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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,289 --> 00:00:02,101 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,803 I take office in the next few weeks, 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,196 and God only knows what kind of effect 4 00:00:05,197 --> 00:00:06,622 that's gonna have on my family. 5 00:00:06,623 --> 00:00:08,447 We're moving to Philadelphia. 6 00:00:08,448 --> 00:00:10,506 This is my friend Deja. 7 00:00:10,507 --> 00:00:13,032 Hi, hi, hi, Deja. Um, Malik. 8 00:00:13,033 --> 00:00:14,633 Nice to meet you. 9 00:00:16,343 --> 00:00:18,244 I think I might like girls. 10 00:00:18,245 --> 00:00:19,832 We love you. 11 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:21,791 No matter what, okay? 12 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:23,650 Hello? 13 00:00:23,651 --> 00:00:25,175 All right, um, 14 00:00:25,176 --> 00:00:27,020 hold on one second. 15 00:00:27,021 --> 00:00:28,321 It's Uncle Nicky. He got in trouble 16 00:00:28,322 --> 00:00:30,123 in Pennsylvania. He's being arrested 17 00:00:30,124 --> 00:00:32,049 and he gave them my number for the bail money. 18 00:00:32,050 --> 00:00:34,824 Nothing's really changed since the last procedure. 19 00:00:34,825 --> 00:00:36,887 Jack's retinopathy will not be reversed. 20 00:00:36,888 --> 00:00:38,990 His eyesight will not return. 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:46,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 22 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:50,376 Happy end of summer vacation, babe. 23 00:00:50,377 --> 00:00:52,568 - Ah. - Thank you. 24 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,380 - Good morning. - Good morning. 25 00:00:55,336 --> 00:00:56,546 Next week, 26 00:00:56,547 --> 00:00:58,446 those irritable prepubescent monsters 27 00:00:58,447 --> 00:01:00,172 are no longer our problem between the hours 28 00:01:00,173 --> 00:01:03,058 - of 8:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m. - Ugh. Right? 29 00:01:03,059 --> 00:01:06,020 - Hmm... - Mmm, I actually hated that high five. 30 00:01:06,021 --> 00:01:07,621 Me, too. 31 00:01:07,622 --> 00:01:10,257 Hey, babe, can we please just do something fun today? 32 00:01:10,258 --> 00:01:12,384 I feel like we haven't even seen the kids all summer. 33 00:01:12,385 --> 00:01:14,542 Yeah, that's because they're going into seventh grade. 34 00:01:14,543 --> 00:01:16,602 They want nothing to do with us anymore. 35 00:01:16,603 --> 00:01:18,632 You know, they actually think we're dorks. 36 00:01:19,725 --> 00:01:21,050 Like, me, a dork. 37 00:01:21,051 --> 00:01:23,003 - I know. - Me. 38 00:01:23,004 --> 00:01:24,472 Okay. 39 00:01:24,473 --> 00:01:28,109 Hey, kids? Get in here! 40 00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:30,578 Hey, why don't we go to the pool? 41 00:01:30,579 --> 00:01:32,597 We haven't been to the pool in forever. 42 00:01:32,598 --> 00:01:34,232 Well, I could do, I could do a pool day. 43 00:01:34,233 --> 00:01:35,312 - Yeah. - Right? 44 00:01:37,039 --> 00:01:39,564 - Good morning. - Hey, you two, eyes up here. 45 00:01:39,565 --> 00:01:40,708 - Take those off for a second. - Hey! 46 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:41,776 Hey yourself. 47 00:01:41,777 --> 00:01:43,772 Exciting announcement: 48 00:01:43,773 --> 00:01:45,604 we're doing a Pearson family fun day. 49 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,181 We're gonna go to the Greenview pool. 50 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:48,416 Do we have to? 51 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,785 There's a 90210 marathon on. 52 00:01:50,786 --> 00:01:52,486 Yeah, I'm good to stay here. 53 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,589 I want to knock out two more books to make sure that I win 54 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:56,824 this summer's library read-a-thon. 55 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:01,562 Can we go to the Greenview pool? 56 00:02:01,563 --> 00:02:03,297 - Please. - You big mope, don't hold out on us. 57 00:02:03,298 --> 00:02:04,999 - Please. Please. - Please. 58 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,300 Okay. 59 00:02:09,905 --> 00:02:11,539 Hey, Nicky, it's Kevin, 60 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,374 uh, again. 61 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:15,744 Listen, I-I left you, like, five voice mails, man. 62 00:02:15,745 --> 00:02:17,745 Um, I'm just trying to make sure you're okay. 63 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,348 And I-I know you texted me last week saying that you were okay, 64 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,016 which was a little surprising, actually, 65 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,597 'cause I didn't realize texting was in your wheelhouse. 66 00:02:24,598 --> 00:02:26,847 But, um... 67 00:02:26,848 --> 00:02:28,373 Listen, man, I guess I'm looking 68 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:29,873 for a little more detail, you know? 69 00:02:29,874 --> 00:02:32,460 Uh, seeing as I did wire you all that money for bail. 70 00:02:32,461 --> 00:02:34,729 So... 71 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:36,597 Would you please call me back? 72 00:02:36,598 --> 00:02:40,001 Just want to make sure you're okay. 73 00:02:40,002 --> 00:02:41,535 Bye. 74 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,845 So, good news: my houseplant finally grew a new branch. 75 00:02:50,846 --> 00:02:54,398 So... which, for those of you who aren't regulars here, 76 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:57,818 uh, my sponsor suggested that I get something simple 77 00:02:57,819 --> 00:02:58,819 to take care of. 78 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:00,388 Said it would keep me focused. 79 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,857 So I got a ficus. 80 00:03:02,858 --> 00:03:05,593 A Ficus benjamina, to be exact. 81 00:03:05,594 --> 00:03:08,377 And good on my sponsor, because that plant 82 00:03:08,378 --> 00:03:10,032 is basically the only thing in my life 83 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:12,700 that I feel in control of right now. 84 00:03:12,701 --> 00:03:15,770 Yeah? 85 00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:17,806 - Ready for you, Kevin. - Okay. 86 00:03:19,048 --> 00:03:21,273 I've been just sort of going through the motions 87 00:03:21,274 --> 00:03:23,644 on this new movie that I just finished. 88 00:03:23,645 --> 00:03:25,580 All right, Kev. Last take. 89 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,014 Mind if we try something different? 90 00:03:27,015 --> 00:03:28,783 You just tell me what to do and I'll do it. 91 00:03:28,784 --> 00:03:30,351 All right, don't let this guy hide. 92 00:03:30,352 --> 00:03:32,860 He's alone. Let him not be okay for a second. 93 00:03:32,861 --> 00:03:34,422 - Sound good? - Great idea. 94 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,157 Okay, all right, here we go. 95 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:37,658 Everybody to one. Let's go. 96 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,127 Set! 97 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:43,143 - And... background. - Background. 98 00:03:43,144 --> 00:03:44,832 - Action! - Go, guys, go, cops. 99 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,647 And cut. 100 00:03:59,648 --> 00:04:01,482 - Fantastic. - That's a cut! 101 00:04:01,483 --> 00:04:02,683 Great. 102 00:04:04,686 --> 00:04:06,821 - Hey, man. - Hi. Thanks for the opportunity. 103 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,389 I really appreciate it. That was fun. 104 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:10,057 And, uh, thanks for being a good sport 105 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:11,659 about all the "I see dead people" jokes. 106 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,060 Yeah, that never gets old. 107 00:04:13,061 --> 00:04:14,128 - I bet. - Yeah. 108 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,596 All right. 109 00:04:15,597 --> 00:04:17,565 - You know, when... Sit down. - Yeah. 110 00:04:17,566 --> 00:04:19,700 You know, when you strip away all the artifice, 111 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:22,636 all those tricks you use to make yourself seem 112 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,740 appealing and charming and handsome... 