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What does it say?

-Three minutes.

Put on a song Just don't look at the clock now.

Let something play.-Aha

Which song?

-Doesn’t matter which one, just make it last three minutes.

Put this on and watch it for yourself.

What is this?

Fazlija.

Love?

Just let me tell you, whatever happens, I'm here.

-What are you talking about, of course I'll be here.

What are you even saying, don't worry about this?

-That's just how you say it, I mean, I read that's how you should say it, when it is...

just think it's the test result.

Nothing for us.

I mean...

What, even if you were pregnant.

It's not like we're getting married.

Boss, let's not make a scene.

Mule you, just be decent.

When was that ever inappropriate?

Never, never.

Boss, we have a problem with the Ostrianci tribe, unannounced.

Austrians?

I don't know, boss.

Nothing has been reported.

One of them has been waiting in line for half an hour already.

And have you seen the sweets, boss?

No, I'll go check on the people.

No...

Boss, please be more decent.

Alright, alright.

I repeat, be polite, the Austrians are coming.

Please, don't swear.

Alright, people.

Get lost.

Mr. Lončarić, according to our calculations, your debt has already exceeded...

Alright, alright.

Let's not discuss numbers now so we don't bore the gentlemen from the board.

I'm sure we can find a solution.

Boss, should we contact someone...

Who?

You know...

I don't know.

Mr. Lončarić, we have already contacted the prime minister.

Mr. Miler.

Hello Miljenko, my old friend.

How are you?

I hope you're in good health, watching your sugar levels...

I send greetings to Marija and my little one in London, that...

How she will be...

Ana!

Yes, that...

And you give my regards to Jasminka with the whole family, everyone, the kids.

That's a recording from before.

I'm kidding, I know it's a recording.

Listen, Miljenko, you're the best.

Pay the Austrians as best as you can.

Servus!

And be kind, screw her with those papers of ours.

It's evident that there has been, let's say, a misunderstanding.

Misunderstanding.

We have an annual report here clearly showing that the company Kromaks is profitable.

Mr. Budimir, we have your actual reports.

You are in debt.

Goz.

Lončarić, 90 days.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Happy birthday, her!

From the wife, they...

You see, why are you so unhappy?

I will finish with this.

So, listen, dear citizens, dear voters, today is a great day for our country.

Finally, we are reaching out to the underground railway.

That's good, we're reaching out, we like it.

A train that will take you towards a bright future.

Metro Serbia.

Fast, safe, and with stops for everyone.

Thank you for believing in us.

Together, we will ride towards a better Serbia.

Great, how about that.

Was all of this just made up?

Majok, bosses.

Chedzi drinks.

Chedzi's drinking is good.

Where is the figurine from the prijedobrodok?

What?

What, what?

Go process it, Gago, go process it.

Nusar who became odmiral.

I've told you a hundred times, Barbarosa.

Okay, Boss, we'll solve it.

Wait, so, we bought this, right?

So, I'm sending it, it's approved, but you have to learn it by tomorrow, we have to read it.

I won't learn, I won't.

Look, just so the works start before the elections.

What works?

So that we can dig, to invite to dig, brother.

No, there's no chance.

How is there no chance?

But how?

That he didn't even try, right?

So are they good in France?

Well, yes, then these Croats from the European Parliament nicely blocked everything, you know them.

These Croats are always messing around.

Do you know the difference between the subway and sex?

The subway definitely arrives at least once a day.

It's funny.

What's up?

Is it not in place?

Well, it's in place.

Sweetheart?

Vuce?

Yes?

Here, Vuce, we're working.

Your cakes are wonderful, baby.

Thank you, grandma made them.

Let me hear it again.

Metro of Serbia.

Wait, wait.

Are you starting again?

Yes, yes, of course.

We're digging, we're digging.

And I'm excited again as if it's the first time.

Will you make a station in front of the house for me?

I'll make you an airport next to the pool.

As the Minister of Foreign Affairs, I only offer quick solutions.

Oh, that's good.

Quick solutions, indeed.

That's our weapon.

Write it down, write it down.

People, my dear people, Vuk ate all the cakes, I saw him.

I saw him from my side.

What's in the cakes?

He's guilty, Miljanko.

It says here that we are debtors.

Yes, is there any cake with sugar?

Ok, now you're back to normal.

Eat the cake, Ana is calling.

Hey, Anice, my bookish queen!

Hey mom, please don't call me that.

Is dad there?

No, just me, my love.

That's right, darling.

There's a cake, with walnuts and spinach, it's excellent.

You be the one, you can take it by plane to Palasaka.

Come on, mom, don't send me food by plane anymore, I'm okay.

Anyway, happy birthday, dad.

Thank you, my love.

Kiss.

You don't deserve this sugar.

Are you enjoying, are you celebrating?

Of course, we are celebrating!

Oh, I'm sorry I'm not with you.

When will you come to us, darling?

Are the lectures over?

Not yet, not yet, but they will be soon.

I have some news, can you turn up the music?

I can barely hear you.

What news, sweetheart?

Well, happy news, I mean, yes, average news.

By God, we need news like that.

We're listening to you.

Okay, mom, dad...

Okay, I won't just say it.

I'm pregnant.

Did you conceive in London?

Yes, mom, I got pregnant in London.

No, mom means in...

Did you conceive in London?

Yes, dad, I conceived in London, yes.

Aski?

Hey grandma, are you okay?

I'm not, darling, I'm not.

Something's been bothering my knee since the morning.

Darling!

Who is the father of your baby?

Of course, who is the father?

Recite to us.

Of course I know, dad.

How can you ask me that?

We're together, we walk.

And?

Is he black?!

No, he's not black.

Oh, Thank you, Ljepoko.

So ours?

Well, yes, I mean, relatively.

Dad!

Yes!

Here comes the signal back, can you hear me?

Wait, I didn't understand you either.

Which month is it?

What?

Which month is it?

Ha!

Eee...

Well, by God, here it is...

She's entered the seventh month.

Uu...

They're doing well.

I'm looking forward to it, son and dad are...

Looking forward to it.

I mean, everything will be fine.

Really.

We're just somehow...

And we're in love.

We love each other!

And how long have you been in love?

Listen, gago.

How long have you been in love, son?

So, Englishwoman?

Yeah, okay.

No.

No, she's not, dad, no.

She's ours, from our parts, Ana.

Her name is Ana.

