Pete ain't ready. 71 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,947 - I'm throwing up in urinals, toilets, trash cans, 72 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,582 sinks, bathtubs. 73 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,285 The king of puke and rally is here in Saint Pete. 74 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,621 - [makes silly noise] - Saint Pete! 75 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,122 - Candace is still single. 76 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:38,557 I'm still single. 77 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,759 My big heart eyes. Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. [laughs] 78 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,427 - Where's Aimee? Where's the mermaid? 79 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,795 - We're supposed to meet them here, right? 80 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:44,997 - Yeah, I think. - Yeah. 81 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:47,699 [dance music] 82 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:51,637 ♪ ♪ 83 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,005 - Saint Pete, baby! - [laughs] 84 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,373 - It's time to have some fun. We on vacation. 85 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,974 - You scared the [bleep] out of me, dude. 86 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,243 We're back! 87 00:02:58,312 --> 00:02:59,878 - I'm just here to have a good time with my boys. 88 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:00,946 - Yeah. 89 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,714 - And just enjoy the summer stress-free, 90 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,050 but that's a lot easier said than done. 91 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:06,585 Jeremiah and I both have always been single 92 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,986 when we've gotten into the beach house, 93 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,121 but things are a little bit different now 94 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,622 since I'm in a serious relationship. 95 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,057 I've been dating this girl named Lisa. 96 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:13,659 She's cute as all get-out. 97 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,460 You know, I think Jeremiah might be a little bit jealous 98 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,496 because, like, I think it's been five or six months 99 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,031 since Jeremiah has been laid. 100 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:21,133 I think it's time for Jerry boy to find some lady friends. 101 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,434 - Yup. 102 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:29,408 ♪ ♪ 103 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:33,278 - Update: We are going back to the gate. 104 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,248 - All the flights are canceled out of Panama City. 105 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,417 A1-800-Call-Sharon. [ding] 106 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,887 I'm gonna call my mom because this is a awful situation. 107 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,488 [gags] - Just got off the plane. 108 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,857 - ♪ Sharon's coming to get us ♪ 109 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,259 - I have no idea 110 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,461 how Kortni's gonna live without Mama Sharon this summer. 111 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:53,999 - Road trip with Mama Sharon in the mom car! 112 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,968 - She was at the airport in 20 minutes 113 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,036 to drive us to Saint Pete with no hesitation. 114 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:01,473 Mama Sharon, do you just stand by, waiting to rescue Kortni? 115 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,875 - At least IBS hasn't struck. 116 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:08,914 ♪ ♪ 117 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:10,115 - Since last summer, 118 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:12,517 I graduated from anger management school. 119 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,653 Bitch, you ain't gonna talk to me like that! 120 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,255 What's up? 121 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,322 [indistinct shouting] 122 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,724 Bitch! 123 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,425 I may not have my diploma from high school, 124 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,628 but I have my diploma in anger management, 125 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,030 and that counts as something. 126 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,131 - Aimee! - Aimee! 127 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,600 - Aimee! - Aimee! Hey, shorty. 128 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,135 - What's up? - Look at that mermaid hair. 129 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,970 Me and Aimee have become really close 130 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,672 over the last year, 131 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,607 so we agreed that we was gonna room together 132 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,709 Like, why not room with the person 133 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,045 that you're actually close with outside the house? 134 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,147 - [flamboyantly] Bye! 135 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:43,749 - Saint Pete! 136 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:44,783 It's gonna be great. 137 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,585 Whoo! - Whoo! 138 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:50,322 Saint Pete is, like, the capital of, like, fun. 139 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,657 - Let's start this car up, man. 140 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,325 - New city, new everything. 141 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,194 We found this great house online, right on the water. 142 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,362 - So ready. 143 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,530 - Let's [bleep]ing go. 144 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:04,369 ♪ ♪ 145 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,906 - Y'all, so I have met the most amazing guy 146 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,074 in the whole entire world. 147 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,976 - Ooh! What's his name? 148 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:12,277 - Shut up. - His name's Dillon. 149 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,645 And he's a felon. 150 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,480 And y'all know I love criminals. 151 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,882 - Yeah, you a sucker for felons. 152 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,116 - Girl, now, hold up. You better be careful 153 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,318 for them felons, 'cause I had me one last summer. 154 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:20,819 - And he has the biggest [bleep] 155 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,354 I have ever seen in my life. 156 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:25,190 [awkward music] 157 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,225 His name is Dillon Johnson, 158 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,961 with the biggest johnson I have ever seen. 159 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,097 Oh, my gosh. It's big and long. 160 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,999 You know, like, the ones, like, it hurts, 161 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:37,169 but it feels good. 162 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,338 And you know how guys let-- uh, most guys 163 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,273 with a big [bleep] can't [bleep] cookie good? 164 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:43,508 Oh, girl, he can [bleep] some cookie. 165 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,677 - I, uh--it sounds like he meets all your criteria, Aimee. 166 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:48,113 - He does. He meets all of my criterials. 167 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,314 He's a felon-- - "Criterials"? 168 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,283 [laughter] - "My criterials." 169 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:52,751 - I think I'm in love. 170 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,387 As soon as I found out that Dillon had a record, 171 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,722 it was on from there. 172 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,691 He's a burglar that stole my heart. 173 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,759 He beat on it like this. 174 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,160 [slapping palms] 175 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,762 It sounds like a round of applause 176 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,364 because that's how good it is. 177 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,132 - Damn. Okay. 178 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:11,870 ♪ ♪ 179 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:15,207 - So remember, you're more mature this summer. 180 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,242 You've grown up a little bit. 181 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,244 - You know how to use a potty. 182 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:22,481 - I've always known how to use a toilet. 183 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,916 I...just, they're gross. 184 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,852 - They are gross. Toilets are gross. 185 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,488 Mama Sharon, how long do you think it is 186 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,689 before Kortni calls you to come and get her? 187 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:34,092 - Um, a week. [laughter] 188 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:37,596 ♪ ♪ 189 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,398 - How are things with you and Lisa doing? 190 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,333 - Actually, things with me and Lisa are going really good. 191 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:42,667 I mean, she obviously is, like-- 192 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,269 has a little bit of a hard time 193 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:46,638 when it comes to me coming back to the beach house, because-- 194 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,640 - We all know who that's because of, you know? 195 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,909 - Yeah, and, like, I don't blame her at all. 196 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,011 Obviously, the situation's a little bit hard for me 197 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,480 because, you know, me and Nilsa do have history. 198 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,249 ♪ ♪ 199 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,984 - I just wanna be with you. 200 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,021 - Obviously, my girlfriend isn't necessarily the happiest 201 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,256 that I'm moving into a house 202 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,024 with somebody that I've had a fling with. 203 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,526 But at the end of the day, she does love me, 204 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,928 she does trust me, and, I mean, that's all I need. 205 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,764 - So officially, uh, no more Gilsa? 206 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,166 Has that ship sunk? 207 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,668 - Dude, Gilsa is dead and gone. - [laughs and claps] 208 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,804 - I have full trust in myself not to do anything. 