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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,904 She's not really around anyone. 2 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,106 Did you kill her? 3 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:43,075 I would not put it past him. 4 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,276 It's a fair question. 5 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:46,945 Guys, you're gonna incriminate yourself. 6 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:47,880 Are you serious? 7 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:49,415 It is too fast-paced. 8 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,084 - Ooh, yeah, that's... - There's nothing wrong with that. 9 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:54,420 - That's not your thing. - These guys are going to Ibiza. 10 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:58,190 - Mmm. - Okay, let me just say right there... 11 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:01,060 You can't drag this man to a phone party in Ibiza. 12 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:04,129 It's not... These two things don't go together. 13 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,799 - It's not fair proposition. - Actually. Actually, no, no, no, 14 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:09,601 I had this memory of you in a bathtub 15 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,771 in the Little Mermaid dress that I had. 16 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,239 Yes. Yes. 17 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,543 Handmade and beautiful. Oh, my god, it was so gorgeous. 18 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,211 And he was, like, laid out 19 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,612 and force him into this dress. 20 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,148 He was so chubby that I had to like squish his body down 21 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,951 - but his boobs things get popping up. - Oh, my god! 22 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,920 He had like boobs. He had cleavage from it. 23 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:29,888 And I had this whole photoshoot. It was amazing. 24 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,490 - You have photos of that, right? - I have photos of it. 25 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,092 I had... I tell you what, Leon, 26 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,794 this guy, when he was little, 27 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,363 every single photograph in our album 28 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:42,668 with his skinny soft outrageous Disney outfit that... 29 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,670 Yeah. Always a dress. 30 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,171 Once a little bralette. 31 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,373 She's been a producer for 30 years. 32 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,009 -It's insane. She's always been a producer. -Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:54,279 Jen used to leave me lists on the bed and she went to school. 34 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,648 What she wanted me to make that ready for her. 35 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,918 Don't even get me started with the lists. 36 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:04,256 I have a checklist of, like, 10 things I've to hit before I'm allowed to leave the house. 37 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,158 - I would never do it if I didn't... - I swear to God. 38 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,459 I call her the Enforcer. 39 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,294 - She's the Enforcer. - Yeah, that's true. 40 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,030 Oh, yes, I... 41 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:15,601 No, but, the Enforcer is phenomenal 42 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:19,938 when you're at a restaurant and your name has somehow disappeared from the list 43 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,773 or you've been waiting for 40 minutes 44 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:24,309 and everyone's like, "I guess we should go somewhere else." 45 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,145 You send in the Enforcer. 46 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:28,714 - Yeah. - And things get done. 47 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:32,084 You get a table, you get free apps, you might get free dessert. 48 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:35,554 And then she'd be like, "Yes, I did it! Yeah!" 49 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,856 - She loves it. She loves it. - I love it. 50 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,224 The problem is... 51 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:41,693 The problem lies herein 52 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,095 when you become the enforced. 53 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,897 You know what I'm talking about. 54 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:47,299 Because I think I'm literally 55 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,668 one week away from being dressed in a mermaid outfit 56 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,137 and I've been photographed in a foam bath. 57 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,439 Is that where I'm going? I need to be prepared. 58 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,942 Kind of just sounds like you're a fucking cuck. 59 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,477 What's a cuck? 60 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:01,213 - He's a... He's pussy whipped. - Fuck off, Frankie! 61 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,849 That's fucking disgusting. Don't ever say that again. 62 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,684 Are you serious? We were... 63 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,886 Fucking we're just talking. We're just joking. 64 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,755 We're not joking. It's not a joke! 65 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:13,258 It's a disgusting thing to say and I don't want to fucking hear that again. 66 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,060 Apologize for him. 67 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,229 Don't talk to him like he's a two-year-old. 68 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,198 Don't... I'm talking to my brother right now. 69 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,034 Don't talk to him like he's a two-year-old. 70 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,702 If you wanna apologize you apologize. 71 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,537 It's not a cool thing to say, Frankie. Say sorry. 72 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,506 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. 73 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,175 Would anybody like a drink? 74 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,511 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 75 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,981 Yes. Yeah. 76 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,150 It wasn't a very cool thing to say. 77 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:41,787 What? 78 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,189 Don't make me feel like I did something bad here. 79 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:45,924 He's the one who act... 80 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,465 I wanna go to the toilet. 81 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,137 - Are you kidding me? - Yes! 82 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,739 - No, I'm not. - He called me a cuck. 83 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,340 -Yes, I know he called you a cuck. -And you play over-the-top 84 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,977 with that bullshit. And you embarrassed the shit out of me. 85 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,712 And basically proved his point. 86 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,513 - Plus you fucking... What? - You embarrassed me. 87 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,916 You can't talk to him like that. He's your family. 88 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,553 You're treating him like a 19-year-old production minion at your work. 89 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,989 You called me the Enforcer in front of my family. 90 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:18,890 This fucking thing that I hate. 91 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,293 I told you I don't like that name. 92 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,327 - Fine. Fine. - It's so demeaning. 93 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,895 I meant it as a compliment. 94 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,897 Oh, thank... Thank you. 95 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,466 So every time I have a fucking opinion 96 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:30,102 or an idea that's not yours, I'm the Enforcer. 97 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,104 That's so nice of you. 98 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,305 Thank you, sir. 99 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,973 I'll never say it again. I'll never say it again. 100 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,408 Thank you. I'm a fucking woman and you're 101 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,510 scared of me having a fucking opinion. So you belittle me. 102 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,113 - Yes, that's exactly what it is. - We love you. Okay? 103 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,215 We're not trying to fucking take you down! 104 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:44,683 This isn't a takeover. 105 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,319 What the fuck? We're not your nemesis. 106 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:50,355 Leon, love isn't about calling people out on their shit. 107 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,792 Don't tell me what love is about. Don't... 108 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,361 Please do. 'Cause it sounds like bullying to me. 109 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,697 It sounds like shit my dad used to say. 110 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,599 Oh, my god. 111 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,968 Oh, my god. That's what you think. 112 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,870 You think I'm the... Oh, my, God. 113 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,140 You... You want me to be your mom, man. 114 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:10,209 That's what you want. 115 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,277 No, I want you to back the fuck off! 116 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,345 - I want you to learn how to back up. - I back off with you all the fucking time. 117 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,213 I back up. 118 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:18,317 I back up all the fucking time. 119 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,785 You don't back off with anybody. 120 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,020 That's your whole M.O. 121 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,322 Is, I don't back off. 122 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,824 What happened to my grandpa's painting? 123 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,093 - Oh, yeah. - Where is it? 124 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,330 Am I on trial? 125 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,799 Can I have my lawyer? 126 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,701 Can I have my fucking lawyer with me? 127 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,903 It's, like, why aren't the dishes done? Why do I have to do that? 128 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:41,773 I work all day long and I come home and you're still in front of the fucking TV 129 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,009 - doing nothing. - All right. Okay. Painting. 130 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,845 -You're tired. You're always tired. -Let me make the checklist. 131 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,348 - And I'm the one who's been working all day. - Tired. 132 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,882 - And you're tired? - What bout hungover? 133 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,251 - Let's go with that one too. - And I made dinner then your you. 134 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,920 Let me talk to my lawyer first 135 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:58,156 because I don't want things to be used against me in a court of law. 136 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,959 - 'Cause I realized... - Leon. Leon, I'm serious. 137 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,294 I'm fucking serious. 138 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,596 - I'm trying to cuck this up real good. 139 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,231 I'm trying to cuck it up real good. 140 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,368 So, don't... No, come here. Come here. 141 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:13,271 Dishes, laundry, painting, 142 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:16,174 uh, hungover on weekends. 143 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,209 What else we got? 144 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:18,577 Yeah, I know... 145 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,512 Look, I don't like me either, okay? 146 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:23,949 I don't... Look, I don't like myself either. I don't know what the fuck we're doing. 147 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:27,119 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what... I don't know. 148 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:28,787 That motherfucker should be out here. 149 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,957 We're here because your brother called me a cuck 150 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,425 loudly at a restaurant 151 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,926 - in public. - I know. I know. 152 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,061 - It's insanity. - Yes. 153 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,330 - It's total insanity. - It's crazy. 154 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:39,998 - I'm tired, okay. - Yeah. 155 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,333 - My brain hurts. - Yeah. 156 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:44,436 It's been three and a half days. All right? Okay? 157 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,705 Like, we, we got... 158 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,441 three hours and thirty nine minutes 159 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,343 until the train leaves. 160 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,379 Perhaps instead of doing this 161 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,948 - we could drink two beers. - Okay. 162 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,684 - And then just like, get to the train. - Yeah. 163 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,021 - Does that sound okay? - Yes. 164 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,660 - I love you. - I know it. 165 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:11,696 Okay. Okay? 166 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,103 We're okay, right? 