Well, I find that nice.

Yes, it's nice.

Doesn't matter, but...

It's nice that she's ours.

It's nice and ours.

Boss, it's very nice for her to say that she's ours.

So, she's of our faith?

Well, God, what a stupid question.

Primin, as if she's of our faith.

Well, she's not.

No.

How come she's not, damn it?

What do you mean she's not, son?

I mean, is she Christian?

I don't understand.

Christian.

Ana is...

Ana is, um...

Anna is Croatian.

Me.

What are you saying?

What is she saying?

Oh!

Nebojša.

Last name?

Dimitrijević.

Paint it!

Go to Pičko.

Ana, is that Nebojša Dimitrijević, the Serbian Minister of Foreign Affairs?

Yes.

Grandma is downstairs.

Is that the daughter of the owner of Kromaks?

Who is that?

Ustašaa!

Heavenly?

I don't know.

Is this the man?

Yes, that one.

That one.

Gazar, I've been thinking a bit.

Maybe all of this isn't so bad after all.

Which one?

The fact that I'm going bankrupt soon or that my child will have a little Milošević?

Don't, because of grandma.

My dear, I love you with all my heart!

And what if it's a girl?

Mother's child.

Why did you send her to London because she's great for politics?

Well, I left the other one behind to see how she turned out.

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with me?

Nothing's wrong with us!

And when will we see those Ustaše?

Never!

Good.

Never, mom!

Good!

Šafe, just a moment here.

We can let you know that I've been poking around.

I know it all sounds really bad right now, but I think we might be able to spin the whole situation.

How to spin an Ustaša daughter-in-law?

Give me the gag, please.

We could expand to the east.

Yes, let's escape to Bosnia.

I knew you'd come back to me, Miljeko.

You promised you wouldn't.

Not people, but to spread out to Serbia.

The Croats have definitely blocked us from financing and credit, right?

So what?

Everyone knows you can't enter Serbia without political connections.

And that's where Mr. Zet could help us a lot.

Kuh, this Lončević guy?

Who?

Ani's uncle, your friend.

That's his father who's now becoming Ani's father-in-law and your friend.

So, a certain Domagoj is in the European Parliament responsible for financing projects outside the European Union, which directly affects our underground.

Damoš.

Gako!

I'm coming!

We hope he resigns.

I'm not sure.

The Prime Minister would disown me.

I don't know if the Prime Minister has stepped down, the Prime Minister has left us, lacking a better word.

But no, I can't.

The opposition will crush me.

Replace it so the company doesn't go bankrupt.

15,000 people would lose their jobs.

And if we don't find European money, we'll be in a bad position.

The tabloids would tear us apart.

Motherf***ers!

People!

I will be the grandson of a grandson!

Hey, your mother is drinking again!

I am Kromaks.

The car, which is not a Croatian product, but we will become an Austrian window, boss.

Don't you understand?

None of this will exist anymore...

There will be no more skiing, no more Bali, no more planes, yachts, that safari with famous people, boss...

It's over.

I know, I know I said it, but unfortunately, that's the situation and I can't.

We're taking care of Srga.

But what I knew...

You told her to study and there you go.

I told her she needs to study.

And who became in London?

I set up in London, only the best study.

But you told her to study.

Anyway, here in Zagreb.

Are you watching me?

She's gone out, she's mixed up, now she's on fire.

Enough!

But we love each other, isn't that the most important thing?

It's best if I leave now, I.

Wait here, come on Roni, swim.

The most important thing now is to save.

Save what?

Yes!

We're squatting with your people from your place.

Are you still getting married?

We'll organize something, discreetly.

Far away, quietly.

We don't have anything else.

Excuse me?

We're in a delicate period, darling, don't get involved in that.

We have our godfather, she's a resort from above the three rivers, even Bosancij doesn't come there anymore, it will be in discretion.

Okay, because I, old lady, am not sure if we even want to.

I mean, I haven't thought about it...

We have.

We were thinking about Budimir.

Budimir is totally okay.

We'll talk to the young couple...

the groom...

The groom to them?

Edu, you motherf***er.

We'll talk to those Serbs and we'll solve everything.

And not go down the drain.

Considering that Kromaks and our Ana are practically in a different state, the idea of a modest wedding is quite logical.

That's terribly romantic.

Be more concrete, Mirjamo, more concrete.

So, the groom and the guests are about to arrive, they are accommodated in the eastern part of the hotel, in Depa Danza.

Which is heber?

But it's not bad there at all, closer to the sea.

Yes.

We don't have a photographer.

Mobile phones are forbidden, so no taking pictures.

Grandma will take pictures.

But only of us.

Shut up, grandma.

The registrar has been informed of the appointment...

Ana, someone knows about the food.

How many guests from Serbia are vegans?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

I'll confide who is a vegan.

Let's go to dinner.

Keep those Serbs away from us.

And let everything cost 5 euros, got it?

I don't want anything to cost me around this wedding, at the very least we should spend money when we owe everyone.

I have to hide my only child just to get married in the middle of nowhere.

Marija, but you know that we are overwhelmed with all the bills, don't you?

We survive with 4 million euros from grandma's account.

How much?

Marijan.

Shut up, grandma.

Do you even know?

What will my relatives say if I don't invite them?

We can't go to Herzegovina anymore.

We fell in love.

You'll have more headaches.

I needed it for one thing, for this wedding.

I really don't need it anymore.

If I get married again, I'll make sure Tomson sings for me.

Yes, yes.

With what parameters?

Mine won't.

Boss, the Serbs have arrived.

Hey, one.

Boravice.

Boss, please just diplomatically.

I know they are Serbs, but it's the minister of the state.

And what are we, peasants?

No, I'm not like...

Just be quiet, come on.

I will discuss with him.

About what?

About the league of champions?

Chetniks.

Miljanko, zip up.

Just warmly.

Zip up!

Warmly, sre...

Sit him down, cool him off.

Dear hosts, On behalf of the Dimitrijević family, I want to thank you for the hospitality in this magnificent building.

First and foremost, I want to emphasize that the hand I extend today is a hand of friendship, a hand of unity, and faith in a better future.

Thank you.

Please.

Thank you for those kind words.

The words are beautiful indeed.

And hearts, madam, and hearts.

Dear hosts, we have not come empty-handed.

And no, no no.

We exchanged gifts.

You have a keepsake.

