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Man: I know maybe a dozen reporters,
guys you know, too,
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who tell me they've been
pitching you this story
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for almost a year with no luck.
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Yeah, I'm not crazy about
being interviewed in print.
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Print journalists play it fast and loose
with exclamation points.
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I love the news
becomes I love the news!
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Suddenly I'm deranged.
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- So why now?
- Huh?
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Why are you agreeing
to this piece now?
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- You don't happen to have a cigarette?
- No.
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- Why now?
- Ah, right here.
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Why do you want this now?
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I want some sort of document about
what we've been trying to do here.
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Like the king
at the end of Camelot
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telling the boy to run behind the lines
from village to village
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telling people about,
you know...
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- Camelot.
- Yeah.
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I'm asking why
you reached out to me.
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Because, your recent complications
notwithstanding,
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you cover the media better
than anyone out there.
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You haven't lost your touch for complimenting
and insulting someone at the same time.
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Thank you.
I appreciate it.
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But it wasn't meant as an insult,
Brian.
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Your life's been in
news magazines,
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- and news magazines aren't...
- I know.
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As many pages long
as they used to be.
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What kind of access
are we talking about?
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Here's what I'll offer.
You spend a few days here,
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talk to whoever you want,
but it's all off the record.
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- Not even background.
- What good does that do me?
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If I like how it feels,
then we go ahead.
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But I still get to tell you
what can retroactively
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go on the record from
the tryout period.
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- You're asking me to audition?
- Yeah.
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Why would I do that?
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I can think of some reasons.
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Four years ago, you were on
the masthead at Newsweek,
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turning out ten
cover stories a year
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Your fucking disdain
for the Internet--
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Is matched only by your
fucking disdain for the Internet.
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You took a buyout when
Newsweek was sold to IAC
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and rolled the money into a start-up,
thinking you'd be the next Huffington Post.
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How'd it work out?
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We filed for bankruptcy.
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The Sunday Times Magazine,
Vanity Fair,
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GQ, The New Republic,
The Atlantic--
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Everybody's offered the cover
and I get to pick the writer.
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I'm going with New York Magazine and you.
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So, you okay with the audition?
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Are you prepared to talk
about your Republicanism?
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You say that
like I've got polio.
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Are you prepared to talk
about having polio?
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I grew up in a town outside of town
outside Lincoln, Nebraska.
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My hometown was a road.
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I was a college freshman
before I met a Democrat.
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What about our history?
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Brian, your problem with me
back in the day
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was that I was a moderate,
sane Republican
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who refused to take a position on anything
for fear I would lose viewers.
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Just as moderate,
sane Republicans on the Hill
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refuse to take a position for fear
they'll lose primary voters.
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I had a nightly rundown that went
out of its way to avoid reporting the news.
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And then Mackenzie McHale
came along
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and I'm attacking my own party
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for not standing up
to its attackers.
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Isn't that what you wanted me to do
back when you were calling me a coward?
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Yeah, but that's not
the history I'm talking about
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and you already knew that,
so please stop fucking around with me.
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One parenthetical sentence
in the second graph.
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"Full disclosure.
I've been a friend of Mackenzie McHale's
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- since the late '90s."
- And you?
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An email went to 178,000 people
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and was reported on
our own morning show.
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That's all you know
and that's all you'll report.
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That's fine with me.
But that's the last time
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you'll tell me what
I will or won't report.
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- I'm not your stenographer.
- Do we have a deal?
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Yeah, now why do you need
someone to run from village to village?
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Is something about
to happen to Camelot?
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Maybe.
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First, you have to learn
what our whole philosophy is.
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Hang out, we'll talk later.
I have to go to a meeting with Reese Lansing.
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What's it about?
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Suspending our whole philosophy.
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Good to see you again, Brian.
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He should be here any minute.
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Sorry I'm late.
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All right, I'm not gonna tell you
what to put on the air.
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You're not allowed to tell us
what to put on the air.
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( Chuckles )
So I'm just gonna tell you the facts.
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You got mugged last week.
You got bludgeoned.
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- It's Casey Anthony.
- Hang on, wait. She may just be right.
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- We knew we'd take a small hit.
- There's nothing small.
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Let me just give you the facts and then
invite you to draw your own conclusion.
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Nancy Grace averages 283,000
viewers on HLN.
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Her time period
competitor News Night
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averages 960,000.
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One week ago, HLN begins coverage
of the Casey Anthony trial
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and Nancy's audience increases
to 1.5 million viewers
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while News Night's audience
drops to 460,000,
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sending you from second to fifth place
in the course of five days.
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A feat I previously thought
was only accomplishable
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by the New York Mets.
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Whose idea was it to not cover
the Casey Anthony trial?
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All:
It was mine.
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I think the three of you
should have a vaudeville act.
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I'm not kidding.
I'm gonna send you on a fucking tour.
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It was hers.
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Mackenzie, I've never seen
a more vivid picture of why viewers left,
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where they went to, and why.
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You said why twice.
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You chose not to work for PBS.
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You chose not to work for NPR.
You have a ratings obligation.
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No, you have
a ratings obligation.
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You're in business
with the advertisers.
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I'm in business
with the viewers.
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You just lost their business.
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That's all.
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Do what you want
with the information.
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I'll not be taken down by this
psychotic cocktail waitress.
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That's right, we just keep playing our game,
wait it out and just...
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How long can the trial go on?
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I've seen the witness list.
It'll run around six weeks
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plus summations plus deliberation.
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- We'll never make it.
- That's right, so--
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Wait, when you said
we wouldn't be taken down
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by this psychotic
cocktail waitress,
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did you mean we weren't
gonna cave or that we were?
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- You're gonna cover Casey Anthony.
- Bullshit we are.
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We have the three-day weekend
to gear up for it.
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- Charlie.
- Starting Tuesday, you'll lead with her in the A block.
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Give it 15 minutes and a five-minute reset
on the half hour.
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Seriously, I can't tell
if you're joking or--
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- Did you just hear those numbers?
- Yes.
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Half our audience
changed the channel in one week.
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- I understand.
- Do you?
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- Do I understand math?
- Do you understand that it's unprecedented?
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I'm not gonna argue with you
when Will can do it for me.
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He's never gonna go for this.
Tell him.
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Have marketing promo the living shit
out of Casey Anthony.
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Oh, my God.
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Rename the show Casey Anthony Night
with Casey Anthony.
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- Will, hang on.
- Right here on the Casey Anthony Network.
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- Mac.
- 'Cause any second I'm going to wake up
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and be back in a room with Don Quixote
and the mission to civilize.
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- Listen to me.
- No. How many drinks were thrown in your face
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because you didn't think
people should be watching
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The Real Morons of South Beach
or whatever the hell it's called?
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- It's not the same thing.
- It's exactly the same thing.
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It's just worse.
A child is dead.
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A very troubled young mother
either did or didn't murder her.
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Her parents are waiting to find out
if their daughter's going to get the needle.
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So thank God for TiVo,
otherwise we wouldn't be able to sit down--
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- It's news.
- Yeah, say that three times and click your heels.
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It's entertainment.
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And it's just--
Just this side of a snuff film.
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- Sit down, Mac.
- No, I don't want to sit.
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- Do it anyway, please.
- 15 at the top, that's a quarter of the show.
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- Mac.
- And five at the bottom for a reset?
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Please sit!
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- Think I like it?
- I know you don't.
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It makes me sick.
There isn't enough bourbon in Kentucky.
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Okay?
We're in the same place on this.
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So let's be in the same place on this.
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We've had ratings dips before.
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First of all, not like this.
Nothing like this.
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Second, I want the debate.
The three of us have talked about a new debate format
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for months and we're not going to be able
to do it if they don't give us a debate.
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- I just really--
- They're not gonna give us a debate
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if we're in fifth place.
I want the debate.
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I want to fundamentally
change the way
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we interview presidential
candidates for their job.
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If that means we have
to be Jerry Springer
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for a few weeks,
I'm willing to pay that price.
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When the going gets tough,
the two of you really man up.
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Then go with your principles,
Mac, but know
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a ratings hit like this
is all Leona needs
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to fire Will without
having to explain why.
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- All right.
- You'll do it as classy as you can.
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I'll have Will wear
a top hat and monocle
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while he's showing pictures
of the wet T-shirt contest.
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I'm sorry about
the outburst in there.
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Yeah, I'm not sure it was
all about Casey Anthony.
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- How did it go?
- He's doing it.
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Then he has to disclose
that we were--
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I told him one parenthetical
in the second graph.
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That's it.
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He needs to be seen
as a heavyweight again, Mac.
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He's not gonna write a tell-all.
You're fine.
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Murrow did Person to Person.
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Celebrity interviews.
It was a deal with Paley.
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One for them, one for him.
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He interviewed Liberace, Mac,
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just so he could keep
going after McCarthy.
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Those were puff pieces.
This is poison.
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If we're gonna do this,
let's not pretend we're not doing this.
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- Jim Harper.
- Hey.
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- Brian Brenner.
- I know.
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I wasn't sure if you remembered.
It's been a few years.
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Sure.
It's good to see you.
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Are you looking at
BigGoverment.com?
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- Yeah.
- Don't make me write
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that you're using Andrew Breitbart
to research this show.
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No, we're gonna be doing a mock debate
at the end of next week.
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- A mock debate?
- The RNC is looking at Will to possibly host a debate,
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and Will and Mac have an idea
for a new debate format.
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We want to show them,
so we're each playing a candidate
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and we're gonna do a mock debate
on Michele Bachmann, so...
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- Andrew Breitbart.
- Yeah.
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Tell me about this new
debate format you guys want.
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You know, I'm not really sure what
I'm allowed to talk to you about yet.
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Do you mind if we wait until
I get some instructions?
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- Sure.
- Thanks.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- I heard you were here.
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You're not getting out
of town for the weekend?
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- Nope. How about you?
- Yeah.
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I'm going to a think tank conference
outside Baltimore.
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The Institute For Capital
Studies and Economic Growth.
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- It's gonna be a raver.
- I think it's called a rager.
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- Are you sure?
- No.
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It's either a rave
or a rager or a raver.
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Don't think the Institute For Capital Studies
and Economic Growth's gonna be any of them.
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So I stopped in
to give you a heads up.
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I might need a couple extra minutes
Tuesday night.