209 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,005 I know I'm a good man. 210 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,239 It's just, 211 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,741 I'm hoping other people can respect my boundaries 212 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:23,875 on that as well. 213 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,210 - Yeah. 214 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,478 Good luck with that one, but... 215 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,779 [laughter] 216 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,282 - Gus has a girlfriend who doesn't like me. 217 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,983 - So I've heard. 218 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,219 - She's 19! 18, 19. 219 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,755 When Gus and I ended last summer, 220 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,658 we decided that, you know, we're just gonna be friends, 221 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:42,661 there's no Gilsa, that's it. 222 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,564 But it's like every time we meet up, 223 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,366 we still are, like, electricity just... 224 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,602 - So you think there's a jealousy thing 225 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,903 because you.. - Of course. 226 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,472 - I mean, look at me. 227 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,173 - You-- - [laughs] 228 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,142 - Nilsa, you are beautiful. 229 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,778 ♪ ♪ 230 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,646 - "Beach Vista." - We almost there! 231 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,114 - Is this it? Are we sure this is it? 232 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,649 - Dang! - Yup. 233 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,418 - Wait, this big-ass thing? - Holy [bleep]. 234 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,553 - [screaming] - Oh, no way. Wow. 235 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,590 - Oh, [bleep]. 236 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,225 - I'm pulling up to this house like, 237 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,962 "Yes. My credit score has been increased by 200 points." 238 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,563 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my-- 239 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,532 - What the [bleep]? 240 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:23,401 - Ey! 241 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,403 - ♪ Yo! Ey ♪ - Oh, my God. 242 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,038 [all cheer] 243 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:30,208 - I feel like I need a robe on with a cigar, some slippers. 244 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,243 You know, all that good [bleep]. 245 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,511 - Holy [bleep]. 246 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,312 This sumbitch is expensive. 247 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,915 - Hold up. Bad bitch, line one. [laughs] 248 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:40,018 [laughter] 249 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,087 - Yo, I could put my ass down here, 250 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,488 and y'all don't gotta hear me snore. 251 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,624 - ♪ I'm a jet set player, yeah ♪ 252 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,058 - It's a rug picture, girl. 253 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,527 That's, like, some international [bleep]. 254 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,395 - ♪ Tryna party, man, those flashing lights ♪ 255 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:52,030 - Nah. That's mine. Get out. 256 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,599 - The bathroom is bigger than my whole trailer. 257 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,134 - ♪ Living like high rollers ♪ 258 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,604 - I feel like the queen of England. 259 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,705 Look at this, Codi. 260 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,007 - You running the water bill up. 261 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,775 - ♪ 'Cause we're the high rollers ♪ 262 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,310 - Jesus Christ, thank you! 263 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,579 - Oh! All this [bleep]ing space. 264 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,880 - Holy-- - [bleep]! 265 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,181 - Oh, my gosh. - Holy [bleep]. 266 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,450 - Look at our view, y'all. - [gasps] 267 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,119 Oh, we got the neighbors over there! 268 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,287 Neighbors! 269 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,755 Hey, y'all. 270 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,557 - This poor beautiful house is gonna be [bleep]ed 271 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,991 by the end of the summer. 272 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,259 - Welcome to the neighborhood. 273 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,796 [laughter] 274 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,001 ♪ ♪ 275 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,369 - What up, Nilly? - I don't wanna get in trouble 276 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,405 for hugging you, now. - It's just a friendly hug. 277 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,173 - How long you think he gonna be faithful? 278 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,775 - What do you consider faithful? 279 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,877 - Is everybody taking body shots off of me now? 280 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:43,315 ♪ ♪ 281 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,816 - No matter how good I try to be, 282 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,117 something always has to happen. 283 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,285 - Ey, you about to tell her what you did? 284 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,787 - Hello? - Hey, baby. 285 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,322 - Listen, I can't really talk to you right now. 286 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,456 I'm, like, really upset. 287 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:52,724 - Ah, Jesus Christ. 288 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,227 - I'm eating me some pizza rolls. 289 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,629 Man, this house is way too nice. 290 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,598 How do you--how you find the microwave in this bitch? 291 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,267 Y'all, how do you find the microwave? 292 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:03,301 Is that it? 293 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,036 [quirky music] 294 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,137 [button beeps] Ooh, y'all. 295 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,372 Look at this. Lookit. Lookit. 296 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,940 Look. Check this out. 297 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,241 [button beeps] 298 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,944 [squeals] 299 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,646 - What is that? A oven? 300 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,414 - I don't--is that a microwave? 301 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,482 I don't think that's a microwave. 302 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,050 - It is a microwave. 303 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,418 Uh, hello? 304 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,356 Can you start? - Cook something. 305 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,624 - Cook something! 306 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,858 Cook the pizza rolls. 307 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,026 Pizza rolls. Three minutes. 308 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,194 - I don't think that's the microwave. 309 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,096 - It's an Alexa microwave? 310 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,397 - Rich people [bleep]. 311 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,832 Why it be so complicated? 312 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,935 [buttons beeping] 313 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,571 How the [bleep] you work this thing? 314 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:43,341 ♪ ♪ 315 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,542 - Okay, yeah. That looks right. 316 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,478 That looks right! That looks--whoo! 317 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,947 We arrived alive. Thank you, Mama Sharon. 318 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,615 - Y'all grab your big bag. 319 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,816 - Get ready, Saint Pete. 320 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,419 My chi chis are up. My hair is looking good. 321 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,855 Whoo! 322 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,757 Nilly has arrived. 323 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:03,294 - Ey! [all cheering and shouting] 324 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,630 - Oh, [bleep]! - Give me a hug. 325 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,265 - Hey, girl. 326 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,800 - Mama Sharon! What up, baby? 327 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,001 - [laughs] 328 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,503 - Look how thick I am now. - Oh, [bleep]. 329 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,971 I got a butt. - You look good. 330 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,839 - You can grab it. Like, a whole handful. 331 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,007 - Whoo! 332 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,542 - Remember, my booty-- - Oh, yeah. 333 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:19,778 You are thick, girl. - Let's go look at the rooms. 334 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,646 Where are the rooms? Upstairs? - [mouths word] 335 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,982 I told Candace a couple of months ago 336 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,583 that I would room with her, 337 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,752 and then Nilsa called me, crying, 338 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,955 and told me that I had to absolutely room with her. 339 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,424 - Where's our room? - Right here. 340 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,392 - Okay. - This is our closet. 341 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,528 And that's your bed. And this is my bed. 342 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,563 I honestly feel like a tug-of-war rope. 343 00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:41,132 Like, everybody wants me to room with them, 344 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,701 and I don't know why, because I feel like 345 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,402 I'm, like, the dirtiest bitch here. 346 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,671 - Look. I already dirtied it up. 347 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,073 - Yeah, throw [bleep] everywhere. 348 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,809 Let's throw pictures off the wall so they don't want it. 349 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,043 - Dang, Aimee. 350 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,479 You just dropped me to go room with Nilsa 351 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,815 after we had an agreement for a whole year. 352 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,950 - Our room. Okay. 353 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,853 - Have y'all ever moved into a beach house with crazy people? 354 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,455 Like, if you have, then you know you gotta 355 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,889 get in there and claim your room. 356 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,392 - We need to let them know we've marked our territory. 