And please pay attention to a special gift.

An annual subscription card for the underground railway in the making.

Metro Serbia!

Nebojša!

Ana!

Where are you, my love?

Where are you, my darling?

This was a physical release.

And we see hairstyles...

Ana...

Oh, darling, you're so lazy.

This is my mom.

And are you her advisor?

Nice to meet you.

Dear, you can call me mom.

Mom?

Well, she's due on the day of the festival.

We'll cross the bridge when we get there, boss, no worries.

There's no bridge.

Here, Mila.

Let me give you a gift.

We don't need anything.

What about us?

Give me your finger for the bride.

Oh, mother, I'm really glad we met.

Grandma, she'll hug me too, just a moment.

Mr. Vuk!

Vuce!

Mr. Minister, here's G.

Lončarić would like to invite you for a coffee introduction.

Why not?

I'm here to offer a hand and coffee.

I'll show your lovely family where they can stay.

It's ours.

Excuse me?

What?

You've surprised us.

I didn't say anything.

You're making me.

We're on the move, Bogan.

Here we are a little more.

There wasn't any room, right?

It's not the season yet, so the hotel is being renovated.

This is never the season.

Yes, yes, this part of the Adriatic is not as developed.

Vuko is a jerk.

Why did you surprise us like this?

This is generally safe, man.

You mean, like...

uh, from earthquakes and...

From hygiene, my friend.

Gago!

Robinson tourism, we'll be happy here.

It's cool.

The silence is a bit eerie, so...

Silence?

A bit spooky.

Just as we were arriving, he says to the baby, to his wife...

Now you're taking care of me as if we're going to a funeral, not a wedding.

More like a funeral, yeah.

And what's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

He says at funerals you don't have to take a picture with the deceased.

I studied bookkeeping.

I married a mechanic because he had the first Audi.

And he vacuumed with water, you know?

And he bought me a diploma in economics.

I was really fooled.

I didn't finish college, but I pretend I did.

Just for show.

And our daughter, Ana.

A very nice girl.

She asked you nicely.

Thank you.

We would have really regretted not meeting her earlier, before she was.

But, she's really nice.

And your son is a nice guy.

And we got married.

He's really filled out nicely.

What can I say, Miljenko?

So, we sent the kids to London.

You've done well.

It's better for you to get Nebojša than some black guy.

Come on, it's the same to me.

What?

No, seriously, I don't even understand what they hear.

What does "ošte ilu naša" mean?

Or "ili na ša."

Or "ili naše."

Well, I don't care.

Strange, maybe we should find out the gender after all.

You know, it might make things easier for us in a hundred ways.

We could prepare better.

Sorry, my phone's not ringing.

I've been calling him for days, nothing, he's not picking up.

He'll be your best man, Nebošća, how come he's not answering?

I don't know where, probably there's some spot around the Adriatic, no idea.

Dad, of course, was thrilled that this unavailability towards me already leads to a godfather.

Why are we even doing this?

You know why.

Let's do this and...

let's go.

Here it is!

Here it is, playing soccer again.

Come, come!

Oh!

Can you hear?

- Well, I hear, I hear!

Siniša Mihajlović.

- Come on!

Well, I don't watch women's football, come on.

Yeah, just let everything go well with mine and yours old man.

It will surely pass.

My old man is a master of diplomacy, believe me?

One, you're shit and you, two, European values.

I've just entered Croatian territory and never again.

Now we let you into Croatia and never again.

You won't let anyone in?

Yes, I will.

Well, look at what...

Don't let the yellow banknotes on the dog.

The dog has no reason to bite you.

But you have a reason to bite me, right?

Oh, you peasant.

You know when my, don't worry that such a vulgar and peasant family will enter, never.

Because when my Ana marries your Aimon, when you build that connecting railway, it means never, never!

No problem, mine is not afraid to bring a child, and you don't even know in Croatia and who got your girl pregnant,

Just to see who else you're going to marry?

Someone will marry her, everyone is better than the prince of the underground railway in the making, damn.

Don't insult the underground railway!

And don't march, damn it, that underground railway, motherf*cker.

Hey!

Motherf*ck that underground railway.

And the motherf*cker, f*ck off!

You'll go bankrupt, then get arrested.

I'll send you cigarettes in jail, you b*tch!

Speaking of cigarettes, f*ck you!

Go to the railway!

F*ck!

My younger son wanted us to have the same tattoo.

And it's either on the same arm or on the other.

Like, you're together, like two hands.

No, there isn't.

Well, I remember how I was.

Miljenko only had two suits, Ana and a hotel.

It wasn't easy for us.

Wild at heart.

Maria.

We want to do everything from the wedding as a family now.

We don't know if we'll be able to.

But we have to.

I'm looking forward to it.

And I'm excited too.

Only connections for the acting and the horror are needed.

Did she forge the conference?

She did.

Well, pack them up.

Let's go, right away.

We had a pleasant time, let's say.

De Gaga.

DE GAGA!

Tell me, when exactly is that ship coming with the rest of your things?

It's coming exactly when it's supposed to.

But it would be good if it came exactly in five minutes because...

Budimir is hanging, right?

No, not Budimir.

Like Budi-mir, like writing.

Mixing fingers?

No, no.

I don't smoke.

Of course you don't smoke.

Hold on, please.

To find my...

I never know.

So, it's always somewhere at the bottom, you understand?

You always reach for what you need last.

Are you okay?

We are here to do the job, okay?

So, if our tasks are good, everything will be fine, that means if we are you, okay?

Candles will be fine.

Okay?

No, no, of course, we are the best.

Okay, I will be just fine.

OK.

Damn you.

Mr. Lončarić...

Excuse me, please forgive me.

Lap su slimbe.

So, Mr. Lonćarić, I am very sorry for all the words I have said.

And I am sorry for all the words I have said.

Ego, served sentence, we said...

Well, I hope we can extend a hand, support our children in getting married.

There, we have resolved this nicely.

Have we stabilized the economy?

As promised, your chain, the Kromaks store, we care, under another name, will enter the market of the Republic of Serbia.

And I will call my godfather Domagoj to release money, European news, for Mr. Vuk.

For those trams.

Railways.

Linguus laps.

There, now we are just like family.

And later in the evening, Budimir and what's our name?

We are called Dragana Gagaj.

Budimir and Gaga organized a bachelorette and bachelor party for us.

