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welcome to zombie land back for seconds
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after all this time well what can i say
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but thank you a lot of choices when it
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comes to zombie entertainment and we
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appreciate you picking us so you know
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how Eskimos kind of a bunch of words for
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so a coupe takes our pocket gimmick
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stupid well the only reason we've
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survived the last several years is that
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we've gotten to know work what there's
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the enemy's better than we know
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ourselves in the time since we last saw
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you
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zombies have evolved so we've given them
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different names this lady here is
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getting chased by the dumbest see there
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is what we call a former
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and world without YouTube it was an
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entertained by the homework
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unfortunately for every comer
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there's a Hawking as its season may be
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slightly less accomplished mr. Beatrix
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so that's a brain what the figure stood
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open
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let her girl okay last one
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okay all right well this time let's play
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name that Sami silent deadly first thing
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you hear is your own screen you can
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imagine how thrilled we're gonna crack
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the zombie code but life is about more
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than just survival ever since we were
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evicted from our normal lives i've been
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searching for a place to put down roots
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well pal Tallahassee has the same go big
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or go home i'm inside his signature
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phrase but it did give me an idea why
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not go be
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and go home
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a out to the mother
fucking cheese / there
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are worse places to
hang your hat / Casablanca / wait,,,
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why does he get to be President
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well i think i would have made a damn
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fine president just a few and shipped a
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few babies / you would
have brought a real
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dignity to the office thank you
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you don't have what it takes i'll be
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President by that and i Nam named winner
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office by VP / so
that means i get to be
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President did you get killed by zombies
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that wasn't what i was thinking when i
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offered you the position technically yes
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i have this enjoying a lot of things
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which is what we spent a lot of time
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doing in those early days at the White
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House and it was a really special time
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making a house our home
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Wichita and i had fallen into our own
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version of domestic bliss
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well not quite bliss but elasticity to
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be shortened / today's
blend again / oh it
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did not fall off i
took it off it's / so,,,
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creepy he just stares innocently that
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stare emancipated the slaves okay and in
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a civil war we should be grateful he's
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talking out / do
you remember what
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happened the last time you took a hold
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of you i'm never gonna find a boyfriend
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or get married
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ha family where are you family three in
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bed / little rock
had a strong desire to
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leave the nest and let's just say
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Tallahassee wasn't the most
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understanding father figure bedrock but
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for better or worse we were a family and
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for the first time since the virus we
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were living somewhere truly safe making
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every day feel like well like Christmas
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morning say what would you like for
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Christmas
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opponent / no i'd actually really like you
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to stop calling me little girl
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well technically you are little and good
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well i think i'm not a little girl Santa
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but do you know what i would like i
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would do but not to sound too
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sentimental but those days at 1600
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Pennsylvania Avenue
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may have been the best days of my life
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and that's counting
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god
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no first edition token and you revenant
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there's my name right there roaring this
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perfectly preserved paper
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thank you send yours - thank you so much
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touchy
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hey you know i couldn't find any
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wrapping paper but don't worry about
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just tear it open that matters only task
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these are fat as president so there's
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actually quite a lot of leftover a few
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need some wrapping paper understand
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again / that's what
i wanted another gun
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the Kings England Denmark there's only
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one King Elvis Aaron fucking Presley the
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greatest who ever lived
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the king of change he gave this gun to
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Nixon when he visited the White House
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and i have give it to you like the movie
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yeah he said shoot that Colt his
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backyard king's palace memphis tennessee
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about a hundred times
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there together / actually
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right now yeah
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some deeds down by the reflecting pool
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Oh
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it's Christmas / fucking
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hunt alright for people who are on age
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and the thing is they were out there we
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just made it a point to keep our
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distance which would kind of suck if you
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were the one stuck in the nest god this
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is really terrifying but totally
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unrealistic i shall be fine first you
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didn't remind me so much of me right i
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wasn't gonna do this now look what we
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say that what i did too safe and i know
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even like a bit of a rut lately