113 00:04:25,741 --> 00:04:27,742 When you let all that crap go, 114 00:04:27,743 --> 00:04:30,378 you're absolutely incredible. 115 00:04:34,527 --> 00:04:35,927 And I am... 116 00:04:37,419 --> 00:04:40,554 ... way in over my head with my sister 117 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:42,456 and her new son. 118 00:04:42,457 --> 00:04:44,191 He was born premature, 119 00:04:44,192 --> 00:04:45,993 and we just found out that he's blind. 120 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:53,467 So I go to all the doctor's appointments with them, 121 00:04:53,468 --> 00:04:55,269 but I never know what to say. 122 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:57,171 I never know what to do. 123 00:04:58,306 --> 00:04:59,840 So... 124 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,742 there's that. 125 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:10,184 Hey. 126 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,372 Just saw the new windows going in 127 00:05:12,373 --> 00:05:13,797 over at the community center. 128 00:05:13,798 --> 00:05:15,589 Yeah. 129 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:18,025 Got some real nice double-paned beauties. 130 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,729 Almost as beautiful as my wife. 131 00:05:21,730 --> 00:05:24,533 Did you just compare me to rec center windows? 132 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:26,010 They're double-paned windows. 133 00:05:26,011 --> 00:05:28,002 It's the sexiest kind of windows. 134 00:05:28,003 --> 00:05:30,671 - Okay. All right. - All right, all right. 135 00:05:30,672 --> 00:05:31,994 So these are the paint options 136 00:05:31,995 --> 00:05:33,247 - for my dance studio. - Mm. 137 00:05:33,248 --> 00:05:35,709 - Right? Which one do you like? - Hmm. 138 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,311 Silver Whisper, of course. 139 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:38,946 But no studio today. 140 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,214 I got big things planned 141 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,483 for the last day of summer break. 142 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:45,052 Everybody's been so busy getting settled in these past few weeks, 143 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:49,414 so I'm thinking a classic Pearson family fun day. 144 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,711 I'm down. 145 00:05:50,712 --> 00:05:53,027 But good luck getting these girls on board. 146 00:05:53,028 --> 00:05:54,743 I don't know if it's the hormones 147 00:05:54,744 --> 00:05:56,369 or the stress of going to new schools, 148 00:05:56,370 --> 00:05:58,899 but they are definitely getting meaner by the day. 149 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,623 Stop it. They are not getting meaner by... 150 00:06:00,624 --> 00:06:02,169 Hey! There they are. 151 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,899 The flyest females in Philly. 152 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:06,492 You don't need to give us nicknames every morning. 153 00:06:06,493 --> 00:06:08,209 No, sometimes, you could just be like, 154 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:11,112 "Good morning, Tess. Good morning, Deja." 155 00:06:11,113 --> 00:06:14,014 - Meaner by the day. - Mom, 156 00:06:14,015 --> 00:06:15,449 can you take me to get my hair cut? 157 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:16,851 Yeah, I would, 158 00:06:16,852 --> 00:06:19,053 but your dad has a classic 159 00:06:19,054 --> 00:06:21,288 - Pearson family fun day planned. - Ooh! 160 00:06:21,289 --> 00:06:22,756 It's gonna be epic. 161 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,258 I'm talking Liberty Bell. 162 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,583 I'm talking gorging on cheesesteaks 163 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:28,229 till you get meat sweats. Mmm! 164 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:31,098 Mom promised that I can get my hair cut before school starts. 165 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,924 That's why I've been growing it out all summer. 166 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,068 And you promised me 167 00:06:34,069 --> 00:06:36,080 that we could ride the bus together so you could decide 168 00:06:36,081 --> 00:06:37,746 if I can take it to school by myself. 169 00:06:37,747 --> 00:06:39,039 Even though 170 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,574 I've been taking the bus by myself 171 00:06:40,575 --> 00:06:42,770 since I was eight years old. 172 00:06:42,771 --> 00:06:45,079 All right. All right, how about this? 173 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,118 Dej, you and I will do a trial run 174 00:06:48,119 --> 00:06:49,519 of the bus route to school. 175 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,555 Beth, you take Tess to the salon. 176 00:06:51,556 --> 00:06:53,023 And then we'll meet up for a classic 177 00:06:53,024 --> 00:06:56,226 - Pearson family fun afternoon. - Ooh. 178 00:06:56,227 --> 00:06:58,061 Unless something horrible happens on the bus. 179 00:06:58,062 --> 00:07:00,188 - Ooh. - Would you stop? Do you hear this? 180 00:07:00,189 --> 00:07:02,002 Annie, my favorite child, 181 00:07:02,003 --> 00:07:03,628 is there anything that you'd like to do today? 182 00:07:03,629 --> 00:07:04,901 I'm good with whatever. 183 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:06,739 Bless your soul. 184 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:09,365 ♪ Baby Jack, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 185 00:07:09,366 --> 00:07:11,441 ♪ Baby Jack, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 186 00:07:11,442 --> 00:07:13,710 ♪ Just went to town, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 187 00:07:13,711 --> 00:07:16,446 ♪ On Mommy's boob. ♪ 188 00:07:16,447 --> 00:07:17,914 Okay, that was creepy. 189 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,649 There's my hungry dude. 190 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:21,017 Yes. 191 00:07:21,018 --> 00:07:23,587 Is he done? 'Cause I got to squish that little face. 192 00:07:23,588 --> 00:07:24,888 Yes, he is. 193 00:07:24,889 --> 00:07:26,390 Okay, Jack, 194 00:07:26,391 --> 00:07:29,126 I'm gonna hand you to your dad now, okay? 195 00:07:29,127 --> 00:07:31,395 - Okay. Okay. - Here comes Daddy. 196 00:07:31,396 --> 00:07:33,230 - Got him? - Yeah, I got him. 197 00:07:33,231 --> 00:07:34,431 - Okay. - Okay. 198 00:07:34,432 --> 00:07:36,400 There you go. You're okay. 199 00:07:36,401 --> 00:07:39,069 You want to come up here? Hey. 200 00:07:39,070 --> 00:07:42,205 - Aw. - Hey, buddy. It's me, your dad. 201 00:07:42,206 --> 00:07:46,510 All you have to remember is that I am the hairy one. 202 00:07:46,511 --> 00:07:49,413 Huh? There... Yeah, see? 203 00:07:49,414 --> 00:07:50,680 There it is. 204 00:07:52,219 --> 00:07:55,285 Now... how are you feeling? 205 00:07:55,286 --> 00:07:56,653 - Good. - About today? 206 00:07:56,654 --> 00:07:58,321 Yeah, I'm excited. 207 00:07:58,322 --> 00:08:01,291 I mean, according to Dr. Dorsey, this woman is amazing. 208 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:03,126 And Yelp. 209 00:08:03,127 --> 00:08:04,761 There are specialists 210 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:08,131 who teach you how to raise a blind baby on Yelp? 211 00:08:08,132 --> 00:08:09,833 Oh, there's everything on Yelp. 212 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,601 But I cannot wait to learn 213 00:08:11,602 --> 00:08:13,567 - some pro tips. I need 'em. - Yeah. 214 00:08:13,568 --> 00:08:15,639 - Right, Baby Jack? - Yeah. 215 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,808 Can you feel Mommy smiling? 216 00:08:17,809 --> 00:08:20,577 She's so excited to learn pro tips. 217 00:08:20,578 --> 00:08:22,679 She's so excited. 218 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,644 What? 219 00:08:24,645 --> 00:08:27,095 - Why are you looking at me like that? - Uh... 220 00:08:27,096 --> 00:08:28,276 A week ago, we found out 221 00:08:28,277 --> 00:08:31,039 that there is nothing we can do about his vision, 222 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,409 and you haven't missed a beat. 223 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:36,744 Now, don't get me wrong. That... I think that's awesome. 