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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,504 Dozed off. Ready to rock. 2 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,705 -Dude... -[exhales deeply] 3 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,741 ...you were talking in your sleep. 4 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,210 -[laughs] -Son of a bitch. 5 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,079 That-- that's a 200-dollar tie. 6 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,747 Yeah, well, Ashley hates when I crease. 7 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,649 -So... -[man] Uh-huh. Well, 8 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,350 our presentation's at 3:00. 9 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:26,552 Well, get the team assembled. 10 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,686 -Let's do this. -Got it. 11 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,322 [phone rings] 12 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,724 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 13 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,227 Hi, sweetie. A-- a couple things. 14 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,663 You didn't tell your friend that we were coming back 15 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,531 to your hometown for Thanksgiving, did you? 16 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,233 What? Baby, no. Why? 17 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,702 Well, we got a snail-mail invitation 18 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,605 from your buddy, Mitchell, if-- if you want to call it that. 19 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,340 Are his balls in it? 20 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,876 [Ashley] And his entire asshole. 21 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,111 [Hodges] Hmm. I'm so sorry. 22 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,345 You know, why don't you just go ahead 23 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,863 and throw that thing away? 24 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,380 Okay? I am not dragging you back there again. 25 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,117 Thank God. Once was plenty. 26 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,352 Honestly, it was a little traumatizing. 27 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,522 I don't think those people have evolved. 28 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,424 [Hodges] Yeah, well, it's 'cause they haven't. 29 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,658 -[Ashley] I know, right? -[grunts] God! 30 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,627 I guarantee you they're still drinking, 31 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,195 hooking up with each other, picking fights 32 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,830 and talking about the glory days. 33 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,699 -[Ashley] And eating meat. -Exactly. 34 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,501 That's why I got the hell out of there. 35 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,835 Well, look at you now. 36 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,506 Great job. Amazing condo. And best of all... 37 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,275 you're dating a Sinclair. 38 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,410 -[Ashley chuckles] -Yeah. Well, I'm a lucky man. 39 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:28,247 Oh, the other piece of biz, daddy called and said 40 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,649 we're leaving for the cabin tonight instead of Sunday. 41 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,418 -Fun, huh? -Um... Yeah. 42 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,554 That-- That's great. How cool is that? 43 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:39,258 So come home right after work, okay? Love you. Bye. 44 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,559 Okay, love you. Bye. 45 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,895 [whispers] Twenty minutes. [shouts] Fuck! 46 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:44,229 [phone rings] 47 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,833 [phone beeping] 48 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,936 [Hodges] "Breast or thigh?" [grunts] 49 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,839 [man] Hey, hey, hey! Watch out! 50 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,509 -[man] There you go. -Oh, hey, sorry. In a hurry. 51 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:02,281 -[baby crying] -[car honking] 52 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:13,225 [indistinct chatter] 53 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,367 [exhales] 54 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,636 Good to see you again, Mr. Hodges. 55 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,471 Have you come to a decision? 56 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,439 I have. 57 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,842 Off your recommendation, I would like the Bramfort cut 58 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,578 on the Priscilla setting. 59 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,613 -Excellent choice. -Thank you. 60 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,582 [inhales, exhales] 61 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,650 Nothing but the finest for the Senator's daughter. 62 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,918 [phone beeps] 63 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:41,954 Sorry. 64 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,457 She looks quite different on television. 65 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,594 Just a weird filter. 66 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,000 [car honking] 67 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,470 Man. [sighs] 68 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,705 [man whistles] 69 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,744 Set. 70 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:07,746 Go. 71 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,284 [tires screeching] 72 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,662 [woman clears throat] 73 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,633 [chuckles] 74 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,736 [clock ticking] 75 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,337 [woman snoring] 76 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,006 [Hodges] Do I have everyone's attention? 77 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,810 Question. What is more important? 78 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:42,314 What's inside the box or the box itself? 79 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,817 [whirring] 80 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,819 It's all about perception. 81 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,959 Oh, my God. Wow. 82 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,595 [sighs] 83 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,930 Excellent work. Let's sit down after the holidays. 84 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,866 Would love to, ma'am. Thank you so much. 85 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,368 Wow. I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 86 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,936 -Uh, yes, it does. -[clamoring over TV] 87 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,938 -[journalists] Senator! Senator! -Okay, okay, okay. 88 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,675 Your future father-in-law is on CNN. 89 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,943 Yes. The rumors are true. 90 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,613 I am running for president in the next election. 91 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,814 I will answer all your questions... 92 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,482 You're about to become a made-man. 93 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,451 [Senator Sinclair] Remember, vote Sinclair! 94 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,386 [journalists] Senator! Senator! Senator! 95 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,455 [Senator Sinclair] Patrick, I apologize 96 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,656 for the quick departure, 97 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,458 but I thought we'd get out of town early 98 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,727 to avoid the initial media frenzy. 99 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,362 It's a great idea, sir. 100 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,996 You know, a lot of personalities use the same strategy 101 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,732 when they're thrust into the spotlight like that. 102 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,368 Really? Such as? 103 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,837 Well... 104 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,772 Um... I... 105 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:41,940 Uh... 106 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,108 [sighs] 107 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,478 Um, sir, there's been something I've been-- 108 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,347 You want to ask my permission for Ashley's hand. 109 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,515 Yeah. How-- how did you know that? 110 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,684 Why else would you go to the Michigan Ave BC Clark 111 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,819 five days in a row? 112 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:57,556 -[whispers inaudibly] -Correction. Six days in a row. 113 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,093 I'm content with your request for Ashley's hand. 114 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:02,861 However, due to the current shift 115 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,913 in my political stature, 116 00:06:04,914 --> 00:06:06,964 it's apparent I have my eyes on a bigger prize. 117 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:10,569 Therefore, a son-in-law who shoplifts coffee, 118 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:14,406 hops turnstiles, and steals a cab from a Supreme Court Justice 119 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,674 is a tremendous risk 120 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,576 to the future President of the United States. 121 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,844 Wouldn't you agree? 122 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,546 Yes, sir. But I did pay for the coffee, Glenn. 123 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,048 Don't get me wrong, Patrick. 124 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,549 I'm looking forward to spending the week with you. 125 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,517 So... 126 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,919 from here on out, watch your step. 127 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,556 Whatever you do, wherever you go, 128 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,625 whatever you say reflects on me, 129 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,695 from the tiniest blemish on your record to the... 130 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,931 tiniest crease on your tie. 131 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,468 We cool? 132 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,536 We cool. 133 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:48,440 -Great. Welcome to the family. -Thank you, sir. 134 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,708 [plane engine roars] 135 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,579 [phone rings] 136 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,915 Hey. Patrick Hodges. 137 00:06:58,719 --> 00:06:59,718 What? 138 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,620 When? 139 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,995 [sighs] It's so sad. 140 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,098 I just can't believe Mitchell's dead. 141 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,767 -What happened? -[sighs] 142 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,102 A car wreck. 143 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:20,439 Driving home from the local bar. It's awful. 144 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,943 Mitchell's the one that always sends you pictures 145 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,478 of his ball sack, right? 146 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:27,846 Yeah. 147 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,148 You know, I'd been meaning to call him back 148 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,117 for a long time, but-- 149 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,787 -God, what a dick I am! -Aw. It's okay, monkey. 150 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,489 You know, he's been really trying to get me back 151 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,623 to come home for Thanksgiving. 152 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,659 Oh, I guess he's gonna get his wish. 153 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,160 You know, um... 154 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:45,630 if you want, I-- I could come with you. 155 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,468 But it's probably better if-- if you go alone. 156 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,603 Yeah, no, baby, you stay with your family. 157 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,104 -[Ashley] Yeah? -Okay? I'll... [sighs] 158 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,539 ...catch a flight in the morning... 159 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,891 -Okay. -...hit the funeral. 160 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,242 Say hi to my folks, and I will get out, okay? 161 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,244 -I'll be in Vail in two days. -[sighs] 162 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,213 -So super sad. -[sighs] 163 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,182 -I love you. -I love you. 164 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,687 Sorry for your loss, Patrick. 165 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,723 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. 166 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,658 Ashley? 167 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,061 -Call me when you get there? -Yeah. 168 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,997 Have a good flight and just know I'm here for you. 169 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,066 And if I don't pick up, it's because we're on the slopes 170 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,634 -and I'll call you right back. -Okay. 171 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,135 -Okay. -All right. 172 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,136 Bye. 173 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,508 [engine revving] 174 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,160 [Hodges] "Ron-defeated"? 175 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:24,696 Like "undefeated"? 176 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,965 Stupid. 177 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,201 [phone beeps] 178 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,924 [soft rock music playing] 179 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,928 [Hodges sighs] 180 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,646 [sighs] 181 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,782 Patrick. Good to see you, Captain. 182 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,351 [Hodges] Hey, man. 183 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,919 Oh, you know, under the circumstances. 184 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,387 -Yeah. -You're looking good. 185 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,322 You too, Fat Jack. 186 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,690 Thanks, man. 187 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,992 Hard to pass up on the wings 188 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,860 when you're the one making 'em, you know? 189 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,863 [inhales deeply] Well, glad you made it. 190 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,132 Me too. 191 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,935 -Place looks great, bud. -Oh! Thanks, man. 192 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,870 Pretty proud of the old Badge Hole. 193 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,708 Got to admit, there ain't much I wouldn't give 194 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,144 to have your tender hands 195 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,813 pressed up against my taint just one more time. 196 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,915 You know, snap you the ball? 197 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,752 That feels a little inappropriate right now, 198 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:54,886 but I-- I know what you mean. 199 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,605 -Yeah. -Yeah, but I get it. 200 00:10:56,606 --> 00:10:58,323 Mitchell would've been so happy that you came. 201 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,394 Guys are at the end of the bar. 202 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:08,900 [sighs] 203 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:10,969 Hey, Sonny D. 204 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,239 No handshakes today, man. 205 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,741 [sniffles] 206 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,743 Man, I'm so sorry, it's been so long-- 207 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,211 Shh. Don't worry about it, man. 208 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,212 All right. 209 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,915 Get your ass in my arms. 210 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,950 [Hodges] Oh, Ledbetter. 211 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,819 Missed the shit out of you, man. 212 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,688 Yeah, I miss you, too, bro. Really. 213 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,057 Hey, Mitchell. 214 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,091 -Oh! -[screams] 215 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,893 -[all laughing] -Got you, bitch! 216 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,062 -What? -You thought I was dead? 217 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,730 I'm not dead. I'm alive. 218 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,964 [Sonny D] You should've seen your face. 219 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,701 Mitchell, you're so fucked up, dude! 220 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,202 Look, he's been crying! 221 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,071 -Yeah. -Aw. You've been crying? 222 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,173 About me? Oh, my God, I am so touched. 223 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,841 -Yeah, right here. -[groans] 224 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,477 Take a bow. And while you're down there... 225 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,895 Get off of me! Get off of me! 226 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,312 [Mitchell] Okay, okay, okay. Guys, enough, enough, enough. 227 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,115 All right. You guys are assholes. 228 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:01,352 Oh, come on. Get over it, man. You ghosted us for 15 years. 229 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,121 Last time you came back, you didn't even-- 230 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,222 You didn't even tell us. 231 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,891 How else were we supposed to get you back here? 232 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,060 Okay. Okay. Well, I appreciate the gesture. 233 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,863 [chuckles] Guys, I really do. I'm so happy you're alive. 234 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,465 But I have to be in Vail right now. 235 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,133 Oh, Vail? Of what? 236 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,769 -Colorado. -Oh, come on. You just got here. 237 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,404 You're gonna leave? Come on. Have a drink. 238 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,438 I'm dead, for Christ's sake. 239 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,773 -No, I can't. -One beer. 240 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,408 -Dude, just one. -No! 241 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,783 And her dad, I swear to God, found out yesterday, 242 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,184 -he's running for president. -What? 243 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,953 -President. -[Fat Jack] Oh, wow. 244 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,288 So you're gonna be, like, part of the royal family? 245 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,857 Uh, yeah, kind of, yeah. 246 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,359 Dude, 247 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,293 I can still fulfill my plan of the emancipation copulation. 248 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,063 -The what now? -I was gonna win the Heisman 249 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,866 as the first defensive lineman ever, 250 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,467 get invited to the White House, 251 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,436 tag a cheerleader in the Lincoln Bedroom. 252 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,771 -Mm. -Why? 253 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,006 'Cause Lincoln was down for my people. 254 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,407 -[phone buzzes] -All right. 255 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,410 All I know is that whoever is cutting the north lawn 256 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,080 at the White House, doesn't know how to cut grass. 257 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,948 Vertical lines look like shit on TV. 258 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,518 Guys, also by the way, uh, he has to go get elected first. 259 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,553 -So this is, like-- -Yes. Yeah, guys. 260 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,255 -Have some respect. Jeez. -Thank you. 261 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,556 Listen, future, uh, first-son-in-law... 262 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,292 -Inauguration. Interactive DJ? -Yeah. 263 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,927 All y'all are riding my coattails. 264 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,428 Okay, all right. Guys, I think it's-- 265 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,030 -I think it's time. -Another round. 266 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,431 Let's do this, baby. -No. No, no, no. 267 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,368 We all pitched in and got you a little gift. 268 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,369 Oh. 269 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,404 Right, what are these for? 270 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,438 'Cause you can't be wearing those sissy shoes you got on. 271 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,308 -For what? -The game. 272 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,043 We're finally gonna finish it. 273 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,412 -What game? -"What game?" 274 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,215 The '99 Turkey Bowl. 275 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,884 We're gonna play the second half. 276 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,137 Yeah. 277 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:44,389 Same field. Same teams. Same time. Thanksgiving Day. 278 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,224 Wait, this is why you brought me back out here? 279 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,859 -Yes. -Are you serious? 280 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,061 -Yes! I'm fucking serious! -Oh, my God. 281 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,464 It's our second chance 282 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,866 to finally beat Ronnie Best and the-- the Noble Knob-Jobs. 283 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,101 It's seven to seven at the half 284 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,335 before the storm of the century cursed us. 285 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,603 If we didn't get snowed out, 286 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,406 '99 would've been our year to finally win it. 287 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,274 And now Ronnie Best walks around this town 288 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,844 like he owns the place, buying up everything. 