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so i thought what better way to spice
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things up and to
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getting married / yeah i think i was gonna
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say get married / the Hope
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know well i certainly hope it is i want
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you to be Miss Ohio or it is like this
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is so unfair / you know how i feel about
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this well they talked about this might
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limited but absurdly painful experience
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married people only do one thing what if
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i get divorced i don't see us going that
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route i mean where we find a lawyers i
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don't know what to say oh don't say
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anything yet okay this is my phone you
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know i put you on the spot just think
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about it and let me know whenever you're
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ready everything will work out it's
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hey truck it looks much eggnog last
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night
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bad news / bad news, well you know what
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cancels out the bad news good news today
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is the baby at Wichita / says adios mm-hmm
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dear cetea we feel like total shit about
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leaving sorry couldn't notice wnl honor
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well yeah i'm not good at notes is a
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pretty huge understatement / you know easy
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to take this be savory dark oh you
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shouldn't get so attached never get
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attached remember that's the problem of
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Columbus you've
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these Tallahassee and phrases like ever
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but you're so lucky you know
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have you seen him here some q-tips his
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bank our team hi
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which italian hit me like a shotgun
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blast so after weeks of feeling sorry
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for myself i felt a little retail
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therapy might help get her off my mind
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it's not like i immediately wanted to
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start like the wedding planning or
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anything i'm not crazy and ones getting
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married in the winter anyway in the
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spring sure / okay give me one more day to
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move around and then you get the fuck
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outta this hole find a hole my need of
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yours is made us strong and by us i mean
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you ty time we've done up and hit the
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road again if i we i mean me that's
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where i do all my own
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it won't do this tag along in one day
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never coming back
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absolutely shudder alcohols you're done
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he like came to life and is
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zombie-killing a year like a junkie in
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search of a higher high Tallahassee is
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no longer happy with some beach on the
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beach which if you're keeping score just
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went to date sanderman at Riverside you
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may want to send the note does for this
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one / you death Zombie
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congratulations Dave
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you this before in fact i never told
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anybody but i have Native American blood
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coursing through
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right now Blackfoot indian to be exact
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Frias men in history mid eighteen
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hundreds roamed the plains no houses no
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walls no possessions no Chiefs to report
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to no wives to listen to they listened
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to the call Buffalo and they hunted
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those Buffalo by hurry oh great
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Buffalo jump oh i don't know why i never
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told anyone about my Blackfoot blood
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before i guess secret honestly you're
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the first pale face i have trusted
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because you've always been there for me
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yeah you really listen
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a 4d theater there is no way i can
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communicate how bad zealand smells which
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is why i like candle so much today maybe
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a frosty gingerbread or a Bahama Breeze
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no i don't even eat meat i'm a
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vegetarian vegan actually sorry
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i'm sorry this is telling us er this is
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message your dad what you should say
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slightly order better looking friend
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yeah no paul Blart i live in the freezer
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and Pinkberry mm-hmm it keeps the
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zombies up though it is awfully jelly
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you ever consider
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is live like anywhere just hoping the
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electricity would run out
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i know it's amazing as long as it keeps
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raining the dams keep giving us power
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you know / brain power / i feel like you're
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being super touchy like i'm getting a
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real auntie me vibe yo are you oh my god
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there it was okay
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i'm like really good at surviving i hear
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you kind of music me everywhere i go
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then i can run really really really
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really really fast like hot yoga and
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cycle are you / sorry i do a lot of cardio
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- it's actually my number one rule which
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is so dorky but i have like a i'd like a
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list of rules for surviving zombie land
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you have a list of rules for finding
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something / actually - just mostly stay in
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the freezer / oh you know we're we
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actually said can't Blake down the road
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at the White House / oh my god / would you
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want to come and like hang out / well
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number two is i murdered okay yeah i i
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know what you're thinking
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she's like absolutely not my type but
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after Wichita broke my heart i was just
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excited to talk to somebody who smelled
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like a candle and not whiskey and
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gunpowder
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which actually brings me to rule number
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53 but you found someone so smart to
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take care of you yeah most people your
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age they get left all by themselves and
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i can be yeah you still alive because
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some of these frames and she ain't got