224 00:08:36,745 --> 00:08:39,347 I'm just... I'm just checking in. 225 00:08:39,348 --> 00:08:41,149 - That's all. - I'm so good. 226 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:42,216 - Yeah? - Yeah. 227 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,651 And I appreciate it. Thank you. 228 00:08:43,652 --> 00:08:45,286 - Okay. - Thank you. How are you feeling? 229 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:48,890 Uh... I'm hanging in there, I guess. 230 00:08:48,891 --> 00:08:51,292 - Good. Good. - All right. 231 00:08:51,293 --> 00:08:52,593 - Okay. - Okay. 232 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:55,396 I love you. 233 00:08:55,397 --> 00:08:56,631 I love you. 234 00:09:01,493 --> 00:09:07,297 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 235 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:09,687 ♪ All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom ♪ 236 00:09:09,688 --> 00:09:12,020 ♪ And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump ♪ 237 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:13,422 ♪ All I wanna do ♪ 238 00:09:13,423 --> 00:09:14,990 ♪ Is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom ♪ 239 00:09:14,991 --> 00:09:17,493 ♪ And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump... ♪ 240 00:09:19,442 --> 00:09:20,700 Oh, hey, Stewart. 241 00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:22,831 - Read-a-thon? - Book number 64. 242 00:09:22,832 --> 00:09:24,833 Well, good luck. 243 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:26,902 You don't stand a chance, Stewart. 244 00:09:26,903 --> 00:09:28,504 Hey, Kev? 245 00:09:28,505 --> 00:09:30,506 Kev. 246 00:09:30,507 --> 00:09:33,208 Sunscreen. Come here. 247 00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:36,945 Take that. 248 00:09:36,946 --> 00:09:39,148 - Your shoulders. - Hey! 249 00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:40,239 Gross. 250 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,417 - What? - I can do it myself. 251 00:09:42,418 --> 00:09:43,886 ♪ All I wanna do... ♪ 252 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,255 I... 253 00:09:51,361 --> 00:09:54,329 Hey, Kev, don't forget your back. 254 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:56,165 ♪ All I wanna do ♪ 255 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:58,500 - ♪ Is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom. ♪ - Dad! 256 00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:01,737 - Stop. There's people around. - Hey, I got five chairs. 257 00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:03,005 Five chairs. 258 00:10:03,006 --> 00:10:05,178 - That is a pool day miracle. - Nice. 259 00:10:05,179 --> 00:10:07,638 Keith, Renard, you guys made it. 260 00:10:07,639 --> 00:10:10,145 Come on, we're going to get Firecracker pops. 261 00:10:10,146 --> 00:10:11,413 What are you listening to? 262 00:10:11,414 --> 00:10:12,681 Wreckx-n-Effect. 263 00:10:12,682 --> 00:10:13,982 Oh, cool. We brought our boombox. 264 00:10:13,983 --> 00:10:16,118 - You want to put it on? - Sure. 265 00:10:17,085 --> 00:10:18,587 Hey. Hey, g... I... 266 00:10:18,588 --> 00:10:20,656 - I got five chairs, guys. - Hey, Bug, 267 00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:22,324 do you want to go play a game? 268 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:23,792 Mom, stop talking right now. 269 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:26,828 Hey, Carrie. Hey, Jessica P. 270 00:10:26,829 --> 00:10:30,199 - Cool cover-up. - Oh, thanks. 271 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,968 - Want to come hang out with us? - Sure. 272 00:10:32,969 --> 00:10:34,362 Hey, Katie girl, 273 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:37,139 - I-I got five chairs. - Uh... 274 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,812 Do you know who that is? 275 00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:41,734 Carrie and Jessica P.? 276 00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:44,016 Yeah, the most popular girls in school. 277 00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:45,202 I don't think they've ever 278 00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:47,449 talked to Kate a day in her life. 279 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:49,699 Come on, you heard them, they-they like her cover-up. 280 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:52,321 Yeah. I don't trust that. 281 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:53,522 Hey, babe? 282 00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:54,991 - Hmm? - You know, there is an upside... 283 00:10:54,992 --> 00:10:56,425 why don't you lay back... 284 00:10:56,426 --> 00:10:59,428 to kids that want nothing to do with us. Ah. 285 00:11:06,402 --> 00:11:08,503 - Hey, Kev. - Yeah? 286 00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:11,573 If your uncle wants to talk, he knows how to find you. 287 00:11:11,574 --> 00:11:12,741 Right. 288 00:11:12,742 --> 00:11:14,943 I... I think that you should be 289 00:11:14,944 --> 00:11:16,845 staying focused on your sobriety. 290 00:11:16,846 --> 00:11:19,615 Working and keeping busy has been a really good thing 291 00:11:19,616 --> 00:11:21,973 for you, maybe you should try looking for your next job. 292 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,207 Yeah, maybe. 293 00:11:24,436 --> 00:11:27,089 Now, we did read in The Hollywood Reporter 294 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:28,924 that you're on some short list 295 00:11:28,925 --> 00:11:31,893 for that new movie with, um... What's... 296 00:11:31,894 --> 00:11:33,262 - Uh, Spike Jonze. - Spike Jonze. 297 00:11:33,263 --> 00:11:34,311 Okay, hold on a second, 298 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:35,788 you two are reading The Hollywood Reporter? 299 00:11:35,789 --> 00:11:37,232 Oh, yeah, we got a subscription 300 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,034 - when we moved here. - Wow, that's terrifying. 301 00:11:39,035 --> 00:11:40,269 Yeah. 302 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,670 Anyway, um, the movie shoots in Chicago, right, 303 00:11:42,671 --> 00:11:44,578 so I'd have to leave, then I'm thinking 304 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,131 it might be best for me to just stay here and 305 00:11:46,132 --> 00:11:47,523 - help Kate with the baby, you know? - Yeah, I... 306 00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:49,750 I just think it would be good for you to stay busy, 307 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,813 is all I'm saying. All right, 308 00:11:52,814 --> 00:11:54,649 - are we ready for this? - Yeah. 309 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:56,784 - Yeah. - All right. Here we come. 310 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,119 Hello? 311 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,420 Hi. 312 00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:02,600 - Hi. - There's my grandson. 313 00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:03,710 Hi. 314 00:12:03,711 --> 00:12:04,826 - Hi. - Hey. 315 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:06,610 - There you go. - Wow. This place is really 316 00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:08,153 - coming together. - Thank you. 317 00:12:08,154 --> 00:12:10,064 - Yeah, yeah. - Hey, Toby, every time 318 00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:12,133 I see you, I-I swear you're skinnier. 319 00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:14,393 Oh. Yeah. Thanks. 320 00:12:14,394 --> 00:12:15,985 You doing paleo or aikido or, 321 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,944 yeah, are you intermittent fasting? 322 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,970 More like, uh, intermittent stressing. 323 00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:22,343 You know, what-what you do is, for 22 hours a day, 324 00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:24,145 you stress, uh, uh, over your baby, 325 00:12:24,146 --> 00:12:25,780 and you stress about your mortgage, and then, 326 00:12:25,781 --> 00:12:27,348 you just sleep for the other two hours. 327 00:12:27,349 --> 00:12:29,517 - Hmm. - Yeah, the weight just falls off. 328 00:12:29,518 --> 00:12:31,752 Too bad it doesn't work for me. 329 00:12:31,753 --> 00:12:35,356 I keep telling you, you have to stress harder. 