357 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:09,227 Just like my dog Gizmo used to do. 358 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,829 Let's just flip this upside down. 359 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,431 - Yeah. Our room. Okay. 360 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,566 - Hold on. 361 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,034 Let's throw the pillows off the bed too. 362 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,869 - Didn't y'all see the fiasco that happened last summer? 363 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,306 - Who the [bleep] moved my [bleep] out of my [bleep]? 364 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,907 You wanna move some [bleep] of ours? 365 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,843 Move your [bleep]ing [bleep]. [all shouting] 366 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,344 - If you ruin my white goddamn [bleep]ing pants, 367 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,746 it's [bleep]ing on. 368 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,447 [slams wall] - Knock a [bleep] out. 369 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,583 - I dare them to touch my purse. 370 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,752 Okay. Yeah. We're good. 371 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,386 All right. They'll get the picture. 372 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,021 No! 373 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,692 Not the Louis. Okay. All right. We're good. 374 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:44,162 [sneaky music] 375 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,630 ♪ ♪ 376 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:46,998 - Okay, if you want some real [bleep]... 377 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,466 - Yeah. - 'Cause I've been drinking, 378 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,768 so I might as well just tell the real [bleep]. 379 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,871 I'm always second option to everybody. 380 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,606 People be [bleep]ing me over. 381 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,841 Aimed [bleep]ed me over. Period. 382 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,244 And it looks like I have to room with Kortni. 383 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,945 I know you a nice girl at heart, 384 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,514 but all I'm saying is that, like, 385 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:06,184 you will go and embrace everybody else in this house, 386 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,887 but never have you ever stood up for me on [bleep]. 387 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,790 This last summer, you turned against me over Gus. 388 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,492 Over--over--over some [bleep] like--for why? 389 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,161 Me and Kortni, we ain't as close as we was 390 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,629 from the first summer. 391 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,431 - You don't even deserve to be called a woman, honestly. 392 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,499 - Really? 393 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,967 Thank you for having my back, Kortni. 394 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,302 I didn't disrespect you. - Yeah, I do have your back. 395 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,937 Yes you did! - I didn't disrespect you. 396 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,706 - You stare at me like I'm a piece of [bleep], 397 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,543 and I won't do a [bleep] damn thing, Candace. 398 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,045 - ...say nothing. Like, you don't understand. 399 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,146 When it comes to my friends, 400 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,815 I don't be silent about anything. 401 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,750 I would've stood up for you no matter what. 402 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,251 - Can I apologize to you for that? 403 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,986 - You can apologize to me-- - And I can show you 404 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,221 by my actions? - But Kortni--yes. 405 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,756 Kortni, you really have to, like, show me, 406 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,357 'cause I feel like I went through a lot last summer. 407 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,193 Like... - You did. 408 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,594 - I just--I just ask that you show me. 409 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,795 If you serious about it, show me. 410 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:51,896 That's it. - Yeah. 411 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,231 - That's it. 412 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,935 - I am completely blindsided by Candace. 413 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,837 I have already apologized 414 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,705 for what has happened in the past. 415 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,407 I thought we got over that. 416 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,410 She, like, sat me down, and she was like, 417 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,645 "We pretty much don't have a [bleep]ing friendship." 418 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,980 - Listen-- - Dude, I knew I was gonna be 419 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,715 walking in on some stressful-ass [bleep]... 420 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,884 - Listen. - Like... 421 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,853 - Don't--don't-- - [groans] I'm not. 422 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,122 - Don't cry and don't get upset, okay? 423 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,959 You just be the better person-- always. 424 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,694 - I am. - And that's why it hurts you. 425 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,730 Because you thought that y'all would be okay. 426 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,466 [emotional music] 427 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,001 You got this, kay? 428 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,369 You got this. 429 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,973 - Honestly, being away from my mom this summer, 430 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,474 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 431 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,610 She always knows the right thing to say 432 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,078 to make me feel better. 433 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,746 - Now you just stay the strong one. 434 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,381 - I'm gonna miss her. 435 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,782 She's gotta go. 436 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,018 - I've gotta drive back. all: Aww. 437 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,654 - But I love y'all. - And we all love you too. 438 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,556 - Mama Sharon, don't cry. - We'll take care of her. 439 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,690 - We'll take care of her. We'll see you soon. 440 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,825 - We always do. - Don't make me cry. 441 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,093 - We always take care of Kortni. 442 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,494 - We'll take care of her. - I know. [laughs] 443 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,230 - This is probably the scariest thing 444 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,798 Kortni's ever done in her life. 445 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,001 - Come here. Come here. - It just got super real. 446 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,402 - [murmurs soothingly] 447 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,737 It's okay. 448 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,272 - [sniffles] 449 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,873 - All right. I'ma need a shot. 450 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,375 - Hey, pour up a shot. - I need a... [laughs] 451 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,976 - Ey, dark or light? 452 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,444 - [laughing and screaming] 453 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,281 [all talking excitedly] 454 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,616 - She can't have dark! - She loves dark. 455 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,684 [all talking at once] 456 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,319 - Today's over with. 457 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,520 - [imitates train chugging] 458 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,023 [laughs, imitates train whistle] 459 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,724 [laughter] 460 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,394 ♪ ♪ 461 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,995 - Dude, look at this neighborhood. 462 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,830 - Dude, it is fancy. - Talk about fancy. 463 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,799 - Holy cow. - Oh, my... 464 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,601 - We living like kings, baby. 465 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,869 - Oh, my God. 466 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,404 It's official! 467 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,640 Jerry-Gus is in the house! 468 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,309 - [squeals] - [laughs] 469 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,678 - Oh, my goodness. - [laughing] 470 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,613 - The palm tree shirt is back! 471 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:49,681 - Oh, [bleep]! 472 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,317 - [bleep]. Not the shirt. [laughter] 473 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,552 - What up, [bleep]? 474 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,120 - How busy have you guys been? 475 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,388 - [chuckles] Real busy. 476 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,523 - [laughs] 477 00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,891 Gang's all here, man. 478 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,126 Guys, this place is sick. 479 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,095 It'd be like a high school reunion for me 480 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,496 if I actually went to high school. 481 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,298 - Where your facial hair at? - I shaved. 482 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,167 - Why you do that? - 'Cause I was looking old. 483 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,969 I wanna feel young again. - Oh, no. 484 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,137 No, no, no. You need your facial hair back. 485 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,007 Mm. No. That's not for him. 486 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,208 Grow that [bleep] back. 487 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,243 - I don't want to. I'd rather rock the baby face. 488 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,778 - Listen. No. - Why not? 489 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,080 - That's not for you. - Are you telling me I'm ugly? 490 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,082 - Did your girlfriend want you to look younger for her? 491 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,717 - I just feel like instead of looking like, you know, 492 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,585 Rick Ross, you looking more like, you know, George Michael. 493 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,953 - You look cute. - You know what I'm saying? 494 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,355 - What up, Nilly? You doing good? 495 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,223 - I don't wanna get in trouble for hugging you, now. 496 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,591 - Just a friendly hug. That's all it is. 497 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,027 - Oh, [bleep]. - I'm at the beach. 