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any all right it doesn't matter because
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i'm in the yes Oh Oh makin bedrooms and
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this movie they're not linking
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everything do you think that i'm ready
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yes you're very pretty like girl an
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apartment for our sex pretty um i just
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thought i feel kind of guilty because if
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he says
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look i've been alone in a freezer for
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years so either we're doing this right
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now or i'm fighting the ball and i'm
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doing the old guy definitely not
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shutting up
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sorry it's Washington's old flintlock
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so if two pointy i didn't know from the
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Emperor of Japan to shake strange noise
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yeah hear strange noises - oh yeah that
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was outstanding sex
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Ariana oh my god / oh yeah i'm not staying
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i just came to get some weapons
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Hey one o'clock in the morning yeah
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after a month listening / little rocks
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Colin
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it was great they felt so good to be on
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the movement / yeah we've been having like
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a really good time here
together / we
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picked someone new just a boy he's a
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couple years older than the Little Rock
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and yeah he's from Berkeley / Berkeley
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Berkeley
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yes Burke fucking Lee fuck up right now
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i know what you're about to tell me
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she's dating a musician / hey come on
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you're like overreacting but he's like a
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little bit / yeah yeah - i could be
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overreacting i'm sorry okay you go ahead
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and he's a pacifist he has survived on a
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strict policy of conflict avoidance like
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Gandhi
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you have a beautiful boy
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oh thank you very much thank you
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hey have you ever heard of this place on
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Graceland Elvis was a fraud here about
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the black men who i just always wanted
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to go there yeah we do
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Chris that would be cool yeah i was
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adamant it was a dumb idea so i did what
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i never did with her i told her no and
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you can probably guess what happened
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next
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she left a note and then she hit the
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road does anyone else get that irony in
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that
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so worried you guys so they're traveling
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all that way and all they have is a
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fucking guitar yeah with no intention of
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ever swinging at anything you know
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because he's a head must be killing it
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something going on out there
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art-lete told us about this new kind of
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zombie that's stronger faster and
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deadlier better adapted to the hunt i'm
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sorry - that sounds totally made up i
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mean if you want us to come with you
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just like honestly i just came back you
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mean well but you're kind of overbearing
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[#]
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yeah she's not a kid but i don't know it
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sounds like she exists you think
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whatever we're gonna go get her we're at
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your door what's she saying i'm going my
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own way so
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now goodbye just like a yeah i'm
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terrible at now a note yeah i don't you
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mention that i might have overreacted a
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little bit
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that was all kind of spooked me you know
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what i'm trying to say i'm sorry and i
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you know how hard it is for me to say
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that because i hate women who are always
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apologizing for things they have no
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reason to apologize for but in this
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particular instance i actually really
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sorry
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thank you actually just being a lot i
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thought maybe this gonna be like that i
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love eternity my thoughts maybe you
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coming back
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Wow boy i mean wow
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glad we had this little talk your
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turning point
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[#]
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fuck
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beast is back cannot wait to get my
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hands mine
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what fuck no no no no way it's that GD
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mini man he would sniff it in Graceland
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home perhaps America's finest Tarlov you
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know this is 1955 Fleetwood series 16 no
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you know what takes a real man to drive
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a pink Cadillac i may get a little mom
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second go fuck that other person how
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could that not be personal it's like my
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whole thing
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even Tallahassee knows beggars can't be
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choosers vehicles with working batteries
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and parts are way scarce are nowadays
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thanks to years of neglect behind Boyer
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we can't be so picky anymore
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[#]
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hi
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are we talking around a no kill animal
383
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shelters what you think human being
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hurry there i can't wait leave her here
385
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alone
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yeah we can't just leave Columbus okay
387
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i'm not gonna feel guilty about this i'm
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trying out Blackfoot name so full Shashi
389
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or you go back in your mouth Ridge oh i
390
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didn't tell you we uh we met at the mall
391
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like Dawn of the Dead
392
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as i checked as suppose to convalesce is
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so sad when the Acropolis truck hey
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Madison
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can you remind me like what we first met
396
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did you point a gun at me and steal my
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cards no when we were met i told you you
398
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were really smart and then i walk with
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you
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that's right you did
401
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[#]