330 00:12:35,357 --> 00:12:37,191 Ooh, I think that's Anna. 331 00:12:37,192 --> 00:12:39,174 - Come on. Let's all go wash our hands. - Yeah. 332 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,728 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 333 00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:42,049 - Hey. - How are you doing? 334 00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,798 Good. Madison, please don't do the voice. 335 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:45,299 - Okay. - Listen, 336 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,868 I... I'm great, Jack is great. 337 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:50,226 Today, we're just gonna keep things very light. 338 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,506 - Right? And positive. - Okay. Okay. 339 00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:54,175 - Okay. - I am... I am so your girl. 340 00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:55,790 I was head cheerleader in high school, 341 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,478 and I was one of those bar mitzvah 342 00:12:57,479 --> 00:12:58,767 party starters in college. 343 00:12:58,768 --> 00:13:01,115 If there's anyone who can keep things peppy, 344 00:13:01,116 --> 00:13:03,097 you're looking at her. 345 00:13:03,098 --> 00:13:04,878 I know you guys have been through a lot 346 00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:06,738 over the last couple months, but 347 00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:09,485 today is about the next chapter. 348 00:13:09,486 --> 00:13:12,378 Today, we're going to go over the basics of how to care 349 00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:14,571 for your blind infant, to make sure 350 00:13:14,572 --> 00:13:17,817 he has everything he needs physically and developmentally. 351 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:20,644 Great. Great. Right? 352 00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:23,638 We're so eager to learn. 353 00:13:23,639 --> 00:13:26,324 What? Oh, you want to take notes, Jack? 354 00:13:26,325 --> 00:13:27,816 Oh. 355 00:13:27,817 --> 00:13:30,042 He wants us to take the notes. He's just gonna listen. 356 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,636 He's just gonna listen, right? 357 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,062 Ha! Too funny. 358 00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:36,751 Okay. 359 00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:39,453 Uh, so, first question. 360 00:13:39,454 --> 00:13:41,455 - I know this is a new house. - Mm. 361 00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:43,090 Are you happy with the furniture 362 00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:45,255 - and where everything is? - Uh... 363 00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:47,428 Why? Are you an interior designer, too? 364 00:13:47,429 --> 00:13:49,413 I ask because Jack is already starting 365 00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,539 to absorb the layout of the new home. 366 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,332 So, if the furniture stays put, 367 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,092 then it makes it easier for him to learn each room. 368 00:13:56,093 --> 00:13:58,495 - Mm. - Different floor textures help, too. 369 00:13:58,496 --> 00:14:02,476 Uh, carpeting in one room, tile in the next. 370 00:14:02,477 --> 00:14:04,745 That's smart. 371 00:14:04,746 --> 00:14:07,624 Okay, so, I'd like to start with an activity. 372 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:11,252 We will all take a notepad, choose a room, and write down 373 00:14:11,253 --> 00:14:13,745 anything you think might be dangerous 374 00:14:13,746 --> 00:14:16,747 or of concern to Baby Jack once he starts to crawl. 375 00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,998 What are we doing for you today? 376 00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:26,267 I was thinking something like this. 377 00:14:26,268 --> 00:14:29,603 Oh, bold! I love it! 378 00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:32,373 Here. Let me clean up my station, and I'll come grab you? 379 00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:34,608 Hey. 380 00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:36,443 Are you sure about this? 381 00:14:36,444 --> 00:14:38,145 Yup. 382 00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,780 Okay. 383 00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:42,016 As long as you're sure. 384 00:14:42,017 --> 00:14:43,790 I mean, I-I want you to express yourself, 385 00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:46,887 you know, I really do, but this is... this is a big decision. 386 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:51,158 I know, which is why you've made me think about this all summer. 387 00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:53,160 Can you just... ? 388 00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,401 So, this is what a bus is like. 389 00:15:00,402 --> 00:15:02,736 I've been on a bus before, Dej. 390 00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,638 I know this is important to you. 391 00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,364 I'm just trying to wrap my head around it. 392 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,275 - So, humor me here, okay? - Okay. 393 00:15:08,276 --> 00:15:10,177 Well, how about we don't sit together 394 00:15:10,178 --> 00:15:13,681 so you can see what it'll really be like for me riding it alone? 395 00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:16,150 It's a good idea. 396 00:15:16,151 --> 00:15:18,285 Mm-hmm. 397 00:15:30,498 --> 00:15:32,199 I told you all the good stuff. 398 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,634 I told you all the good stuff. 399 00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:35,402 I told you all the good stuff, Grayson. 400 00:15:46,748 --> 00:15:48,349 People get buried in their phones. 401 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,941 When I was growing up, 402 00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:51,967 if you weren't home, they didn't get ahold of you. 403 00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:53,426 Frankly, I think people get ahold of you 404 00:15:53,427 --> 00:15:55,419 too easily now-a-days. 405 00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:02,396 I'd like to disappear every now and then. 406 00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:05,232 Excuse me. Can I sit next to my daughter? 407 00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,735 Yeah. All right. 408 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,477 What was he talking to you about? 409 00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:19,680 The Democratic primary. I don't know. 410 00:16:21,116 --> 00:16:23,284 Randall, he was a weirdo. 411 00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:25,519 The bus is full of weirdos. 412 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,922 But I can handle myself. 413 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:33,994 Why do you even care about riding the bus so much? 414 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:35,529 It's faster if I drive you. 415 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,398 You moved us here. 416 00:16:37,399 --> 00:16:39,166 You wanted me to live in Philadelphia, 417 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,968 so let me live in Philadelphia. 418 00:16:40,969 --> 00:16:44,438 I am letting you live, Deja, but I am also your father. 419 00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:45,931 Okay, you're right, 420 00:16:45,932 --> 00:16:49,592 but I also had a whole life before I met you. 421 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:53,019 We grew up real different, Randall. 422 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,178 The stuff that makes you uncomfortable 423 00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,038 reminds me of where I'm from. 424 00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,164 I get it. 425 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:01,724 But it is my job to worry about you. 426 00:17:01,725 --> 00:17:04,584 And you're only in the ninth grade, and I'm just 427 00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:07,644 not comfortable with it yet, so maybe next year, okay? 428 00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:10,628 Unbelievable. 