289 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,130 You know what I say? 290 00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:10,415 I say fuck Ronnie Best and fuck those Noble douchebags. 291 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,217 -Yep. -Yeah, all right. 292 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,585 -[men screaming] -Hey! 293 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,186 -[men] Yeah! -[men clamoring] 294 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,455 -[man] Hey, nice to meet you. -Whoo! 295 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,990 [man] Turkey! 296 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,025 [overlapping chatter] 297 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,131 -Was that Nolan? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 298 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,366 He, like, lives in that thing. 299 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,134 -Damn. -It's the whole team. 300 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,102 -Wow. -We're here. 301 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,337 We're gonna do this. 302 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,539 Hodges, are you in or are you out? 303 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,310 I-- I think that, um... 304 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:44,015 Uh, I think that, um... I-- I think, um... 305 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,251 It's Turkey Bowl time! 306 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,619 [men cheering] 307 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,156 [all chanting] Badger red! Knock 'em dead! 308 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:56,461 Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! 309 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,996 Siri, check all available flights 310 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,998 from Oklahoma City to Chicago. 311 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,165 Patrick Hodges? 312 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,669 -Jennifer Harrison? -[Jennifer] Dude, what? 313 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,527 [chuckles] Hey. 314 00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,384 -Jennifer Harrison. -Oh, my God. [chuckles] 315 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,241 This is, uh-- Well, this is the ladies' room. 316 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,577 -Um, it is. -[both chuckle] 317 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,246 -[Hodges] Ah, you look amazing. -Thank you. You, uh... 318 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,548 You don't look half-bad yourself. 319 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,418 -This tie here-- Oh, sorry. I-- -I thought we were gonna... 320 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,221 -Um... -[chuckles] 321 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,490 So... [stutters] ...back for the big game? 322 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,259 Town's pretty excited. 323 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,460 Oh, yeah. 324 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,962 -Turkey Bowl! -[chuckles] 325 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,463 -Whoo! -[chuckles] 326 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,133 "He's so great, number eight." 327 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,001 -Okay. All right. -Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. 328 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:37,969 Forget it. 329 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,105 So how are you? 330 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,473 -Engaged. -Pardon? 331 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,575 Soon to be engaged. 332 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,312 [stammers] Doing a girl-- A great girl. 333 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,648 Ashley from Chicago. And she's pretty, too. 334 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,485 How are you? What-- Everything good? 335 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,321 [stammers] Yeah, I'm great. I, uh... I'm not engaged, um... 336 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,456 but, uh, you know... 337 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,491 No, I know. 338 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,130 -Chicago girl, huh? -Yeah, Chi Town. 339 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,032 [chuckles] I always thought-- 340 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,701 I always thought that you'd end up getting married 341 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,536 and sticking around here in town. 342 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,205 Really? 343 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,074 Yeah! To Brandy Best. 344 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,576 Oh, here we go. Listen, nothing happened. 345 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,378 Jen, I've told you this a million times. 346 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,896 Well, I'm sure the twins will be excited 347 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,413 to know that you're here. If they haven't heard already. 348 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,385 Well, I hope to avoid them as best as I can. 349 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,686 [chuckles] 350 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,421 [chuckles] 351 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,326 [toilet flushes] 352 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,595 -Gross. -[Jen] Oh, uh... 353 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,331 Well, I should, uh-- I should probably go. 354 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,566 -Yeah. -And, um... 355 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,735 maybe I'll see you around this week. 356 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,738 -Okay. -It's nice to see you. 357 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,673 -You too. See ya. -[Jen] Yeah. Okay. 358 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,475 [indistinct clamoring] 359 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,444 [sighs] Jeez. 360 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,116 [crowd chanting] Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! 361 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,717 Badger red! Knock 'em... 362 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,791 [grunts] 363 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,159 Oh, God. 364 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,294 [grunts, groans] Oh, God. 365 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,063 Ow! 366 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,134 [woman] VaJeena Monroe sent me a text, saying 367 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,735 my Pitter Pat was back in town, 368 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,570 but I didn't believe it, 369 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,306 not 'til I saw it with my own eyes. 370 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,643 Are you up-skirting me? 371 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,812 What? No. No, no, no. I didn't see anything. 372 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:30,748 Bummer. 373 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,618 Brandy Best. Long time no see. 374 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,488 -What? Whoa! -[groans] 375 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,489 Okay. 376 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:42,193 I heard you turned gay, but I didn't believe it. 377 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,796 Bisexual at the most, right? 378 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,597 Brandy-- Jeez. 379 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:51,803 My vision board is manifesting right before my eyes. 380 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,405 I just knew you'd come back to town for you know who 381 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,391 and you know what. 382 00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:58,376 Okay, I have a girlfriend. Soon-to-be fiancée, 383 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,611 and this is harassment, okay? 384 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,780 Is it bad if all that makes me moist? 385 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,583 Most girls hate that word, but... 386 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,085 but I hate most girls. 387 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,219 Just-- This is... 388 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,555 -Please stop... -I just... 389 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,857 -[Hodges] Just-- -[Brandy speaking indistinctly] 390 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,692 Get your hands off my baby sister. 391 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,829 [groans] Shut up, Ronnie! Goddamn it. 392 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,865 You're only three minutes older than me. We talked about this. 393 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,234 Oh, Patty Hot Jizz. 394 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,136 Not back in town more than five minutes, 395 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,838 already messing with my twin sister, huh? 396 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,574 Okay, she attacked me, okay? Get-- Stop. 397 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,309 Tell it to the judge. 398 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,810 -[Brandy chuckles] -Go get in the truck. 399 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,412 -I'm not getting in the truck. -Now. 400 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,114 I can stay out here with you guys. 401 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,615 Get the fuck in the truck. 402 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,583 Get your... 403 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,420 [groans] Skank. 404 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:45,890 Ah! 405 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,160 So, Patty Cakes... 406 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,430 I didn't think you were man enough to come back 407 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,699 and finish what we started all them years ago. 408 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,467 Honestly, the last thing I want to do-- 409 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,570 -Look, you can say-- -There he is. Ronnie, we agreed. 410 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,874 Hodges comes back, we finish the Turkey Bowl. 411 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,442 Or are you too scared now 412 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,644 that we have our first string quarterback back? 413 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,147 -Fuck no, I ain't scared. -Guys, do we-- 414 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,517 Noble Knights have never lost to Butt Badgers. 415 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,418 And we don't plan to start now. 416 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,154 Well, if you have nothing to lose, 417 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,322 how 'bout we raise the stakes? 418 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,591 Oh. 419 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,662 I do want to up the stakes. 420 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,930 -Great. -[Ronnie] Oh. 421 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,534 -I hope you do. -Maybe we will. 422 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,868 Okay, let's raise 'em. 423 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,904 -Okay, let's do it then. -Okay. Fine. 424 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,405 -Fine. -You start. 425 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,541 -Great. I will. -Okay. You start, or I start? 426 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,342 -I'll go first. -Okay, you start. 427 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,244 -Oh, my God. -We win, 428 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,679 you stop buying up this town. 429 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,815 You stay on your side of the tracks 430 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,184 and you never come back. 431 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,952 [men] Oh! 432 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,621 [Ronnie chuckles] 433 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,290 So. 434 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,758 What do you say? 435 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,359 So what's in it for us? 436 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,195 [sighs] Name it. 437 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,663 [clicks tongue] 438 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,467 The Badger Hole. 439 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,870 [indistinct murmuring] 440 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,471 [snickering] 441 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,809 -Deal. -Wait, no-- 442 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,444 Time to rewrite history. 443 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,746 Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! 444 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,882 -Badger red! Knock 'em dead! -Noble Knights win their fights! 445 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,450 [Hodges] Guys, guys, you can... 446 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,520 -Badger red! Knock 'em dead! -Noble Knights win their fights! 447 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,623 Guys, guys! Stop, stop, stop. 448 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,759 Stop. [chuckles] Okay. Look at yourselves. 449 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,795 It's embarrassing, okay? 450 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,863 You're almost 40 years old 451 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,832 and you're wearing Letterman's jackets, right? 452 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,968 Do you really care about a football game 453 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,436 from 15 years ago? 454 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,770 You seriously want to finish it? 455 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,239 You're acting like you're in high school-- 456 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,340 [thuds] 457 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,909 Fight! 458 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,744 [men screaming] 459 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,549 Hodges! 460 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,353 [Ronnie screams] 461 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,554 No, no, no! 462 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,256 -[thuds] -[glass shatters] 463 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,527 -[gasps] -[police siren wailing] 464 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,763 [man] Cops! 465 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,365 [crowd screaming] 466 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,268 Shit! 467 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,603 [siren continues] 468 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,375 [Hodges whispering] Okay. Cut through the secret sidewalk, 469 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,378 hide out in Malone's bushes. Sneak to my rental car. 470 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,446 Head to the airport. Great. Whoa. 471 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,748 [Fish] Hands where I can see 'em! 472 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,950 -Okay. All right. -[Fish] Turn around. 473 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,821 [Fish] Now, slowly bend over. 474 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,356 -Excuse me? -[Fish] Bend over now! 475 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,559 Now. 476 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,495 Spread your cheeks. 477 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,963 Okay, what the hell, man? 478 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,433 -Fish? -Ah! 479 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,668 Wait, you're a cop now? 480 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,369 I thought I recognized that tight little ass. 481 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,004 [chuckles] Hey, man. 482 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,638 Graduated top of my class in the academy. 483 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,341 Then again, I was the only one in my class 484 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,510 but I love what I do. And I take my job seriously. 485 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,679 -You want a cold one? -Yeah, man. That'd be great. 486 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,614 [gasps] 487 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,882 Thanks. 488 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,517 So where you running off to? 489 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,719 Anywhere. Out of this freakin' town. 490 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,204 Oh. 491 00:22:03,205 --> 00:22:04,688 Not sticking around for the Turkey Bowl? 492 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,024 Uh, no. No, I got to get out of here. 493 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,361 You and me both, brother. You and me both. 494 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,329 [chuckles] 495 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,802 Kenny will pick that up. 496 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,338 So I heard on the wire that Ronnie Best got thrown 497 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,639 through the back window of the Badger Hole. 498 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,407 -Is that right? -Uh, yeah. 499 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,576 It got a little messy. But you know, he came at me 500 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,128 and-- Hey, you know what? 501 00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:28,679 I just did what Coach McKinney always taught us. 502 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,481 -"Duck and drive." [chuckles] -[chuckles] 503 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,883 Awesome. I bet that felt pretty good. 504 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,352 Yeah, it felt pretty good. 505 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,653 -Yeah. -Yeah, I believe it. 506 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,654 Well... 507 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,756 confession's two-tenths of the law, 508 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,857 so I'm gonna have to ask you to put the open container 509 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,494 on top of the vehicle there and interlock your fingers 510 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,463 -behind your head. -You're joking, right? 511 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,131 -Do not resist me! -Oh, God! 512 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,766 [groans] 513 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,418 Come on, Fish. 514 00:22:50,419 --> 00:22:52,069 I was just having a conversation with a friend. 515 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,004 Hodges, I told you. I take my job seriously. 516 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,373 Man, I got to get out of here. 517 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,708 I need to be in Vail immediately. 518 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,042 [woman over radio] Hey, Fish, we're impounding 519 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,543 this rental from the Badger Hole. 520 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,712 Son of a bitch! My luggage is in that car. 521 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,080 Well, maybe you should've thought about that 522 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,447 before you started throwing people through windows. 523 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,484 Dude, he came at me! Ow! 524 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,854 Relax. Get some sleep. You'll get where you need to go, 525 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,389 as soon as Judge Tibbins sees you. 526 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,590 Sees me for what? 527 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,493 Arraignment. 528 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,499 Good morning, Patrick. 529 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,033 So how've you been? 530 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,435 Great. 531 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,003 -Good to see you, sir. -You as well. 532 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,972 -Well, you're looking good. -[chuckles] 533 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,440 Looking good. [chuckles] 534 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,742 So how did this mix up happen? 535 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,944 Uh... [groans] You know, boys will be boys, right? 536 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:34,979 Yes, we will. 537 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,116 Well, it's not that big of a deal. 538 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,585 I'm sure we can work something out. 539 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,921 Thank you, Judge Tibbins. Thank you. 540 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,189 How's that throwing arm? 541 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:46,991 Uh, it's good. 542 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,693 You staying in shape up there in the Windy City? 543 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,062 Yeah, I guess. I run every day, so... 544 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:55,099 [stammers] That's good to hear. That's real good to hear. 545 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,136 No disrespect, Judge. But, um, 546 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,138 I'm happy to pay Fat Jack for his window, 547 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,107 but I got to get on the next flight out of here. 548 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:06,177 See, I'm proposing to Senator Dalton Sinclair's daughter 549 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,846 on Thanksgiving Day in Vail, Colorado. 550 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,448 Whoo-hoo! 551 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,483 -Fancy-fancy. [chuckles] -Hey. 552 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,753 Well, why don't we just get this over with. 553 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,688 -Thank you. -Guilty as charged. 554 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,192 -Thirty days behind bars. -Wait, what? Why? 555 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,127 Assault. Vandalism. Public intoxication. 556 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,562 Open container. Resisting arrest. 557 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,997 No, no, no. No, that is not what happened. 558 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,901 Well, it says in the report that, uh, we have 20 witnesses 559 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,837 who saw you throw Ronnie Best through the window. 560 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,506 -Thanks a lot. -Sorry. 561 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,477 Your Honor, no offense, but this gets me 30 days? 562 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,612 I mean, you were my T-ball coach for Christ sake. 563 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,681 -Language, inmate. -I don't have 30 days. 564 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,583 And I cannot have a blemish on my record. 565 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,650 I see. 566 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,119 I see. 567 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,821 Well, how 'bout a plea bargain then? 568 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,889 Anything. Yes. 569 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,791 -Community service? -Perfect. 570 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,894 I'll throw on an orange jumpsuit and pick up some trash. 571 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,829 Oh, I have something else in mind. 572 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:04,802 You too, Judge? 573 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,837 Your call, quarterback. 574 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:08,606 [sighs] 575 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:12,776 [Hodges] Well... 576 00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:14,778 looks like we got a game to play. 577 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,514 -[Mitchell] All right! Yes! -[Sonny D] Whoo! 578 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,549 Don't try to run on me, fugitive. 