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[#]
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i'm more of a truly oil guy myself
404
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,840
you don't you have wheat
405
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,270
i've always wanted to smoke way too much
406
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,640
feet do i look like the type of person
407
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,300
that would have weed on me oh no i'm
408
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,170
sorry
409
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,520
yeah i just wanted to say it's nice to
410
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have another one yeah i think it
411
00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:11,710
belonged to the first lady ears why i
412
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,930
think you're right it did belong to the
413
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first lady well i think it was given to
414
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the first lady but she heartlessly
415
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,660
rejected it
416
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:22,360
what kind of idiot would turn down a
417
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,170
ring like this maybe an idiot who didn't
418
00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:30,400
want to be weighed down anchored changes
419
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something
420
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,190
she knows the rules
421
00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:48,930
yeah 73 are there mark no present really
422
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,010
spent a lot of time together on and
423
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you're cute together i think
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[#]
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00:31:04,649 --> 00:31:15,960
he looked across he's so - alone
426
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,249
yeah that's what so great about it he's
427
00:31:18,249 --> 00:31:28,929
preparing man no no no way not started
428
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:32,999
but you know when i feel that clamps
429
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:59,820
Oh tiny my York maybe not my New York
430
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:04,950
maybe not tiny babe she's wonderful
431
00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:07,619
she's what the honey babe
432
00:32:07,619 --> 00:32:11,279
tiny but you're overreacting okay
433
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:13,289
Madisons not like a real thing was just
434
00:32:13,289 --> 00:32:14,669
circumstance it was like a lack of
435
00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,799
options you could say the same thing
436
00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:19,109
about us what circumstance like have
437
00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:20,789
options really
438
00:32:20,789 --> 00:32:22,799
you really think i are as if you do see
439
00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:24,809
when Sony's destined to share deep
440
00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:26,669
intellectual thought maybe earth maybe
441
00:32:26,669 --> 00:32:28,830
we don't fold it's okay because she's
442
00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:35,850
not just sorry that i'm nice my sister
443
00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:38,100
is missing she'd be dead for all i know
444
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,929
and you're screwing some forever21 else
445
00:32:39,929 --> 00:32:41,879
about our community fucking me i don't
446
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,440
know let me choose for this oh you
447
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:48,049
prefer her mate strappy sandals hmm
448
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,730
kidding you should you guys they're all
449
00:32:50,730 --> 00:32:52,710
very sarcastic yeah they're not nice
450
00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:54,269
people sorry about that Madison just try
451
00:32:54,269 --> 00:32:57,840
to ignore them yeah ignores please God
452
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,499
ignore us
453
00:33:29,370 --> 00:33:43,000
don't worry pyramid you know three on
454
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,760
the bottom of the pyramid i don't give a
455
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,480
shit what you
456
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,890
[#]
457
00:34:16,870 --> 00:34:21,659
[#]
458
00:34:54,399 --> 00:35:30,670
i tell Barney pop they're not quite done
459
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,700
yet
460
00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:52,090
this was our first
461
00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:55,160
t800 change for the Terminator and
462
00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:05,180
fuckin self T hundreds were on mutated
463
00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:07,220
strains Omni stronger
464
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:21,320
deadlier and target Jill they were the
465
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,180
apex predators top of the food chain
466
00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,410
single-minded and relentless but their
467
00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:29,120
namesake once they lock on to a target
468
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,580
the key hundreds stopped at nothing to
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00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,270
devour their prey
470
00:36:41,690 --> 00:36:44,880
[#]
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00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,020
l seeing that t800 first hand was all
472
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,609
the more works of knowing that little
473
00:36:53,609 --> 00:36:55,020
rock was out there with nothing but a
474
00:36:55,020 --> 00:37:16,849
hippie and a guitar i had like a weapon
475
00:37:16,849 --> 00:37:19,349
laughing because you think i'd play some
476
00:37:19,349 --> 00:37:21,510
stupid cover song no of course i wrote
477
00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:23,130
it and if you love that then you're
478
00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:26,160
really gonna love this but it's a work
479
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,970
in progress so
480
00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:40,910
[#]
481
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:48,340
[#]
482
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:54,050
buh-bye LSE travelling to Graceland
483
00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:58,430
in comfort and in the class at Pawnee
484
00:37:58,430 --> 00:38:02,740
and transport and kiss
485
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,969
[#]
486
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:20,200
[#]
487
00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:27,849
did we just get shorter we take the
488
00:38:27,849 --> 00:38:31,809
client i know that is a deal-breaker no
489
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,769
fucking clowns
490
00:38:40,059 --> 00:38:44,359
the moments of great dishonor such as
491
00:38:44,359 --> 00:38:46,760
this ancient samurai warriors were
492
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:51,829
required to commit seppuku deploy ritual
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00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:56,410
suicide by disembowelment
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00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:18,630
[#]
495
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,850
i've always learned a startup business
496
00:39:22,850 --> 00:39:25,980
for strangers Drive strangers around in
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00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:28,970
their car for money
498
00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:31,710
let's say you were really drunk and you
499
00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:32,730
needed a ride home
500
00:39:32,730 --> 00:39:34,860
you just get online and hop right in
501
00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:36,900
with a stranger and they take you
502
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:44,580
anywhere you want to yeah that was
503
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,900
exactly what my parents taught me to
504
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:48,510
really if it's stranger offers you candy
505
00:39:48,510 --> 00:39:51,570
or gum get in their cars great idea if
506
00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,130
they try to murder you you can have like
507
00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:54,990
a quick system so you like can rate them
508
00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:56,610
like if they try to murder evil if you
509
00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:57,960
guys your acquaintances but if they
510
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,300
don't tell Murray you get bought you buy
511
00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:03,000
one medicine i think it is a very good
512
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,420
idea
513
00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:05,370
that's no i cannot see that going on all
514
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,800
i'm saying is the tax the industry was
515
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:15,740
very flawed okay i think i'm like hi
516
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:17,600
come on
517
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,950
mmm so used to being in the freezer all
518
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,250
the time
519
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:36,740
nice
520
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,260
check hey maybe she'll pull through
521
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,640
what do you mean you weren't the one who
522
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:02,010
always says don't take chances so what's
523
00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:06,570
good be honors personally i wouldn't
