All language subtitles for my.name.is.earl.s03e07-e08.hdtv.xvid-xor

Season 3- Episodes 7 and 8
Our Other Cops is On!

Life as a prison guard
was tough on Randy.

Good luck.

Especially when it was time
for him to turn off the tv.

Subtitles by Jarick and Ricana
Transcript by SadGeezer. com

Sorry, everyone. Time's up.

Hey, guys.

If you learn to follow the rules
in here, like, "no tv after 8:00",

it'll be easier to follow the rules when
you get out, like "no murdering people".

All right, who's got the knob?

I see it in your hand, Joey.

I guess we get to watch tv all night.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Oh, my God! Our other Cops is on.

Welcome back to Camden.
I'm Officer Stuart Daniels.

I'm in charge this week
because the Captain,

my mom,

is fighting a difficult battle
with a flesh-eating bacteria.

Lost her nose.

It's an important week.

It's our first Independence Day
since the September 11th 9-11 attacks.

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Win a bus trip to Ground Zero.

See firsthand
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America rocks!

Get your Bin Laden toilet paper!

Give Osama a dose
of your morning shock and awe!

This is a new addition this year.

Hey, Osama, I hope you're watching Cops.

It doesn't matter,
that's just a guy in a mask.

The real one will be caught in a month.

Check it!

Score one for the good guys.

I'm Officer Jeff Hoyne.
I grew up here in Camden,

so did my twin brother
and my twin sister.

He's in the appliance business,

and she manages
the Big Gals shop at the mall.

I worry about them, cause...

both locations could be
high priorities for terrorists.

I mean, after all, what's more american
than appliances and obese women?

Hold on! Hold on now!

Officer, she's crazy.
You got to do something.

You got to do something,
like provide for me.

I'm the queen, you are the worker bee.

Your job is to feed me, do me and die.

Ma'am! Ma'am!

I don't blame you, but you have
to put the weed whacker down.

- Now, who called 911?
- It's me.

- What are you, iraqi?
- I'm sikh.

- I hope you feel better.
- I feel fine.

- She destroyed my beautiful garden.
- Hey, look, Joy, Cops is back.

Bad boys, bad boys, what's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be when they be from me?

Cops?

Wait. Oh, hey Kevin!

Wha... now, don't be scared.

I'm sorry I hit you with that brick
last time you guys were in town.

Stop chasing me, Kevin!

Come on, man, be cool.

I'm not messing around, Kevin.

You made me do it, Kevin!

Okay, somebody needs to tell me
exactly what the problem is.

I'll tell you what the problem is.

I sent this doofus to the fair
to find a way to make us some money,

and he ends up spending the only cash
we have left on some stupid toaster.

I bought a patriotic sandwich-maker

because I love America
and hot sandwiches,

and she attacks me with a weed whacker.

It's the all-american sandwich press.

It burns an american flag
into any food item.

"French toast?

"Not anymore. "

It don't even make sandwiches!
It just decorates them.

I mean, what's next?
You gonna buy a dress for a watermelon?

- Put the weed whacker down.
- Oh, you want it down?

Is that low enough?

I need you to take your lazy butt
back to the fair and make me some money.

Sometimes it's best just to let
them work these things out themselves.

Crazy ho!

Oh, I'll show you a crazy ho!

Without a weapon in her hand,
he should be all right.

- Come here. Who's the crazy ho, now?
- That's sharp, Joy!

- Who is it, huh?
- Put it down, Joy!

It's bad enough
we have no customers today

because it's a holiday and
everybody's with their stupid families,

but then this drunk guy gets up
and he kicks us off the stage.

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry

When I take you out in the surrey

When I take you out in the surrey
with the fringe on top.

Oklahoma... what a treat.

Usually when Mr. Stack gets drunk
and forces his way onto a stage,

he does My Fair Lady.

All the wheels are yeller,
the upholstery's brown,

the dashboard's genuine leather,
with ice in glass...

Get off the stage, whore!
This is my time.

Excuse me, Mr. Stack.

Take a bow, Mr. Stack. It's time to go.

Gee, Laurey, you're just in time
for the dream ballet.

Picking up a guy who won a ride along
with a cop at a silent auction.

He must really want
to see an end to leukemia,

because he went crazy on the bidding.