579 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,050 'Cause if you cross the county line 580 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,253 with this bad boy on... 581 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:25,656 [clicks] 582 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,992 ...you'll never be allowed to come back. 583 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,895 Sounds tempting. Oh, looks like my ride's here. 584 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,129 Later today, practice. 585 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,731 -Three o' clock. -Sounds great. 586 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,233 -All right. See you guys. -See you later, buddy. 587 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:40,137 [phone rings] 588 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,740 Hey. 589 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,842 Hey, honey. Where have you been? 590 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,911 I-- I have left, like, a hundred messages. 591 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,812 I know. I'm sorry. It's just this... 592 00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:51,582 crazy, crazy funeral, you know? 593 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,051 Really? That bad, huh? 594 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,121 Yeah. It was just awful. 595 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,040 You know, grim. 596 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,958 Open casket. He drowned, so he was all bloated and-- 597 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,993 I-- I thought you said it was a car accident. 598 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,096 Into a ditch after a heavy rain. 599 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,032 It just-- It just really sucks here. 600 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,734 Yuck. Are you on your way back? 601 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:14,638 I-- No. No, I'm not. It's, uh, gonna be a while. 602 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:16,640 What? Why? 603 00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:20,578 I-- Well, they named me executor of his will, 604 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,147 and Mitchell had a lotta skeletons in his closet, so... 605 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:24,315 I'm dealing with that. 606 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,850 How rude to make you do, like, everything. 607 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,285 Are-- are you getting a settlement? 608 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,688 No, but I'm at the courthouse now 609 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,189 and I'm going through some stuff, so... 610 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,959 I'll call you when I get more specifics, okay? 611 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,027 -I love you. -Leave your phone on. 612 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,896 -Love you. Bye. -Yeah. Bye. 613 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,967 -Hello, stranger. -[sighs] 614 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:43,934 Hey, Dad. 615 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:45,936 [chuckles] 616 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,775 Hey! Look who I found. 617 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,878 -Patrick. Patrick. -Hey, Mom. 618 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,882 I am so sorry about poor Mitchell. 619 00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:00,684 -Cat's out of the bag, Marlene. -[Hodges sighs] 620 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,503 Oh, I know. I know. 621 00:27:02,504 --> 00:27:04,321 I just like being a part of things. It's so much fun. 622 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,390 -[chuckles] -Look at you. 623 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,158 You... 624 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,027 are so handsome. 625 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,630 Thanks, Mom. [chuckles] 626 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,964 I made you hotdog casserole. 627 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,667 Tried a new recipe out with the kids at school. 628 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,335 They really seem to enjoy it. 629 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,870 Didn't agree with everyone. 630 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,039 I had to clean up some yak in the girls' gym. 631 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,642 Oh, hush, Eddie! Come on. Sit down, both of you. 632 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:26,977 -Here. -All right. 633 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,148 So you're gonna play in the game, huh? 634 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,282 Yeah, I guess so. 635 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:35,886 What's wrong, sweetie? 636 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,789 -Oh, I'm a vegetarian. -A what? 637 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,691 A vegetarian. I don't eat meat. 638 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,326 Ashley's family has a deep philosophy 639 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,028 about animal cruelty, 640 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,663 and I respect that. 641 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,899 I don't think you can kill a hotdog. 642 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:52,169 Yeah, well, your president is killing our country, so-- 643 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,837 -All right. All right. -Oh, are we gonna go? 644 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,372 All right. All right. All right. All right. 645 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:58,342 No politics. No religion. 646 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,344 And now, let's add... 647 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,147 food to the no-discussion list. 648 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:07,151 But we respect your choices, Patrick. Right, Ed? 649 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:10,220 And speaking of choices, how is Ashley, that... 650 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:13,891 beautiful girl? 651 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,693 Yeah, she's great. 652 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,194 Yeah, she's great. 653 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,763 You know, FOX News been digging up dirt 654 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:20,831 on her father lately. 655 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,399 [Hodges sighs] 656 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,966 We'd like to see her in this neck of the woods again. 657 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,403 -Right, Eddie? -Sure. 658 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,405 Yeah. Well, last time she was here, 659 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,007 she got a foot fungus from the shower, 660 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,709 so it kind of spooked her just a little bit. 661 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,011 -Iodine works wonders for me. -Mm-hmm. 662 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:35,979 [chuckles] 663 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:40,017 You seen Jen Harrison yet? 664 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:43,754 You know, I actually did. Yeah, she seems great. 665 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,090 She asks about you all the time. 666 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,925 -Wait, she does? -Mm-hmm. 667 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,060 Yeah, she bought her folks' old place 668 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,295 over on Raintree. 669 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:54,164 Living in that big place... 670 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:55,899 all alone. 671 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:59,937 I believe you're right, Ed, but our boy has a girlfriend. 672 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,005 Uh, fiancée. 673 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,845 That's wonderful. 674 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,180 -Mm-hmm -Well, I haven't proposed yet, 675 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,882 but I have plans to pop the question 676 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,884 Thanksgiving Day in Vail. 677 00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,519 -Oh, you're not engaged yet? -No. 678 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,506 Oh. 679 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,224 -Oh. Mm-hmm. -That's fantastic! [chuckles] 680 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,092 I mean, that you're... 681 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,361 -getting hitched. -Thank you. 682 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,164 I got some good news myself. 683 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,900 My newly restored Chevy's been chosen to lead 684 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,236 the Grand Gobble Marshals in the parade this year. 685 00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,505 -Go Eddie! -[Ed] Yeah. 686 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,075 Glad I'm here to see that. 687 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,450 Why don't you go upstairs and clean up, settle in, 688 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,952 and I'll bring you a PB and J in a few minutes? 689 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,955 -Thanks, Mom. -Good to see you, Son, 690 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,925 even if it's only for a few days against your will. 691 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:57,895 -Oh, Lord, Eddie. -What? 692 00:29:58,931 --> 00:29:59,997 It's been only, what? 693 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,532 -Two times in 15 years? -All right. 694 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:03,033 I just don't want to lose count. 695 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,515 Sure you don't want a cold one? 696 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,851 No, man, I'm good. Thanks. 697 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,420 It's a beautiful day for a practice. 698 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,921 [country music playing over the radio] 699 00:30:57,923 --> 00:31:00,991 ¶ Sometimes I ask Why I'm waiting ¶ 700 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,492 Don't worry. Kenny'll pick that up. 701 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:08,398 Putnam has not won the Turkey Bowl since 1962. 702 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,602 Nineteen-sixty-two! My dad played in that game. 703 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,203 He was a great right tackle. 704 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,406 Terrible father, horrible drunk. Amazing football player. 705 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:19,476 Then we came along. And we were this close. 706 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,580 And everyone remembers 707 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,915 the snowstorm that fell upon this field 15 years ago, 708 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,085 a historic tradition frozen... 709 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,387 -in time. -And our nut sacks froze, too, 710 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,022 and they've been shriveled up ever since. 711 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,525 And that is why we have to shed the curse. 712 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:38,595 Man the fuck up. Get the frozen girly tinkle out. 713 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,964 And put a damn "W" where it belongs! 714 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,266 -[all] Yeah! -Right? 715 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,768 On top of that, 716 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,269 we get to legally kick the shit out of Ronnie Best. 717 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,638 And his army of assholes on Thanksgiving Day! 718 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,239 [all] Yeah! 719 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,908 Anybody got any questions? 720 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,577 -Hodges. -Quick question. 721 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,380 Um, it's our first day back. We're going half-speed, right? 722 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,549 [sighs] 723 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,050 -[Mitchell] Hike! -[men screaming] 724 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,022 Ow! 725 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:09,126 [all grunting] 726 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,373 [Mitchell grunts] 727 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,080 [Mitchell] Hike! 728 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,086 [Mitchell] Hike! 729 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,156 [grunting] 730 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,361 [Mitchell] Hike! 731 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:59,276 Okay. Okay, that was not great, but it wasn't bad. 732 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:02,312 Okay, building blocks. How long we been playing? 733 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,382 Twenty-three minutes. 734 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,451 Okay. Hey, maybe we just call it, huh? 735 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,586 We're the Badgers! Nothing takes us down. 736 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,025 I'll get the defibrillator. 737 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,562 [groans] If we don't get our shit together, 738 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,597 -they're gonna kill us. -Well, I highly doubt 739 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,699 Noble's taking this as seriously as you guys. 740 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,203 -Oh, boy. -[Fat Jack yelps] 741 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,340 My wife is gonna shit. 742 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,213 My wife's gonna leave me. 743 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,315 I can't lose my bar. I got no skills 744 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,750 besides pouring beer and making wings. 745 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:41,585 Shit, man, they're always one step ahead of us. 746 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:45,055 This is so immature. I'm filing a report. 747 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,324 We've got a 594 in the Putnam High parking lot. 748 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:48,291 [exhales] 749 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,597 Hey, Sonny, is your, uh, crazy cousin's paint store 750 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,332 -open on Sundays? -No. 751 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,467 Perfect. 752 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,784 -Son of a bitch. -Sweet Lord Jesus. 753 00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:15,385 -This ain't good. -We are fucked. 754 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,287 Man, they ain't doing nothing we ain't doing. 755 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,089 Ah, yes, they are. They're practicing. 756 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:22,426 I gotta roll. I'm spinning vinyl at a private party tonight. 757 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,594 Guys, just go. Come on. 758 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:26,880 -[air horn blares] -[audience screaming] 759 00:34:26,881 --> 00:34:29,165 Sonny D wants you to jump! Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. 760 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,534 [music playing] 761 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,569 When I say "hey," you say "ho!" 762 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,603 -Hey! -[audience] Ho! 763 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:34,704 -Hey! -[audience] Ho! 764 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,139 Keep it jumping. Keep it jumping. 765 00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,141 When I say "hey," you say "ho." 766 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,209 -Hey! -[children] Ho! 767 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:40,811 -Hey! -[children] Ho! 768 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,412 -Say "Don't be a bully." -[children] "Don't be a bully!" 769 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,714 -"Don't be a jerk." -[children] "Don't be a jerk!" 770 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:47,150 Put your hands on your knees and twerk, twerk, twerk. 771 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,386 You respect your parents and you ain't a pain. 772 00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,755 Step to Sonny D, and I'm gonna make it rain. 773 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:55,125 ¶ Jump, jump, jump, Jump Keep up, keep up, keep up ¶ 774 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:57,794 Does anybody else think this is very inappropriate? 775 00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,796 Ah, kids grow up so fast these days. 776 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,631 -Oh, my God. -[chuckles] 777 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,500 Can you believe I get to be married to that? 778 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,852 No. 779 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,203 But we talk about it all the time. 780 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,737 -Every day. -Okay. I'm sorry, 781 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,473 jealous bitches. 782 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,208 Um, Jen. 783 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,410 -Dana and I... -Mm-hmm. 784 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:14,478 ...we've been talking. 785 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,414 We're thinking of getting the squad back together. 786 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,217 -What? For what? -For the football game. 787 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,385 Football players equals cheerleaders. 788 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,887 Then I get to get in a cheerleading uniform 789 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,623 and put it on my dating profile. That's very hot to people. 790 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,792 You're married. 791 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,226 It's common-law. I bought my own ring. 792 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:31,728 I'm done with this conversation. 793 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:34,231 -Yeah, I think I'm gonna pass. -Oh, you're gonna pass? 794 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,532 You're gonna pass on watching Hodges 795 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,701 throw a football in those tight-ass pants? 796 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:40,337 Mm. Huggin' it. Smell it. 797 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,139 No, I'm way too busy right now. 798 00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:45,375 -Oh, you're busy. She's busy. -Okay. 799 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,576 -Jennifer. -Jennifer. 800 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,445 Last week, you literally, 801 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,614 you threw a birthday party for your cat. 802 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,849 It was her 20th. 803 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,385 -We know. -She turned 20. 804 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,753 It was a milestone. 805 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,355 Saddest thing I've ever been to. 806 00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,389 Fully. 807 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:00,891 This party's kind of lame, y'all. 808 00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:04,161 Don't worry. The alcohol's about to kick in. 809 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,396 Led, there's no alcohol at this party. 810 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:08,298 I spiked the punch bowl at the adult table. 811 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,569 There's only one punch bowl. 812 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,538 Seriously? 813 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,073 ["Hey Ladies" by HPL playing] 814 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,607 ¶ If you the party I'ma get at you ¶ 815 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,843 ¶ So, where you at? So, where you at? ¶ 816 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,245 ¶ Hey you throw a party I'ma get at you ¶ 817 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:24,414 ¶ Hey you throw a party I'ma get at you ¶ 818 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,550 ¶ Hey you throw a party I'ma get at you ¶ 819 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,685 ¶ So, where you at? So, where you at? ¶ 820 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,420 ¶ Hey... ¶ 821 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:31,454 Oh. 822 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,323 I'm outtie. 823 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,724 [Hodges sighs] 824 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,826 I'm gonna make a phone call. Excuse me. 825 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:37,961 I remember my first beer. 826 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,797 [children screaming] 827 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,600 Yeah, okay. Um, I'll see you soon. 828 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:45,569 Okay, bye. 829 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,372 Jen? 830 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:51,708 -Hey. -[chuckles] Hey. 831 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,476 -Hi. -What're you doing out here? 832 00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:55,979 Oh, just hiding out. [chuckles] 833 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:58,582 Same as you. When you don't have kids, 834 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,317 you're just kind of a creepy Aunt Jen 835 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,252 who's always just sort of hanging around. [chuckles] 836 00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:04,921 Yeah, or, uh, the strange Uncle Hodges, you know? 837 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,923 "Hey, don't sit on his knee. He likes it." 838 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,392 -So... [chuckles] ...um... -[chuckles] 839 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,877 ...anyway, 840 00:37:10,878 --> 00:37:12,361 I just feel like we got off on the wrong foot earlier. 841 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,397 -Actually the wrong bathroom. -Right. 842 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,498 [Jen chuckles] 843 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,833 But, um, just to make things clear, 844 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,635 nothing ever happened with me and Brandy. 845 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:19,770 Hodges, it's okay. I don't care. 846 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:20,904 No, but seriously, nothing ever happened. 847 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,573 No, I know. 848 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,241 Yeah, I just walked in on my naked boyfriend 849 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:26,843 -and the county exhibitionist. -Okay. [sighs] 850 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,446 But you know what? I believe you. 851 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,782 Okay. Great. Thank you. 852 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:34,683 And it honestly doesn't matter anyway. It was, like... 853 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,320 so long ago. 854 00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:39,022 We're two totally different people now. 855 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,025 Exactly. Yes! Yes. 856 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,527 Anything else you need to resolve? 857 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,766 No. No, I'm good. 858 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,703 Okay. Well, I have to run. My boss needs me. 859 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,672 -Okay. -Okay. 860 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,508 But it was nice seeing you again. 