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Oh, fuck!

Aw, fuck.

Not funny, Vinny, okay?

Just a little whoopsy, okay? - It's funny.

It is funny. - Aw, man.

Markets are down, buddy.

Markets are down. - You do that one!

- Yeah, they are.

Yeah, BitCoin took a huge hit today, buddy.

A huge hit. - They're going down!

Boom ba!

- And a bunch of cascading, uh,

liquidations happening, right now.

7% down, and all the alts following.

Yeah, but honestly, though,

it's probably a good opportunity to buy.

- I'm gonna buy!

- Buy all those alt coins.

Yeah.

You know, I get paid Friday,

so hopefully the market stays down,

and then we can buy the dip, right?

- Buy the right! - Yeah!

We get to buy the dip!

What are you gonna do at daycare today?

- I'm eating stuff.

- You're gonna eat stuff?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I bought this NFT exchange,

and it uses AMM pools.

You can use your NFTs to provide liquidity now.

I bought the coin from the company

that figured it out.

- Hi, how's it going? - Good morning.

- Checking in? - Yes.

- Okay, what's your name? - Carter.

- Carter, okay.

We'll get you checked in.

Awesome.

Right, you guys are all set. - Great, thanks.

- See you. - Have a good day.

- See you tomorrow, yup.

- Gonna go?

- Yeah, okay.

Hey, Jane. - Hey, Mike.

- Just checking in Vinny Alverado.

- Hi, Vinny. - Here, buddy.

Gotta sign in.

Don't forget, you gotta sign in, buddy.

Look at this.

- Um, Mike, there's a problem.

- Everything-everything okay?

- Actually, can you give me one minute?

- Yeah, sure. - Yeah.

- Take your time.

Hey, how you doing? - Hi.

Um, it looks like there's a hold on your account.

- A hold?

- You're four weeks overdue on your payment.

We can't keep Vinny enrolled here

unless the overdue invoices are addressed.

- Shh, I'm talking.

Hold on one second, buddy.

Um.

Yeah, uh.

Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?

Uh, take him to work with me?

- I don't know, but there's not much more

we can do on our end here.

- Um.

What about, um.

Didn't my dad put down a deposit, or something?

What about that?

Can't you use that?

- If we use that deposit for back payments,

then that's it.

He would no longer be enrolled,

and we would just return the remaining deposit

balance to you.

- And that deposit balance.

Would that be in cash?

There we go, there we go.

This is real good, buddy.

Are you excited to go to work with your big brother today?

- Yeah, working with my brother.

- Yeah!

All right.

We don't wanna be late for your first day at work, huh?

- Okay.

- You're a working man now.

- No way. - No?

- No.

- Yeah, I don't want to work, either.

Sometimes you gotta do things

you don't wanna do, you know?

You don't wanna be poor your whole life, right?

- Yeah!

- Get those numbers up, boys!

- Here, sit down.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, here, here.

You wanna watch a little video

while your brother works, huh?

- Okay.

- Okay, but look at me real quick.

Look at me.

Be good.

You stay here.

Don't talk to anybody, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay, I love you, buddy. - Love you.

- Hey!

Looks like the dipshit finally decided

to come to work. - Shut up.

Shut the fuck up, shut up.

- Shut up? - Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck- - Mike.

- Mr. Peterson!

Hey. - Yeah.

Where you been all morning?

- Me?

Been at work.

Just working away.

I mean, I was just in the bathroom a moment ago.

Uh, do you want me to tell you

when I go to the bathroom, Mr. Peterson?

- No.

- Uh.

Hmm.

Hey.

Hello?

Uh.

Hey.

- Ah!

- The door is locked. - Butter and jelly.

- Come on, man! - That's not your sandwich.

Bro, open the door. - Who is that guy?

- What's going on?

- This guy's eating our lunches.

- Come on, how'd he get here?

Hey, hello!

Hey, that's our shit, bro!

What are you fucking doing?

- Open the fucking door!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What's going on?

- I think there's a fight in the break room.

- That's our shit!

That's my shit you're eating!

- Hey, hey, Vinny!

Vinny, open the door!

Vinny, open the door!

- Who is Vinny? - He's my, he's my brother.

Hey, Vinny! - Who's Vinny?

- Open the door, Vinny!

- Why's he eating our shit?

He's eating it right now.

- He's got, he's got special needs, okay?

Hey, hey- - I don't care about-

- Hey, hey!

Hey, back off, okay?

Hey, hey, hey!

Back the fuck off!

- I'm really trying hard not to lose my cool here.

But I'm pretty disappointed by all this.

How long you been with us?

- Eight years.

- Eight years.

That's a long time.

- Free mobile game with no ads?

Save the princess, fight the dragon-

- Right, Vinny.

Not now.

Right?

It's rude to be on your phone like that.

- I don't know what's gotten into you lately.

Showing up late, bringing your brother?

He's eating everyone's lunch, he ate my lunch.

I don't know what I'm gonna do for lunch now.

Mike.

- Yeah, uh, no, sorry.

I just, um.

I really love my job.

I-I love it so much, I think I should be

paying you $15 an hour- - I appreciate it.

- Just to get- - I appreciate

you saying that. - The chance to work here.

I just have to check something

real quick here. - I've been-

- Uh, so sorry about that.

Super embarrassing.

- Could you put the phone down for a sec?

- Yeah, I was gonna.

- Look, Mike.

I know it's been hard lately,

with your mom passing and all.

But I'm trying to run my dad's business here,

and lately, it seems like your mind's been-

someplace else.

- Uh, wow. - Um.

- Sorry, uh, super sorry about that.

Uh, totally unprofessional of me.

Uh, just have a little family emergency here.

Uh.

- Everything okay?

- Uh, yeah.

Yeah, no it-it's fine.

It's just, uh, my uncle,

he's uh, he's uh ...

Um.

Bisexual.

Yeah, just kind of a- - Mm.

- Freak thing.

He's kinda freaking out about it,

going all crazy, so I just have to-

- Yeah, my brother-in-law's bisexual.

- Really get honed in on it.

- Mike, if you could just let me

finish my thought here.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- I know this is a job.

But it's not just a job, right?

- Yeah. - We're also friends.

Um, right?

We're friends, aren't we?

Would you, you would tell people we're friends?

Right?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, so why don't we chalk this up

to a lapse of judgment,

and, um, give you one more shot?

Huh?

What do you say, buddy?

- I quit.

- You quit?

- I quit.

I'm done!

Vinny, grab your shit.

Let's go!

Fuck this guy, we're rich now.

- So is this your two week notice, or?

- I'm rich.

And I quit.

- I quit!

- Vinny, come on, buddy!

Let's go! - This is your shirt.

- I did it! - Not a company shirt.

- I quit my job!

I'm rich!

We quit!

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ That's how he works ♪

♪ That's how ♪

♪ He works ♪

♪ That's how he works ♪

♪ That's how ♪

♪ The good Lord ♪

♪ He works ♪

♪ That's how he works ♪

♪ That's how ♪

♪ The good Lord ♪

♪ He works ♪

♪ That's how he works ♪

♪ That's how ♪

♪ The good Lord ♪

♪ He works ♪

♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪

♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪

♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪

♪ That's how he works ♪

♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪

♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪

♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪

♪ That's how he works ♪

♪ We must not question the good Lord ♪

♪ Have faith in God and trust his word ♪

♪ We don't know how, we don't know when ♪

♪ To see this day ♪

♪ So we should stand ♪

- Yeah!

Yeah.

- Dude, you're fucking crazy.

You gotta come to my party tonight.

- Oh, well thank you,

but I actually don't party, like, ever.

No drugs or alcohol for me, guys!

- What about getting laid?

You like that?

Gonna be a lot of tens there.

Women love rich guys.

- Wait, so like, you've never drank

or smoked before?

- Never.

To be honest with you, I don't even know

what a beer tastes like.