429 00:17:16,061 --> 00:17:19,528 - M.C. Hammer is mad old. - Okay, I got one. 430 00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:21,730 Which member of Kris Kross do y'all think is cooler? 431 00:17:21,731 --> 00:17:23,626 Definitely Kross. 432 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,752 Neither of them are named "Kross", Randall. 433 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,896 I know. I was making a joke. 434 00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:31,440 - Sure you were. - Hey, guys, check this out. 435 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,645 ♪ Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin' ♪ 436 00:17:33,646 --> 00:17:35,844 ♪ The action, is packed in a jam like a closet ♪ 437 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:38,146 ♪ Beats bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet ♪ 438 00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:40,649 ♪ Not mean to make you sit, not mean to make you jump, but ♪ 439 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,751 ♪ Yup, make the hotties in the party shake your rump. ♪ 440 00:17:42,752 --> 00:17:44,553 It was nice, man. 441 00:17:44,554 --> 00:17:46,488 - Thanks. - ♪ And a poom-poom... ♪ 442 00:17:46,489 --> 00:17:49,256 Hey, Randall, take the next part. 443 00:17:49,257 --> 00:17:51,993 Yeah, come on. You got this, Ray. 444 00:17:51,994 --> 00:17:54,496 Yeah, come on, show us your stuff! 445 00:17:54,497 --> 00:17:56,786 ♪ And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump ♪ 446 00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:59,299 ♪ All I want to do is zoom-zoom-zoom ♪ 447 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,174 - ♪ And a poom-poom ♪ - ♪ With a poom-poom ♪ 448 00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:03,104 ♪ I like the way you comb your hair ♪ 449 00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:05,707 - ♪ Uh, I like stylish clothes you wear ♪ - ♪ Clothes and... ♪ 450 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,189 - ♪ It's just the little things you do, uh ♪ - ♪ Wear with ♪ 451 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,544 ♪ Uh, that makes me want to ♪ 452 00:18:09,545 --> 00:18:10,879 - ♪ Get with you ♪ - ♪ Get with you ♪ 453 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,113 ♪ All I want to do is... ♪ 454 00:18:12,114 --> 00:18:14,112 How is your brother blacker than you, Randall? 455 00:18:14,113 --> 00:18:16,184 Randall's an Oreo! 456 00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:27,829 I don't know what that is. 457 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,980 - Hey, is that your mom? - Hi, ladies. 458 00:18:30,981 --> 00:18:32,749 How are you? 459 00:18:34,437 --> 00:18:36,137 Hi! 460 00:18:36,138 --> 00:18:38,322 I just... I wanted to see if maybe 461 00:18:38,323 --> 00:18:39,824 you wanted to go swimming with Dad and I? 462 00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:41,806 Or play a little Marco Polo? 463 00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:43,278 Um, I'm gonna stay here. 464 00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:46,715 Okay. Hey, Bug, um... 465 00:18:49,018 --> 00:18:52,020 Have those girls ever wanted to hang out with you before today? 466 00:18:52,021 --> 00:18:55,970 I mean, I just want to make sure that you're having fun, and... 467 00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:58,272 Can you just go back to Dad, please? 468 00:19:08,504 --> 00:19:09,938 Yes. 469 00:19:16,479 --> 00:19:19,188 You are looking very trim, Toby. 470 00:19:19,189 --> 00:19:21,383 Yeah. Breastfeeding. 471 00:19:21,384 --> 00:19:22,446 Burns calories. 472 00:19:22,447 --> 00:19:23,785 - Ah. - Yeah. 473 00:19:23,786 --> 00:19:26,488 How are you holding up? 474 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,049 Honestly? 475 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,229 Hanging on by a thread. 476 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,495 Yeah. 477 00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:35,928 I have... I've just... I've never worried 478 00:19:35,929 --> 00:19:37,720 about so many things all at once. 479 00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:40,056 Is one of those things Kate? 480 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,280 You know, a few months ago... 481 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:51,880 ... when we found out that, uh, something was wrong, 482 00:19:51,881 --> 00:19:54,516 I remember the new eye doctor coming in 483 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:59,340 and telling us that... Jack wasn't responding 484 00:19:59,341 --> 00:20:00,989 - to visual cues. - Mm. 485 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:05,026 I remember him saying the word "retina". 486 00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:07,747 And then, everything just kind of went, 487 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,931 "Wah-wah, wah-wah, wah-wah." 488 00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:13,138 You know, Charlie Brown's mother, just noise. 489 00:20:13,139 --> 00:20:15,036 And I look over, 490 00:20:15,037 --> 00:20:19,668 and Kate is sitting up real straight. 491 00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:21,225 - Mm-hmm. - You know, like when she... 492 00:20:21,226 --> 00:20:22,808 when she really locks in on something, 493 00:20:22,809 --> 00:20:24,913 and she is nodding. 494 00:20:27,383 --> 00:20:31,052 My amazing wife just... nodding her head 495 00:20:31,053 --> 00:20:34,240 as if someone is giving her a bad weather report. 496 00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:40,011 And she's, uh... 497 00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:44,125 She has been that way every single day since. 498 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:48,536 You know, just steady. 499 00:20:52,813 --> 00:20:55,114 To be honest, I'm kind of in awe of her. 500 00:20:57,113 --> 00:21:00,315 So I shouldn't be concerned? 501 00:21:01,951 --> 00:21:05,420 She's overeating, Rebecca. 502 00:21:05,421 --> 00:21:08,723 And I know that that is just a way of... 503 00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:11,893 dealing with difficult emotions. 504 00:21:11,894 --> 00:21:16,765 But of all of the things that I am worried about right now... 505 00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:19,100 she's at the top of my list. 506 00:21:20,436 --> 00:21:22,003 You know? 507 00:21:35,718 --> 00:21:37,152 I know. 508 00:21:38,487 --> 00:21:40,822 Yeah, I do know. 509 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,777 Hey, pretty lady. 510 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,278 What you sitting out here for? 511 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:56,048 Oh. Hey, guys. How was the... 512 00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,649 bus? 513 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,384 I was gonna say, "How was the bus?" 514 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,710 Yeah. 515 00:22:00,711 --> 00:22:02,990 I'm gonna go out on a limb here 516 00:22:02,991 --> 00:22:05,457 and say the bus ride did not go well. 517 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,598 A man sat next to her, 518 00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:09,361 I freaked out and forbade the bus. 519 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,395 - Oh. - So... 520 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,764 Deja's not too thrilled with me. 521 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,768 I'm gonna go out on that same limb 522 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,404 and say that the haircut didn't go so great, either. 523 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,073 - It did not. - Mm. 524 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:28,046 She's just gonna look so different, you know? 525 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,015 My little girl. 526 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,184 I love her hair. 527 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:35,053 I love when people say that we look alike. 