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Come on now!
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If you're going to play like this,
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Simi Valley Crushers
is going to kill us.
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We're going to get our asses kicked!
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- Absolutely.
- Come on, now!
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Hey, y'all eat some spaghetti.
Maybe this will help.
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I want you boys big as hell.
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Pancakes and syrup in the morning,
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steak and spaghetti all-day.
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And don't even worry about it.
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Y'all got years
before that diabetes hit.
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Please don't hurt me!
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Boon-Boon, you're running
the wrong way, son!
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Dang, Boon-Boon, you about
as confused as your damn dad.
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Oh! Nigga!
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Damn, you looking good there, Ms. Tudi.
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Nigga, stop pushing up on me
with your married ass.
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I don't do that. Get on now.
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Go on!
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Jesus, these kids are terrible.
You know that?
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Aw, Ms. Tudi, they ain't that bad.
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They just need a little practice.
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- They need boot camp!
- Mm-hmm.
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Back in the days,
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them black Compton devils
used to beat the hell
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out of them sons-of-cops
Simi Valley Skull Crushers.
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Oh, so, wait a minute.
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That little fat boy is
a little fat girl?
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Aww, no. That's Brenda.
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She was struggling
with her weight a little bit.
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That's why her mama put her
on the team.
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Well, damn. How fat was she before?
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Hey! Whoo! My number hit!
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Hey, thank you, Jesus!
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Hey, I ain't got nothing
to do with that.
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Don't thank me.
Pops don't play games of chance.
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How much you win, baby?
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$2,000.
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Damn. And if I was a betting man,
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I'd bet on those
Simi Valley Skull Crushers.
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You know Ms. Emma got them
10-to-1 favorite
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down there at the pool hall.
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Uh, hey, baby. Why don't you let
mama hold on to that?
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No way. And please,
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don't nobody tell Shalinka
about the money.
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I mean, I'm up on my payments,
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but, man, that woman want everything.
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Those are your kids, Boon.
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Hey, Jesus, here she comes, man.
Quick, take the money.
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I don't want nothing
to do with that deception, bruh!
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What was that envelope you had
in your hand, Boonie?
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What envelope?
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Stop lying. I saw the damn envelope,
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and it smelled
like you had money in it.
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Let me see your hands.
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Mom!
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What?!
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Uh, you know
she gonna take that money.
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Better go and slide it to me.
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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I know something up with your ass.
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I know it. But you can trust
I'm going to find out.
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I want to apologize
for my little attitude earlier,
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because I was thinking.
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You don't care about your wife,
why should I?
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Mmm! Mmm, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Been waiting on you like a check.
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Mmm, damn. These legs sure are spicy.
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Not as spicy as the legs
I'm looking at right now.
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No, no, no. Don't touch just yet.
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Unh-unh, nigga. You better get up!
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Annabelle!
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Annabelle, my ass, nigga!
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Telling me you had
a damn coaches' meeting.
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The only game I see you working
on is your damn mack game.
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My bad! My bad, queen!
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Wait a minute, this is your husband?
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Nigga! You married?! Oh!
You... you wrong.
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Damn right he is.
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And there ain't going to be
no more coaching.
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Let's go. Let's go!
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- Okay, baby!
- Let's go!
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- Let's go!
- It's over!
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- Oh!
- Oh, my goodness.
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You got that bitch here just in time!
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Part one worked like a charm.
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- Now on to part two.
- Part two!
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Got to find a coach
that knows how to win.
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You know the game is tomorrow?
Who do you have in mind?
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Jesus, can I ask you a question?
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Well, sure.
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Is winning bad?
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Of course not. Pops loves victory...
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as long as it comes through him.
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Just ask the big homie Moses.
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Okay, Moses. Um, 'cause it's just that
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I'm so worried about the Damn Devils.
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They little
self-esteem is just so bruised up
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from all the losses.
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And... Boon-Boon said
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he don't know if he should
go on living anymore!
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No!
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- He say that?
- Yeah.
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A-and it's just that I know
how you care about the kids,
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and they need a coach
that cares... Like you.
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- Hmm?!
- Jesus, they need you.
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I don't know, Ms. Tudi.
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You know I call bingo for the elderly
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down at the loving life home
on fridays.
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Nigga, it's only for one game...
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And... and until we find
a real replacement.
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You could smoke mine.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Ms. Tudi.
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Hm?
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You know God sent me here
to service people.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You know I love them kids.
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So, Friday night, huh?
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Friday it is.
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- All right.
- All right.