498 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,162 I'm not wearing a shirt. I'm hot. 499 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,231 - Oh, here we go. Here we go. 500 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,000 - Gus, why are you taking off your shirt? 501 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,236 Don't you have a lady? Who are you trying to impress? 502 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,905 Nilsa? I'm not shocked. 503 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,440 [shady music] 504 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,509 - He got a girlfriend. - Mm-hmm. 505 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,378 How long you think he gonna be faithful? 506 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,214 - What do you consider faithful? 507 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,449 Because remember when we were in Panama City Beach? 508 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,650 - Mm-hmm. 509 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,819 - There's probably still some unresolved feelings 510 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,689 because right after the hurricane, 511 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,958 there was this night when we were in PCB 512 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,128 that I did wake up in his bed. 513 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,529 I don't really know 514 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,664 if Gus was dating his girlfriend at the time. 515 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,567 Like, if he was like, "This is my 100% girlfriend," 516 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,903 I probably wouldn't have woke up in his bed. 517 00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,271 - [cackles] 518 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,507 - What's going on with Kortni? I hear she's in a... 519 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,242 long-term relationship too now. 520 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,676 - Mm-hmm. - Yup. 521 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:26,978 - It sounds like everybody in a long-term relationship 522 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,647 except me, Candace, Nilsa, and Jeremiah. 523 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,948 - I heard my name. 524 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,217 - Yeah, all I said was the only people coming in here 525 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,754 that's single this time is you, me, Candace, and Jeremiah. 526 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,389 - So it should be very, very interesting... 527 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,757 - It should be interesting. - To see how it plays out. 528 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,992 - But we gonna see. And that's all I'm gonna say. 529 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,493 We'll see what's gonna happen. 530 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,295 Gus having a girlfriend this summer is gonna be tough 531 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,730 because I don't think 532 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,032 Gus or Nilsa understand where the boundaries are. 533 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,867 Nilsa'll start looking at him and start... 534 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,936 flapping them eyes like that, and then, 535 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,304 [blubbering] "I'm only a man. 536 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,573 "I'm only a man. I'm trying to be good." 537 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,708 That should only last for a little while. 538 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,610 Is she gonna come and visit? - Probably not. 539 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,878 - Why not? 540 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,246 - I don't want her around you, to be honest. 541 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,315 - Oh, [bleep]. 542 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,984 The tension between Gus and Nilsa is thick as butter. 543 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,886 - He's saying you got baggage. That's what he's saying. 544 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,054 - No, I'm not saying you got baggage. 545 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,255 - That's what he's saying. - It's just, 546 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,356 I don't want no more [bleep] on my back. 547 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,392 I just wanna be here, stress-free, 548 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,327 no drama, drink with my boys, and just have some fun. 549 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,662 That's it. - Well, listen. 550 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,097 Let me tell you something. Hey, can I tell you something? 551 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,364 Good luck. 552 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,701 Listen, this whole summer is a recipe for disaster. 553 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,236 Codi's crystal ball says 554 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,039 Gus and his girlfriend... 555 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,041 I don't know if they're gonna make it through the summer. 556 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,944 ♪ ♪ 557 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,582 ♪ ♪ 558 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,150 - The situation is a little [bleep]ed up. 559 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,384 A lot of people don't move in to a house 560 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,586 with somebody they hooked up with before 561 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,987 while they're in a relationship. 562 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,589 And I'm missing, like, her birthday to be here. 563 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,157 Like, that's a big deal. 564 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,293 - We all choose to spend our summers here. 565 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,195 - Yeah. We do. - No one forces you to. 566 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,530 - No, I know. And I'm still here. 567 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,398 So I chose--like, obviously, I've chose you guys. 568 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,600 I'm still here. 569 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,268 It's just, at the end of the day, like, 570 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,371 I have a girlfriend and her feelings have to come first. 571 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,806 [shady music] 572 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,075 - I'm not Gus's girlfriend's biggest fan. 573 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,943 She's probably only temporary. I don't know. 574 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,245 Maybe they'll last forever. 575 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,746 But I'm definitely not going anywhere. 576 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,181 I'm a part of this family, 577 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,384 and I'm not gonna feel like I need to be exiled 578 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,887 because I used to hook up with Gus. 579 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,388 - But you have to see it from her side too. 580 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,657 I'm not gonna let this be just, like, a bash-fest on her. 581 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,792 Because, like, I would be insecure as [bleep] 582 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,927 if she was moving back in to a house 583 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,595 with somebody she hooked up with. 584 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,264 - I'm not sure how many rules 585 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,765 Gus's girlfriend wrote for him 586 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,167 before he came to the beach house, 587 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,968 but I'm not gonna worry about that drama. 588 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,671 Anyway, shut the [bleep] up, guys, and let's take a shot. 589 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,739 - Quo Foh shot. 590 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:35,773 We ain't had a Quo Foh shot yet. 591 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:36,841 - Quo Foh, baby. 592 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,643 ♪ ♪ 593 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,977 Whoo-hoo. 594 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,579 ♪ ♪ 595 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,148 Well, ladies, how are your relationships doing? 596 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,249 - Oh, mine is so good. 597 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,084 - Yeah? - Mine's a felon. 598 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,686 - Just what you always wanted. 599 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,655 - Yeah. He's a great guy. - So proud of you. 600 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,923 - Like, I've known him my whole life. 601 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,591 - Oh, really? - But I actually met him 602 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,126 because we were all at this bar, 603 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,527 and I was walking down a ramp, 604 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,262 and I slipped down it and I fell 605 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,198 and he came and helped me up, and he said, 606 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,832 "Let me hold your hand for the rest of the night 607 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,134 so you don't fall again." - Aww. 608 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,636 - And we've been together every day since. 609 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,371 - I love that. 610 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,606 But I'ma kill him if he ever hurts you. 611 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,807 Let him know that. 612 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,043 - If he hurts me, I'm done with men, period. 613 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,144 I really am. - Yeah. 614 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,514 - 'Cause I really didn't think I would like anyone else. 615 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,615 - Yeah. 616 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,849 - Ryan gets deployed in two days? 617 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,251 [tense music] 618 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,686 ♪ ♪ 619 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,421 I'm sorry, Kortni. 620 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,923 Kortni's boyfriend getting deployed is very sad, 621 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,959 and I just want her to be okay. 622 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,293 - And are you guys good? You guys solid? 623 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,628 - Oh, yeah. You know, like, 624 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,263 trust is, like, the number one in a relationship. 625 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,199 That is, like, numero uno. - Yeah. 626 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:39,604 - And he doesn't pressure me to grow up. 627 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,340 - I'm very happy for you guys. And cheers to you both. 628 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,541 - Yes. 629 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,810 ♪ ♪ 630 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,245 - Can y'all keep it down just for a second? 631 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,980 [phone line trilling] 632 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,448 - All right. Here we go. 633 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,150 - Hey, baby. 634 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,151 - [excitedly] What's up? 635 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,486 - [chuckles] What's up, sweetie? 636 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,088 My girlfriend's struggling with the fact 637 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,522 that I'm away and I'm not gonna get to see her 638 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,857 for a little while and I'm gonna be out at the bars 639 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,158 drinking every night. 