- Oh, well dude,

like, you gotta try some THC at least, my man.

- Oh, what are these?

- Oh, those are weed gummies.

Good ones.

- Oh, well thank you, but I'm okay, man.

- Oh no, no, no.

Like, you keep that, like, you're Mike.

You're the king.

King Mike!

- Mike is the man! - Guys, stop.

- King Mike!

- King Mike!

King Mike!

King Mike!

King Mike!

- Hey there, boys!

Have any of you seen my boyfriend?

- Ooh!

- Excuse me, boys.

♪ Ah ♪

♪ I was born a loser ♪

- What the fuck?

$35,000?

Are you kidding me?

- I keep checking it, and it keeps going up.

- Oh my god!

I guess it was a good idea for me

to give you all that money to invest.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Oh my god.

- And, uh, all this has kinda got me

thinking about us, too.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah, just been contemplating what's next for us,

and, uh, I kinda got something I wanna ask you.

- Oh my, oh my god.

Oh my god, Michael.

- I was just wondering.

- Yeah?

- What do you think about an open relationship?

You ever think about trying one of those?

One of these open relationships

you see people trying sometimes?

- What are you talking about?

- I just love you so much,

and I want us to have fun.

You know, we're young, you know?

You only live once.

- You wanna have sex with other girls.

- No!

Come on.

Well, maybe.

You know, hey, hey, hey.

I just think it might be something fun.

You know, you're having fun, and I'm having fun.

Why am I gonna stop you from having all that fun?

You know?

- I guess I'm just a little confused.

- Why is that?

- Well, I don't know.

Don't you think it's a little weird

for you to be asking me that, considering you and I

haven't even been able to have sex yet, you know?

'Cause of your childhood trauma and all?

Like, I guess I don't exactly see

the benefit for you, you know,

considering you have issues in that department.

- Whoa, is that my cousin?

- What?

- Hey!

Pull over, that's my cousin!

- Oh my god.

♪ Loser ♪

- What the heck?

Is that my freakin' cousin?

- Oh shit, Mike!

What up, cous?

- What's up, Travis?

How you been, man?

- You know, man, like,

been in prison and shit,

but-but I got out, man, so I'm good!

- Cool!

That's fucking gangster as shit!

Hell yeah!

- Oh, cous!

You didn't hear!

I got sober!

- What?

That's incredible, man!

We gotta celebrate!

I'm taking you out tonight,

wherever you wanna go!

You're not paying for a frickin' single thing man!

- Ah shit, cous, I-I ain't gonna say no to that.

- Hell yeah!

Let's do it!

Two wild animals on the loose!

- Yeah!

- Well, I'll see you later, man!

I'll see you tonight!

- All right!

Bet, cous!

- Love ya!

- Hey!

Have a blessed day, all right?

Lot of trash.

- Oh man, that's crazy.

My cousin Travis.

What are the odds?

Hey Vinny, you see your cousin?

- My cousin, Mike.

- Fine, let's do it.

- What?

- The open relationship.

If that's what you want, then let's do it.

- For real?

- Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Let's see what happens.

- You really are the best girlfriend ever.

I love you so much.

Ah, yes!

- Yeah, whatever makes you happy.

- Slow down, slow down.

You're going too fast. - I'm gonna go down.

I'm gonna go back out.

- We're stopping. - My dad.

- Dad.

It hit.

And I know I've said that a million times before,

but this time's for real.

I'm serious.

Remember that ICO I was talking about,

the one with the-the NFT exchange-

That uses, Dad.

Jesus Dad, okay.

- Christ almighty.

- Want me to get you some water, Dad?

- Oh, man.

Why don't you just get me

another one of these drinks, huh?

- Come on, Dad.

You're drinking so much.

- I thought you were just talking about celebrating.

Huh?

- But-

- Isn't this a celebration?

- But you're gonna drink yourself to death

if you keep doing this, Dad.

- Sounds like a good deal.

- Here, here.

Why don't you, um,

how about you try one of these, huh?

Huh?

- What's this?

- Come on, here. - What is it?

Tiddy-Tugging Ass-Kicking 100 milligram weed gummies

for pussies, I think it says.

- Dad, I'd much rather see you get high

than drunk everyday.

Maybe it'll help you cut back

on your drinking a little bit.

- Christ.

Yeah, right.

- Here, how about this.

You take one of those,

and I'll get you a bottle.

How about that?

- Deal.

How about I'll take two of those pussy pills,

you get me two bottles and we'll go from there?

- Okay, old man.

You got yourself a deal.

- 100 milligram pussy pills.

I'll take two of them.

Old man now, right?

- Two bottles, coming up!

- Oh man.

You know, I saw your mom today.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah.

She's a big Monarch butterfly.

Came and landed right on my arm.

Was this-this big.

I said to myself,

that's gotta be your mom.

That's gotta be your mom.

You know how she loved those things.

You know it.

- You tell her I say hi?

- No.

No.

We didn't say too much to each other.

She knows I've been missing her hard.

She would have been 60 this year.

60.

You know, if there's any truth in what they say,

about a life after this piece of shit life that we're given,

I wouldn't mind coming back as a butterfly.

Hell, maybe even meet up with the butterfly version

of your mom, and we could fall in love all over again.

Fly all over the world.

It's what she wanted.

It's what she wanted.

Oh man.

I miss her so much.

She just came by

to see how I was doing.

Big Monarch butterfly.

- Goddammit!

- What?

- I shoulda sold.

Why didn't I fucking sell? - What?

- I should have fucking sold. - Not that-

- I should have fucking- - Gay old crypto shit again.

- Goddammit!

Fuck!

♪ I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to ♪

♪ The money ♪

♪ I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to ♪

♪ The money ♪

♪ I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to ♪

♪ The money ♪

♪ I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to ♪

♪ The money ♪

♪ I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to, I'm addicted to ♪

♪ The money ♪

- Aw, man.

I just feel so blessed.

You know?

Getting sober, it's like the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

- Totally, that's great.

Still drinking a bit though, huh?

- Yeah, I still drink and smoke weed,

and shit like that.

Like, that's never been anything for me.

Everyone's got their thing, though.

You feel me?

- Oh no, not me, man.

Never touch the stuff.

I mean, unless you count energy drinks.

Yeah.

- For me, it was heroin.

And the crazy thing is

I know I would be dead in some fucked-up house somewhere

if it wasn't for my kids,

and if it wasn't for Jesus Christ.

- That's crazy, man.

- I'm serious.

Jesus came in, and he took the urge from me.

And I am thankful for that everyday.

- Can I go ahead and get you boys something else?

- Can I have another beer?

- Got it.

- Just the check, please. - Be right back.

- Thank you.

- So what's good with you, man?

How you been?

- No, I-I'm good.

I'm good. - Yeah?

How's your girl? - Oh yeah, she's great.

I love her so much, man.

We're-we're actually trying this new thing,

this open relationship thing.

Seeing how that goes.

- Oh, shit man, I'm sorry.

- No, I, it's a good thing.

I wanted it.

It was my idea.

- You, wait, you want her to fuck other guys?

- No.

It's something good for both of us.

- Yeah, I don't know, man.

I-I just think she's gonna pull way more than you,

if I had to guess.

You know?

- That's not, um.

- Well hey, man, how's your job?

- Yeah, kinda crazy, actually.

I just finally made the leap.

I work for myself now as a full-time investor.

- Oh, yeah!

- Yeah, mainly focused in, uh, cryptocurrencies.

Crypto assets.

Lots of opportunity in that space.

- Crypto?

That shit's a scam.

- It's not a scam, man.

- It's 100% a scam, cous.

- What are you talking about?

Billionaires invest in it.

- Yeah, and billionaires be scamming people.

How do you think they make all that money?

Hey, hey.

It's all right.

- What do you mean by that?

- I'm just saying!

Your girl's out fucking other guys.

You lose your job gambling on monkey pictures, or some shit.