Have a good time, guys.

But without high tensions.

Did Lanche call me?

No, he didn't.

Nlađ is his son.

Wait, why didn't he call?

Mom said, if I don't complain to you, I'll call Dad, and then I won't.

Let's go to...

Oh, I'm sure Budimir found a very nice and cheerful place.

To be exactly to his liking.

Isn't it?

I'm waiting for food.

Good evening, Budimir, what is this?

But you said the boss tied these.

Is this a popular place?

But it's a garage wonder.

And will it be a surprise?

Seventy-six.

Proj, seventy-sixth.

Time, Riko.

Good evening.

Are you two playing at the morning wedding tomorrow, right?

Yes, are you getting married, right?

God bless, may the bride be far away.

This is a list of songs that cannot be played.

Why?

Jesus as a technical requirement, not ilu?

I doubt it, it's mostly Thompson and some of ours.

Thompson isn't ours, right?

I mean, when you look closely, this is our whole setlist.

What will they see in the mass?

Something foreign will break through.

Something foreign, huh?

What do you know about foreign things?

Foreign, but I know...

fish soup.

No way.

We agreed.

Yes, what, jabalala stombula, you'll get screwed, come on.

What did he say?

Everything's fine.

Oh, that's what we'll be.

Good evening, ladies.

How are we?

We're good, thank you.

May I?

Shall we go for some cocktails?

Sure.

Could you please bring us the cocktail menu?

Menu?

I'll ask.

Ask who?

There, in the café, to...

Just ask.

Oops.

I would like something strong.

Well then.

Are you up for the sixth...

What?

If you can't decide, I'll have a strong drink.

Strong?

Okay, bring a bottle.

That's mine to...

Bottle!

Grass!

Roller!

No, I don't want grass, okay?

Go graze!

Here, we can sit at the bar.

It's a strange place.

What's wrong?

For starters, no windows.

That's the...

It's the concept, like that.

Yes.

What are we drinking?

I'll have a lemonade.

Me too.

Where's mine?

There isn't any.

Oh, and beers for everyone.

Do you know that joke, when a young lemon visits an old lemon in the hospital and asks the doctor, is there any hope for the lemon?

I see, grandma, you have quite a sense of humor, Mr. Minister, don't you?

Just like you do with these young, beautiful girls.

Hey, cheers.

Come on.

from the inner cap.

Haircut?

Not all, I have diabetes.

Me too, type 2.

Silo for tablets.

The best in the world, believe me.

One in the morning and one in the evening.

Miljako, how do you have this, maybe we drink all night, we won't go over ten.

These are Austrian, you can't go over eight with them.

Cheers.

I just can't constantly, but when it's a special occasion, then I take every few hours.

And chocolate and alcohol.

My Maria is nagging me, I can only have a sip.

I need it, eat naked.

All day long.

Dad.

Come on, say darling.

Oh, come on.

Come on, please.

Are those your stupid tricks, mine?

Please.

Oh, no, I say darling, you say, then...

Just hang on, darling.

If she comes here.

But please...

Come on, hang on, darling, Please.

Dragićke.

My chain is coming!

Which chain is mine?

My son, the other one.

This is my son.

And if only he were.

Chikavuche!

You can just hold it for me, I'll take it right away.

Yes, my son, please.

Here's a second.

Can I just ask you to move if you haven't tried it.

No, thank you.

I'm a gangster of the government, recognize!

Hello, hello!

Hard life at home, man!

Come on, let's all go!

Come on, let's go!

Čele, Čele...

Terrible, wouldn't want to overeat.

Čale, I came from your kara, Ćale you offered me money, Čale I still came to you, Care, Ćala, I still came to you, Care.

Why does he want a famous life?

This is mine...

Hard life!

Hard Life, man!

Miljenko!

Mr. Milanče?

No, no, Hard Life does not respond to Milanče!

Are you ready!

Time, according to the money!

Is this also some kind of stork to me?

No, thanks, grandpa.

I'm a young gangster, recognize me!

Have you recognized me?

I also recognize.

So, there are no women here, and here the drink is just a bitter memory.

Just a memory, man!

But Dad, just relax and I'll thank you for the next party.

Thank you, man!

What's wrong with you, little man?

You'll call the cops.

Oh no, since you're not telling me, where's the party, I'm in the team of the spotter here, well, what?

Won't bother you, huh?

Hard life!

Harder life, sometimes it's harder for you.

Growing up on the street can't connect you.

Hard life, sometimes it's harder Growing up on the street, you can't connect me Harder life, ku...

I'll send him a drink.

Don't, please.

You didn't give it to him?

I'm thinking, the oars are sitting.

What?

I didn't.

It's not quite the right one.

Do you know who the redbeard is?

Huh?

Do you know who Redbeard is?

That's Guser.

Oh, Pirate.

Is it Gus?

But is he an admiral?

Call them, you be stopping, stopping.

I give you all the luck, fulfill what is not experienced.

I hope the boy hasn't gone to three flights.

Swab!

In me for the worse, look at you, hey, run away!

Dad, dad.

I came from your care.

Here.

Captain, it's good that we have our stallion, I have you.

Now we'll go to the ship, to set sail.

You and me, right?

I'm scared.

Let's go.

What ship?

A boat with a shark.

What are you saying?

Half drink, half shark.

No, come on.

Oh, Shark.

Let's go.

If you're a mother, passenger, crawl away, what is that?

Nothing.

Where will you take care of me, slowly?

We'll do it on the boat.

Let's do it, what a day.

Dad!

Oh, maybe you really tie up the Donkey?

Lod, if it's Saraca, I'm not going anywhere.

Come on, Sarac, let's go.

Hold me, I'm holding.

Here, he's peeing.

They know what they're doing, yes, yes.

She is tempered by passion.

Behind her, only scorched earth.

What's up, Jović?

I'm closing it.

It's over!

Why are you talking, prepo, how do I seal it?

Lift Kiriju.

I'm leaving the space.

They're opening some bioshock for dogs and cats in Russia.

Ljebik!

Bye, Jelena.

Hi, Lona.

Sorry, greetings and keo.

Vlažniki, hi.

And where are you going now?

I'm going to Ovčarbanja.

To my dad's.

He's been bothering me for a long time.

Let him do what he wants.

Hey, what's up?

Isn't this the son of that politician you dated in America?

Which one?

This one?

Well, look at him, the dude.

