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Original subtitles

Hey, Michelle, do you know how to make a hard -boiled egg?

Boil it until it's hard?

Yo, hook my mic up, please. Make the bass come out so clear. There, there,

there, please.

I'm asking KB, KB, KB.

Ready? Yeah, ready?

We'll be right

back.

Here's what that is.

Oh, my God. You look disgusting.

Be quiet.

Don't pick on your brother, Michelle Ann. He almost really hurt himself.

Yeah, like waving an egg.

Now we can't go to Ocean City.

You bet your biffy we can.

But I look gross.

Dr. Miller says if you keep that cream spread on your face overnight, you'll be

in great shape tomorrow morning.

No, I won't. Sure you will.

You're already looking better.

We're counting down the hits. The 40 biggest from the official billboard

I'm Casey Kasem. This is American Top 40. The family is so embarrassed.

Just as safe as having to buy a whole tank of gas.

I just have to go on duty if we come across an accident or a broken down car

along the way.

You guys are so cheap.

We're not.

I don't see you writing any checks when it's time to pay the bills.

You're getting to the stupidest thing.

Shove it.

Must be not nice to not have any friends.

Must be not nice to be so not nice.

Now we're up to our long -distance dedication.

And this is from a young man in Louisiana who had been troubled by a

guilt. Mom, turn it up. He writes, Dear Casey, my name is Patrick.

I'm 19 years old and live in Chena, Louisiana.

My long -distance dedication goes out to my younger brother, Jeffrey.

who was 17 years old.

Two years ago, Jeff was injured in a swimming accident.

He and I had gone to a creek near our home.

I dove in, and Jeff dove in after me. He was very overweight, about 5 '6",

weighing 235 pounds.

His dive was short, and he hit a clay bank under the water and broke his neck,

paralyzing him from the neck down.

For nearly two weeks, I blamed myself for this, but my family and Jeff helped

understand it wasn't my fault.

In 84, both Jeff and myself were away from home at Christmas.

Jeff was in San Francisco at the Shriners Crippled Children's Hospital.

I was doing 90 days in jail for drinking and driving.

You see, last September when Jeff left for San Francisco, I turned to drinking

to solve my pain and problems.

In jail at Christmas, I was allowed to telephone Jeff.

After I talked to him, I spoke to Mom.

I asked her what Jeff needed, and she said he wanted to see me.

This raised my spirits and hopes, to know that Jeff was as close as my heart

would let him be.

Now that's all the distance is, from my mind to my heart.

So, Casey, would you please play Hang On by the Little River Band to let Jeff

know that when I'm released in four weeks, I'll be there as fast as I can.

stuff is a bunch of malarkey. No, they're not.

Says you.

Says Casey.

Coast to coast.

Here's the band that's been performing in the area of Narragansett, Rhode

since 1972.

13 years. And last year, they finally hit the pop chart with the song On the

Dark Side.

Here's John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band with Tough All Over. Hey,

City, we're back.

We'll be right

back.

What's that doing there?

You sure this is the right house?

Let's hope not.

Yes, it's the right place.

Why can't we stay at Sea Watch like last year? It's way too expensive.

Mrs. Unlin's brother gave us a good bargain on this place.

But it's Bayside.

Then what you do is you use your legs and you walk over to Oceanside.

We might as well have just gone to Deep Creek.

I don't care where we stay.

That's the spirit.

He's supposed to be under a crab statue.

I don't know which one.

Brandon, you look like a prowler.

Well, I'm not.

I'm a state trooper.

Okay, which one?

Right, that's it. Everybody off the front porch. Now, now, come on.

I guess we got here a few hours early.

Wash that sink down with bleach before you use it.

Come on, record player.

Smells like Grandma's house.

Can I go get a nightie?

You're not going anywhere until we're finished unpacking the car.

You're not alone, you're not.

Come on, I'm way old enough.

Well, I guess that might be fine.

