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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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I've predicted sunny skies
all through Monday.
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Guess we've got Him
to thank for that.
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Yeah, or Her.
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Oh, I-I meant God.
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No, I-I know. So did I.
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"Our Father who art in heaven"
sounds like a man.
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Fair point, although,
"created all life"
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sounds like a woman.
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For Channel Seven,
I'm Mandy McAllister.
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He's a man.
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So, God's a woman.
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Come on.
It's not that big a deal.
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It is a huge deal.
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Your comment seemed
disrespectful of God.
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And frankly, a little ignorant
of the scripture.
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Okay, you know what?
I can't do this.
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I quit.
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What did she do?
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What did I do?
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We'll climb back
into the low 70s
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Saturday and Sunday,
and then cold front number two
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rolls in Sunday night.
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Can you believe that's who
they replaced me with?
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I mean,
look at what she's wearing.
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You're not in a nightclub, lady!
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She kind of looks like you.
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No, she doesn't.
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We've got scattered storms
across the state from Houston,
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- all the way to Dallas.
- If you're pointing at Dallas,
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it's two inches lower, you dummy.
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What you watching?
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- New weather girl.
- Nope.
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Thanks for watching,
I'm Kelli with an I,
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and that eye is on your weather.
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God.
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I bet everyone's gonna love her
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and no one's even gonna care
that I'm gone.
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Oh, that ain't true.
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And besides,
you'll find another job.
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It's not that easy, Georgie.
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I don't know, just last week,
Kelli with an I
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didn't have a job,
and now look at her.
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Mr. McAllister, wait up.
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You two planning
anything fun tonight?
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Movie? Board game?
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Maybe a shower?
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I showered.
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Recently.
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She's fine. She don't stink.
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- Thank you.
- But your legs are getting a little bushy.
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Here's an interesting thing:
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women started shaving their legs
during World War II
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'cause their nylon stockings
were being used to make parachutes.
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How is that helpful?
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I didn't say "helpful,"
I said "interesting."
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I take it the job hunt
is not going well?
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I sent my tape to every station
between here and Houston.
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No one is biting.
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It's only been a few weeks.
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You just got to be patient.
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I don't need to be cheered up,
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I don't need to be pitied
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and I don't need to be reminded
of how hairy my legs are!
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So, I understand someone
has a big birthday coming up.
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Oh, that's right. 21.
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Our boy's becoming a man.
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Planning anything fun, Amanda?
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Oh, right. Um...
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It's okay. I don't need a fuss.
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Nah, you got to do something.
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Mandy, what did you do
for your 21st?
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- I don't remember.
- It was more than a decade ago.
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I'm serious.
You ain't got to do nothing.
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No, it... it's a big birthday.
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Whatever you want.
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- I'm telling you, it's not...
- Pick something.
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How about shave your legs?
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Or wear nylons.
They're available again.
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Oh, come on, I can't do it.
They'll recognize my voice.
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I ain't calling the station
to complain about the new weather girl.
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No, you don't have to complain,
just say that you miss me.
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'Cause I'm less of a whore.
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- Sorry, not doing it.
- Thanks for nothing.
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Hey, I paid for six years
of college and don't charge you rent.
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Yeah, and nothing else!
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Hello?
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Hi, Mandy. How are you?
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Well, that's a rabbit hole
you don't want to go down.
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Understood.
I just wanted to check in
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and see what you were thinking
for Georgie's birthday.
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Oh, um...
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He said
he didn't want to do anything.
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Really?
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Is it a surprise party?
Is he in the room?
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If he is, just say,
"What did Missy do now?"
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No, there's no party.
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We're just gonna have
a quiet evening at home.
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Oh, well, if there's no party,
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I'd be happy to cook him
a birthday dinner.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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And he can have alcohol
if he wants,
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but no hard stuff.
I'm not operating a speakeasy.
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Got it. I'll leave
my moonshine in the car.
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Very funny.
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Wasn't a joke. Bye.
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Relax. I don't drink moonshine.
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Hey. It's Missy.
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Oh. Hey, what's up?
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How about I throw Georgie
a birthday party?