167 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,238 Yeah, of course, we're okay. 168 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,140 - Okay. - Okay. 169 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,352 Yo, where the fuck is Jess? 170 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,020 I don't know. 171 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,215 - Where's Jess? - Just over there. 172 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,358 You have entered the naughty zone. 173 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,959 No. No. 174 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:52,664 No, I'm in the work zone. How did you find me? 175 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,100 - I've got to get this done for finals. - I don't give a fuck. 176 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,568 Uh, you never give a fuck. 177 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,037 You've got work to do too, man. 178 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,206 Oh! 179 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,508 It's Friday, bitches. 180 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,778 Naughty zone. 181 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,881 - Oh, man. - It's gone right through me. 182 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,885 - Give me some more. - You need some more? 183 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,520 Sweet, here we go. 184 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,955 Do you want some of this? 185 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,824 I don't think he does. 186 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:20,826 Um... 187 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:26,264 Drugs on run! Drugs on run! 188 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,668 - Mmm-mmm. - Mmm. 189 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,974 I saw it today. It was so good. 190 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:36,942 I don't know. 191 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,743 The coat, the design, I love it. 192 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,845 - Really? - I think it's fucking genius. 193 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,582 I think it's... It's... 194 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,050 It's very you. 195 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:48,153 And it's very fucked up but that's what I love about it. 196 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,688 Talking about football. 197 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,291 Stats about football, guys. Where they grew up? 198 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,960 He's so fucking boring. 199 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,679 Well, I turn it up. 200 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,397 Whenever I fucking running across the pitch I was like, "Oh, fuck, it's like theater." 201 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,833 It's like fucking theater. 202 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,235 He sent me a text the other day that was like, 203 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,338 - um, "I miss you." - What the fuck? 204 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:09,474 And I was like, "I miss your penis. That's about it." 205 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,142 Warts are amazing. 206 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:14,412 Truly, it's just the way it fits into me. It's like, 207 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,548 - And hits... Yeah. - A puzzle piece. 208 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:19,150 Oh, God, but he's so boring. I don't love him. 209 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,287 What you need to get out of that I mean like, 210 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,289 - come on. - I can't. I'm addicted. 211 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,391 I wish you were my lover. 212 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,326 I don't have what you need, my darling. 213 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,163 Wait, wait, wait. 214 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,299 Grab it on. 215 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,900 Grab it. 216 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,136 Come on. 217 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:46,311 I gave it to you, girl. But you can't handle it. 218 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,613 You broke my vagina. 219 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,068 I want the minced meat. Right there. 220 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,238 - Does it have fat in it? - Yeah. 221 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,472 - Not lean? - No. 222 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,341 Good. Okay. 223 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,408 - This one, yeah? - That. Yeah. 224 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,410 All right. 225 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,045 Would you like anything else? 226 00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:42,881 Oh! 227 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,959 Ah! 228 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,495 Fuck! 229 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,207 I'm in a bit of a hurry. But I'm good. 230 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,577 Okay. Let's see what we've got today. 231 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,146 Yeah. Yeah, the Jackalope. 232 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,214 Uh, sorry. 233 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,049 I haven't got any of that today. 234 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,318 I've got some Strawberry Cough. 235 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,255 And what I have got this and you'll like it. 236 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,425 I've got a little bit here of lemon, uh, 237 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,962 it's called Lemon Kush and it is absolutely natural. 238 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,764 - Oh, it's pure. - I'm in. 239 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,198 You made it. I'm in. 240 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,433 - I'm in. - 50? 241 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,068 - Uh, perfect. - Okay. 242 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,770 Can I pay you next week? 243 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:39,971 I don't have any cash right now. 244 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,139 - Okay, sure. - Okay. 245 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,675 - Thank you so much. - Okay. 246 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,678 Okay, you wanna smoke real quick? 247 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,013 - Ah, no, sorry. - How about some lunch? 248 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,015 Sit down. I'm gonna make you some pasta. 249 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,818 I'm making pasta for my girlfriend tonight. 250 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,586 I'm surprising her. 251 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,890 You can be the guinea pig. You can be the guinea pig for girlfriend pasta. 252 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:05,563 Secret is, you got to use the full-fat beef. 253 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,865 You can't use the lean beef, it has to has fat 254 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,435 in the sauce, and my mom is Italian so I know. 255 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,604 Well, that's... You've gotta put sugar in too. 256 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,140 So you got mindfulness stuff, right? 257 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,242 - Yeah. - What is that? 258 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:22,480 I think it's really about trying to bring everything to the moment. 259 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,384 We spend so much time kind of just stressed out. 260 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,287 You know, so much anxiety. I mean, look at us. 261 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,825 I think it's important to make some space. 262 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,593 And that's what I'm trying to do. 263 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:40,832 We lose track of how we're feeling like inside and what's going around us. 264 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,933 Is it good? 265 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,334 It's not great. 266 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,973 I feel like I... I kind of 267 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,541 have that space thing down. 268 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,078 - This is a nice way to spend a few hours. - Yes, it is. 269 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,114 You feel me, dawg? You feel me? 270 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,616 Lot of people are stressed out but like I... 271 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,151 I can sit here all day 272 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,688 and just watch clouds go by and birds go by and stuff. 273 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,531 It may have transcended a lot of levels that 274 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,000 a lot of people are working on right now. 275 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,736 You know, like I may... 276 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,538 I probably only had sex like 277 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,375 three or four times this year, so far, it's like, 278 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:28,112 it's not a big deal, you know, I feel like... 279 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,648 transcended that or something, you know. 280 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,019 Maybe I'm an enlightened being. 281 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,255 Is that weird? 282 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,228 - So long. - Okay. 283 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,048 Those balloons. 284 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,151 Lovely balloons. 285 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,942 Hi! 286 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,179 Uh, you're early. 287 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,747 Oh, my god! 288 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,916 What the fuck, you cooked? 289 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,251 What's with the lights, Leon? 290 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,752 Could you put the record player on? 291 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,654 Smells weird. 292 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,157 Sorry, I... I got... 293 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,692 Uh, can you... Just put the record player on. 294 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,095 How come? 295 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,416 And sit in the chair. 296 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,168 In the middle chair... The chair that's sitting there in the middle. 297 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:36,107 Jenna, some weird stuff happened to me when you were gone. 298 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,679 Mmm-mmm. 299 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,448 What is going on? 300 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,890 Yeah. 301 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,972 Ow! 302 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,165 Hoo! 303 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,742 Stop. 304 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,577 Fucking breathing. 305 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,281 Breathing so much. 306 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,230 Too much gum? 307 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,999 This strip is too gummy. 308 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,300 We'll go with the gum. 309 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:16,240 Stop. Please. Oh, my God. 310 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,109 No! 311 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,044 Ah, fuck off. Ouch! 312 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,779 - Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! - Fuck! 313 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,148 - Fuck! Aw, fuck! - Fuck! 314 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,583 Fuck! 315 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,585 Jesus! 316 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,388 - Jesus. - What the fuck, man? 317 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,722 What? 318 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,092 I'm fucking going all out and you're like wincing? 319 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,727 I'm just... 320 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,729 What? 321 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,436 What are you doing? 322 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,908 I'm going all out. You're not giving me anything. 323 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,610 You're just... 324 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,562 What are you? 325 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,959 - I was really guided. - We're supposed to be having sex right now. 326 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,915 What? 327 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,283 Take the cue, man. 328 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,152 Pick up the fucking baton. 329 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,186 You asked me. 330 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,721 You said you want to have sex more. 331 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,489 You want to be surprised. 332 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,225 So you... That's what this is. 333 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,361 Like, you're just like wincing and shit. 334 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:14,465 I'm like, fucking dancing my little heart out up here. 335 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,301 - And you're... - I'm sorry. I'm sorry... 336 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,738 I'm like, fucking release the doves and shit. 337 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,540 And you're just, 338 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,341 what are you doing back there? You're just like... 339 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,511 I'm sorry. I had so many cupcakes today. 340 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,880 Scott brought in cupcakes 341 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,283 for somebody's birthday. 342 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:35,219 I don't give a fuck about cupcakes and Scott. 343 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,388 Is Scott going to Japan with you? 344 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,775 Yeah, I know. 345 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,959 - How do you know that? - I know. 346 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,730 At fucking football with Pat, and Pat was off-handedly mentioning 347 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,165 that you probably weren't coming to Nice with everybody. 348 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,567 And I was like, 349 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,837 You know, in my head just trying to figure out, yeah... 350 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,723 it's a bummer. 351 00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:58,844 I was like making up stories in my head so I don't look like a fucking imbecile, 352 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,879 pathetic human 353 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,948 in front of my best friend. 