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I don't think I can give it to you.
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The House is going to vote up or down
on increasing the debt ceiling.
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- It's a cosmetic vote, but--
- If it's a cosmetic vote, why--
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It's news because first of all,
it'll be the first time
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in history the House lets
the US default on its debt.
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But moreover,
it'll be the first shot
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in the beginning
of a very reckless,
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extremely dangerous partisan fight
that could end in catastrophe.
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- Let me explain.
- I can't give you the time.
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- If Congress doesn't raise--
- I can't give you the extra time.
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Starting Tuesday,
I have to cover Casey Anthony.
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- I really liked that we weren't doing that.
- I really liked it, too.
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By putting the debt ceiling vote in the A block,
we'd be sending--
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I can't, Sloan.
We lost half our audience last week.
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That's not hyperbole.
That's an actual number.
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- Half our audience went to HLN at 8:00.
- Half?
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If we don't bring them home this week,
we'll have lost most of them for good
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and we could lose the debate.
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Kenzie, I'm not just trying
to get more airtime.
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This is an incredibly important--
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I had 42 and a half minutes
to work with.
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I now have 22 and a half.
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Do you know how you're gonna
budget the 22 and a half?
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Do you know what
Tuesday's news is?
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We want the debate.
That's the prize.
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Those guys are studying on a Friday night
of a three-day weekend.
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- Okay, next question.
- Congresswoman Bachmann,
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you're a proponent of reforming
Social Security and Medicare.
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Can you give us some details
of the reforms you have in mind?
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I'd start by reducing benefits for
all but current recipients
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as part of an effort to
reduce the federal deficit.
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I'd like to add that President Obama
has already transferred
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over $500 billion out of Medicare
and into Obamacare,
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which I will repeal
on my first day in office.
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Ms. Bachmann, are you aware
that presidents can't repeal laws?
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I, Jim, am aware of that,
but...
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Where are you
getting the quote?
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BigGovernment.com.
It's right here.
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- Hmm.
- What?
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Anthony Weiner's
Twitter account got hacked.
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- Can I suggest a way to turn lemons into lemonade?
- Sure.
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First you squeeze the juice from the lemons.
Then add sugar and water.
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And you're not really into this joke,
so I'm just going to say what I really wanted to say.
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The Casey Anthony story
actually gives us a chance to show
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how important the
debt ceiling story is if we lead
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with the debt ceiling
instead of Casey Anthony.
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When do you have
to go to your raver?
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- I've got plenty of time.
- Tea, can I have another?
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- Yeah.
- Hey, how about Brian Brenner?
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I've been reading him for years
and didn't know what he looked like.
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- He's cute.
- Yeah.
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- Is he single?
- He is.
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- Are you interested?
- Nope.
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That's contempt prior
to investigation.
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No, it's contempt after
thorough investigation.
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- You dated him?
- I did.
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- When?
- About six years ago.
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That's-- Wait.
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- That's--
- Yeah.
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Six years ago, you were with
the guy you were with before Will.
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Yeah.
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- But that would--
- Oh, my God, Sloan.
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It's like the land
where time stands still.
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Brian Brenner is the guy
I cheated on Will with.
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I'd been with Will for a year
and Brian started calling me again.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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- Why would he do the piece?
- Brian?
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- Yeah.
- He needs a cover story.
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And why would Will
have Brian do the piece?
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That's a perfectly fair question
to which I have no answer.
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This is really messed up.
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Look, I'll do my best to find you
the time you need for the story.
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We just need to hope there's
no new piece of nonsense
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I have to jam into my 22 minutes
of Short Attention Span Theater.
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Anthony Weiner accidently tweeted
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a picture of his groin
to 40,000 followers.
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( Whimpers )
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Weiner: And I don't consider it
that big a federal offense,
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but people want to pay attention
to it and I guess I get it.
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When you're named Weiner,
it kind of goes with the territory.
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Have you ever taken a picture
like this of yourself?
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I can tell you this,
that there are--
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I have photographs.
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I don't know what photographs
are out there in the world of me.
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I don't know what things have
been manipulated and doctored.
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And we're gonna try
to find out what happened.
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But the most important reason I want to
find out what happened is to make sure...
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Weiner, McAvoy. Call me.
You're getting terrible advice.
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( Turns off video )
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Well, the choices are to
do something or to do nothing.
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If we do nothing, then the audience
turns to the nearest guy doing something.
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What exactly
would our report be?
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That he's not answering
questions very well?
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- I don't know. Give me three minutes.
- To report what?
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I don't know. But if I do nothing,
it's gonna look like I'm protecting a liberal.
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Since when did we start caring about
what it looks like instead of what it is?
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Reports on the Tea Party won't
have credibility if we're not balanced.
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Will, you're the one
who said that balance
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for its own sake doesn't
have any place in reporting.
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One from column A and one
from column B is bullshit.
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And boorish behavior isn't the same as
taking the US Treasury hostage.
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And when the RNC boys come here on Friday,
they won't see it the same way.
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And you'll explain to them we
don't care that he's sexting.
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- We care how he votes.
- And they'll understand, give us the debate,
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let us use the format we want,
and we'll all go out for chocolate milk shakes.
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Three minutes in the B block,
please, after Casey Anthony.
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Okay.
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I know it seems like
a story that only affects
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300,000 people in Queens,
but since there's sex involved,
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we can't deny
its national importance.
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Especially since we don't know
all or even any of the facts.
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Three minutes.
I assume you want the pictures.
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Good meeting.
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I'm pretty familiar
with that tone of voice.
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- I guess you are, too?
- ( Sighs ) I am.
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No one's been hitting the Tea Party
as hard as you've been.
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- Certainly no Republican.
- That's not true.
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David Frum, Mark McKinnon,
Alan Simpson,
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Steve Schmidt, Andrew Sullivan.
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Okay, but none of them
work for Leona Lansing.
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I don't know.
I think everybody works for Leona Lansing.
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She can't be happy that you're beating up
people AWM needs on the Hill.
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I'm really not an expert on what
does or doesn't make Leona happy.
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Has she ever asked you
to tone it down?
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I'm not doing your
reporting for you, Brian.
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I'm doing my reporting myself.
I'm asking you a question.
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I'm not commenting on or off the record
about either Leona or Reese Lansing.
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- Does she want you fired?
- If she wanted me fired, I'd be fired.
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All she has to do
is buy my contract,
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which she can do with the money
under her sofa cushion.
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But then she'd have to explain
why she was firing
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the second most watched
anchor on cable
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and she can't do that.
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Is it a coincidence that
the tabloid stories about you
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started right after
the election?
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I don't know.
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Do you think she's using
her own tabloid magazine
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to manufacture
a reason to fire you?
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That would be
a smart way to do it.
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And, of course,
if you lost half your audience
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because your show was too highbrow
to cover Casey Anthony,
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she wouldn't even need to
work that hard to do it.
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Firing an anchor for losing half his audience
isn't unreasonable,
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if that's what you're asking.
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It wasn't and you know it.
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You're trying to get me to write this story
without your fingerprints on it.
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AWM has to do business with Congress
and you're making it much harder.
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Leona wants you fired,
but can't do it unless she can explain it.
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She's hoping the tabloid stories
build to a critical mass
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or that your ratings tank.
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Say something if I'm wrong,
say nothing if I'm right.
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For what it's worth,
I'd cave, too.
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No serious journalist would ever agree
to the demands I made on Friday.
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So for what it's worth,
you already did.
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Are you ready to answer questions
about the newsletter?
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- I haven't read it.
- The mock debate's Friday.
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No, I'm being Ron Paul right now.
I didn't write it.
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I've never read it.
I've never heard it.
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It's got my name on it,
I've made money from it.
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The newsletters would
get a standing ovation at a Klan rally,
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but you should stop asking me
questions about them.
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- You need a better answer.
- He needs a better answer.
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Tell you what question
I'd start off with.
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- Congresswoman Bachmann.
- Yes?
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You've said that you were told
to run for president by God.
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- Please, I don't--
- You have, right?
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You've said on a number of occasions
that God told you to run for president.
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I have some clips here if you'd
like me to refresh your memory.
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- Nope, my memory is fresh.
- Here's my question.
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- Good.
- What does God's voice sound like?
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( Laughing )
I'm completely serious.
403
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:12,445
She's saying that
God spoke directly to her.
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00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,147
How is this not the first question
asked in a debate?
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How's it not the only question?
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What does His voice sound like?
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What did He say
exactly word for word?
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Did He speak in Hebrew?
Acadian? Kiswahili-Bantu?
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And to put it in a medical context,
is this the first time you've heard voices?
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She's claiming to be a prophet.
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The whole world is sitting
on the edge of their seat.
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How is this not the first
question we'll ask?
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First of all, can you stop pointing at me
and saying she and her?
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You're the one
who wanted to play a woman.
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But tell me why that
question is out of line.
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Because it's not the best way
to demonstrate seriousness of intent
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and it's not the best way
not to insult people.
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- Which people?
- Christians. 83% of the country.
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I'm one of them.
And she's insulting me.
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Please, stop pointing at me
when you are--
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Relax, J. Edgar.
She's insulting me,
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she's insulting my family,
she's insulting my congregation,
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and she's insulting my faith.
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She's implying that
Christians are imbeciles
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who will believe anything
while reducing God
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to a party hack who endorses
political candidates.
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00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,611
Now, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe this is the first time since Moses
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that God has given direct instructions
to someone other than His son.
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But if so, I think
it deserves a follow-up.
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We're not going to get the debate
if we're mocking their candidates.
431
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,788
The whole point
of the new debate format
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is to compel the candidates
to tell the truth
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and make them responsible
for their own rhetoric
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by asking tougher questions
than a Match.com profile.
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If she knows what God wants,
then I'm voting for her.
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If she doesn't,
she should stop saying so.
437
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,403
I'm not attacking Christians.
I'm defending them.
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- All right.
- Just a moment, please.
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- What?
- I'm standing up for the tens of millions of Christians
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who are tired of being represented
by having our identity--
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There's been an identity theft.
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That's it.
That's the one I want.
443
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:53,686
I think you already know
that starting tonight,
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we're leading with Casey Anthony.
445
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,490
Does anyone have
a problem with that?
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00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,460
All right, well,
we lost almost half a million viewers
447
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,128
to Nancy Grace last week.