We weren't going to give this to you until we'd settled in a bit, but here's

some money for you to spend however you want on this vacation.

Hey, Windburn. Wind Space Camp.

Are you actually wearing those? It's like, not a joke.

You wish.

Who told you it was okay to mix the flavors like that?

Huh?

I'm sorry.

I didn't know it was illegal.

Illegal? They're icy.

I'm just messing with you, dude. I am bored out of my skeleton.

I'll take a sip, fill it to the top, and take another sip, huh?

Don't you know how it's done?

Fill it to the top, sip, fill it to the top again.

It's not an icy unless you sneak a sip first.

Put more cherry in. You've got to get the proportions right.

You dropped this.

No, I didn't.

Uh, I really think you dropped it.

I already have one.

Man, you can never have too many boon straws.

I guess.

What's your name?

Bradford, but everybody calls me Brad.

I'm Teduardo, but everyone calls me Teddy. Cool.

What grade are you going into?

Ninth. I'm going into ninth, too. No way.

Hey. Whoa, is that your ping pong thingy?

I have one that looks just like this back home. I mean, just like this.

You must have been the fun hub.

What's fun hub?

It's only the coolest place in the whole wide world.

We gotta go right now. I can't.

I have to go to dinner with my family.

Well, then let's go tomorrow.

Maybe.

So you come here every summer?

Usually.

My dad's been bringing me here since before I was one.

Oh, Dad, you live here?

Man, don't go near that place if you can help it.

What's wrong with it?

The lady that lives there is a crazy menace. She ruined, like, five marriages

last summer.

And she eats bushels of crabs with the shell still on them.

And she taxidermies surfers in the barn.

Her name's...

I gotta go.

Meet me at Fun Hub tomorrow at noon.

It's in the alley behind Anthony's.

Are you sure you don't need this?

Okay, bye, Rad.

Are we out here too early?

You think?

Does the sun even work at this hour?

The sun always works, bud.

That's what's so great about it.

That's why we beat the crowds and get a head start on the deck.

Right, that's it. I'm going in.

Who's with me?

That looks bold.

Wait,

do I like rap? Did you just ask me that?

Of course I do.

I catch the groove. I'm Teddy Fry.

Spray with two Ys. I'll wrap and spray all over your face.

Fresh.

My dad's a real B -boy. His boombox is four times the size of that. I'm not

fronting around.

Want to go see it later?

Maybe. Yeah, my dad breakdances and everything. We even got into a breakoff

the bus stop this morning. It was serious business.

The other guy was pretty good, but my dad smoked a cigar while busting a

windmill, and that's... He sealed the deal. Even the bus driver said he won.

It looks like a slaughterhouse.

Are you sure it's safe in there?

But I was not a slaughterhouse red it has

Hey, newbie. What's your name?

Rad Miracle.

DC Summers.

Sheila Trix.

Sheila and I were born here, and we've been friends ever since, and I don't

where Trix is from, so I'm really unlocked.

Cool. All the guys in Maryland want to hang out with me.

That's pretty cool.

Sometimes.

Are you okay?

Totally.

Come on, Rad! Let's play some ping pong!

I haven't played in a while, so take it easy on me, okay?

Okay.

So what do we have over there?

Houston, two dildos have snuck into the cabin and now we're headed straight for

Uranus.

Come on, let's just keep playing.

Where have you been?

Where you're not.

What's your problem?

Get off me, perv. Not until you tell me what your problem is. I don't have a

problem. Yes, you do.

Step off her.

Step off her?

I can step on her.

Whatever I want.

Bro.

Where's your stupid space pants?

You must have left them at the deli with the rest of the bologna and cheese.

What should I do to this little guy?

Crush his nads off.

This is my table.

Renter.

Go play that pancake paddle ball somewhere else.

The Fun Hub is for serious ping pong players, not dark wannabes.

Who are those two jerks? Lyle Ace and Dale Lyons, the richest kids in Ocean

City. Are they a couple?