354 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,953 When are you going? 355 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,524 -Are you? What... What's the deal? -I am. 356 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,127 - What's the fucking deal? - In two weeks, in two weeks I'm going. 357 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,496 Did you try and push it? Did you try and... 358 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:21,232 I mean, could you leave from Nice? It that possible? 359 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,767 You could come for 48 hours? 360 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,736 - I can't do anything. - You can do 36 hours. 361 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,672 24 hours, fucking 18 hours 11 hours. 362 00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:30,841 I can't, I have to be there the whole time. 363 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,379 When were you gonna tell me? 364 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,717 Were you going to just go to the airport with me 365 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,519 and then you go to Japan and I go to Nice, 366 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,187 is that how this was gonna unfold? 367 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,688 No, I was gonna tell you this weekend, but, 368 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,824 I wasn't really excited to do that 369 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,727 because I felt like you were gonna act like a fucking baby 370 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:53,130 and start making it about you somehow. 371 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,865 And making this into a bad thing 372 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,735 as opposed to a really fucking great thing for me. 373 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,638 I'm not a baby. 374 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,409 Fuck that shit. All right. fuck it. 375 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:08,813 You don't fucking get to laugh. You don't... You don't... You don't... 376 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,449 You don't get to that. 377 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,086 It's with Valine. 378 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,958 Shit. 379 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,897 You producing for Valine? 380 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:28,633 Yeah. 381 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,501 Okay. 382 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:33,737 -Okay. -That's great for you. Congrats. 383 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,239 Yeah, it's really fucking great. 384 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,941 - You can't turn that down. - No, I can't. 385 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,843 - No, you can't. - Why would I do that? 386 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,361 Why would you do that? 387 00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:41,922 You're producing for Valine. It's great. 388 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,084 Well, I'm coproducing. 389 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:50,421 But it is great because I'm gonna be right in there with her. 390 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,423 You know. 391 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,157 Talking through things, seeing how she works. 392 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,995 And it's gonna be such an incredible honor to be that close to her. 393 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,096 You know. 394 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,500 Out assisting for Valine? 395 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:08,707 Do you... 396 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:13,077 Do you know how to say "coffee" in Japanese? 397 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:21,352 How do you say "Wet wipes" in Japanese? 398 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,657 You'll need a lot of Tic Tacs. 399 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,729 Lot of fucking Tic Tacs. 400 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,866 I got a new girlfriend. 401 00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:45,843 I love you. I love the way you dance. 402 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,145 I love you, Leon. 403 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,647 I love everything about you. 404 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,419 I love your back fat. 405 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,254 I love your hot back fat. 406 00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,790 Get this bitch off of you. 407 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:00,958 You're my man. 408 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,260 You get off of that. 409 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,963 I'll kick this bitch's ass right now. 410 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:11,135 I'm the zombie. I know. I know. 411 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,804 Zombie don't... 412 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,907 Zombie don't kiss. 413 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,109 - Zombie first kiss. - I'm not playing. 414 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,079 Uh... 415 00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:37,661 Sit down. 416 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,076 - Trust me. Mmm-hmm. - No. 417 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,015 Don't. 418 00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:06,123 I don't want to fuck you. 419 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,960 You like how it feels? 420 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:15,934 No. 421 00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,044 No... 422 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,117 Come on. Give me this. 423 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,451 I really want this. 424 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,787 - I really want that. - I don't. 425 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,395 Get off of me! 426 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,932 Ah! Fuck. 427 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:39,977 What did you do today? 428 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,279 Fucking loads. 429 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,152 I actually came to the UK for the fashion course. 430 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,287 You know, it's one of the best schools in the world. 431 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,322 What? 432 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,891 How do you own this? 433 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,253 - I don't own it. - How is this...? 434 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,628 Oh, my god! 435 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,163 I have a flatmate. We split it. 436 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,298 But he's only here two or three nights a week. 437 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,800 Want some tea? 438 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,668 - Yeah! - Want some tea, darling? 439 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,637 Yeah, please, darling. 440 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,972 How nice it is to hear an American accent. 441 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,574 - Chamomile? - Yeah, please. 442 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,610 I just feel like very out of love with it right now, you know. 443 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,913 I'm good at it-ish. 444 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,581 I'm good when I try really hard, 445 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:20,184 but it's not a natural thing for me to be, 446 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,719 you know, designing, necessarily. 447 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,454 It kind of feels I'm better at... 448 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,723 Like, I don't like to create. 449 00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,792 I don't like to create. 450 00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:31,628 Like, I don't like making the thing up, necessarily. 451 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,930 I like to, you know, 452 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,798 I see it and I like it or I don't. 453 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,999 And I'm pretty good at doing that. 454 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,601 I'm pretty good at like putting things together. 455 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,536 But I feel kind of, I don't know, sick of it. 456 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,271 Just look through whatever you want. 457 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:44,041 - Whoo! Nudes. - Don't mind me. 458 00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:45,776 Just kidding. 459 00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:47,110 - I know a lot... - No. Go ahead. Go ahead. 460 00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,278 I know a lot now. 461 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,213 - You do? - Yeah. 462 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:50,113 Okay. 463 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:52,549 Um, so what do you want to do? 464 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:54,685 Oh, I don't know. Have some tea. 465 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:55,853 - Have a chat. - No. 466 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:56,920 What are you doing? 467 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,222 What are you gonna do with all this? 468 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,224 - Um... - What you gonna do with your mojo? 469 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,960 I'm going to, uh... 470 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:06,496 flounder around for another 10 years trying to figure out what the fuck I wanna do. 471 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,732 And then not do it. 472 00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:12,035 No, come on. Say it. 473 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:16,006 I want to do the thing that I like doing, which is 474 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,808 being with people and 475 00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:19,276 coordinating things. I like that. 476 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:21,511 I'm good at that. I'm very good at that. 477 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,513 Very efficient. I love 478 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,215 wrangling in, like... I like 479 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,118 seeing the thing but, making it happen 480 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,289 without being the person who the pressure is on to do the thing. 481 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,925 Yeah. You're a producer. 482 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,398 Right? 483 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:47,237 You have to be very good to be a producer. 484 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,272 It's not like... 485 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,807 Look, I'm a real good judge of character. 486 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,976 You're not gonna wait 10 years. 487 00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:55,145 You're gonna do whatever you wanna do. 488 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,180 So you should probably just do it now. 489 00:31:57,182 --> 00:31:59,349 - Like right now at this moment right now? - Yeah. 490 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,817 Starting now. 491 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:02,419 You're a producer. 492 00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:06,323 Say, "I'm a producer." 493 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,493 - Mmm. Yeah. - See them. 494 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,264 I can't... I can't hear you. 495 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,899 I'm sorry. What is it that you do? 496 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,901 I'm a producer. 497 00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,836 Did you say you're a producer? 498 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,405 Yeah. 499 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:22,306 That's incredible. 500 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:25,175 Because I'm actually a photographer. 501 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,177 I mean, I make money as a photographer's assistant 502 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,681 but I'm a photographer and I'm actually doing a shoot next weekend 503 00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:31,882 and I need a producer. 504 00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:33,350 Oh, right. 505 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,118 I'm dead fucking serious. 506 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,788 Would you produce my next shoot? 507 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:38,956 - Yeah. - No, no, no. 508 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,891 Erase that. We're gonna go back in time 509 00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,926 and then you're gonna say 510 00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:44,428 "What kind of work do you do?" 511 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,129 What kind of work do you do? 512 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:48,131 I do shit work, but you know what, 513 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,701 my next shoot is with this incredible producer, 514 00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:52,803 her name is Jenna something. 515 00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,805 And it's gonna be fucking bomb. 516 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,441 Just gonna push you just like slightly, not tickling at all. 517 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,810 - Just... Just... - Good. 'Cause I hate tickling. 518 00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,044 Makes me pee my pants. 519 00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:02,946 -Just a little tick. Just like that. -Whoo! 520 00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:05,115 We're gonna have a karate fight now. 521 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,059 Your form is very lax. 522 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,729 I need the feet to go strong and straight. 523 00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:22,566 Yes! And taut and strong. 524 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,401 Strong and duck. 525 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:27,571 - Don't puke yet. Okay, let's... - What's puke? 526 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,039 - Little faster. - Throw up. 527 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,774 - Faster, faster, faster. - You don't know what puke is? 528 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:33,377 - Yes, it's throw up. - Puke is throw up. 529 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:37,681 How do you spell "throw up" in Spanish? 530 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,282 Throw up in Spanish. 