528 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:38,056 But, I don't know, first it's the new haircut, 529 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,591 and then it's clothes, and... 530 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,594 before long the little girl I knew like the back of my hand 531 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,563 is someone completely new, 532 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,566 and it just... makes me so sad. 533 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,686 They're changing so fast. 534 00:22:51,901 --> 00:22:54,069 I remember when I was their age. 535 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,381 There was so much going on in my brain. 536 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:05,917 And I'm talking real, complicated adult stuff. 537 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,928 I hope moving to Philadelphia was a good idea. 538 00:23:18,031 --> 00:23:20,465 I know it's gonna be. 539 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:21,967 Hey, guys. 540 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,673 I-I know it's really different. 541 00:23:31,044 --> 00:23:34,323 You know, I couldn't... really picture it before, 542 00:23:34,324 --> 00:23:36,214 but now that I see it... 543 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,750 baby, you never looked more beautiful. 544 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,419 Really? 545 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,720 I love it. 546 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,824 - I love it. - Me, too. 547 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,770 All right, come on, we gotta get 548 00:23:47,771 --> 00:23:50,796 our classic Pearson family fun afternoon on. 549 00:23:52,025 --> 00:23:55,200 Been waiting all day for this! 550 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,071 Hey! You ruined it! 551 00:23:59,072 --> 00:24:00,776 You embarrassed me in front of my friends. 552 00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:01,983 - That's why! - No! 553 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:05,634 - I'm not! - Hey! 554 00:24:05,635 --> 00:24:06,659 Yes, you are! 555 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,884 - No, I'm not! - Hey, hey, hey! Stop! 556 00:24:07,885 --> 00:24:08,885 Both of you, stop! 557 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,683 - What's going on, huh? - Nothing. 558 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,586 Nothing? 559 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,721 We were just roughhousing. 560 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,426 - So you're good? - Yeah. 561 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:23,462 Yeah, we're fine. 562 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,863 All right. 563 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:40,012 You embarrassed me in front of my friends, 564 00:24:40,013 --> 00:24:42,481 and you liked doing it. 565 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,850 You're supposed to be my brother. 566 00:24:56,341 --> 00:25:00,466 _ 567 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,403 Hey. What's up? 568 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,808 Oh, they want to meet with me? 569 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,339 Oh, well, that's great. That's great. 570 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:13,345 Tomorrow? 571 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,273 Uh, well, tomorrow, 572 00:25:15,274 --> 00:25:17,616 that means I'd have to get on a flight tonight. 573 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,285 Uh... 574 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,554 just let me think about it, okay? 575 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,657 Thank you. 576 00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:38,028 ... 53 sharp corners and four electric cords. 577 00:25:38,029 --> 00:25:39,061 Mm. 578 00:25:39,062 --> 00:25:41,873 ♪ And two turtledoves... ♪ 579 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,843 And a partridge in... a pear tree, hmm? 580 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,478 Okay. 581 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:50,107 Any hanging cords that a baby can pull down, 582 00:25:50,108 --> 00:25:51,726 we also want to avoid. 583 00:25:51,727 --> 00:25:54,085 Yeah, we are all over the electrical cords. 584 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,188 And we have someone coming to, uh, 585 00:25:56,189 --> 00:25:57,756 wall-mount that bad boy next week. 586 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,591 I know we splurged a little. 587 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:00,959 We just wanted a great TV. 588 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,016 You know, have little Jack 589 00:26:03,017 --> 00:26:05,130 starting to watch the Steelers really young. 590 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,570 Yeah, and you'll just explain to him 591 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,615 everything that's happening... like you did with me. 592 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:17,075 Absolutely. Absolutely. 593 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,111 Mm-hmm. 594 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,614 Yeah, I'll just, uh, narrate, and then he'll... 595 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:24,416 understand. 596 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:31,089 I'm sorry. I promised myself that I wouldn't do this. 597 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,291 - It's okay. - Oh, I'm really sorry. Just give me a second. 598 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,793 Please don't follow me. 599 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,461 Okay. 600 00:26:54,428 --> 00:26:55,729 Hey. 601 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:03,146 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 602 00:27:03,147 --> 00:27:04,213 Hey, hey, hey. 603 00:27:04,214 --> 00:27:05,982 Okay. Look, it's... 604 00:27:05,983 --> 00:27:08,651 Relax, man, I'm trying to have a moment with you, okay? 605 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,594 Am I a good person? 606 00:27:21,665 --> 00:27:24,834 You know you're 187 days old today, Jack. 607 00:27:24,835 --> 00:27:27,036 So, you know, it's pretty important. 608 00:27:27,037 --> 00:27:29,472 You know how I know that? 609 00:27:29,473 --> 00:27:33,276 Because I am 187 days sober today. 610 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:38,548 Which... 611 00:27:38,549 --> 00:27:41,910 seems like an absolute eternity when you're trying not to drink, 612 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:43,363 but I look at you, and... 613 00:27:43,364 --> 00:27:45,655 it doesn't seem like any time at all. 614 00:27:45,656 --> 00:27:47,523 You're so... 615 00:27:47,524 --> 00:27:49,158 new. 616 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,961 Not me. 617 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:58,751 I'm a year away from 40... 618 00:27:58,752 --> 00:28:01,144 40 years old, and the most successful relationship 619 00:28:01,145 --> 00:28:03,613 I have in my life is with a frickin' house plant. 620 00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:07,403 Yeah, of course I think you're a good person, Kev. 621 00:28:08,886 --> 00:28:10,987 Why? 622 00:28:10,988 --> 00:28:13,089 I do so many bad things. 623 00:28:25,169 --> 00:28:26,603 Look... 624 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:28,705 you and me... 625 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:31,474 we come from a long line of Pearson men 626 00:28:31,475 --> 00:28:34,842 who've got a lot of... mixed-up stuff 627 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:38,014 inside of us. 628 00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:40,483 I should just take that movie in Chicago. 629 00:28:40,484 --> 00:28:44,220 Just take another movie, you know, stay busy. 630 00:28:44,221 --> 00:28:45,646 Focus on being clean. 631 00:28:45,647 --> 00:28:47,824 That's... 632 00:28:47,825 --> 00:28:50,207 the important thing. 633 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:52,266 And it's much easier on set, anyway. 634 00:28:52,267 --> 00:28:54,693 I mean, the director tells me to do something, and I do it. 635 00:28:54,694 --> 00:28:57,753 He says, "Smile", and I smile. 