524
00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:09,690
mind but don't you guys call me selfish
525
00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:11,850
hey come on she's a living thinking
526
00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:16,110
being okay she's a living B i know you
527
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:20,430
guys are in love whatever but in two
528
00:41:20,430 --> 00:41:24,450
minutes she's gonna be coming i found me
529
00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:27,000
not a velociraptor and it's the right
530
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,180
thing to do i feel love something you
531
00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:32,460
shooting in the face so it doesn't
532
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:35,730
become a flesh-eating monster i know
533
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:37,830
she's making a good point
534
00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:41,220
maybe it's time for you in the brain
535
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:45,050
boom toaster
536
00:41:46,550 --> 00:41:48,400
[#]
537
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,199
they say when something bad happens you
538
00:41:51,199 --> 00:41:53,920
had three choices let it define you
539
00:41:53,920 --> 00:42:00,559
destroy you or strengthen you time to
540
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:23,599
teach money about the rabbits i mean we
541
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:26,119
do yes but but i think you're a really
542
00:42:26,119 --> 00:42:28,569
great
543
00:42:48,230 --> 00:42:53,440
thanks Chris that
544
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:07,010
[#]
545
00:43:07,010 --> 00:43:10,770
i'm like i said i'm broken up about it
546
00:43:10,770 --> 00:43:17,160
but i am sorry she didn't deserve it
547
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,270
thanks man he's right that's a terrible
548
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:21,960
way to go
549
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:26,970
even from come on it's Madison you know
550
00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:28,920
that is you know that okay her name is
551
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,600
Madison her name her name was Madison
552
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,580
you know she was a real person
553
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:35,070
okay she had little complex feelings and
554
00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,440
emotions interests you know she like to
555
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,520
tell fitness and rainbows and double
556
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,300
rainbows
557
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:45,390
i'm agree it's sad okay it's obviously
558
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,610
not what i wanted what is it that you do
559
00:43:47,610 --> 00:43:49,200
want i want to find my sister
560
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:54,380
me too okay good great
561
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,979
[#]
562
00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:14,429
[#]
563
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,560
[#]
564
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,120
[#]
565
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:28,630
[#]
566
00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:46,130
[#]
567
00:44:48,290 --> 00:44:52,469
[#]
568
00:44:56,529 --> 00:45:00,380
fucking little break in this world not
569
00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:04,099
the only one that's upset just pride cry
570
00:45:04,099 --> 00:45:07,840
cry right now get away from you
571
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,309
[#]
572
00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:14,230
graceland was a pile of rubble Little
573
00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:15,579
Rock was still missing and we were
574
00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:17,980
unsure of our next move but sometimes
575
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:20,480
you just have to follow the signs
576
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,660
[#]
577
00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:25,780
when Zeeland serves you ended
578
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:30,280
hey 11 o'clock
579
00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:33,380
Wow
580
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:37,449
all of them tell our
581
00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:43,260
[#]
582
00:45:51,180 --> 00:46:00,819
Wow looks a hell of a lot for split up i
583
00:46:00,819 --> 00:46:02,289
should talk to her who her sister i'll
584
00:46:02,289 --> 00:46:03,099
talk to her first
585
00:46:03,099 --> 00:46:26,410
you stay here respect it's not going to
586
00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:27,819
push it i swear
587
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:37,420
yeah oh my god it's like Kenny this is
588
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:41,049
incredible it's a perfect fit i feel
589
00:46:41,049 --> 00:46:42,569
like i feel like Cinderella at the ball
590
00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:44,890
waiting jealous like the exact seems
591
00:46:44,890 --> 00:46:48,640
like she was always Presley here no it's
592
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,349
not like that Elvis's actual shoes
593
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:15,500
[#]
594
00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:25,010
[#]
595
00:47:28,630 --> 00:47:31,800
ladies are insane
596
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,780
[#]
597
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:50,119
[#]
598
00:47:50,489 --> 00:47:53,380
start talking about you first
599
00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:57,369
my name's Tom Hanson Nevada which work
600
00:47:57,369 --> 00:48:00,130
Nevada is as close as you get are you
601
00:48:00,130 --> 00:48:15,819
doing why the hell are you wearing
602
00:48:15,819 --> 00:48:21,009
Elvis's akshay shoes comfort you live
603
00:48:21,009 --> 00:48:23,949
here yeah so back to that car out front
604
00:48:23,949 --> 00:48:26,619
the girl who was driving is she gone
605
00:48:26,619 --> 00:48:28,809
seeing that closer peace lover of hers
606
00:48:28,809 --> 00:48:32,289
Berkeley Berkeley took off a few days
607
00:48:32,289 --> 00:48:34,180
ago and trust me they shouldn't have
608
00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:37,019
it's not safe out there
609
00:48:37,019 --> 00:48:39,579
we take the beach he said it was too
610
00:48:39,579 --> 00:48:48,489
establishment seriously how close i came
611
00:48:48,489 --> 00:48:56,589
to marrying you to wedding him Marie you
612
00:48:56,589 --> 00:48:57,579
know when you shoot someone cuz you
613
00:48:57,579 --> 00:49:00,160
think there is on me apparently that's
614
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,670
how Bill Murray died Wow who's Bill
615
00:49:03,670 --> 00:49:08,769
Murray ever Oh the actor that's so sad i
616
00:49:08,769 --> 00:49:10,569
don't like variety right that's so sad
617
00:49:10,569 --> 00:49:11,829
i'm so sorry if you didn't but if you
618
00:49:11,829 --> 00:49:13,630
didn't know anybody
619
00:49:13,630 --> 00:49:16,890
i don't every one of them it happened
620
00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:23,650
when i say this about Murray if i ever
621
00:49:23,650 --> 00:49:28,809
find out who did him me - okay thank you
622
00:49:28,809 --> 00:49:30,279
first the meeting second you don't
623
00:49:30,279 --> 00:49:31,779
listen to this guy he's killed more
624
00:49:31,779 --> 00:49:33,819
celebrities than cocaine the girl that
625
00:49:33,819 --> 00:49:35,650
was here before did she say where she
626
00:49:35,650 --> 00:49:36,400
was going
627
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,329
No that idiot Berkeley wouldn't shut up
628
00:49:40,329 --> 00:49:40,869
about it
629
00:49:40,869 --> 00:49:43,749
that lot is a common safety haven
630
00:49:43,749 --> 00:49:45,460
protected on all sides completely
631
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,710
passive there's no guns what violence of
632
00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:49,479
any kind a lot of young people -
633
00:49:49,479 --> 00:49:52,259
generation Z living in peace and harmony
634
00:49:52,259 --> 00:49:54,670
i don't even joke heart set on this
635
00:49:54,670 --> 00:49:57,390
Graceland
636
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,430
a very good replica the King's jungle
637
00:50:09,430 --> 00:50:11,440
room where he recorded his last two
638
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,840
albums from Elvis Presley Boulevard
639
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:21,190
Memphis Tennessee and knows every limb
640
00:50:21,190 --> 00:50:26,470
of the King has a story what's yours my
641
00:50:26,470 --> 00:50:31,560
mama took me to see a lousy attitude
642
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:36,910
music i was ten but you know when that
643
00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:38,650
was there is something for everyone yeah
644
00:50:38,650 --> 00:50:41,080
cut to later i'm in high school my buddy
645
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:46,450
Frank announces to you Elvis so we're in
646
00:50:46,450 --> 00:50:49,510
the library it's gonna be loud he
647
00:50:49,510 --> 00:50:51,220
convinced me he starts tapping his
648
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:53,730
pencil
649
00:50:58,190 --> 00:51:01,300
[#]
650
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,750
everybody starts gathering around
651
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:07,840
clapping i jumped up on a table i finish
652
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,150
off of the flirt you ain't never gonna
653
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:12,550
rap you ain't no friend of mine
654
00:51:12,550 --> 00:51:15,600
[#]
655
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,970
thunderous applause up comes the cutest
656
00:51:18,970 --> 00:51:22,360
girl in the school Robert Rogers never
657
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,480
gave me the time of day she plants a
658
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,020
kiss on my cheek and food oh ho just one
659
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:35,260
i feel like okay suddenly felt a little
660
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:38,370