531 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,485 Throw uppo. 532 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,653 - Throw uppo. - Throw uppo. 533 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,655 - Hi-ya! - Hi-ya! 534 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:49,960 No! Ah! 535 00:33:49,962 --> 00:33:52,029 No, no, no you cannot have these teeth. 536 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,997 I need my teeth. 537 00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:55,565 I need them for chewing. 538 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,835 I need them for being respectable citizen. 539 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,505 You're an old man. 540 00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:04,207 You can live... Oh! 541 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:08,412 Get you! You took my teeth. 542 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:13,483 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Look who's coming. 543 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,619 Uh-oh! 544 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:18,121 There she is. 545 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:20,891 Sorry, babe. I ain't got no teeth. 546 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:23,293 Uh-oh! You better watch out, boy. 547 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,329 You better watch out. Come here. Come here. Come here. 548 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,465 - She's gonna get you. - Where is he going? 549 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:32,402 -I don't know! -You just lost... You lost the child. 550 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,038 -You lost him. -All right, good. I'm all good. 551 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,808 Go, go, go, go. 552 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,079 - Hey, monster. - You win, I promise. 553 00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:43,280 - I promise you... - You having fun? 554 00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:45,282 I punched your son for peanuts. 555 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,918 - It was good. How are you? - Okay, all right. 556 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,019 - Yeah. - Okay. 557 00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:50,220 I went out last night. 558 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,922 You wanna come to the pub get a coffee with us? 559 00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:54,057 I love to but I've got to go. 560 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,393 I got to go and get the wife an M-O-T. 561 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,161 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 562 00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,796 Yeah, I figured that, all right. 563 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,531 Hey, kid. You're ready to go or what? 564 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,066 - Hey, hello. - Hi. 565 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,401 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 566 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:07,270 - Yes. - My son already like you more than me. 567 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,805 - Come on. - Bye, buddy. 568 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:09,807 Ah! 569 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,476 Uh, bye! 570 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:13,743 - Bye. - Bye, guys. 571 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,549 I mean, what is that? 572 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:23,753 He picks him up. 22 second interaction. 573 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,455 You think it's funny? 574 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:29,793 It's a 22 second interaction. I'm like... I'm his babysitter right now. 575 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,061 - Mmm-hmm. - I... 576 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,530 It fucking hurts, man. 577 00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,665 I mean, I... 578 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,401 He didn't even apologize. 579 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,870 He didn't. 580 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,338 It's like he doesn't even reckon with the fact that 581 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,506 he stood me up at the gig. 582 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,475 So maybe you should just say it to him. 583 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:49,713 I saw him at that football game on Instagram and I liked it. 584 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:50,914 I liked that shit. 585 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,315 I favorited it... 586 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,117 What are you, 14 years old? 587 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,785 I just wanted him to know that I saw 588 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,521 - that he was at the fucking game. - It's not letting him know. 589 00:35:57,523 --> 00:36:01,024 It's not letting him know. You need to be an adult 590 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:03,160 who talks to his face. 591 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,361 And you just say it to him. Don't... Why do you look like a two-year old being...? 592 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,299 -Listen, I'm just trying to say... -Remember, 593 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:12,135 - when Sam and I were having that weird shit. - Yes. 594 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,604 What happened? Tell me. 595 00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:16,840 You... You... 596 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,309 What is with you? 597 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,477 - What did I do? - I know. 598 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,212 I know. You two like had a confrontation 599 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:25,649 - and it's... - No. A communication. 600 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,651 And we got to talk and then we were level, 601 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:31,354 and we're equal and we were both telling fucking stories in our heads about 602 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,123 what the other one did to us. 603 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,026 I know, you're really good at it. 604 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,128 And I will do it. 605 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,996 That's not what I'm... 606 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:40,997 - You will? - I will do it. 607 00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,098 - I'm gonna do it. - Okay. 608 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,767 I believe it when I see it. 609 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,872 Doesn't even matter anyways 610 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:51,675 because the truth is... 611 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,245 Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 612 00:36:58,717 --> 00:36:59,849 I have Marty. 613 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,252 And he's a better friend... 614 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,820 Ouch! 615 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:05,989 Than Chris is. 616 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,425 He's half the size, twice the friend. 617 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:09,794 Great. 618 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:17,167 - I got a master plan by the way. - Oh, yeah? What's that? 619 00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:19,402 You should probably know about that it includes you. 620 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,171 Um... 621 00:37:21,173 --> 00:37:22,839 I was thinking, you know, like, 622 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,742 you got to be a piece of shit 623 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,944 to bring a kid into the world right now. 624 00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,513 I mean, like, you got to be an idiot. 625 00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:31,381 Like a moron. 626 00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,450 - That's like no go, right? - Right. 627 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,219 If you adopt you're like an angel, but, 628 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,655 you know, you could... 629 00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:41,524 Get a piece of crap kid. 630 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,261 - A real shit child. - Wow! 631 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:46,129 - A shit child. - Yeah. 632 00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:48,265 - We don't want one of those. - No. 633 00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:50,967 There is another option. 634 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,436 Stealing a child. 635 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:56,239 We're gonna steal Marty. 636 00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,607 - No. - Boom! 637 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,142 - Okay. - I just... 638 00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:03,146 Whoa, you blew my fucking mind, bro. 639 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,848 - Whoa! - Frontal cortex, 640 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,549 -just like fucking gone. -You know, I give a bullshit though, 641 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,918 - you don't wanna steal Marty. - No, I do. 642 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,656 No, you want a kid from Inception 643 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,291 who you can, um, 644 00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,860 raise in your own image and who'll just 645 00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:18,228 adore you. 646 00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,629 - That what you want. - That sounds pretty good. 647 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:22,799 And you'd call him Leon as well. You'd be like "That's Leon." 648 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,468 But the problem is... is... 649 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,105 if we have a kid, the kid's gonna adore you, 650 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:32,809 because you win at everything in life. 651 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:35,979 Like you're A plus, plus, plus, plus student. 652 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:38,014 It doesn't matter. I'll fail so hard in that 'cause they gonna be like... 653 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,717 Dad's the greatest. Mom's an asshole. 654 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,453 No, you're gonna kill it. Are you kidding me? 655 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:45,855 Why wouldn't you be a great mom? 656 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:50,260 You're gonna be a great mom. 657 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,432 Yeah, sure. Why? 658 00:38:57,269 --> 00:39:00,370 You're just made for it. You're... You're... 659 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,339 - You're gonna be great. - Yeah, I know. 660 00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,740 Every fucking month I know that. 661 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,742 'Cause I'm fucking bleeding down my legs. 662 00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,744 - Jesus. - Filling two super tampons 663 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:11,114 And a maxi pad that's like made for a grandpa. 664 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:13,717 - Two super tampons? - Yes. 665 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,918 I didn't know. 666 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,286 It's fucking horrible. 667 00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:17,487 Yeah, it is horrible. 668 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:20,690 You have no idea. Like it's not pretty. 669 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,427 It's not fucking sexy and grounded and shit like that. 670 00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:26,396 I'm not talking about that. 671 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,598 No, I know... Okay. 672 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:33,470 Talking about the mind, body, spirit. 673 00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:36,873 Yeah, I don't think it worked that way. I don't think it's... 674 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,610 I don't know. I don't think... 675 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,079 because I'm a good person at stuff 676 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,549 that I'm gonna be a good mom if I choose to have kids. 677 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:49,319 Like, that's not an innate thing in women. 678 00:39:49,321 --> 00:39:51,788 I think that's a total misconception. 679 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:54,724 And who knows? Why do you think that 680 00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,060 wouldn't be a misconception of me? 681 00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,595 Why do you think I'd be good? 682 00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,463 And maybe I'm just a bit selfish. 683 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,700 You know, maybe I just want to do my shit. 684 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:06,302 I have so much stuff I want to do. 685 00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:08,338 You know. Like that I... 686 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,241 in my bones wanna do and, like, 687 00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:12,709 see and be part of. 688 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,544 Like I keep thinking I'm gonna have this switch 689 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,146 in my head that it's gonna go, 690 00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:20,116 "I'm happy and I'm ready to do that thing that biologically 691 00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:21,484 "I should want to do." 692 00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:23,820 Like that so fucked. 693 00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:26,156 You don't have that. You can decide 694 00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:28,224 to go another 40 years of just 695 00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,793 doing whatever the fuck you wanna do. 696 00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:33,263 -I don't wanna go 40 years. -You can be a dad at 72 years old 697 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,266 and have this little baby and like a four-year-old 698 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,702 wife-child, who's like 699 00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:42,772 hot and whatever. You could fuck that girl. 700 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,542 And she could be 20 and you could be 70 years old 701 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:48,278 and impregnate her and be like the baddest ass 702 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,046 fucking guy on the planet. 703 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:54,217 I'm gonna refrain from comment, 704 00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:56,119 - uh, at this juncture. - Okay. 705 00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,623 Counselor, the defense rests 706 00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:01,992 on the... 707 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:07,096 Look, no one is saying, 708 00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,431 besides the entire society, 709 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,333 that you have to have children. 