I'm not hating, cous.

It's just, I've been there.

I've-I've been to the bottom.

I know what it's like.

- Bro, that's not me, man.

Like, I promise, I'm so good.

I mean, we're drinking good right now.

I'm getting invited to the parties for once.

Hey, how about you come to this party tonight,

and you'll see?

- Yeah, I don't know, man.

I don't do very well at parties.

- Now I'll admit things are changing,

but they're changing for the better.

I promise, man.

This ain't the bottom.

Far from it.

♪ Thank God I made it out the basement, uh ♪

- Yeah, so they just, like, flip over the mattress,

flip over the whole room, turn it all over.

- Uh-huh?

- I was trying to make a crossbow

out of my food tray, but I don't think they could tell

what it is, 'cause I didn't do a very good job.

- Yeah.

- But other than that, it's just pretty straight.

You know?

Shit, cous.

This is wild.

- Oh look, there's someone up there.

On the roof.

Damn, okay. - Damn, beer bong.

All right.

- Justin said it was gonna be kinda crazy.

Oh hey, my girlfriend's here.

- Oh, nice.

Is that her with all those dudes?

- I'll get back to you, man.

I'm gonna go say hey.

- All right, bet.

- It was like that big.

- Well, well, well. - Like, I'm like, what?

- If it's not my beautiful girlfriend.

- Oh my god, Mike!

Baby, I had no idea you were gonna be here!

- Oh, nice.

That's what's up, that's what's up.

- Um, baby, I'm-I'm doing it.

I'm being more open for you.

So far, it's really fun.

- Oh, nice. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- I don't know, when you brought it up earlier,

I didn't think I was gonna like it.

I thought it was a bad idea.

But I think it makes a lot of sense now.

Like, I feel like I'm learning a lot about myself.

- Mm-hmm.

- Like, I really, really like giving blowjobs.

- Oh yeah, that's cool.

I feel like I learned a lot about myself too

since we talked six hours ago.

- Yes, baby, that's amazing!

I'm-I'm really glad you suggested it.

You're so smart.

- Ah thank you, yeah.

I actually saw this girl earlier

I was thinking about talking to.

She had, uh, big titties,

and super cool shoes.

- Yes, that's so hot! - Yeah.

- Hey, I did tell my friend Lorenzo

that I would meet him upstairs,

so I should probably go find him.

- No, that's cool.

Yeah. - Okay.

- Gotta link up with my friends too, so.

- Okay.

Well, I'll-I'll see you later?

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Okay, bye baby!

Have so much fun!

- Bye, my love!

That's my girlfriend.

Yeah, she's great.

She's a keeper.

Oh my god.

- Never have I ever- - Okay, whatever.

- Done anal. - Oh my god.

Who's got it?

Come on.

That's good.

Uh, I'm gonna get one of these.

Uh, okay, now-now it's my turn.

Let me think, let me think.

Um, never have I ever done vaginal.

Right? - What?

- I am in an open relationship, by the way.

- What's up, shilly?

Nice dance today.

- Hey, Keith.

Didn't realize you were invited.

I was a little preoccupied

keeping these beautiful ladies company.

- Surprised you showed up.

Thought you were too rich for us now.

- Rich people still party, man.

- Oh yeah, you party?

I didn't see you hit the beer bong.

- No gracias, mi amigo.

I understand laborers such as yourself

can destroy your brains and bodies

with drugs and alcohol, but I have to stay sharp

as a tack to maximize my returns, so.

- Jesus, dude.

You don't gotta be a fucking dick about it.

I was just trying to be nice.

- Oh.

I-I thought you were being antagonistic.

I-I'm sorry.

- Look, it's just a job, man.

Just 'cause you got to quit

doesn't me we all can.

- No, hey, I-I'm sorry, man.

- Fuck you. - Yeah, fuck you.

- That was so mean.

- Okay.

Never have I ever had sex at my grandpa's funeral!

- Oh my god!

You guys, I thought you were not gonna bring that up again.

- Hey, Justin.

- Hey, crypto boy.

- Thank you so much for inviting me to the party, man,

but I gotta dip, so- - Okay.

- Have you seen my cousin Travis anywhere?

- Uh, I don't know.

A couple people just went upstairs.

- Okay, okay thank you, man.

- Yeah.

- Uh, Travis? - Yeah!

And get him!

And get him.

- Oh, Mike!

- Charlene. - Hey, baby!

Um, baby, you guys, um, this is my boyfriend, Mike.

Mike's, like, super funny,

and like a crypto genius. - Wow, okay.

- Yeah.

- Hey man, nice to meet you, buddy.

Hey, I'm Lorenzo, man.

Heard great things about you.

- Hi.

Um, great to meet you all.

This is, uh, really great.

I'm sorry for inter, interrupting.

I'm just gonna, I'm looking for my cousin, Travis, so-

- I'm-I'm Travis.

- Yeah no, different Travis.

- Oh, false alarm everyone! - Uh-oh!

'Cause you was looking for Travis.

But that's a different Travis.

- Oh my god, okay baby.

Well, I better get back to it.

- Yeah, of course.

Maybe I'll see you later tonight?

- Um, yeah maybe.

Okay, um, all right, bye, baby.

Love you so much. - Love you, too.

- Hey, it's my turn!

It's on me now, it's on me, it's on me!

- Should I shut it?

Open?

- Go, go, go, go, go!

- Okay, let's do this thing!

Load it up!

I wanna do a mother effin' beer bong!

- Whoa, I thought you didn't drink?

- No, it's cool, it's cool.

I'm ready, I'm ready to try it.

- Hear that, boys?

Mike wants to try his first beer!

- Yeah! - Show him a good time!

- Come on, everybody!

Let's make some noise for my first beer!

Yeah!

I can't hear you!

It's my first beer over here!

Yeah!

Let's go!

- Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready!

- Ready!

All right, boys.

He's ready!

And off we go.

Nice, Mike.

Great form!

You're a natural, buddy!

- Another one!

Give me another one!

- He wants another one!

- Let's do it!

Oh, fuck!

I wanna get fucked up!

Oh god!

Oh god!

Another one!

Oh!

Load me up!

Load this fucker up!

- We got more coming, buddy!

You don't worry! - Yes, please!

♪ You're my sweet sensation ♪

♪ Sweet sensation ♪

♪ You're my sweet sensation ♪

- Hey, I learned this dance at work, guys!

Another one! - Uh.

- I think we're out of beer.

- Oh!

They're out of beer!

Holy shit!

I drank all the beer all the party!

Yeah!

Oh yeah!

Yeah, man!

This feels fucking amazing, man!

I can see why guys do this.

But I gotta say, beer's kinda gross.

I'm sorry I was a dick.

I didn't mean it.

I'm, like, pretty drunk or whatever right now, but,

I have a very, very difficult life, man.

My, my mom just died, and my dad's just

not handling it well. - Ah, man.

- I shouldn't have fucking quit my job!

But, but man, I had a hard time, and like,

you were there for me, man,

and I'm not gonna forget that.

I'm not gonna forget that.

I love you so much.

Oh, thank you so much.

I love you so much.

You're my brother now.

You're my, you're my brother.

All right, enough with this touchy-feely shit!

Let's fuckin' party!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Holy shit!

- I told you not to look at me!

- Hey, what y'all doing, man?

- Travis?

What happened, bro?

- Travis!

- You okay?

- Travis?

Vinny?

Vinny, what are you doing out here, buddy?

Hey, what are you doing out here?

Let's go inside.

Dad?

Come on, come on.

Dad?

Dad!

Dad!

Oh, Dad.

Dad?

Dad.

Come on, Dad.

Let's get you to bed.

Dad?

Dad!

Fuck!

Dad!

Ran out of beer, holy shit!

They ran out of beer!

I drank all the beer at the party, yeah!

Oh god, I must be so fucking drunk right now!

- Mike Alvorado?

- Yes ma'am, that's me. - Hi, Mike.