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My friend Jennifer's parents
are gone next week,
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we have the place to ourselves.
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You want to throw Georgie
a party at your friend's house?
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Yeah. I just need money
for a couple kegs.
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I am not buying you alcohol.
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I'm providing the venue.
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How about this;
when you turn 21,
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I'll throw you a big party.
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Like I want a 40-year-old
planning my birthday party.
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I will be 37!
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I'm gonna cut out
a little early on Wednesday.
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My mom's cooking me
a birthday dinner.
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Oh, I didn't know
it was your birthday.
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It's okay,
you ain't got to get me nothing.
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"Ain't got to get me nothing."
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How about English lessons?
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- It's your 21st, right?
- Yeah.
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- And you're celebrating it at your mother's?
- Yeah.
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Please tell me
you're gonna get drunk after.
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No. But my mom said I could
have a beer with dinner.
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Georgie, going to a bar
on your 21st birthday
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is a rite of passage.
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Mandy's having a rough time.
I don't want to make her celebrate.
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Fine, then I'm taking you out.
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Thanks. Awful dang kind of you.
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"Awful dang."
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You do hear
how other people talk, right?
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What should we have for lunch?
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How about ice cream?
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I want ice cream.
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Let's have ice cream.
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Hey. I had a thought about
Georgie's birthday gift
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- I wanted to run by you.
- Oh, crap.
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It's in two days.
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I know, I know.
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What are you gonna get him?
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I was thinking
a silver money clip,
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maybe shaped like Texas.
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I don't know, he's pretty attached
to that stupid Velcro wallet.
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All right, I'll keep thinking.
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And you better be thinking, too.
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He only turns 21 once.
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I wish it had been before
you had a baby, but here we are.
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Thanks for pointing that out.
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Honey, I know you're having a tough time,
but if the situation were reversed,
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you know Georgie would
suck it up and make a fuss.
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I'll make a fuss, fine.
Leave me alone.
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Is CeeCee having
ice cream for lunch?
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God, I'm a bad mother,
I'm a bad wife. Anything else?
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You're kind of
a crappy daughter, too.
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- $700.
- L.
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There are three L's.
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Yep. Raking up there.
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Close to $5,000.
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What are you doing?
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Your legs aren't that hairy.
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Thank you.
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What's going on with the pits?
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Hey.
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Hey. How was your job?
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Fine. So, listen, I was talking
to Ruben about my birthday,
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and he really wants
to take me out for drinks.
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What about your mom's?
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Well, we'll have dinner and then
I'll meet with him afterwards.
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You don't have to come.
It can just be a guys' night.
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I'm free.
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Great. The more the merrier.
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Well, h-hang on.
I... I thought you didn't want
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to do anything special.
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Oh, I know,
but Ruben's really into it.
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Well, then, I should come, too.
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Sorry. Dudes only.
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Well, she can come if she wants,
but you don't have to.
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No, I want to.
Because I am a good wife
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and a good mother
and a good daughter.
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Okay.
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You're kind of a so-so sister.
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ Dear Georgie ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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Make a wish.
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Yay
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Champagne for me
and the birthday boy.
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- Thank you.
- How about me?
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You make enough bad choices
without alcohol.
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A toast to my firstborn.
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I am so proud of you.
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I wish your dad could be here
to see all you've accomplished.
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A father, a husband,
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a business owner, only 21.
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Cheers.
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Sorry, I thought you were done.
Let me refill.
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Anyway, I am so excited to see
what the future holds.
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Happy birthday.
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Cheers.
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Mmm.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Thanks, everybody.
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I always knew whatever you set
your mind to, you would achieve.
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Aww, that's what my parents
used to say about me.
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You'll find another job.
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And if not, you've got a great
husband to provide for you.
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How about presents?
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Oh. Me first.
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Hmm.
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- Dang.
- What is it?
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A Texas-shaped money clip.
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And it's solid silver.
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Thank you. This is perfect.
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Yeah, it just came to me.
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I've been sitting on this wallet
since seventh grade.
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It's gonna be hard
to give it up.
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Your turn, Mom.
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Well, this is a little
awkward now, but here.
