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become informed,
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become intelligent,
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uh learn about things.
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Every time you learn about something,
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it's a new subject and
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you get a greater vocabulary.
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by learning learning about things. When
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I was in high school, I was a okay
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student, you know. See,
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when I went to co college, I upped it
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because I got suddenly interested. But I
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went to this uh high school uh you know,
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guidance counselor and he it was the
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first person who ever said to me, he
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said,
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"You have interest in performing." And I
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went, "Oh, you mean you're actually
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taking it seriously?" You know, he said,
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"You should learn about history." He
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said, "Because" and I went, "Yeah, that
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that makes sense, you know, to learn the
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facts about the past and I'd have more
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subject matter."
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And um so the more you learn about
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things uh the greater intellectual
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vocabulary and hence comedic vocabulary
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I think you're going to have in today's
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world
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uh because you never know what's going
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to inspire you.
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I had a friend and I I I learned so much
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from this. It's Charles Groden
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and you know I've always been like you
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go to a cocktail party and or on a movie
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set and two people get into a fight and
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I would always be the one like how do we
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stop this? How do we stop this? And
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Charles Groden says, "Oh, when two
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people get in a fight, I just sit back
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and watch." I thought, "What a what a
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great idea." you know, instead of trying
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to fix it, watch it because that's real
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human interaction. Why abort it? Don't
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abort your ideas when you're on to
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something or if there's trouble, let it
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happen. See what happens. You'd be
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surprised if you witness an argument
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and now you know the shape of an
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argument in your head. Sometimes it's
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going to come back out when you're doing
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your twoerson bit on stage where you're
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playing two characters. You've seen the
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shape of that argument and the
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volatility of it or the subtlety of it
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and you're just constantly gathering
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information whether you like it or not.
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You have to think what's it good for?
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What circumstance is it good for? Is it
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good for standup or is it good for
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saying at a party or at a dinner table?
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Uh, and it also works backwards. If you
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say something funny at a dinner table,
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as a working comedian, you have to go h
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usable.
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Uh Norah Efron uh had a a saying that
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was uh told to her by her mother who was
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a journalist and Nor Efron was a more
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than a journalist but also a journalist
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and her mother said everything is copy
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which means everything you see, hear,
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experience is usable. Remember, you are
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a thought machine. You have a thousand
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a million thoughts a day.
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Ju just learn to observe them a little
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bit and say, "Oh, is that an idea I
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could I could use?"
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A million things happen to you every
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day.
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And that every one of those things that
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that could is a possibility is extremely
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valuable to lose something because you
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didn't make a note or didn't write it
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down. Uh it's tragedy for a performer.
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I have a friend in Texas, my friend
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Tony,
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and um he hired me when I was very
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young. He had seen me on HBO. wasn't
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really established. He hired me to go
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down and do a private show for his
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friends, which if you're a comedian,
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that's kind of the worst gig you can get
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is a a private show with, you know,
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15 people in the audience and you're
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you're not really on a stage. You're in
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a a you know, some kind of convention
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room or a hotel room.
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And so I did the show and it it went
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fine. and he asked me to he says you can
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stay at my place. So I stayed at his
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place and he was down and he was he was
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a a millionaire. He was a oil
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millionaire and he was standing cleaning
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a glass with a with a cloth. He's
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cleaning the glass and he looks at me
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and he says, "Steve,
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this is a side of the oil business a lot
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of people never see."
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And uh it was so funny to me. And and
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another time he actually uh said
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something that I used in a movie. He um
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he said uh he went to an amusement park
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and there was one of those big signs. I
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think it was Six Flags over Texas. One
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of those big signs that's a map and it
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says you are here. Had a little arrow
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and he said, "Steve, I was at the
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amusement park and there was a sign and
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it said you are here." And I thought,
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"How does it know?"
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And I actually use that in with his
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permission. Uh but there's so many funny
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people who aren't professionals that you
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pick up things from little attitudes. Uh
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you can really gather uh comedic style
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by just being aware of the people around
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you. Listen, absorb from the people you
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love and uh in a sense regurgitate it in
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a new way.
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Another way to approach your comedy when
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you're first starting out or even when
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you're a little bit along
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is to think what does society need right
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now? What's the vacuum?
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What needs to be discussed that's not
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being discussed? When I was performing
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in the late 60s and early 70s, the the
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climate
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was
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very political. There was the Vietnam
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War and if I played a college, all I had
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to do was mention Richard Nixon and the
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place up uproar, you know, with funny
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and
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um and I had really long hair and I had
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a you know, turquoise jewelry and a you
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know, kind of a 60s hippie look.
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And
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one day I thought
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I think the nation is getting tired of
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this.
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That the nation needs
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just some release, some laughter that's
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not political,
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that's
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just kind of fun to see.
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And that was probably the most important
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moment of my professional life, that
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understanding. And I cut my hair and I
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shaved my beard and I put on a suit. And
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suddenly
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by doing nothing to the act, rather than
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being at the tail end of an old
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movement,
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I was at the front end of a new
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movement.
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And so one thing I think young
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performers, young comedians can do is
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say, "What is the state of the nation?
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What could I do that would be unique and
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unusual? It doesn't even have to be that
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unique. Just a slightly different
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statement. Maybe you're finding a hole
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in the the
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climate of the nation that is not being
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met. We don't meet a hole, but say you
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need be finding a need uh that the
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nation might want or even just your
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community.
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The truth is a great way to look for
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material and just saying what is on the
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audience's mind. I I became very close
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with Carl Reiner in the 80s, a great
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director, great comedy mind and he would
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host events like the director's guild
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would have an event and he would host
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and I'd say, "Uh,
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what do you what are you going to do out
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there?" And he said, "I don't know." I
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said, "What do you mean?" He said, "I
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never think about it. I said, "How could
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you go out there never think about it?"
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He says, "Oh, I just say the truth."
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I went, "Oh." And he would go out and
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say, "Uh, yeah, I I I this is not what
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he said, but it's like, let's hope it
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doesn't go on too long. I You're all
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going to be worried if you're going to
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lose." You know, just just said what was
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on everybody's mind. If you're going
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into a club, there must be something
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that's truthful about that club. this
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place is sleazy, you know, and I'm I'm I
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fit right in. I'm sleazy, too. You know,
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there's so many ways to go. Uh, you
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could invert that. You could say, "I'm
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going to lie about this place." Which
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would be irony. Oh, isn't this place
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glory? Isn't this the most beautiful,
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most beautiful club I've ever worked?
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I'm so so honored to be here. Uh, back I
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was talking to the rats in the dressing
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room. This is terrible material, but
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just say, you know, the way to go with
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things. I was introducing someone who
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was going to win an award, and I said, I
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know what you're thinking. You're
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thinking, will so- and so's speech be
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the warm and comfortable 5 minutes or
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will it be the dreaded and awful 45
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minutes? And it's exactly what people
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are thinking.
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Boy, those are good seats up there.
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The show has started.
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I can see him selling those seats. Oh,
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yeah. They're real good. Yeah.
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Our ticket would have tickets 975 during
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the week.
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That's not bad really to see a big show
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like this. Um,
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well with all the uh props and
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everything.16743
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