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- Time for part three.
- Mm-hmm, that's right.
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- Ms. Emma!
- Hey, Tudi, what's going on?
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What's going on, honey?
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- Lloyd.
- Howdy-do.
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Hey listen, Ms. Emma,
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Lloyd and I would like to get
in on a Damn Devils game.
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Oh, no, no. I'm not taking
any more action on that game.
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Everybody and their mama
got the Skull Crushers winning,
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- whipping their ass!
- No, no, no, no,
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not the Skull Crushers.
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We want to put money
on the Damn Devils.
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Damn Devils!
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- Oh. Tudi?
- Hm?
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I know Lloyd ain't got no sense.
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But since when you smoking
your own stash?
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That don't make no sense.
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$2,000 do?
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$2,050... I got my $50 in there.
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All right, you big baller, huh?
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Oh, yeah. My balls are huge.
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I might be sick.
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Okay, whatever.
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Man, this is the easiest money
I have ever made.
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Now, look here... all we need now is
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a little bit of insurance.
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Now you're talking. Look here...
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I don't want nothing to happen
to my $50.
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What do you have in mind?
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Wow.
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All right, boys. Break it up.
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Lunch lady Lloyd... I mean,
Lloydia... ready to work!
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I didn't hear about
anybody new starting today.
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Uh, you might be at the wrong school.
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Let me call down to the office
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and make sure you at the right place.
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Hold on. Just a minute.
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You know how they always
be messing up.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. La Lodia?
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- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- What?
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A newborn baby in the freezer!
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Oh, my God!
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Not again!
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- Hey, look.
- What?
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Ow! Aah!
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Here you go, cutie pie.
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♪ Espionage, sabotage ♪
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♪ Espionage, sabotage ♪
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♪ Espionage ♪
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Hey! Where's my gatorade?!
It's game day!
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Right away, coach.
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Mm-hmm.
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Gatorade? More like "hater-ade".
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♪ I'm going to screw
them little kids up ♪
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♪ I'm going to screw
those little kids ♪
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They're going to be dizzy! Dizzy!
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Ahh!
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Oh, here you go. Here we go.
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Here we go. Lookie here, y'all.
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Ain't that a pretty color?
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Aah, drink up now. Drink up.
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Future-cop assholes.
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There you go. Come on over here.
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Get you some of that. Yeah. Come on.
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Drink up, you little, future cop.
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Bless this day that pops has made!
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Hey, your pops made this day,
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but he also made those mean,
little cop-puppies
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that's about to kill our kid.
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I hope you brought
a bus-load of miracles with you,
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because we're going to
need them, nigga.
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Welcome to Daryl Gates field,
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home of the Simi Valley
Skull Crushers.
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We welcome the Compton Damn Devils.
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Let me remind
all you fans out there...
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lock your car before the game starts,
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and the state has no liability
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for anything stolen in the meantime.
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Hey, hey, hey! Break it up, now!
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Lloyd! Lloyd! The hell did you
give them, huh? Steroids?
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Listen to a man
who been drunk for 40 years.
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I don't give a damn
if it's booze or sugar.
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It's got to crash.
Always have, always will.
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They better crash fast,
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because the game starts in 20 minutes.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, coach.
Keep it clean out there.
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We packing, too.
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Well, I hope you have
a permit for that, son.
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Yeah, I got a permit for it.
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Got a permit for this one, too, bitch.
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- Coach Whiteman.
- Hey, Coach Whiteman.
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How you doing? I'm Coach Jesus.
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You have such a lovely stadium...
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Hey, hey. What'd you say?
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- I said I'm Jesus.
- But you're black.
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See, that's only 'cause
some churches altered my image
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to better connect with my message.
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Why, how silly is that?
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'Cause I'm like, everybody's
brother. You feel me?
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- Up high.
- Listen here, lunatic.
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That hip-hoppity jive talk
may work down in Compton,
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but you're in the Simi Valley now.
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And we do it American-style.
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We worship Jesus... the real Jesus...
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blue-eyed and white!
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Maybe slightly sun-kissed
in the summer,
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but not a shade darker!
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All right, visiting coach,
call it in the air.
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Heads.
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It's heads.
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Hallelujah! Hallelujah.
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You know what, Coach Whiteman?
Where are my manners?
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Here, you take the ball,
brother. You can go first.
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- Oh, that was your first mistake.
- Okay, bro.
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No, your first mistake
was talking that
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"I am Jesus" bullshit. Whatever, bro.
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No, no. That was your second mistake.