861 00:37:58,510 --> 00:37:59,576 Yeah. You, too. 862 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,713 -All cleared up. -[Jen laughs] 863 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,888 [Ronnie] I'll call you back, Mom. 864 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,697 Uh, Boss, it's hardly noticeable. 865 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,499 -No one's even gonna see it. -[woman laughing] 866 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,768 Cock-defeated! 867 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:27,637 -Get the fuck out of here! -[tires screeching] 868 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,706 [grunts] 869 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,374 [woman] Fuck you! 870 00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:32,942 [groans] It was a good throw, though. 871 00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:34,978 [phone ringing] 872 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,347 Hello? 873 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,515 Honey? 874 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,717 -Hey. -Did-- did you call earlier 875 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,485 -and hang up? -[Brandy] Pitter Pat. 876 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,770 No, no, no. 877 00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:45,054 -Why would you think that? -[Brandy] Pitter Pat! 878 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:47,691 Why are you whispering? 879 00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:49,959 I, uh, I'm at a meditation... 880 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,829 -for Mitchell. -A meditation? 881 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,397 Uh, Mitchell was a Buddhist. 882 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,967 Judging from his behavior, 883 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:58,501 I don't think he was very religious, babe. 884 00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,969 [Brandy] Pitter Pat. 885 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,404 What's that? 886 00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:04,474 -What? -[Brandy] Oh, Pitter Pat? 887 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,076 Uh, they're doing a chant. 888 00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:07,577 "Pitter..." 889 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,346 I should join in. 890 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,680 [Ashley] Call me when you can talk. 891 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,849 -Love you. Bye. -O-- Okay. 892 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,618 Oh, shit, dang it. Man! 893 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,521 Son of a gun! Come on. 894 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,094 -[groans] -Hi, Mr. Man. 895 00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:27,097 -Hey, Brandy. -It's a long walk home. 896 00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:28,398 You want a lift? 897 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,999 No, I'm good. Thank you. 898 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,801 I promise that I'll behave. 899 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:34,771 It's a long walk to Meadowbrook Drive. 900 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,406 -I think I got it. -I just... 901 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:39,142 I've been meaning to give you something. 902 00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:41,945 Oh, come on. 903 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,013 Uh... 904 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:52,989 You hiding from your girlfriend? 905 00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,158 -She's not my girlfriend. -Then why were you hiding? 906 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,095 You know what? I'm gonna walk, okay? Thank you so much. 907 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:01,398 I will always love you, Pat Hodges. 908 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,067 You're the only one for me! 909 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:08,872 Hey, sexy. 910 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,141 I'll be there in five. Bye. 911 00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:20,150 -You cut grass in the winter? -All year round. 912 00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:23,186 I don't have to, I just like to be out here on the field, 913 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:24,988 you know, be one with the earth. 914 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,690 You've had a one-man business for quite some time, man. 915 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:30,427 You ever think about, I don't know, expanding? 916 00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:32,028 It was supposed to be a two-man business 917 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,062 -but... -Okay. 918 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,948 You know what I mean, right? 919 00:40:34,949 --> 00:40:36,833 Get a crew of guys together, then you got nothing but time, 920 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,701 right? Rake in that cash, lawn boy. 921 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,139 Is that what you do? 922 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,640 You got a team of men working for you in the city? 923 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:46,209 Yeah. I mean, it's on a different level, but yeah. 924 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,077 -Oh, yeah? Is that right? -Yeah. Oh. 925 00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,180 No, but I'm serious, man. 926 00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:52,582 You get somebody else to do the work, then-- 927 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,551 Then I can what? Hang out at the Badger? 928 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:57,120 Yes. Hit Lake Dirtybird whenever you want, right? 929 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,022 Live in paradise. Be your own boss. 930 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,825 Sit and stare at the big open sky? 931 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,027 -Exactly. -[Mitchell chuckles] 932 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:05,962 So you mean exactly what I already do every day? 933 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:10,867 Yeah. 934 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,104 [Mitchell] Suit up. We got practice. 935 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,873 [engine revving] 936 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:27,016 -Hey! Yeah! -[honking] 937 00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:30,053 [chuckles] 938 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,489 I have news. 939 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:34,924 Sit. 940 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,027 Regarding? 941 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,629 Jen Harrison. 942 00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:41,731 Speak. 943 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,766 -I spotted her with Hodges. -When? 944 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,902 -Birthday party. -Tabitha Dean's party? 945 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,104 -Yes. -She's a little bitch. 946 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,607 So what went down? 947 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:53,510 There was an interactive DJ. There was ice cream cake. 948 00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:54,978 There was a piñata, but the kids couldn't-- 949 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,012 Between... 950 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,582 Jen and Hodges. Details. 951 00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:01,784 Secret meeting out behind the fence. 952 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,787 Was there any... 953 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:06,956 public display of affection? 954 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,059 There was a really sweet daddy-daughter dance. 955 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,295 -Everybody started tearing up-- -Between-- Um... 956 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,597 Jen and Hodges. 957 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:19,636 Did they hold hands or kissed? 958 00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:21,838 Did he go up her shirt or anything? 959 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,707 It was really dark, so I couldn't tell. 960 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:27,110 [smacks lips] 961 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:28,845 [Mitchell] Down! 962 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:30,246 Set! 963 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:31,748 Hike! 964 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:32,715 [man pants] 965 00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:36,119 [Sonny D groans] 966 00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:37,587 [sighs] 967 00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:39,289 [Sonny D] Damn it! I hate myself. 968 00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:40,590 [Hodges] My bad. 969 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,926 Black 80. 970 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,627 I'm your primary receiver. Not brick hands. 971 00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:46,229 No, Coach McKinney and I designed it. 972 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,630 Primary is brick hands. 973 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:49,032 [Sonny D] Hey, my fucking hands are fine. 974 00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:50,800 [Ledbetter] You catch more balls with your taint. 975 00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,235 -See if you can catch this. -[Ledbetter groans] 976 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,070 Take a bow, bitch. Come at me. 977 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:57,173 Test my gangster, motherfucker! Test my gangster. 978 00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:00,743 Dude, you're supposed to throw to me. No one expects it. 979 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:03,012 Yeah, no one expects it because it's a bad play. 980 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,648 Black 80. You're supposed to stay here and block for me. 981 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,650 I have run 10,000 routes for you. 982 00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,152 Throw me the fucking football! 983 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,322 This is fucking ridiculous! 984 00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:15,124 Inmate! 985 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,760 Get back here or I will shoot you! 986 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:18,861 Do me the favor. 987 00:43:20,332 --> 00:43:21,631 [groans] 988 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,066 What the fuck, Fish? 989 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,234 That wasn't me. 990 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:29,138 Paintballs! 991 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:30,740 Take cover! 992 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,847 [slow motion groan] 993 00:43:39,884 --> 00:43:41,284 [men screaming] 994 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,653 Mayday! 995 00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:44,921 [groans] 996 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,056 Mayday! We're taking heavy fire! 997 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:48,658 [slow motion groan] 998 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:49,959 Mayday! 999 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,066 [man] Fuck you, Hodges! 1000 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,638 Come on, guys. Let's get these assholes. 1001 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,041 I'm going home. 1002 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,879 [mom] There's sloppy joes in the fridge, Patrick. 1003 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,080 I don't eat meat! 1004 00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:12,982 [door closes] 1005 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,023 Finally. 1006 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,224 -Hi. -[Ashley] Hi. 1007 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:24,327 What's going on? I haven't heard from you. 1008 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,129 I know. I'm sorry. It's just... 1009 00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:29,899 This place. This town, it's like a black hole. 1010 00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:32,835 All this bullshit went down at practice today, and... 1011 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:34,971 Practice? 1012 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:40,710 Hon, ar-- are you there? Did-- did you say practice? 1013 00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:43,713 Yeah, sure did. At the-- at the law practice. 1014 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,114 At the lawyer's. 1015 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,983 What a bummer of a practice. [groans] 1016 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,318 When are you getting here? 1017 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,888 [sighs] I... [sighs] ...I'm not sure. 1018 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,458 What do you mean you're not sure? 1019 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,860 How much more work can they make you do there? 1020 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,029 Didn't you bury him already? 1021 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,299 Hon, yes, but I'm the only one with any sanity around here, 1022 00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,801 so I have to keep things together. 1023 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,705 Well, I want you here for Thanksgiving. 1024 00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,306 -So does Daddy. -I'm gonna try. 1025 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,130 Try harder. 1026 00:45:12,131 --> 00:45:13,953 Okay. You know what, Mitchell is dead. 1027 00:45:13,954 --> 00:45:15,776 -Have some compassion, God. -[Ashley] I don't get it. 1028 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,213 You weren't even really friends with this guy, 1029 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,048 and suddenly you're the only one that can help? 1030 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,917 Just because you don't see somebody every day 1031 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,919 doesn't mean they're still not your best friend. 1032 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:26,456 So, now he's your best friend and not me? 1033 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,925 -No. That is not what I meant. -[gasps] 1034 00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:31,828 [sighs] 1035 00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:34,997 -Fine. -Fine. 1036 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,933 -Bye! -Bye. 1037 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:39,869 [grunts] 1038 00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:42,171 Fuck. [grunts] 1039 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,944 [grunts] Fuck! Son of a... 1040 00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:49,946 [exhales] 1041 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:00,923 Fuck it. 1042 00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:06,863 -[indistinct chatter] -[all] Woo-hoo! 1043 00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:08,531 [girls cheering] 1044 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,200 -Hodges? -Forty-five, forty-six. 1045 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,470 Jen? [chuckles] Wha-- 1046 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:49,138 -Hi. -Hey. 1047 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,941 What's up? I'm just getting my laps in. 1048 00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:54,377 Also doing a little environmental resistance. 1049 00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:57,046 All the rage. A lot of people are doing that nowadays. 1050 00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:59,048 -But you still live here? -Yeah. 1051 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,050 I bought it from my parents. 1052 00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:02,185 Well, how cool is that? 1053 00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:05,354 That's great. I'm just doing my seven-mile daily routine. 1054 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:08,090 Uh, burning some cals before the big game, you know? 1055 00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:09,525 But, uh, how are you? 1056 00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:11,160 You look great. I'm great. 1057 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,962 That's good. Listen, I'm actually on my way-- 1058 00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,230 I'm not stalking you by the way. 1059 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:16,199 It's not like I ran over here to-- 1060 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,834 I mean, yeah, of course I ran over here. 1061 00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:21,103 I'm in old P.E. clothes, sweaty and stuff, but, uh, 1062 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,839 there's a hundred streets I could've picked in this town, 1063 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,874 you know, and randomly I picked this one. 1064 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,532 Fate? I don't know. 1065 00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:28,189 -Hodges, I really should get-- -Got to stay in shape 1066 00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:29,846 to beat Ronnie Best and his band of goons. 1067 00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:31,364 -Hodges-- -That asshole 1068 00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:32,881 with his billboards and his "Ron-defeated" crap 1069 00:47:32,884 --> 00:47:35,201 all over our town. Not to mention, 1070 00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:37,519 his skanky-ass twin sister popping up everywhere I look. 1071 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,857 -I would not touch her with a-- -With a ten-foot pole? 1072 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:41,958 Yes. Thank you. 1073 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,427 Hey, Ronnie, what's up, man? 1074 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,630 You're a cheap-shotter, Hodges. 1075 00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:52,134 The funny thing about twins, we feel each other's pain. 1076 00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:53,469 So when you hurt my little sister, 1077 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:54,937 you hurt me also. 1078 00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,274 Let's roll, Jenny. 1079 00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,876 Wait. Jenny, are you guys-- 1080 00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:00,877 -Yes. -No. 1081 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,246 -It's-- -[Ronnie] We're-- 1082 00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:05,114 [Jen] Kind of a gray area. 1083 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:07,083 Technically, he's my boss. 1084 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,553 This gal's the best senior vice president 1085 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,521 -a CEO could ask for. -[Jen chuckles] 1086 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:14,624 Ain't that right, Jen-Jen? 1087 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,459 Thank you. 1088 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,904 -[door closes] -Oh, no, thank... 1089 00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:29,505 you. 1090 00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,975 You just got me to the sympathy goal line. 1091 00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:34,977 Now I'm gonna score. 1092 00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,146 What are you talking about? 1093 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:40,483 I'm talking about SVP, sneak up the middle, 1094 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,118 drive through the hole and... 1095 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,054 [groans] Oh, yeah. 1096 00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:47,089 Oh, don't stop, Daddy. 1097 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,090 [groans] 1098 00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:49,492 Touchdown. 1099 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:51,627 [exhales deeply] 1100 00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:57,366 When I'm fucking her tonight, I'm gonna be fucking you. 1101 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,675 When I'm fucking her tonight, I'm gonna be thinking of you. 1102 00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:09,178 That's worse. 1103 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:11,347 Mm. 1104 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,417 Whatever. 1105 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,585 Later, losing team. 1106 00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:23,225 -[door closes] -[engine starts] 1107 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:34,103 Getting that heart rate up? 1108 00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:37,073 Yes, sir. 1109 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:42,044 There's only three things I do when I'm in Noble County. 1110 00:49:42,046 --> 00:49:44,046 I roll my window down. 1111 00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:45,681 I spit. 1112 00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:48,117 And I roll my window back up. 1113 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,454 I tell you what, QB... 1114 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,723 the rivalry runs deep, 1115 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:56,058 and this town... 1116 00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:58,227 really could use a victory. 1117 00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,261 You understand? 1118 00:49:59,731 --> 00:50:00,696 Yes, sir. 1119 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,599 Don't you run too far. 1120 00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:06,502 -No, sir. -[vehicle approaching] 1121 00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:16,178 [door opens] 1122 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:19,582 -[door closes] -[Hodges pants] 1123 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,018 -Hey, Dad. -Hey, Mom made sloppy joes. 1124 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:25,087 -No, I'm good. Remember? -Oh, right. 1125 00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:26,789 You don't like meat anymore. 1126 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,357 No, it's not that I don't like meat. 1127 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,027 It's that-- Damn, that smells so good. 1128 00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,328 Help yourself. I'm stuffed. 1129 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,732 -Has Mom talked to you? -What? 1130 00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:39,201 Your Aunt Carol's got the gout. 1131 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,537 Feet swell up like clown shoes, 1132 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,606 so she and I are gonna be gone for a couple days. 1133 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:45,708 [chuckles] Well, give her a hug for me. 1134 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,527 -I'll try. -Okay. 1135 00:50:47,528 --> 00:50:49,345 It's a shame we're not gonna be here for the parade. 1136 00:50:49,347 --> 00:50:50,780 But we'll be back for the big game. 1137 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,082 All right. 1138 00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:56,285 Hey, Dad? 1139 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,087 Uh-huh? 1140 00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:01,057 What do you think of this whole Turkey Bowl thing? 1141 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,191 [chuckles] 1142 00:51:05,129 --> 00:51:06,395 Well, you haven't been around. 1143 00:51:07,298 --> 00:51:08,297 Putnam... 1144 00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:10,466 had it pretty rough. 1145 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:12,668 You know, after your game was snowed out, 1146 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,603 some people say that storm was a curse. 1147 00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:16,672 Yeah, I've been hearing that. 1148 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:18,841 And then after the Turkey Bowl, 1149 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:20,810 you remember that Noble had a better record, 1150 00:51:20,812 --> 00:51:22,845 and they went on to win the state championship. 1151 00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:25,748 For a small town, that's quite an accomplishment. 1152 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,551 Put 'em on the map. People knew Noble. 