Hi, Stuart.

Oh, I see they're back.

Yeah. Cops is doing another episode.
You ready?

Hold on!

Nobody's leaving the scene
of this crime without a picture.

Dad...

Kenny never went to his prom,
so this picture will take its place.

- Mother!
- Don't worry, Kenny.

Most guys who get shot down in
high school turn out to be big studs...

or gay.

Right, stud?

Say, "book 'em. "

Book 'em.

Be careful out there.

Oddly enough,

if you add a retainer and a dress,
you'd look a lot like my prom date.

Be careful. I might get you drunk
and try to dry hump you later.

We're heading over
to the cotton candy booth.

It's a hot spot for trouble.

- Randy, calm down.
- I can't see. It's in my eyes!

How did this happen?

He was watching that man make
cotton candy, got dizzy and fell in.

Well, lucky he's still alive. I think
I heard a Kennedy died this way.

Hey, buddy! Calm down there.

He can't hear you,
he's got cotton candy in his ears.

You got to keep an eye out on these
Hickey boys. The big one's an idiot.

The other one's got a wife who's always
bugging him to steal stuff.

We got a manila folder
on them down at the station.

No, no, just stay still, big fella.

Stay still.

Free cotton candy!

In law enforcement, we call
cotton candy "the deadliest snack".

Vultures.

We got a problem over
at the "hang on a hardbody" contest.

Come on, Kenny, let's roll!

Hey, quiet down, quiet down.
Patty...

This is supposed to be a contest
to win a truck, where is it?

Well, the car dealership backed out,

because last year the winner
had been up for three days,

fell asleep driving home and
plowed through a marching band.

Anyway, since the money's going
to the firemen, I donated my hard body.

Winner gets me for an hour, full menu.

- But no asphyxiation!
- The little guy is cheating.

Why "little guy"? Why can't I be
"the guy with the red shirt"?

Fine, the guy
in the little red shirt's a cheater.

- He glued his hand to Patty.
- Hickey, aren't you married anyway?

I'm doing this for my wife.

I'm going to sell the hour with Patty
with the giant teddy bear Randy won.

I hit the balloon guy
in the eye with a dart.

He said
he didn't care what prize I took.

Are they allowed to use glue?
What are the rules?

Rules? There are no rules.
I was supposed to be a jeep.

I want glue, too!

Fine, have some glue.

That's mine! I got it.

Hands off! Hands off!

Son of a bitch.

All right, problem solved.

Good luck to the rest of you.

You know what'd be hilarious?

We should see how long we can keep
our hands on each other.

Kidding.

This is the safest spot
on the fairground, really.

It's where we keep
all our important stuff...

Fireworks.

And homeland security sent us equipment
to protect us against attack.

For example,

this is a surface-to-surface
urban combat transport vehicle.

You may know it as a "scooter. "

We got a call about
someone being held in a bathroom.

My mother used to lock us in the john
when one of my "uncles" came to visit.

Mom was a cheater.
It affected my relationships with women.

Don't trust them at all.

Here we are.

Thanks for coming.

My grandmom's having a dustup with
my girl on account of her being married.

- It's Cops. Damn!
- Let me out of here, you crazy old bat!

Repent, child of Lucifer.

I can't reason with her when she has
iron in her hand and Jesus in her ear.

I said repent, you cheating white bitch.

I'm going to have to ask you to let
the white bitch out of the bathroom.

Who the hell is that?

Burn, harlot.

You burnt my new eyelashes!

Give me the curling iron.

Oh, I'll give you the curling iron.

God!

We got a runner.

Our grandmom was
in the 1936 Berlin Olympics.

Man, Hitler hated her.

I hate her, too.

Crazy old bat thinks I'm cheating.

I just came here to by
a nickel bag for my sweet husband,

you know,
to celebrate the Fourth of July.

She means a bag of nickels.

So, the hostage was freed.

I burned my face a little.

I chased the perp for a while,
but she was quick.

You know, my father had a saying
and I never understood until now.

"Never get in a foot race
with an old black lady. "

We're responding
to a child endangerment call.

Probably an underage dancer.

Unfortunately, sometimes runaways
end up in seedy places like this.

Ma'am, will you and your baby
step off the stage?

Officer, it's not mine.
I'm baby-sitting.