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Your third mistake
was giving us the ball.
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You know what your first mistake was?
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I have no idea, bro.
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Showing up.
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Shalinka, what's wrong?
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Boonie dumb-ass brought margarita mix
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instead of Capri sun.
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They was on sale! What?!
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You just grab
this little Capri sun straw
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and stick it in like that.
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I'm telling you... it's the same shit!
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No, it's not.
Not if you can read, Boon.
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00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:43,435
Look, Shalinka. Don't even trip.
It's all good.
252
00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:44,835
It ain't all good, Jesus!
253
00:10:44,836 --> 00:10:48,035
We ain't got no Capri suns
for the damn game!
254
00:10:48,036 --> 00:10:49,775
The bag is empty!
255
00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,826
Let me see it. Let me see it.
256
00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:59,115
Thank the lord.
257
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,985
- Thank you, Jesus. - Thanks, Jesus.
- Thanks, Coach Christ.
258
00:11:01,986 --> 00:11:03,555
I haven't seen you
cramp up like this, son.
259
00:11:03,556 --> 00:11:06,085
Keep drinking that gatorade.
260
00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:08,755
Don't worry. I've prepared you
for this adversity.
261
00:11:08,756 --> 00:11:10,656
When you were baptized,
262
00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:13,295
I had the preacher
dip your balls in holy water.
263
00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:14,595
All right?
264
00:11:14,596 --> 00:11:16,535
Circle it up!
265
00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:18,696
Yeah. Yeah!
266
00:11:18,706 --> 00:11:21,435
Oh, I love this intensity. Yeah!
267
00:11:21,436 --> 00:11:23,705
Yeah! All right, Clay,
put your mouth guard in.
268
00:11:23,706 --> 00:11:25,375
You're going to bite
through your damn lip.
269
00:11:25,376 --> 00:11:27,005
Come on. Aah!!
270
00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,406
Aah!!
271
00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:30,845
Now, before we get out here,
we're going to take a moment
272
00:11:30,846 --> 00:11:33,545
and thank pops
for bringing us all together
273
00:11:33,546 --> 00:11:35,746
on this beautiful
Friday afternoon, right?
274
00:11:35,756 --> 00:11:39,885
Dear real Jesus,
help us destroy our enemies,
275
00:11:39,886 --> 00:11:43,555
weaken their bones,
embarrass their ancestors.
276
00:11:43,556 --> 00:11:45,256
I ain't gonna do that, coach!
277
00:11:45,266 --> 00:11:47,995
Let's keep this thing positive!
It's about the kids!
278
00:11:47,996 --> 00:11:50,796
I'll pray the way I want to pray!
279
00:11:50,806 --> 00:11:52,335
How the hell did he hear that?
280
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:56,275
Look, guys. Pops got
something good for everybody.
281
00:11:56,276 --> 00:11:58,905
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody's a winner with pops!
282
00:11:58,906 --> 00:12:01,775
Rain down righteous fury.
Make them bleed.
283
00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,915
Destroy the false prophet!
284
00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:06,185
This dude needs to chill.
What the f...
285
00:12:06,186 --> 00:12:09,585
Oh. My bad, kids.
I keep getting distracted.
286
00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:11,716
- Can your boy get an "amen"?
- Amen.
287
00:12:11,726 --> 00:12:13,725
- Amen!
- Amen!
288
00:12:13,726 --> 00:12:16,395
Yeah! Let's go! Let's go!
289
00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:19,025
All right, pimps, let's go out
here and make some friends!
290
00:12:19,026 --> 00:12:23,095
Yeah! Yeah! Be compassionate!
291
00:12:23,096 --> 00:12:25,935
Brenda, girl, what is you doing
sitting over there?!
292
00:12:25,936 --> 00:12:27,335
Girl, you're supposed to be
on kick-off.
293
00:12:27,336 --> 00:12:29,635
Go on. Get up out there, girl!
294
00:12:29,636 --> 00:12:31,975
Why am I so weird?
295
00:12:31,976 --> 00:12:35,506
I'm a girl. I should be a cheerleader,
296
00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:38,776
but I love football.
297
00:12:38,786 --> 00:12:41,315
You know what?
I was talking to pops earlier,
298
00:12:41,316 --> 00:12:45,285
and he told me to tell you
that he got a plan for you.
299
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,455
Brenda, ain't nobody like you,
300
00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:49,525
and you ain't like nobody else.
301
00:12:49,526 --> 00:12:50,995
You's a one-of-one.