710 00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:11,768 Like I'm not saying that. 711 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:14,938 We don't have to have kids. You know? 712 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:23,546 I wanna have kids. 713 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,515 I do. 714 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,324 This next record, 715 00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,926 is the basis of everything you know in music. 716 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,700 - They're called The Meters. - Okay. 717 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:46,002 - You need to know about them. - Why? 718 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,704 They transmuted 719 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,973 real music into popular music. 720 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,541 They were the funnel. They were the... 721 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:54,310 They were the fulcrum of modern music. 722 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:56,846 It sounds familiar because this music 723 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,649 is inside of every single song you've ever heard. 724 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,852 It came from a heartbeat. 725 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,553 And it came through African, it came through the port of New Orleans 726 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,523 where slaves were playing with European instruments, 727 00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:07,924 and it came out in brass bands 728 00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:09,425 and brass musicians were playing. 729 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:11,261 And people would follow them because somebody died 730 00:42:11,263 --> 00:42:12,295 or somebody got married. 731 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,964 Um... 732 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:18,268 Let's feel it. Let me... Oh, wow. Holy fucking shit. 733 00:42:18,270 --> 00:42:19,869 I think we have the same bicep. 734 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,704 - What do you mean? - I'm serious. 735 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:24,807 - Feel that one. - That's really good. 736 00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:26,643 - No, you have the same exact... - It's like a half-apple. 737 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:28,244 This is on a record right now 738 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:29,946 but this is normally never controlled. 739 00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:31,180 It changes every time. 740 00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,649 This isn't even a song. 741 00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,317 It's just something that happened. 742 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,919 Ladies and gentlemen, 743 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,755 presenting Miss Jenna... 744 00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:41,457 What's your last name? 745 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:42,625 Delancey. 746 00:42:42,627 --> 00:42:45,295 Delancey. Miss Jenna Delancey. 747 00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,497 She has achieved absolutely nothing. 748 00:42:47,499 --> 00:42:48,631 Thank you. 749 00:42:48,633 --> 00:42:50,633 - I have a confession. - Oh, God. 750 00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:52,268 I was in ballet when I was a kid. 751 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,771 And I had a solo where the whole class left the stage 752 00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:56,506 - and I got to stay. - Mm-hmm. 753 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:58,241 And I was so excited for this solo because 754 00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:00,009 it was literally, like, 12 seconds. 755 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,245 And by myself on stage, which is massive 756 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,846 - when you're ten. - Yeah. 757 00:43:03,848 --> 00:43:06,182 And backstage right before we went on, 758 00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,951 and Marla was like, 759 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:10,253 "Your dress is tucked into your tights. 760 00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,621 "We can see you underwear." 761 00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:15,124 And I knew she was doing it to fuck with me. 762 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:18,061 So I tucked all of my dress 763 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:20,129 into my tights. 764 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:23,566 Like all of that bunched in, so it's, like, poofing out. 765 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:26,102 - Oh, my God. - And walked out, 766 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,870 did my solo like that. 767 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:29,739 Got kicked out of ballet. 768 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,841 I bet you fucking crushed it. 769 00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:34,010 Hold on. 770 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,414 - I have a confession. - Uh-huh. 771 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,316 I wasn't always this cool. 772 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,318 Go on. 773 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,188 When I was a freshman in high school, 774 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,290 - I decided to be cool. - Mm-hmm. 775 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,591 - And guess what? - What? 776 00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:50,026 - It worked. - Really? 777 00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,060 It fucking worked. 778 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,195 How did you do that? 779 00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:54,297 Well, first I grew my bangs. 780 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,265 - Your bangs? - I grew my bangs out. 781 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:57,634 You had bangs. That helped? 782 00:43:57,636 --> 00:43:58,835 I had bangs. Yes. 783 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:00,670 And I would dye the tips blonde. 784 00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:03,272 And I would chew on my bangs. 785 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,141 And I swear to fucking God, 786 00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,777 it made me the coolest kid in New Orleans. 787 00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,747 I went from dork-fucking-city 788 00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,915 to the coolest kid in New Orleans. 789 00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:16,052 That's why I'm here. That's why I'm here 790 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:18,721 - in the UK right now, just... - I'm so glad. 791 00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:21,190 - Just 'cause I decided to be cool. - You are cool. 792 00:44:23,595 --> 00:44:25,995 I hate when my dad comes to dances. 793 00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:36,239 Hm? Oh. Sorry. Sorry. 794 00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,125 Mm. 795 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:05,201 There she is! 796 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:07,236 - I'm gonna thank you... - I'll thank you. 797 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,372 Thank you for having us. 798 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,240 Oh, my God. I'm coming inside. 799 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,512 - Hello, baby. - Hello! 800 00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:17,914 - How are ya? - Good. 801 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,515 - Oh, my god. - Good to see you. 802 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:21,150 - I know. I miss you. - I miss you. 803 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:24,353 - Drink, babes? - Yeah, I'll have a wine, please. 804 00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:26,355 - Hi! - Happy birthday! 805 00:45:26,357 --> 00:45:27,390 Thanks for being here. 806 00:45:27,392 --> 00:45:28,324 Did you get my text? 807 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:29,625 Yes, I did. 808 00:45:29,627 --> 00:45:31,561 - I just didn't get a chance... - No, don't worry. 809 00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:33,996 Fucking swamped at work. 810 00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:35,932 - It's fine, I'm gonna get you a drink. - I'm happy you're here. 811 00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:37,967 - I'm happy. I love you. - I love you too. 812 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,203 Whoa! I'm drunk. I'm drunk already. 813 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,907 - You told me to come... - I'm sorry I was... 814 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,409 - days ago. - You must've been... 815 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:47,610 Do you know anybody in here? 816 00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:48,611 - I've kinda... I've... - Have you met anyone? 817 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:49,645 I've forgotten names. 818 00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,947 - Nice to meet you. - Oh, hi. Layla. 819 00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,281 - Nice to meet you, too. - I work with Jess. 820 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,417 Oh, great. Oh, awesome. Yeah. I've heard... 821 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,185 I've heard amazing things about you. 822 00:45:56,554 --> 00:45:58,121 - Hi. - Oh! 823 00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,590 - You look gorgeous. - Thanks. Thank you. 824 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:02,625 - Hey. - Hello, how are you? 825 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,193 - How are you doing? - Oh, my God, I'm great. 826 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,995 It is so good to see you on your birthday. 827 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:09,165 - I cherish you. - Oh, my God, thank you. 828 00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,767 Ah! 829 00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:15,338 Oh, big smush! Happy birthday! 830 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,241 - What a wonderful relationship. - Wonderful relationship. Yeah. 831 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:20,226 You're still with this guy? 832 00:46:20,227 --> 00:46:22,210 Yeah, I can't help it. There's something about him. 833 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,213 Something about him. You've met Scott. 834 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:25,848 - Leon. - Leon. 835 00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:27,482 - We... Right here. - Nice to meet you. 836 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:28,785 Nice to meet you, Scott. 837 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,086 -Yeah, this is great. -Best friends. This is happening. 838 00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:31,087 - He says... - So good. 839 00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:32,688 - This is how we are now. - So amazing. 840 00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,791 That's a very long handshake. 841 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,592 - Hello. - Hi. 842 00:46:36,594 --> 00:46:38,761 Um, can you excuse us for one second? 843 00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,229 We have to shag right there. 844 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:41,330 - Wow. - Is that cool? 845 00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:43,299 -Yeah. -Just look that way. I'm very needy. 846 00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,901 I'm needy and I... 847 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:47,170 - Just have that... - Yeah, yeah. 848 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:48,504 - Hi. - Hey. 849 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,739 You okay? 850 00:46:49,741 --> 00:46:51,674 Yeah, I'm good. 851 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,242 Oh, okay. Okay, good. 852 00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,011 - That good. - I brought a drink for you! 853 00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:56,479 - She's good. - Happy birthday! 854 00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:57,780 - Oh, thank you. - She's good? 855 00:46:57,782 --> 00:46:59,081 She's good, yeah. I'm very... She's good. 856 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,550 You smell like you were cooking. 857 00:47:00,552 --> 00:47:01,651 - I might've cooked. - Really? 858 00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:02,819 - Yeah. - I might've cooked. 859 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:04,554 - You smelled. - Mm-hmm. 860 00:47:04,556 --> 00:47:05,788 We were conspiring. 861 00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:06,989 - Really? - In your favor. 862 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,691 - I can't wait. - In your favor. 863 00:47:08,693 --> 00:47:10,927 I know. I was... I was only 12. 864 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,995 I've never seen an asshole before. 865 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:15,164 I didn't... There was no... there was no internet. 866 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,265 There was nothing. 867 00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:18,201 So, my dad comes home. 868 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,836 And he blows into the... 869 00:47:19,838 --> 00:47:21,504 I should have known he was going to take a wee. 870 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:22,872 He comes in the bathroom, 871 00:47:22,874 --> 00:47:25,208 he swings the door open, this is me... 872 00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:27,877 - Asshole in the mirror. - No, no! 873 00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:31,147 And I pop up, penis swings up. 874 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:33,616 We lock eyes and I say, "Thank you." 875 00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,818 I have no idea why. 876 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:37,253 I have no idea why. 877 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,288 Because you are a well-behaved boy. 878 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:41,190 I... I was meant to be British. 879 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,925 You see? They've shipped me out here. 880 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,227 They were just, like, way too polite. 881 00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:46,495 No, I feel really embarrassed saying it. 882 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:48,497 I do. I really love porn. 883 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,800 Not like daily, but, 884 00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:53,135 quite like low grade's quite gritty. 885 00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,704 - That's weird. - Yeah. I'm with you. 886 00:47:54,706 --> 00:47:56,739 - A bit shaky. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 887 00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:58,241 Can't quite see what's happening. 888 00:47:58,243 --> 00:47:59,692 A bit shaky! 889 00:47:59,693 --> 00:48:01,142 I don't know why I haven't said this to you before. 890 00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:02,612 No, you have to come to my house 891 00:48:02,614 --> 00:48:04,947 on a Thursday. On a Thursday, 892 00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:07,350 this couple across the road opens their curtains... 893 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:10,052 On a Thursday at 07:00 p.m., and has sex. 894 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,754 - No. