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Man, it looks like it's going to rain, man. We better find somewhere quick.

Maybe the rain will help us, though.

Yeah, offer somebody a ride or something. Get out of the rain.

Yeah. Think we'll catch anyone. Look at all that. Everyone's got boats out here

and shit.

Boat. Boat.

Paisy, two more boats before everyone's smuggling drugs with boats.

We should go to Cuba in a boat.

And... See what any fine girls want to get rescued. No boat.

That was really offensive what you just said.

Really? Look, there's a boat.

Fuck, man.

So where did your sister live again, Bruno?

Right next to your grandma.

I'll tell you what, you have a turn at my grandma, I have a turn at your

we'll call it even.

I'll be your step -grandfather.

Yeah, I mean, I think you're getting the shittier end of the stick, unless your

sister looks like you, then I'm fucked. She does. She does.

Then I'll, I don't know, then I'm fucked.

My grandma looks good for her age.

Hey, I know that already.

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

Ah, man. Why don't we just go knock on random doors to like... You know what?

That sounds like a good idea. You first.

Go knock and see what you get.

Where do we go to get Hylia pussy?

Hylia hoes.

They're everywhere. What are they doing to Hylia?

They're in the air, baby.

They're hiding in the trees. Look at that. Whoa.

What is that?

What is that?

Is that a bus stop?

Alright, good. We're the bus. We're the bus.

Okay,

the bus is here.

The bus is here.

English?

English, no?

Shit, how do you say bus?

That's water. How do you say bus?

That's baby talk for water.

That's baby talk for water, guys.

Here, I'm going to try it. Wawa?

Holy shit, it worked.

Okay. Este.

Wawa. Ven.

Si.

She said she's waiting, right? Okay. Si.

Wawa. Ven.

No?

Guagua.

We give you ride home.

Este, la guagua.

Ven, ven.

Un momento.

Ven aquí, un momento.

Sí, explica. Come, come.

Tell her we give ride. We're part of the bus system.

What did she say? She says the other one's about to come, so... No, no,

That one... You

know

what, tell her I'll give her 20 bucks.

Tell her that we provide a service.

And just because it's going slow, we'll pay her $20 for the ride.

Tell her we want to get to know her.

That's it. And we'll take her anywhere she wants to go. Her anywhere.

Here,

I'll give you the $20. Yeah, it's hard to get in and have a seat. Come,

Ben. It's okay.

It's okay. No harm you.

Ben.

There, sit down. Look.

Money. We'll give you the money. Good.

Bring that in. Close the door.

So, oh, what is she... Here, give me her bag. What is she carrying?

Yeah, what do you got here?

She's got some vegetables and shit.

So where should we take her? Straight down?

Just tell her to let us know when.

Oh, you understood me.

No? Yes?

A, B, C, D, E, F, G?

Ah, okay. Yo te digo donde me quiero quedar. Ah,

okay. Está bien.

Muy bien.

I know a little bit of Spanish, bro.

Oh, I've been... You know, all these trips to Hialeah. All these trips...

money? Yeah, that and something else.

So, um... How's she doing? How's her day going?

¿Tú bien?

Sí, bien. Gracias.

Has she ever Tell her has she ever Has she ever done Cuban?

Welcome to the states Welcome Welcome United

States of America And thank you for bringing those titties You

don't understand me No entiendo No entiendo You have big

No English.

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Oh, so no problema?

Okay, all right. Let's see here.

Oh, look, she's got some.

She went to some kind of farmer's market. She went to... Ask her if you

healthy. Saludable.

Saludable, sí.

Oh, damn.

Look, she's got some fruit, some vegetables. Is this... Oh!

Papaya.

You know what? I like papaya.

Papaya is really good. Papaya is good for you.

Yo quiero...

Can I eat this?

¿Puedo comer papaya? ¿Tu papaya? ¿Cómo es comer papaya?

Sí, come tu papaya.