Yeah, he's the godfather and he knows how to throw a bachelor party.

Me, Las Vegas.

They brought ten of us, you know.

You know what a blast it was.

Well, it seems like your wife is also here.

Really?

Where?

You're not pregnant after all.

No, I just had some snacks and stuffed hangers, so I got a bit carried away.

I burped it all out, okay?

Then why are we getting married?

To mention your business, dad.

I'll get married when you open the hundredth store in Serbia.

Alright, my love, get that done quickly so we can go somewhere sweet.

Don't worry, dad.

Love you, back.

Back where?

Come on, let's finish this.

I have a celebration in half an hour.

If anyone has any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Like this Olympic committee, when they stole from us against the Americans.

No one has anything against it.

If we had, we would have objected.

And now, dance!

Vlada, get in!

Short dance, come on!

Enter!

Back this way!

Ana!

Are you crazy, man?

Jeso, look at yourself, what do you look like?

I've been watching you all morning.

Gaza, Gaza, we have a problem.

Pull, pull.

Are you okay?

Is it a joke?

What did they do to you, tell me?

Did they drug you?

If they drugged you, say it, I'm drugged.

And if they didn't, I need to know if they were drugged.

I'm losing my mind with you!

Boss!

Another video is out.

What's on the video?

Some women, but now he also put the location on the video.

What else could come out?

Did someone mess with something?

No.

No, no.

Maybe only a difficult life.

Who?

No, that movement.

It doesn't matter.

To our brother.

Well, only...

Oh well, that surely wasn't recorded.

What?

Um, we kinda cursed at the boss, but not out of anger, more like a competition.

Which boss?

Did you curse?

I'm the boss.

What did you curse?

Well, mother.

Whose mother?

Are you kidding me, mother?

Behave.

Don't curse, boss, please. Whose mother did you curse, I'm asking you.

Serbian!

Serbian?!

And Chetnik...

Chetnik?!

! Well, f*** your mother, behave like a normal person!

And surely nothing was heard, we had loud music, boss!

You idiot, all nonsense!

Where have you brought us?

You said 5 euros!

Fuck your 5 Euros, I'll fuck you up for 5!

Listen to me now, spread some fake news, I don't care how.

And don't let this in any way be connected to the wedding, do you understand, I'll kill you!

No worries, dude, don't worry.

And you've been telling me your whole life that you're not afraid.

Who filmed this?

Milan Češev.

And why did he come?

So why didn't you tell him to contact me?

It was clear that the carp would swarm around me.

Find him immediately and tell him to delete it before it's too late.

It's already too late, boss.

Both them and all the others who were tagged on social media.

What should I do now, you see?

What should I do with this mess?

I said the wedding was in America.

That it was too late to get visas.

And now everyone saw where the wedding is.

Jan Kalzanko called me, I don't care.

They really thought it was a secret wedding, and now they want to come, all four of them.

Oh no, there's no place anywhere.

Where will I accommodate them in this mess?

Come on, you can't.

Yes, you will.

Yes, yes.

So, little one got Salmonella, so we had to give up on Rusijeva.

Why?

Of course we thought of you, why is that?

They wanted a modest wedding, and I didn't even want to hear about it.

Serbs, yes.

And I know everything, you know everything, what do you say?

Exactly.

When I wasn't liberal, come on.

Well, is it now 2026?

year, should we leave some things for ourselves?

Who gives a damn, right.

That's what I'm saying.

Did the general deny it?

Let's forget, let's start from the past with the future.

And what, the whole team would come.

Me.

And these guys.

Oh, the joy of life.

Okay, talk to you later.

Good morning.

Why did you get up so early?

Did you have breakfast?

Well, there have been some small changes so now we are sorting things out.

So, we decided to invite only the closest family from Herzegovina.

The closest family out of 60 of them.

Seri, nice, bravo.

Eat smaller portions, come on, it's not like there will be 60 cows.

It's fine!

5 years.

Wait, wait.

Why didn't you give up on that due to saving and shame?

My love, there's no saving on your big day.

Nor shame.

Good.

Alright, I'll go get the tie.

My head is spinning.

Not good.

Exchange?

Yes.

Chainsaw?

Of course.

Come with the yacht, it's free.

Everyone come, bro.

They won't tie it, no pirates.

Oh, your exchange failed in America, they don't have the fees either.

Come on, what a snake.

What snake, it's all opposition on the playground.

Of course.

Really?

Let's go.

Sure.

Good.

Chocolate beer.

What happened?

Vlado is coming with the coughing prime minister.

So what does that mean?

It means we will have an Orthodox wedding.

That you will find an Orthodox church here.

Good day.

I introduce you to the wedding...

...Minister Vuk.

The minister's son.

Hrašo!

Goodbye.

Thank you.

Marija, you will answer the phone and coordinate the guests with Budimir.

Come on, tell your folks in Herzegovina not to come with all their cars, if the media see us, we're screwed, we'll be crucified.

Put them in two buses and...

And please, dear, try to stay calm.

We're in the middle of a course.

Then we can do 60.

Okay, but no weapons.

Miljenko, be smart.

Their son is getting married.

They don't need 56 Kalashnikovs for that.

We need to give them something for luck.

God knows what they'll bring with them.

But where will you find an Orthodox church here now?

Oh, Gaga found it, a ten-minute walk.

I would sprinkle some holy water, but if it has lasted until now, it will last until the end.

Ten minutes walk, my pregnant Ana.

We will carry her, Miljan, let's go, brother, come on.

It's hard, my friend, harder than a hard life.

What's wrong with our church, it's beautiful.

You can see the sea from the bell tower.

You know how we'll do it in a rustic way.

You will enjoy it, trust me, it's the best.

Listen to me now.

I'm sorry, Kum, Domagoj.

Here I am.

- What does he want?

He wants you to extend a hand of friendship to our faith.

He says that only such a reform can be pushed through in the EU.

Man, how come it wasn't necessary before, and now it is.

Damn it, it didn't come out before.

Before, we could do everything secretly.

It has to be a Catholic wedding.

Well, I have to be a good friend.

My prime minister called me and they are sending me a bishop.

There, you didn't make it.

If there's no Orthodox wedding, there's no point in having your business in Serbia.

And what do we do now?

You'll have two weddings.

Orthodox and Catholic.

The first one starts at two, the second one at three.

If they ask you if you were Catholic, you were.