1153 00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,486 Noble thrived and... 1154 00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:32,688 left Putnam in the shadows. 1155 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:36,826 [Mom] Eddie? I don't want to be on the road too late. 1156 00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:39,261 I'm coming! Hey. 1157 00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:41,564 No funny business around here 1158 00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:43,232 -while we're gone, okay? -Okay. 1159 00:51:48,172 --> 00:51:49,138 Patrick? 1160 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:54,243 Look, I know people take this real serious around here... 1161 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:57,279 but at the end of the day... 1162 00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,782 [chuckles] ...it's just a football game. 1163 00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:01,817 [chuckles] 1164 00:52:10,194 --> 00:52:11,727 [sighs, chuckles] 1165 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,765 Mm. Oh, my God. 1166 00:52:23,274 --> 00:52:24,406 What the... 1167 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,344 Oh... [grunts] ...God. 1168 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:32,181 Jeez. Nolan, how long you been hanging up there, man? 1169 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,617 -[grunts] -You all right? 1170 00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:36,452 [Nolan pants] 1171 00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:38,787 I don't know. I must have... 1172 00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:43,259 -blacked out or something. -Oh, man. 1173 00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:44,293 Uh... 1174 00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,664 -Ronnie's goons. -[groans] 1175 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:50,599 Town rivalry, though. It's-- 1176 00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:53,369 It's okay. It's part of the job. I'm okay. 1177 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:54,904 Hey, can I get you a ride home? 1178 00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,405 Uh... 1179 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:58,707 -No, I got my bike. -I'll grab your bike. 1180 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,944 Let me get that for you, bud. There you go. 1181 00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,812 -There you go. -[pants] 1182 00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:05,948 Thanks for getting me down. 1183 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:07,383 Yeah. 1184 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:09,285 You always save the day, Hodges. 1185 00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:13,622 Oh. Thanks, Nolan. 1186 00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,626 -Okay. All right. -[inhaling] 1187 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,828 That's good. All right, buddy. 1188 00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:21,297 Ride safe, huh? 1189 00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,298 Suit up. 1190 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,266 Yeah, get your helmet on. 1191 00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:26,335 See you, dude. 1192 00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:30,806 Be careful of the tree there. 1193 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:32,608 Yeah, careful of the-- Yeah. 1194 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:33,876 Go around that. 1195 00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:37,580 There. Just fix your-- Yeah, see you, buddy. 1196 00:53:40,351 --> 00:53:41,650 -Wow. -[thud] 1197 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:42,851 -Oh, God. -[Nolan groans] 1198 00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,320 [glass clattering] 1199 00:53:58,603 --> 00:53:59,568 You rang? 1200 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:01,770 We got to talk. 1201 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:02,838 [knocking] 1202 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:05,941 -What's going on? -We got to talk. 1203 00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:07,176 -Yeah. -Now? 1204 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,410 -Yes. -Come on. Grab your keys. 1205 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:09,445 Hold on. 1206 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,249 [Cammie] Wait. Sonny, what are you doing? 1207 00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:17,386 I don't know. My team needs me. 1208 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:22,391 [Cammie] Okay, just use the front door, though. 1209 00:54:22,393 --> 00:54:24,326 -I mean-- -Can I use the window? 1210 00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:25,928 It's a lot more exciting this way. 1211 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,430 Yeah, all right. That's fine. I need you to get baby formula, 1212 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:29,798 though, because I have to pump and dump. 1213 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,300 -Okay. -Wait, wait, wait. 1214 00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:32,801 Could you ask her if you can bring your balls too? 1215 00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,403 -What was that, Mitchell? -Nothing. 1216 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,938 -Bye, guys. -Okay, love you, sweetie. 1217 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,006 I love you. Be good. 1218 00:54:37,008 --> 00:54:38,407 -Okay. -All right. 1219 00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:46,682 [bird calls] 1220 00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:52,554 -[Hodges sighs] -What are we doing here? 1221 00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:54,890 Okay. I can only take so much. 1222 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:57,526 Tonight, I had to cut Nolan out of a tree in my front yard. 1223 00:54:57,528 --> 00:54:59,862 -Welcome to our world. -Why are we at Rambling Oaks? 1224 00:54:59,864 --> 00:55:01,563 This is the plan. 1225 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:03,465 -Recruit old people? -No. 1226 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:06,468 -We're getting Coach. -Oh. 1227 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:08,437 Yeah, that's the first good call you've made. 1228 00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:10,372 Hey, guys, our QB is back. 1229 00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:12,107 -Let's do this. -[Sonny D] Wait, wait. 1230 00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:13,841 This place is a fortress. Cammie's meemaw lives here. 1231 00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:15,477 You can't sign her out unless you're family. 1232 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,845 That's why we're sneaking him out. 1233 00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:21,917 [chuckling] 1234 00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:28,457 [chuckling continues] 1235 00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,505 Hey, Coach. 1236 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:45,841 [Mitchell] Hey. 1237 00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:50,946 -Is it game time yet, boys? -Yeah. 1238 00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:52,014 Okay, okay. 1239 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,950 Every down is played from the ground up, 1240 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,419 from the very soles of our feet 1241 00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:59,521 to the tops of our hard-hitting heads. 1242 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,924 Every fiber of you goes into the game. 1243 00:56:01,926 --> 00:56:04,493 You'll leave it all on the field. 1244 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,096 And the last thing you do... 1245 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,599 before you take your dying breath... 1246 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,405 is go out there and beat the living shit out of Noble. 1247 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:18,440 -Yeah! -[all laughing] 1248 00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,475 Let's go. 1249 00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:23,645 [Coach] Every down we must play from the ground up, 1250 00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:26,682 from the very soles of our feet 1251 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,984 to the tops of our hard-hitting heads. 1252 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,987 Every down we must play from the ground up, 1253 00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:34,923 -from the very soles of... -All right. Well, note to self. 1254 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,158 Next time I plan a kidnapping, 1255 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,527 make sure the victim hasn't lost his mind. 1256 00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:39,862 It could be worse. 1257 00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:41,497 -How? -[Coach] From the very soles 1258 00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:42,631 of our feet... 1259 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,066 [groans] What is that smell? 1260 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,503 Coach made a poopy. 1261 00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:48,804 Butt wipes are in the glove box. 1262 00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:50,038 [Ledbetter groans] 1263 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,473 Wha-- 1264 00:56:51,475 --> 00:56:52,708 Who's gonna watch him? 1265 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,978 [Coach] Every down we must play from the ground up... 1266 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,479 Roshambo. 1267 00:56:57,481 --> 00:56:58,781 Yep. 1268 00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,516 [Mitchell] One, two, three, shoot. 1269 00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:01,884 [Ledbetter] Fuck! 1270 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:04,720 Every fiber of you must go into the game. 1271 00:57:04,722 --> 00:57:06,855 Speaking of fiber, you should change him soon, Led. 1272 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:08,524 Fuck all y'all. 1273 00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:10,192 [Coach] Every fiber of you must go into the game. 1274 00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:11,794 Hey, isn't that Ronnie's house? 1275 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:15,898 [Coach] Every fiber of you must go into the game. 1276 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,766 [jingling] 1277 00:57:20,171 --> 00:57:21,703 Lawn job! 1278 00:57:21,705 --> 00:57:23,138 Yeah! 1279 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:28,143 Let's get out there and beat the living shit out of Noble! 1280 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:30,446 [all screaming] 1281 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,454 [snores] 1282 00:57:40,191 --> 00:57:41,590 Is it game time yet? 1283 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:44,092 No, Coach! Go back to bed. 1284 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,064 Damn. 1285 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:51,700 Goddamn it. 1286 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:57,039 Pu-- Puh-- Put-a-nam roles-- 1287 00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,074 "Put-a-nam roles"? 1288 00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,609 It says, "Putnam rules!" 1289 00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:04,146 Take a lap. 1290 00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:08,016 Around the fucking block! 1291 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,552 [man] Yeah, you heard him! Come on! Let's go! Let's go! 1292 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,793 [Hodges] All right. 1293 00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:21,263 It's time to go back to the beginning. The basics. 1294 00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:23,265 Time to rediscover what it was about this game 1295 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:25,000 that made us love it so much. 1296 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:27,569 Now, we all learned how to play football on this lawn. 1297 00:58:27,571 --> 00:58:30,939 We would play until it got so dark we couldn't see anymore. 1298 00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:32,674 Or until our moms called us for dinner. 1299 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,277 Or until Mr. Vogel chased us off. 1300 00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:36,879 God rest his soul. 1301 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:39,114 And parked across the street every Saturday morning 1302 00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,283 like a professional scout, watching us develop 1303 00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:45,888 our individual skills, was a man with true spirit, true grit, 1304 00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:48,190 and the smartest mind in all of football. 1305 00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:49,591 [Coach] Whoo-hoo! 1306 00:58:49,593 --> 00:58:51,026 [sighs] Led, would you... 1307 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,733 -Coach, get down from there. -Make me. 1308 00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,968 It was the spirit of Coach and the love of football 1309 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,303 that brought us together. 1310 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,572 So today, we're gonna start fresh. 1311 00:59:03,574 --> 00:59:05,040 Take a page out of our own past. 1312 00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:07,576 Dog pile! 1313 00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:09,211 [men screaming] 1314 00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:12,781 [Mitchell] Get him! 1315 00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:14,116 [slow motion groan] 1316 00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:17,286 [all screaming] 1317 00:59:17,288 --> 00:59:19,321 [slow motion shout] 1318 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:23,959 [Cammie] Okay, guys. 1319 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:25,161 You know that I'm really happy that Sonny's playing 1320 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,362 -in the Turkey Bowl... -[Dana] Maybe. 1321 00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:27,563 ...but he's been so damn tired lately, 1322 00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:29,064 there's been a whole lot of foreplay 1323 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,699 and not a lot of touchdowns. 1324 00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:32,134 Ooh! You know what you need? 1325 00:59:32,136 --> 00:59:33,101 Here you go. 1326 00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:34,903 Boom. 1327 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,838 -Fresher breath? -And a fresher tulip 1328 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,007 in your downstairs garden. Okay? 1329 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,476 -Three speeds. -Oh. Uh-huh. 1330 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:41,944 Look at it. You can put it in anything. 1331 00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:43,645 -You can take it anywhere. -Okay. 1332 00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,980 I once did it in a public restroom. 1333 00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:47,082 Oh, all right. So Mitchell's fully living 1334 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,750 in the garage then, still? 1335 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,586 Even when he was living in the house, 1336 00:59:50,588 --> 00:59:52,204 I was using this. 1337 00:59:52,205 --> 00:59:53,821 Wait, but what do you use for your toothbrush? 1338 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:54,990 My giant dildo. 1339 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:57,793 -[both] Jen. -What? 1340 00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,095 -What are you so consumed with? -I'm just reading an article. 1341 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,297 Oh, okay. Cool. Let me see that. Cute. 1342 01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:04,500 -Oh. -Read it. 1343 01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:06,702 Senator Sinclair's sexy, sultry daughter, Ashley. 1344 01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:09,037 [Dana] "I'm super airbrushed and rich." 1345 01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:10,138 [gasps] 1346 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,840 You have a lady-boner for Hodges. 1347 01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:12,908 Hardly. 1348 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:15,077 Um, I've Googled her 1000 times. Okay? 1349 01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,079 And you are way more scrumptious. 1350 01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:19,247 -Fully. -Everyone needs to calm down. 1351 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:20,716 -He's engaged. -So? 1352 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,250 Yeah. He's not married yet, girl. 1353 01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:23,702 -[Dana] Oh, shit. -[Cammie] Oh, what? 1354 01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,153 -[Dana] I almost forgot. -[Cammie] Oh, that's right. 1355 01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,989 [squeals] You're gonna poop yourself. 1356 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,760 -Oh, my God, no. Stop it. -[Dana] I already got-- 1357 01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:34,396 -Where did you get these? -Dana had 'em made for us! 1358 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:36,632 -They're so cool! -I know. 1359 01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:38,900 I know. I'm gonna shove my whole body in one. 1360 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:40,569 And when you say "us," 1361 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,237 you're not including me in that "us," right? 1362 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:43,338 -Oh, yeah. -Mm-hmm. 1363 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,806 No. I already told you guys no. 1364 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,274 -Yes. -No. 1365 01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:47,676 -Jen. -No. 1366 01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,647 Oh, okay. That's fine. [chuckles] Okay. 1367 01:00:51,649 --> 01:00:53,715 I didn't want to have to do this. 1368 01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:54,816 -No? -But I'm gonna. 1369 01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:56,852 I bet you Ashley Sinclair 1370 01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:58,920 wasn't the captain of her cheer squad 1371 01:00:58,922 --> 01:01:00,255 three years running. 1372 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:02,724 -Hit it. -Bloop-bloop. 1373 01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:04,760 [chuckles] 1374 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:10,098 Okay, the score is Putnam, seven. Noble, seven. 1375 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:11,833 Twenty seconds to go in the first half. 1376 01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,068 -Watch this play. -Set! 1377 01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,236 Black 80. 1378 01:01:14,238 --> 01:01:16,038 Mitchell blocks. 1379 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:17,839 Sonny D does a post. I hit him in the hands, and... 1380 01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,242 -he drops it. -[men laughing] 1381 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:25,147 [chuckles] 1382 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:28,817 [crowd cheering over TV] 1383 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:31,720 And here's where the storm comes in. 1384 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,757 [sighs] Damn. 1385 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,859 From out of nowhere. 1386 01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:41,129 [young Hodges] Set, hut. 1387 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:42,397 [indistinct chatter] 1388 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,002 Holy shit, Hodges! Is that you? 1389 01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:49,738 Yeah, man. That's all of us. 1390 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,473 [boys chatting indistinctly] 1391 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:56,144 [laughs] You haven't changed. 1392 01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:01,116 -[young Ledbetter groans] -[all laughing] 1393 01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,788 [boy] Go, a touchdown! 1394 01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:07,956 We were so young. 1395 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:12,961 Time flies, boys. 1396 01:02:27,778 --> 01:02:29,010 ["All Star" by Smash Mouth playing] 1397 01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,378 ¶ Well the years Start coming... ¶ 1398 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:32,130 [police siren wails] 1399 01:02:32,131 --> 01:02:33,881 ¶ Fed to the rules And I hit the ground running ¶ 1400 01:02:33,884 --> 01:02:35,984 ¶ Didn't make sense Not to live for fun ¶ 1401 01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:38,286 ¶ Your brain gets smart But your head gets dumb ¶ 1402 01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:39,988 ¶ So much to do So much to see... ¶ 1403 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:41,089 [Hodges] Down! 1404 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:42,858 Set! 1405 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:44,826 Hike! 1406 01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:47,062 ¶ You'll never shine If you don't glow ¶ 1407 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:52,200 ¶ Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play ¶ 1408 01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:56,805 ¶ Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ¶ 1409 01:02:56,807 --> 01:03:00,308 ¶ And all that glitters Is gold ¶ 1410 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:02,444 ¶ Only shooting stars... ¶ 1411 01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:03,979 Is it game time yet? 1412 01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,347 No, Coach. Come on! 1413 01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:07,038 [chanting indistinctly] 1414 01:03:07,039 --> 01:03:08,728 ¶ It's a cool place And they say it gets colder ¶ 1415 01:03:08,729 --> 01:03:10,418 ¶ You're bundled up now Wait till you get older ¶ 1416 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,387 ¶ But the meteor men Beg to differ ¶ 1417 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:14,523 ¶ Judging by the hole In the satellite picture ¶ 1418 01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:16,992 ¶ The ice we skate Is getting pretty thin ¶ 1419 01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,227 ¶ The water's getting warm So you might as well swim ¶ 1420 01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:21,797 ¶ My world's on fire How about yours? ¶ 1421 01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:24,032 ¶ That's the way I like it And I never get bored ¶ 1422 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:28,103 ¶ Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play ¶ 1423 01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:30,989 [Cammie] Selfie! 1424 01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:33,874 ¶ Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ¶ 1425 01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:36,411 ¶ All that glitters is gold ¶ 1426 01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:39,214 [bike bell rings] 1427 01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:42,016 ¶ Only shooting stars Break the mold... ¶ 1428 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,588 -[men grunting] -Go! 1429 01:03:47,825 --> 01:03:49,891 Go! Go! 1430 01:03:51,128 --> 01:03:52,928 ¶ Go for the moon... ¶ 1431 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:56,932 [Hodges] Left, right. Left, right. Left, right. 1432 01:03:56,934 --> 01:04:01,369 Left, right. Left, right. Left, right... 1433 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:06,141 ¶ Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play ¶ 1434 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:10,445 ¶ Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ¶ 1435 01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:14,149 ¶ And all that glitters Is gold ¶ 1436 01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:18,854 ¶ Only shooting stars Break the mold ¶ 1437 01:04:18,856 --> 01:04:23,358 ¶ And all that glitters Is gold ¶ 1438 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,627 ¶ Only shooting stars ¶ 1439 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,896 -¶ Break the mold ¶ -Dana. 1440 01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:30,432 [Judge Tibbins] Welcome. Well, Thursday is the big day. 1441 01:04:31,134 --> 01:04:33,268 Tell you what. 1442 01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:35,403 We got a lot to be thankful for this holiday season, 1443 01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:37,205 especially the Turkey Bowl. 1444 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,407 [crowd cheering] 1445 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:41,610 Now, as tradition... 