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A new Velcro wallet. Cool.
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The birthday boy is here.
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Let me pour you a beer.
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Forget beer.
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Uh, waitress,
four shots of tequila.
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Really?
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Yeah, come on, it's a party.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna put some songs
on the jukebox.
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See if they got any Aerosmith.
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It is your birthday, but no.
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- Here you go.
- Ooh.
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To the birthday boy.
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- Ain't we gonna wait for Connor?
- Nope.
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Whoo!
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Uh-oh.
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Morning.
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Oh, look what the cat spit up.
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Ha ha.
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- What happened?
- Uh, well,
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I just puked a pepperoni pizza
I don't remember eating,
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so that's one thing.
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When you and Georgie came home,
we heard a lot of shouting.
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Really?
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He sounded pretty mad.
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Did you hear what it was about?
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You don't know?
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Look at me.
Do I look like I know anything?
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Well, did you see him
this morning?
254
00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:25,026
No, he left before I got up.
255
00:11:25,274 --> 00:11:26,577
Well, maybe we made up.
256
00:11:26,597 --> 00:11:28,379
He slept on the couch.
257
00:11:28,399 --> 00:11:29,865
Maybe we didn't.
258
00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,000
Got the toilet unclogged.
259
00:11:32,054 --> 00:11:33,819
Someone tried to flush
this money clip.
260
00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:36,304
What? He tried to flush
my birthday present?
261
00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:38,506
You stole my idea?
262
00:11:38,972 --> 00:11:40,992
Oh, I got to talk to him.
263
00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:44,411
Don't you think you should find out
some more information first?
264
00:11:44,431 --> 00:11:46,281
Who's right, who's wrong?
265
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,126
These are important things
to know
266
00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:50,472
if you are gonna win this fight.
267
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:51,970
Why does she have to win?
268
00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:53,959
Jim, not now.
269
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,243
You're alive. Impressive.
270
00:12:13,618 --> 00:12:15,828
I need you to connect
some dots for me.
271
00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:17,262
Which dots?
272
00:12:17,282 --> 00:12:20,698
The ones between tequila shots
and ten minutes ago.
273
00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:23,737
- That's a lot of dots.
- It was a lot of shots.
274
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,221
What's the last thing
you remember?
275
00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:29,117
Uh, you went over
to the jukebox.
276
00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:31,309
Ugh, that jukebox.
277
00:12:31,329 --> 00:12:33,378
A wasteland of classic rock.
278
00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:35,351
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.
279
00:12:35,371 --> 00:12:37,102
Hey, hey. Focus.
280
00:12:38,032 --> 00:12:39,000
Right.
281
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,719
A wasteland of classic rock.
282
00:12:41,739 --> 00:12:44,472
The Eagles.
What an overrated band.
283
00:12:45,004 --> 00:12:47,746
I'm just saying, we've got
all night, pace yourself.
284
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:50,403
What? I don't have a job,
I don't have to get up tomorrow.
285
00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:52,130
Uh, what'd you choose?
286
00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:53,631
To walk away.
287
00:12:53,651 --> 00:12:55,233
Do whatever you want.
288
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:56,802
Oh, I'm glad
I have your permission.
289
00:12:56,822 --> 00:12:58,802
Oh, pool table's open.
Who wants to play?
290
00:12:58,822 --> 00:13:00,138
- I do.
- Cool.
291
00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:02,157
Mandy, let's go play.
292
00:13:02,327 --> 00:13:05,910
Ah, I'm glad somebody
wants to have fun.
293
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:10,565
On behalf of my family,
I apologize.
294
00:13:10,687 --> 00:13:12,550
She's just blowing off steam.
295
00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,119
Oh, crap.
296
00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:15,370
What?
297
00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:18,039
- I'm the jerk.
- Hold on.
298
00:13:18,135 --> 00:13:20,542
She's been having
a rough go of it.
299
00:13:20,812 --> 00:13:23,080
I really just hope
this cheers her up.
300
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,662
Well, that makes it worse.
301
00:13:24,682 --> 00:13:26,351
It sure does.
302
00:13:35,175 --> 00:13:36,241
McAllister Auto.
