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I mean,

I'm a DJ, technically, and an influencer, and a social... I don't

of do everything.

Is there anything that actually pays you yet?

You know how it goes, Dad. These things take time. You have to build up first.

You have to pay your dues.

You've been over quite a bit

lately. What have you been up to?

Just helping Asia with her schoolwork.

You've been a great help.

I wish you still played rugby, Colby, so I can see you run around and smash into

other women.

Do you play that sport naked?

Like in ancient Greece?

No, right.

That's too bad. I love watching naked men.

Jesus, man. What are you talking about?

Pass me the buns.

So, Dad, Coachella's coming up, and I need some money for a ticket.

Get a job, Michael.

I'm not paying your way all the time.

You know the damn rules.

Come on, Dad.

You just want me to be like your fucking favorite son, Jaden, and be just some

yes man.

Not some corporate yes man, Dad.

No.

So you can actually buy a ticket to Coachella.

Michael, what are you doing in my bathtub?

Well, I... I need a bath, and I don't have a shower.

I only have a shower in my room, so I was thinking, like, I don't know.

Do you think you could scrub my back for me?

What?

Oh,

thanks.

So, how are you surviving with all the girls?

I know before it was just the house of boys.

I love it. It's like a breeze.

I love having all these new sisters, and I love having you as a stepmom.

Aw, thank you, Michael. That was so nice.

Oh, and by the way, I'll help you with the Coachella ticket.

I know you have a lot of big projects coming up lately.

Oh, my God, really?

Maddie, you're the coolest. Thank you.

That's so awesome.

You're showing a little bit, Michael.

Oh, I mean, look what you're doing to me. I can't help myself.

Wow, that's one big 19 year old cock.

Oh yeah.

It's not quite right.

I'll be the best stepmom ever.

I love it.

Fuck you.

I'm a big young cop.

Fuck you, sir.

Fuck.

Yeah, that feels so good.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

oh my god

oh

Oh no.

God, no.