448
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,063
Does anyone still have
a problem with it?
449
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,633
We're gonna clear out some of
these stories to make room.
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00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:12,603
"Senate obstruction
become worst in US history."
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00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:14,705
That's a report
by the Alliance For Justice.
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00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,709
The Senate's confirmed a smaller percentage
of Obama's judicial appointees
453
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,610
than any other Senate
and any other president.
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00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,013
No reason to care about that.
455
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,383
"Job situation dire,
new stimulus needed."
456
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,319
This Congress ran on jobs,
but they're focused on debt.
457
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:31,789
According to the payroll
company ADP--
458
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,425
I just solved unemployment.
459
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,829
"AFL-CIO sours on Obama."
460
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,027
We've got an analyst
lined up to give a report card
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00:21:40,062 --> 00:21:41,395
on Obama's union relationship.
462
00:21:41,429 --> 00:21:43,730
Will the AFL-CIO still be
sour on him tomorrow?
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- I don't know.
- Let's find out.
464
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:50,637
All right, to give us
a crash course in how best
465
00:21:50,671 --> 00:21:52,772
to exploit this tragedy
and to erase all boundaries
466
00:21:52,806 --> 00:21:54,874
of what should be used
as entertainment,
467
00:21:54,908 --> 00:21:58,477
I've enlisted the help
of a master of the dark arts.
468
00:21:58,511 --> 00:22:01,146
I understand I'm needed.
469
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:04,182
- Thank you.
- Forget everything you know about the news.
470
00:22:04,216 --> 00:22:06,384
Done.
What's next?
471
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,684
I'm Charlie Skinner.
472
00:22:40,718 --> 00:22:42,586
Good to meet you.
473
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,888
Should I just sit here?
474
00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:47,524
Sure.
475
00:22:47,559 --> 00:22:49,927
Should I call you Mr. Hancock?
476
00:22:49,961 --> 00:22:51,762
It's Schneider.
477
00:22:51,796 --> 00:22:53,864
- Schneider?
- Ezra Schneider.
478
00:22:53,898 --> 00:22:56,433
How the hell many aliases
do you have?
479
00:22:56,468 --> 00:22:57,835
I beg your pardon?
480
00:22:57,869 --> 00:22:59,937
Are you Late For Dinner?
481
00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:02,907
Mister, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
482
00:23:02,941 --> 00:23:05,209
Charlie.
483
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,114
That has to have been
strange for you.
484
00:23:10,129 --> 00:23:11,749
Late For Dinner?
485
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,668
- Solomon Hancock.
- Charlie Skinner.
486
00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:17,371
I thought because of
the carnation--
487
00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:19,340
Did we say anything
about a carnation?
488
00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:23,078
No, but it's usually
the international sign for--
489
00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:24,679
It doesn't matter.
490
00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,681
I'm a busy guy and if
you're faffin' me around...
491
00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,616
Would you mind taking
the battery out of your cell phone?
492
00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:31,853
The walls in the New York Public Library
are three feet thick.
493
00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:33,554
That's why we're meeting here.
But I'd like you
494
00:23:33,589 --> 00:23:35,523
to take the battery
out of your cell phone.
495
00:23:35,557 --> 00:23:37,325
You have reason to believe
you're under surveillance?
496
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,694
Everyone's under surveillance.
If you've got a cell phone--
497
00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:41,362
It's talk like that
that makes me--
498
00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:44,031
Did I or did I not
establish credibility on May 1st?
499
00:23:44,065 --> 00:23:48,035
You correctly predicted that
we'd all be called to work, yes.
500
00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:51,338
Sometimes at the NSA,
we download a rolling bug
501
00:23:51,372 --> 00:23:54,541
onto smartphones
to slave the microphone.
502
00:23:54,575 --> 00:23:57,144
You ever get
an unwanted text message?
503
00:23:57,178 --> 00:23:59,746
All the time,
but they're from my boss.
504
00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:02,616
Here.
505
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,785
I'll never be able
to put that back together.
506
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,854
They're coming out with a better model
in six months.
507
00:24:07,888 --> 00:24:09,955
That's unusual
for the tech industry.
508
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,426
Can you tell me
a little about yourself?
509
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:16,896
I started out chasing around
a Soviet Pacific Fleet
510
00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:19,765
doing signal intelligence cryptology
for the Navy.
511
00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:24,303
But when the Berlin Wall came down,
my war was over.
512
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:27,540
So I went into the private sector
like everybody else in the '90s,
513
00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:28,942
only not for a dot-com,
514
00:24:28,976 --> 00:24:32,245
doing data compression
for fiber optics.
515
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,082
Then 9/11 happened
and I decided
516
00:24:35,116 --> 00:24:37,751
it was a good time to get back
into public service hunting bad guys.
517
00:24:37,785 --> 00:24:38,852
You're an IT guy.
518
00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:41,856
My title is Assistant Deputy Director
519
00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:45,559
of Technology and Systems,
Cryptology, and Mathematics at NSA.
520
00:24:49,598 --> 00:24:51,065
I'm gonna have to--
521
00:24:54,237 --> 00:24:56,305
I product test software.
522
00:24:56,339 --> 00:24:58,807
- NSA software?
- Yes, sir.
523
00:24:58,841 --> 00:25:01,076
Can you tell me
about the software?
524
00:25:02,345 --> 00:25:03,946
It's data mining.
525
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,782
One of the ways the NSA
was tracking bin Laden,
526
00:25:06,817 --> 00:25:08,484
or any terrorist for that matter,
527
00:25:08,518 --> 00:25:11,753
was to write code
that would sift through
528
00:25:11,788 --> 00:25:13,755
millions of electronic
communications
529
00:25:13,790 --> 00:25:15,824
looking for a needle
in a giant haystack.
530
00:25:15,858 --> 00:25:18,960
You know the machine
that Batman uses in The Dark Knight
531
00:25:18,994 --> 00:25:21,395
to find the Joker,
but when Morgan Freeman finds out about it,
532
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:24,465
he says, "I'm quitting because
no man should have this much power"?
533
00:25:24,499 --> 00:25:27,467
- No.
- No what?
534
00:25:27,502 --> 00:25:31,405
- I do not know that machine.
- Well, it exists.
535
00:25:31,439 --> 00:25:34,746
We gave the contract to
two defense contracting big boys
536
00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:37,181
and it was my job mostly to
make sure that they delivered
537
00:25:37,216 --> 00:25:38,716
and that it worked.
538
00:25:38,751 --> 00:25:41,453
The project title
is GLOBAL CLARITY
539
00:25:41,487 --> 00:25:45,491
and it intercepts
1.7 billion phone calls,
540
00:25:45,525 --> 00:25:47,626
emails, and texts every day.
541
00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:49,462
- Legally?
- By what standard?
542
00:25:49,496 --> 00:25:51,497
- The law.
- No.
543
00:25:51,531 --> 00:25:53,933
It involves a significant
amount of illegal,
544
00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:56,202
warrantless wiretapping
of American citizens.
545
00:25:56,236 --> 00:25:59,371
Just to be--
When you say warrantless,
546
00:25:59,406 --> 00:26:01,273
are you saying unnecessary?
547
00:26:01,308 --> 00:26:04,177
Without a warrant.
Warrantless.
548
00:26:04,211 --> 00:26:06,479
We could hunt
for terrorists legally,
549
00:26:06,513 --> 00:26:09,348
but due to our bosses'
devotion to GLOBAL CLARITY,
550
00:26:09,383 --> 00:26:13,019
the NSA has been happily
violating the Fourth Amendment,
551
00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:14,954
USSID 18,
552
00:26:14,988 --> 00:26:19,425
and about a dozen of the NSA's
own regulations about spying on Americans.
553
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:22,629
You've got guys
listening in on ex-wives,
554
00:26:22,663 --> 00:26:25,365
dropping in on calls
from soldiers overseas,
555
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,567
checking out what
movie stars are up to.
556
00:26:27,602 --> 00:26:29,803
Am I the first person
you've talked to about this?
557
00:26:29,837 --> 00:26:33,140
No, stop confusing me
with Donald Sutherland in JFK.
558
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,941
Well, a second ago,
you were Morgan Freeman.
559
00:26:34,976 --> 00:26:36,943
I have testified
in front of Congress
560
00:26:36,977 --> 00:26:39,846
and to the Pentagon Inspector General.
I got nowhere.
561
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,149
Nobody on the Hill
wants to admit it's fucked up
562
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:46,286
because nobody wants to
be seen as post-9/11 soft.
563
00:26:46,321 --> 00:26:48,889
Where does AWM come in?
564
00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:51,492
Atlantis World Media
owns Atlantis Cable News.
565
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,629
- Yeah.
- It also owns the tabloid TMI.
566
00:26:54,663 --> 00:26:57,632
- Yeah.
- The shit that's happening
567
00:26:57,667 --> 00:26:59,768
at Murdoch's News of the World in London,
568
00:26:59,802 --> 00:27:02,271
TMI has been doing
the same thing for years.
569
00:27:02,305 --> 00:27:05,474
- How high does it go?
- I don't know.
570
00:27:05,508 --> 00:27:07,743
Does it go as high as Leona Lansing?
571
00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:09,378
- No.
- Good.
572
00:27:09,412 --> 00:27:12,047
It goes as high as her son.
573
00:27:12,081 --> 00:27:15,584
TMI is doing phone
and computer hacking
574
00:27:15,618 --> 00:27:17,219
and Reese Lansing knows?
575
00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:19,421
Reese has been ordering it.
576
00:27:19,455 --> 00:27:22,257
- I'm gonna give you--
- Hang on.
577
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,292
I need to digest that.
578
00:27:24,327 --> 00:27:28,229
Reese Lansing is James Murdoch,
579
00:27:28,263 --> 00:27:30,898
but Lansing's been ordering it.
580
00:27:32,167 --> 00:27:33,601
Digested yet?
581
00:27:38,774 --> 00:27:40,374
These classified?
582
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,343
Yeah, because I'm dying
to violate the Espionage Act.
583
00:27:42,377 --> 00:27:45,013
These are just transcripts
of my testimony
584
00:27:45,047 --> 00:27:47,716
before the House subcommittee
and the Pentagon.
585
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:51,453
Vet me, vet the material.
Take all the time you need.