I'm sorry for the wait.

- That's okay.

How-how's he doing?

Is he okay?

- Well unfortunately, he's in pretty rough shape.

Um, it seems to me that he ingested

a large dosage of marijuana,

and then passed out on the radiator

before it turned on.

- That sounds like also what I was thinking happened.

- Baby!

Baby!

Oh my god. - Oh, Charlene.

- Oh my god, baby. - Oh, thank God you're here.

- Oh, I'm so sorry we're late.

We got here as fast as we could.

- Hey, hey.

Hey, buddy.

How you doing, man? - Oh.

- Good to see you, buddy.

- Hey, Lorenzo.

- How can we help?

- So he's currently sedated.

He has severe burns to both eyelids,

one of his nostrils, part of his mouth,

so he can't see, and he can't take deep breaths,

just little, tiny baby breaths.

- Okay, word.

That's what's up.

- He's gonna need to stay here with us

for a few days, and it looks like sometime

in the last year, your father's healthcare coverage lapsed,

so unfortunately, I don't think his health insurance

is gonna cover it.

- Damn.

- Yeah, so, um, the hospital expenses

end up needing to be out of pocket.

Is that something you feel like

you and your family could handle, or?

- Um.

Yeah, no, that-that shouldn't be a problem.

- Okay.

- Not a problem at all.

All right, Vinny!

Gotta figure out which clothes you wanna sell, buddy!

Gotta save Dad, okay?

So go through the clothes

and figure out what you wanna sell, okay?

This seems like a good hoodie to sell for five bucks.

Need to get about 35, $40,000.

I don't know how long Dad's gonna be there,

but we gotta save it, okay?

What's, uh, 40,000 minus five?

39,995.

That's, that's okay.

Vinny!

Dinner's ready!

All right, buddy.

- Oh yeah, you already made dinner for me.

- Oh yeah, here we go.

Ooh.

Tastes good, huh? - Mm-hmm.

- What do you think, we can get a quarter apiece?

Huh? - Yeah.

- Yeah, that seems like a good plan.

We're gonna be making money in no time, Vinny!

Everything's negotiable.

Just let me know.

Hey Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.

Vinny.

Hey, Vinny.

Vinny.

You're gonna wear this now?

Okay. - Yeah.

- Construction helmets, two for one.

Two for, two for one.

Now you're protected for all the things to come, okay.

I have some surefire investments

that are looking pretty bottom out.

Then we can make it all back,

and-and then some, you know?

Buy all the stuff back.

Save Dad!

They're all fucking empty.

Why the fuck did we save all these damn things

if they're all, oh, Elton John!

That's dope.

- How much?

- Uh, $20.

- How about five?

- Yes.

Oh my god.

She saved this?

Hey, uh, excuse me?

Excuse me, the-the sale's out front!

Excuse me, the yard sale's up front over here!

- Um, excuse me, is this a chess board?

- Just give me one second.

I'll be right with you, okay?

Give me a second. - Thank you.

- Excuse me, um.

Excuse me! - Here you go.

- Thank you.

- Excuse me, uh, sale's, um.

Sale's out front, so.

I'm so sorry, but the sale is in the front yard.

- How old is the roof?

- Uh.

I don't, four or five years.

- Mm, ah, mm.

- How about the gutters?

They don't look too, uh- - No, uh, sorry.

The house isn't for sale.

You know, I'm just trying to have the yard sale

to help pay for my father's medical bills

at the hospital, which, yes,

they are a lot, but, uh, technically not my house.

I mean, I do have power of attorney and everything,

but, uh, my dad would be so pissed at me

if I sold the house.

Yeah, so.

It'd be crazy to sell the house.

Cabinets were all recently re-sanded.

All the appliances brand new, tiptop shape,

got lifetime warranty on this guy.

All the tile was recently redone,

and, uh, yeah, move-in ready.

All the furniture's yours.

You come in, you got it.

- So what kind of a heating system do you have here?

- Uh, radiator heat.

Gets real hot.

- How much is it to buy the house?

- Bye, house! - Bye, house!

Goodbye, house!

125 grand.

Yeah, this is gonna be easy.

This is gonna be easy.

All we need is a 30% gain.

30%. - Yeah, we need 30%!

- You know how many 30% swings happen

every single day in the financial market?

All the time. - All the time.

- Then we just sell out, take the win.

Move on.

That's the key.

Don't get greedy.

Don't get greedy.

40K will pay the bills, the original principle.

Buy a new house.

Yeah, a nicer one, even.

Yeah.

Blessing in disguise.

Let's see our new home. - Hey, cous!

What up, man? - Hey, Travis!

- Good to see you, buddy. - Hey, hey man.

- Hey Vinny.

Ma, Mike and Vinny are here!

Sequoia, say hi to your cousins, baby.

- Hey, uh, where-where should I put this crap?

- Just put the shit down over here.

- Right there, okay. - Yeah, I got you.

- I'm just gonna let him go, if you don't mind.

- Yeah, that's fine.

- Okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah.

- Puppy!

- That fucking party was lit, man.

You gotta bring me to the next one, all right?

- Yeah, that's cool.

- Hey Vinny, you wanna have a seat over here?

I got something for you.

You know what?

Ma, oh. - Hi, guys.

- Ma, where's the iPad?

- Um, check the other room. - All right.

- Hey hey, Travis, uh, what-what's the wifi?

- The-the thing's in the fucking corner!

I don't know! - Well, okay.

- Language. - Well, nice word.

Word, word. - How you doing, Mike?

- Oh hey, Aunt Barb.

How you been? - Good, good.

You guys gonna be staying with us for a little bit?

- Yeah, yeah.

We had to sell the house to cover Dad's hospital bills,

but, you know. - Yeah.

Travis told me. - Yeah, yeah.

But you know, some things

are more important than having a house.

- Yeah, for sure, for sure.

I'm gonna put you here on the couch.

- Oh no, no, no, no.

It's okay, I can- - Check out what I got, pal.

- No, no, no. - No.

- Just put it on the- - No, no.

- Put it on the floor. - Check out what I got.

- No, no. - Put it on the floor.

It's okay. - Ma, just put it

on the floor.

He doesn't need to be on the couch.

- He's on the couch. - I wanna sit on the,

I wanna sit on the couch later!

- No, I can be on the floor.

It's okay. - No.

He's going on the couch.

You can be on the floor. - Does the dog have a name?

What's the dog's name? - Uh, Chevy, like the car.

- Hey, Chevy.

- Hey Chevy!

Chevy, stop it!

- Chevy, knock it off, okay?

Where your shoes, baby?

Where are her shoes, Ma?

- Uh, look in the other room.

I'm gonna put you here on the couch.

- Okay, all right.

- Vinny's gonna go downstairs to the basement.

- Oh, you hear that Vinny?

You're gonna go in the basement, huh?

That's gonna be fun!

- Yeah.

- Yeah, you gonna have fun in the basement, buddy?

- Yeah.

- Okay, I'm gonna go make dinner.

- Okay.

- What are we doing for dinner?

- We're gonna do some chicken and noodles.

How's that?

- Chicken and noodles? - Mm!

- Chicken and noodles? - That sounds good to me.

- All right. - Chevy, Chevy!

- Okay. - Chevy!

Chevy!

Chevy!

- Good boy!

- Chevy! - What's up with the dog?

- I don't know what's up with the dog!

- Yeah, he's just, uh, freaking out a bit,

you know, uh, new house and all.

- Chevy, Chevy, stop!

Chevy, stop! - Settle down!

- Stop, Chevy! - Hey, hey!

Chevy! - Stop!

- Bad dog! - Chevy!

- Chevy!

- Chevy, stop!

Come on, stop it.

Stop that!

- What's going on?

- I don't know, he's messing with the pillow, Ma!

Chevy, stop!

- I'm gonna go make it!

- Chevy!

Stop it!

