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Did you see that over there? Did you see that? Fucking broad, big tits, man.

Holy shit.

Man, just like back when we were male strippers, huh?

You'd go after the big tits, you know? You used to go after the ones with the

big tits. Yeah, I know I prefer nice asses, but did you see that little

mini skirt on her, too?

Holy shit.

Still over there.

Yeah.

Why don't you go see if she needs a ride or some shit like that?

Okay, okay, I'm gonna go get her, okay?

What?

You meet this little, oh, Jesus Christ, look at the tits on this girl.

You like that, huh? Hi, my name's John.

Hello, I'm Fawn.

Fawn, hi, Fawn.

What's going on, man?

Fawn needs a ride, so we're going to take her. She needs a ride? She was

for a ride? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

So, okay.

I'll get in the back, I'll get in the back, I'll get in the back.

Were you waiting for somebody to give you a ride? I mean, we don't want to

interrupt on any business that you have.

It doesn't matter. Your ride wasn't standing you up or something?

Yeah, while you guys take care of me.

So, okay.

She wants it off. We'll take care of her. I'll take care of her.

I promise.

Oh.

Woody, does this happen to you all the time when you drive around?

All the time. Convertible.

Convertible. Yeah.

The old American car. Yeah, it's an American car and it's a convertible.

like it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, man.

Shit, man.

You ever see anything like that before?

Once.

But only in the movie.

Ooh.

I thought we were gonna go to the gym.

No, I'm just gonna leave you at the corner up here. I think

No, she's busy here. I wanna come along. Wait a second.

What? I'm gonna give you a workout.

I'm in California, driving around in a convertible, getting head.

Oh, yeah.

Do you mind if I just, like, put you down and grab her ass? Oh, fuck.

Oh, what a great ass.

Oh,

man,

her pussy's wet, Woody.

Woody, her pussy's wet.

Woody. Woody. I'm going to have to take her back to the house. I'm going to have

to drop you off, John. Wait, no.

Yeah, you're going to have to go.

We're in the middle of nowhere. Where the fuck are we, man?

This is where you belong, is nowhere.

God damn it, we're half a mile from your house.

That's it. Out of the car, John.

Wait,

wait, look at this button.

God damn you, Woody.

God damn you.

I'm going to kill you.

You got to leave the house. I'll see you later.

God damn you.

Come on, man.

We can do this.

She better be hot. I'm sure they're probably trying to seduce her right now.

You're going to fucking jail for nothing.

Listen, take it.

She's got an incredible ass, too. You wouldn't believe her fucking ass.

It's a beautiful round ass.

What about her pussy?

I didn't see her goddamn pussy.

I didn't see her pussy.

Somebody see us. Somebody see us. Fuck, man. We better

not get in trouble, John.

No, no, no.

Listen, he's a friend of ours, man.

He's a friend of yours.

This chicken, I don't see chicken. I don't know what it is.

Incredible. I've got to have her, John.

Great stuff, huh?

Oh, man, she's so fine.

Yeah, yeah. I've got to have her.

Listen, why don't we just, like, pretend we're the pool man or something like

that? You want to pretend you're the pool man?

Yeah. Yeah, but look at my... Okay,

yeah. Pretend you're the pool man, you know, and just, like, tell her that

you've got to clean up the pool.

And, and, and, and, and... Where's the proof, though?

Right here, right here.

Okay,

great. Go on out there.

Thank you so much for doing this.

Where the fuck am I?

You know, this isn't the pool you're supposed to be cleaning today.

It's the one down the street.

I'm sorry, ma 'am. I work with this guy, and he doesn't know what's going on.

Oh, really?

This is my camera. Actually, I'm just kind of fucking around. But, you know,

have an incredible body.

Thank you very much.

Look at that.

John.

You left me on the fucking street, man.

Every time I get a decent girl, you guys come over.

Can you just, like, get up on your hands and just a little bit for me? Hey, hey,

hey, that's mine. Get away from there. Come on.

John.

No,

no, no, no. I don't want to share this time.

I want this all to myself.

You know, actually, I got the biggest thing of all time.

He's lying, bud.

Yeah, I got it. We know that.

It's really my fault.

Please.

Wow.

Oh.