586
00:27:51,487 --> 00:27:53,555
Why are you whistle-blowing?
587
00:27:54,957 --> 00:27:57,225
I fought the Soviets.
588
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,827
The way their government
made their people live their lives
589
00:27:59,861 --> 00:28:02,430
was a very good reason
to fight them.
590
00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:04,665
After 9/11,
591
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,335
we started doing
the exact same thing.
592
00:28:07,369 --> 00:28:10,438
I didn't spend my life
fighting Communists
593
00:28:10,472 --> 00:28:12,373
to have it come to this.
594
00:28:12,408 --> 00:28:14,876
Report on GLOBAL CLARITY.
595
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:17,145
And once I see that report,
I'll give you what you need
596
00:28:17,179 --> 00:28:19,080
to protect yourself
from Leona Lansing.
597
00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:22,050
How do you know we need
protecting from Leona Lansing?
598
00:28:22,084 --> 00:28:24,986
Have you been listening?
'Cause we have.
599
00:28:44,873 --> 00:28:47,474
Don:
This woman is the best I've ever seen.
600
00:28:47,509 --> 00:28:49,310
Center screen is Nancy.
601
00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:51,479
These three corners are
live feeds of the guest experts.
602
00:28:51,547 --> 00:28:53,881
- What are they experts in?
- Agreeing with everything Nancy says.
603
00:28:53,915 --> 00:28:55,683
- But what keeps your atten--
- Excuse me.
604
00:28:57,586 --> 00:28:59,621
This is Brian Brenner,
everyone.
605
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,923
It's possible he's going to be
writing a feature on 2.0.
606
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,292
But we're in a
tryout period right now.
607
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,727
Everything's off the record.
608
00:29:05,761 --> 00:29:07,896
Go ahead.
What keeps our attention?
609
00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:09,464
Is the bottom right corner
where they're playing
610
00:29:09,532 --> 00:29:11,800
a loop of little Caylee
from a home video.
611
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:15,571
Question: Hell.
Do you think it's as bad as everyone says it is?
612
00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:18,341
That was a tribute to Caylee.
613
00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:21,678
But how will they
explain the duct tape
614
00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:24,014
around the child's
mouth and nose?
615
00:29:24,048 --> 00:29:25,415
And how will they explain
616
00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:28,752
all the lies that Tot Mom told?
617
00:29:28,786 --> 00:29:30,620
Now they're not talking
about the tattoo
618
00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:32,755
on Casey's back,
but they put it full screen. Why?
619
00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:34,590
Because Tess was just about
to look somewhere else,
620
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:36,625
so they changed the frame to anything
that might keep her attention.
621
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,227
He's right.
I was gonna Google Mac's hell question.
622
00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:40,695
Plus tattoo equals bad mom.
623
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:42,631
No one's ever gone broke
in America serving up
624
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,099
a woman who makes other
women feel superior.
625
00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:46,234
Grace:
The series of lies
626
00:29:46,269 --> 00:29:48,970
that finally came
crashing down around her.
627
00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:50,972
If she would lie about that,
628
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:53,440
why should I believe
an accident is true?
629
00:29:53,475 --> 00:29:55,642
Don't spend time thinking
about her airtight syllogism.
630
00:29:55,677 --> 00:29:57,978
Her EP's showing duct tape
and a plastic bag,
631
00:29:58,012 --> 00:30:00,714
so you know you're watching
the real CSI Miami.
632
00:30:00,748 --> 00:30:02,716
How to make weapons
633
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,585
out of home materials
found in the home.
634
00:30:05,619 --> 00:30:08,087
About breaking necks.
635
00:30:08,122 --> 00:30:10,456
How can they explain that?
636
00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:12,825
They can't explain it, Nancy.
637
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:16,229
The defense is doing what
the defense has to do.
638
00:30:16,263 --> 00:30:18,731
Don: Now, Bill Sheaffer
has done his job.
639
00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:21,267
He agreed with Nancy.
We don't need to see his face anymore.
640
00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:23,503
Look how cute Caylee is.
641
00:30:23,538 --> 00:30:26,240
She deserved better
than a mom with a tattoo.
642
00:30:26,274 --> 00:30:27,774
She deserved...
643
00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:30,677
- She deserved...
- Me.
644
00:30:30,711 --> 00:30:32,512
- Me.
- Me.
645
00:30:32,547 --> 00:30:34,881
Tess, how's that
Google search coming?
646
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,251
It does look pretty bad.
A lot of fire.
647
00:30:37,285 --> 00:30:40,053
You'll notice little of her coverage
in this instance is about the law.
648
00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:41,854
You know, come to think of it,
I did notice that.
649
00:30:41,889 --> 00:30:43,690
Don: It's all based on
an emotional appeal.
650
00:30:43,724 --> 00:30:46,359
The way she would with a jury
if there was no judge there to stop her.
651
00:30:46,393 --> 00:30:48,261
Watch how she breaks down
courtroom footage.
652
00:30:48,295 --> 00:30:50,964
Grace: Liz, let's see
the video of Tot Mom
653
00:30:50,998 --> 00:30:54,968
and Jose Baez back at it
in court again today.
654
00:30:55,002 --> 00:30:59,540
Not a good look between
a death penalty defendant
655
00:30:59,574 --> 00:31:01,942
and the lead defense attorney.
656
00:31:01,976 --> 00:31:03,710
Don:
Two seconds.
657
00:31:03,745 --> 00:31:06,780
Two seconds of Casey Anthony
walking past her lawyer--
658
00:31:06,814 --> 00:31:08,715
And she'll show it
to you in slow motion
659
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:11,185
and from a different angle
660
00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:14,054
and at regular speed and from
the original angle again.
661
00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:16,123
- What does that remind you of?
- Instant replay in sports.
662
00:31:16,157 --> 00:31:17,958
And she looks pretty
pissed at her lawyer.
663
00:31:17,992 --> 00:31:20,694
And that's exactly why she's showing it
to you so many times.
664
00:31:20,729 --> 00:31:23,130
So you have a chance to draw your own
thoroughly uninformed opinion
665
00:31:23,165 --> 00:31:24,833
about an utterly
innocuous exchange.
666
00:31:24,867 --> 00:31:26,334
She looks pissed.
667
00:31:26,368 --> 00:31:29,104
I wonder if she's sleeping with her lawyer.
I bet she is.
668
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,239
I wonder if that's what she looked like
when she killed Caylee.
669
00:31:31,273 --> 00:31:34,309
This is the best TV ever.
I've got to go on my Casey Anthony Facebook page
670
00:31:34,343 --> 00:31:36,912
and see if my Casey Anthony
Facebook friends just saw Casey Anthony
671
00:31:36,946 --> 00:31:38,914
make a Casey Anthony face
at her Casey Anthony lawyer.
672
00:31:38,948 --> 00:31:41,683
All right, enough.
Will's a criminal prosecutor.
673
00:31:41,718 --> 00:31:44,819
Maybe he can talk about how our justice system
wasn't built to lock up guilty people.
674
00:31:44,853 --> 00:31:46,587
It was built to keep
innocent people free,
675
00:31:46,622 --> 00:31:49,257
which is something Americans should
be proud of and fiercely protect.
676
00:31:49,291 --> 00:31:51,092
No.
677
00:31:51,127 --> 00:31:53,395
He can't ever imply that the viewer
678
00:31:53,429 --> 00:31:55,163
doesn't already know everything
and that she might be innocent.
679
00:31:55,198 --> 00:31:58,034
If we're gonna cover this,
we're gonna cover it our way.
680
00:31:58,068 --> 00:31:59,802
What's the point of covering it at all
unless we do it
681
00:31:59,837 --> 00:32:01,537
in a way that gets
our audience back?
682
00:32:01,572 --> 00:32:03,573
A modest proposal.
We could ourselves
683
00:32:03,608 --> 00:32:05,175
commit murder on our air.
684
00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:07,678
In your face, Nancy Grace!
685
00:32:11,282 --> 00:32:12,950
How do we get the best guests?
686
00:32:12,984 --> 00:32:15,485
There's a guy you're gonna have to
deal with named Dylan Kagin.
687
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,388
He's like the Broadway Danny
Rose of tabloid suffering.
688
00:32:18,423 --> 00:32:19,756
He's an agent?
689
00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:21,325
You ever ask yourself
why of all the missing kids
690
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:23,059
and murdered coeds,
most of them go unnoticed
691
00:32:23,094 --> 00:32:25,095
- and some become national scandals?
- Sex appeal.
692
00:32:25,129 --> 00:32:28,232
Right, but someone's got to find Lana Turner
sitting at the drugstore counter.
693
00:32:28,266 --> 00:32:31,702
Dylan Kagin gropes through the trailer park
of American jurisprudence
694
00:32:31,736 --> 00:32:33,537
for what he calls
"Oh, my God" stories.
695
00:32:33,571 --> 00:32:36,339
Then he drops in on the victims,
the accused, the jurors, the cops,
696
00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:38,541
whoever he can sell to the press,
the networks, and the studios.
697
00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:39,976
He packages
the missing white girl.
698
00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,944
All right, that'll be the A block.
699
00:32:41,979 --> 00:32:43,246
By 2:00, show me where we are.
700
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,780
The B block's gonna
be Anthony Weiner,
701
00:32:44,815 --> 00:32:46,549
so, Jim, start putting
something together.
702
00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:49,218
All we really have are the pictures
and Weiner not answering questions.
703
00:32:49,252 --> 00:32:52,088
- I know that.
- You don't want to wait until we have--
704
00:32:52,122 --> 00:32:54,223
Facts?
No, that would be newsy and elitist.
705
00:32:54,257 --> 00:32:56,358
Let's just call them--
The A and the B block--
706
00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:58,160
Let's just think
of them as a polished,
707
00:32:58,195 --> 00:33:00,062
tightly produced abomination.
708
00:33:00,097 --> 00:33:02,131
I've been sitting here
and I'm getting a little sick of this.
709
00:33:02,165 --> 00:33:04,100
- You and me both.
- Jesus Christ.
710
00:33:04,134 --> 00:33:06,669
For a few weeks, we're not gonna
ask the country to eat its vegetables.
711
00:33:06,704 --> 00:33:09,072
Why? Because there's
a debate we want to do
712
00:33:09,106 --> 00:33:11,941
that trumps all of your Sarah Lawrence
ethical conundrums.