- Lord Jesus, we are here today

to ask you to bless this food and bless this family.

Please watch over my brother-in-law

while he's in the hospital, keep him safe,

keep his anxiety down,

and Lord, please be with Vinny and Mike

as they navigate through these tough times,

and help them to realize that they have strength

in each other.

In Jesus' name we pray.

Amen. - Amen.

- Amen.

- Ready? - Amen.

- Oh, I got the body.

- That's my boy.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

- It's really good. - Thank you.

Thank you.

- Your dad's dead!

- Sequoia.

- No that, that's okay.

Honey, our-our dad's not dead.

He's just at the hospital getting better.

- Your dad's dead!

- He's not dead, Vinny, he's okay.

He's just at the hospital getting better, all right?

- That's right. - Amen.

- Your dad is dead! - He's not dead, okay?

Why do you, why do you keep saying that, honey?

He's not dead.

He's okay.

He's at the hospital.

- Sequoia, be nice. - Our dad is dead.

- Vinny, no, no.

He's not dead! - Your dad's dead!

- He's not dead!

Goddamit!

Okay.

Sorry, Aunt Barb, I'm sorry.

Sorry.

- Mike.

- No, no!

Hold-hold on!

Goddammit, Chevy!

Let's go outside, buddy!

Let's get out of here, okay?

It's okay.

- I got this. - No, no, no, no!

I got it, Aunt Barb, thank you.

- Your dad is dead!

- No, I'll get that, okay?

Here, I got it.

Don't worry, don't worry.

It's okay, it's okay!

It's coming off, okay?

- Your dad's dead! - He's not,

why do you keep saying that, Sequoia?

He's not dead, okay?

- Our dad is dead! - No, no, Vinny!

He's not dead, okay?

He-he's just at the hospital, all right?

Don't listen to her.

She's just, she's just kidding, I ...

- Mr. Alverado?

- Hello?

- Hello, Mr. Alverado.

This is the hospital- - Oh, okay, hey.

Yeah. - About your father.

- Uh, what's up?

How-how is he doing?

- Um, well, we just wanted to let you know,

um, and I'm sorry if this-

- Okay.

♪ How sweet the sound ♪

♪ That saved a wretch ♪

♪ Like me ♪

♪ I once was lost ♪

♪ But now am found ♪

♪ T'was blind ♪

♪ But now ♪

♪ I see ♪

♪ When we've been there 10,000 years ♪

♪ Bright shining as the sun ♪

♪ We've no less days ♪

♪ To sing God's praise ♪

♪ Than when we first begun ♪

♪ Amazing grace ♪

♪ How sweet the sound ♪

♪ That saved a wretch ♪

♪ Like me ♪

♪ I once was lost ♪

♪ But now am found ♪

- Hey, Mike.

♪ Was blind ♪

- My brother, Mike.

♪ But now ♪ - Our father is dead.

♪ I see ♪

- Sorry Mike.

You're my brother.

- Mike, I'm so sorry.

- Lorenzo.

Thank you so much for coming.

- Of course.

How's Vinny doing?

- Yeah, he's, uh, he's handling it pretty good.

I think he'll be fine.

- Let me go say hey to him,

and just check in on him, okay?

- Sorry about your loss.

I know how it feels.

I lost my dad, too.

- Oh, I-I'm sorry about that.

- Appreciate it.

Yeah, it was, um.

It was the summer before fifth grade.

Never truly heals, you know?

It's crazy because I'm older now

than he was when he passed.

Kinda strange, isn't it?

- Damn.

- Um, but hey man, um.

If you ever need anything,

you know, feel free to reach out, man.

- Thank you, Lorenzo, that's ...

Thank you.

- Yeah.

You'll be all right, man.

- Hey, Trav, what's up, man?

- Oh hey, hey, cous.

Hey, man, hey.

Your dad is dead.

I'm sorry.

That was a beautiful service, though, cous.

Hey but listen, I gotta get outta here.

I'm tripping pretty hard right now.

- No, before you go, uh,

do you know anyone who could potentially

loan me some money?

- Oh.

No.

- No, no, no, no.

- No, you don't wanna do that.

- No, no, it's just like, hypothetically.

I'm not actually gonna do it.

I'm just curious if you know someone.

- Yeah, I mean, I got a guy,

but cous, you don't wanna do that.

- No, I wouldn't be a problem, man.

I'd have him paid back two weeks guaranteed.

Not a problem.

- Cous, you ain't got a job right now.

- I wouldn't be asking if I didn't totally need this.

- Hey man, I'm not trying to pry,

'cause like, normally I wouldn't give a shit,

but like, you're staying at my house.

You're sleeping on my floor and shit.

- I swear to God, I'll pay him back.

I'll pay you right, it'll all be okay.

I just really need this, please, man.

Come on, we're fam, right?

Okay, let's go, let's go.

You good?

- Yeah, yeah.

I'm good, I'm just still tripping pretty hard.

- This is it?

- Just go in, ask for CJ.

Tell him what's up.

Tell him Travis sent you.

- You're not coming?

- No.

No, man, I can't.

- Come on, man.

Please just come in with me.

- Please don't make me do this.

- Come on!

- Cous, please, I can't go in there.

- You're gonna do your family like that, huh?

Just come in.

It'll be fine!

Quit being weird.

You're being all weird right now.

- Fuck!

- Okay, all right.

Okay!

Yeah, see?

You're gonna be fine!

Don't worry about it.

I got your back, you got my back.

We're family, right?

- Get off me. - Okay.

- Hey, what up, kids?

- Hey, Travis! - Oh, it's Travis.

- Hey, where you been, man?

- Yeah, just chilling.

- Hey, I know why you're here.

Get in here man.

I'm gonna hook you up.

- I'm good, bro.

- Travis.

- Hey, where, uh, where's CJ at?

- He-he's in the bedroom.

At the back.

- All right, bet.

- Okay.

Okay.

Let's go see CJ.

Okay, yeah!

It's nice to meet you all. - Yeah, yeah.

All right.

- Hey, yo, CJ.

What up?

- Hey, Travis.

What you doing here, man?

- This here's my cousin Mike.

He's got something he's gotta talk to you about right quick.

- Hi, great to meet you, CJ.

You have a really dope crib.

- I'ma let you all chat,

but it's good to see you, Ceej.

- All right.

- Hey, um, so-

- So what's up, bro?

What you trying to get?

- Um.

Uh, well, uh.

Um, Travis mentioned to me that you

might be able to front me some money.

- Money?

- Uh, yeah no, I mean, my dad just died,

so you know, we had to pay for the funeral costs,

hospital bills, and we just lost our house,

so it's just kinda hard to-

- How much you trying to get?

- Uh.

Um, I guess like, um.

10, or, $15,000?

- Hey, you out your fucking mind.

- Eight, $8,000.

I just need $8,000 and I'm straight.

- Bro, I could spot you, like, five.

You gotta pay me back six by next week, though.

- That's-that's perfect, thank you.

Whatever you can do, that works.

Thank you.

Um.

Do you do crypto at all by chance?

- You want me to send it in Ethereum or something?

- Yeah, that-that'd be ideal, actually, yeah.

- For sure.

What's the address?

- It's uh, DJ, uh, Dyna-Mike.ETH, at um.

D-J-D-Y-N-A

M-I-K-E.eth.

- I'ma sic Travis on you and pay this back.

- Nice.

- No, I'm serious.

Your cousin is fucking crazy.

- Yeah, yeah.

He's a, he's a real goofball, that guy.

- All right, sent.

- Uh.

Oh yeah, got it.

Okay, yeah, thank you so much, CJ.

I-I really appreciate what you're doing

for me and my family, so thank you, CJ.

I-I appreciate it.

- You got that shit on your phone, bro?

- Uh, yeah, why?

- I don't know, I just keep most of my stuff

in cold storage.

Had a buddy lose six figures

all because his phone got stolen.

- Really? - Yeah.