No, they're just friends.

How about Lyle and Stacey?

They might as well be.

What's wrong with them?

See that Icy cup she's always got in her hand, Rad? Well, that's not an Icy

she's drinking.

It's Funk Punch.

What's Funk Punch? Funk Punch is when you combine an Icy with Pop Rocks and

Pixie Sticks and sometimes even cocaine and drink it really bad.

She's a Funk Punch junkie.

But she's so fly.

Are we going to see my dad's big boombox or not?

I thought that's what we were doing.

Sounds like him and his girlfriend Amber are playing board games again.

Try not to bother them and do that. They get so competitive.

Let's just go to the boardwalk and play skee -ball.

I can't.

I have to go to dinner again with my family.

Let's buy him a present. Will you just pipe down, missy?

There's not a present.

If I place my finger off with a can opener, will you guys buy me a car?

How about you don't come to dinner with us?

How about I would rather not?

Why can't I wear what I'm wearing?

You can't wear a T -shirt and sneakers to the Paul Revere smorgasbord.

Don't move.

Oh, I just made a right bloody mess.

You wouldn't have thought I'd have come with blood on it, would you?

Girls really dig dorks when they're close to the boardwalk.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you playing at?

Go on, get out of here. You can go find your own dinner.

Good. I'll be back home by 10 .30 or the front door will be locked till the

morning.

What was that for?

Friend. What?

I'm just getting started.

You gotta get your money's worth.

What about the vegetables?

Vegetables in our backyard, Kendall.

I've never seen any clam strips growing in our garden. Have you, Rad?

Nope. Nope.

Okay, that's enough, you two.

Okay, first there's the bass, and then there's the snare.

So you guys try.

Hey, check this out.

What is that?

It's a tongue worm.

Okay, I'm going to keep a beat.

What are you even doing?

Hey, Brad.

It's Brad.

Hey, Brad.

Do you want to play a game of ping pong?

No, really.

Just one game.

I heard you're really good.

Let's just go.

This should be close.

Can we not do this right now?

Yes, we can do this right now.

Hey, I have an idea.

Let's not warm up.

Let's just follow.

E -I -N -G.

Oh, yeah!

My serve.

Hey, I just remembered. Me and Ryan have to be somewhere very important.

Shut up.

Ready?

One serving zero.

Two serving zero.

Three serving three.

Four serving zero.

Yeah!

Zero serving five.

Zero

serving six.

Zero serving seven.

You shut your greasy head up.

Teddy, I'm sorry.

Sorry only counts in church.

Teddy, wait.

Are you done flirting with your lover now?

You do realize this is game point.

Inseminate him.

What's up?

That was totally bogus.

I know what you need.

Listen, don't pay any attention to Lyles.

He thinks he, like, owns Ocean City just because he drives an IROC and is super

rich and totally hot and ridiculously talented at everything he ever does.

That's really yellow.

Cheese makes everything better.

Sugar makes it the best, though.

Sugar.

Why are girls steak, Isaac Lyle?

Because they're dumb.

You don't seem dumb to me.

Yeah, well, you don't know me.

Do you smoke cocaine?

Do I snort cocaine?

Yeah. Why? Who told you that?

I mean, I've heard some things, but... Well, you know what's worse than people

who do cocaine?

What? People who don't do cocaine, but who gossip about people who might or

might not do cocaine.

After the bathroom.

I heard from a little birdie that after we left the Fun Hub, you were eating

crab au gratin with Stacy.

But that couldn't have been you, right? I mean, she only dates white people.

Give it back.

What? This?

I mean, I'm thirsty.

Milk does the body good, right? Does your body good.

Stop, I will...

You know, you do look pretty dehydrated.

Oh, gross!

Back off!

No way. The town weirdo is your mom?

Or are you his grandmom?

I think you might want to leave, buddy.

Thank you so much for attacking me, weird mommy.