640 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,393 I just wanted to call and touch base with you 641 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:03,427 'cause I ain't talked to you in a couple days. 642 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,862 We're going out, and I'll call you 643 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,130 when we get back from the bar, okay? 644 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,231 It probably won't be too late. 645 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:10,434 - The more we can normalize it and just make her feel at ease, 646 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,769 the better off she's gonna be. 647 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,271 Hey, you better be on top of your schoolwork. 648 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,505 Don't be slacking. 649 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,073 - If your girlfriend has homework, 650 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,175 uh, she's too young for you, Gus. 651 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,410 - All right. Bye, baby. 652 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,645 - Aww. 653 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,580 - Love you. Bye. 654 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,049 - So guys, what's the full-on plan for tonight? 655 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,484 - We're gonna get [bleep]ed up. 656 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,220 - I think we're gonna go to this bar called MacDinton's. 657 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,889 My friend told me it was, like, the biggest and best bar here. 658 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,291 - No, it's a really good bar. - Nice. 659 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,525 - We'll have a good time. - They got dollar draft beers? 660 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,527 - I don't think they have dollar draft beer, Codi. 661 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,662 - [laughs] 662 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,963 - I think they left that in Panama City. 663 00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:40,665 - All right, I'm about to go change to get ready. 664 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,266 Listen, I've never been to Saint Pete before. 665 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,068 I honestly have no idea how tonight's gonna go. 666 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,970 I don't know what Kortni we're gonna get; 667 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,272 what's gonna happen; is Kirk gonna get bounced out a club? 668 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,107 - Whoo! 669 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,910 - Let me--let me check my hair real quick. 670 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,345 - Chi chis up for Saint Pete! 671 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,881 [all cheering] 672 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,582 - Let's get it! 673 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,818 - You know what? Fresh start. new city. 674 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:04,021 Dude, I'm gonna puke at 110%. I'm gonna drink at 110%. 675 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,356 - SPB! 676 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,957 - Saint Pete! - SPB! 677 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,225 - Saint Pete! - SPB! 678 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,994 - Saint Pete! - SPB! 679 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,395 - Saint Pete! 680 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,463 - Ey, MacDinton's? Hey, we're coming for you. 681 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,831 So watch out. - Saint Pete! 682 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,533 - SPB! - Saint Pete! 683 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:16,767 - I'm ready for this [bleep]. 684 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,071 [horn honks] - Taxis are here, [bleep]. 685 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,539 - Aimee? 686 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,708 - Ow! [bleep]. - Yeah, here we go. 687 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,543 - First night in Saint Pete, baby. 688 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,213 ♪ ♪ 689 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,649 - Cheers to Saint Pete! 690 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,584 - Whoo! 691 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,186 - Yeah! 692 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:38,422 [all cheering] 693 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,425 [rushing dance music] 694 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,194 ♪ ♪ 695 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,428 - [shouts] 696 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,097 Oh, my God! 697 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,432 - Ew. Jeremiah, are you okay? 698 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,503 - ♪ Ey, ey ♪ 699 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,105 ♪ We keep the party going ♪ 700 00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:57,408 ♪ Ey, ey ♪ 701 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,477 ♪ We keep the dream going ♪ 702 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,011 ♪ Ey, ey ♪ 703 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,381 - Oh! - Pay the man. Let's go! 704 00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,516 - Y'all, get out the van. 705 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,418 - ♪ Ey ♪ 706 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,454 - We pull up to MacDinton's, and this bitch is poppin'. 707 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:11,689 This is a Monday night. 708 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,124 We ain't even made it to the weekend. 709 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,725 You know, if all the bars are gonna be like this, 710 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,360 I think I could get used to Saint Pete. 711 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,696 ♪ ♪ 712 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,165 - Okay, so I left my ID on my plane. 713 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,734 So I don't have ID. But I'm 26 years old. 714 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,071 - Can I talk to a manager? 715 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,439 Can you go get your manager? 716 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,673 Dear Saint Pete, 717 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,709 please get me inside the club. 718 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,577 ♪ ♪ 719 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:36,046 [thumping dance music] 720 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,648 - Cheers to Saint Pete! 721 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,850 [cheering] 722 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,552 - SPB! 723 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,321 ♪ ♪ 724 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,424 - We're in the bar. We're taking Vegas bombs. 725 00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:48,859 Here's a Vegas bomb. Here's a Vegas bomb. 726 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,194 I'm like, "Wow, I'm about to be the drunkest 727 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,829 I've ever been on a Monday in my life." 728 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,531 ♪ ♪ 729 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,567 [cheering] 730 00:23:56,636 --> 00:24:01,605 ♪ ♪ 731 00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,207 I have a question. 732 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,380 When I can't get into the club, 733 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,248 I decide, you know, I'm getting a little creative, 734 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:14,251 gonna find another chick with ID that kinda look like me. 735 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,789 ...what I'm saying? 736 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,224 Like... [trills tongue] "I found it! Ooh! 737 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,026 Oh, wow! ID!" 738 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:24,228 - Hold on, Candace. They wouldn't let you in? 739 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,664 - No, it's okay. - No, no, no. 740 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,566 - It's okay. - No, no. 741 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,067 - No, it's okay. It's okay. - No. 742 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,669 - [tightly] No. Chill. It's okay. 743 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:34,038 We're gonna work it out. Go back in the [bleep]ing club. 744 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,339 Go back in the [bleep]ing club. 745 00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:36,373 - Okay. - You sure? 746 00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:38,509 - Yes. Go back in the club. 747 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:41,512 [music playing from inside club] 748 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,547 ♪ ♪ 749 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,750 - Mine. 750 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:50,788 - It's definitely me. 751 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,523 [awkward music] 752 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:53,858 ♪ ♪ 753 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,693 Oh, so you want me to leave? 754 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,863 Okay. 755 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,866 ♪ ♪ 756 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:04,268 - I'm drunk as [bleep]. I'm not Jeremiah. 757 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,570 I'm drunk as [bleep]. - [laughs] 758 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,672 - [cheers] 759 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:12,176 ♪ ♪ 760 00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:14,545 - Jeremiah's over here [bleep]ed up. 761 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:18,549 ♪ ♪ 762 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:19,850 Twisted. Turnt. 763 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,753 ♪ ♪ 764 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,388 - I don't know who I am! 765 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:25,789 - Cooter Brown drunk. 766 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,359 ♪ ♪ 767 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:29,793 - [yelling in slow motion] 768 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,295 - I love the new Jeremiah. 769 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:32,696 Welcome to the party, dude. 770 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:33,697 It's awesome, isn't it? 771 00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,032 I told you it was a lot of fun. 772 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,067 ♪ ♪ 773 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,304 - Masha? - Yeah. 774 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,039 - I'm Gus. Nice to meet you. 775 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,641 [no audible dialogue] 776 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,776 What, I got--did I get makeup on my cheek? 777 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,448 - I'm gonna be going out every night. 778 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,050 And y'all better be coming out with me. 779 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,885 - Yeah. [laughs dryly] 780 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,287 Yeah, he is. - He's ready to cheat. 781 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,788 - Ready to cheat. 782 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,156 Wait, is that girl's name Lisa? 783 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,458 It ain't even been 24 hours in this house 784 00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:04,161 and Gus is already acting like he forgot he had a girlfriend. 785 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,529 - Codi! 786 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,032 Gus is ready to cheat on his girlfriend. 