1446 01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:46,248 it's time to kick our event off by crowning 1447 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,383 the Grand Gobble Marshals. 1448 01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,355 May I have the first name, please? 1449 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,558 -[drum playing] -[cymbal rings] 1450 01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:01,997 Jennifer Harrison. 1451 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:03,365 [crowd cheering] 1452 01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:04,599 What? 1453 01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:06,935 What? 1454 01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,036 -[chuckles] -Wow. 1455 01:05:11,642 --> 01:05:13,909 [crowd continues cheering] 1456 01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:17,279 Yeah, baby! 1457 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,014 [Judge Tibbins] May I have the second name, please? 1458 01:05:20,317 --> 01:05:21,616 -[drum playing] -[cymbal rings] 1459 01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:25,654 Patrick Hodges! 1460 01:05:25,656 --> 01:05:26,922 [cheering] 1461 01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:29,224 Oh, no! How did this happen? 1462 01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:31,626 How did this happen? It's a miracle! 1463 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:33,295 -[Hodges] Oh, God. -[Mitchell] You two. 1464 01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:35,230 Those two, those two... 1465 01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:37,999 [crowd cheers and applauds] 1466 01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:43,438 [cheering and applause continues] 1467 01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:54,282 [man whistling] 1468 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,987 -Hey, who wants candy? -[truck horn blares] 1469 01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:07,095 [drum beats] 1470 01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:14,302 [trumpets playing] 1471 01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:17,138 [truck horn blares] 1472 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,512 [cheering continues] 1473 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,285 [laughs] 1474 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,391 I read an article about your fiancé. 1475 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:38,660 -Oh. Was it a good one? -Yeah. 1476 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:42,230 Yeah, I mean, it talked about the fact that she works 1477 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:44,566 -with Down Syndrome kids. -She does? 1478 01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:47,435 Oh, right. Yeah, uh, she does. Yep. 1479 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,605 After reading about her, I don't blame you. 1480 01:06:50,607 --> 01:06:54,676 I mean, she's gorgeous. Her family's powerful. 1481 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,045 Of course, she's the one, right? 1482 01:06:57,681 --> 01:07:00,081 Well, yeah. She's gorgeous. 1483 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,250 And she's funny and smart and charming. 1484 01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:04,552 It's everything you want, you know, 1485 01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:06,254 when you're looking for someone. Yeah. 1486 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,656 How come she didn't come back with you? 1487 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:10,425 For the funeral? 1488 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:13,595 It's a long story. 1489 01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,197 I miss her. 1490 01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,266 That's nice. 1491 01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:20,101 Must feel good... 1492 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:21,803 to miss someone. 1493 01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:26,708 Can I ask you a question? 1494 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,543 -Yeah, of course. -Okay. 1495 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:29,778 Tell me about this gray area. 1496 01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:33,448 Oh, yeah. I don't know. We've been on and off. 1497 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,216 Currently off. 1498 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,520 But I have to be honest, I've thought about it. 1499 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:41,089 He treats me well. 1500 01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,557 Pays me well. 1501 01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:46,161 Of course, I basically built his company. 1502 01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:50,098 Those obnoxious billboards are actually my idea. 1503 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,766 That was you? 1504 01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:53,301 -Yeah, shouldn't have said that. -Yikes. 1505 01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:55,503 [both chuckle] 1506 01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:57,238 I don't know. 1507 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,208 Something's been holding me back. 1508 01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:02,377 Yeah, maybe the fact that he's an asshole. 1509 01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:03,378 Totally. 1510 01:08:04,381 --> 01:08:06,414 I do get to see another side of him. 1511 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:10,385 The same way, I'm sure you see other sides of Ashley. 1512 01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:13,488 That's fair. Yeah. 1513 01:08:18,095 --> 01:08:19,594 So what's the date? 1514 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,628 For what? 1515 01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:22,297 Your wedding? 1516 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,834 Oh! Um. Yes. So... 1517 01:08:25,836 --> 01:08:28,503 we're not technically engaged... 1518 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:31,639 yet, so there's no-- There's no date or anything yet. 1519 01:08:35,378 --> 01:08:36,344 So, Ronnie. 1520 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:39,314 You guys are off, but you were on? 1521 01:08:39,883 --> 01:08:41,816 Why were you on? 1522 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:43,551 [both chuckle] 1523 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:44,519 [Jen] Uh... 1524 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,122 [Jen sighs] 1525 01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:50,225 There's not a lot to choose from in a small town... 1526 01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:52,660 even with dating apps. 1527 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:57,165 But process of elimination is never a good reason 1528 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,566 -to settle down with someone. -No. 1529 01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:03,771 I guess I'm old fashioned... 1530 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:06,574 but I still believe in chemistry... 1531 01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:11,513 being with that person that makes your heart race... 1532 01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:14,282 someone you'll always have a crush on. 1533 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,357 But I better hurry up. [chuckles] 1534 01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,425 -Especially if I want kids. -[Hodges chuckles] 1535 01:09:24,427 --> 01:09:26,828 I'm not getting any younger. 1536 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:27,862 Tell me about it. 1537 01:09:32,302 --> 01:09:33,301 Come on. 1538 01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:38,239 [Jen] What are you getting me into? 1539 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:41,176 Man, this place brings back memories. 1540 01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:42,277 [Jen chuckles] 1541 01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:44,445 Sure does. 1542 01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:50,618 You know... 1543 01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:55,323 I lost my virginity right here where we're standing. 1544 01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:56,791 Yeah, no, I know. I was there. 1545 01:09:57,928 --> 01:10:00,562 -Was that you? -Oh, come on. 1546 01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:03,798 Oh, I'm just messing with you. 1547 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,266 [chuckles] 1548 01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:06,968 A girl never forgets her first. 1549 01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,505 Or any of them really. 1550 01:10:11,474 --> 01:10:12,740 Some I'd love to forget. 1551 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:14,342 Yeah, sure. I got a couple of those. 1552 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:15,543 [chuckles] 1553 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,849 So does Ashley want kids? 1554 01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:25,787 No. 1555 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:28,489 That's too bad. 1556 01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:31,593 I always thought you'd make a wonderful dad. 1557 01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:33,962 Thanks. 1558 01:10:33,964 --> 01:10:37,865 Oh. Well, I guess that's our cue. 1559 01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:39,434 [both chuckle] 1560 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,571 I just have one more question for you. 1561 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:46,374 What's up? 1562 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:49,944 Was Ashley the, uh... 1563 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:53,381 captain of her high school cheer-leading squad? 1564 01:10:54,884 --> 01:10:57,518 No. She went to an all-girls private school... 1565 01:10:58,521 --> 01:10:59,988 and she hates sports. 1566 01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:02,924 Why? 1567 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,326 Just curious. 1568 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:11,766 [sprinklers sprays] 1569 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,735 -Oh, great. All right. -[Jen squeals] 1570 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:15,770 -[Jen] No! -[Hodges laughing] God! 1571 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:17,804 -[Jen] Oh, my God! [laughs] -[Hodges laughing] Oh, no! 1572 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:33,621 Jesus, Ronnie, you scared the hell out of me, man. 1573 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,622 So... 1574 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,425 you have been staying in shape. 1575 01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:38,793 [sighs] 1576 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:39,927 What the hell do you want? 1577 01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:42,964 Hey. Give that back. Give it back. 1578 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,032 -Mm-hmm. -Give it to me. 1579 01:11:44,034 --> 01:11:45,466 Hey, uh-uh! 1580 01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:48,836 I wonder how your fiancé would feel 1581 01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:51,739 seeing you as Grand Gobble Marshal tonight... 1582 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,476 moving in on my girl. 1583 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:57,845 She's not your girl right now, Ronnie. 1584 01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,781 She's not yours, either. 1585 01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:05,520 And what are you doing with my sister's underwear? 1586 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:08,723 Wha-- Why don't you just ask her? 1587 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,391 You know what? And the fact that you know 1588 01:12:10,393 --> 01:12:11,893 that they're hers is beyond dysfunctional. 1589 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,814 You come into my town 1590 01:12:15,815 --> 01:12:17,632 and think you can just sweep all the girls in my life 1591 01:12:17,634 --> 01:12:18,633 off their feet? 1592 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:22,337 You make me sick. 1593 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:25,540 Ronnie... 1594 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,475 -why are you here? -What are you? 1595 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:30,011 You don't even care about this game. 1596 01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:33,748 Big city hot... 1597 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:37,919 shit with a famous political fiancé. 1598 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:39,287 You'll be gone tomorrow night... 1599 01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:40,654 -Oh, my God. -...while the rest of the town 1600 01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,056 gets to pick up the pieces. 1601 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,128 You're a good QB, Hodges. 1602 01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:50,965 [whispers] Maybe even better than me. 1603 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,937 Did I say that out loud? 1604 01:12:55,939 --> 01:12:56,938 No. 1605 01:12:57,807 --> 01:12:58,873 Good. 1606 01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:01,876 You can't win this game. 1607 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,911 We have a better team. Always have. 1608 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:07,815 Put-nam can't survive another loss to Noble. 1609 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:09,984 -It's "Putnam." -Do you really want to see me 1610 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:11,853 bulldoze the Badger Hole? 1611 01:13:11,855 --> 01:13:14,489 It'll be the final nail in the coffin for Put-nam. 1612 01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,758 A year from now, 1613 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,494 your boys will be begging to work for my crew. 1614 01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:21,929 Now... 1615 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:24,932 fear not. [chuckles] 1616 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:27,735 I'm a businessman. 1617 01:13:29,139 --> 01:13:31,472 The only reason we're playing this game... 1618 01:13:32,475 --> 01:13:33,908 is 'cause you came back. 1619 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:37,011 So here's what I propose. 1620 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:41,916 You... 1621 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:44,619 fly away. 1622 01:13:49,893 --> 01:13:50,958 And... 1623 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,998 we don't play the game. 1624 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000 Fat Jack keeps his bar. 1625 01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:01,769 I'll stay on my side of the tracks. 1626 01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,440 Put-nam is spared from more humiliation 1627 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:07,675 and can continue to live in Noble's shadow. 1628 01:14:11,014 --> 01:14:12,046 Yeah. 1629 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,083 Well... 1630 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:20,922 looks like you've got some decisions to make. 1631 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,625 Your call, QB. 1632 01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,117 [Hodges] Oh... 1633 01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:54,689 God. 1634 01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,528 And in tracking this upcoming storm, 1635 01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:01,829 it looks like there could be a lot of snow 1636 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,998 dumping on the Midwest in the next few days. 1637 01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:06,100 In other news... 1638 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:08,536 Senator Sinclair's first skeleton 1639 01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:09,737 has come out of the closet 1640 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:12,206 in his long race to the White House. 1641 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:13,608 -[remote clicks] -Could this... 1642 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,627 [volumes decreases] -...fascist 1643 01:15:15,628 --> 01:15:17,645 bar-brawling boyfriend of the Senator's daughter 1644 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:18,846 destroy his campaign? 1645 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,130 [gasps] 1646 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,732 Is it game time yet? 1647 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:39,534 No, Coach. Go back to bed. 1648 01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:41,168 Boop. 1649 01:15:42,238 --> 01:15:44,272 [Mitchell] Straight legs and hold! 1650 01:15:44,274 --> 01:15:45,940 -There he is. -Hey, hey! 1651 01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,575 Nothing like an early morning jog 1652 01:15:47,577 --> 01:15:49,777 in the crisp Oklahoma air. Am I right? 1653 01:15:49,779 --> 01:15:51,178 [Mitchell laughs] 1654 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:53,681 Complements of my expense account. 1655 01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,082 Oh! 1656 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:58,185 [all cheering] Yeah! 1657 01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,121 -[Hodges] Yeah, baby! -[Sonny D] Yes! 1658 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,189 -[Fish] Whoo! -[Hodges] Yeah! 1659 01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,658 All right, guys. Last practice... 1660 01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:04,992 -[all] Yeah. -...so let's do this! 1661 01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:06,027 [cheering continues] 1662 01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:12,600 -Fuck this. -Yeah. 1663 01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,668 Take him out. 1664 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:17,271 -Who? Hodges? -Yes. 1665 01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:20,675 Take him where? 1666 01:16:22,011 --> 01:16:23,711 Take him out of the game. 1667 01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:25,780 Run him over. Break his arm. 1668 01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:27,014 -I don't care. -Okay. 1669 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:29,150 Can't afford to lose this game. 1670 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:31,352 It'll ruin my rep, my career... 1671 01:16:32,288 --> 01:16:33,721 my slogan. 1672 01:16:33,723 --> 01:16:35,957 Well, yeah. Just trying to say, you know, 1673 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,892 we've all been practicing really hard, and-- 1674 01:16:37,894 --> 01:16:40,995 Okay, fine. Fine! Fine. Fine. God! 1675 01:16:42,332 --> 01:16:43,698 I'll do it myself. 1676 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,601 I mean, isn't there another way? 1677 01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:48,769 Your plan seems pretty mean. 1678 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,242 You're fired. 1679 01:16:56,346 --> 01:16:57,878 Ronnie, you can't fire me. 1680 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,281 I have a kid with special needs. 1681 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:02,683 You'd better add hunger to that list of special needs. 1682 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,630 -Hello! -[Sonny D] Hodges! 1683 01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,365 -Hey! -What's up? 1684 01:17:17,367 --> 01:17:18,766 Oh, man, this place looks the same. 1685 01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:19,934 -What's going on? -What's up, guys? 1686 01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:21,268 The rental car company tried to ship it 1687 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:23,804 to its rightful owner, but I intercepted it. 1688 01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:26,407 Oh, shit! Thank you, dude. 1689 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:29,710 Boys, it's time for our night-before tradition. 1690 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:31,946 -Yeah! -Buddy... 1691 01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,281 -it's good to have you back. -Thanks, buddy. You know what? 1692 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,117 -It's good to be back. -Oh, it's good to be back? 1693 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:37,952 -[all] Yeah, yeah! -[indistinct chatter] 1694 01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:40,087 Hodges, your parents still out of town? 1695 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:42,823 Yeah, why? 1696 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:55,302 [Ronnie groans] Shit. 1697 01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:02,710 [Ronnie] Okay. You want to see mean? 1698 01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:05,112 [panting] I'll show you mean. 1699 01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:11,318 [thud] 1700 01:18:11,954 --> 01:18:14,088 [grunts] 1701 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:21,896 [grunts, groans] 1702 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:23,431 [panting] 1703 01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:30,971 Taste the heat. 1704 01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:32,306 [flame whooshes] 1705 01:18:41,284 --> 01:18:44,318 No. Oh! Oh, shit! 1706 01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:46,287 Oh, shit. 1707 01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:50,057 [groans] It wasn't me. It wasn't me. 1708 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:53,461 Oh! [pants] 1709 01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:00,334 [engine starts] 1710 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:04,038 -Damn it. -[truck beeping] 1711 01:19:06,776 --> 01:19:08,309 [engine revving] 1712 01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:10,911 Shit. 1713 01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,984 Noble Knights win their fights. 1714 01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:26,360 [creaking] 1715 01:19:29,232 --> 01:19:30,965 [electricity crackles] 1716 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,901 [all] Let's go Badgers! 1717 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:36,203 -[screams] Yeah! -I got it right this time! 1718 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:37,271 [Dana] You did. 1719 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:38,338 -[Dana] Oh. Wow. -What time do you guys 1720 01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,406 want to be there tomorrow? 1721 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:41,175 Uh, that depends. 1722 01:19:41,177 --> 01:19:43,544 -On what? -On how hungover we are. 1723 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,297 Why? 1724 01:19:46,298 --> 01:19:48,482 -Because there's a pep rally... -[all] At Hodges' house! 1725 01:19:48,484 --> 01:19:50,017 [all screaming] 1726 01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:55,856 ¶ I've never had To knock on wood ¶ 1727 01:19:55,858 --> 01:19:58,326 ¶ But I know someone... ¶ 1728 01:19:58,327 --> 01:20:00,795 Guys, just be cool in the house, okay? Careful. Jesus. 1729 01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:04,198 Hey, Coach, how you doing? 1730 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,368 Everything good? Hi. Good to see you. 1731 01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:10,805 All right. Well, holler if you need anything, okay? 1732 01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:12,807 -[man] Shotgun! -Hey, wait, wait, wait, guys. 1733 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:13,974 Can you please... 1734 01:20:15,411 --> 01:20:17,211 do that outside? 1735 01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:19,313 [people screaming] 1736 01:20:20,516 --> 01:20:21,982 Hey, where you going? 1737 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,084 -Where you going? -I'm gonna sing. 1738 01:20:24,086 --> 01:20:25,152 [sighs] 1739 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:32,293 God damn it, Ronnie. 1740 01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:35,296 Same blood, different body. 1741 01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,364 Oh, shit, Brandy. Come on. 1742 01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:39,133 I am so jealous. 1743 01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:41,869 Looks like you got some decisions to make. 1744 01:20:41,871 --> 01:20:43,838 Brandy, take that off. 1745 01:20:45,374 --> 01:20:46,407 Okay. 1746 01:20:46,409 --> 01:20:48,576 No-- no-- I meant the ring. 1747 01:20:48,578 --> 01:20:50,344 You can't just get naked without my consent. 1748 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,979 It's like a-- That's like a thing. 1749 01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,447 Can you just give me the ring, please? 