Plus I bet you keep selling the bottomer share, right?

Put your keys on the hard drive, man.

It'll save you from yourself.

- Yeah thank you, CJ.

I-I appreciate that.

Um, take care, man.

All right, take care, everyone.

Have a good one.

- All right, take it easy. - Later.

- Later, dude. - Later!

- All right, see you later, cous!

- Whoa, Travis, um.

Uh, what are, what are you doing?

Aren't you coming?

- Oh, I'm just gonna chill with my homies, man.

I miss 'em.

- No, no, no.

We, um, we gotta, we gotta go, so.

- It's cool.

- Don't you think that's like a

bad idea, you know?

Not like a bad idea, but-

- It's all good, man.

I'll see you back at the house, all right?

- Okay, I get that you're saying that now,

but we got that thing we gotta do, so let's-

- Hey, cous, I fuckin' said I'd see you

back at the house, all right?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

It's nice meeting you all.

- Charlene?

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- Nothing, I just was, um,

I just wanted to come say hi.

- Are you crying?

- I don't know. - Oh baby, here.

Come inside, come inside, here.

But just be quiet.

Everyone's asleep, okay?

- Okay.

- Well, what's happening?

What's going on?

- It's Lorenzo.

- Oh my god, what happened?

Did he sexually assault you?

- No, no.

He just, he just doesn't wanna see me anymore.

- Oh.

I'm so sorry about that.

That, that's terrible.

He seemed like a really good guy.

- Yeah.

He was, like, a really good guy.

- So, what happened?

- He's mad because I gave him HPV.

- Oh, wow.

HPV, huh?

- Yeah, like, the one with warts, and stuff.

- Damn, that's crazy, yeah.

- I'm sorry.

I should not have come here-

- No, no, no, no. - This late.

- That's okay, it's okay.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

I always love seeing my girlfriend.

- Um.

I don't think I really wanna do

the open relationship thing anymore.

I just, I just wanna be with you.

- Oh my god, that's, um,

yeah, me neither.

I'm glad you're here.

Really thought for a moment, um,

glad you're here.

- So what are you up to?

- Oh, I was just transferring my crypto

to cold storage.

- God, that's so smart.

You are so smart.

I would love to be as smart as you.

- What are you talking about?

You're so smart,

like, so smart.

- Will you teach me?

- What?

- Crypto.

- You wanna learn about crypto?

Yeah, so if you really wanna make money,

you gotta use decentralized exchanges.

That's where the small cap plays are.

- That's so amazing.

- Yeah, but what I was working on earlier,

I was transferring all my crypto

onto this drive right here.

I can still check it on my phone like this,

but I can't sell without the drive, see?

Can't trade without the drive.

- But what happens if you break the hard drive?

Then you lose all of it?

- No, I could still access it

with my secret seed phrase.

- Mm, what's a seed phrase?

- Actually, um.

Yeah, you should probably know this

in case something ever happens to me.

I keep my seed phrase in this text file right here

on my desktop called "Ideas".

- Click, sand, cliff, toe, awesome-

- Yeah, it's just a bunch of random words

that act as a password for your drive

in case you lose it.

So long as I have this computer, or my drive,

I can access my money.

If anything ever happens to me.

This is what you need, okay?

- Don't say that.

Nothing bad is ever gonna happen to you.

- God, um-

- What?

- Nothing, I'm just

kinda getting turned on

when I'm talking about this.

- Oh yeah?

Oh you like teaching me about crypto?

- Just, it's just nice

to have someone I can trust, you know?

With my seed phrase.

I've just been so alone lately,

I've just, I don't even know-

- Oh, Mike. - Oh, Charlene.

Oh my god, Charlene.

I love you so much.

- Oh my god, Mike, I love you so much!

- I don't want to be with anyone else but you.

Oh my god. - What?

- I'm feeling, like, really hard.

- Really?

- I don't think I've ever been this hard

before in my life.

- Oh my god, let me touch it.

- Oh, I'm like rock hard.

- Yeah, it's pretty hard. - Oh yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Can I, can I put it in? - Yeah, yeah, do it.

Yeah, do it. - Okay.

Okay.

It's, like, hard to get in right now, but-

- It's okay.

- I think it's getting in.

- That's okay.

- Okay. - Yes, Mike.

- I'm inside you. - Yes.

Oh yes, Mike. - I'm inside you, oh my god.

Can I go forward? - Yeah, yeah.

- Oh yeah. - Forward and back.

Yeah, yeah. - Oh yeah.

- Just like that, yeah.

It's really good, it's really good.

- Oh, fuck!

Oh, it fell out.

- That's okay, just stick it back in.

- Okay, okay.

- Just stick it back in. - Okay, okay.

Oh my god.

I think I'm coming.

Should I pull out? - No, no, no.

Just come inside of me. - Oh, it fell out again.

Whoopsie.

- Oh, it's okay.

- Oh my god, I-I'm still coming.

- You're coming? - I'm still coming.

- Oh my god, Mike! - I'm coming so hard!

- Yes, good job!

You did it!

- God, I came so hard.

- Mike, we finally had sex.

- Yeah.

I see what the fuss is all about.

- I love you, Mike.

I love you so much.

- I love you too, Charlene.

God, I love you so much.

Things are, things are finally looking up.

Oh, hey, Sequoia.

Just go back to sleep, okay?

- I need to go to school.

- Oh, no honey.

It's-it's Saturday.

You know, there's no, there's no school, okay?

- It's Friday. - Okay.

It is?

- Yeah, and daddy's not here.

- Where's grandma?

- She's at work.

What time is it?

Oh, damn.

Um.

And-and Travis didn't come home last night?

- Dude, just take her to school.

- Yeah, okay.

I was gonna do that.

Okay, uh, Sequoia.

Um.

Do you, um.

Um.

Okay.

Let's go to school, sweetie.

Okay.

You got your books and everything?

Come on, let's go.

Let's go.

Um.

Do you know where you go to school?

- I go to school with Mrs. Rackis.

- Of course.

- What's on your phone?

- Okay. - Get off your phone.

- Okay, come on, come on.

Come on.

All right, here we are!

We're at school, we're at school.

- This isn't my school.

- What are you talking about?

This is your school. - It is not.

- This is it, this is nice.

This is a perfect school.

Hey!

Got a little kid who needs to go to school!

All right, they're not letting us in,

so we're gonna go the other way.

Here we go, here we go.

Come on, come on.

No, no, no.

This way, this way.

This is a great school.

Come on, come on.

You're going a little too slow for me.

Okay.

Uncle Mike's gotta go.

And now you're gonna go to any classroom, right?

And when you get in the classroom,

you're gonna say, "I'm ready to learn!"

That's what you're gonna say.

Okay?

All right.

All right, you have a good day at school, sweetie.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

- Hey, you've reached Charlene.

I can't get to the phone right now,

but if you leave your name and number-

- Fuck.

- I'll call you back

whenever I get the chance.

Thanks.

- Hey, Charlene, uh.

Did, did, uh,

I'm kinda freaking out right now!

Um, did you, uh, did you take my computer by chance?

I mean, not like take it,

but like, for safekeeping, take it?

Okay, I'm, I know I'm talking to no one.

Okay, all right, I'll talk to you later.

Thank you, bye.

Fuck!

God fucking dammit!

- What?

- Oh, Vinny, Vinny.

- You scared me!

- Vinny, where's my computer at?

- I don't know. - Where's the computer?

- The man did it.

- Where is he?

Where's the van?

Where's?

Did Charlene take the van? - Yeah, hide it!

- Did she take the van, Vinny?

- Yeah, she did.

And a van. - Vinny.

Vinny. - A van.

- Hey, be serious.

Be serious.

Look at me. - Excuse me.

- Did Charlene take my computer?

I need you to be serious with me, okay?

- I'm gonna be serious.

- Be serious with me, all right?

Are we serious? - I'm serious.

- Okay, let's get serious, all right?