787 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,133 - Duh. 788 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,569 ♪ ♪ 789 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:13,070 - ♪ Let me see you, let me see you, let me see you ♪ 790 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,340 - What's up, y'all? My name is Gus. 791 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,477 - [laughing] 792 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:23,948 ♪ ♪ 793 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,449 - You know, it's a hard situation, 794 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:27,751 being in the bar when you have a bunch of really, you know, 795 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,620 pretty girls--oh, [bleep]. I can't say that. 796 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,522 Cut. Scratch. Don't [bleep]ing use that. 797 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:32,823 [laughs] 798 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:33,824 - ♪ Let me see you, let me see you ♪ 799 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,426 ♪ Let me see you get low ♪ 800 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:36,994 ♪ Let me see you, let me see you drop down dirty ♪ 801 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,228 - ♪ Let me see you, let me see you ♪ 802 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,763 ♪ Let me see you get low ♪ 803 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:40,798 - ♪ Let me see you, let me see you ♪ 804 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:41,832 - ♪ Drop down dirty, dirty ♪ 805 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:45,202 - I don't care to watch this. 806 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,870 - Hold on. 807 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,472 I still kind of have, like, a little bit of faith 808 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:50,074 that I could get in the bar. [laughs] 809 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,142 So I'm, like, looking in my purse. 810 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:53,677 In between all of my business cards, 811 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,312 find my [bleep]ing ID. 812 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:58,315 [building dance music] 813 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:05,389 ♪ ♪ 814 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:10,995 - My boy Codi catching twerk from everyone. 815 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:14,865 Biting booties. Doing Codi-type [bleep]. 816 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,033 Like, you're going in! 817 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:18,869 ♪ ♪ 818 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,839 - Yo! Candace! 819 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:23,874 - After waiting two hours outside, 820 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,176 I walk into just chaos. 821 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,245 - [laughing] 822 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,948 - Jeremiah and these horrible, bad dance moves. 823 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,049 - [giggles] 824 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:35,486 - Okay. - Gus is cheating. 825 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:38,055 [music dies] And Kortni's crazy. 826 00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:41,558 ♪ ♪ 827 00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:43,460 It's just all messed up. 828 00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:46,030 [shady music] 829 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,231 And then 830 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:49,667 I see Codi dancing on some random chick, 831 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:51,935 got his hands all up on her gluteus maximus. 832 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,470 ♪ ♪ 833 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:55,706 Codi is so big of a flirt. 834 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,107 He can't control himself. 835 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:59,243 But you like me, though? 836 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:00,577 Hey! 837 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,346 ♪ ♪ 838 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:03,747 Get your hands off me. 839 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,483 - Make some noise! [continues indistinctly] 840 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:08,118 ♪ ♪ 841 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,288 - [retches] - Ew. Is he throwing up? 842 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,289 - He's throwing up. 843 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,391 - [slurping] 844 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,293 - Gus, just stop cheating on your girlfriend. 845 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:17,695 - How about Gus last night? 846 00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:19,930 He had, like, 20 bitches doing body shots off of him. 847 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,365 - Oh! - What? 848 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:22,533 - You better make a phone call today. 849 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:23,901 - Oh, my God. 850 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,271 [dance music] 851 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:29,273 ♪ ♪ 852 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,376 [cheering] 853 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,347 - Ah! 854 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,049 - Whoo! - Let's go. Let's go. 855 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:40,484 Let's go. 856 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,086 - So what are you doing? 857 00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:44,354 - I have no clue. I'm following this guy. 858 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:47,658 - Whoo! 859 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:49,693 [bleep] yeah! 860 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:52,262 - Oh, that's very nice. 861 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:55,699 - [bleep]ing Gus can't keep it in his pants 862 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:56,767 for one night. 863 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:59,937 - He's cheating. Is that Lisa? 864 00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:01,872 - Hey, is your name Lisa? 865 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:02,973 - Sarah. - No? 866 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,341 - Sarah. Oh, [bleep]. - Oh. 867 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,210 [laughing] My bad. 868 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,412 - Is everybody taking body shots off of me now? 869 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:10,981 ♪ ♪ 870 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,382 - [slurping] 871 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:13,584 - Some nasty hos. 872 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:15,085 - [blubbering] "I'm just a man. 873 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:18,055 I'm just a man. I'm trying to be a good guy." 874 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:20,190 Just--just stop cheating on your girlfriend. 875 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,593 - We gotta go home. 876 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,194 Codi! Okay. Okay. 877 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,730 He has a girlfriend. - Good night, though. 878 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:27,831 ♪ ♪ 879 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,466 - Skeezer. 880 00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,969 - Is Jeremiah okay? [dramatic music] 881 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:33,270 Is Jeremiah all right? 882 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,372 ♪ ♪ 883 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,174 - It's like saliva that's, like, coming up. 884 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,744 It's always when you know you're about to throw up. 885 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:42,212 - Ew. Are you throwing up? 886 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:45,783 - He's throwing up. He's throwing up. 887 00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,284 - [shouts strangely] 888 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:49,453 - Puke and rally, bitch! 889 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,155 [laughing] 890 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,891 - Hey, Codi, guess what? - Yeah? 891 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,526 - I just puked and rallied, bitch. 892 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,494 - I know you did. - [laughs] 893 00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,730 - Jeremiah, he's got the puke down pat. 894 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,432 Now it's the rallying he's having trouble with. 895 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:05,469 - Get the [bleep] up. Get the [bleep] up. Oh, my... 896 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,404 - And listen, when you're puking and not rallying, 897 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,306 it's time to just head home. 898 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:11,074 - Y'all are b--holy [bleep]. 899 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,343 Oh, my God. 900 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,648 - [coughing] 901 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,316 - I'm too sober for this. 902 00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,784 - God damn, Aimee. 903 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:22,586 - Based on the first night in the beach house, 904 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,154 I can already tell 905 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,156 we gonna need to call a priest. 906 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,324 ♪ ♪ 907 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,692 - Please don't. Please don't. 908 00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:30,127 - Codi! [horn honks] 909 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,495 - We're gonna need to call Oprah. 910 00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:34,198 - [laughs] 911 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,567 - We're gonna need Mama Sharon to move in next door. 912 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,936 - My hair extensions are itching. 913 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,470 - We in for it this summer. 914 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:43,207 - Let's have a pool party when we get home! 915 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,474 ♪ ♪ 916 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,176 - It's time for me to spend some quality time 917 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,277 with my one true love. 918 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,779 - There's pizza. - Right here. 919 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,080 Pizza. 920 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,715 - A couple pies. - Can we get two slices 921 00:30:51,784 --> 00:30:52,850 and pepperoni pizzas 922 00:30:52,918 --> 00:30:54,751 with extra cheese and stuffed crust? 923 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,321 - All right. - [slurring] And can I get 924 00:30:57,389 --> 00:31:00,023 a glass of champagne if you got it? 925 00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:01,959 This guy that was making our pizza 926 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,694 was also tossing it up 927 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:06,029 and beating the dough like that. 928 00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:08,165 [laughs] I want someone to toss my dough like that. 929 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,934 I love my crust stuffed... 930 00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:12,236 if you know what I mean. 931 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:13,971 ♪ ♪ 932 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,639 - My taxi's here. 933 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,541 - We're all drunk as [bleep]. 934 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,243 - I can't get in the car. 935 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,245 - Uh, yeah, it's probably a good time to go home 936 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:22,246 at this point. 937 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,048 ♪ ♪ 938 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,417 - Come on. Get in. - Oh, cállate! 939 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:28,685 - Cállate la boca! 940 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:31,288 - Oh, they get pizza! That's [bleep]. 