302
00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:53,065
All you got to do is
put your trust in him,
303
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:56,295
and go on, get yours, baby,
'cause you know he love you.
304
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:59,065
Go ahead, girl!
305
00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:19,055
Son, get the ball!
306
00:13:19,056 --> 00:13:21,255
Hey. Hey, what the hell you doing?!
307
00:13:23,726 --> 00:13:25,695
Come on! Block! 82, let's go!
308
00:13:25,696 --> 00:13:27,826
What the... get up! Come on!
309
00:13:27,836 --> 00:13:30,465
I told you. The crash is upon us.
310
00:13:30,466 --> 00:13:31,665
What crash?
311
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,735
Oh, baby, look what I go for you.
312
00:13:33,736 --> 00:13:38,075
Oh, this is kiwi strawberry.
Thanks, mama.
313
00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:39,405
All right, baby.
314
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,045
3, 18! 3, 18!
315
00:13:43,046 --> 00:13:44,476
Hut! Hut!
316
00:13:59,196 --> 00:14:02,095
Yeah! Yeah, way to run
that block, Brenda! Do that!
317
00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:05,065
That's it, Boon-Boon!
Run it down, Boon!
318
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:08,066
Touchdown!
YThat's my little man right there!
319
00:14:08,076 --> 00:14:10,305
Touchdown for the Damn Devils.
320
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,005
What's the matter with you?!
321
00:14:14,006 --> 00:14:15,706
Come on! Get over here! Hustle!
322
00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:19,045
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
323
00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:22,046
I want you to rip those
sons-of-convicts' faces off!
324
00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:24,655
Blood makes the grass grow!
325
00:14:29,526 --> 00:14:33,625
Go! Go! Go, Brenda!
326
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,695
Yeah!
327
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:39,435
Big girl looking like
Marshawn Lynch out there!
328
00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:49,106
You were right about that crash.
Them [BLEEP] is out.
329
00:14:49,116 --> 00:14:51,876
We got money coming now, baby.
330
00:14:54,716 --> 00:14:56,185
Where Jesus going?
331
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,455
Lord, I hope he's not about to do
332
00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,255
what I think he's going to do.
333
00:15:00,256 --> 00:15:01,655
What he going to do?
334
00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:04,856
Damn it! He's doing it!
335
00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:06,925
Why does he have to be
so [BLEEP] compassionate?!
336
00:15:06,926 --> 00:15:09,365
Well, he better not be
compassionate with my money!
337
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:12,965
Nigga, your money?!
I count $20,000 I could lose!
338
00:15:12,966 --> 00:15:14,466
What about my $50?!
339
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,105
Oh, yeah! Let's go!
340
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:18,775
Yeah, let's go get them!
341
00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:20,705
Good luck in the second half, coach.
342
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:22,545
It will be a better one.
343
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,615
Keep hustling.
344
00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:29,485
Damn, that was kind of Jesus-esque.
345
00:15:29,486 --> 00:15:32,055
No. Nah, it can't be.
346
00:15:36,156 --> 00:15:38,895
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
GCome on! Get him! Get him!
347
00:15:40,526 --> 00:15:43,865
Touchdown! Yeah! Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
348
00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:45,996
Touchdown, Skull Crushers!
349
00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,166
Good score, kids! Good score!
350
00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:50,975
Good score?! Really, Jesus?
You let them back in the game!
351
00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:52,405
Why the [BLEEP] would you do that?!
352
00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:54,575
All right, field goal unit,
get out there! Come on!
353
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:56,275
All right, let's go, fellas.
354
00:15:56,276 --> 00:15:58,876
Oh, damn! My $50 is good as gone.
355
00:15:58,886 --> 00:16:00,385
Wait. Wait. Wait a second.
356
00:16:00,386 --> 00:16:04,216
If Jesus can use his miracles
to heal their team,
357
00:16:04,226 --> 00:16:05,755
then how come we can't pray
358
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,786
for him to do a favor for our team?
359
00:16:07,796 --> 00:16:09,495
Absolutely right, Ms. Tudi.
360
00:16:09,496 --> 00:16:11,495
I'm going to send all my prayers
to Jesus right now.
361
00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:13,865
Jesus! Jesus!
362
00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:16,095
Hey! Hey! I need all you mother[BLEEP]
363
00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:19,165
To pray that the kick
don't go through them uprights.
364
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,366
Hear?! Pray!
365
00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:23,805
What?!
366
00:16:23,806 --> 00:16:26,605
I ain't never see you pray
for nobody but yourself!