Take it off!

Take the baby off!

We got a call that a lamb
was taken from the petting zoo.

That means there down to
a german shepard and those worms.

We spotted two characters
who appear to be walking some blankets.

Crap, it's Earl again.
If you shoot him, I'll lie

and say he lunged for your weapon
and would've killed us all.

I appreciate that.
You'd make a good cop, Ken.

- Come on, IQ-Ball.
- Iqball!

Whatever. Look, my wife's gonna kill me
if I don't come home with some money.

You can eat it, ride it, hump it,
I don't care.

20 bucks, it's yours.

Hello, Officer.

Happy Fourth of July.
Don't you agree?

You guys didn't happen to see
a lamb around here, did you?

What's this?

It's my dog.

It's a sheep dog.

Uh, most of it's on the sheep side.

Shoot him! Shoot to kill!

You can't encourage me to shoot
cause in the heat, the gun could just...

Move along!

Everything's fine!

I had to put down a rabid lamb.

It was rabid.

- Can I have it?
- Take it. Take it fast.

I was in New York on September 11th...

not 2001, it was '82 or '83.

High school class field trip,
but still...

pretty eerie.

Hey, check that out.

- Speed it up.
- Hey, guys.

Looking good!

It's nice to see someone else
who cares about the environment.

Keep it green!

We're responding to a 10-66.
That's a domestic intruder.

I came home,
and there were two men in my trailer!

Two of them and three of us?

I don't like those numbers.

Freeze! Freeze!

It's okay. We're Americans.

Give me a break, man.

I come back from the fair
with apparently not enough money,

and the wife locks me out of my house.

I pee out here all the time,
but I'm not gonna poo.

Our kids play in this yard.

You're allowed to use the bathroom
in other people's trailers.

You need to cool it, magic genie!

Joy, come out and tell this guy
you locked me out of the house!

You're not really going to arrest me?
I'm the victim here.

Don't you think having a crazy wife

who locks you out of the house
for no reason is punishment enough?

Sometimes she just...
seems to hate guys, you know?

Women... You married?

Not anymore.

Lucky you.

She passed away.

Sweet. No alimony.

I'm dropping these guys off at the fair.

I probably should arrest them...

but it's the Fourth of July...

and they seem like pretty nice guys.

Guys, guys!
I had a hep c tranny back there.

You don't want to touch that glass.

Okay, so we are looking for the parents

of this little blonde-haired,
blue-eyed, eight-year-old boy.

- Anybody?
- I'll take him.

There you go.
You guys work that out.

Okay, I'd like
to introduce Officer Stuart Daniels

who is going to give us a demonstration
on our new anti-terrorism equipment.

Hello, residents of Camden!

Sorry.

I'm not used to speaking to the public,
just arresting them.

We have a great two-hour show for you.

We are going to bring out

over $50,000 worth of
high-tech surveillance equipment.

It was supposed to go
to Camden, New Jersey,

but it came here.

And in the post-9-11 America,
it's every town for itself!

We have thermal cameras.
We have helmet cameras.

We have this digital fibroscope

which bends so you can find contraband
that's hidden in the walls and such.

Back at the station,

we found, like, 5 ping-pong balls
out from under the soda machine.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

All right, to start this demonstration,
we're going to have some t-shirts!

Who wants a free t-shirt?

Oh, crap. I had it set on stadium.

What is the problem here, ladies?

The problem is, Officer,
that this perra stole my regular.

All right, let's hear
Perra's side of the story.

He's my regular now.
You weren't around.

A man's got needs,

and I got everything he need right here.

What's your side of the story, sir?

I don't know why they're fighting.
They have both sat on my lap.

They are both now my wives.

Just because a girl sits on your lap
doesn't mean you're married to her.

You shouldn't even be sitting
on his lap. You'll break his legs.

I'm calling you fat.

Oh, no,
you should not have explained that.

Wives! Wives!
I have enough seat for the both of you.

The skinny one,
I will lay with you for pleasure.

The thick one, you will birth my sons.

See? He called you "thick".

Hold on.
Let see where this goes.

Gentlemen,
there's a cat fight at the pool table!

It's gone.
$50,000 worth of equipment, gone.

We're screwed.

I should have bought
into that Quizno's franchise.