303
00:13:36,261 --> 00:13:38,109
Oh, Ruben, good. It's Mandy.
304
00:13:38,129 --> 00:13:39,677
Georgie's not here,
he's on a tow.
305
00:13:39,697 --> 00:13:40,912
Is he mad at me?
306
00:13:40,932 --> 00:13:41,847
I'm mad at you.
307
00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,815
You stabbed me with a pool cue.
308
00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:45,984
Please, I would never do that.
309
00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:48,069
I have a bruise
on my left nipple.
310
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:49,894
Well, what about Georgie?
311
00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:52,357
I don't know, he didn't seem happy
when you were on the pay phone.
312
00:13:52,377 --> 00:13:53,959
Pay phone?
Who would I have called?
313
00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:55,726
I have no idea,
although I would recommend
314
00:13:55,746 --> 00:13:57,712
Alcoholics Anonymous.
315
00:13:58,211 --> 00:14:00,749
Well, do you remember anything?
316
00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:04,093
We were playing pool.
Well, I was playing pool.
317
00:14:06,491 --> 00:14:08,826
Come on, you wuss. Fight me.
318
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,509
Mandy, please,
somebody's gonna get hurt.
319
00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:12,710
Nobody's gonna get hurt.
320
00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:13,678
Boop.
321
00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:14,712
Ow.
322
00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:16,181
"Ow."
323
00:14:16,201 --> 00:14:18,059
- Your shots.
- Ooh.
324
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,240
Hey. One of those was mine.
325
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,400
And it was delicious.
326
00:14:27,712 --> 00:14:29,394
Why are you being such a dick?
327
00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:30,678
No, I'm not.
328
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,816
Mandy.
329
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,236
Fine.
330
00:14:34,352 --> 00:14:37,035
I stood up
for what I believed in
331
00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:40,671
and I lost my job, and I was
really good at that job.
332
00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:41,606
You were.
333
00:14:41,626 --> 00:14:43,228
Aww, thanks.
334
00:14:43,595 --> 00:14:45,588
You're good at your job, too.
335
00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:47,430
Probably. I don't really know.
336
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:51,660
God, I worked so hard
to get my career back,
337
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,085
and people were starting
to recognize me and I loved...
338
00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:55,753
This close!
339
00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:58,273
Uh-huh.
340
00:14:58,371 --> 00:14:59,857
Well, what did I say?
341
00:14:59,877 --> 00:15:01,826
I don't know.
You were mad, you were sad.
342
00:15:01,846 --> 00:15:04,545
There was a hot girl at the bar.
What do you want from me?
343
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,797
Well, then what happened?
344
00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:08,233
I bought her a drink.
345
00:15:08,253 --> 00:15:10,368
Her name's Rebecca.
She's a masseuse.
346
00:15:10,388 --> 00:15:12,670
What happened to me?!
347
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:14,205
Oh, uh...
348
00:15:14,225 --> 00:15:16,041
...then I saw you
on the pay phone
349
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:18,009
and Georgie being all mad.
350
00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:21,246
I think I know who I called.
351
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,901
Good for you.
I'm gonna go ice my nipple.
352
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:28,286
Hello?
353
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:30,188
Hey, Scott, it's Mandy.
354
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,523
It's nice to hear from you
during the day.
355
00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:34,425
Ugh, so I did call you
last night.
356
00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:35,560
You sure did.
357
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,128
Did I wake you up?
358
00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:38,930
You sure did.
359
00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:40,398
Did I say anything embarrassing?
360
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:42,086
You sure did.
361
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:45,736
Please, please give me
my job back.
362
00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:48,739
I would get down on my knees,
but the floor here's so sticky
363
00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:50,608
and I'm wearing a skirt and...
364
00:15:50,628 --> 00:15:53,528
- Who are you talking to?
- Just give me a sec, this is important.
365
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:57,415
Come on, we've known
each other a long time.
366
00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:58,799
- I...
- Is that Scott?
367
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,052
It's a work call.
368
00:16:01,072 --> 00:16:02,920
You're drunk-dialing
your ex-boyfriend.