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 895 00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:13,556 - Real-life grainy porn. - Yes! 896 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,057 - Whoo! - Yes. 897 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:17,126 And it's really, like, athletic. 898 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,795 Like, she is getting in all sorts of positions 899 00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:22,031 that... that aren't making her cum. 900 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:24,033 And I know that for a fact, because... 901 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,568 - Because... - How close are you watching? 902 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,471 Well, I'm there, like this the whole time. It's fascinating. 903 00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:30,740 But... but this is what happened to me, I swear. 904 00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:32,742 Like I learnt these positions from porn, 905 00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:35,011 and I didn't cum until last year, 906 00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:36,913 - like, yeah. - Okay. 907 00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:42,351 Um, but it was because I was, you know, like, 908 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,186 like all of this behind. Oh, sexy, sexy. 909 00:48:44,188 --> 00:48:46,656 And it was doing fucking nothing for me. 910 00:48:46,658 --> 00:48:48,124 Yeah, 'cause you're just performing. 911 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:49,725 - I was performing. - Yeah. 912 00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:51,360 Yeah, that's... you have to have sex with a lady. 913 00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:53,029 - Sex with women. - That's where I'm going wrong. 914 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:55,564 Okay, 100%, having sex with a woman 915 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,999 is the best way to have sex. 916 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:59,235 Don't you think... don't you think that whole... 917 00:48:59,237 --> 00:49:01,971 That's because... women feel like that because that whole 918 00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:04,907 area of our sexuality is always through 919 00:49:04,909 --> 00:49:06,175 a male gaze. 920 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,277 We're always doing it for... 921 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,746 We're always doing it for the man. 922 00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:12,248 Uh, uh, uh. 923 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,550 Bullshit, bullshit. There's pressure on men as well, like, 924 00:49:14,552 --> 00:49:16,786 I've felt like a piece of meat just the other week. 925 00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:19,722 I was with this bird, right, we're in this bar. 926 00:49:19,724 --> 00:49:21,057 And it was heading that way, 927 00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,059 but she wants to know what I'm packing 928 00:49:23,061 --> 00:49:24,627 before we go any further. 929 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:25,828 - She's like... - Whoa. 930 00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:28,564 Like, she's like "I don't want to waste any time, 931 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:30,099 "I want a number." 932 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,718 A number? 933 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,336 Now you do have to tell us what number you gave her. 934 00:49:33,338 --> 00:49:36,205 Be kind to yourself. 935 00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,977 I gave her a number that was in her acceptable range. 936 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,681 And, you know, we got down to some stuff. 937 00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:48,517 But, I mean, to be honest, like, 938 00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,054 it was kind of roomy down there. 939 00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:54,523 - Dude. - Oh, my God. 940 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,926 She... I started to see why she was asking. 941 00:49:56,928 --> 00:49:59,362 She had a big vagina. 942 00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:02,064 That sounds a little sexist there. 943 00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:04,900 - Oh, yeah. - Just a little sexist. 944 00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:08,170 I'm sorry that you were shamed on your cock size, 945 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:10,973 but you don't need to shame all the vaginas at the same time. 946 00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:15,811 And make us into disembodied cocks and cunts, do you? 947 00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,947 No, I'm pretty proud of my vagina. 948 00:50:17,949 --> 00:50:19,081 - As you should be. - I know. 949 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,317 - It's gorgeous. - Pushed our son out. 950 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,824 - Are you two lesbians? - Yes. 951 00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,693 Yes, that's why... 952 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:31,861 And you have a kid? 953 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:33,863 Yes, Jake, he's very sweet. 954 00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,698 How did you guys do that? Did you... 955 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,299 Was it, like, IVF, or, 956 00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:39,769 - sperm donor, or... - Well... 957 00:50:39,771 --> 00:50:41,404 Did you just get a little 958 00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:45,541 turkey baster and just shove it up your vag? 959 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,576 I can't believe why nobody's asking about my cunt. 960 00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:49,912 Layla, have you met Pat? 961 00:50:49,914 --> 00:50:51,847 Oh! 962 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,250 Layla, this is... this is Pat the cunt. 963 00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:56,519 - Pat the cunt. - Pat the cunt. 964 00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,422 If you see him in the street, Pat the cunt. 965 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,358 She told me to do that every time. 966 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,392 You are in, baby. 967 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,728 - Well done. I like her. - Yeah. 968 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,696 Oh, my God. How Jakey? 969 00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,231 I love him. I miss him. 970 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,100 He is great. I mean, he shits a lot. He does. 971 00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:13,069 Yeah. But it's really... 972 00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:14,303 That's what he's built for. 973 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:16,405 Yeah, I know. And he's just doing a great job. 974 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,441 It's fab. Yeah. 975 00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,342 Shall we be honest? 976 00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:22,244 We've been struggling, 977 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,646 but we're working on our own, babes. 978 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:26,449 Yeah, less time in my head. More time in my body. 979 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,084 Still a crap mother but trying. 980 00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:29,485 No, you're not at all. 981 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,921 And I'm like, really working on like, remembering 982 00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:33,689 who you are as a lover as well as a friend 983 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,858 which is crucial 'cause you forget the lover part. 984 00:51:35,860 --> 00:51:37,226 - Yeah. - And I'm working on that. 985 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,095 - Are you guys in therapy? - Yes, we are. 986 00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:41,897 No regrets. No regrets. 987 00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:44,200 But the real saver is the manny. 988 00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:45,701 Oh, God bless him. Tyson. 989 00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:46,936 He's a manny actually. 990 00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:48,838 Was that 'cause you wanted a male influence? 991 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,273 - Um, I don't think it was that conscious. Yes. 992 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,342 I mean, I just liked his eyes though. 993 00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:55,511 - They are cute. Yeah. - And... and are you sure that 994 00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,880 you really want a male influence on his life anyway? 995 00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,116 What's wrong with having a male influence? 996 00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,318 Nothing wrong with having a male influence. 997 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,687 But there's nothing necessarily right with it either. 998 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,889 And don't get me wrong, I'm a guy, I like being a guy, 999 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:10,526 but it's like, you know, it doesn't really matter either way. 1000 00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:11,961 It's not consequential. 1001 00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,762 Yeah, yeah, I'm with Scott, like, 1002 00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:16,265 Jake is... is a free man. 1003 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:18,267 You know what I mean? He doesn't have a dad to disappoint 1004 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:19,869 nor measure up to, like... 1005 00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:24,140 My dad was, like, in the army, Falklands, like, medals, 1006 00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:26,275 all that shit, I'm like, ten stone piss wet through. 1007 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,977 I wasn't gonna follow that shit. 1008 00:52:27,979 --> 00:52:29,678 Fair enough, man. 1009 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,980 - Whoo! - Okay. 1010 00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:32,414 She can curse. 1011 00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:35,317 Yeah, I feel like I'm doing, like, a macho thing right now. 1012 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,652 - Are you? - In work, yeah. 1013 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,221 I'm trying to, like, assert my power and... 1014 00:52:39,223 --> 00:52:41,857 'cause I'm new, and, you know, a woman and so I'm... 1015 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:46,195 trying to get people's attention and I'll stand, like... 1016 00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:49,798 Like I really stand, liked wide-legged. 1017 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,467 You know, taking up space 1018 00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:53,369 'cause... 'cause otherwise nobody listens to me. 1019 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,237 Maybe it's 'cause you're boring. 1020 00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:00,376 Ha! I told you you'd love her. 1021 00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:02,244 - Are you alright, babe? - Yeah. 1022 00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:06,415 Obi, Obi, yeah. Tell... tell everyone about Caroline. 1023 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:08,517 Oh, the Caroline-Peter story. 1024 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,052 Okay, you all know Caroline and Peter? 1025 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,954 - No. - Well, you don't. Okay. Well... 1026 00:53:11,956 --> 00:53:14,523 The other week, they said, "Oh, come and have a couple of pints," you know, 1027 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,259 the pub underneath their new gaff, and I was like, "All right, then." 1028 00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:18,827 So I turn up, we have a couple of drinks 1029 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,663 over there for a while. "Oh, come on, we'll have a nightcap." 1030 00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:22,198 I was, "All right." 1031 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,233 Wander on up. A lovely new flat, 1032 00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:25,801 we sit down, have a couple of beers, 1033 00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:28,404 then Caroline says, "Oh, I'm just gonna pop off to the loo." 1034 00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,339 "All right." 1035 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,273 Peter, he leans into me. He says, "Oh, you know, 1036 00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:34,577 you know we're in an open relationship, right?" 1037 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,178 Wow. 1038 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,247 I was like, "No. I was not aware 1039 00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:39,848 "of this information." 1040 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:43,385 Uh, and he said, "Yeah, well, me and Caroline have been talking 1041 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,954 "and she'd really like to fuck you." 1042 00:53:44,956 --> 00:53:47,256 - Yes! - Right. Wow. 1043 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,291 Caroline comes back from the bathroom, 1044 00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:50,960 she sits down next to me, she says to Pete, 1045 00:53:50,962 --> 00:53:53,495 "Have you discussed it with him?" And Pete goes, "Yes." 1046 00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,631 -I'm, like, "Oh, wow. Discussed it?" -Oh, my God. 1047 00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:58,234 Next thing I know, Pete stands up and he just sort of... 1048 00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:01,003 voyeurs and she... 1049 00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,838 starts feeling up the leg. 1050 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,307 I'm, "Oh, my God." Flipping out. 1051 00:54:05,309 --> 00:54:06,675 You'd have loved it. 1052 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:08,177 And... 1053 00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:09,778 I just feel his breath getting closer to me, 1054 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,380 and I was seeing from the corner of my eye, 1055 00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:13,282 he's dropping his fly. 1056 00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:15,317 I'm like, "Oh, my God. How am I gonna get out of this?" 1057 00:54:15,319 --> 00:54:17,119 She's palpitating next to me. 1058 00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:18,621 I'm like, "Yeah, oh, my God." 1059 00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:20,956 She gets this close and I think, "How am I gonna get out of this?" 1060 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:22,998 The only thing that pops into my head, I just say... 1061 00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:25,227 "I got I.B.S." 1062 00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:29,398 And she slowly backs away. 1063 00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:33,168 And his fly ascends. 1064 00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:34,169 Oh, my God. 1065 00:54:34,171 --> 00:54:35,638 And I finish my beer and leave. 