If they ask me if I was Orthodox, I was, we don't lie.

The important thing is for the two priests not to meet.

Our wedding is first.

You don't.

I said it before.

Damn it.

To the church.

Wow, Denis!

Let's go inside.

I hope you had a nice trip.

Nothing can be nice if it's a workday.

You know, at the last minute they canceled in Russia and we had to quickly come up with...

Miljenko, can you please tell me, how will this be imagined here?

The wedding.

Well...

Short.

If possible, SHORT.

I can turn him into a Catholic in three hours.

But when those new church doors are installed, it would be much easier for me.

The doors are already in production.

We have another appointment.

Listen, I have to pass a test.

What test?

Please, show me where my apartment is.

I will explain it to you on the way.

Yes, please.

He...

Your Eminence, welcome.

Were you worried because you weren't here?

It's not good, it's not good.

Nothing is good, mother.

The government is making mistakes.

It's not their fault that they are Croats.

What do you mean?

I extended my hand before this happened.

Not that.

She's pregnant.

I saw it with my own eyes.

Well, it's harder to extend a hand in that case.

I mean, we can't do anything.

Everything is possible if you want to.

God, may it be less sinful.

How can you be less pregnant?

No.

It will be less outside of our faith.

Anyway, if you don't want to, I won't have a wedding.

The Prime Minister sends his regards.

You should marry Joana.

Of course.

Then just let me do the talking.

We need to answer this quickly.

Praise Jesus.

Always.

There's no freedom.

Only if we can do it quickly...

Minik, try to keep a bit more distance from the subject.

You don't.

More?

Thank you.

Great, far away.

Let's start by crossing ourselves.

Oh, should I cross myself?

Cross yourself.

Let me see your hands.

No, no.

This, that's not...

Had a father?

Has a father.

Son?

Son.

And...

Holy Spirit.

Amen.

Alright, Nilas.

It's okay.

Needs a bit of practice, but it will work.

This is interesting.

What is this for, Amen's repentance?

Are you ready, my child?

Why?

Prepare, Vladiko, prepare.

But I don't understand why I am ready.

Why are you holding this lid over me?

It's for protection from evil forces.

Are you, Ana, innocent?

Yes.

Don't play with God, Vuče, don't play with goodbye.

I mean, I am innocent in my belief, Vladimir, but...

Have you ever sinned?

No.

You have never engaged in sexual relations.

That's your job.

Speak well.

Where do I put this lid?

I already told you I know the young one is pregnant.

So it's confirmation when...

That's a walk.

Crossing!

Child?

In?

into the world of adults.

The child's transition into the adult world.

Excellent.

Is this enough?

Are you ready, Ana, to receive the one true primal faith?

Which one?

This one of ours.

It's ready.

When?

Eva now.

Don't worry, Ana, there's nothing to be afraid of.

It's like being born again, the day of your rebirth.

What are the attributes of God?

Great.

And?

Good.

And?

Full of love.

Give us a bit more concrete.

Anything is possible!

Bingo!

Bravo!

Well done.

The two of you are now a perfect couple.

Be calm, you know to be calm.

As far as I'm concerned, from now on, peace and quiet.

To make a joke properly, it should be done calmly and safely, and as the whole world can see, you messed it up.

And now you'll fetch water, then we'll drink rakija.

Hydration is key.

No, no, it's crucial for you not to climb on tables, dance under tables, drink from shoes, cuddle with snakes.

I didn't have direct contact with the snake.

Hey, mom, come here.

Bring the double brandy, come on.

No, no, faster, come on!

Let's save what can be saved for the proposal, we need to organize that.

How convenient is that for you?

What is that about?

Well, the bishop insisted that the day before the wedding should be traditional.

Alright, traditional.

So, a horse should go.

Ok, where is your horse?

Horse.

He's in the cave so they told me he returned.

You mean like horses, animals...

Yes, I do.

Horse, domestic animal, three words.

Three letters.

Is that your custom?

No, I mean, I don't have that in my budget, you know...

Then how should I propose?

Ike neither pro diĆi Iki lima dići Dear host.

Louder.

Dear Host, with my horse, I have come to bring you respect and happiness to you and all yours.

Honor and glory to you, host.

Well, thank you, Marija.

Damn, there's a calf with us.

We only have this at their place.

Do you have any female creatures in your house?

I have two.

and a grandma.

Ah, do you have a maiden named Ana under your roof?

Under my roof, there's a fairy.

Are her cheeks as rosy as an apple?

And her complexion?

Pure as snow.

Yes, apple and snow.

Will you host me?

Quench my thirst like that of my horse.

Quench my horse's thirst.

Host, I have come with a pure heart in your daughter's hand.

Come on, Marija, I don't know about that.

A guest with a pure heart.

Don't go into our roof, quench your horse, moisten its throat.

What gifts do you bring us, a guest with a pure heart?

The whole of Serbia.

Is there really something?

Aha.

Eee...

Company Lav, company Svetlo, a villa in Dedinje, a house in Herceg Novi, two apartments in Belgrade, an apartment in Kopavnik...

Two.

Two.

Thank you, dad.

...two apartments in Kopavnik, four cars, excavator, motorbike, scooter, and a sailboat.

Only what is reported without this abroad...

Don't, don't.

Guest of a pure heart, and you're entering a house with 327 general stores, over 15,000 employees, a castle under the ridge.

Flower shop, apartment in Smičiklasova, Apartment in London.

Six apartments, Tribunj, first row to the sea.

Football club, NK...

Riding is being filmed.

The stakes are.

And that's all grandma's.

That's not mine.

Guest of a pure heart.

So it says, Budimir is writing now.

Come on, Budimir, this man will drive me crazy.

Drunk at her place.

Throat wet, heart full.

Host, it's up to you to spread the news and welcome the people.

Yes, we'll have a hard time accommodating that.

Bless this apple, God, and bless this gun, and bless the groom, God, bless.

Amen, amen.

Where is the bishop?

Grandma sent him to check the church.

Come on, let me tighten it nicely.

Okay, but don't...

Wait, guys, we're going!

Why this house?

You will sleep here after the wedding and make your first child.

Grandma's gonna get some action.

Can we take a selfie?

Of course, you can.

Thank you.

So my friend can see the real Gustaš.

Good luck, son.

Come on.

Cock it.

The groom is destroyed!

Send him to school in London.