367
00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:29,175
Nigga, would you shut up
and let me pray?
368
00:16:33,246 --> 00:16:37,085
Jesus, please don't let that
ball go through them upright.
369
00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:38,985
Lord, please let that ball
go to the right.
370
00:16:38,986 --> 00:16:40,725
- Please.
- Go to the right. Go to the right.
371
00:16:40,726 --> 00:16:43,025
Veer to the right.
Veer to the right with it.
372
00:16:43,026 --> 00:16:44,256
Holy Jesus, straighten out that kick!
373
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:46,595
No, no. Straight.
Straighten it out there.
374
00:16:46,596 --> 00:16:47,826
Straight! Straight! Straight!
375
00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:50,165
Ah, well. So, pops' will will be done.
376
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,565
No!
377
00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,965
Hey, it worked, y'all!
378
00:16:53,966 --> 00:16:56,005
Let them pray
to their fake Black Jesus.
379
00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:59,175
I'll pray to the real Jesus.
380
00:16:59,176 --> 00:17:01,906
Jesus, it's me, Coach Whiteman.
381
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:04,115
We need a miracle. A turnover now!
382
00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:07,196
- A turnover?
- It's for the children.
383
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:12,685
[BLEEP] Jesus.
Whatever you're doing, don't.
384
00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:14,085
Don't. Please.
385
00:17:14,086 --> 00:17:16,706
I can't resist a prayer
for the children.
386
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,165
Touchdown!
387
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,305
Touchdown, Skull Crushers!
388
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:30,305
We got to override that
asshole's prayers to Jesus here.
389
00:17:30,306 --> 00:17:35,106
Hey, I need all of y'all to pray
your [BLEEP] asses off! Pray!
390
00:17:35,116 --> 00:17:37,475
Mom, chill out. It's just a game.
391
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:39,685
What do you mean, just a game?
I got $50 in there!
392
00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:41,246
She got $2,000!
393
00:17:41,256 --> 00:17:44,916
10-to-1 odds? Whoo, that's a lot
of money in your purse.
394
00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:47,325
Wait a second. My $2,000?
395
00:17:47,326 --> 00:17:49,895
I gave you that money
so Shalinka couldn't spend it,
396
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:52,056
and you waste it on a bet?!
397
00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:54,225
What you mean
you hiding money from me?
398
00:17:54,226 --> 00:17:56,165
Why you think we sugared up
them boys before the game?
399
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,196
What do they call it Ms. Tudi?
Insurance?
400
00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,935
Yeah, yeah. It was insurance.
401
00:17:59,936 --> 00:18:01,235
What money, Boonie?
402
00:18:01,236 --> 00:18:03,705
Guys, we're missing the last play!
403
00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:09,475
Please, Jesus. Let us recover
this outside kick.
404
00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,715
- Please let him fumble the ball.
- Please!
405
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,145
No, fumble it. Fumble it. Fumble it.
406
00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:17,015
Yeah.
407
00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:21,125
Whoo! It worked! It worked! Whoo!
408
00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:24,556
Lord, grant her the stupidity
to lateral that ball again.
409
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:27,225
Lateral it again.
410
00:18:27,226 --> 00:18:28,626
Yes!
411
00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:30,935
Jesus, I'm going to need you
to help our kids.
412
00:18:30,936 --> 00:18:32,596
Ms. Tudi, they all my kids.
413
00:18:32,606 --> 00:18:33,735
Nigga, I'm praying to you!
414
00:18:33,736 --> 00:18:35,035
Is that what this is?
415
00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:36,675
Is that what the [BLEEP]
you think this is?
416
00:18:36,676 --> 00:18:38,275
Some Oprah shit? You get a miracle!
417
00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:40,375
You get a miracle!
You get a miracle! You...
418
00:18:40,376 --> 00:18:42,045
man, [BLEEP] that. I'm done.
419
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:43,675
This shit is out of my hands.
420
00:18:47,956 --> 00:18:50,855
They dropped the ball!
421
00:18:50,856 --> 00:18:53,085
The other way! The other way!
422
00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:55,786
There other way! This way!
423
00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:58,656
There you go!
424
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,595
White Jesus!
425
00:19:00,596 --> 00:19:02,926
Make grandma some money!
426
00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:07,005
Yeah, that's my boy right there!
427
00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:09,975
[BLEEP] it. I'll intercede myself!
428
00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:13,505
Aaah!!
429
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:16,675
Touchdown!
430
00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:27,255
Final score is 21-14.
431
00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:35,626
Jesus. I think I got my skull crushed.