1066 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,072 Oh, my God! 1067 00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:38,707 I could not do that. I could not 1068 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:41,076 have an open relationship. I could just not do it. 1069 00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:43,112 Can you imagine, like, watching someone fuck 1070 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,713 your boyfriend? That's so weird. 1071 00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,548 - I'm in an open relationship. - Are you? 1072 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:49,018 - Cool. - Really? How's that work? 1073 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:52,254 - What do you mean? How does it... How does your boyfriend like that? 1074 00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:53,656 - He like that? - Yeah, he does like that. 1075 00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:55,691 - He loves it. - Oh, I bet he loves it. 1076 00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:58,327 Yeah. He gets to fuck whoever he fucking wants to fuck. 1077 00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,095 - So do I. - Right. 1078 00:55:00,097 --> 00:55:01,597 Yeah, but it's different for guys. 1079 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,265 - It's different for guys, it's different for girls. How? 1080 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:05,200 -Sex... Sex is different for men. -Why? 1081 00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:07,002 Well, 'cause it's a penis as opposed to a vagina 1082 00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:09,204 so it's an external experience as opposed to an internal experience. 1083 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:10,739 - It's bullshit. - No, it's not because... 1084 00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:13,075 It is. It's bullshit. You're buying into the male narrative. 1085 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:14,376 No. No. It's bio... 1086 00:55:14,378 --> 00:55:16,645 I... I... I think I would give it a go. 1087 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,946 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1088 00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,948 - You're together. Yeah? - Yeah. 1089 00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,318 How long have you been together? 1090 00:55:22,753 --> 00:55:25,587 Um, 1.25 years. 1091 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:28,023 Okay, so you're still sort of 1092 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:30,492 in a honeymoon phase, would you say? 1093 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,695 I don't think that's a phase. 1094 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,481 We're at a hundred. 1095 00:55:35,482 --> 00:55:37,299 Well, whatever phase you are in, I'm sorry to break it to you, 1096 00:55:37,301 --> 00:55:40,202 but it's gonna end and then, 1097 00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:42,671 inevitably, you'll want to fuck other people. 1098 00:55:46,077 --> 00:55:48,077 Yeah, but we're not monkeys, right? 1099 00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:49,778 - Are you calling me a monkey? - Well, no. 1100 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,281 I mean, okay, okay, you said I'm a human being, right? 1101 00:55:52,283 --> 00:55:53,849 I'm a human being, I have consciousness. 1102 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,317 And I know that 1103 00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:57,453 I love Leon and I respect him, 1104 00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,455 and I want to cherish that. I wanna defend that. 1105 00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:01,490 I have that with my boyfriend. 1106 00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:04,460 I love somebody. And he gets... he gets all of me, 1107 00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,762 he gets my good bits, my shit bits, my crazy, 1108 00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,564 - my vulnerability, my everything. - Right. 1109 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:10,733 I also get to have fucking sex. 1110 00:56:10,735 --> 00:56:13,068 Yeah, but, I mean, but that's like fucking... 1111 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:16,205 I'm sorry, but this is chopping yourself up into all these pieces. 1112 00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:18,374 - How? - Because you just said it. 1113 00:56:18,376 --> 00:56:20,109 You just fucking said it. 1114 00:56:20,111 --> 00:56:21,877 You did, sorry. You just said it. 1115 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,846 - No. - You said that you have to... 1116 00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:25,948 No, but what I'm saying is... - Let me say something. 1117 00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:29,151 You said I have to give him this-that, this-that, 1118 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:30,836 you name out all the things. 1119 00:56:30,837 --> 00:56:32,520 I didn't say have to, I just get sex. I said I want to. 1120 00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:34,923 Yeah, but I also want to fuck. I also want to get my rocks off. 1121 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,825 Do you wanna be a victim? Do you wanna be a victim? 1122 00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,961 No, I'm not a victim. I'm not... Listen. 1123 00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,930 If anybody in this situation is cutting themselves off from something, 1124 00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:43,065 I think it's you. 1125 00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:54,777 Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. 1126 00:56:56,347 --> 00:57:00,149 Me and Pat are having an experience right now. 1127 00:57:00,151 --> 00:57:02,017 I wanna pee-pee. 1128 00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:03,886 Um, can you give me a spot? 1129 00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,855 I need a spot, guys, 'cause of the size of it and... 1130 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:09,425 - And the weight of the thing. - There are lesbians present. 1131 00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:12,194 He's got a very girthy... 1132 00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:15,364 I have to kind of get in there and lift his little elbows up. 1133 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:21,069 Oh, I get to hold my boyfriend's dick. 1134 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,159 What are you doing? 1135 00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:47,062 What are you doing? 1136 00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,471 Nothing. 1137 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,651 I'm sorry. 1138 00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:22,724 Happy birthday. 1139 00:59:30,401 --> 00:59:33,235 I have a confession. 1140 00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:37,239 Um, my dad doesn't like me and I'm never going to get over it. 1141 00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:42,244 Just put that in the pocket, and you know, 1142 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,779 do whatever you will. 1143 00:59:44,515 --> 00:59:46,782 My brother's an alcoholic 1144 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,818 and he's been in rehab for ten years on and off. 1145 00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,755 - Okay. - So... 1146 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:56,692 - Whatever. - I guess you win. 1147 00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:58,527 I win? 1148 00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:01,730 That's what I was trying to do. 1149 01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:05,167 - Out... out-drama-ing you. - Yeah. 1150 01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:11,173 - No way. - No? 1151 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:12,441 - No. - That's good. 1152 01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:13,775 - Do that. - Stop! 1153 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,644 - Do that. - I don't want to. 1154 01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:18,413 - Okay, again. - Okay, I want you to be brave now. 1155 01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,382 - Be super brave. - Okay. 1156 01:00:20,384 --> 01:00:22,751 This is fucking gorgeous. 1157 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:25,454 I'm gonna sell this to all the Bedouin porn sites. 1158 01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:26,788 It will be incredible. 1159 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:29,591 That's really good. Can I see one eye? 1160 01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:31,660 That's a good eye. 1161 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:36,598 Oh, God, look, there's teeth. 1162 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,634 I don't want to... I don't want to alarm you. 1163 01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,335 - But I saw your teeth. - My teeth are so bad. 1164 01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,371 Okay, no, I shouldn't get too excited. 1165 01:00:42,373 --> 01:00:44,206 - Don't. - Okay. 1166 01:00:45,576 --> 01:00:47,809 There's no better photoshoot than this one. 1167 01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:50,879 Yeah. Wait. Where are you going? 1168 01:00:51,582 --> 01:00:52,748 I don't like it back here. 1169 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:54,216 You don't like it back there? 1170 01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,585 - Let's get out of here. - I'm going to emerge. 1171 01:00:58,122 --> 01:00:59,187 Really? 1172 01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:02,524 Hold on. Hold on. Just two seconds. 1173 01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:04,626 Here it comes. Here it comes. 1174 01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:07,029 Okay. And... Okay. 1175 01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:16,338 I'm just trying to recover from 1176 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:20,676 that period. That just, that moment. 1177 01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:22,077 What happens next? 1178 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:24,012 I don't know. What do you want me to do? 1179 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:26,682 - I don't... It's not me. - Tell me what to do. 1180 01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:28,950 I... I... I will never tell you what to do. 1181 01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:31,853 - I'm just here to witness. - Okay. 1182 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:34,623 I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. 1183 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:36,158 Oh, I see what you're doing. 1184 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,759 - You see it? - I see it. 1185 01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,031 Okay. 1186 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,634 That shit is going down right now. 1187 01:01:45,636 --> 01:01:48,036 I am the strongest woman in the world! 1188 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,137 Yeah, yeah. 1189 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:51,306 - I am a demigod. - Yes! 1190 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:53,742 Holy shit. 1191 01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:56,678 Oh! Oh! 1192 01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:01,249 Yeah. 1193 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,852 Yes! 1194 01:03:32,643 --> 01:03:33,942 You okay? 1195 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:36,479 This is good. 1196 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:38,147 Here we are. 1197 01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:52,061 Okay. 1198 01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:56,265 Here. 1199 01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:58,201 What is this? 1200 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,036 It's a time machine. 1201 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:05,941 Yeah. It's a time machine. 1202 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,078 What? 1203 01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:12,280 To go back to the moment 1204 01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:14,883 that everything changed. 1205 01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:17,252 I know. 1206 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:22,624 I know this can't replace what was lost. 1207 01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:24,392 I'm here to say 1208 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,629 that I'm sorry 1209 01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:29,331 that it did get destroyed 1210 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,533 at the party before you went to Japan. 1211 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,001 It was Pat, 1212 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:34,636 and I'm sorry I was a coward 1213 01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,838 and I didn't say anything to you. 1214 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,875 And I worked really hard with your dad, 1215 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,309 we went through family photo albums 1216 01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:43,845 and we saw it in the back of some photographs, 1217 01:04:43,847 --> 01:04:46,915 and I brought it to the guy right over that hill, 1218 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:50,685 who's a proper Welshman who recreated it, 1219 01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:52,420 and it's never gonna be the same. 1220 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:56,057 But it's just my way of saying that I'm owning up to it. 1221 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,526 And I see you and I understand 1222 01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,929 what you were feeling. 1223 01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,797 And just trying to go back to the moment 1224 01:05:02,799 --> 01:05:05,200 where it changed for us, and this is the moment. 1225 01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,702 And I know I can't fix it with this, 1226 01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:10,005 but I'm just trying to say that I know. 1227 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:11,940 And I'm sorry. 1228 01:05:12,643 --> 01:05:14,910 And I wanna be happy with you, 1229 01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:17,612 like we were before. Before this. 1230 01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:22,250 Whoo. 1231 01:05:26,757 --> 01:05:28,924 I had sex with Scott. 1232 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,317 When? 1233 01:05:57,321 --> 01:05:58,353 When? 1234 01:05:58,689 --> 01:06:00,455 In Japan. 1235 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,257 And when you went to Manchester. 1236 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:04,893 How did it happen? 1237 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:06,995 I don't know. 1238 01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:08,863 Be fucking honest with me. 1239 01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:10,432 - You want me to tell you? - Yeah. 1240 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:13,569 I... 1241 01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:17,605 We were out with clients 1242 01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:19,307 after a really good shoot. 1243 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,709 We had a big day. 1244 01:06:20,711 --> 01:06:23,745 And it was all so much fun. 1245 01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:26,948 And it just went so well and... 1246 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:29,951 I got drunk. 1247 01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:32,420 We all got drunk and... 1248 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,257 I didn't even think of Scott that way. 1249 01:06:36,259 --> 01:06:38,760 I've never thought of him that way before. 