- All right.

- Did you see my computer, okay?

- I gave you my 'puter.

- Did Charlene take the computer?

- I gave you my computer.

- Charlene took it?

- I want a pizza.

- Did Charlene take my computer, buddy?

Did she take- - Took my 'puter.

- Did she take it? - She take it, yes.

- She took it.

She took it, she took it.

Okay.

We're going.

We're going!

Come on, come on, come on!

We're going! - All right, all right!

- Go, go, go, go, go, go! - All right, all right.

- Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go!

We gotta go!

Hey Charlene, it's Mike again.

Um, yeah, your phone's, uh- - Yeah!

- Just going right to voicemail,

which concerns me, but it's okay,

'cause we're outside your house now.

Hey baby!

- Baby, we're at the door!

- Charlene, baby!

Charlene!

Baby! - Baby!

I'm right at the door!

Aladdin!

- All right, you stay right here!

Vinny, stay right there.

Open the door, okay? - Okay.

At the door!

Open the door!

Aladdin.

- Charlene!

Charlene!

Okay, okay, okay.

No, no.

Okay.

Uh.

Pick up, pick up.

Come on.

Pick up, pick up.

Come on, Charlene, come on.

Come on, baby.

Come on!

- Hey, you've reached Charlene.

I'll call you back whenever I can.

- Fuck.

I loved you and you did this to me!

Why?

Hey, everybody. - Hi.

- Just trying to find my girlfriend,

so if anyone knows where she's at,

just DM me.

She's not picking up her phone

or answering her door.

At her house, by the way.

Ah!

- That's my house, ah!

- She does have HPV, so if you're at

any place that treats HPV,

specifically one of the bad kinds,

you might run into my girlfriend, who has HPV.

- My girlfriend.

- And I actually might have HPV.

I have this medical/psychological condition

where I can't get full erections.

I get partial erections, but you know,

they do the trick.

Charlene?

- Oh.

Hey, man.

I didn't know you was here.

Charlene inside?

- Are you in on this?

- I just wanted to come and apologize to her

for how I was acting last couple days.

I, um, said some pretty rude stuff to her.

- Rude like what?

Like, "Let's trick your dumb boyfriend

and steal all of his crypto?"

Huh?

- What?

Whoa, man.

Come on, man.

What are you talking about?

- You think I'm stupid, huh?

You think I'm so stupid!

- Whoa!

Calm down, man. - Oh, I'm a big idiot!

Okay!

- Oh.

You all right? - It's on now, motherfucker!

Okay. - What's going on, man?

Oh, come on, man.

What are you doing?

- Can't hit what you can't see, huh?

- Hey, hey!

- And here I go!

Fuck! - Calm down, man.

- I'm gonna fuck you up!

You fight like a- - Stay down, bro.

- Vinny!

We gotta kick this guy's ass!

He took my computer!

- Travis.

Travis. - Okay.

- Travis got the computer.

- Charlene! - Huh?

- Travis! - Charlene!

What the fuck is going on?

- Travis got your computer!

- Hey!

- What the fuck?

- What are you, what are you saying?

- Travis! - Trav?

- Travis!

He took the computer!

- Travis took, Travis took the computer?

- It was Travis!

He get the computer.

- Travis took the computer.

Travis took the computer.

Travis took the computer.

- Come on, man.

You gotta fucking sell me something.

- No, I told you.

I'm not giving you any more

'til your cousin pay me back everything.

- What the fuck does that have to do with me, man?

How you gonna do me like that?

- It's business.

I don't know him, I know you.

- A bag, man.

A tiny bag.

I'll give you $80 for a fucking taste!

- No, I need 6K.

- Fuck!

Fuck!

- Don't be mad at me,

be mad at your cousin, man.

- Fuck!

- Bro! - Fuck!

- Stop!

What the fuck?

My mom gave me that computer, man!

- Fuck!

- Okay, come on, buddy.

Come on.

All right.

Now you stand right here, okay?

I gotta talk to all my friends.

Stay right there.

Hey, everyone.

Have you, uh, seen my cousin?

Travis, cous! - Don't, no, Mike.

Just give me a minute, man, please.

I'm, I need a minute, please. - It's cool, it's cool.

I just wanna know if you know

where my computer's at.

- Fuck!

- Oh!

Okay, okay, okay. - What the fuck, man!

- Sorry, sorry. - Oh my god!

- Sorry, okay. - Oh, dude!

- Uh. - Dude!

I welcomed you into the home!

I fucking helped you out!

You made me relapse!

- I can bet you're mad.

- How the fuck are you living on my floor

after you borrow $5,000?

You're not paying rent, you're not buying food-

- Listen, listen, buddy, buddy.

- It's bullshit! - Cous!

I'm gonna get you so much money, I swear to god.

I just need to know what you did

with my computer and my hard drive, okay?

- I sold it.

- You sold it?

- Yeah, you're lucky all I did was fucking sell it.

I should fuck you up! - Buddy, cous.

We're not mad, okay?

We're not mad, we're not mad.

Who'd you sell it to exactly?

- I don't know.

Get fucked.

Buy a new one.

I'm outta here.

- No, no, Trav, Trav, Trav, please!

Please!

Okay, okay!

Here, here.

Look, look at this.

Look, look.

Here.

- What the fuck is that? - Okay.

- 340, 300, what the fuck is that?

- $336,000.

- Wait, I fucking know what it says!

What is it? - It's money.

It's my money.

It's our money, okay? - What?

- I'm serious.

I went all in on this NFT exchange

when market cap was at 10 million

with heavy leverages revolutionary uses

of AMM pools but for NFTS!

- This isn't words!

- Big announcement today, buddy!

Big announcement!

Devs are building nodes at 300 million-

- I don't know what you're saying!

- 300 with plenty of room to run, Travis!

- What are you talking about? - I'm rich.

We could be rich.

You just need to help me.

Come on, cous.

Come on.

We're family, right?

I need you to help me, please.

Just gotta find the computer, okay?

We just have to find the computer.

That's it.

Come on.

- Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck!

- Vinny, we're leaving!

- Fuck!

- Vinny, you okay?

- Can't remember where it was!

- Yeah! - Got your seatbelt on,

right buddy? - This way!

- I'm down! - This way, this way!

It was like a fucking warehouse, or something.

I was high as shit!

- What if we get you high again?

Would that help you?

- Dude, if I could do that,

I wouldn't be here right now!

- Okay.

Vinny, uh, look for something, uh,

that Travis can get high on, okay?

- Okay.

- Just check the glove box,

check the glove box.

- Oh, this'll work.

Oh, fuck yeah, this'll work.

- Uh-huh. - Right there.

- Hey Mike, I need to go home now.

- Vinny, please!

- I need to go home.

- Hey buddy, we sold the home.

Don't you remember, bud?

- How you doing, cous?

You doing good?

We doing good.

- We're doing good, cous.

I'm doing good, Mike.

- Hey. - Hey, baby.

- Hi, there.

- Oh my god, I'm so sorry

I missed all your calls earlier.

I got called into work all of a sudden,

and then my phone died

because I didn't have a charger

at your house last night.

It's just been one of those days.

- Hey man, I think the,

I think the smell's a little too much.

- I had, like, 50 voicemails from you.

I haven't even listened to them yet.

I just wanted to call you back

and make sure everything was okay.

- Give me your hoodie.

- Mike. - Mike?

Are you okay?

- Yeah, yeah. - Hello?

- Everything's good, hon.

Uh, just hanging out with Travis.

- You don't need anything?

I got really freaked out- - Here, here, here.

- When I saw all those voicemails.

I was worried something happened to you.

- Uh yeah, yeah.

Everything's great, honey.

Just, uh, cruising out with the boys.

Yeah, me, Travs, Vinny.

Just going around.

Probably don't even like listen to those voicemails.

I was, like, confused about something,

but it's all good.

- So you're okay?

- Vinny, please!