Put on your khakis. We're going to your Aunt Peggy and Uncle Jim's for dinner.

What happened to you, Radford?

Nothing.

I got hot and thirsty.

Why

do

we always have to visit them?

Your sister is weird, and your husband is gross.

Hey, Jim!

Oh,

look at that.

The miracles have la -la -landed. Let me look at you. Hey there, sweetheart.

Hi, Jim. Oh, give me a big kiss.

Oh.

So beautiful. Hey there, Miss Vampire. You need some vitamin D.

And hey there, sir.

Look at you. You're all grown up.

Maybe not physically, but you're aging, right?

You've got to let me in on your secret.

How do you say looking so young?

I don't know.

All right, well, we'll talk about it, all right? Brendan. How are you, Jim?

are you? Welcome to the beach, sir.

Welcome. Hello, Lucy.

Oh, there she is.

Hey, sis.

Maggie. You look great.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, Brendan.

That's a kiss.

Yeah.

Oh, what happened to you?

Why, you could use a blood transfusion. Good to see you, Michelle, Mr.

Man.

Come on. Sweet.

Well, let's get some crabs.

When did you catch those crabs?

Yesterday. I went through the traps yesterday.

Why aren't you eating any crabs?

I'm vegetarian.

What? You're what?

Meat is murder.

Never eating another animal again.

But crabs aren't animals.

Well, then what are they?

They're crabs, right?

Right. Exactly.

So, what have you guys been up to?

I've been doing a whole heck of a lot to tell you the truth, Peggy.

It's not what summer vacation's all about, right? Exactly. Yeah.

You know, I hope you guys are funding yourself properly, all right? Because if

you want to get, you know, full coverage, you want to position yourself

can get the inside of your thigh and the back of your leg at the same time,

right? You don't want any tan line.

You just don't lay flat.

You got to work it.

That's why I have full coverage.

You're so sexy, Sarah.

Radford made a new friend named Teddy. And they've been playing ping pong every

afternoon at the fun hub.

What? What?

They've been doing what?

Playing ping pong?

Is that tennis only smaller?

I believe the real name is table tennis.

Oh, I know what friggin' table tennis is, okay?

What I don't get is why you play an indoor hobby when you're at the beach.

What's the matter, Rab?

Ocean not good enough for you?

We've been going to the ocean. It's just I don't want to get too much sun. There

is no such thing as too much sun.

You just need the right lotion.

Thank you. You're welcome.

This is from my horny shell series.

Right here. They take some time to get just right, but like most great art, it

is worth it.

You actually sell these things?

Oh, yeah. They do real good up in Rehoboth.

It's still wet at the tip.

They got the short and curly.

Or on the bottom.

You guys really sleep out here?

I do every night.

Peggy, sometimes she joins me from time to time.

Obviously, you know, the mattress that we have inside is for other things.

You know, the moon provides a complimentary shade to your otherwise

daytime tanning base.

If you'll notice, I have kind of a blue sheen that nobody else has.

You know?

Don't you get bit by mosquitoes?

Uh -huh.

I can't get in.

Can I go home now?

I don't feel good.

Radford made a new friend, new teddy.

They've been doing what?

You shut your greasy head up. You shut your greasy head up. You shut your

head up.

You shut your greasy head up. You shut your greasy head up.

Is Teddy here?

No.

Do you know where he is?

No.

Do you know when he's going to be back?

No.

What's up?

What's up?

I'm really sorry about the other day.

Sure.

That was the only thing I've ever said to anybody in my whole entire life.

I didn't mean it.

Your hair is crazy fly.

We're on top because we play to win.

Together for so long.

When I'm weak, you make me strong. I know I can depend on you.

Friends through eternity, loyalty.

So, Teddy, where are you from?

Baltimore.

You like it there?

It's as good a place as any.

What's your favorite thing to do when you're here in Ocean City?

Hang out at Fun Hub.

What's at Fun Hub?