No, ¿cómo es comer mi papaya? Sí.

What did she say?

I think, bro... What happened? What do you mean?

She knows you're trying to be slick, man.

What did she say?

Papaya means pussy.

Oh, shit.

You see, man?

You started off on the wrong foot, man.

Oh, okay.

So, no? No? What does she say?

So... What's that?

Oh,

she pointed at her pussy.

See?

What are you... Oh, my God.

Oh!

Papaya. Papaya. Yeah, no.

Papaya. Oh, no.

He'll eat that papaya. But this papaya, I was talking about. I'm sorry. I was

talking about este papaya.

Wow. Ay.

Oh.

Wow. Papaya es una nombre para.

Para. Para el bollo. Para el bollo. Pussy.

Si, el bollo.

Bollo. Spanish is fruta bomba.

Fruit. Bomb ass fruit?

Fruta bomba. Fruta bomba.

Bomb ass fruit? Tell her, I'm sorry.

Okay. You understand?

No, you don't. You said no English.

Okay, well, I think she understands sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry. I don't mean that.

I didn't mean to say that.

Unless you wanted to give us the papaya, then Bruno will eat it.

So, how does she make money? If she doesn't have proper papers, you must

way to make money then. Yeah.

I bet she cleans houses.

Whatever you can, right?

Tell her, I have... Listen.

Listen.

Mira.

Tengo dinero.

Give me some money. Give me a hundred. A hundred will make her proud.

Give me a hundred. Look.

Yo tengo dinero americano.

Okay. And I know you need some of this. And it's going to be hard for you to

make it on your own.

Unless you do some bad things for it.

But you could start here. How about this?

I have a way. Tell her I have a way for her to make some money.

Tell her I'll give

her this $100 if...

Fuck it. If she shows me her titties, I'm going to be honest. Fuck it. I'm not

even going to beat around the bush about it.

You... Uh -oh. I got mad about that, too.

No?

But, I mean, it's not good money.

It's good.

Look. Mira.

De verdad. Look. Mira.

It's real.

It's like this. You look at it in the light, and there's a strip right there,

and that tells you it's real. So go ahead and look in the light. See?

No, no. Maybe she doesn't know about American money.

No.

Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Maybe. Look. Mira.

Hold. Hold it.

Tell her to hold it. Just tell her to grab it. Just hold it.

Mira. Okay. No, no.

No, mira. Es uno.

Look. Mira.

Dos.

Doscientos. Dos. Dos.

I look smile.

Oh, look.

I think two are making her happy. I think she's liking two of them.

No. You could buy a lot of fruit with this shit. No, no, no. A lot of

vegetables. A lot of vegetables.

A lot of greens.

Make your, make your, make your doo -doo go regular.

Come on, here, look, that's yours.

That's para ti.

Si. All you gotta do is flash.

All you gotta do is flash.

Si?

I think she likes it. I think she likes it. Oh, I think she likes it. I think

she's going for it.

Si?

That's okay.

Si.

Es mucho dinero, no?

Si. Si.

Very little work. Very poco trabajo.

Poco, poco, poco.

Para mucho dinero.

No más.

Ash, you're going to do it. Oh, my God. This is awesome.

All right, guys. Don't fuck this up.

Holy.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Holy shit. Look at it. Yeah, keep making it bounce, O.

There you go. Side to side. Hit bumps, all kinds of shit right now. Yeah, you

see this, bro?

Wow.

Look at this guy's trying to... Watch where you're driving, O.

What's up?

I know you're looking in the rear view, aren't you?

You're looking. I know you're looking.

Wow, look at that.

Bueno, muy bueno.

Muy, muy bueno.

Muy, muy, muy bueno.

Wow, that's good, huh?

Tell her, I'm going to get closer. I hope she doesn't mind. I'm going to just

get the camera a little closer.

Just so we can see.

Wow those those are really nice guys

Look

at her

she made it she made it in America

A little more.