1250 01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,662 - Shut the fuck up. - I've never... 1251 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:42,464 You gotta tell me the truth. 1252 01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:51,373 He wanted to go this after hours, 1253 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:54,743 so we did that and it was this weird bar. 1254 01:06:54,745 --> 01:06:57,712 It was like... There were pink walls. 1255 01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:03,051 This one big pink wall by the bathroom. 1256 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:05,453 It's all neon, and so it back-lit, 1257 01:07:05,455 --> 01:07:07,989 everything. It made people's silhouette. 1258 01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:10,458 And I was standing there 1259 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:14,195 waiting to go to the bathroom. And... 1260 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:16,431 And this guy came up to me and he just... 1261 01:07:19,069 --> 01:07:21,903 grabbed me and kissed me and... 1262 01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:24,739 I didn't know who it was and... 1263 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510 Come on. 1264 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:30,211 Stop lying. 1265 01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:33,248 You knew it was Scott. 1266 01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:39,154 It felt really good to be kissed like that. 1267 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,262 That energy, you know? 1268 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:55,503 And you fucked him in the hotel? 1269 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:57,739 Yeah. Yeah. 1270 01:08:00,777 --> 01:08:02,343 How big was the pink wall? 1271 01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:05,113 - Neon wall by the bathroom? - What? 1272 01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:07,816 The tall, the big neon thing that you were... 1273 01:08:07,818 --> 01:08:10,051 Big. I don't know. It was big. 1274 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:12,120 - To the ceiling? - Yeah. Yeah. 1275 01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:14,522 Up the whole bar or just the bathroom? 1276 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:15,757 Just the... 1277 01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:20,628 That's a lot. 1278 01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,167 Did you fuck him in our bed 1279 01:08:26,169 --> 01:08:28,103 - when I went to Manchester? - No. 1280 01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:31,172 Anybody else? 1281 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,008 - No. Not really, no. - Not really? 1282 01:08:34,010 --> 01:08:36,344 No, I didn't fuck anybody else, no. 1283 01:08:37,981 --> 01:08:39,280 Why him? 1284 01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:41,349 - Why Scott? - Mm-hmm. 1285 01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:43,051 I don't know. 1286 01:08:43,053 --> 01:08:44,819 - Come on. - It's not about Scott. 1287 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,321 Come on. Come on. 1288 01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:49,224 It's not about him, it's about me and you. 1289 01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:51,292 It's about you guys 1290 01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:52,927 because you were fucking in Japan 1291 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:55,330 when I was at home wanking off to you... 1292 01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:56,464 - No, no, no. - On my birthday. 1293 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,800 Don't pretend that this is some victim shit. 1294 01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:00,802 You are involved in this too. 1295 01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,370 This is about me and you. 1296 01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:06,508 I just feel like I'm disillusioned with us. 1297 01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:09,277 Disillusioned. That's... Don't be so fucking polite. 1298 01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:11,846 You know, I'm sick and tired 1299 01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:14,115 of being terrified of, 1300 01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:15,583 of disappointing you, 1301 01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:18,853 of not living up to your impossible fucking standards. 1302 01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:20,922 I'm sick of being terrified of you. 1303 01:09:20,924 --> 01:09:22,724 You're fucking terrifying. 1304 01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:24,792 You're scary. 1305 01:09:24,794 --> 01:09:26,094 And I don't have any ambition. 1306 01:09:26,096 --> 01:09:27,762 Maybe I don't. I don't know. 1307 01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:29,998 So what? Don't do that. 1308 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,400 Don't do that. No, no, no. No. 1309 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:34,903 You don't get to write me off like a little... 1310 01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:36,137 pathetic little boy. 1311 01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:38,273 I'm disappointed to hear you say that. 1312 01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:42,343 I care about other stuff. 1313 01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:45,113 You... You can't. You don't even know. 1314 01:09:45,115 --> 01:09:47,282 - Like what? - You don't take the time to listen. 1315 01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,217 I care about family, I care about friends. 1316 01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:50,919 - I care about relationships. - I care about that too. 1317 01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:51,920 - You don't. - Yes, I do. 1318 01:09:51,922 --> 01:09:53,288 - You don't. - I'm not a fucking robot. 1319 01:09:53,289 --> 01:09:54,655 - No one in this world... - No, I am a human being. 1320 01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:56,291 - I'm not a fucking robot. - Thinks that you care about 1321 01:09:56,293 --> 01:09:59,861 anybody other than yourself and your fucking work. 1322 01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:02,063 Your friends come to me 1323 01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:03,598 crying and bitching and moaning 1324 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,067 'cause you're not there and I defend you. 1325 01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:08,303 And I'm wrong because you're not there. 1326 01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:10,371 You think that I don't feel that, that I don't know 1327 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,974 that you guys talk about me, that I'm not there? 1328 01:10:12,976 --> 01:10:15,910 Like... I know. I know that. 1329 01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:17,111 Then what are you doing? 1330 01:10:17,113 --> 01:10:19,113 I don't know. I don't know. 1331 01:10:19,115 --> 01:10:21,549 Just... I don't wanna have to stop myself. 1332 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,418 I don't have to make myself small for you 1333 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,220 so you don't feel fucking insecure. 1334 01:10:25,222 --> 01:10:26,721 - I'm so sorry. - I don't wanna have to do that. 1335 01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,623 - I'm so sorry it's so painful... - You shouldn't have to do that. 1336 01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:31,459 For you to have a fucking sensitive person in your life. 1337 01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:33,928 I think you're fucking happy I went and fucked Scott. 1338 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:36,064 - Oh, God, you're unbelievable. - Yeah, 'cause now you can be a fucking martyr. 1339 01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:39,234 -You're fucking loving it. You love it. -Oh, Jesus Christ. 1340 01:10:39,236 --> 01:10:41,369 This is what guys do. They push people away 1341 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,470 so they can feel loved. 1342 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,772 Shut up with the fucking male stereotypes. 1343 01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,441 You're so full of shit. 1344 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,576 You're so much better than this, Leon. 1345 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,012 You're so much fucking better than this. 1346 01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:53,214 I want you to do the thing you want to do. 1347 01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:57,485 I don't want you to be, like, ignoring all this shit that you love. 1348 01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,054 Like, you wanna be a photographer, 1349 01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:02,423 why aren't you a fucking photographer? 1350 01:11:03,526 --> 01:11:06,561 Stand up for that. Stand up for yourself. 1351 01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:08,763 Do something. 1352 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:11,432 You wanna be an assistant the rest of your life? 1353 01:11:25,315 --> 01:11:27,215 That's not what I wanted to say to you. 1354 01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:29,917 I... I don't... 1355 01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:36,291 You're my best friend. I fucking love you. 1356 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,327 I love spending time with you. 1357 01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,929 You're so beautiful. 1358 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:44,365 You're fucking open and beautiful, 1359 01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,301 and creative and artistic, 1360 01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:48,403 you know, I look up to you. 1361 01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:50,438 You're amazing. I want you to do that. 1362 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,341 I want you to be... be that. 1363 01:12:00,050 --> 01:12:02,517 Did you ever wanna have kids with me? 1364 01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:07,690 I don't know. 1365 01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:16,564 Thank you. 1366 01:12:33,283 --> 01:12:35,850 I know I haven't done the stuff I'm supposed to do. 1367 01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:38,653 I'm disappointed in myself. 1368 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,991 And I know that I've been very fearful, 1369 01:12:43,993 --> 01:12:47,061 and I have been very difficult. 1370 01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,464 And very lazy. 1371 01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,799 And... 1372 01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:55,069 I've been really terrified that you're gonna leave me behind. 1373 01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,910 I'm gonna be a great dad. 1374 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,384 That's what I'm supposed to do. 1375 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:12,920 I'm not perfect. 1376 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,824 And I'm real sorry. 1377 01:13:23,233 --> 01:13:24,732 I don't know what to do. 1378 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,934 I don't know how to stop. 1379 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,872 I don't want to stop. 1380 01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:35,109 I don't know how to say this to you, I don't know. 1381 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:38,446 I don't wanna just... 1382 01:13:39,449 --> 01:13:42,517 wad along and not 1383 01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:44,619 do something with myself. 1384 01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:47,688 I wanna do shit. I really do. 1385 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:49,891 I'm sorry. 1386 01:13:57,233 --> 01:13:58,533 I'm sorry. 1387 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,780 I'm sorry. 1388 01:14:16,586 --> 01:14:17,618 Me too. 1389 01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:58,459 I need people to say that I'm good. 1390 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:03,531 I love it when people say that I'm good too. 1391 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,566 I want that always. 1392 01:15:05,568 --> 01:15:07,435 But when I get it, I say, "No, no, no. 1393 01:15:07,437 --> 01:15:09,203 "Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up." 1394 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,873 - Okay. - But that's just to make them say it more. 1395 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,642 - And really mean it - That's good. Oh. 1396 01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:16,511 - Do you get more that way? - Oh, yeah. 1397 01:15:16,513 --> 01:15:18,179 'Cause I just smile or tear up. 1398 01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:35,229 Think I'm getting bored to death of it. 1399 01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:36,797 What are you talking about? 1400 01:15:40,503 --> 01:15:42,370 - I have a confession. - Okay. 1401 01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:44,672 I'm a manipulative bitch. 1402 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,341 I accept that. 1403 01:15:47,343 --> 01:15:48,743 Do you have to accept it? 1404 01:15:48,745 --> 01:15:51,646 'Cause I made you accept that. 1405 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:55,550 - You're very good. - You didn't even know I did it. 1406 01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:57,718 - You're very good. - Tell me I'm not good at all. 1407 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,186 - I'm not good. - You're very good. 1408 01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,288 - No, stop, stop. - You're very good. 1409 01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:01,556 - Stop, I'm not. - You're very good, Jenna. 1410 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:03,824 Stop! Oh, it makes me nervous when you say that. 1411 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,594 - It does, huh? - See? 1412 01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:08,162 What? 1413 01:16:08,164 --> 01:16:09,564 Oh, my God, you just did it! 1414 01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:12,033 I wanted you to tell me you liked me more. 1415 01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:13,534 You just did it. 1416 01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:29,850 What time is it? 1417 01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:33,921 I don't care. 1418 01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:56,577 - What? - Sorry. 1419 01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:59,513 What? What was that? 1420 01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:02,283 I just have this feeling sometimes. 1421 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:04,685 - Hm. - I'm just about to fall. 1422 01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:06,854 My body's like, "No." 1423 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,191 It wakes me up. 1424 01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:12,460 - With laughing? - Yeah. 1425 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:14,795 That's the most horrible thing in the world. 1426 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,566 I know it. 1427 01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:22,637 - I have to tell you something. - Hm. 1428 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,607 When you leave this apartment, 1429 01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,644 I'm gonna be devastated. 1430 01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,147 I really don't like to stay over. 1431 01:17:36,419 --> 01:17:38,252 I don't like boys. 1432 01:17:39,389 --> 01:17:40,855 But I like you. 1433 01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:45,359 You're a cool dude. 1434 01:17:55,738 --> 01:17:57,738 I didn't even think... 105064