713
00:33:11,975 --> 00:33:13,743
It shouldn't be
too hard to understand.
714
00:33:13,777 --> 00:33:15,945
So get it the fuck together.
715
00:33:18,448 --> 00:33:20,283
He happens to be right.
716
00:33:20,317 --> 00:33:22,518
"War on drugs a failure."
717
00:33:22,553 --> 00:33:25,054
I know how it feels.
718
00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,660
Show me where
we are at 2:00.
719
00:33:32,664 --> 00:33:35,433
- Charlie: Can I see you a second?
- Mackenzie: Yeah.
720
00:33:45,744 --> 00:33:48,179
- Do you mind if I sit in on--
- Yeah, sorry, no.
721
00:33:49,515 --> 00:33:51,783
Not sure that's the best way
to get good press.
722
00:33:51,818 --> 00:33:54,487
May 1st, the night we got bin Laden,
I got a call
723
00:33:54,521 --> 00:33:56,855
from an anonymous source at 7:30
724
00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:59,225
telling me the White House
would send an email blast
725
00:33:59,259 --> 00:34:01,560
to all the news agencies
in 90 minutes,
726
00:34:01,595 --> 00:34:04,264
and obviously it turned out
he was right.
727
00:34:04,298 --> 00:34:07,167
He was demonstrating his credibility.
728
00:34:07,201 --> 00:34:09,336
His name is Solomon Hancock.
729
00:34:09,370 --> 00:34:11,704
He works in software engineering
at the NSA
730
00:34:11,739 --> 00:34:13,906
and he handed me
a stack of documents,
731
00:34:13,941 --> 00:34:17,042
transcripts of his testimony
describing illegal surveillance.
732
00:34:17,077 --> 00:34:19,311
We have to start vetting him
and the documents.
733
00:34:19,345 --> 00:34:21,479
It's gonna take at least a few days,
but that's part one.
734
00:34:21,514 --> 00:34:22,880
What's part two?
735
00:34:22,915 --> 00:34:25,383
If we air his story,
he'll give us evidence
736
00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:28,485
that TMI's been doing the same thing
as News of the World.
737
00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:32,389
- Hacking?
- Everything.
738
00:34:32,424 --> 00:34:34,993
- TMI's been hacking?
- Hancock says he's got the proof.
739
00:34:35,027 --> 00:34:37,395
Jesus Christ.
How high does he say it goes?
740
00:34:37,463 --> 00:34:38,730
Reese.
741
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:42,568
- Let's get on with the vet.
- I'll have Jim run it.
742
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:44,503
- Is he up for this?
- He is, Will.
743
00:34:44,537 --> 00:34:46,104
I taught him how to do the news.
744
00:34:46,139 --> 00:34:48,540
I taught them all how to do the news.
745
00:34:48,575 --> 00:34:50,876
Can you give us a second?
746
00:34:50,910 --> 00:34:53,212
I'm done.
747
00:34:57,483 --> 00:34:59,351
Why did it have to be Brian?
748
00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:03,221
Because I own him now.
He needs a cover story.
749
00:35:03,255 --> 00:35:05,056
If he writes a negative one,
he'll get slammed
750
00:35:05,091 --> 00:35:07,191
with the whole soap opera
of our history.
751
00:35:07,226 --> 00:35:08,593
Are you lying right now?
752
00:35:08,627 --> 00:35:11,029
- Anything else?
- Yeah.
753
00:35:11,063 --> 00:35:14,900
Sloan says on Thursday,
the House is gonna vote to default on our loans,
754
00:35:14,934 --> 00:35:17,569
leading to a global
economic meltdown.
755
00:35:17,604 --> 00:35:21,840
Should I put that before or after
Anthony Weiner in his underwear?
756
00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:26,078
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
757
00:35:34,487 --> 00:35:36,154
Will:
That's all for us tonight.
758
00:35:36,189 --> 00:35:38,189
Tomorrow we'll be bringing you
all the highlights
759
00:35:38,224 --> 00:35:41,026
from day seven of the trial
and Detective Yuri Melich,
760
00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:44,597
the first officer to interview
Casey Anthony in 2008.
761
00:35:44,631 --> 00:35:46,499
Terry Smith is coming up
from Washington
762
00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:48,601
with the Capital Report.
I'm Will McAvoy.
763
00:35:48,635 --> 00:35:51,437
Good night.
( Music playing )
764
00:36:00,613 --> 00:36:03,748
Reporter: Will McAvoy, your new choice
for Casey Anthony coverage.
765
00:36:03,783 --> 00:36:05,316
- They're coming home.
- Yeah?
766
00:36:05,351 --> 00:36:06,784
We promo'd the hell of it.
767
00:36:06,819 --> 00:36:08,653
We got 150,000 viewers back.
768
00:36:08,687 --> 00:36:11,522
25-54, almost all women.
769
00:36:11,556 --> 00:36:14,091
That's toasters,
furniture, food, clothes,
770
00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:16,926
kids' clothes, vacation plans.
771
00:36:16,961 --> 00:36:18,895
Our heads are above water now,
so do not stop.
772
00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:20,597
- We won't.
- How about this heat?
773
00:36:20,631 --> 00:36:22,665
- Yeah.
- 9:00 in the morning, it's already 87.
774
00:36:22,699 --> 00:36:24,867
It's gonna hit 98.
That would beat the record for this day
775
00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:27,236
- that was set in 1933.
- Yeah.
776
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:29,238
- You're looking at me funny.
- Yeah?
777
00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:31,707
- I know you hate this.
- I'm looking at you the regular way.
778
00:36:31,741 --> 00:36:32,908
- If you say so.
- I do.
779
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:36,078
There are also tornado warnings.
780
00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:38,781
- Reese.
- What?
781
00:36:38,815 --> 00:36:41,551
- Nothing.
- All right, so it's gonna get up to 98.
782
00:36:41,585 --> 00:36:44,888
That's a record.
And there are tornado warnings for New York City.
783
00:36:44,922 --> 00:36:47,090
Well, you know, Aunt Bee,
tornados are just God's way
784
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:48,959
of destroying property
and killing people.
785
00:36:48,993 --> 00:36:50,460
People like hearing
about extreme weather.
786
00:36:50,494 --> 00:36:52,295
We're not doing a fucking
weather report, okay?
787
00:36:52,330 --> 00:36:54,198
We're not coming up with
some "Tornado Watch" graphic.
788
00:36:54,232 --> 00:36:56,333
We're a serious news organization.
789
00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:59,369
Tonight we'll be reporting on the
killer cocktail waitress and the congressman--
790
00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:01,805
- Is Mac bitching at you?
- Not nearly as much as she should be.
791
00:37:01,839 --> 00:37:04,841
I came in here to tell you
you got back 150,000 viewers
792
00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:06,409
you lost while you were
trying to be above it.
793
00:37:06,444 --> 00:37:08,578
We'll be sure not to try that again.
794
00:37:08,612 --> 00:37:10,046
98 degrees is when
we have power outages.
795
00:37:10,081 --> 00:37:11,915
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
796
00:37:11,949 --> 00:37:13,950
I don't want to go all
conspiracy theory on you,
797
00:37:13,984 --> 00:37:16,419
but I think the heat might
be related to power outages.
798
00:37:16,453 --> 00:37:19,255
- Take it easy.
- Say hi to your mom.
799
00:37:19,289 --> 00:37:21,357
Will do.
800
00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:25,995
Visiting hours will be
Tuesday and Friday.
801
00:37:26,062 --> 00:37:28,097
Don't be nervous.
802
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:34,169
We got 150,000 viewers back last night.
Mostly women.
803
00:37:34,203 --> 00:37:35,703
- I know.
- I was telling her.
804
00:37:35,738 --> 00:37:38,707
You know, it's gonna get
up to 98 degrees.
805
00:37:38,741 --> 00:37:40,208
Next person who tells me
about the damn weather...
806
00:37:40,243 --> 00:37:41,543
Do you know what
you're doing here?
807
00:37:41,577 --> 00:37:43,478
I've been asked to
tell you about the weather.
808
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:46,881
Does it feel to you like anyone in this room
is in the mood for a joke?
809
00:37:46,915 --> 00:37:49,049
It absolutely does not.
810
00:37:49,084 --> 00:37:51,018
We want you to lead
the vetting of this source.
811
00:37:51,053 --> 00:37:54,488
He's telling us about
illegal surveillance at the NSA.
812
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:58,659
He's also telling us that TMI is in
the same game as News of the World.
813
00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:00,595
Jesus.
814
00:38:00,629 --> 00:38:03,130
We're looking at a couple
of scenarios, Jim.
815
00:38:03,165 --> 00:38:05,299
One is that we're sitting on a scoop
that could shake up the NSA
816
00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:07,134
and maybe have the country
take another look at the Patriot Act.
817
00:38:07,169 --> 00:38:09,337
But the TMI element,
doesn't that--
818
00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:11,906
And another is that someone's
trying to discredit us
819
00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:14,643
by having Will
get Dan Rather-ed.
820
00:38:14,677 --> 00:38:18,347
You'll need to file a couple of hundred
Freedom of Information Act requests
821
00:38:18,381 --> 00:38:20,916
and you'll need to get into
this guy's personal life
822
00:38:20,951 --> 00:38:23,386
and you'll need to do it all
823
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,656
without raising
any flags at the NSA.
824
00:38:26,691 --> 00:38:28,191
Are you up for this?
825
00:38:32,497 --> 00:38:35,165
- Yeah.
- We don't need it fast, we need it right.
826
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:38,334
- But we need it fast.
- I'll start mapping it out.
827
00:38:38,369 --> 00:38:40,202
Jim, since the day
you started working here,
828
00:38:40,237 --> 00:38:42,939
I never felt the need to remind you
about confidentiality
829
00:38:42,973 --> 00:38:44,874
and I don't feel that need now.
830
00:38:48,612 --> 00:38:50,680
Okay.
831
00:38:59,690 --> 00:39:01,325
- Gotcha.
- Oh, God.
832
00:39:01,359 --> 00:39:03,660
- You feel like being interviewed?
- You read my mind.
833
00:39:03,695 --> 00:39:05,496
I can't think of anything
I'd rather do right now
834
00:39:05,530 --> 00:39:07,398
than be interviewed
by my ex-boyfriend,
835
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:08,665
except maybe eat my desk.