Everything. It's bad.

Well, why would you go there if it's bad?

Dad, bad means good.

Well, then why wouldn't you just say good?

You kids try too hard.

What are you doing?

Talking.

Listen easy.

Okay.

Close, but no cigar.

Don't be such a competitive creep.

All right, come on, bud. It's your turn.

Hey, Stacey.

Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend?

Dad, Stacey Summers.

Stacey Summers, Dad.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Rad.

You're really pretty.

Dad, would you be quiet?

You choked.

Can I just go on?

I hate pirates.

It's not his fault.

Come on, Miss Peppy, you're up.

Come on, Speedy.

Michelle. What the damn hell is that?

Happy golf.

50 strokes. Let's try to get to 500.

Really? Yeah, maybe we could get to 500.

Okay, but try to keep it in play.

No doy.

Sorry.

All right, ready?

Go.

75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80.

488, 49, 490, 91, 92, 93, 94,

95, 96, 97, 98, 99.

Man.

Close. Don't try it, Pop -Tart.

You'll know what it's like to be a little white plastic ball.

That was mature.

Oh, I'm mature, all right.

Oh, he's mature.

You know, you're not as good as you think you are.

Oh, yeah?

Well, how good do I think I am?

I'm way better than you.

I at least know that much.

Okay. Then let's play a game.

Saturday. Choose the best.

Once and for all.

Saturday, huh?

Why not now?

We were just rallying for hours. Wouldn't be fair.

Okay.

Saturday.

One game.

No excuses.

I don't need any excuses.

Hey, there you are.

Whoa. I told you my dad's boombox was no joke.

You let you borrow that?

Oh, yeah.

You let me borrow everything.

She doesn't have a funk punch.

Probably just hiding it.

Hi, you two.

Whatcha doing?

Uh, nothing much.

Oh, hey, this is my cousin Rhonda.

She's sleeping over tonight.

Hi. Hi.

What's your name?

Daddy.

Hello, Daddy.

His real name's Ted Wardo.

Hey, can you guys come to H2O with us tonight?

What's that?

It's the new underage dance club.

They come, right?

Yeah, why not?

You know how to dance, right?

I can rap and I can dance in a bass theater in Montana.

Have fun hovering the club. I'll show you just how it is done.

Dress to them crap.

Hey gang, trying to take a pose for a child's group photo.

Can't say no.

Suicide Keep the change

So should we do it?

What? Should we do it?

Let's dance.

Come sit next to me, Rod.

Oh no!

You're coming with me.

The moon looks deaf.

I've been wanting to be alone with you since I first laid eyes on you.

I'm gonna go pee now.

Have fun.

Get off me! Where do you think you're going?

Get back here!

Have fun with your prude, Summer!

Where's Teddy?

Being a virgin somewhere?

Where's Casey?

You're off in yellow.

Huh?

Being?

Well, so what do you want to do now?

I don't know.

Go home, I guess.

Home's no fun.

I guess not.

I can think of a trillion funner things to do than just going home.

Shouldn't you be practicing for the big showdown?

Screw nuts.

Why the long face? You got girl problems? You couldn't get a girl if you

You're so skinny, you got to run around in the shower to get wet. You need a fat

one. One that goes... You couldn't catch a girl if you tied a bone around her

chest.

You alright?

I'm fine.

I don't think so.

What happened?

I could have kissed her.

She wanted me to kiss her.

But I chickened out.

And then she kissed Lyle.

That's bad.

But next time you should just...

you know, make it simpler. If you want to kiss her, kiss her. If you don't want

to kiss her, don't kiss her. And then, you know, if she doesn't like you, well

then, you don't want to kiss her.

Right?

Yeah. Okay.

Sorry for bothering you.

What's your name, kid?

Rad.

Rad?

Rad.

Well,

Rad, you know, you don't have to apologize to somebody for bothering them

they're the one that started the conversation.

Okay.

Okay. Sorry.