jealous of Robert Rogers
661
00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:48,440
my temperature
662
00:51:55,830 --> 00:52:00,060
this is bad boy Oh like those days your
663
00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:06,120
hands are Babylon no no for that cool
664
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:23,300
David one rule no guns no guns just hug
665
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:27,570
them come on you're gonna love this
666
00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:29,940
place it's completely fake and entirely
667
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:32,430
more chemically so cool right we're
668
00:52:32,430 --> 00:52:41,760
gonna melt your guns over here once
669
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,190
we're done the able to get to the river
670
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:45,880
double X yes
671
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,919
[#]
672
00:52:50,619 --> 00:52:55,509
ventolin let me show you the way
673
00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:57,930
[#]
674
00:52:57,930 --> 00:53:00,989
[#]
675
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:18,659
[#]
676
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:26,239
wake up i love blue suede lately it's
677
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,779
now or never
678
00:53:27,779 --> 00:53:31,049
oh my French so you're sleeping like a
679
00:53:31,049 --> 00:53:32,740
tired
680
00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:36,200
[#]
681
00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:41,410
[#]
682
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,770
this is not happening this is not
683
00:53:49,770 --> 00:53:51,480
fucking happening
684
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:57,150
hey Elvis
685
00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:58,830
just didn't expect me anything big
686
00:53:58,830 --> 00:54:02,480
parked in my driveway your driveway
687
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,460
that's right my driveway
688
00:54:05,460 --> 00:54:07,740
let's find when i'm parked in it no
689
00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:11,370
one's know me to pull out well actually
690
00:54:11,370 --> 00:54:12,720
it's my driveway
691
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:18,150
hey Nevada but see when i'm in town i
692
00:54:18,150 --> 00:54:22,260
use it well i'm in town now and i'm
693
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,870
using it keep talking like this and i
694
00:54:24,870 --> 00:54:26,520
can arrange some neither of you ever
695
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,160
uses my driveway again i don't think
696
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:29,970
they're talking about the actual
697
00:54:29,970 --> 00:54:33,740
driveway no i don't think so
698
00:54:34,430 --> 00:54:36,900
does he kind of remind you of in it's
699
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:40,530
weird i don't like you it's um it's
700
00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:43,530
creepy unfair but Nick you double-parked
701
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:46,920
we're perpendicular part come we didn't
702
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,250
get a ticket
703
00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:53,190
what is going on here what what do you
704
00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:55,559
mean you're talking please is he oh my
705
00:54:55,559 --> 00:54:56,150
goood
706
00:54:56,150 --> 00:55:00,420
hello everyone of what this is
707
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,130
Albuquerque my step
708
00:55:02,130 --> 00:55:07,920
hi i'm Michael oh great i see Wichita
709
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,660
and i guess you guys know anybody yes i
710
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:13,140
do easy cowboy so sorry about your ex
711
00:55:13,140 --> 00:55:16,380
car i guess as i like to say expect the
712
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:17,130
unexpected
713
00:55:17,130 --> 00:55:20,900
it's actually one of my commandments
714
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,160
command-c yeah i just sort of guidelines
715
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,739
for staying alive i've got loads of them
716
00:55:24,739 --> 00:55:26,999
interesting yeah number one is too many
717
00:55:26,999 --> 00:55:29,099
people too much that's actually that's
718
00:55:29,099 --> 00:55:30,930
so great basically spent a long time
719
00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:32,789
thank you i have rules you know which is
720
00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:36,209
like lets rule without rules at the next
721
00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:39,029
cast thank you mama says quite a few
722
00:55:39,029 --> 00:55:49,589
rules number one card that's right you
723
00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:52,709
know what i don't mean to laugh it's
724
00:55:52,709 --> 00:55:55,410
just that uh cardiovascular fitness is
725
00:55:55,410 --> 00:55:58,229
his number 29 meaning he has 28 of the
726
00:55:58,229 --> 00:55:59,579
commandments that he finds more
727
00:55:59,579 --> 00:56:01,859
importantly like say what's one of your
728
00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:04,859
great ones number 12 the world is your
729
00:56:04,859 --> 00:56:07,109
bathroom meaning i whip it out wherever
730
00:56:07,109 --> 00:56:12,539
you want wherever you want it the whip
731
00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:26,069
it out parts pretty guy is obviously the
732
00:56:26,069 --> 00:56:27,869
Buriti my brother but this that's fine
733
00:56:27,869 --> 00:56:30,599
i'm Mormon again not a competition but
734
00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:34,289
come in at number 45 for me is well my
735
00:56:34,289 --> 00:56:37,640
dramatics because just because
736
00:56:47,330 --> 00:56:49,729
[#]
737
00:56:49,729 --> 00:56:52,889
sorry ziplock bags same thing different
738
00:56:52,889 --> 00:56:54,809
word yeah although i probably would shy
739
00:56:54,809 --> 00:56:56,279
away from the word ziplock just cuz i
740
00:56:56,279 --> 00:56:58,319
tried one name brands at all okay great
741
00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:01,229
so what you guys have said we've headed
742
00:57:01,229 --> 00:57:03,589
for the Rockies but the goddamn old
743
00:57:03,589 --> 00:57:06,809
bolts yeah those zombies out on the
744
00:57:06,809 --> 00:57:08,939
plains they're a lot tougher than what
745
00:57:08,939 --> 00:57:10,409
we're used to i guess it's because of
746
00:57:10,409 --> 00:57:12,119
all the running and hunting and such so
747
00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:15,209
we call them bolts isn't the same been
748
00:57:15,209 --> 00:57:17,249
pretty fuckin athletic oh yeah no that
749
00:57:17,249 --> 00:57:18,359
makes total sense we actually call them
750
00:57:18,359 --> 00:57:19,499
t800 terminator
751
00:57:19,499 --> 00:57:22,319
yes i love it really yes literally my
752
00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:23,969
favorite movie well teach it yeah it was
753
00:57:23,969 --> 00:57:25,829
my second favorite movie what's number
754
00:57:25,829 --> 00:57:31,979
one funny how the balls food sources are
755
00:57:31,979 --> 00:57:33,899
running low so they're pushin East which
756
00:57:33,899 --> 00:57:35,819
is no blame them you know what else is
757
00:57:35,819 --> 00:57:36,949
no bueno
758
00:57:36,949 --> 00:57:48,269
you murdered the Beast that one you
759
00:57:48,269 --> 00:57:50,969
start i cut off my circulation to your
760
00:57:50,969 --> 00:57:55,469
vagina your vagina you have learning he
761
00:57:55,469 --> 00:57:58,409
strikes me is the lemon drop cap you
762
00:57:58,409 --> 00:58:04,669
know something with umbrella to freely
763
00:58:04,669 --> 00:58:07,979
exercise kick that there's my partner
764
00:58:07,979 --> 00:58:10,289
you might look at Flagstaff and think
765
00:58:10,289 --> 00:58:13,099
all he's a little slight Dominion a
766
00:58:13,099 --> 00:58:16,259
feminine either but he's a real beast in
767
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:18,719
them yeah come on now you're being sweet
768
00:58:18,719 --> 00:58:21,619
he's sweet sweet man thank you
769
00:58:21,619 --> 00:58:49,530
you know the key sentence actually was
770
00:58:49,530 --> 00:58:51,030
elusive remember it do universe the
771
00:58:51,030 --> 00:58:53,480
first model
772
00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:03,320
[#]
773
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:08,030
[#]
774
00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:13,710
we brought him here will take care you
775
00:59:13,710 --> 00:59:15,810
have safe word in case things go bad and
776
00:59:15,810 --> 00:59:17,610
that's good come on flag let's show
777
00:59:17,610 --> 00:59:19,500
these fuckers hats done i'm sure he got
778
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:20,070
a bus
779
00:59:20,070 --> 00:59:26,970
i spelled Mesa baby turn editor he's so
780
00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:29,180
cool
781
00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:30,570
[#]
782
00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,920
[#]
783
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,540
nobody else fine i was too uniquely
784
00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:40,600
annoying me please no although their
785
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:45,660
chances in a worker 52 ok for a task
786
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,270
even the all-star team today i mean no
787
00:59:50,270 --> 00:59:53,480
cumin unbelievable job and is it me or
788
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,730
those bolts they're just getting leaner
789
00:59:55,730 --> 00:59:58,070
by the day no they're for Monday i got
790
00:59:58,070 --> 00:59:59,780
an actually shot a year that's going
791
00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:02,150
right into the scrapbook coming this to
792
01:00:02,150 --> 01:00:04,220
get a bit good one you just keep raising
793
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,960
the bar and that's why we will continue
794
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,570
to ride these highways together i'm so
795
01:00:08,570 --> 01:00:12,410
pregnant well i learned from nice work
796
01:00:12,410 --> 01:00:14,420
thank you yeah
797
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:28,550
it's gonna be a hell of a shit oh yeah
798
01:00:28,550 --> 01:00:33,950
that's just that's just a tattoo sorry
799
01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:37,070
