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My name is Leopold D’Arpajon
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and I’m sort of a therapist.
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A specialized therapist.
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How are you doing today?
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Good. My husband gets home tomorrow. We are all happy.
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We?
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I don’t remember hearing that you have children.
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Bimbo, Muslin and Cherry.
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They’re pussycats.
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My activities aren’t classic
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And I found her there, in the straw. She was dead.
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She was so beautiful alive. White and green.
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You know, parrots make a lot noise but they’re so cute.
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What am I going to do now?
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I only have two males left.
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Have you found an occupation?
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This one is raspberry, that one chocolate and this one is banana-coconut, my favorite.
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These are vanilla, pistachio and caramel.
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You want a taste?
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I too have something that will give you pleasure.
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Want to see?
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With pleasure.
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Banana. Strawberry. Bubble-gum. Mint. And Tutti-Frutti.
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Have a preference?
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My working nights begin so and continue like an endless adventure.
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One thousand and one impenetrable nights.
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Yes I am a particular kind of psychologist.
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The doctor of love.
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I heal broken hearts, the wounds that mark us with age.
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I give comfort where that fucking emptiness has settled.
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I am the essence of pleasure.
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The smooth talker. The magician.
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The illusionist of love.
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I give them the strings,
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I am their puppet, their bearded Barbie,
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the luxury product we buy and throw away after wear.
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I am an escort boy.
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Yes.
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Room service.
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Come in.
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Thank you.
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To love.
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To love.
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Meet next week? Same time and place?
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No.
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Divine wounds. Must we heal all?
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You’ll understand my decision at the end.
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My therapy is done. Thank you for everything Leopold.
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At your service.
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My D’Arpajon brother I will just never understand you.
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How can you look at such horrors in the morning?
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A vaginal swab is an operation that consists in spreading on a glass slide a cellular sample…
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of the pussy.
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Give it back.
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It’s disgusting.
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You don’t like pussy any more Raph? You want to talk about it.
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No. What’s disgusting is your stuff dribbling all over the eggs.
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My ‘stuff’ is a cucumber beauty mask.
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There’s nothing dirty about it.
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There’s your acne under it.
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JB why do you look at vaginas so early in the morning?
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I’m going to do my first vaginal swab.
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And who’s getting their pussy swabbed?
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Giovani!
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Use the opportunity to pop your cherry.
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Cucumber flavored scrambled eggs.
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Ok I counted twice and we don’t have enough money to pay rent this month.
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And we have to pay the electricity before they cut us off.. again.
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These scrambled eggs are excellent.
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I’ll help you.
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No no no that bothers me , I don’t like it.
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What the cucumbers? No, they’re delicious! Try them.
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I’ll cover what we’re missing.
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That!
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What?
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I don’t want you to pay for us.
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You guys will pay me back.
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Do you know how much we owe you?
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Actually we’re wondering where you’re getting the money from.
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Tips.
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Seriously you have to tell me how you do it.
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I don’t have a prepubescent teenager face.
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Fuck off Leopold.
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Get fucked up the ass Raph.
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I already offered him worse.
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Yeah… Fuck you guys.
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Raph, are you gay?
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Raph! You’re gay?!
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Yes I am a glutton.
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Bulimic of love and treats.
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Always looking for different tastes. Nobody know my vice.
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Except…
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Not bad.
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My days follow each other and all look alike.
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I take care of my body, how I look.
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Room Blue King.
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Is the coast clear?
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It is now 5pm
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No
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It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other.
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Hotel Galantin. Jennifer manager hello.
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Oh yes Marianne.
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Yeah no, listen I don’t know.
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Yes. Tell him to grab a rag and wipe himself off.
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Have you worked well lately?
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Yeah.
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3 clients. A saint, an SM and a banal one.
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Thank you. That’s it?
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It’s the usual Jen.
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Wait don’t take me for a fool.
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What am I going to say to Emilio? Taxes have gone up again, fucking president.
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I have three kids and a dog to feed. You know how much the vet costs?
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And 3 kids who eat for 6. Oh wait no you don’t have kids so you don’t know what it’s like.
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Luckily they don’t go to the vet. And Kimberly who will soon have her period.
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You know how much a gynecologist costs?
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Jen, your daughter is 5 years old.
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Yeah well kids are more and more precocious these days.
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Ask my brother.
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He’s a student.
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In gynecology.
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He’s a student.
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He’s going to be huge. Trust me.
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He’s a student
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And soon he will be too expensive for you. Enjoy, you know how to do that well right
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Good accounts make good friends. Is he good-looking? Your brother.
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Yeah, he’s even very good-looking.
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What’s that?
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A banana-coconut cupcake.
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You know where you can shove that cupcake?
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No thank you, I’ll pass.
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You like that coco-banana huh.
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Shut up Jen.
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Listen Jean-Paul.
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Leopold!
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Yeah same thing.
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I have a client for you downstairs.
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Sorry, I have a meeting with the goose that lays golden eggs.
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She’ll have to be patient.
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It’s not going to be possible.
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He’s been at the bar for an hour.
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He’s very sexy, and I’m sure he’s the type that likes to get shagged.
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Good evening.
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What’s your price?
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Six hundred.
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Expensive.
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Overpriced.
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It makes your charm.
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What’s your fantasy?
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Is there a problem?
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Can you take a shower?
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OK.
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What are you doing?
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I’m taking this hostage. See you soon.
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Good.
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Jean-Baptiste, I already told you to leave your phone in your locker.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, pardon me. It’s my brother, just one second.
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Hello.
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It’s me.
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Sorry it’s urgent.
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Why are you talking so softly?
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Get off the phone.
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I’m going to disappear.
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Ok I have to leave you. Talk tomorrow.
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I’m really sorry, that was my pain in the ass of a brother.
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I’m sorry.
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What?
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Are you sick?
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No.
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Last time you asked me for a favor we were eight years old, you had a fever
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and you thought Santa Claus was going to slit your throat.
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You have to replace me.
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Excuse me?
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I can’t miss this meeting.
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Me take your place?
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Be at the Galantin in one hour.
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A client will be waiting at the restaurant in the private room, table one hundred and one.
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Leo, they’re going to know I’m not you.
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Promise me you’ll be there.
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Leo you’re freaking me out seriously.
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And ask Gio to remove my website.
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The code is Dad’s name.
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What website?
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Gigolo. Escort Boy. Prostitute.
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It’s also being the bandit of love and our liberty has a short life span.
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My therapy is done. Thank you for everything Léopold.
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At your service.
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It’s often very difficult to appreciate your golden prison.
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But sometimes, one simple ingredient suffices to bring some taste back.
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Hello? Hello?
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I’m starting to get bored.
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Hello? Leo?
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Bye.
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