836
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,101
- It seems like a bad week to be here.
- It is.
837
00:39:11,135 --> 00:39:14,104
I came here to write a story about how Will
and News Night changed overnight.
838
00:39:14,138 --> 00:39:16,172
- And then you changed overnight.
- Look.
839
00:39:16,206 --> 00:39:18,741
- It's the old Will all over--
- These are extraordinary circumstances.
840
00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:20,509
That's what everyone says
when they abandon their principles.
841
00:39:20,544 --> 00:39:23,111
I'm no longer required
to live up to your standards.
842
00:39:23,146 --> 00:39:25,848
- Fair enough.
- Thank you.
843
00:39:29,685 --> 00:39:31,519
What's so special
about this debate?
844
00:39:31,554 --> 00:39:33,722
If we get what we want,
no one will ever go back.
845
00:39:33,756 --> 00:39:35,323
We'll have changed
the debates forever.
846
00:39:35,357 --> 00:39:38,159
And your concern is that if your ratings are low,
you'll lose leverage?
847
00:39:38,194 --> 00:39:40,462
- Yes.
- Is that your concern or Will's concern?
848
00:39:40,496 --> 00:39:42,397
Will's concerns
are my concerns.
849
00:39:42,431 --> 00:39:45,567
'Cause another way of looking at it is
that he lost his invisible friends
850
00:39:45,602 --> 00:39:48,870
to Nancy Grace and he's using the debate
as an excuse to dumb the show down.
851
00:39:48,905 --> 00:39:51,974
That's a pretty bold statement from
a guy who's auditioning for a job.
852
00:39:52,008 --> 00:39:54,409
He's gonna give me the job.
And it's not like I don't know why.
853
00:39:54,443 --> 00:39:57,479
- Do you?
- I do because I'm not a fucking moron.
854
00:39:57,514 --> 00:39:59,915
The email that was read
by everyone in the world,
855
00:39:59,950 --> 00:40:03,152
"I cheated on Will,"
you were talking about me, right?
856
00:40:06,423 --> 00:40:09,259
- Yes.
- You were seeing Will while we were together?
857
00:40:09,293 --> 00:40:11,261
If you count drunk dialing me
at midnight and saying,
858
00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:14,599
"Just come on over and crawl into bed"
as being together, then yes.
859
00:40:14,633 --> 00:40:15,967
- I count it.
- Then yes.
860
00:40:16,001 --> 00:40:17,635
You cheated on me with Will?
861
00:40:17,669 --> 00:40:20,472
Let's be as clear as anyone
has ever been about anything.
862
00:40:20,506 --> 00:40:22,407
I cheated on Will with you.
863
00:40:22,441 --> 00:40:23,842
And I'm paying the price.
864
00:40:23,877 --> 00:40:25,945
I work 30 feet from
the life I could have had
865
00:40:25,979 --> 00:40:27,446
if I hadn't been so stupid.
866
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,548
And you're looking at
the life you could have had
867
00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:31,684
if you hadn't been a douchebag.
868
00:40:35,422 --> 00:40:37,757
How's the interview
going so far?
869
00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:40,493
Is douchebag one word or two?
870
00:40:40,527 --> 00:40:42,828
( Tapping on glass )
Come in.
871
00:40:42,863 --> 00:40:46,232
- Sorry, I can come back.
- No, what do you need?
872
00:40:47,534 --> 00:40:52,271
Ahem, well,
there's a story I'd like to pitch.
873
00:40:52,306 --> 00:40:55,475
Brian, this is Neal Sampat.
Neal writes Will's blog.
874
00:40:55,509 --> 00:40:58,211
- Will doesn't write Will's blog?
- Will can't find Will's blog.
875
00:40:58,245 --> 00:41:00,513
Neal wants to be a producer,
so from time to time,
876
00:41:00,548 --> 00:41:03,249
he pitches stories.
What do you got?
877
00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:04,885
You know what a troll is,
right?
878
00:41:04,919 --> 00:41:07,120
A tiny creature that stands
under a footbridge
879
00:41:07,155 --> 00:41:09,723
and makes you answer a riddle
before you're allowed to pass.
880
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:11,792
- They're not real, man.
- I know that.
881
00:41:11,827 --> 00:41:13,160
He means
the other kind of troll.
882
00:41:13,195 --> 00:41:15,496
You don't know the first clue
what he means.
883
00:41:15,531 --> 00:41:17,165
I mean the other kind of troll.
884
00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:19,100
A little backup
would have killed you?
885
00:41:19,168 --> 00:41:21,303
Sorry, Internet trolls.
It's a play on a fishing term.
886
00:41:21,337 --> 00:41:22,604
People who go to message boards
887
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:24,406
and try to hijack the conversation
by being incendiary.
888
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,742
- What about them?
- Turns out they have their own websites.
889
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,244
Like an online clubhouse.
And to be accepted into the group,
890
00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,480
you have to be able to point to
a successful incident of trolling,
891
00:41:31,515 --> 00:41:34,684
a recent time when you made
a whole bunch of posters lose their minds.
892
00:41:34,718 --> 00:41:37,319
Or better yet, got the site monitor
to shut down the board.
893
00:41:37,354 --> 00:41:40,222
Actually, I like it.
And it's not about Bigfoot.
894
00:41:40,256 --> 00:41:42,691
Write this down, News Night is gonna
break the story on Bigfoot.
895
00:41:42,725 --> 00:41:45,861
We're not. Don't write that down.
Will they talk to you?
896
00:41:45,895 --> 00:41:48,897
They won't talk to a reporter,
but I thought maybe I'd try to get in there.
897
00:41:48,931 --> 00:41:52,701
Undercover?
Aren't you gonna have to say you trolled something?
898
00:41:52,735 --> 00:41:55,069
I'm not gonna have to say it,
I'm gonna actually have to do it.
899
00:41:55,104 --> 00:41:56,738
To who?
900
00:41:56,772 --> 00:42:00,041
Well, I don't want to ding on
an innocent person for a story,
901
00:42:00,076 --> 00:42:01,643
so I'm gonna have to do it
to one of us.
902
00:42:01,677 --> 00:42:02,777
You can't be anonymous
on our website.
903
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:03,912
No, I mean do it to us
on another website.
904
00:42:03,946 --> 00:42:06,448
- What would it be?
- I don't know yet.
905
00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:09,485
Come back when you know,
but you've made it past the first hurdle.
906
00:42:09,519 --> 00:42:11,821
Thank you.
907
00:42:14,725 --> 00:42:16,658
- Sloan.
- How's her mood in there?
908
00:42:16,693 --> 00:42:18,761
It's not good,
but let me ask you something.
909
00:42:18,795 --> 00:42:21,297
For the sake of a story,
910
00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:25,401
how would you feel about me going
on the Internet and saying vicious things
911
00:42:25,435 --> 00:42:27,636
about you that might get
an argument started about misogyny?
912
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,271
- What kind of vicious things?
- I don't know.
913
00:42:30,306 --> 00:42:32,474
- What would the general area be?
- I really don't know.
914
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:35,544
- Something about the way you look?
- Like what?
915
00:42:35,578 --> 00:42:37,946
- I'd be making it up.
- What would you be making up?
916
00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:41,316
It wouldn't be true.
It'd be something like--
917
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,219
Something along the lines of
she screwed her way to the top
918
00:42:44,253 --> 00:42:47,055
and she's got a big ass.
Only it would have to be--
919
00:42:47,089 --> 00:42:49,724
Listen to me, Sampat.
920
00:42:49,759 --> 00:42:52,460
- Do I?
- Of course not.
921
00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:57,465
Okay.
922
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,234
- I can do it?
- You cannot.
923
00:42:59,268 --> 00:43:01,369
If you want, you can say that
I made it to the final round
924
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,405
of the K through six regionals in
the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee.
925
00:43:03,439 --> 00:43:06,341
That's not gonna help me.
926
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:09,644
You know,
a lot of guys like women with big--
927
00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:12,314
Do they really?
928
00:43:12,348 --> 00:43:13,916
Never mind.
929
00:43:13,950 --> 00:43:16,251
I don't know what you're talking about
and I have my own problems.
930
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,293
- Jim.
- Yeah?
931
00:43:24,328 --> 00:43:26,162
I got a woman on the phone
who says she's got some tweets
932
00:43:26,197 --> 00:43:27,664
from Anthony Weiner
and wants to talk to us.
933
00:43:27,698 --> 00:43:30,467
- What are you telling me for?
- Seniority?
934
00:43:30,501 --> 00:43:33,770
Well, I'm handing her off to
the next most senior person.
935
00:43:33,804 --> 00:43:35,171
Kendra, take the Weiner girl.
936
00:43:35,206 --> 00:43:37,273
- Gary, take the Weiner girl.
- Tess.
937
00:43:37,308 --> 00:43:40,710
- Tamara.
- We were hired as interns the same day.
938
00:43:40,745 --> 00:43:43,580
I was hired in the morning.
You were hired after lunch. Take the Weiner girl.
939
00:43:43,614 --> 00:43:47,184
- Please, don't make me take the Weiner girl.
- Respect the seniority.
940
00:43:47,218 --> 00:43:49,252
Who do I have seniority over?
941
00:43:50,955 --> 00:43:52,422
Maggie.
942
00:43:54,492 --> 00:43:56,960
- Can people still see me?
- On five.
943
00:44:02,567 --> 00:44:04,301
Hi, this is Margaret Jordan.
944
00:44:04,335 --> 00:44:06,470
I'm an associate producer
at News Night.
945
00:44:06,504 --> 00:44:09,272
Okay, can you spell that for me?
946
00:44:09,306 --> 00:44:11,908
Okay, wait.
947
00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:13,209
Hang on.
948
00:44:13,243 --> 00:44:15,879
I-- No, you're gonna
get a chance.
949
00:44:17,448 --> 00:44:21,784
Uh, well, you certainly seem to
want to share your story.
950
00:44:23,187 --> 00:44:25,154
You really can't just
drop in on a doctor.
951
00:44:25,189 --> 00:44:27,624
- What if it's an emergency?
- You go to the emergency room.
952
00:44:27,658 --> 00:44:29,459
They don't have
psychiatric emergency rooms.