Don't go near that place if you can help it.

I think you might want to leave, buddy.

What's your name, kid?

I'm sorry about the other night. I got really drunk. I don't even know what

happened. Well, maybe you should try to control yourself better.

Look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong idea about us, but... No, I got the

wrong idea about you.

It's not like we're even close to dating.

You know, Teddy warned me, and he was right.

You're nothing but a stone -cold skeezer.

That's by far the coolest thing you've ever done.

Felt pretty cool.

Well, maybe you actually are cool.

I hope you've been practicing, Miracle.

It's a fitting last name, since you're gonna need one.

You should change your last name to Skunk.

Hello?

You were a ping -pong champion and a bowling champion and a hot rod champion?

But you were really a ping -pong champion?

Yeah.

So?

Can you help me?

Time to cut these beauties. You want to help?

Well, I love playing ping -pong.

But, you know, to compete, to be really good, you just have to practice all the

time. All the time. I mean, you can't have vacations or social life, anything

like that.

And I hated the tournaments.

I don't know. It just took all the fun out of it for me.

I don't want to become some world -class superstar.

I just really want to be wild.

Well, I think it'll take one lesson to beat that for a little dipshit.

Let's do it.

Whoa.

What's this?

This is your new paddle. Here, let's get your finger out. See that grip?

Good. Show me what you got.

Aren't you going to play with me? No, you have to beat yourself before you

somebody else.

I'm just going to sit here and drink.

That's ball -making contact.

Ball -making contact.

Ball -making contact. That's it. You don't need crazy spin or flashing moves.

You don't even need any style, really. You just have to focus.

And watch the ball making contact.

Focus. Ball making contact.

Ball making contact.

Good. Ball making contact. Ball making contact. Up.

Try it again.

Oh, you are in your head, man. And you've got all this negative chatter

you're thinking. I'm so nervous. I don't know what I'm doing. Lyle's too big.

What's Randy thinking? You've just got to switch it off, okay?

And reload.

physically, mentally, and emotionally.

And you do that by having a recovery routine.

Every pro has one. After a point, you go to your recovery routine. You might see

some pros, they go up and they touch the table like that, or they'll blow on the

ball, they blow on their palms, they take their towel out, maybe all of them.

used to jump up and down on my toes and then go to my safe zone and come back

and focus.

Got it?

Okay, so what is your recovery routine going to be?

Okay, well, we don't have to decide that right now. Just start focusing. Go

ahead.

Ball making contact.

There you go.

Good.

That's ball hitting the top.

That's it. Keep it low.

He's a smacker. You don't want to give it to him.

That's it. The ball making contact.

The ball making contact.

The ball making contact.

That's it. Now focus. Focus.

Good. Good.

Ball making contact. The ball making contact.

That's it. Keep your focus.

Keep your focus.

That's it. Keep your focus.

That's it. That's it. Keep your focus.

Good. Okay.

Ball making contact.

Ball making contact. Ball making contact.

Ball making contact.

Oh,

you lost your focus.

Teddy, get in here.

Teddy, this is Randy Jammer. Randy Jammer, this is my best friend, Teddy

Well, nice to meet you, best friend, Teddy Fry.

Are you going to come tomorrow?

You don't need me, though.

Radford.

Radical.

You're not Radford Miracle.

You're Radical Miracle.

And you're... Teddy Fly.

And what about you, Randy Jammer?

You're The Rammer.

No.

Maybe I could come visit you in Mount Airy.

Or you could come visit me in Baltimore.

I don't really have any friends back home.

I don't either.

I wish this summer didn't ever have to end.

Yeah, it was the best summer ever.

Well, you know what's going to make it even better?

What? When you cream Lyle tomorrow.

Rad Miracle told Lyle Ace he was going to skunk him, and then he hucked a

on his eye rock.

One game.

No excuses.

What did you just say?

You're crazy.

Do you smoke cocaine?