I, you would know!

Let's continue the nice tradition in this family!

I will, Radiko, I will!

Fire!

You've never held a gun in your life.

Dad will!

Come on, shoot!

Easy, don't pull the trigger.

Sorry.

Destroyed!

Nothing!

Why are you laughing?

You think you hit it.

At least a clown would hit it.

Come on, let me see you.

Shall I see you?

Come on, babe, let's go.

Learn, it would be better for you to miss.

I'm cautious, you know.

No, but impossible.

Okay, damn it, if only I had been in the war.

I was in the war, not that war.

Let it go, let it go!

Hard life, isn't it?

There you go, I've solved it for you.

Go to hell, man.

Ogani is a coward, he's small, he's disgraced the family.

Well done, bravo.

And this will escape?

And how do I escape, what do you think?

You know, grab your stuff, we'll take the first bus, disappear, for two days.

Or we could get married at the registry office?

And on a boat?

What boat?

Here, or do you see a boat somewhere?

Boat, boat, ferry, whatever, just not here.

Dad would kill himself if we did that, you understand.

Or is he getting married?

He's not getting married.

We can't be that irresponsible.

And your dad is footing the bill for this wedding because of later.

We agreed, Ana, so come on!

And like we had an option not to agree.

And I don't know.

But we agreed.

We can't be children, please.

Did you realize that Omi's sister will be husband and wife?

She won't!

Oh, baby!

So congratulate something!

Who is this?

His what, let me explain and...

Excuse me, sorry, we know each other.

You don't remember?

Well, not really.

What the hell is this?

What kind of editing?

It's not editing, darling.

You see that we're in love.

Darling.

Oh, sorry.

Jelena?

Her, the official wife.

What the hell?

Don't you remember Vegas?

Vegas.

His bachelor party.

Eee.

And there we first...

And then we got married?

I don't know this woman, I swear.

Let's go.

Do you still have hickeys on your butt?

Okay, now that we understand each other, do you know that bigamy is a criminal offense in Croatia?

What do you want, to shave, huh?

Ana!

Ana, you're pregnant, don't run, my love!

Feel free to keep the pictures, I have copies.

Ana?

Ana?!

My love, open up, please.

Hey, come out.

I swear, I have no idea who that woman is.

I'm telling you, I really don't know.

You don't know where those pictures came from.

I told you I didn't shave at all that night, I don't know where those hickeys came from, I'm telling you the truth, please believe me.

My love.

Hey.

I love you, here you go.

Come on.

Come on, you were right, let's escape, let's go to that boat, let's screw everything up.

This has crossed all boundaries.

What do you say, huh?

Get well.

Why did the man mess up, huh?

He left.

Listen, I know you're all in love and dealing with some problems, suffering, longing, and all that, but come on, focus,

brother, dear.

I mean, you only get married once.

Well, technically, it sounds twice in my case.

In my case...

three times.

Ede, what can you do?

Do you have a job?

Come on, in some state-owned company.

What do I know?

Serbiawood, there you go.

Regular salary, you have a pension plan, health insurance, social benefits, creditworthy.

You don't have to do anything under the table, but you can just varnish until your heart's content.

Serbiawood?

Let's say, a workshop?

What do you want?

Serbiawood.

I want to be a singer, actually.

Huh?

I want to record a song, I want to shoot a music video.

And go on tour, I need money for that.

So, a singer then.

And your son is already married, huh?

Oh, I didn't know that.

Me?

What do we do now?

Well, it's best to cancel.

It's out of the question, it has to be tomorrow.

Gregor, do you know who I am?

I am a tough life.

A tough life, man!

So we don't sing on the verse, only on the chorus.

There it is, there it is.

When, man, on the chorus?

Only on the refrain.

When, my git, in this...

She sang us the chorus of two songs.

And that's it...

No chance, you don't have a chance, bro.

Sorry.

Not just a brief consultation, come and join our friend.

I understand everything and respect my own.

That means easy.

There's one problem.

You're also a rapper, right?

I tried.

I also have a regular job...

...a public notary.

You know I don't work there?

Do you understand this cica mica of yours?

I don't know, man, what she's talking about, crazy, who reads me...

We have a problem.

What happened?

Ana is not in the room.

I mean, she's nowhere to be found.

You don't even care.

What Ana is looking for, it will take more time.

Boss.

Milan, please, let me handle this situation.

I think you need to call him.

This is a difficult life, please, for the sake of our brother.

Let me handle it!

I'll take care of it!

Just a little bit.

Okay, okay, I'm coming.

Let's move on, come on.

Go ahead of me.

Ah, I see, you found out everything?

Why wasn't I informed, what's going on?

Boss, I believe we misunderstood, don't worry, it's being resolved.

I'm glad that everyone is honestly resolving these family matters.

Yeah, family is great, you know...

It's excellent, urgent.

It's okay, Mari, come on, let it go.

Go see Ana or see if there's any chance of reconciliation.

Boss, there's another problem here.

We can't even find it.

You're not afraid of me.

Congratulations, but you messed everything up.

Us?

Now we messed up.

Did I get married in Los Angeles?

Las Vegas.

He went there to be a best man.

He had a few drinks, got married.

Sir, please, don't talk nonsense.

Well, we apologize, we misunderstood.

Why apologize, what the hell?

Why are you apologizing?

Look at the fake minister you screwed over.

That Kunčić in Sterčić got tangled up.

You didn't know a damn thing.

We knew about the Slovenes and Serbs, no need to have.

We just don't know.

You showed what you showed, here's your reward...

Can we calm down a bit?

No one has died.

We'll find her.

Gagaj is.

Hold on to that.

Control the Germans.

Magpie.

We need those.

Zala!

Here it is, come on again.

You got it, brother, just singing it like that.

Miss, Jelena, sir, this heavy life meant that you accepted the lovely proposal, Miss Dragan from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Well, I think we're good.

Usually.

Just so you know, Gago and Bubi Mire, I did this only for my dear brother.

So...

Come on, Sabine, listen.

Young one, for the brother!

Yes, bro!

Come on, play for the brother.

We're the best.

If this doesn't turn around...

I'm going into opposition too.

I'll go to Bosnia.

Just as long as the kids are okay.

Just as long as you're okay.

Maybe we'll find them?

Please.

I am.

And he's here.

Here we come.

We're arriving.

So what happened?

They found them!

Good day.