1750 01:20:53,449 --> 01:20:55,516 Well, you gonna have to come get it. 1751 01:20:56,452 --> 01:20:57,518 Oh, God. 1752 01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:03,157 Stop undressing me with your eyes. 1753 01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:07,595 Eighty-eight? 1754 01:21:07,597 --> 01:21:09,864 I mean, I couldn't wear just one. 1755 01:21:09,866 --> 01:21:11,031 That would be trashy. 1756 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,067 Damn it. Brandy, just give me the-- Shit. 1757 01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,402 I have waited for this moment... 1758 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,604 -Just-- -...for years. 1759 01:21:16,606 --> 01:21:18,472 -It's stuck. I can't... -[Brandy moans] 1760 01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:19,506 -...pull it. -[Brandy] Harder. 1761 01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:21,458 -[Hodges] Ow! -Harder. 1762 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,409 -[Hodges] Just-- [groans] -Take me you dirty bird, you! 1763 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,045 -[groans] Shit. -[Brandy moans] 1764 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,248 Just stay still and relax. I'll do it myself! 1765 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:28,582 -[Brandy moans] -[Jen] Hodges? 1766 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:30,918 -Oh, my God. -Woah! 1767 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,353 -Hey, Jen. -[groans] 1768 01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:33,921 You ever heard of knocking, bitch? 1769 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,322 This is not what you think it is. 1770 01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:37,391 -Yes, it is. -It's okay. I don't care. 1771 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,360 -It's okay. She doesn't care. -No-- 1772 01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:41,195 I just came by to say have a good game tomorrow. 1773 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,197 -Thank you, Jen. -No, no, no, get off. 1774 01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:44,899 -No, no... -[Hodges] Jen. 1775 01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:46,033 ...Pitter Pat. 1776 01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:49,536 Jen. Wait. Jen, wait! 1777 01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:51,338 Whatever. It's okay. I don't care. 1778 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,940 No. I can explain. 1779 01:21:52,942 --> 01:21:54,508 Nothing happened. I swear to God. 1780 01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:55,643 Right. Yeah. 1781 01:21:55,645 --> 01:21:57,945 Just like Lake Dirtybird. 1782 01:21:57,947 --> 01:21:59,280 [sighs] 1783 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:01,615 Whatever. It-- I don't even know why I'm upset. 1784 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,951 We're not even-- It doesn't matter. 1785 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:05,686 Look, it does matter... 1786 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:07,388 'cause... 1787 01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:09,590 goddamn it, this town... [groans] 1788 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,558 ...just fucking brings out the worst in me. 1789 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,595 What am I even doing? I should be in a cabin in Vail 1790 01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,463 sipping hot toddies with my fiancé 1791 01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:18,933 and the future president, but no, uh. Here I am, 1792 01:22:18,935 --> 01:22:20,668 running around like I'm fucking bonkers. 1793 01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:22,937 Ashley is not here with me 1794 01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,139 because, well, one, she hates it here, 1795 01:22:25,141 --> 01:22:27,692 and I don't blame her. 1796 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:30,244 And two, because I lied to her about Mitchell's death. 1797 01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:32,079 I did. She has no idea 1798 01:22:32,081 --> 01:22:33,414 that I threw Ronnie through a window, 1799 01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:35,249 got arrested. And for my sentence, 1800 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,685 I am stuck here finishing the '99 Turkey Bowl 1801 01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:40,254 with a bunch of fat drunks. And the worst part, 1802 01:22:40,256 --> 01:22:42,189 I'm upstairs rolling around with escort Barbie, 1803 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,091 chasing my ex-high school girlfriend 1804 01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:46,127 across my parents' lawn, 1805 01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,162 trying to explain to her that I'm not cheating on her 1806 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:51,398 because I may still kind of be in love with her. 1807 01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,201 [all] Aww. 1808 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,402 -I called that, babe. -You did, babe. 1809 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,403 -I called it. -You did good. 1810 01:22:56,405 --> 01:22:58,005 Oh, my God! 1811 01:22:58,006 --> 01:22:59,606 See, this is exactly why I've been avoiding 1812 01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:01,375 this place for the last 15 years. 1813 01:23:01,377 --> 01:23:03,544 It's fucking high school all over again. 1814 01:23:05,715 --> 01:23:07,147 You just left... 1815 01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:09,984 without even saying goodbye. 1816 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,554 I called you, like, a hundred times. 1817 01:23:13,556 --> 01:23:15,022 Well, we were fighting. 1818 01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:17,358 You didn't-- You didn't answer. 1819 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,592 Well, just 'cause I wasn't talking to you 1820 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,527 didn't mean that it was over between us. 1821 01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:23,297 How was I supposed to know that? 1822 01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:27,668 No, you don't just leave the ones you love. 1823 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,239 Well, hey, now-- now you're doing it. 1824 01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:36,176 -Have a good game, Hodges. -Well, wha-- 1825 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:39,346 Jen, hey. Come on, we could... 1826 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:40,347 [engine starts] 1827 01:23:41,217 --> 01:23:42,416 Fuck. 1828 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:47,221 Glenn. 1829 01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:49,122 No, no, no. Hey, this is totally out of context, okay? 1830 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,624 Glenn, you don't understand, man. 1831 01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,528 Are you coming back to bed, Hodges? 1832 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,363 Fuck! Wait, wait, wait! 1833 01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:58,766 Hey! Fuck! Just-- 1834 01:23:58,768 --> 01:24:00,034 -Hey, dude? -What? 1835 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,435 There's some people here to see you. 1836 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:03,237 Who the fuck is it now? 1837 01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,505 Your fucking parents. 1838 01:24:06,776 --> 01:24:08,509 Mom. Dad. Hey. 1839 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:11,078 Back early, huh? How was the... 1840 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,680 -gout? -Judge Tibbins called. 1841 01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,116 He thought you and the boys 1842 01:24:16,118 --> 01:24:17,651 might be resting for the big game, 1843 01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:21,321 and I specifically asked for no funny business. 1844 01:24:21,323 --> 01:24:24,124 Yeah. No, just a couple of close friends hanging. 1845 01:24:24,126 --> 01:24:25,426 -[man] Heads up! -Hey. 1846 01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:32,800 I'm disappointed in you, Son. 1847 01:24:32,802 --> 01:24:34,301 This is no way for a... 1848 01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:36,837 Grand Gobble Marshal to behave. 1849 01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:39,573 Please ask your friends to leave. 1850 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,608 Call me later, alligator. 1851 01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:45,079 I want you to go to your room, Patrick Hodges. 1852 01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:46,313 Think about what you've done. 1853 01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:47,781 You are grounded. 1854 01:24:47,783 --> 01:24:50,617 -What? -You heard your mother. 1855 01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:54,822 Oh, come on! God, this is so stupid. 1856 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:57,124 Son of a bitch! 1857 01:25:01,864 --> 01:25:03,130 [sighs] 1858 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:10,370 What the fuck am I doing here? 1859 01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:19,780 Ah, damn it, Fish? 1860 01:25:26,489 --> 01:25:27,454 Hey, man. 1861 01:25:28,724 --> 01:25:30,624 I had a feeling you might bail... 1862 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,409 again. 1863 01:25:32,410 --> 01:25:34,193 Look, bro, you're the one that brought me back here, okay? 1864 01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:35,362 I didn't want to come. 1865 01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,431 -Couldn't you get the hint? -Yeah, I got the hint. 1866 01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,632 I chose to ignore it. 1867 01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:42,603 When'd you start thinking you were better than us? 1868 01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:45,506 Jen was right. You-- you just left. 1869 01:25:45,508 --> 01:25:47,574 No goodbye. No nothing. 1870 01:25:47,576 --> 01:25:49,476 Well, I don't know, okay? I-- 1871 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,411 Maybe it's just too much pressure... 1872 01:25:51,413 --> 01:25:52,813 or something. I don't know. Maybe... 1873 01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:55,215 I just didn't want to be that guy. 1874 01:25:56,252 --> 01:25:57,918 -What guy? -That loser QB 1875 01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,786 who-- who stays in his hometown, 1876 01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:02,556 you know, always talks about the game that almost was, 1877 01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:05,159 you know, gets a beer belly, never amounts to anything. 1878 01:26:05,161 --> 01:26:06,393 I just didn't want to be like... 1879 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:09,496 Like me? 1880 01:26:12,801 --> 01:26:14,568 Look, I might not be a made-man. 1881 01:26:14,570 --> 01:26:17,638 I might not be rich and have a fancy job, but I like my life. 1882 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:20,340 Do you know why I put this whole thing together? 1883 01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:22,587 The game doesn't matter. 1884 01:26:22,588 --> 01:26:23,698 I just wanted to hang out with you. 1885 01:26:23,699 --> 01:26:24,809 I wanted you to throw me the ball again. 1886 01:26:24,813 --> 01:26:26,380 I fucking missed you. 1887 01:26:26,382 --> 01:26:28,682 -Come on, man. I missed you too. -No, you didn't. 1888 01:26:31,453 --> 01:26:32,819 What happened to us? We used to be inseparable. 1889 01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,254 Then you just left. 1890 01:26:34,256 --> 01:26:36,490 You didn't call. You didn't write. 1891 01:26:36,492 --> 01:26:38,292 You didn't make any effort at all. 1892 01:26:38,294 --> 01:26:39,593 I know you're not my girlfriend, but... 1893 01:26:40,462 --> 01:26:41,695 you fucking broke my heart. 1894 01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:45,699 You were gonna get married, 1895 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:46,832 and you weren't even gonna tell me. 1896 01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,752 What's wrong with you? 1897 01:26:48,753 --> 01:26:50,670 What's wrong with me? You're not even my friend. 1898 01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,873 I had to fake my death for you to come back. 1899 01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:56,376 You know what? Just-- 1900 01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:59,313 It was a joke, but act like it was real. 1901 01:26:59,315 --> 01:27:01,882 Consider me dead. Have a nice life. 1902 01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:04,284 -Mitchell, come on. -[Mitchell] Fuck off. 1903 01:27:04,286 --> 01:27:05,419 [Hodges sighs] 1904 01:27:08,357 --> 01:27:09,756 [car door opens] 1905 01:27:09,758 --> 01:27:11,491 -[Hodges sighs] -[car door closes] 1906 01:27:11,994 --> 01:27:13,360 [engine starts] 1907 01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:19,633 [sighs] 1908 01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:24,905 Is it game time yet? 1909 01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:27,541 Yes, Coach. 1910 01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:29,876 It's game time. 1911 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,721 [answerphone] Hey, it's Ashley. Just do your thing at the beep. 1912 01:27:40,723 --> 01:27:41,955 [beeps] 1913 01:27:41,957 --> 01:27:43,991 Hey, babe. Uh, left you a couple voicemails, 1914 01:27:43,993 --> 01:27:46,526 and you know, no one's picking up on the cabin phone, 1915 01:27:46,528 --> 01:27:47,527 but, um... 1916 01:27:47,529 --> 01:27:49,529 I'm heading out to see you. 1917 01:27:49,531 --> 01:27:50,530 Yay! 1918 01:27:51,734 --> 01:27:53,800 I don't know if you talked to Glenn, 1919 01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:55,636 but, uh-- Hey, call me if you get this, okay? 1920 01:27:56,305 --> 01:27:57,271 All right. 1921 01:28:03,379 --> 01:28:04,444 [scoffs] 1922 01:28:13,989 --> 01:28:15,622 [sighs] 1923 01:28:26,902 --> 01:28:28,635 [men chanting] I'd rather be dead than red! 1924 01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:30,404 I'd rather be dead than red! 1925 01:28:30,406 --> 01:28:33,573 I'd rather be dead than red! I'd rather be dead than red! 1926 01:28:33,575 --> 01:28:35,342 I'd rather be dead than red! 1927 01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:36,910 [Sonny D] Oh, God. What are we gonna do? 1928 01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,779 -[Cherokee] Honestly, I don't... -[dialog overlapping] 1929 01:28:38,781 --> 01:28:40,914 [all chanting] ...than red! I'd rather be dead than red! 1930 01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:43,350 [Sonny D] Shit, what are we gonna... 1931 01:28:43,352 --> 01:28:45,319 [all chanting] ...than red! I'd rather be dead than red! 1932 01:28:45,321 --> 01:28:47,087 -[Ronnie] Let's do this, boys! -You shut your damn-- 1933 01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:51,658 -Shut the-- -Guys! Everybody calm down! 1934 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,560 We can't win this without Hodges. 1935 01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:55,862 -Fuckin' A, we can! -W-- what are we gonna do? 1936 01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,399 I'll play QB. We'll stick to the run. 1937 01:28:59,401 --> 01:29:00,667 No passing. We can do it. 1938 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,602 I can't believe this, after everything we did 1939 01:29:02,604 --> 01:29:03,970 to get him back here and make him feel welcome. 1940 01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:05,839 Guys, we have a game to play. 1941 01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:07,741 Any minute Coach will show up, 1942 01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:09,642 he'll give us his famous speech, and everything will be fine. 1943 01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:10,977 -[police siren wails] -[tires screech] 1944 01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:13,747 Coach is missing. 1945 01:29:13,749 --> 01:29:16,116 Goddamn it! [groans] 1946 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:18,752 Did you check the field? 1947 01:29:18,754 --> 01:29:20,554 Stadium, stat. Let's go. 1948 01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:22,923 [Mitchell] Get in the van! 1949 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:25,425 [man screams] 1950 01:29:25,427 --> 01:29:26,693 [Fat Jack] Come on. 1951 01:29:28,764 --> 01:29:30,130 Hope Coach wasn't around here. 1952 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,972 No human remains. So, uh, we're good. 1953 01:29:40,109 --> 01:29:42,909 Sorry. We, uh, did all we could, boys. 1954 01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:44,077 Do you know what caused it? 1955 01:29:44,079 --> 01:29:47,781 It's more like "who caused it". We're looking for leads. 1956 01:29:48,951 --> 01:29:50,751 I think your leads just got here. 1957 01:29:54,423 --> 01:29:55,989 Well, well, well. 1958 01:29:55,991 --> 01:29:57,023 Oh, my God. 1959 01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,760 That's so much damage. 1960 01:29:59,762 --> 01:30:01,795 -[Mitchell] You motherfucker! -[Ronnie] Hey! 1961 01:30:01,797 --> 01:30:03,663 -[overlapping chatter] -[all screaming] 1962 01:30:03,665 --> 01:30:04,664 [car honking] 1963 01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:06,733 [whistle blows] 1964 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:09,903 -[whistling continues] -[man groans] 1965 01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:12,439 What the hell is going on here? 1966 01:30:12,441 --> 01:30:14,808 Ronnie Best burned down the field! 1967 01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:16,176 Bullshit. Did not. 1968 01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:18,578 Yes, you did, and you know it! 1969 01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,181 -Prove it. -[men clamoring] 1970 01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:23,183 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna prove it! 1971 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,185 Just settle down. 1972 01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:29,656 Yes, this is a tragedy. 1973 01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:32,058 However, we've got some decisions to make. 1974 01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:34,561 I want a word with the team captains. 1975 01:30:35,531 --> 01:30:37,697 Hodges, Best, step up. 1976 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,500 Hodges left. I'm captain now. 1977 01:30:40,502 --> 01:30:42,569 -Hodges left? -Yeah. 1978 01:30:43,605 --> 01:30:44,838 That's disappointing. 1979 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,640 Hodges skipped town, huh? 1980 01:30:46,642 --> 01:30:49,576 [scoffs] What a surprise. 1981 01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,846 So no equipment, no stadium, 1982 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:55,148 -no quarterback? -No coach. 1983 01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:00,086 Looks like the writing's on the wall. 1984 01:31:01,190 --> 01:31:02,923 Put-nam High is gonna have to forfeit. 1985 01:31:02,925 --> 01:31:04,057 It's Putnam. 1986 01:31:06,695 --> 01:31:07,961 Noble High wins! 1987 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:10,197 Yeah! 1988 01:31:10,199 --> 01:31:13,767 -Does Putnam High forfeit? -Hell no, we don't! 1989 01:31:13,769 --> 01:31:15,702 -Hell no! -Okay. 1990 01:31:16,705 --> 01:31:18,939 There's no equipment for Putnam High. 1991 01:31:18,941 --> 01:31:20,173 We'll play without pads. 1992 01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:22,576 Yeah! 1993 01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:24,544 Will Noble High play without equipment? 1994 01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:27,914 -Hell yeah, we will! -[player] Fuck yeah! 1995 01:31:27,916 --> 01:31:30,116 -Yeah! -Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1996 01:31:30,118 --> 01:31:33,119 Whoa, whoa, whoa. It looks like, uh, Connie Best here, 1997 01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:34,788 looks like she's backing down. 1998 01:31:34,790 --> 01:31:36,790 -[Mitchell] Huh? Ooh. Ooh. -[all] Aww. 1999 01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:39,059 Fuck, no, I'm not backing down. Let's go. 2000 01:31:39,061 --> 01:31:41,127 -Yeah! -Yeah! 2001 01:31:41,129 --> 01:31:43,029 All right. All right. All right. 2002 01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:45,832 Now all we need is a home field. 2003 01:31:47,803 --> 01:31:49,035 Right. 2004 01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:56,243 -Hello, Mrs. Vogel. -Hello, Mitchell. 2005 01:31:56,245 --> 01:31:57,878 Did I forget to pay you this month? 2006 01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,112 No, ma'am, I was just wondering 2007 01:31:59,114 --> 01:32:01,114 if we could play a football game on your lawn. 2008 01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:02,549 -Of course. I don't mind. -Okay. 2009 01:32:02,551 --> 01:32:06,586 Well, there's just a few more people than usual. 2010 01:32:06,588 --> 01:32:09,556 Oh? How many more people are we talking about here? 2011 01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:10,524 Uh... 2012 01:32:14,563 --> 01:32:15,529 I see. 2013 01:32:16,265 --> 01:32:18,698 Well, just watch the plants. 2014 01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:19,699 Okay. 2015 01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:23,637 [all cheering] 2016 01:32:29,578 --> 01:32:31,044 Thank you. [sighs] 2017 01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,057 Oh, no. 2018 01:32:46,128 --> 01:32:47,761 No, no, no, no, no. 2019 01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:52,799 Yes. 2020 01:32:55,137 --> 01:32:56,603 [sighs] 2021 01:32:56,605 --> 01:32:58,204 [woman speaking indistinctly over PA] 2022 01:32:58,206 --> 01:32:59,306 [exhales deeply] 2023 01:33:04,613 --> 01:33:07,814 ["No Rain" by Blind Melon playing] 2024 01:33:07,816 --> 01:33:09,683 [inaudible] 2025 01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:18,992 ¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ¶ 2026 01:33:18,994 --> 01:33:21,761 ¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ¶ 2027 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:28,902 ¶ All I can say is that my life Is pretty plain ¶ 2028 01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:34,641 ¶ I like watching the puddles Gather rain ¶ 2029 01:33:34,643 --> 01:33:41,348 ¶ And all I can do Is just pour some tea for two ¶ 2030 01:33:41,350 --> 01:33:46,953 ¶ And speak my point of view But it's not sane ¶ 2031 01:33:47,856 --> 01:33:49,322 ¶ It's not sane... ¶ 2032 01:33:57,199 --> 01:33:58,832 [woman speaking indistinctly over PA] 2033 01:34:18,954 --> 01:34:20,420 [cheering] 2034 01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:24,424 [cheering] 2035 01:34:28,130 --> 01:34:30,664 [air horn blows] 2036 01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:32,766 [crowd] Noble Knights win their fights! 2037 01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:36,770 All right, I want a good, clean, hard-hitting game of football. 2038 01:34:36,772 --> 01:34:39,906 Judge Walters from Noble is our guest official. 2039 01:34:39,908 --> 01:34:40,907 Let's make him welcome. 2040 01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:43,076 Yeah. Yeah! 2041 01:34:43,078 --> 01:34:45,779 [Judge Tibbins] Now, we'll start the game from where it ended, 2042 01:34:45,781 --> 01:34:47,414 at the top of the third quarter. 2043 01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:48,782 Seven to seven... 2044 01:34:48,784 --> 01:34:50,283 -Yeah. -...Putnam has possession 2045 01:34:50,285 --> 01:34:52,719 -on Noble's 30-yard line. -[blows raspberries] 2046 01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:54,054 [Judge Tibbins] The word is there's a storm 2047 01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:56,389 headed this way, so let's get this thing started. 2048 01:34:57,192 --> 01:34:58,324 First down. 2049 01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:01,161 [whistle blows] 2050 01:35:01,163 --> 01:35:05,231 [Ronnie] Let's go. We got this. Cover two, you flank wide. 2051 01:35:05,233 --> 01:35:07,200 You-- Wait, didn't I fire you? 2052 01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:10,270 All right, boys, here we go. 2053 01:35:10,272 --> 01:35:12,472 -We only got ten guys. -Damn it, Jack, not now. 2054 01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:13,740 We need to show these bitches 2055 01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:15,075 who we are right out of the gate. 2056 01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:17,010 Twenty-seven quick pitch to Sonny D. 2057 01:35:17,012 --> 01:35:19,879 Line, block. Sonny, run like a motherfucker. 2058 01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:22,182 -You got it. -On two. On two. 2059 01:35:22,184 --> 01:35:24,150 -Ready! -[all] Break! 2060 01:35:24,152 --> 01:35:26,019 [crowd cheering] 2061 01:35:28,023 --> 01:35:30,390 Woof, woof-woof, woof, woof. 2062 01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:35,195 -[chuckles] Yeah. Yeah. -[Mitchell] Down! 2063 01:35:36,765 --> 01:35:39,466 -[crowd cheering] -Set! 2064 01:35:44,206 --> 01:35:45,805 Blue 22. 2065 01:35:45,807 --> 01:35:48,508 -[Ronnie] Number two. -Blue 22. 2066 01:35:49,277 --> 01:35:50,443 Blue 22. 