369
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:06,120
No, I am drunk-dialing
my ex-boss.
370
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,192
Hang up the phone.
371
00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:08,443
You hang up the phone.
372
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:09,777
Fine.
373
00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:16,384
Yeah, I was a little drunk.
374
00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:18,336
It's okay.
375
00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:20,905
I hope Georgie knows
there was nothing inappropriate,
376
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,308
except for you calling me
at home and waking me up
377
00:16:23,328 --> 00:16:25,560
and telling me
what you were wearing.
378
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,594
I'm sorry.
379
00:16:27,698 --> 00:16:31,502
So, um, I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.
380
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,684
Did I get my job back?
381
00:16:33,704 --> 00:16:34,735
You did not.
382
00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:36,374
Yeah.
383
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,677
Hey.
384
00:16:42,809 --> 00:16:44,237
Hi.
385
00:16:48,886 --> 00:16:50,701
I wanted to apologize.
386
00:16:50,721 --> 00:16:53,435
- I'm kind of busy.
- Look, I know last night got out of hand,
387
00:16:53,455 --> 00:16:55,506
and I'm really sorry
that I called Scott,
388
00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:58,443
but I promise,
it was just to get my job back.
389
00:16:58,463 --> 00:17:00,127
You told me that last night.
390
00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:01,532
Oh.
391
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,265
So, I already apologized?
392
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,762
Yeah.
393
00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:08,467
Well, then,
why are you still mad at me?
394
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,188
I'm not mad about
the phone call,
395
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,010
I'm mad about what happened
on the drive home.
396
00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:16,110
Did I puke in your truck?
397
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,746
In it, on it, around it.
398
00:17:19,016 --> 00:17:20,665
Oh, I'm sorry.
399
00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:21,965
Are you sorry for anything else?
400
00:17:21,985 --> 00:17:23,821
I am.
401
00:17:25,523 --> 00:17:27,024
Can you give me a hint?
402
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,765
Okay, I'm good. We can go.
403
00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:37,348
I can't wait to get
this night over with.
404
00:17:38,053 --> 00:17:40,324
I was just trying
to celebrate your birthday.
405
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:43,154
Tonight wasn't about my birthday,
it was about you.
406
00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:47,856
Well, sorry, not all of us have
our lives figured out at 21.
407
00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:49,594
So, now you're mad at my age?
408
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:54,065
Yes. It's a constant reminder
of what a failure I am-- ooh.
409
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:00,755
False alarm. Where were we?
410
00:18:01,092 --> 00:18:03,994
So you blew up your career.
Start over.
411
00:18:04,762 --> 00:18:06,911
This was the start-over.
I am 32.
412
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:08,846
I don't get more start-overs.
413
00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:10,381
Age don't matter.
414
00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:14,752
That is a dumb thing
only a 21-year-old would say.
415
00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:16,354
So, now I'm young and dumb?
416
00:18:16,374 --> 00:18:18,889
Yes, and that makes me
old and...
417
00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:20,091
Oh, God.
418
00:18:20,111 --> 00:18:21,659
All over you?
419
00:18:21,679 --> 00:18:24,162
Like a vomit fire hose.
420
00:18:24,182 --> 00:18:25,796
God, I'm really sorry.
421
00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:27,652
Oh, forget it.
422
00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:33,271
It's just that everything
seems to come so easy to you.
423
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,993
It ain't easy.
I work my ass off.
424
00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:39,664
Yeah, and you deserve
all your success.
425
00:18:40,531 --> 00:18:41,612
You do, too.
426
00:18:41,632 --> 00:18:44,715
And so what,
you didn't have it at 21?
427
00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:46,151
If you had it,
we would've never met
428
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:48,739
and there'd be no CeeCee.
429
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,641
You're right.
430
00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:52,964
Oh, here's your money clip.
431
00:18:52,984 --> 00:18:56,107
Next time you're mad at me,
don't flush it down the toilet.
432
00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:59,100
I-I didn't flush it
down the toilet.
433
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,465
So, it was me?
434
00:19:00,485 --> 00:19:03,049
Boy, I do not come off good
in any of these stories.
435
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,005
Bye-bye.
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