953
00:44:29,494 --> 00:44:31,829
They should.
You're a good reason why.
954
00:44:31,863 --> 00:44:34,764
- You want a piece of me?
- Seriously?
955
00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:36,933
- No.
- Yeah.
956
00:44:41,172 --> 00:44:42,705
Does he look over
at the red light?
957
00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:44,007
Does he look every few minutes?
958
00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:45,175
If I was your therapist,
959
00:44:45,209 --> 00:44:47,143
I'd definitely look every few minutes.
960
00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:49,645
Hey, hey, you can't do that.
961
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,981
It's okay.
He likes me.
962
00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:54,350
- Will.
- I'm sorry.
963
00:44:54,384 --> 00:44:56,118
- I'm with a patient.
- I really just need a second.
964
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:59,021
I'm glad to see you back here,
but you need to come during your appointment.
965
00:44:59,055 --> 00:45:01,624
I could be dead by then.
966
00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,259
Are you having suicidal thoughts?
967
00:45:03,293 --> 00:45:04,927
- No.
- Then why did you say that?
968
00:45:04,961 --> 00:45:07,196
- Just to get your attention.
- I'm going back to my patient.
969
00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,831
Listen to me.
I've been paying 250 a session for four years
970
00:45:09,866 --> 00:45:11,133
without showing up
to a single session.
971
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,601
You owe me $100,000
worth of therapy.
972
00:45:13,636 --> 00:45:16,371
I'll forgive the debt, we'll be totally square,
just give me one minute.
973
00:45:19,808 --> 00:45:22,343
I'm sorry.
I'll be just a minute.
974
00:45:23,879 --> 00:45:25,746
Wow, you caved for the money.
I'm kind of disappointed.
975
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:28,816
I didn't cave for the money.
You're getting the sessions you paid for.
976
00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,785
You seem like you're in pain.
977
00:45:30,819 --> 00:45:33,855
- He is.
- He said in pain, not a pain.
978
00:45:33,889 --> 00:45:35,490
Oh, never mind, then.
979
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:37,225
What is it?
980
00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:40,296
I'm doing all these things
that are wrong because of ratings,
981
00:45:40,330 --> 00:45:43,199
and I'm making the staff do things
that they don't want to do,
982
00:45:43,234 --> 00:45:46,770
I'm cursing them out,
I'm ignoring incredibly important news stories,
983
00:45:46,804 --> 00:45:48,772
and I'm betraying the trust
of people who respect me.
984
00:45:48,807 --> 00:45:50,841
And I did it all
in the blink of an eye.
985
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:53,277
- That can be traumatic.
- No, I'm fine with all of that.
986
00:45:53,311 --> 00:45:55,680
Here's my thing:
New York Magazine
987
00:45:55,714 --> 00:45:58,015
is gonna do a story on my show
and I get to choose the writer.
988
00:45:58,050 --> 00:46:01,652
And I could have chosen anybody and
I chose Mackenzie's ex-boyfriend.
989
00:46:01,686 --> 00:46:03,420
Of course.
990
00:46:03,455 --> 00:46:06,356
- The one she cheated on you with?
- Yeah.
991
00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:09,159
- Why?
- That's what I came here to ask you.
992
00:46:09,194 --> 00:46:10,861
You're holding your hand
over the candle.
993
00:46:10,895 --> 00:46:12,128
What do you mean?
994
00:46:12,163 --> 00:46:13,897
You're holding your hand
over the candle
995
00:46:13,931 --> 00:46:16,032
because you think
the trick is not minding.
996
00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:18,734
Ah.
997
00:46:18,769 --> 00:46:22,204
So if I just get through this,
I'll be fine.
998
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,374
- No.
- Why?
999
00:46:24,408 --> 00:46:26,509
Because the trick isn't not minding.
1000
00:46:26,544 --> 00:46:29,278
The trick is forgiving Mackenzie.
1001
00:46:29,313 --> 00:46:31,514
It would be easier to
hold my hand over the candle.
1002
00:46:31,548 --> 00:46:33,449
I know.
1003
00:46:33,483 --> 00:46:37,153
Well, you've been no help at all, but thanks.
Sorry to barge in.
1004
00:46:37,187 --> 00:46:39,489
You know, while you're
working your way through this,
1005
00:46:39,523 --> 00:46:41,091
you're hurting Mackenzie.
1006
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:43,560
I know that.
1007
00:46:44,695 --> 00:46:47,396
Show up for your appointment.
1008
00:46:51,569 --> 00:46:53,537
I'm not doing it on purpose.
1009
00:46:57,508 --> 00:46:59,275
Maggie.
1010
00:47:00,311 --> 00:47:02,646
Yeah.
1011
00:47:06,017 --> 00:47:07,451
- Sandy?
- Yes.
1012
00:47:07,485 --> 00:47:09,719
- Margaret Jordan. We talked on the phone.
- Nice to meet you.
1013
00:47:09,754 --> 00:47:11,388
- You got here okay?
- Yes.
1014
00:47:11,422 --> 00:47:13,456
I have a receipt for the cab.
Who do I give that to?
1015
00:47:13,491 --> 00:47:15,325
I'll take it.
1016
00:47:16,694 --> 00:47:19,829
So, you got some tweets
from Congressman Weiner.
1017
00:47:19,864 --> 00:47:22,232
And I've got copies
of them right here.
1018
00:47:25,704 --> 00:47:27,872
"'I like the cute new pics of you.
1019
00:47:27,906 --> 00:47:29,740
Where'd you get those abs?"
1020
00:47:29,775 --> 00:47:32,810
Weiner: "Glad you like them.
When do I get to see your swimsuit shot?"
1021
00:47:32,845 --> 00:47:35,580
Sandy: "When are you
coming to see me?
1022
00:47:35,614 --> 00:47:38,015
Or just coming?"
Weiner: "Make me an offer."
1023
00:47:38,050 --> 00:47:40,384
Sandy: "My door's always open.
Get it?"
1024
00:47:40,418 --> 00:47:42,620
Weiner: "What's your plan for us?"
1025
00:47:42,654 --> 00:47:46,290
Sandy: "To get us in the mood,
we watch The Daily Show and Colbert.
1026
00:47:46,324 --> 00:47:48,192
Then when we're really hot,
we go to the bookstore
1027
00:47:48,226 --> 00:47:50,060
and replace all the copies
of Glenn Beck books
1028
00:47:50,095 --> 00:47:52,763
with The Audacity of Hope.
Or, if that's not your thing,
1029
00:47:52,797 --> 00:47:55,099
we can just get drunk and fuck."
1030
00:48:01,539 --> 00:48:03,040
Why are you doing this?
1031
00:48:03,074 --> 00:48:04,975
Because the world needs to know
what kind of guy he is.
1032
00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:08,779
It sort of seems like you were
a willing participant.
1033
00:48:08,847 --> 00:48:10,314
I didn't know about
the other women.
1034
00:48:10,349 --> 00:48:12,116
- Did you know he was married?
- Of course.
1035
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:14,685
I just didn't know
about the other women.
1036
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:18,756
I was fooled and I think the world
needs to know what kind of guy he is.
1037
00:48:18,790 --> 00:48:22,225
By any chance, have you heard
of a guy named Dylan Kagin?
1038
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:24,527
He's gonna be my agent.
1039
00:48:24,562 --> 00:48:27,363
Sandy--
Can I call you Sandy?
1040
00:48:27,397 --> 00:48:28,964
Sure.
1041
00:48:28,998 --> 00:48:32,468
Sandy, the congressman
is in a lot of trouble.
1042
00:48:32,502 --> 00:48:34,470
He got himself into it
1043
00:48:34,505 --> 00:48:37,273
and he's probably not gonna
be able to get out of it.
1044
00:48:38,575 --> 00:48:41,845
Are you sure
you want to pile on?
1045
00:48:41,879 --> 00:48:44,981
I think people need to know
what kind of person he is.
1046
00:48:45,015 --> 00:48:46,950
All right.
1047
00:48:49,087 --> 00:48:51,021
Would you like to be
on our show tonight?
1048
00:48:51,055 --> 00:48:54,425
That's the thing.
I'm doing Access Hollywood, ET, and Fox.
1049
00:48:54,459 --> 00:48:56,727
The big three.
No problem.
1050
00:48:56,761 --> 00:48:59,897
We can do a pretape
in a few minutes.
1051
00:48:59,932 --> 00:49:01,865
Oh, you're a lifesaver.
I was hoping you'd say that.
1052
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,834
No kidding?
Stay here
1053
00:49:03,868 --> 00:49:07,537
and I'll talk to my EP
and we'll get this going.
1054
00:49:07,572 --> 00:49:08,872
Could I possibly get
a decaf latte?
1055
00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:10,707
You cannot possibly get that,
1056
00:49:10,742 --> 00:49:13,277
but I'll have someone
bring you a coffee.
1057
00:49:19,418 --> 00:49:22,153
Well, I left it for you
on the left side of the desk.
1058
00:49:22,187 --> 00:49:24,823
And, yes, I signed it.
1059
00:49:24,857 --> 00:49:26,324
I don't know anything about it.
1060
00:49:26,359 --> 00:49:28,827
Leona!
1061
00:49:28,861 --> 00:49:30,228
A word?
1062
00:49:30,262 --> 00:49:32,430
Okay, ask her to show it to me
on the plane.
1063
00:49:34,199 --> 00:49:36,567
Let's not stand in the street.
1064
00:49:36,602 --> 00:49:38,636
Charlie, with that bow tie,
1065
00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,271
you look like
a balloon salesman.
1066
00:49:40,306 --> 00:49:42,140
No, I get in the car
and get out a minute later,
1067
00:49:42,174 --> 00:49:46,310
it looks like we're talking about
a problem or making a drug deal.
1068
00:49:46,345 --> 00:49:47,712
Just a minute.
1069
00:49:47,746 --> 00:49:50,782
We're gonna stand here,
smile and nod,
1070
00:49:50,816 --> 00:49:53,951
and do this and laugh.
1071
00:49:55,353 --> 00:49:58,522
We know where the tabloid stories
are coming from.
1072
00:49:58,556 --> 00:50:00,891
They're coming from reality.
1073
00:50:00,925 --> 00:50:03,593
Only if you define reality as fantasy.
1074
00:50:03,628 --> 00:50:05,995
And they're appearing in
a magazine you own.