Yes, good.

Oh, my goodness.

But we are not in everyone...

This is Because, Vladi Ko.

God helps.

Learn, shit, deceive, you sold your son for a handful of ducats.

It's not true, it's not.

Do you really think I will allow you this disgrace?

Don't worry, in front of the dignitaries I will explain everything to you.

You know the prime minister will find out about this.

There's no need, we will settle this...

Miljako!

We will settle everything, but like this?

We will settle it!

We won't say anything, I know myself.

We have nothing to negotiate with them...

I don't have, I don't have.

We will settle it, in our own way.

So all this is ours.

And it will be, son, it will be.

But it can still save the soul.

The wedding must be in our church and according to our customs.

Let's go, Lučić.

No, wait, it hurts...

Let's go...

Do you know, please, when I say, I don't see children, it's not...

Only me, he says, they are to us...

Don't bother me, why are you late, you can...

Come on, let's chat, mother's...

They're lighting up.

Here he comes, mine.

Well, he's coming now.

I'll do it now.

Don't worry about anything.

For everything to be.

They're lighting up.

I'm not, Janis, there's no going...

Maria, Maria...

Friend, we have nothing to negotiate with them.

The ritual starts in 20 minutes.

Twenty minutes.

In two ten minutes.

Does anyone even know where the newlyweds are?

If they had asked you, you wouldn't...

Here I am.

Gago, what happened?

Where are the kids?

They went in.

What happened?

The kids are inside.

I only loved, don't do this.

Wait.

Here he is!

Son!

This is grandma's first!

The most precious one!

Bab's first!

Ljubeć, come on, be nice.

What happened, kids?

Jovoj, do you want to?

Ok, so here's the deal.

I was feeling really down and I just wanted to get away from Neboša and honestly from all of you.

I saw Barba with a cute little boat and asked him to take me somewhere, anywhere.

But he wasn't sure if he should be driving a pregnant woman.

And Neboša was looking for me at the same time, met some Czechs and asked if they had seen me.

Dude, we really don't understand anything, we are Czech tourists.

Meanwhile, we started heading to the island, and there were these super nice Japanese tourists who met Nebojša.

No way, man, we saw her crossing with a boat.

She's pregnant, like a fridge.

So Neboša rented a pedal boat and quickly pedaled over.

I mean fast, he pedaled.

When he arrived, he got scared because he didn't see me at first.

And then he went into the sea to find me.

However, that wasn't the best idea.

Guys, you really should have taught him how to swim by now.

That's when I realized he would do anything for me.

And that he loves me.

And I found him so silly.

You even scared her when you were leaving.

Aaa!

I stepped on a hedgehog!

And so we stayed on the beach in the evening, actually, all night.

Maybe a wedding isn't the worst thing in the world when you decide to stay together forever.

And in the morning, Milanče, sorry, a tough life, said, hey, why don't we get married on the boat?

It's close by.

Kužić, the gangster says, really, I'm a notary, I can arrange all the paperwork for you.

And so, we did it.

We made rings out of seaweed, Barbana married you on the boat, and the young gangster notarized everything.

And it was so sweet, terribly, terribly romantic...

And that's it, in short...

That's how we got married.

Oh, they're so mean.

Okay, but where are your witnesses?

So, when we returned and were heading to the boat, we met Budimir and Gaga and Gaga says to me...

Hey, hi, where did you guys disappear to?

I think they were looking for us all night.

I'm enjoying.

And so the two of us had godparents.

Honestly, people, it was wonderful.

There, we've done our part, and I think we can celebrate now, right?

Hey, the prime minister insists on having an Orthodox wedding.

Mine, no, that's not happening, no!

You will not speak about our country in this way.

Where and how the holy sacrament of marriage is performed.

Wait, is all this really important?

These are really important apartments and shops for me.

Čali, please, don't solve things over my children.

What?

What have we done?

Nothing, nothing!

What was it, my love?

It was nothing!

It's nothing!

Buhle!

What?

Noise!

I'm calling a car!

Closest hospital!

I know, follow me!

Just follow me!

Where should he go, where should he go?

Domogalka!

Which way?

This will show us the way!

You did well!

I didn't!

Hold on, darling!

I'm holding on, mom, not you!

Seriously, what is happening to us?

And what losers, these lips are perfectly done.

What do I have now?

Ana!

Luka!

What?

Don't care!

Let's go to the hospital by boat, come on, hurry!

Let's go, boat!

It's okay.

Come on, breathe now.

Does anyone have a tissue?

Give it, give it.

Yes, so what now?

Let me go ahead.

This!

You and Vanda won't watch me.

Good, they are good.

Alright!

I can't do that.

No way, not now.

Give me some water.

Come on, come on.

Okay.

Now they're hanging me.

Cuckoo!

Breathe, breathe.

Ljuban, it's coming.

Let me go.

Courage, courage!

Give me the scissors, I can do it!

Do I have the acid?

I'm not working!

Just breathe!

Dad, it looks like she's going to give birth!

Come on, Ljuban!

Come on already!

Come on, come on sweetheart!

It's out, she's out!

Ljubic, it's a girl for sure!

Wine touches my lips, the sweetest wine.

At night I drink like folk songs.

The wind smells of longing, who now gives you the sky.

You know, don't you.

Don't look at me.

Look at grandma, look.

They're asking for famine.

Oh, what a day.

Eat a little.

The baby is sweet.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Little Slobodan.

What about Slobodan?

Slobodan Dimitrijević, after my father.

What?

He's mute.

You got the last name, no chance for the first name.

And what about you?

My name is Miljenko.

Better a hard life than an easy one.

This is a good suggestion, huh.

Domagoj.

Take care, Domago.

I weigh what's neutral.

I'm alive.

You can't.

Zdeslav.

What's that?

I don't know, but better than being alive.

Strahinja.

Is that a male or female name?

Franjo.

Now you're really screwing with me, now you're always.

She's cold but fiery, I have no more time.

When I drive, stay away from me, we're running a red light, because worms are not worth it My flag, time has come, take me to the sea, I'll be a little turned around All tough in life,

and it's not appreciated to return at night Maybe she likes that You move like a snake She doesn't like that I bought a new dress and a castle, I bought it myself You're a lost boy,

I remember you and dream about you I'm already forgetting, the last time was embarrassing Everyone told me I'm happier alone You move like a snake,

that doesn't suit her