you got a tattoo of a zombie but no it's
800
01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:39,950
just a tattoo i got one tiny burn holy
801
01:00:39,950 --> 01:00:44,480
hill all right everybody just take it
802
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,350
easy everything's fine no matter why
803
01:00:48,350 --> 01:01:03,410
don't you whip up some your signature so
804
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:06,340
we can just kind of Silla
805
01:01:15,030 --> 01:01:34,080
guys i think twice okay okay
806
01:01:57,810 --> 01:02:00,909
[#]
807
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:15,300
capice
808
01:02:25,530 --> 01:02:28,609
[#]
809
01:02:52,830 --> 01:02:56,159
[#]
810
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,610
[#]
811
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:54,820
great job sorry not the performance just
812
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:57,480
turned in by the tail Bianchi Pisa
813
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:02,179
[#]
814
01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:25,270
[#]
815
01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:31,950
[#]
816
01:04:49,830 --> 01:04:52,270
telling you guys i'm trying to shitbag
817
01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:56,620
as i pick it up besides she wouldn't do
818
01:04:56,620 --> 01:04:59,550
that she's not the type
819
01:05:00,450 --> 01:05:10,840
stay safe Sunshine State stay
820
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,740
dangerously
821
01:05:19,890 --> 01:05:22,950
hey no offense but my sister is still
822
01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:28,680
out there the old road and i said
823
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:33,349
America you don't die as always room
824
01:05:33,349 --> 01:05:40,249
gently but best alive
825
01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:43,100
okay you're back
826
01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:44,900
suppose if you drive one of these things
827
01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:47,600
now i'm going to just pop that puppy
828
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,260
over there
829
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,469
[#]
830
01:06:16,150 --> 01:06:18,320
[#]
831
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,320
No
832
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:38,440
you shouldn't even know that's your
833
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,620
department
834
01:06:43,930 --> 01:06:48,569
i i just can't do it
835
01:06:58,050 --> 01:07:01,050
satisfy
836
01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:04,469
[#]
837
01:07:04,859 --> 01:07:07,329
teamwork always put the team first i
838
01:07:07,329 --> 01:07:10,240
definitely never you know fight stuff
839
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,319
was so great then where was the
840
01:07:13,319 --> 01:07:16,089
undeniably gorgeous but emotionally
841
01:07:16,089 --> 01:07:18,490
inaccessible for hands is City i don't
842
01:07:18,490 --> 01:07:19,869
know maybe she split because she thought
843
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:22,480
they had a random relationship or maybe
844
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,599
she was just about to come back under
845
01:07:25,599 --> 01:07:29,130
there and leave a old cover
846
01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:55,300
[#]
847
01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:12,990
yeah yeah i think it was the trauma
848
01:08:12,990 --> 01:08:17,069
that's trail mix
849
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:22,750
but you thought i was run out bite you
850
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:26,700
yeah i think you might have last name
851
01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:39,310
thank you for my head i'm just used to
852
01:08:39,310 --> 01:08:42,130
live in a freezer so why not a freezer
853
01:08:42,130 --> 01:08:57,520
on you can't argue that logic sarcasm we
854
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:04,930
just move to an island right we should a
855
01:09:04,930 --> 01:09:16,840
temptation island joy to change the CD
856
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:20,950
or anything this is a CD plane yeah what
857
01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:25,060
is this Portishead this is port isn't it
858
01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,710
yeah you know it's my used i think it
859
01:09:26,710 --> 01:09:28,990
was called Porter shed until i went to
860
01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:31,420
one of the concerts she explained yeah i
861
01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:36,460
think part of shaded right it was
862
01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:38,170
obvious to me that Wichita and i were
863
01:09:38,170 --> 01:09:40,000
meant to be together which is what
864
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,470
Madisons returned could not have been
865
01:09:41,470 --> 01:09:44,050
works timing of course i was glad she
866
01:09:44,050 --> 01:09:46,930
wasn't a zombie just gone back to her
867
01:09:46,930 --> 01:09:49,410
mall fridge
868
01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:58,700
huh
869
01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:05,290
it may be your life if you hear more
870
01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:06,970
than the usual excitement in my voice
871
01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:10,690
it's for two reasons one we may have
872
01:10:10,690 --> 01:10:12,430
caught up to little rod for real this
873
01:10:12,430 --> 01:10:15,100
time and two we may have finally found
874
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:17,800
our forever home which is what i've been
875
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:47,320
looking for all along i'm not giving up
876
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,260
my guns under any circumstances here we
877
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:50,740
go
878
01:10:50,740 --> 01:10:52,870
there's no way you're getting up to
879
01:10:52,870 --> 01:10:55,240
Babylon now you could always wait in the
880
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,420
car
881
01:10:59,060 --> 01:11:02,800
do you want to see Little Rock or not
882
01:11:16,210 --> 01:11:19,210
No
883
01:11:21,099 --> 01:11:33,610
hey hey we don't leave each other and
884
01:11:33,610 --> 01:11:36,380
maybe a pad no more notes and we're
885
01:11:36,380 --> 01:11:38,840
never ever been great just so you guys
886
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:45,260
know there's no group sex okay means
887
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:47,059
you're Columbus and that makes you
888
01:11:47,059 --> 01:11:52,119
Tallahassee Burton jerk from Berkeley
889
01:11:55,449 --> 01:11:57,380
thank you guys for coming
890
01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:59,300
let's check up on you i guess but the
891
01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:00,679
church understand these people are
892
01:12:00,679 --> 01:12:12,440
peaceful honestly i don't you don't get
893
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:14,030
a boat
894
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,829
haven't you ever heard of lemons
895
01:12:15,829 --> 01:12:19,550
suffering i'm in suffrage no honey
896
01:12:19,550 --> 01:12:29,300
please don't say wow you really you just
897
01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:31,070
didn't waste any time did you
898
01:12:31,070 --> 01:12:33,760
well thank you
899
01:12:36,510 --> 01:12:41,630
[#]
900
01:12:41,630 --> 01:12:44,980
[#]
901
01:12:44,980 --> 01:12:48,110
[#]
902
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,960
seeing little rock safe and surrounded
903
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,210
by friends our own age
904
01:12:53,210 --> 01:12:55,590
Tallahassee realized his nest was now
905
01:12:55,590 --> 01:12:58,500
empty and he began to hear the call of
906
01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:01,070
the Buffalo
907
01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:07,750
[#]
908
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:11,420
don't be so grow a glum i told you guys
909
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:13,400
i was leaving so what you're just gonna
910
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:18,440
split it's time gotta set out on my own
911
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:24,139
adventures little rocks safe and bold
912
01:13:24,139 --> 01:13:28,219
one's gotta hide it's raining up the
913
01:13:28,219 --> 01:13:34,250
directions the destination west West is
914
01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:36,010
that way
915
01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:38,860
yeah anyway like the title of a great
916
01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:41,970
Phil Collins song if you love somebody
917
01:13:41,970 --> 01:13:45,340
set up in print each other again pretty
918
01:13:45,340 --> 01:13:57,400
sure with not much for goodbyes so just
919
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,230
just don't see the big thing keep your
920
01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:01,810
pitch dry oh okay that didn't see that
921
01:14:01,810 --> 01:14:04,380
coming right
922
01:14:09,610 --> 01:14:11,949
Hey
923
01:14:11,949 --> 01:14:16,449
don't do nothing i would not do you get
924
01:14:16,449 --> 01:14:22,630
upset okay anyway
925
01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:24,300
you'll miss you guys
926
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:27,470
[#]
927
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:41,750
[#]
928
01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:46,979
[#]
929
01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:52,580
give me a home with a buffalo Ruhlman
930
01:14:52,580 --> 01:14:57,230
deer and the Antelope play where seldom
931
01:14:57,230 --> 01:15:01,460
is heard a discouraging word and the
932
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,090
skies and i
933
01:15:03,090 --> 01:15:06,159
[#]
934
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:14,340
[#]
935
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:37,439
[#]
936
01:15:46,540 --> 01:16:29,989
yes question all the weapons your ass
937
01:16:29,989 --> 01:16:31,099
little transcriber
938
01:16:31,099 --> 01:16:33,800
listen Orly i don't think that's gonna
939
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,489
work out
940
01:16:34,489 --> 01:16:36,619
even twelve-year-olds know who Bob Dylan
941
01:16:36,619 --> 01:16:47,360