636 00:28:57,754 --> 00:29:00,592 He says, "Laugh", and I laugh. 637 00:29:00,593 --> 00:29:02,460 He says, "Cry", and I cry. 638 00:29:02,461 --> 00:29:05,642 And then he yells, "Cut!" and... 639 00:29:12,216 --> 00:29:14,818 ... and it's just me again. 640 00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:20,265 I think that's the problem. 641 00:29:22,193 --> 00:29:24,350 Hey, you want to know what worked for me? 642 00:29:24,351 --> 00:29:26,162 Hmm? 643 00:29:26,163 --> 00:29:29,299 Having people you care about. 644 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,534 People you want to take care of. 645 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:36,283 That will turn you into the man that you want to be. 646 00:29:38,275 --> 00:29:40,410 But the fact that you're already asking 647 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:42,645 these kind of questions... 648 00:29:42,646 --> 00:29:44,714 that's a good sign. 649 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:48,184 Okay. 650 00:29:48,185 --> 00:29:49,552 Thanks. 651 00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:59,629 Hey. 652 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:01,515 Hey. 653 00:30:01,516 --> 00:30:03,174 How long were you, uh... ? 654 00:30:03,175 --> 00:30:04,868 Just for a few seconds. 655 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:06,236 - Oh. - But I heard 656 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:07,677 everything else on the baby monitor. 657 00:30:08,992 --> 00:30:10,426 Aw, come on. 658 00:30:19,049 --> 00:30:21,217 Are you okay? 659 00:30:22,553 --> 00:30:24,554 Everyone's worried about you. 660 00:30:24,555 --> 00:30:27,190 Mm-hmm. 661 00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,192 I know. 662 00:30:31,328 --> 00:30:34,063 You know, so many doctors warned me. 663 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,035 So many doctors told me not to have a baby. 664 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,404 Told me... 665 00:30:44,405 --> 00:30:47,698 ... about the risks, but I decided to... 666 00:30:47,699 --> 00:30:49,700 do it anyway. 667 00:30:52,449 --> 00:30:54,636 It's hard not to feel like it's my fault. 668 00:30:54,637 --> 00:30:55,994 - Kate, come on... - No. 669 00:30:55,995 --> 00:30:57,987 Let me wallow. 670 00:31:05,645 --> 00:31:08,246 Why does he cry every time I go to pick him up? 671 00:31:09,433 --> 00:31:12,135 Am I doing something wrong? 672 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:13,703 No. 673 00:31:13,704 --> 00:31:15,900 - No. - He, like, loses his mind 674 00:31:15,901 --> 00:31:18,408 every time I go to pick him up. I... 675 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:20,610 - Oh. - I don't think he likes me. 676 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:22,612 No, no, no, no, no. He likes you fine. 677 00:31:22,613 --> 00:31:25,930 You just, you have to warn him first. 678 00:31:25,931 --> 00:31:28,257 Right? Because he can't see you, so you have to... 679 00:31:28,258 --> 00:31:30,420 you got to brace him for what's coming. 680 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,297 Right? So then you just, 681 00:31:32,298 --> 00:31:34,958 - you narrate what's happening. - Okay. 682 00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:36,904 Right? So all the baby stuff 683 00:31:36,905 --> 00:31:39,195 - that you normally do with your face... - Mm-hmm. 684 00:31:39,196 --> 00:31:41,998 ... it's with your voice and with your touch. 685 00:31:41,999 --> 00:31:43,800 - Oh. - Yeah. 686 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,168 Right? Okay. 687 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,036 Hey, buddy, it's your mama. 688 00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:50,302 Can you feel my hand? 689 00:31:50,303 --> 00:31:52,361 Okay, I'm gonna pick you up now, okay? 690 00:31:52,362 --> 00:31:54,320 Okay, bud? 691 00:31:54,321 --> 00:31:56,213 Okay. 692 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,739 Oh, my goodness. Hi. 693 00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:00,632 Come here. 694 00:32:00,633 --> 00:32:02,024 - Yeah? - Yeah. 695 00:32:02,025 --> 00:32:05,493 Okay, I'm gonna give you to Uncle Kev, okay? 696 00:32:05,494 --> 00:32:07,553 You're gonna love him. 697 00:32:07,554 --> 00:32:09,532 And he always smells really expensive. 698 00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:12,259 I got you. 699 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:14,063 So I'm your Uncle Kevin. 700 00:32:14,064 --> 00:32:16,154 Yeah. 701 00:32:16,155 --> 00:32:17,913 I'm gonna teach you how to pick up girls. 702 00:32:17,914 --> 00:32:19,906 We're gonna do that. Or boys. 703 00:32:19,907 --> 00:32:23,500 Or robots, if that's what people are into in the future. 704 00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:25,326 Oh, this is great. 705 00:32:25,327 --> 00:32:27,185 Hey. Hey. 706 00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:28,620 Oh, he's perfect. 707 00:32:31,982 --> 00:32:34,417 Cliff really said he wanted to kiss me? 708 00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:36,450 Yes. Just go behind the snack shack 709 00:32:36,451 --> 00:32:37,753 and he'll meet you back there. 710 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,258 Okay. 711 00:32:51,227 --> 00:32:52,802 Hey, Kate. 712 00:32:52,803 --> 00:32:55,038 Stewart? 713 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,373 Oh, Stewart. 714 00:32:58,642 --> 00:33:01,220 Who did you think it was gonna be? 715 00:33:01,221 --> 00:33:03,213 Cliff Ward. 716 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:05,849 Who did you think I was gonna be? 717 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:08,551 You. 718 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:14,390 We can just stand here for a minute 719 00:33:14,391 --> 00:33:16,326 and they'll all leave. 720 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:18,027 Okay. 721 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,000 You know what? 722 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,502 No. 723 00:33:37,748 --> 00:33:41,342 Okay, so tell me about this movie offer in Chicago. 724 00:33:41,343 --> 00:33:43,653 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna take it, though, you know? 725 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:45,814 I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna stay here with you guys. 726 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:49,425 'Cause I'm so helpful. 727 00:33:49,426 --> 00:33:52,028 I wish that you would have 728 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,697 as much compassion for yourself as you do for me. 729 00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:58,234 Go to Chicago. 730 00:33:58,235 --> 00:34:00,703 Do this movie. Focus on your sobriety. 731 00:34:00,704 --> 00:34:03,773 You're gonna be Jack's uncle for your entire life. 732 00:34:03,774 --> 00:34:06,409 And he's gonna need you at your best. 733 00:34:10,814 --> 00:34:12,315 He's the luckiest kid in the world 734 00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,756 to have you as a mom, you know that? 735 00:34:16,654 --> 00:34:19,222 Aren't you? Do you know that? 736 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,657 Let me look at you. 737 00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:22,125 Ah. 738 00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:25,228 Oh, you're gorgeous. You're gorgeous. 739 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:29,432 Okay. 740 00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:31,201 So here's what's up. 741 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,835 I know this is all new 742 00:34:32,836 --> 00:34:34,671 and I know that everyone is worried 743 00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:36,272 about us and about me. 744 00:34:36,273 --> 00:34:38,975 Jack can't see, 745 00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:41,711 but he can hear, he can sense, he can feel. 746 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,980 And I don't want worry 747 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:45,782 to be the prevailing feeling in this home. 748 00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:47,717 I want it to be hope. 749 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:50,520 I mean, we spent the entire day being worried about 750 00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:53,356 what we have to limit around here in order to protect him. 751 00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:55,716 That's just not how we roll in this house. 