We can handle it, right?
What did that guy at the Marriott say?

Stop, he says "visualize. "

Wait. Where are the fireworks?
They took the fireworks.

The bastards stole our Fourth of July!

This is crazy. Who would want
high-tech cameras, and fireworks?

Fireworks could be turned
into explosives.

I think we know who.

Hey, white powder.

Check it out. That could be anthrax.

- It looks like part of a funnel cake.
- Anthrax on funnel cake?

- I had like four of those today!
- My fingertips are going numb!

Nothing's coming.

I have an announcement to make.

First, my brother's here with his kids.

Take the kids and get out
of here as fast as you can!

Leave grandma, she's had a long life!
Go, go, go!

Pull it together, Hoyne.

There's nothing to be worried about.

We may,

and I stress "may",
have had a breach of security

that could lead to
a possible, little, bitty,...

Terrorist attack that could rival 9-11!

My baby! My baby!

Terrorists!

Run for your lives!

My mom's gonna kill me.

We've had a breach of security.
Cameras and fireworks were stolen

by terrorists.
And as soon as we figured out

how to put together
this torturing device and find them,

this gonna be hell the pay.

Ouch, son of a bitch!

Tensions are high.

I got the camera on
but I can't see anything.

- You got it backwards.
- Oh, right.

I think the camera on mine is working.

This is sweet stuff, Randy. We're going
to make fortune when we'll sell it.

Wonder what this button does.

Wow. It turns everything
into a Fruit Roll Up.

Let me see.

Cool, I think it sees heat.

Here, move my cigaret around.

Sweet!

It's like a ghost dog.

I'm a ghost dog.

I'm floating around.

Earl, I'm scared.

Well, they stole our Fourth of July.

Look at this place... Totally deserted.

This was the heart of our town.

It's like the terrorists
kneed us in the nuts.

The nuts of our heart.

The worst part is
that they took our fireworks.

God knows what they'll do with them.

I've already lived in one explosion.

I can't do it again.

She lost a leg!

Am I scared?

Hell yes, I'm scared.

And a little surprised.

I always thought I die at the hands
of a team of juvie football players.

It really makes you think about
what's important in your life.

I should start calling my mama more.

And I'm definitely going
to keep my next baby.

I remember my first terrorist attack.

I was 6 years old, I hijacked the school
bus filled with children of diplomats.

I was angry because they got to eat
peanut butter and jelly for lunch,

while we only had mud and jelly.

It looks the same
but it tastes completely different.

The next day, they took away our jelly
and we only had the mud.

There are no winners in terrorism.

I read the manuel on
how to profile possible terrorists,

but it was really confusing,

so I got this at the hardware store.

I'm questionning anybody that falls
between Swiss almond and Coconut husk.

No, he's all right.

Stay out of the sun, fella.

You're on the bubble.

They took our fireworks?

My husband loves those fireworks.

Now, what is he gonna be doing
between 8 and 10 tonight?

They can't just do that.
People have made plans.

Randy, hurry. Get in there. Get down.

This will be hilarious.

We're outside the dinner.
When they take the trash out,

Randy's going to jump out
and scare the crap out of them.

The best part is
he's got a camera on his helmet,

so we can see their stupid faces
when they scream.

Holy Moses!

Hang on, buddy!

I'm getting it! I got it!

- Help me!
- Yeah.

People are freaked, and they should be.

Everybody in the city could be dead
before sundown.

Still, the charity ride along
had a coupon for lunch.

This wine isn't wine.

I think it's beer with kool-aid in it.

I saw the guy roll his eyes
when you ordered Merlot.

I'm pretty sure he spit in it.

You get used to it. That kind of thing
happens to cops a lot.

It's the real reason
we eat so many donuts.

Hard to hide a loogie on a donut.

You know,
if you'd rather, I could just...

make us dinner tonight.

- Or friday night.
- No, no, no.

You paid top dollars for this.
You shouldn't have to cook.

I make a great risotto.

I feel 87% sure it wasn't terrorists
that stole those fireworks.

Nevertheless, I'm happy
for the public misconception.

All this misguided anti-arab hysteria
significantly reduce

my likelyhood of being victimized
by random police brutality.

I feel bad for Hispanics, though.