1075
00:50:06,030 --> 00:50:08,397
How would it look if I had
one of our news magazines
1076
00:50:08,432 --> 00:50:10,232
go soft on our flagship anchor?
1077
00:50:10,267 --> 00:50:12,235
We're calling TMI
a news magazine?
1078
00:50:12,269 --> 00:50:15,338
People need to know
if Taylor Swift is happy.
1079
00:50:15,372 --> 00:50:18,942
- I provide a public service for hundreds of thousands--
- The public's grateful.
1080
00:50:18,976 --> 00:50:21,812
What did I tell you
the day after election night?
1081
00:50:21,846 --> 00:50:26,116
Friend to friend,
I'd stop coming after Will in the tabloids.
1082
00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:29,786
I told you to get him to lighten up
on the Tea Party
1083
00:50:29,821 --> 00:50:32,155
or a context would be created
1084
00:50:32,190 --> 00:50:34,425
whereby his firing
would look reasonable.
1085
00:50:34,459 --> 00:50:37,194
- You need to hear me.
- I don't think I do.
1086
00:50:37,228 --> 00:50:39,696
The 112th Congress
wasn't even seated
1087
00:50:39,730 --> 00:50:42,966
and he took the Tea Party out for a walk
on the 9/11 Responders Bill.
1088
00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:45,769
Congress,
Democrats and Republicans,
1089
00:50:45,804 --> 00:50:49,673
spent eight years
using 9/11 as a justification
1090
00:50:49,707 --> 00:50:52,175
for everything from tax cuts
to a foreign invasion.
1091
00:50:52,210 --> 00:50:55,412
So Will questioned
their change of heart
1092
00:50:55,447 --> 00:50:58,015
when it came to
the police and firemen's unions.
1093
00:50:58,049 --> 00:51:00,217
You made them
look like hypocrites.
1094
00:51:00,251 --> 00:51:01,952
By rolling tape.
1095
00:51:01,986 --> 00:51:04,454
House Financial Services,
insider trading,
1096
00:51:04,489 --> 00:51:07,424
Keystone XL, Joe Walsh,
Allen West,
1097
00:51:07,459 --> 00:51:09,994
Paul Ryan,
and who am I forgetting?
1098
00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:13,864
Oh, yes.
Charles and David Koch.
1099
00:51:13,899 --> 00:51:15,266
Keep smiling.
1100
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:18,202
We lost a couple of
awfully helpful tax loopholes
1101
00:51:18,236 --> 00:51:20,604
that were tailored
to assets overseas.
1102
00:51:20,638 --> 00:51:23,607
And the FCC won't even let us bid
on the coming spectrum auction
1103
00:51:23,641 --> 00:51:25,875
because they want
a full report on whether or not
1104
00:51:25,910 --> 00:51:29,078
we're skirting antitrust.
1105
00:51:29,113 --> 00:51:31,581
So what was your request again?
1106
00:51:31,615 --> 00:51:34,217
You don't want to do this.
1107
00:51:34,251 --> 00:51:36,185
I don't.
1108
00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,254
I really don't.
1109
00:51:38,288 --> 00:51:40,323
But I have to and I will.
1110
00:51:40,357 --> 00:51:43,693
And friend to friend,
1111
00:51:43,728 --> 00:51:46,796
you let him know that
he is one tabloid fuckup
1112
00:51:46,830 --> 00:51:50,099
and a ratings point away
from having his own podcast.
1113
00:51:51,335 --> 00:51:53,703
I have to make my plane.
1114
00:51:59,009 --> 00:52:01,411
Fly safe.
1115
00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:18,461
- Unless there's a rally--
- I'm sorry, I've got to--
1116
00:52:18,496 --> 00:52:20,130
- Listen.
- Sloan.
1117
00:52:20,164 --> 00:52:21,732
Unless there's a rally
in the next 90 minutes,
1118
00:52:21,766 --> 00:52:24,134
the Dow's gonna close
down about 2.5%,
1119
00:52:24,169 --> 00:52:26,437
S&P and NASDAQ will
close down 2.3.
1120
00:52:26,471 --> 00:52:28,539
- Let me tell you why.
- I don't own a lot of stock.
1121
00:52:28,574 --> 00:52:29,774
- Let me tell you why.
- I really can't--
1122
00:52:29,808 --> 00:52:31,175
Stop avoiding this!
1123
00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:33,177
I just got off the phone
with these guys.
1124
00:52:33,212 --> 00:52:35,513
Listen to these quotes.
These aren't from liberals.
1125
00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:38,583
These are hard-core Wall Street guys who,
whatever the world may think of them,
1126
00:52:38,617 --> 00:52:40,451
know what they're talking about
and so do I.
1127
00:52:40,486 --> 00:52:42,988
Jamie Dimon at Chase says,
1128
00:52:43,022 --> 00:52:46,023
"Voting against raising the debt ceiling
would be a moral disaster."
1129
00:52:46,058 --> 00:52:49,761
The Barclays guys say,
"This debate is detached from reality."
1130
00:52:49,795 --> 00:52:53,732
My Goldman source says,
"If the House Republicans continue this debate,
1131
00:52:53,766 --> 00:52:55,600
I hope they're willing
to mark the end
1132
00:52:55,634 --> 00:52:58,770
of the dollar as a global
reserve currency."
1133
00:52:58,804 --> 00:53:03,175
Please notice that he didn't say if the House
Republicans don't raise the debt ceiling.
1134
00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:07,179
He said if the House Republicans
continue this debate.
1135
00:53:08,949 --> 00:53:11,683
That's all it takes.
Just the uncertainty.
1136
00:53:11,718 --> 00:53:15,721
That's why the Dow's gonna close
down 230 points today.
1137
00:53:15,755 --> 00:53:18,724
Because just the debate,
just the doubt,
1138
00:53:18,758 --> 00:53:21,426
just the possibility that
the House Majority might commit
1139
00:53:21,461 --> 00:53:23,795
the most self-inflicted damage
to the country
1140
00:53:23,830 --> 00:53:26,198
since the secession
of the South
1141
00:53:26,232 --> 00:53:28,133
has caused billions
in value to disappear.
1142
00:53:28,168 --> 00:53:30,703
Sloan, I understand.
I swear to God I do.
1143
00:53:30,737 --> 00:53:32,471
But you can't say
the same thing in the C block?
1144
00:53:32,506 --> 00:53:34,540
Don't pretend you don't know that most people
watch 10 minutes of news.
1145
00:53:34,575 --> 00:53:36,342
- The first 10 minutes.
- The vote isn't until tomorrow night.
1146
00:53:36,376 --> 00:53:38,577
And it's only the first vote.
You said yourself it was cosmetic.
1147
00:53:38,612 --> 00:53:39,779
Why do we have
to feature it tonight?
1148
00:53:39,813 --> 00:53:41,047
We should have been
featuring it weeks ago.
1149
00:53:41,081 --> 00:53:43,349
Why do we have to
feature it tonight?
1150
00:53:43,383 --> 00:53:45,518
To give time for the people
to call their congressmen
1151
00:53:45,552 --> 00:53:47,586
and say,
"If you fuck with the full faith
1152
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:49,688
and credit of the US Treasury,
you're fired."
1153
00:53:49,722 --> 00:53:53,092
To give time for the people to jam
the phone lines of the district offices.
1154
00:53:53,126 --> 00:53:55,528
To give the people time to say,
1155
00:53:55,562 --> 00:53:57,630
"I'm a fiscal conservative
1156
00:53:57,665 --> 00:54:01,135
and you've got to put the pin
back in the grenade right now."
1157
00:54:01,169 --> 00:54:03,704
That's why.
1158
00:54:06,374 --> 00:54:08,676
I'm gonna do everything I can.
1159
00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:11,011
Please do.
1160
00:54:16,617 --> 00:54:18,351
Don't worry about it.
1161
00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:20,587
She's just frustrated because
she can't get the word out
1162
00:54:20,621 --> 00:54:23,256
that this is a global emergency
unless you let her.
1163
00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:27,994
Appreciate your
clearing that up.
1164
00:54:28,028 --> 00:54:30,930
You know what, Mackenzie?
1165
00:54:30,964 --> 00:54:33,766
I'm not the one
who put me here.
1166
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,835
Say what you want about me,
but I wouldn't have done that.
1167
00:54:49,950 --> 00:54:51,450
Does Will have the questions?
1168
00:54:51,485 --> 00:54:53,586
Tess is giving him
some cards now.
1169
00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:59,424
- Is that lighting okay for you?
- Yeah.
1170
00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:01,593
- How are we Chyroning her?
- I was gonna ask you.
1171
00:55:01,628 --> 00:55:04,897
Figure it out later.
1172
00:55:09,069 --> 00:55:11,103
- Sandy.
- Yes?
1173
00:55:11,137 --> 00:55:14,073
My name's Mackenzie.
I'm the executive--
1174
00:55:15,943 --> 00:55:18,044
I'm the executive producer
of News Night.
1175
00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:19,913
- Can you hear me okay?
- Yes.
1176
00:55:19,947 --> 00:55:22,849
Okay.
Thanks for being patient with us.
1177
00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:25,753
Will's just throwing on
a jacket and tie
1178
00:55:25,787 --> 00:55:27,688
and we'll be able to do this.
1179
00:55:27,722 --> 00:55:30,791
- Real easy.
- You got it.
1180
00:55:41,236 --> 00:55:43,571
Hi, I'm a big fan.
1181
00:55:43,605 --> 00:55:46,040
- Hmm?
- I'm Sandy.
1182
00:55:46,075 --> 00:55:48,042
How do you do?
1183
00:55:48,077 --> 00:55:50,845
- Are we ready for the pre-tape?
- Yeah.
1184
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,581
- Just count me down.
- Will.
1185
00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:54,916
Yes, I'm sure
I want to do this.
1186
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,720
God, please give me a sign
I'm not doing a big thing badly.
1187
00:56:01,631 --> 00:56:05,611
Sync, corrected by icephoenix
www.addic7ed.com
1188
00:56:05,628 --> 00:56:06,795
Herb:
We just lost power.
1189
00:56:06,829 --> 00:56:09,264
Jake:
The whole building just lost power.
1190
00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:12,067
Mackenzie:
I didn't know He had that kind of comic timing.
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