2067 01:35:50,445 --> 01:35:51,911 Hut! 2068 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:52,912 [slow motion] Hike! 2069 01:36:03,425 --> 01:36:04,424 [cheering] 2070 01:36:06,061 --> 01:36:08,328 [heart beating] 2071 01:36:08,997 --> 01:36:10,263 Oh-oh! [laughs] 2072 01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:13,299 [grunts, groans] 2073 01:36:13,301 --> 01:36:15,001 [crowd booing] 2074 01:36:15,003 --> 01:36:17,270 Ron-defeated! Whoo! 2075 01:36:18,406 --> 01:36:20,440 Hell no, Ronnie! I'm gonna beat your ass! 2076 01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:22,275 -No, no, no. -I swear to God! 2077 01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:24,878 That hurt. 2078 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,446 Come on. Come on. 2079 01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:29,215 [man] Now, that's what I'm talking about. 2080 01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:31,384 [Ronnie] Line it up, boys. Let's do this all day. 2081 01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:34,020 Okay, guys. We learned something there. 2082 01:36:34,022 --> 01:36:35,321 That we're gonna get our asses kicked? 2083 01:36:35,323 --> 01:36:37,123 No. That we need to pass the ball. 2084 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,491 How? We don't have Hodges. 2085 01:36:38,493 --> 01:36:40,293 I'll get you the ball. Just get open. 2086 01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:41,561 Anyone. Anyone get open. 2087 01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:45,165 Come on, guys. It's been one fucking play. 2088 01:36:45,167 --> 01:36:46,533 The universe is giving us a chance 2089 01:36:46,535 --> 01:36:48,719 to finish the game we never did. 2090 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:50,904 We're playing the Turkey Bowl again. Be thankful for that. 2091 01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:54,407 Stop acting like we're cursed. Come on. Let's do this. 2092 01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:55,975 Let's do this. 2093 01:36:55,977 --> 01:36:58,444 Cherokee, Sonny, just go long. 2094 01:36:58,446 --> 01:36:59,879 On one? Yeah? 2095 01:37:01,082 --> 01:37:02,315 Okay. Ready? 2096 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:03,983 -[Sonny D] Whatever. -[man] Break. 2097 01:37:03,985 --> 01:37:05,318 [crowd cheering] 2098 01:37:09,291 --> 01:37:11,157 -[Mitchell] Down! -[Sonny D] Let's go! 2099 01:37:11,159 --> 01:37:12,876 [Mitchell] Set! 2100 01:37:12,877 --> 01:37:14,594 Blitzkrieg turkey bacon on three. Turkey bacon! 2101 01:37:14,596 --> 01:37:15,829 [Mitchell] Hut! 2102 01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:21,367 -[men groan] -[Mitchell grunts] 2103 01:37:22,938 --> 01:37:24,170 [grunting] 2104 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:30,443 [Ronnie] Go. Go. Come on, cover me. Go. Go. 2105 01:37:33,448 --> 01:37:34,514 [grunts] 2106 01:37:37,919 --> 01:37:39,619 -[whistle blows] -Yeah! 2107 01:37:40,989 --> 01:37:43,056 [cheering and applause] 2108 01:37:43,058 --> 01:37:44,090 Thanks a lot, Hodges. 2109 01:37:45,427 --> 01:37:48,161 [Ronnie] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, boys. 2110 01:37:48,163 --> 01:37:49,429 -[man] Boo! -[woman] No way! 2111 01:37:50,599 --> 01:37:53,900 [whistle blows] 2112 01:37:53,902 --> 01:37:55,085 -[Mitchell] Set! -[Fat Jack] Yo, watch 2113 01:37:55,086 --> 01:37:56,269 -the spread! Watch the spread! -[Mitchell] Hike! 2114 01:37:57,239 --> 01:37:59,272 [grunting and groaning] 2115 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:06,512 [whistle blows] 2116 01:38:06,514 --> 01:38:08,548 [Mitchell] Cover. Cover outside. 2117 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:09,983 Hut. 2118 01:38:15,223 --> 01:38:16,356 [whistle blows] 2119 01:38:22,964 --> 01:38:24,564 [slow motion groaning] 2120 01:38:27,602 --> 01:38:29,269 Set. Hut! 2121 01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:39,379 Hut. 2122 01:38:49,291 --> 01:38:51,190 -[man laughing] -[Mitchell groans] 2123 01:38:55,563 --> 01:38:56,930 [Ronnie] Whoo! 2124 01:38:56,932 --> 01:38:59,265 -[woman] Yeah! -[Mitchell] Hike! 2125 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,506 [grunts] Hike! 2126 01:39:11,246 --> 01:39:12,312 Hut! 2127 01:39:16,685 --> 01:39:18,184 [loud thud] 2128 01:39:25,226 --> 01:39:26,993 [air horn blares] 2129 01:39:29,998 --> 01:39:31,631 Okay, guys, 21-7. 2130 01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:34,400 Fourth quarter. How's everybody doing? 2131 01:39:34,402 --> 01:39:37,136 Pupils are dilated. Super dizzy. 2132 01:39:37,138 --> 01:39:39,372 They're like 20 dudes deep on the bench, man. 2133 01:39:39,374 --> 01:39:40,740 My knee hurts. 2134 01:39:40,742 --> 01:39:42,041 My back hurts. 2135 01:39:42,610 --> 01:39:44,844 My feelings hurt. 2136 01:39:44,845 --> 01:39:47,079 Will you guys stop complaining? I'm sick of motivating you. 2137 01:39:47,082 --> 01:39:48,181 I'm out of speeches. 2138 01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:50,350 I'm tired, too. 2139 01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,487 Who wants a hotdog? 2140 01:39:55,290 --> 01:39:56,356 Okay. 2141 01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:01,027 Fourth quarter! Putnam has possession. 2142 01:40:01,029 --> 01:40:02,195 [crowd cheering] 2143 01:40:06,101 --> 01:40:07,600 How are we gonna pull this one off? 2144 01:40:13,608 --> 01:40:15,375 -Hodges. -Fuck that guy. 2145 01:40:15,377 --> 01:40:16,609 No. Look. 2146 01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:20,680 [Mitchell] What are you doing here? 2147 01:40:20,682 --> 01:40:22,682 -Did your flight get cancelled? -Nope. 2148 01:40:22,684 --> 01:40:24,283 I brought you guys something I thought you could use. 2149 01:40:25,220 --> 01:40:27,186 It's game time, boys! 2150 01:40:27,188 --> 01:40:28,554 [all cheering] 2151 01:40:28,556 --> 01:40:33,159 Ledbetter, Fat Jack, Sonny D. Wing T formation. 2152 01:40:33,161 --> 01:40:35,428 Waggle offense. Get out there! 2153 01:40:36,031 --> 01:40:37,096 Yeah! 2154 01:40:39,367 --> 01:40:41,467 Found him wandering down 77. 2155 01:40:41,469 --> 01:40:42,502 Thanks. 2156 01:40:42,504 --> 01:40:45,671 Hey, uh. Well, I know I'm not your girlfriend, 2157 01:40:45,673 --> 01:40:47,540 but I'm sorry for breaking your heart, 2158 01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,509 and I hope to be your friend again. 2159 01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:52,678 Help us win this game, I'll think about it. 2160 01:40:54,115 --> 01:40:55,548 [Judge Tibbins] Let's go, Putnam. 2161 01:40:58,286 --> 01:41:02,455 Oh, no. [chuckles] Uh-uh! Uh-uh. 2162 01:41:02,457 --> 01:41:04,323 He's late. He can't play. 2163 01:41:04,325 --> 01:41:06,292 There's nothing in the rulebook about tardiness. 2164 01:41:06,294 --> 01:41:07,560 Let's play football. 2165 01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:08,561 [laughs] 2166 01:41:08,563 --> 01:41:11,230 -All right, let's fucking do it. -Hey, hold up. 2167 01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:13,466 Let me put this where it belongs. 2168 01:41:13,468 --> 01:41:14,467 [whistles] 2169 01:41:16,304 --> 01:41:17,437 Hey, hey, hey. 2170 01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:18,438 What? 2171 01:41:21,209 --> 01:41:23,376 Not too smart for a city boy. 2172 01:41:23,378 --> 01:41:24,844 Now let's play some football! 2173 01:41:24,846 --> 01:41:26,279 Yeah! 2174 01:41:26,281 --> 01:41:28,181 Go, Hodges! 2175 01:41:28,183 --> 01:41:29,749 [crowd booing] 2176 01:41:30,752 --> 01:41:32,385 All right, gentlemen. 2177 01:41:32,387 --> 01:41:35,254 Fourth quarter, down by 14, backs against the wall. 2178 01:41:35,256 --> 01:41:37,790 Deja vu, right? 2179 01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:40,325 All right, we got one option and one option only. To win. 2180 01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:42,195 Let's do this for the Badger Hole. 2181 01:41:42,197 --> 01:41:43,663 Let's do this for our town. 2182 01:41:43,665 --> 01:41:45,698 All right, they're gonna be blitzing. 2183 01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:47,400 Six-two fire on one. Ready. 2184 01:41:47,402 --> 01:41:48,902 [all] Break. 2185 01:41:48,903 --> 01:41:50,403 [cheerleaders] Let's go Badgers! Let's go! 2186 01:41:50,405 --> 01:41:52,772 Let's go Badgers! Let's go! 2187 01:41:53,741 --> 01:41:56,642 Let's go Badgers! [cheering] 2188 01:41:56,644 --> 01:41:57,710 [Hodges] Down! 2189 01:41:58,413 --> 01:41:59,378 Set! 2190 01:41:59,747 --> 01:42:01,380 Hike! 2191 01:42:01,382 --> 01:42:04,283 [crowd cheering] 2192 01:42:14,896 --> 01:42:18,831 Down! Set! Hike! 2193 01:42:18,833 --> 01:42:21,734 [grunting] 2194 01:42:28,776 --> 01:42:31,844 [Hodges] Down! Set! Hike! 2195 01:42:34,716 --> 01:42:36,315 [cheering] 2196 01:42:37,819 --> 01:42:39,318 [whistle blows] 2197 01:42:41,156 --> 01:42:42,688 -[Fish] Yeah! -[woman screaming] 2198 01:42:42,690 --> 01:42:44,557 [all] Yeah! 2199 01:42:48,229 --> 01:42:49,495 -[cheering] -[man] Yeah! 2200 01:42:51,232 --> 01:42:52,632 [whistle blows] 2201 01:42:54,736 --> 01:42:56,869 Down. Set. Hut! 2202 01:43:02,477 --> 01:43:04,310 [slow motion grunt] 2203 01:43:07,182 --> 01:43:08,314 [grunts] 2204 01:43:11,653 --> 01:43:12,618 [Hodges] Whoo! 2205 01:43:18,793 --> 01:43:20,660 Set. Hut! 2206 01:43:22,931 --> 01:43:24,931 Oh, my God! 2207 01:43:26,768 --> 01:43:28,534 [cheering] 2208 01:43:28,536 --> 01:43:31,704 -[whistle blows] -Fuck you, man! Fuck you! 2209 01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:34,707 Ref, you're fucking blind! 2210 01:43:40,515 --> 01:43:41,781 Set. Hut. 2211 01:43:48,489 --> 01:43:50,690 [cheering] 2212 01:43:59,634 --> 01:44:00,900 Oh! 2213 01:44:03,004 --> 01:44:04,570 [whistle blows] 2214 01:44:16,517 --> 01:44:19,452 [Badger fans cheering] 2215 01:44:21,522 --> 01:44:22,822 All right. Going for two. 2216 01:44:22,824 --> 01:44:25,458 You sure you don't want to kick it and tie the game? 2217 01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:27,026 No. We didn't come all this way to play it safe. 2218 01:44:27,028 --> 01:44:29,028 Nothing but victory. Peeky bowl on two. 2219 01:44:29,030 --> 01:44:30,463 -Ready. -[all] Break. 2220 01:44:30,465 --> 01:44:32,565 [cheering] 2221 01:44:34,869 --> 01:44:35,868 [Hodges] Down. 2222 01:44:37,639 --> 01:44:39,405 Set. Hike! 2223 01:44:43,444 --> 01:44:46,045 -[thuds] -[Sonny D yells, groans] 2224 01:44:46,047 --> 01:44:48,981 [Ronnie] Yeah! I'm Ron-defeated! 2225 01:44:52,287 --> 01:44:53,552 [Hodges] Oh, shit. 2226 01:44:53,554 --> 01:44:55,588 [Ronnie] That's what I'm talking about, baby. 2227 01:44:59,594 --> 01:45:00,760 [whistle blows] 2228 01:45:02,997 --> 01:45:05,298 Nickelback on two. Ready. Break. 2229 01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:07,016 [Hodges] All right, guys. Let's go. 2230 01:45:07,017 --> 01:45:08,733 Ain't over 'till it's over, huh? Let's do this. 2231 01:45:08,736 --> 01:45:10,703 Boss, shouldn't we just take a knee? 2232 01:45:10,705 --> 01:45:12,905 And run the clock out? Fuck no. 2233 01:45:12,907 --> 01:45:15,574 We put the nail in the coffin. 2234 01:45:15,576 --> 01:45:18,944 I want more points on the board. Get the fuck out of my face. 2235 01:45:23,384 --> 01:45:24,383 Down. 2236 01:45:24,986 --> 01:45:26,819 Set. Hut, hut! 2237 01:45:26,821 --> 01:45:28,888 [crowd cheering] 2238 01:45:30,591 --> 01:45:31,791 [grunts] 2239 01:45:32,894 --> 01:45:34,927 -[player 1] Yeah! -[player 2] Go! Go! Go! 2240 01:45:34,929 --> 01:45:37,029 -[player 1] Yeah! Yeah! -[player 2] Go! 2241 01:45:37,031 --> 01:45:38,664 Yeah! 2242 01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:40,766 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 2243 01:45:40,768 --> 01:45:43,035 [Mitchell screams, groans] 2244 01:45:51,646 --> 01:45:53,646 All right. Ninety-one yards to go. 2245 01:45:53,648 --> 01:45:55,848 Three seconds on the clock. 2246 01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:57,583 -You guys with me? -Yeah. 2247 01:45:57,585 --> 01:45:59,352 -Yeah. -Yeah. 2248 01:45:59,354 --> 01:46:00,853 -Yeah. -Let's do this. 2249 01:46:01,789 --> 01:46:03,122 Your call, QB. 2250 01:46:05,426 --> 01:46:07,760 -Let's go Badgers! Let's go! -Let's go Badgers! Let's go! 2251 01:46:09,897 --> 01:46:10,930 Black 80. 2252 01:46:10,932 --> 01:46:12,365 [Sonny D] Hell, yeah. 2253 01:46:12,367 --> 01:46:14,400 I can catch it this time, guys. I can feel it. 2254 01:46:14,402 --> 01:46:17,069 -All right. On one. Ready! -[all] Break! 2255 01:46:20,408 --> 01:46:21,841 Don't block for me. Get open. 2256 01:46:23,978 --> 01:46:28,581 -Badger red, knock 'em dead! -Noble Knights win their fights! 2257 01:46:28,583 --> 01:46:30,449 Badger red, knock 'em dead! 2258 01:46:30,451 --> 01:46:32,551 -Noble Knights... -...knock 'em dead! 2259 01:46:36,457 --> 01:46:38,624 [Hodges] Down! 2260 01:46:43,398 --> 01:46:44,597 Set! 2261 01:46:48,836 --> 01:46:51,070 [inaudible] 2262 01:47:02,450 --> 01:47:03,783 Hike! 2263 01:47:03,785 --> 01:47:05,117 [players grunting] 2264 01:47:08,589 --> 01:47:10,556 [grunts] Oh, shit! 2265 01:47:12,794 --> 01:47:13,926 No! 2266 01:47:13,928 --> 01:47:16,195 Oh, shit. No. 2267 01:47:35,750 --> 01:47:36,949 [air whooshing] 2268 01:47:46,227 --> 01:47:47,860 [grunts] 2269 01:47:47,862 --> 01:47:49,528 -[whistle blows] -Yeah! 2270 01:47:49,530 --> 01:47:51,030 [Badger fans cheering] 2271 01:47:54,836 --> 01:47:58,904 -Whoo! Yeah! -[Ronnie] No! No! No! 2272 01:47:58,906 --> 01:48:01,774 [players cheering] 2273 01:48:07,515 --> 01:48:08,881 [whistle blows] 2274 01:48:16,057 --> 01:48:18,190 [cheering] 2275 01:48:24,699 --> 01:48:25,764 Hodges? 2276 01:48:28,736 --> 01:48:32,238 Hey. Oh. Uh... I just, uh, played... 2277 01:48:33,541 --> 01:48:35,574 a football game. Did you get my messages? 2278 01:48:36,544 --> 01:48:37,710 I know everything. 2279 01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:40,713 Everything? 2280 01:48:41,282 --> 01:48:43,682 I met the town slut, 2281 01:48:43,684 --> 01:48:45,117 and she's wearing my ring. 2282 01:48:45,119 --> 01:48:49,989 You have a crush on the plain-looking cheerleader, 2283 01:48:49,991 --> 01:48:52,525 and your dead best friend over there 2284 01:48:52,527 --> 01:48:54,059 just made the winning catch. 2285 01:48:54,762 --> 01:48:56,061 Oh, right. [sighs] 2286 01:48:56,063 --> 01:48:58,264 -Sorry. -So... 2287 01:48:58,266 --> 01:49:02,067 you and I are gonna get on my daddy's plane. 2288 01:49:02,069 --> 01:49:06,572 We're gonna go back to Chicago and fix all of this nonsense. 2289 01:49:06,574 --> 01:49:07,606 Let's go. 2290 01:49:08,309 --> 01:49:09,308 Um... 2291 01:49:11,879 --> 01:49:13,946 What are you doing? Come on. 2292 01:49:15,249 --> 01:49:16,248 I can't. 2293 01:49:16,250 --> 01:49:19,852 What do you mean, you can't? Let's go home. 2294 01:49:21,789 --> 01:49:22,788 I am home. 2295 01:49:23,991 --> 01:49:25,190 Do you have a concussion? 2296 01:49:26,661 --> 01:49:27,726 Ashley... 2297 01:49:30,631 --> 01:49:33,199 I'm sorry. 2298 01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:35,768 After-- after all this, I'm-- I'm giving you a second chance, 2299 01:49:35,770 --> 01:49:38,170 and you're giving up the most amazing lifestyle 2300 01:49:38,172 --> 01:49:40,105 in the world for-- for... 2301 01:49:42,810 --> 01:49:43,809 this? 2302 01:49:45,046 --> 01:49:46,645 It smells like a fucking zoo. 2303 01:49:47,949 --> 01:49:49,148 Goodbye, Ashley. 2304 01:49:50,818 --> 01:49:51,817 Oh, my God. 2305 01:49:51,819 --> 01:49:54,086 This is really happening. 2306 01:49:54,088 --> 01:49:57,089 -I'm sorry. -Oh, my God. Daddy? [snivels] 2307 01:49:57,091 --> 01:49:58,657 All-- All right. All right, now. 2308 01:49:58,659 --> 01:50:00,092 Enough of this nonsense. 2309 01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:03,228 -Come on. -Okay. Have a nice life in... 2310 01:50:03,230 --> 01:50:06,098 -Oklahoma! -I will. 2311 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:10,035 And just for the record... I broke up with you. 2312 01:50:16,243 --> 01:50:17,876 Good work, number eight. 2313 01:50:17,878 --> 01:50:21,780 Oh! I was so excited, I think I almost peed myself. 2314 01:50:21,782 --> 01:50:23,916 -[chuckles] Thanks, Mom. -Well, I think that was 2315 01:50:23,918 --> 01:50:26,018 probably one of the most exciting things I ever seen. 2316 01:50:26,020 --> 01:50:27,886 Well, remember, Dad, at the end of the day, 2317 01:50:27,888 --> 01:50:29,688 it's just a football game. 2318 01:50:29,690 --> 01:50:31,624 -[Hodges] Hmm. [Ed] Hmm. 2319 01:50:32,193 --> 01:50:33,759 [both laugh] 2320 01:50:34,895 --> 01:50:36,362 Oh, well, uh.. 2321 01:50:36,364 --> 01:50:39,198 we're gonna let you two patch things up. 2322 01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:40,966 Come on, Marlene. 2323 01:50:45,873 --> 01:50:48,007 Great game, Pitter Pat. 2324 01:50:49,076 --> 01:50:50,409 See, here's the thing. 2325 01:50:50,411 --> 01:50:52,878 I just don't think this is gonna work between us. 2326 01:50:52,880 --> 01:50:55,314 It's just that now that you're single, 2327 01:50:55,316 --> 01:50:56,682 there's just no spark. 2328 01:50:57,051 --> 01:50:58,150 Mm-hmm. 2329 01:50:59,854 --> 01:51:02,121 Thank you so much. 2330 01:51:02,122 --> 01:51:04,389 My vision board did manifest, and it was right all along. 2331 01:51:04,392 --> 01:51:07,860 You know what and you know who... 2332 01:51:07,862 --> 01:51:10,262 is waiting for you right over there. 2333 01:51:13,901 --> 01:51:15,768 After a while, crocodile. 2334 01:51:34,922 --> 01:51:37,690 [Sonny D] Hey, Hodges, turkey dinner at Fat Jack's. 2335 01:51:37,692 --> 01:51:39,258 Let's go, Grand Gobble Marshal. 2336 01:51:43,798 --> 01:51:45,931 Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. 2337 01:51:45,933 --> 01:51:48,934 I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. 2338 01:51:48,936 --> 01:51:50,836 We're sick of your shit. We quit! 2339 01:51:52,206 --> 01:51:53,839 Oh, give me a... 2340 01:51:54,875 --> 01:51:56,108 Don't walk away from me. 2341 01:51:56,110 --> 01:51:57,176 -Get back here... -Hey, Ronnie. 2342 01:51:57,178 --> 01:51:58,377 ...when I'm talking to you! 2343 01:51:59,413 --> 01:52:00,746 Kenny, this him? 2344 01:52:04,919 --> 01:52:06,285 I think you know why we're here. 2345 01:52:13,094 --> 01:52:14,760 Halt, inmate! 2346 01:52:14,762 --> 01:52:16,161 Dang it, Ronnie. Get back here... 2347 01:52:16,163 --> 01:52:19,431 [overlapping chatter] 2348 01:52:19,433 --> 01:52:22,735 [rock music playing] 2349 01:52:24,405 --> 01:52:25,938 Good game. Good game. 2350 01:52:27,007 --> 01:52:28,073 Hey. 2351 01:52:36,851 --> 01:52:37,916 Hey. 2352 01:52:56,303 --> 01:52:57,436 [ring clinks] 2353 01:53:02,309 --> 01:53:04,910 Did you just throw a diamond ring into the street? 2354 01:53:06,981 --> 01:53:08,514 It's okay. Kenny'll pick it up. 2355 01:53:14,922 --> 01:53:16,054 You know, there's a hundred streets 2356 01:53:16,056 --> 01:53:17,489 in this town I could've picked, and I... 2357 01:53:18,492 --> 01:53:20,192 randomly chose this one. 2358 01:53:22,830 --> 01:53:23,862 Fate? 2359 01:53:25,232 --> 01:53:26,398 Who knows? 2360 01:53:32,206 --> 01:53:33,405 I finally realized... 2361 01:53:33,407 --> 01:53:36,375 the one reason I've been avoiding this place... 2362 01:53:38,045 --> 01:53:39,511 is the one reason I'm gonna stay. 2363 01:53:42,349 --> 01:53:43,482 What's that? 2364 01:53:52,993 --> 01:53:55,294 We better keep this between the two of us. 2365 01:53:55,896 --> 01:53:56,995 Why is that? 2366 01:53:56,997 --> 01:54:01,133 'Cause I don't want Brandy Best to find out you're not single. 2367 01:54:11,011 --> 01:54:12,244 [clinks] 2368 01:54:39,340 --> 01:54:42,641 ["Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind playing] 2369 01:54:49,984 --> 01:54:54,453 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2370 01:54:54,455 --> 01:54:58,624 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2371 01:54:58,626 --> 01:55:01,059 ¶ I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling, she's living ¶ 2372 01:55:01,061 --> 01:55:03,028 ¶ She's golden She lives for me ¶ 2373 01:55:03,030 --> 01:55:06,398 ¶ Says she lives for me Ovation her own motivation ¶ 2374 01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:09,434 ¶ She comes round And she goes down on me ¶ 2375 01:55:09,436 --> 01:55:11,603 ¶ And I make her smile Like a drug for you ¶ 2376 01:55:11,605 --> 01:55:14,239 ¶ Do ever what you want To do coming over you ¶ 2377 01:55:14,241 --> 01:55:16,208 ¶ Keep on smiling What we go through ¶ 2378 01:55:16,210 --> 01:55:18,410 ¶ One stop to the rhythm That divides you ¶ 2379 01:55:18,412 --> 01:55:21,280 ¶ And I speak to you Like the chorus to the verse ¶ 2380 01:55:21,282 --> 01:55:23,548 ¶ Chop another line Like a coda with a curse ¶ 2381 01:55:23,550 --> 01:55:25,651 ¶ Come on like a freak show Takes the stage ¶ 2382 01:55:25,653 --> 01:55:27,653 ¶ We give them The game we play she say ¶ 2383 01:55:27,655 --> 01:55:32,457 ¶ I want something else To get me through this ¶ 2384 01:55:32,459 --> 01:55:37,162 ¶ Semi-charmed Kind of life baby baby ¶ 2385 01:55:37,164 --> 01:55:40,132 ¶ I want something else ¶ 2386 01:55:40,134 --> 01:55:42,668 ¶ I'm not listening When you say ¶ 2387 01:55:43,437 --> 01:55:45,470 ¶ Good-bye ¶ 2388 01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:51,510 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2389 01:55:51,512 --> 01:55:54,413 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2390 01:55:55,983 --> 01:56:00,552 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2391 01:56:05,392 --> 01:56:09,561 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2392 01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:23,308 Is it hot, sweaty and moist in there? 2393 01:56:33,253 --> 01:56:35,187 You tell me, muffin top. 2394 01:56:37,725 --> 01:56:38,757 Get in. 2395 01:56:47,701 --> 01:56:50,335 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2396 01:56:50,337 --> 01:56:56,408 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2397 01:56:56,410 --> 01:56:58,176 ¶ The sky was gold It was rose ¶ 2398 01:56:58,178 --> 01:56:59,778 ¶ I was taking sips Up into my nose ¶ 2399 01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:02,114 ¶ And I wish I could Get back there some place ¶ 2400 01:57:02,116 --> 01:57:04,182 ¶ Back there smiling in The pictures you would take ¶ 2401 01:57:04,184 --> 01:57:06,284 ¶ Doing crystal meth will Lift you up until you break ¶ 2402 01:57:06,286 --> 01:57:08,053 ¶ It won't stop I won't come down ¶ 2403 01:57:08,055 --> 01:57:10,055 ¶ I keep stock With a tick-tock rhythm ¶ 2404 01:57:10,057 --> 01:57:12,057 ¶ A bump for the drop And then I bumped up ¶ 2405 01:57:12,059 --> 01:57:13,525 ¶ I took the hit That I was given ¶ 2406 01:57:13,527 --> 01:57:14,526 ¶ Then I bumped again ¶ 2407 01:57:14,528 --> 01:57:16,328 ¶ Then I bumped again I said ¶ 2408 01:57:16,330 --> 01:57:18,764 ¶ How do I get back there To the place where ¶ 2409 01:57:18,766 --> 01:57:20,732 ¶ I fell asleep inside you ¶ 2410 01:57:20,734 --> 01:57:25,370 ¶ How do I get myself back to The place where you said ¶ 2411 01:57:25,372 --> 01:57:30,475 ¶ I want something else To get me through this ¶ 2412 01:57:30,477 --> 01:57:34,780 ¶ Semi-charmed kind of life Baby, baby ¶ 2413 01:57:34,782 --> 01:57:37,783 ¶ I want something else ¶ 2414 01:57:37,785 --> 01:57:41,186 ¶ I'm not listening When you say ¶ 2415 01:57:41,188 --> 01:57:44,456 ¶ Goodbye ¶ 2416 01:57:44,458 --> 01:57:47,159 ¶ I believe in the sand Beneath my toes ¶ 2417 01:57:47,161 --> 01:57:49,494 ¶ The beach gives a feeling An earthy feeling ¶ 2418 01:57:49,496 --> 01:57:52,130 ¶ I believe in the faith That grows ¶ 2419 01:57:52,132 --> 01:57:55,200 ¶ And the four right chords Can make me cry ¶ 2420 01:57:55,202 --> 01:57:58,737 ¶ When I'm with you I feel like I could die ¶ 2421 01:57:58,739 --> 01:58:02,541 ¶ And that would be all right All right ¶ 2422 01:58:02,543 --> 01:58:05,777 ¶ And when the plane came in She said she was crashing ¶ 2423 01:58:05,779 --> 01:58:07,412 ¶ The velvet it rips In the city ¶ 2424 01:58:07,414 --> 01:58:10,182 ¶ We tripped on the urge To feel alive ¶ 2425 01:58:10,184 --> 01:58:12,117 ¶ But now I'm struggling to survive ¶ 2426 01:58:12,119 --> 01:58:14,719 ¶ Those days you were wearing That velvet dress ¶ 2427 01:58:14,721 --> 01:58:17,089 ¶ You're the priestess I must confess ¶ 2428 01:58:17,091 --> 01:58:19,257 ¶ Those little red panties They pass the test ¶ 2429 01:58:19,259 --> 01:58:21,827 ¶ So slide up 'round the belly Face down on the mattress one ¶ 2430 01:58:23,831 --> 01:58:27,866 ¶ And you hold me And we are broken ¶ 2431 01:58:27,868 --> 01:58:31,336 ¶ Still it's all that I Want to do just a little now ¶ 2432 01:58:31,338 --> 01:58:33,839 ¶ I feel myself Hovering off the ground ¶ 2433 01:58:33,841 --> 01:58:36,741 ¶ I'm scared I'm not coming down ¶ 2434 01:58:36,743 --> 01:58:41,713 ¶ No, no And I won't run for my life ¶ 2435 01:58:41,715 --> 01:58:45,684 ¶ She's got her jaws now Locked down in a smile ¶ 2436 01:58:45,686 --> 01:58:49,154 ¶ But nothing is all right All right ¶ 2437 01:58:49,156 --> 01:58:53,358 ¶ And I want something else ¶ 2438 01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:59,331 ¶ To get me through this Life, baby ¶ 2439 01:58:59,333 --> 01:59:06,338 ¶ I want something else Not listening when you say ¶ 2440 01:59:08,342 --> 01:59:13,145 ¶ Goodbye ¶ 2441 01:59:13,147 --> 01:59:17,682 ¶ Goodbye ¶ 2442 01:59:17,684 --> 01:59:22,454 ¶ Goodbye ¶ 2443 01:59:22,456 --> 01:59:27,292 ¶ Goodbye ¶ 2444 01:59:32,366 --> 01:59:34,699 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2445 01:59:34,701 --> 01:59:37,202 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2446 01:59:37,204 --> 01:59:40,305 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2447 01:59:40,307 --> 01:59:42,674 ¶ The sky was gold it was rose ¶ 2448 01:59:42,676 --> 01:59:44,509 ¶ I was taking sips Up into my nose ¶ 2449 01:59:44,511 --> 01:59:45,844 ¶ And I wish I could get Back there ¶ 2450 01:59:45,846 --> 01:59:48,213 ¶ Some place back there ¶ 2451 01:59:48,214 --> 01:59:50,581 ¶ In the place We used to start our lives ¶ 2452 01:59:50,584 --> 01:59:53,518 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2453 01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:55,954 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2454 01:59:55,956 --> 01:59:58,590 ¶ I want something else ¶ 2455 02:00:00,594 --> 02:00:02,961 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2456 02:00:02,963 --> 02:00:05,497 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2457 02:00:05,499 --> 02:00:07,732 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2458 02:00:07,734 --> 02:00:10,268 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2459 02:00:10,270 --> 02:00:12,604 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2460 02:00:12,606 --> 02:00:14,873 ¶ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 2461 02:00:14,875 --> 02:00:18,310 ¶ I want something else ¶ 2462 02:00:21,882 --> 02:00:24,416 [music ends] 183998