A lot of people think we've been living
in a terror free America until now.

That's not true,
I've been terrorized my all life.

When I was ten,

my father forced me to play catch
for a all hour... without stopping.

And my mom... didn't care.

She was too busy not using
the pot holders I made her.

Another disturbance at Pimmit Hills.
Third one, today.

I keep saying we should just wall it off
and let them police themselves,

but no one listens.

Come out, you pervert.

- Come on!
- All right, guys. What's the problem?

He thinks,
just cause I used his bathroom,

he could peep on me and my wife
having a romantic hump.

You're not going to believe
what we scored at the fair.

Our kids will never gonna have
to steal a day in their live.

- What's going on in here?
- Nothing.

Look out the new shirt!

"Danger. Educated black man. "

I... bought that... for... Earl Jr.

Thought we could give it to him
if he finishes high school.

I know what's going on...

You do?

You're setting up a little afternoon
delight for Mummy and Daddy.

Feeling hot for the provider?

Well, let's see how hot, little lady...

You're on fire!

Guess we don't have to waste
anytime kissing.

If you are gonna be in the room,
you have to face the wall.

- I know the rule.
- Let's get this party started, Joy.

Damn it, Randy! No peeping!

- What the hell was that?
- I heard it too.

Randy, I think someone is
in the back of the trailer. Let's go.

I know it's him.
I saw him running away from my trailer.

Why would I spy on her?

Look at how she dresses.
I can see her elbows anytime I want.

Dude, if you like elbows,
boobies are going to blow your mind.

Where did you get that helmet?

I'd like an attorney, please.

Nobody move.

I want an attorney!

Crap!

Send all units!

Officer down!

Not shot... just felt.

Officer up.

We saw the suspects enter this trailer.

We're going in on three.

Hey, you know what?
Let's going on two.

- More of a surprise.
- Come on. I'll use my hand as a gun.

You know what? Let's keep it to three.
Standard procedure.

It's locked.

Freeze!

Hey, Kevin. Did you knock?

I'll get the bleached blond hussy!

Hey, Darnell. Why are you naked?

I'm a free spirit.
Look, we got to get out of here.

How? There's cops everywhere.

Follow me. I've had a lot of practice
sneaking in and out the trailer park.

Stay close.

But not too close.
Remember that I'm naked and whatnot.

I'm on my way to the trailer park,
* some terrorists.

Technically, I should pull myself over,

cause I'm driving
with an open container.

An open container I won't pass.

Thank you, sir.
I got him from here.

Somebody help me...

Dear... mom...

today... I... call...

the wrong... girl... a hussy.

Terrorist!

Well, looks like the bad guys
have been apprehended.

These cops are amazing,
the way they're so in control.

Maybe later, we'll all relax a little.

And go to a strip club,
look at some female breasts,

and pour in some shots,
maybe do some Apple Martinis.

Then race for pink slips,
like Danny Zucco in Grease.

I haven't seen the country
this broken since Vietnam.

My son and I passed through there
on a sex tour in the lately 80's.

The Vietnames are
beautiful and flexible people.

Can one of you guys
give me a ride home?

I drove my car into a quarry.

We're going to take them into the tent
for a little bit of questionning.

In the old days, we'd just book him
and read him his rights,

but it's a 9-11 world.

Terrorist got a booboo?

I am innocent.
I don't want to go down with him.

Hey, can I play bargain?

I know who kidnapped
the mayor's daughter.

I swear, I'm not a terrorist,
I'm American.

I drive a Chevy.

We know you're hiding the truth,
somewhere deep inside you.

And this little camera,
is going to help us find it.

All right, I did it, I'm a terrorist.
Get it out of me!

The suspect caved almost immediately.

You know, sometimes,
police work is challenging.

Sometimes, it's rewarding.

Sometimes, it's just gross.

They beat a confession
out of you already?

More like into me.

Oh, snap.

Well, now you know why I confessed
to all that stuff on our anniversary.

Mom, we caught the terrorist.

Yeah, I know you don't have
a lot of weekday minutes left.

I'm going to have to call you back.

No, nothing bad happened.
My girlfriend's on the other line.

Maybe I do have a girlfriend!

Mom, why can't things
be easier between us?

I saw a cop car with the keys
and I had to steal it.