752 00:34:55,717 --> 00:34:58,294 No... No offense, Anna, I'm sorry. I know that's like 753 00:34:58,295 --> 00:34:59,845 - a monster part of your job. - It's all good. 754 00:34:59,846 --> 00:35:02,265 Okay. My son is gonna live 755 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,033 a life without limits. 756 00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:05,902 I know my family can't give him sight, 757 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:07,470 but they can damn sure give him that. 758 00:35:07,471 --> 00:35:10,573 So... who's in? 759 00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:14,277 Well, you had me at, "Okay, so here's what's up." 760 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,679 Mom? 761 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,315 Of course I'm in. Of course. 762 00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:22,619 I know that w-we're all trying to have a family moment, 763 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,525 but he... this is a... his, uh, pants are a disaster right now. 764 00:35:25,526 --> 00:35:27,557 He's... That's foul. 765 00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:28,858 Oh. 766 00:35:28,859 --> 00:35:30,660 Did he just laugh? Did you just laugh? 767 00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:42,305 - We really have to do this? - Yes, we have to. 768 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,097 And we're gonna do a thing first, 769 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:45,365 so settle in. 770 00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:48,278 Uh, there's no denying it. 771 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:50,179 You three are getting old. 772 00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:53,263 Old as dirt. So I think it's time, 773 00:35:53,264 --> 00:35:55,585 uh, we let you girls in on a little game 774 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:57,353 your mother and I play. 775 00:35:57,354 --> 00:35:59,522 It's called "Worst Case Scenario". 776 00:35:59,523 --> 00:36:00,957 - No. - Ah. 777 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,825 Now, the rules are simple. 778 00:36:02,826 --> 00:36:05,894 We all go around and we say "worst case scenario", 779 00:36:05,895 --> 00:36:09,132 and then our biggest fears as to the worst possible way 780 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:11,434 our lives could go from this move. 781 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:13,536 Now, if you don't want to go, you don't have to, but... 782 00:36:13,537 --> 00:36:15,004 Worst case scenario: 783 00:36:15,005 --> 00:36:17,106 Randall never gets over himself 784 00:36:17,107 --> 00:36:19,193 and I have to spend the next four years 785 00:36:19,194 --> 00:36:21,110 trapped in my room like Rapunzel. 786 00:36:21,111 --> 00:36:23,613 Wow. That was good. 787 00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:25,348 I'm a fast learner. 788 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,016 My turn. 789 00:36:27,017 --> 00:36:28,985 Worst case scenario: 790 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:32,322 Tomorrow when Deja takes the bus to school, she forgets 791 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:33,956 to text me the moment she arrives, 792 00:36:33,957 --> 00:36:36,993 and then I'm forced to ground her until she turns 18. 793 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:38,394 W-W-Wait. You're gonna let me... 794 00:36:38,395 --> 00:36:40,797 A text the moment you get to school. 795 00:36:40,798 --> 00:36:42,131 Every single day. 796 00:36:42,132 --> 00:36:44,415 Yes, sir. 797 00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:46,869 All right, worst case scenario. 798 00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:50,924 Um, that I project my own stuff 799 00:36:50,925 --> 00:36:52,909 on to you girls, making you feel 800 00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:55,445 anything less than your wonderful, beautiful, 801 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,847 wildly unique selves. 802 00:36:59,516 --> 00:37:00,883 Tess. 803 00:37:00,884 --> 00:37:03,119 I don't have one. 804 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,487 Nothing? 805 00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:06,789 Nope. Philly looks good on me. 806 00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:09,058 Worst case scenario: 807 00:37:09,059 --> 00:37:11,327 All of my friends back home forget about me. 808 00:37:11,328 --> 00:37:15,398 Wow, babe. Have you been worried about that? 809 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,767 Why didn't you say anything sooner? 810 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:20,103 I'm just messing with you. 811 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:21,304 All right. 812 00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:22,705 So... 813 00:37:22,706 --> 00:37:24,273 We ready to do this? 814 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,778 - Last one up the steps is buying cheese steaks. - Wait. 815 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:31,581 - Wait! - Go! 816 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,032 - Hey. - Hi. 817 00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:52,168 Nacho? 818 00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:54,437 Yes. Thanks. 819 00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,038 - What happened? - Ugh. 820 00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:58,341 I'm just eating my worries about Kate. 821 00:37:58,342 --> 00:38:00,042 Don't judge. Okay? 822 00:38:00,043 --> 00:38:01,677 Mm. 823 00:38:01,678 --> 00:38:05,648 Kevin asked me if I think he's a good person. 824 00:38:05,649 --> 00:38:07,717 - What? - Yeah. 825 00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:09,285 What did you tell him? 826 00:38:09,286 --> 00:38:12,503 Something... Something about complicated men. 827 00:38:13,563 --> 00:38:15,191 Did he feel better? 828 00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:18,594 - I have no idea. - Hmm. 829 00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:24,500 Hey. Do you remember when we used to come here 830 00:38:24,501 --> 00:38:26,477 - way back when? - Mm-hmm. 831 00:38:26,478 --> 00:38:28,271 And our biggest problem 832 00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:31,040 was getting the kids to put their floaties on? 833 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:33,976 Yeah. 834 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:47,824 What airline? 835 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,392 American, please. 836 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,582 Hey. 837 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:49,151 Hey. 838 00:39:51,298 --> 00:39:53,656 All right, I'll be back in a little bit. 839 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:57,527 Babe, are you sure that you want to go to the grocery store now? 840 00:39:57,528 --> 00:39:59,763 I mean, we-we have stuff for breakfast. 841 00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:01,564 Yeah, I like going when the store's not so crowded. 842 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:03,165 - Mm. Okay. - All right. 843 00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:06,235 - Love you guys. - Love you. 844 00:40:26,557 --> 00:40:28,958 Hey, Bug. 845 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:31,627 How was it hanging with your new friends? 846 00:40:31,628 --> 00:40:34,864 Good. Thanks. 847 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,851 I didn't need you to come. 848 00:40:55,852 --> 00:40:59,221 I know. 849 00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:10,199 You guys have a good end-of-summer pool day? 850 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,636 Yeah. 851 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,937 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 851 00:41:15,305 --> 00:41:21,862 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org60019

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