is you fucking closer okay you must not
942
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:48,230
had a fight
943
01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:53,090
sure poverty sexism social injustice we
944
01:16:53,090 --> 01:16:56,449
could try running i'm done running what
945
01:16:56,449 --> 01:16:59,889
good is a moment you can't stay in it
946
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,519
you're gonna make me cry right
947
01:17:04,519 --> 01:17:07,639
okay do it now from where i stand
948
01:17:07,639 --> 01:17:09,320
there's only one thing we can do good
949
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:18,050
sex right no well fight it you'll be the
950
01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:20,109
first to die but i like your enthusiasm
951
01:17:20,109 --> 01:17:22,519
you might die thank you for your
952
01:17:22,519 --> 01:17:31,010
sacrifice they outnumber us 100 times
953
01:17:31,010 --> 01:17:34,280
but thank God we do yes we don't have
954
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,699
guns what we do add is heart brains and
955
01:17:37,699 --> 01:17:40,579
bio diesel we're gonna like these
956
01:17:40,579 --> 01:17:42,579
zombies up like it's the 4th of July
957
01:17:42,579 --> 01:17:46,489
then we hit the stragglers what we do is
958
01:17:46,489 --> 01:17:56,409
we form a gauntlet this is gonna work
959
01:18:17,330 --> 01:18:20,470
[#]
960
01:18:26,150 --> 01:18:29,270
[#]
961
01:18:40,930 --> 01:18:43,420
that's gonna work
962
01:18:43,420 --> 01:18:48,429
[#]
963
01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:53,410
metaphors Jenna Leonie in line
964
01:18:53,410 --> 01:18:56,900
let's kick some pigs just because it
965
01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:57,890
rhymes doesn't make it a great
966
01:18:57,890 --> 01:19:00,440
catchphrase turn problem i don't know
967
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:06,580
anything what it right here we go
968
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:27,350
[#]
969
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,949
[#]
970
01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:42,479
[#]
971
01:19:47,970 --> 01:19:51,049
[#]
972
01:19:59,980 --> 01:20:03,260
[#]
973
01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:23,520
whoa
974
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:28,090
now when we an idea time to go
975
01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:31,239
[#]
976
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,240
okay
977
01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:50,180
would those be considered better
978
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:52,780
struggles
979
01:21:01,010 --> 01:21:04,119
[#]
980
01:21:07,130 --> 01:21:10,209
[#]
981
01:21:21,540 --> 01:21:24,670
[#]
982
01:21:25,570 --> 01:21:37,660
[#]
983
01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:39,960
oh my god they're gonna die
984
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:48,529
[#]
985
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:12,910
[#]
986
01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:16,210
[#]
987
01:22:16,210 --> 01:22:18,460
you're right
988
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:22,770
[#]
989
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:26,310
[#]
990
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,500
[#]
991
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:33,480
pussy - nothing fresh
992
01:22:40,469 --> 01:22:43,430
enjoyable
993
01:22:54,460 --> 01:22:56,650
okay can you just pull over so i can get
994
01:22:56,650 --> 01:23:00,300
my selfies be more comfortable
995
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,850
[#]
996
01:23:12,330 --> 01:23:16,529
[#]
997
01:23:34,350 --> 01:23:37,589
[#]
998
01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:52,780
[#]
999
01:23:52,780 --> 01:23:56,260
[#]
1000
01:24:37,950 --> 01:24:41,040
[#]
1001
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:58,739
[#]
1002
01:24:58,739 --> 01:25:00,810
you can't break the history of
1003
01:25:00,810 --> 01:25:03,030
Zombieland without telling the story of
1004
01:25:03,030 --> 01:25:06,570
one momentous day the day one free man
1005
01:25:06,570 --> 01:25:08,880
made the ultimate sacrifice and pay
1006
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:10,890
respect for the Blackfoot ancestors he
1007
01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:14,810
may or may not have had
1008
01:25:15,410 --> 01:25:18,080
the day he led the first the last the
1009
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:21,530
omen great American zombie jumpin
1010
01:25:21,530 --> 01:25:24,630
[#]
1011
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:55,200
century only one problem
1012
01:25:56,590 --> 01:26:01,430
[#]
1013
01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:33,180
[#]
1014
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:40,210
[#]
1015
01:26:40,210 --> 01:27:36,090
oh yes yes Oh
1016
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:39,210
yes yes
1017
01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:44,990
yes yes yes really
1018
01:27:45,909 --> 01:27:48,850
with what changed your mind Zombieland
1019
01:27:48,850 --> 01:27:51,929
they're not were meant to be together
1020
01:27:53,750 --> 01:28:07,730
so basically that means thank you okay
1021
01:28:07,730 --> 01:28:10,210
are you ready
1022
01:28:11,310 --> 01:28:19,090
okay okay yes here we go
1023
01:28:19,090 --> 01:28:29,310
[#]
1024
01:28:29,310 --> 01:28:36,080
i see that hello fellow spit fuck DeLeon
1025
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:39,050
it's a good thing you didn't die didn't
1026
01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:42,410
watch that guy
1027
01:28:42,540 --> 01:28:48,490
what Washoe County Nevada you know it
1028
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:51,090
was again
1029
01:28:51,930 --> 01:28:55,039
[#]
1030
01:29:03,090 --> 01:29:05,810
[#]
1031
01:29:05,810 --> 01:29:06,600
[#]
1032
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,780
[#]
1033
01:29:08,780 --> 01:29:13,849
however our work here is down
1034
01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:40,709
[#]
1035
01:29:41,010 --> 01:29:47,080
Delta 1955 Fleetwood series 60 every
1036
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,600
hair on my body feels like a little
1037
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:56,739
wagon where - mmm how about oh oh yes
1038
01:29:56,739 --> 01:29:58,980
good idea
1039
01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:01,360
where's No
1040
01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:05,680
i think we're already there because if
1041
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:06,970
our adventurers had taught us about
1042
01:30:06,970 --> 01:30:10,390
anything it was home Wichita didn't need
1043
01:30:10,390 --> 01:30:12,490
to be afraid of it i didn't need to keep
1044
01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:14,980
looking for it his home isn't a place
1045
01:30:14,980 --> 01:30:17,890
it's the people you're with i guess
1046
01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:19,030
that's why they're called your homies
1047
01:30:19,030 --> 01:30:21,180
and my homies are pretty fucking awesome
1048
01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:24,130
so until next time this is Columbus Ohio
1049
01:30:24,130 --> 01:30:27,220
on behalf of Wichita Little Rock Reno
1050
01:30:27,220 --> 01:30:29,980
and Tallahassee saying hasta la vista
1051
01:30:29,980 --> 01:30:34,950
baby that one's really flies that
1052
01:30:34,950 --> 01:30:51,020
[#]
1053
01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:56,330
okay yes one more thing i'm still
1054
01:30:56,330 --> 01:30:57,530
actually feeling a little guilty about
1055
01:30:57,530 --> 01:31:00,320
what Nevada said you know about marrying
1056
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:02,540
a certain you-know-who yeah my dad i
1057
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:03,680
blew a hole through the finest comic
1058
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:05,870
actor of our generation but i would love
1059
01:31:05,870 --> 01:31:07,850
to make it up to you to all of you and
1060
01:31:07,850 --> 01:31:23,750
for that we gotta go back to 2009 the
1061
01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:26,360
idea of a trilogy was something as an
1062
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:28,540
artist you think the great ones
1063
01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:33,320
Godfather and lethal weapon but the
1064
01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:36,140
question feast why in the world country
1065
01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:39,020
three can this be just between us yes
1066
01:31:39,020 --> 01:31:42,530
drugs costs money and upstairs an actor
1067
01:31:42,530 --> 01:31:44,720
how many of your nine wives do you think
1068
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,440
you have left
1069
01:31:45,440 --> 01:31:47,300
whoa well i've got three of these three
1070
01:31:47,300 --> 01:31:51,110
Garfield's so that's six the essence of
1071
01:31:51,110 --> 01:31:54,890
Garfield i think right is the hair ball
1072
01:31:54,890 --> 01:31:57,440
so then i say i had a feeling this would
1073
01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:59,150
come up then what do you mean now when i
1074
01:31:59,150 --> 01:32:03,230
paid him you don't want anything ever
1075
01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:04,550
really went just those two get it out of
1076
01:32:04,550 --> 01:32:06,890
way no can you try it it could give you
1077
01:32:06,890 --> 01:32:10,270
a little hair Bolton come on
1078
01:32:35,670 --> 01:32:41,780
[#]
1079
01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:19,010
[#]
1080
01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:38,500
hi
1081
01:33:47,099 --> 01:33:51,170
i think
1082
01:33:51,540 --> 01:34:17,329
[#]
1083
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:24,679
[#]
1084
01:34:28,660 --> 01:34:35,450
[#]
1085
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:42,640
[#]
1086
01:34:52,960 --> 01:35:01,479
[#]
1087
01:35:08,650 --> 01:35:11,870
[#]
1088
01:35:21,850 --> 01:35:36,439
[#]
1089
01:35:39,530 --> 01:35:55,880
[#]
1090
01:35:58,190 --> 01:36:30,800
[#]
1091
01:36:33,450 --> 01:36:38,759
[#]
1092
01:36:41,180 --> 01:36:44,640
[#]
1093
01:36:48,490 --> 01:36:59,810
[#]
1094
01:37:11,290 --> 01:37:21,699
[#]
1095
01:37:28,870 --> 01:37:40,420
[#]
1096
01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:59,380
[#]
1097
01:38:03,460 --> 01:38:20,600
[#]
1098
01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:22,829
Oh
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