- You're acting really weird right now.

- Oh yeah, no, I'm great!

I'm feeling great!

- Hello, girlfriend.

Hello. - Okay.

Well, what's up?

Um, last night was really fun.

- You're just gonna talk though, right?

- Yeah.

We're just gonna talk.

- Yeah, you should just come over to my place.

You know?

We can do it in my bed.

- We're doing good, Vinny.

We're just gonna talk to 'em.

- Vinny, um.

We're-we're just gonna pull over,

and I'm gonna drop you off, okay buddy?

- Okay, buddy.

- It's gonna get a little dangerous here, okay?

- Getting dangerous?

- No, no, Charlene. - What's dangerous?

- I'm just gonna, Vinny's just acting up.

I'm gonna have to probably get him

out the car for a second,

so, uh, I don't know if I'm gonna be able

to make it tonight.

- Okay, well if you're so busy,

maybe I'll just call Lorenzo back.

- Yeah, yeah, just hang out with Lorenzo.

Yeah, he's great.

He's a good guy.

- Are you kidding?

- Okay.

- Do you seriously not care if I go-

- Okay.

Vinny.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna drop you off here, okay buddy?

- Oh, all right.

Okay, man.

Come on, Vinny.

Vinny!

Come on, buddy.

Get out of the car.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Here, here, here.

All right, Vinny.

We're gonna play a game, all right?

Look at me.

You're gonna stay right here,

and I'll come back for you later, okay?

- Got it. - Okay.

Vinny, stay right there!

I get out of the car.

- Up here.

- Okay.

We have to hurry.

- I'll be right back.

- Don't do anything crazy, man.

All right?

Don't do anything crazy!

- Open the door!

Open the door!

They fucked me up, man! - What the fuck, man?

What the fuck? - They fucked me up!

- Oh, fuck!

Fucking put it in! - Get it in there!

- Oh my god!

- Fucking go!

Go!

- I'm going, I'm going!

I'm going, I'm going!

- Oh, shit!

- Oh fuck!

- Fuck!

- Vinny!

Vinny!

Vinny!

Vinny!

- Michael.

- What's up, man?

How you doing back there?

- I didn't tell you what happened.

- Why, what-what happened?

- I saw him.

I saw God.

When I first got in there,

it was just this one guy,

and I swear, I knew him from somewhere.

Like from a past life, or from this life,

or a future life.

Or maybe it was because I sold him

the computer earlier.

But he was freaking out.

And I was trying to calm him down.

Open up!

But some people just won't listen, you know?

It's all good, though.

I told him about the computer,

how it was all just one big misunderstanding.

Where's the fucking computer!

Then outta nowhere, this other guy shows up.

And I don't spook easy, Mike, but this guy,

he scared me.

- Vinny!

Get down!

I'll shoot you!

Get down!

- It's all good.

We got it figured out.

Everyone calmed down.

And I was able to-

Get my bearings.

Get the computer.

Get the stuff.

That's when I saw him.

That's when I saw God.

But he was hidden in the form of his son.

Jesus Christ, our lord and savior.

And Jesus Christ was hidden in the form of me.

I've been out there looking for so long.

And he was right there the whole time.

And I treated myself so badly.

I didn't know, man.

I didn't know.

He was there.

He was there the whole time.

In me.

In me.

He was there.

- Vinny!

Oh!

Oh, I love you, buddy.

I love you.

Oh no.

- What?

What?

What is it?

- He formatted it.

- What does that mean?

What is, what is that?

- He deleted everything.

- He deleted the money?

- Oh, fuck.

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

♪ Pee, pee ♪

♪ Poo, poo, poo ♪

- Look at all the pigeons!

Oh my god, baby, you're so crazy!

Baby, get in front of the tree!

Yeah!

Oh my god, cute!

- Oh, I can do it.

Oh no, it does not fit.

All right.

Oh, I need to go.

Right here.

Oh, sorry.

Oh no, come on.

Okay.

- That's a fun puzzle you got here, bud.

- Yup.

- You sleep good?

Have any good dreams?

- Yup. - Yeah.

- You go just here.

- Okay.

- Yo. - Hey, Trav.

Where you going?

- I don't know, man.

Probably jail.

I'm serious, dude.

I'm done.

I can't be out here like this.

- I'm sorry, man.

- It's all good, man.

If it wasn't this shit, it'd be something else.

I don't know, man.

I just thought,

this part of my life was behind me,

but it's not.

It's never gonna be.

That's just the way it is, man.

I'm an addict.

- Yeah.

- All right, I gotta head.

- Where you going?

- Here.

This is for you.

- What's that for?

- It's from selling your shit.

- No, no, no, no. - No, no, I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

If I take that, I'm gonna figure out a way

to get fucked up on it,

so you just gotta do me a favor,

and you gotta keep it.

- Thank you, man.

I-I love you, man.

- Yeah, I love you too, cous.

- Ring, ring!

I love you!

I brought you a leaf!

And look, I got stickers!

Those are all yours!

Come get 'em!

Come get 'em!

- Hey, bud.

You hungry?

- Yeah!

I am hungry.

- We're gonna get two number twos,

large, some jumbo popcorn chicken.

- Corn dog. - And a corn dog.

Okay, so that's two large

number twos with everything on it-

- Uh-huh.

- One with ketchup and mustard on it.

- Uh-huh.

- A jumbo popcorn chicken.

And a corn dog.

- Yup, that's about it!

- Okay.

That'll be 18.97.

- Oh, and uh, are you guys still hiring?

♪ Never hear what I'm told ♪

♪ It's like I got everyone watching me ♪

♪ No one watching me, though ♪

♪ I don't need anything from no one ♪

♪ Haven't felt none ♪

♪ Might find my hope inside my smoke ♪

♪ My eyes turn red, like ♪

♪ Devilish on a Sunday ♪

♪ Driving fast down a one-way ♪

♪ Lean on me, I'm a hot boy ♪

♪ 100 degrees, killer I avoid ♪

♪ I don't need no smoke ♪

♪ Bitch, I am the smoke ♪

♪ Give me space ♪

♪ I don't show my face ♪

♪ I don't smoke with folk ♪

♪ Run my fade ♪

♪ I don't run away ♪

♪ From my problems, they got debt to pay ♪

♪ I ain't been afraid ♪

♪ Bitch, I lived afraid ♪

♪ So what's my name ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more ♪

♪ But we all great ♪

♪ That we fucking pray ♪

♪ I don't hold my tongue ♪

♪ I bite the grain ♪

♪ Take my fucking name ♪

♪ Boy don't say my motherfucking name ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more but we all great ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more ♪

♪ But we all great ♪

♪ That we fucking pray ♪

♪ I don't hold my tongue ♪

♪ I bite the grain ♪

♪ Take my fucking name ♪

♪ Boy, don't say my motherfucking name ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more ♪

♪ But we all great ♪

♪ That's what you want ♪

♪ We from the mud ♪

♪ Buck if you dying for us ♪

♪ That's a sign, sign ♪

♪ The loneliest one be making the flowers grow ♪

♪ We stomp on the garden ♪

♪ Know what you started ♪

♪ Started a fire, started a riot ♪

♪ I was not invited ♪

♪ Nothing but violence, nothing but sirens ♪

♪ Moment of silence ♪

♪ Make me decide it in my head ♪

♪ They ain't trying to play with me ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more but we all great ♪

♪ That we fucking pray ♪

♪ I don't hold my tongue ♪

♪ I bite the grain ♪

♪ Take my fucking name ♪

♪ Boy, don't say my motherfucking name ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more, but we all great ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more but we all great ♪

♪ That we fucking pray ♪

♪ I don't hold my tongue, I bite the grain ♪

♪ Take my fucking name ♪

♪ Boy, don't say my motherfucking name ♪

♪ Fuck up out my face ♪

♪ I don't smile no more ♪

♪ But we all great ♪

♪ Great ♪