432
00:19:35,636 --> 00:19:37,295
I think you're right, pimp.
433
00:19:37,296 --> 00:19:39,196
But pops said no more miracles today,
434
00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,935
so I suggest your ass call 911.
435
00:19:41,936 --> 00:19:43,835
Modern medicine is about as miraculous
436
00:19:43,836 --> 00:19:46,236
as your ass is gonna get today.
437
00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:48,045
Thanks for coaching, Jesus.
438
00:19:48,046 --> 00:19:49,715
I didn't know I could do all that.
439
00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:51,015
Me either.
440
00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:53,245
Hey, all you kids got potential.
441
00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:56,115
Pops blessed you all
with the spirit to shine.
442
00:19:56,116 --> 00:20:00,225
So shine... While we celebrate
with this pizza!
443
00:20:00,226 --> 00:20:02,725
Come on, pimps.
444
00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:05,556
Eat up! Eat up! It's plenty.
It's enough for everybody.
445
00:20:05,566 --> 00:20:07,225
What's up, playboys?
446
00:20:07,226 --> 00:20:09,026
Come over here
and get some of this pizza.
447
00:20:09,036 --> 00:20:10,695
Come break bread with your boy.
448
00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:13,665
Come on. Get some of this pizza,
pimp. It's gluten-free!
449
00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:22,975
Now, remember this moment, kids,
450
00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:26,515
because despite the fact that we
on different football teams,
451
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:30,185
we all on God's team. Dig that.
452
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,455
And looking at y'all's faces,
I can tell
453
00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:34,185
that yours will be the generation
454
00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:37,055
that end all this crap
between the blacks and whites,
455
00:20:37,056 --> 00:20:38,695
the Comptons and the police.
456
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,065
You'll bring it all together
457
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:42,165
like some real players
like you know we is.
458
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:44,095
- Can I get an amen?
- Amen.
459
00:20:44,096 --> 00:20:45,835
Let's eat!
460
00:20:45,836 --> 00:20:48,435
Oh, yes! Amen!
461
00:20:48,436 --> 00:20:50,575
Oh, full of joy! Full of joy!
462
00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:52,305
Praise pops.
What's happening, Ms. Tudi?
463
00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,675
For the first time, Jesus,
464
00:20:53,676 --> 00:20:56,815
your heavenly ass
has made me some money!
465
00:20:56,816 --> 00:20:58,315
Me, too!
466
00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:00,615
- Oh, y'all talking about that bet.
- Mm-hmm.
467
00:21:00,616 --> 00:21:03,955
Ms. Tudi, you know gambling
only leads to pain and hardship.
468
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:05,385
So, I went by Ms. Emma's
469
00:21:05,386 --> 00:21:07,185
and asked her to give me
the money back.
470
00:21:07,186 --> 00:21:08,855
Good, it's my money, anyway.
471
00:21:08,856 --> 00:21:12,295
Hey, nigga! I see you!
472
00:21:12,296 --> 00:21:14,926
"Lloydia", my ass!
473
00:21:14,936 --> 00:21:16,426
Aah! You old sucker!
474
00:21:16,436 --> 00:21:18,665
I'MMA get you! I'MMA get you!
475
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:21,166
You need to give me
some of that, Boonie.
476
00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:22,835
All of y'all can chill,
'cause I told you
477
00:21:22,836 --> 00:21:25,736
that money won't do nothing,
but bring you grief and sorrow.
478
00:21:25,746 --> 00:21:29,445
Them 20 stacks?
To quote pops' newest angel,
479
00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,376
"Mo' money, mo' problems".
480
00:21:31,386 --> 00:21:35,336
What did you do with the $2,050?
481
00:21:36,056 --> 00:21:38,916
New uniforms and new coach!
482
00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:44,225
Thanks, Jesus.
483
00:21:44,226 --> 00:21:46,895
Ain't all this love better
than some ill-gotten gains?
484
00:21:46,896 --> 00:21:50,335
No! Ill-gotten gains are way better!
485
00:21:50,336 --> 00:21:52,396
Right! I agree with Boonie this time!
486
00:21:52,406 --> 00:21:56,605
You know what? You lucky!
You lucky I ain't got a cross!
487
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,475
Hey, Ms. Tudi. There's kids out here.
488
00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:01,145
Victory on three! 1, 2, 3!
489
00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:02,106
Victory!
490
00:22:02,116 --> 00:22:03,945
- 1, 2, 3!
- Victory!
491
00:22:06,446 --> 00:22:12,590
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