It's like when a horse puts on a saddle,
it wants you to ride it.

All I did was run from a cop today.
I wasn't even in that much trouble.

Well, I also told them you were planning
to blow up the Camden Shoe Pavilion.

What?

That's crazy. I love that place.
That's were I get my irregular jellies.

Torture hurts, Joy.

I also told them
my mom shot Abe Lincoln.

You betrayed me.

Just remember this moment
if you ever find out I betrayed you.

I haven't, but now I can.

Look, I'll make it up to you.
We'll go to Canada and start a new life.

You love Michael J. Fox.
He's from there.

MJF is from Canada?

Oh, that's right.
You're the one who loves him.

Fine. I guess Canada's not that bad.

Their beer has twice
the amount of alcohol ours does,

plus you know they're laid back. I mean,
they got a pot leaf right on their flag.

Pot flags? We're going to Canada.

Hey, Canada.
That sounds like a super idea.

Listen, can you guys
drop me off at the next block?

Well, we can't now, Kevin.
You heard us talking about Canada.

You should've spoken up
before we made our plan.

Yeah, man, use your head.

Squad cars get stolen pretty frequently,
so now they all have low jack.

Plus they break down
every 30 to 40 miles,

so I don't expect
the culprits to get far.

What in the world?

Oh, this is odd.

O beautiful for empty fairs

Jihad makes me sad...

That's the heart
of our town right there.

That heart is broken.

Be careful out there, Mr. Stack.
There's a lot of idiots on the road.

Okay, Mom.

He's clearly drunk,
but bumper cars are made for crashing.

Besides,
I don't want to alienate the guy.

He's in the Camden tourist brochure.

There's a nice picture
of him on the antique train.

It's kind of funny how you keep
getting kidnapped by us, Kevin.

Maybe you should look inside yourself
and see what you keep doing wrong.

When we get to Canada, I'll call them
and tell them where we hid the car.

And I'm still pretty sure I can talk
Randy out of ditching it in the lake.

Lake! Lake! Lake! Lake!

Well, you do make a good point.

Freeze! I will shoot you this time.

The terrorists have won again

The score is orange to none

America...

America...

I should've hosted family feud

O beautiful...

For spacious skies

For amber waves of grain

For purple mountain majesties

Above the fruity plains

Man, the Chinese make a nice firework.

Their food's really good, too.

It's beautiful...

I only have one testicle.

Gross.

I have all the parts of my body!

Look at that!

This is the greatest country to live in

and sell your body
to strangers in the world.

Amen.

All right, I can do this. Stay calm.

There's got to be something in here
I can use to escape.

What's this?

Road flare?

Quite a sight, isn't it?

All right, watch your heads.

Help! Help!

Quick! Quick, I... Help!

Well, we did it.

We won.

Camden's back, the fair is back.

The spirit of independence is back.

America rocks!

America rocks!

Yeah, it's a great Fourth of July.

I guess we got a little carried away,
though.

But nobody ever saved any lives
by not getting carried away.

That Hickey character agreed not
to sue us for torturing him

if we dropped
all the charges against him.

So all in all, a good day.

Terrorists 1...

Cops 1...

tie score.

Your move, terrorists.

Thanks, Kenny.

I know cops aren't supposed
to show emotion,

but damn it, this town...

I'm so proud.

The heroes and them...

Do you ever feel so American

that you just want to be American
with another American male?

I think I see
what you're getting at here, Kenny.

And believe me,
I've thought about it.

You're a very attractive man.

But I'm catholic.

It's a no go.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they...

After that, the prisoners treated
Randy differently.

In fact, they started treating him
like one of their own.

Randy, it's cool that you're famous.
I'm famous, too.

I won the $350 millions mega ball.

Then I shot my dad.

That was stupid.

Oh, yeah, you were on the news.
"The million dollar moron. "

"Multi-million dollar moron. "

That was me.

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So you actually know Tim Stack?

He's funny. I'd like to kidnap him.

Spend some time with him.
Then maybe, set him on fire.

Yeah, he would be funny on fire.

Tim Stack, Tim Stack,
set him on fire

Set him on fire,
watch him burn to death.

Tim Stack, Tim stack, set him on fire

Set him on fire, watch him burn to death
Tim Stack, Tim Stack,...