941 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,223 - It's okay, dude. It's okay. 942 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,491 - I'm starving. - No. 943 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,859 No, Aimee, here's the deal... 944 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:36,994 - Relax. - The deal is-- 945 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,296 - They're getting pizza and I'm not. 946 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:41,632 I'm hungry. [tragic music] 947 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,200 It's not fair at all. 948 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,035 After a night of drinking, 949 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,237 a pizza is just a must, you know? 950 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,573 ♪ ♪ 951 00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:52,809 [electronic music] 952 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,411 - Tonight has been the worst night. 953 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,812 Codi was in there dancing with a bitch. 954 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:57,114 Like, all up in this ho's face. 955 00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:58,315 - No way. 956 00:31:58,384 --> 00:31:59,783 - And it wasn't no regular dancing. 957 00:31:59,852 --> 00:32:01,451 It was like, "Ooh, bitch, I'm feeling you" type dancing. 958 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,053 Like, "I want your [beep]" type dancing. 959 00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:07,658 - [mumbling indistinctly] 960 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:09,126 - I'm trying to help you, dude. 961 00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:10,661 - Ugh, stop touching me. Please, please. [bleep]. 962 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:12,129 - Are you okay? - Uh, no. 963 00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:13,897 [bleep] 964 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:16,366 Oh, my God. 965 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,837 [slams seat] 966 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:22,205 [bleep]ing locked in here 967 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,708 and I can't [bleeping] puke out the goddamn door! 968 00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:27,210 It's [bleep]ing pissing me the [bleep] off! 969 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,780 If I [bleep]ing wanna get the [bleep] out of a cab 970 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,581 to [bleep]ing puke, 971 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,051 I should be able to [bleep]ing do that [bleep]! 972 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,452 - [blubbering] "I just wanna throw up, 973 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,054 but I can't [bleep]ing throw up!" 974 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:40,791 - I can't [bleep]ing open the [bleep]ing goddamn door! 975 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:42,559 - God dang. [laughs] 976 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:45,195 - I know. I have to pee and take my tampon out. 977 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,596 - [groans] - When you throw up, 978 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:48,765 I have to--I'll get out and pee with you. 979 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,934 - Stop [bleep]ing talk-- 980 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:54,304 You are [bleeping] insane. Please stop talking. 981 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:57,007 - [imitates smashing] Hulk smash! Hulk smash! 982 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,576 [frantic music] 983 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,044 - Ew, ew, ew. 984 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,580 - [coughing, retching] - Ew! 985 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,049 - Are you really? - We gotta pull over. 986 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,884 - Ey, are we almost home? Are we almost home? 987 00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:10,988 - Pizza's never once let me down, except for tonight. 988 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:13,256 - Ey--oh, [bleep]. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 989 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,825 - [retches] 990 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,193 ♪ ♪ 991 00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:17,427 [retching] - Yuck. 992 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,496 Let it out and you'll-- you got it. 993 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:20,630 - [retching] 994 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:23,500 - Girl. Oh... [mumbling] 995 00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:25,302 - I just have to [bleep]ing pee. 996 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,404 - [slurring] You got it, girl. 997 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:28,939 Good job. 998 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:30,574 - [retching] - Oh, [bleep]. 999 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:32,776 - At this point, I feel like everyone's ratchet as [bleep]. 1000 00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,411 We're a little bit too lit. 1001 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,746 [car horn honks] 1002 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:36,947 If this is how the summer's gonna be, 1003 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:37,948 we are screwed. 1004 00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:39,850 - Sorry, y'all. [retches] 1005 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,451 - I ain't drunk enough for this. 1006 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,520 ♪ ♪ 1007 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,091 ♪ ♪ 1008 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,659 - Hey, get out. Get the [bleep] out. 1009 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:51,161 ♪ ♪ 1010 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,729 - Where's the house? 1011 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:54,131 Great first night. 1012 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,565 Barely making it home. 1013 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:59,302 ♪ ♪ 1014 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:03,240 At this point, I don't care about the room situation. 1015 00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:05,108 Let's just go to bed. 1016 00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:06,610 ♪ ♪ 1017 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,945 Bitch, you're gonna wake up and your hair gonna be, like, 1018 00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:12,649 damn, ten damn sizes the size of your hair right now. 1019 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,317 - That's fine. 1020 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,053 [tense music] 1021 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,654 ♪ ♪ 1022 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,090 - Look what I got right here for you. 1023 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,160 ♪ ♪ 1024 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,995 - [claps] 1025 00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:32,102 ♪ ♪ 1026 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:38,809 - What the [bleep] happened last night? 1027 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:41,778 Like...why did you sleep right there? 1028 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,180 - I don't know. 1029 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:46,616 - It's like... five open beds right now. 1030 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:49,186 - I mean, maybe me and Kortni were having a heart-to-heart. 1031 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,454 - Oh. - And we fell asleep. 1032 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,555 I don't know. I'll wake up, though. 1033 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:52,789 - I'm about to get me some coffee. 1034 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:57,160 ♪ ♪ 1035 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:58,762 - Dude, I feel like I ran straight on 1036 00:34:58,831 --> 00:34:59,996 with a freight train last night. 1037 00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:02,499 I feel like complete and utter bull[bleep]. 1038 00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,167 Jesus Christ. 1039 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:05,836 [bleep] [bleep]. 1040 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,872 - Holy [bleep]. 1041 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:12,008 Wow. - What a great first night. 1042 00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:14,444 [wristband snaps] Ow. Ow. 1043 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:16,880 - Oh, dude, I can't explain how bad I feel right now. 1044 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,381 This is terrible. 1045 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,916 - First night in the house is fun. 1046 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,518 - Are you making coffee? 1047 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:22,819 - Yeah, I'm making it. 1048 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,621 - Thank you. I love you. 1049 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:27,224 - First morning though? Eh, not so much. 1050 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,458 - Calm down. It's okay. 1051 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,060 - I'm gonna eat some eggs. 1052 00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,695 - I did? [bleep]. 1053 00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:33,830 - Yeah. - Bitch... 1054 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:35,832 - Not, like, bad-bad, but, like, you did. 1055 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,569 [chuckles] 1056 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,905 - What? - S--she spelled it out. 1057 00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:44,274 I mean, you didn't do anything, but you...you know. 1058 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,042 - I didn't do anything? - No, you didn't do [bleep]. 1059 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:47,344 But I'm saying--but, like, 1060 00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:49,679 she might be a little mad if she sees that. 1061 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:51,615 But it's all good. - What's there to be mad about? 1062 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:52,916 I was the judge of a twerk contest. 1063 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,651 What am I supposed to do? - There you go. 1064 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,621 - Ey, you was judging that thing like this, though. 1065 00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,389 - I was enjoying my time at the bar. 1066 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,824 Am I not allowed to enjoy myself at the bar? 1067 00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:02,292 Like, I didn't do nothing. - No, we're just telling you 1068 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:03,527 what happened, dude. 1069 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:04,794 - No, I know. - We're the messenger, man. 1070 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,396 We're the messenger. Don't shoot us. 1071 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,998 - But did I do anything? - I got my--man, 1072 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:09,499 I got my hands up, man. I got my hands up, man. 1073 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:10,700 Come on. 1074 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,469 - All right, then. - And then you were like, 1075 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:14,070 "So, uh, you wanna come home with us? 1076 00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:15,872 - Oh, bitch, don't even [bleep]ing start with me, dude. 1077 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,941 - [laughs] - That ain't even funny. 1078 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:19,342 - [laughing] 1079 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:22,279 - Y'all, I feel like I got beat up last night. 1080 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,847 - Me too. - Where's Jeremiah? 1081 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:24,915 - He's passed out. 1082 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,216 - He was [bleep]ed up, wasn't he? 1083 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,718 - I said, "Who is that? That's not Jeremiah." 