Look, we got more.

Look, let me just flash her the money. Let me just flash her the money.

I'm not going to give her any money until she says it. This is my money,

Listen, you know I got you.

We good for it.

Look, look.

Mucho dinero.

Más dinero.

Quieres, quieres.

How do you say what we want to see? Quiere ver más. Quiere ver más.

Quiero ver más.

Más.

Quiero ver más.

Si, si, si.

Si? Tell her I'll double that.

Tell her I'll give her double.

What

does

she say?

Just agree to whatever the fuck she said. We agree.

I don't give a fuck what she said. Just agree to it.

Sí, sí, y sí, y más sí.

Todo sí.

No, todo no se puede decir sí. Tengo que pensar.

Okay, I don't know what she said. I think she said something about looking

it, right?

Sara, yes, yes, yes. Come, come.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Here,

here.

And then start to bend over.

Oh my god. Is she really gonna do this?

Holy... Oh.

Fuck, Bruno.

Yeah, dude.

Look at that fucking lucky guy today.

Look at this.

Wow. Yes, wow is...

You touched it.

I don't think she's going to get upset, though.

Look, let's be honest here. We know how she plans on making some money.

What are you asking? Are you asking if she's good?

All right, good, good, good.

Tell her, you know, we did kind of mean for the panties to come off. I mean, you

did. We should make that clear.

Just try to take them off.

Just touch him. See what she says.

I don't think she'll say anything.

Just pull the pennies down.

Just pull them down.

Okay, fuck.

Stop being greedy.

Tranquila, tranquila. Tranquila.

Oh, wow.

Te prometo que te voy a dar más dinero y te lo llevo.

What do you think? You gotta translate for me.

We'll give her more money and we'll leave her where she...

I'll tell Carrie where she needs to go. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

You know... You have all the sweet words, right Bruno?

Yeah.

Wow, she's wet.

She's wet?

Yeah.

Let me see that pussy. Move here, move here.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

There you go Cuban pussy has been served

You know we serving up some Cuban pussy yo

Ayo, good things are happening back here I see Oh shit,

she's moving hard and everything

She's fucking horny.

Why is it always the older ladies that are super horny right?

Come on, we better enjoy this one Bruno.

Hell yeah.

See, you can suck dick. Yeah,

she speaks fucking cocksucker.

Yeah, she speaks that shit fluently.

We should just go behind her and try to stick it in.

Leave her face right there.

to see

Oh, my God.

Help me.

Help

me.

Help me.

Oh, my

God.

I'll be quiet for a minute.

Good baby.

Oh my god.

Yeah, totally.

So let's panic this night.

Yes. Look here. Look here. Look here.

Papaya. It's very healthy.

Papaya la papaya?

What's your fit?

Oh, I can't breathe.

Oh, my

God.

Right there baby.

You feel so fucking good.

Shit, baby.

Staying brave.

That's it.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to say.

Oh my God.

Fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Whoa.

Yes.

She took it like a champ.

Oh, my God. Bueno.

Rico.

That means good, right? That means like she was happy or something?

Give her a baby wipe. That's lettuce.

It's some lettuce.

She needs some.

She needs some salad with that dressing, eh? Yeah.

Hey, you did good. Muy bueno.

Muy bueno. Yeah, I guess tu casa will take you home, okay? Uh -huh. All right.

Cool.

Shit. Yo, let me get her money, though.

Yo, I'm going to throw a 20 outside. Give me a money. Give me a 20.

Give me the money. It's over there.

Okay, tu dinero. Let me see. Una, dos.

Oh, shit. Oh, look. Mira.

Your money's outside.

Tell her I dropped your money outside.

Look, it's right there.

It's going to blow away.

Hurry.

Look. Shut the door. Shut the door. Shut the door.

Adios. Adios.

Adios.

Adios.

Adios. Adios. Adios. Adios. Adios.

Adios.