I'm gonna go pee now. Have fun.

Bologna cheese.

Morning, bud.

Morning.

So, heard about your big showdown today?

Who told you?

Teddy told Michelle and she told us.

Where are you going to come?

Do you want us to?

I guess so.

Of course we're going to be there.

Listen, I hear this kid you're playing is a real punk.

But remember, it's just a game. And even if you lose, it's not the end of the

world. It's just not.

We'll love you no matter what.

I just want to beat him so bad.

Bad meaning bad?

Or bad meaning good?

Bad meaning both.

Hey, Michelle, can you bring me my coffee?

Bring it yourself.

She's got her mouth in her, hasn't she?

I'm not asking, I'm telling.

I didn't want to splurge, but your mother insisted.

Come here.

It was $37.

We'll take it out of your pocket money.

You look different.

Listen, I'm so sorry things got so messed up between us.

But I'm getting my life back on track, and I'm off the funk punch forever.

What about cocaine?

I never did cocaine, Rad.

I guess you could say brain freeze is my addiction.

Then what was the powder you mixed into your funk punch?

That was pixie sticks.

It doubled the power of my brain freeze, but from here on out, I am sugar -free

Stacy.

Good for you.

I've also been doing some thinking and realized that I think I genuinely like

you.

Well, that's cool, but can we talk about this later? I kind of have to play Lyle

now.

Kick his ass.

Radical miracle.

This place is pretty cool.

Come on, Rad. You got this.

If he hits topspin, you hit backspin. If he hits backspin, you hit topspin. If

he hits something else, just hit it over the neck.

Everybody's here for you, except probably those two. But it doesn't

you see the way Spacey looked at you, too? I think she really liked you.

You got this. You've been using the little paddle. Now you're going to get

big paddle, and you're going to do great.

Remember everything Randy taught you.

You got this, babe. You got this. You ready? Another one. You ready?

You really think I can win?

Kinda. And down.

A

twerp

paddle for a twerp twerp.

Well, that's just me.

Don't like to look at that fella.

I'm a trusty redhead.

You don't see the look on his face when you call him Radical Miracle?

Win or lose, we're getting a bushel of crabs tonight to celebrate.

You're all invited.

All right.

It's enough.

Rad, you look warmed up enough.

Lyle, as always, you're smoking hot.

Win this thing and let's get this over with.

Here you go, honey.

For sure.

Two servings.

Three servings here.

Four servings here.

Zero serving six.

Eight serving 30.

Five

serving

15.

And it's out of here.

Seven serving 18.

Time out.

Get over here.

Oh, now crazy lady is his coach.

Of course she is.

Thank you so much for coaching me, weird mommy.

What are you doing?

Losing, I guess.

Forget about them.

Switch it off.

Reload. You know how to play. You know what you have to do to win.

ball making contact, right?

What you bring to that table is who you are.

You have the power inside you to do this. You do.

Now is the time to stop being a loser.

Now's the time to kiss the girl.

So I didn't mean literally, but good.

I'm going to take a breath.

Recovery routine.

Focus.

Then beat this prick.

What are you doing?

Stop breakdancing and play ping pong.

Eight serving 18.

Shake it off. Shake it off. You got... 18 serving 12.

Come on. It's over the net.

19 serving 13.

16 serving 19

17

serving 19

19 serving 19

19

serving 19

That was a big mistake.

Chasing down your dream, if you fight the fight you'll learn What it means to

a champion Servant of destiny in the valley of

fate Powered by the fire, by the heat, by the light

As you approach your final destination

fight of your life.

Your hunger, your passion will serve you well.

Going the distance, you're almost alive.

You've paid the tariff to survive.

You know now that you'll survive.

Young champion.

Young champion!

Young champion, your heart is racing with the lion.

But your rival is no dancing on a knife's edge.

Do you have what it takes to stand by? He's out the battle. Young champion.

Young champion.

Young champion.

Next to stop.

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