1084 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,687 - Thank you! See? I'm telling you. 1085 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,722 - And he threw up all over his pants. 1086 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,191 - He said, "Oh, my God. 1087 00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:36,326 I'm just trying to throw up, and I can't open the door." 1088 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:39,462 [laughter] 1089 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,897 - Hey, how about Gus last night? 1090 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:43,466 He had, like, 20 bitches doing body shots off of him. 1091 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,101 - [gasps] - What? 1092 00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:47,037 [all shouting] 1093 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,271 - Did I really? - Yeah. 1094 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,607 - Yes, you did. Body shots. - Oh, [bleep]. 1095 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:52,409 - You better make a phone call today. 1096 00:36:52,477 --> 00:36:53,843 You better dial it up, dawg. 1097 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,946 - Lisa is a girl that's very important to me, 1098 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,113 a girl that I've loved more 1099 00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:59,049 than anybody in my entire life. 1100 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:01,218 But it just seems like no matter how good I try to be, 1101 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:03,320 something always has to happen to [bleep] it up. 1102 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:04,621 - Your head was on that girl's lap. 1103 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:06,223 - Yeah, you met her in the club. 1104 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:09,359 - Oh, my God, dude. What the [bleep]? 1105 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,461 And then, on top of that, I told her 1106 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,495 that I was gonna call her when I got home 1107 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,863 from that bar last night. 1108 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,298 But I obviously, I drank a little bit too much. 1109 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:17,300 My night didn't necessarily go as I planned. 1110 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,435 So this is my [bleep]-up. 1111 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:19,803 I'm gonna have to clean up the mess. 1112 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,771 - Blame it on the alcohol, Gus. 1113 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:27,110 - ♪ Why you wasting my time? ♪ 1114 00:37:27,179 --> 00:37:29,346 ♪ Make you feel good? Does it make you feel good? 1115 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,047 ♪ Does it make you feel good? ♪ 1116 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,282 ♪ ♪ 1117 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:35,885 - [whispering] Jerry boy. Jerry boy. 1118 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,654 [gently] Hey. 1119 00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:40,824 [laughs] Just making sure you were alive. 1120 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:43,326 - I'm barely alive. - You okay, dude? 1121 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,262 - Yeah. 1122 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:48,531 [sighs] 1123 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,501 Dude, I am so [bleep]ing soft right now. 1124 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,869 - How bad do you feel right now? 1125 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,237 You got a headache? - I'm such a bitch. 1126 00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:56,306 [both laughing] 1127 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,707 - Goodness gracious. 1128 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,943 I barely remember anything that happened last night. 1129 00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:02,979 But hell, I had a blast at MacDinton's, man. 1130 00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:05,348 [coughing, spitting] 1131 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:06,916 [yells strangely] 1132 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:10,220 I started Saint Pete off with a frickin' bang. 1133 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:12,222 The dead has risen! 1134 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,390 - Jeremiah, how do you feel? - He is alive. 1135 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,025 - Do you feel like [bleep]? - [laughs] 1136 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,660 - Do you need some water? 1137 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:18,795 - I need some milk. 1138 00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,764 - You need some vitamins? - You need some milk? 1139 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:23,333 - Everybody is on the struggle bus this morning. 1140 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:25,568 - Okay. Thanks. - [exhales] 1141 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,071 - We all got hit by that train last night. 1142 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,406 - You 'bout to call her? 1143 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,674 Don't--don't mention doing the body shots. 1144 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:32,309 - I'm not. I'm not. - Yeah. Don't do that. 1145 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,344 - Lisa, I know I told her that I was gonna call her 1146 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,812 when I got home from the bar last night, 1147 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,047 and I didn't. 1148 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:38,214 - Ey, you about to tell her what you did? 1149 00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:39,582 - No. - I didn't do [bleep], man. 1150 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,884 Come on. Leave me alone. - Just nope. 1151 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:42,686 Tell her--don't do the body shots, and then tell her-- 1152 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,087 - I don't want y'all even talking. 1153 00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:45,088 Shut your mouth. - Just say we-- 1154 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:46,156 - No, shut your mouth right now. 1155 00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:47,324 [all talking at once] 1156 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:48,525 - I'm not playing with you. - Shut up. 1157 00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:49,726 - I'm just trying to cut you up, dawg. 1158 00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:50,960 - You really didn't do [bleep], though. 1159 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,929 - Hello? - Hey, baby. 1160 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,531 - Listen, I can't really talk to you right now. 1161 00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:55,865 I'm, like, really upset. 1162 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,300 - I didn't do what I was supposed to do, 1163 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:59,469 so obviously she's a little bit upset at me right now. 1164 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:00,970 - I can't talk to you about anything. 1165 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,806 Like, you're not even here for me. 1166 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,208 - I am here for you. What are you talking about? 1167 00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:06,976 - You know what I'm talking about. 1168 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,912 - [whispering quietly] 1169 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,348 I definitely think Gus and Lisa 1170 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,583 aren't gonna really last the summer. 1171 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,355 - [giggling] 1172 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:19,789 - And I do think he might 1173 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,992 hook up with a random girl this summer 1174 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:25,161 and then regret it. 1175 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,130 - Baby, I'm trying to talk to you as much as I can. 1176 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,466 Are you just upset 'cause I didn't call you last night? 1177 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,401 - [sniffles] Yeah. 1178 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,437 Like, I'm like--I just-- I don't know. 1179 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:35,739 - I'm sorry. 1180 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:38,375 It's a lot [bleep] to deal with on my end too. 1181 00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:40,310 - Yeah, same. And I don't have anybody. 1182 00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:42,245 - I know. I'm sorry. 1183 00:39:42,314 --> 00:39:45,782 ♪ ♪ 1184 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:46,783 - [voice breaking] I have to go. 1185 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:48,451 - Baby, stop. Baby, stop. 1186 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,186 Come on. 1187 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:53,456 Please don't do that. 1188 00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:54,958 Baby. 1189 00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,827 [phone line droning] 1190 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,429 [sighs] Ah, Jesus Christ. 1191 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,265 - [bleep], man. 1192 00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:03,867 - Another day in the life of Gus, huh? 1193 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,235 - [snickers] 1194 00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:06,803 I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, dude. 1195 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,972 But, like, what the [bleep], man? 1196 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,508 You have to not let this bother you while you're out here. 1197 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,878 Otherwise, it's gonna ruin your entire summer, all right? 1198 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,045 - But, like, if I'm trying 1199 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,547 to build a life with this girl, right? 1200 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,015 - I know. - How do you not let it 1201 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,717 affect you when you know that girl's hurt? 1202 00:40:20,786 --> 00:40:21,818 - You just have to let it 1203 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,119 [bleep]ing roll off your shoulders 1204 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:24,387 right now, man, because in the end, bro, 1205 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:27,323 I don't want you frustrated during all this [bleep]. 1206 00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:29,058 If she doesn't know that you love her 1207 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,794 and that you care for her and that you won't do anything 1208 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,263 to hurt her by now, 1209 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:34,798 dude, I don't know why you're wasting time 1210 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,299 with all these [bleep]ing emotions, 1211 00:40:36,368 --> 00:40:38,835 why she's [bleep]ing saying all this [bleep], man. 1212 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:40,203 - You know, at the end of the day, 1213 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:41,738 I do see where my girlfriend's coming from, 1214 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,239 where she feels like, you know, I've abandoned her. 1215 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:44,808 I mean, I'm gonna try to stick this [bleep] out. 1216 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,142 I'm a man of my word. I said I was gonna do 1217 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,278 everything that I could to make this work. 1218 00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:50,547 But at the same time, like, don't take it out on me. 1219 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,382 'Cause I'm not trying to spend my summer 1220 00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,117 doing this every single day. 1221 00:40:54,186 --> 00:40:55,552 I think I need some alcohol or something. 1222 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,053 Jesus Christ. 95591