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Is that him?

You won’t get anything from me!

I just wanted to ask something.

What?

When are we going on our honeymoon?

Hey!

Then you think of it yourself.

You’re the one who wants this, right?

Wait, Zeke!

I got it!

I know where we’re going!

To the amusement park!

Hey!

Cuz?

What the fuck?

Mr. Roswell.

Let's talk.

This is the first time Nico ever liked a girl,

but it’s someone he can’t have.

Surprise!

Oh, see?

Number one and two are already checked.

He started drinking after we left

your husband’s company.

You’re being annoying, we’re drinking here.

Oh, what?

Why is it so hot...

Moo!

Moo, I’ll just go to the restroom.

Okay.

Don’t touch that, okay?

Fuck!

Good thing you finally thought of calling.

Do you know what fucking time it is?

Where are you, huh?

- I’ve been— - This is Nico.

Moo is here at the bar.

You got a call.

Huh?

Who?

Your husband.

Huh?

Let’s go.

Let’s leave before...

your husband gets here.

He might get the wrong idea.

Okay.

Wait, wait.

You’re still tipsy. Wait.

Come here.

Okay, thank you.

Aemie.

Zeke, what are you doing here?

Let's go.

Are they a couple?

Kaizer!

- Huh? - Come here.

- Don't drag me into this. - I have someone to introduce to you.

Who is this?

This is Nico Jeisz Young, my best friend.

This is Kaizer.

Man.

You look good together.

Hey, there’s a spark.

Why don't they seem into it?

They look good together, right?

What a waste. I rarely play matchmaker.

What are you even talking about?

Lamperouge...

you go ahead.

Yes, Mr. Roswell.

And you, woman.

Let's go.

Oh, I’ll give you Kaizer’s number later.

Sir.

Your bill for the spaghetti.

She left you, huh?

That hurts?

What the?

Why did you lie to me?

You said you were with Venice.

Zeke, sorry.

It was so hard to reach your goddamn phone.

Only to find out you’re with your best friend!

Damn it, Aemie!

Damn it, damn it!

Don’t hang out with Young again.

Hey, woman.

Do you understand me?

- Zeke... - Answer me!

Are you jealous of me and Moo?

He’s blushing. He can’t even look straight at me.

He is jealous.

He really likes Moo that much?

What the fuck?

Mr. Roswell.

Let's talk.

What the hell do you want?

I just want to clarify something.

Do you love Moo?

Didn’t you hear me?

I did.

I just don’t want to answer your stupid question.

Why?

Ask yourself.

Moron.

If you won't answer my question, then I have one last thing to say.

Break up with Aemie...

No!

Never gonna happen.

She loves me.

And I love her.

If you're planning to take her away from me,

I wouldn't think twice to give you your scrumptious death.

Where are Baby Eisz and Baby Amiel?

Ah, Mr. Roswell...

Ahhh, Since I got here first...

I already put your dog and cat in their room.

Tomorrow,

three house helpers will arrive here

to assist you.

It seems like Mr. Roswell also doesn’t want...

Okay.

- Yes! - What now?

- Why are you shouting? - Yes!

Zeke, you finished all the sweets!

I knew it!

There!

Pretending like you didn’t want it!

Talking about diabetes and all that, but you still ate it anyway.

Yieee!

I knew you'd like it.

- You just don’t want to admit it. - Stop it.

But you know, it’s okay.

Because all of that is really for you.

And also,

for me to be a perfect wife, I need to be sweet.

Next time, I’ll add even more sweets so...

I didn’t eat those.

Lamperouge did.

Yeah, I ate all of it. Oh my god, it’s...

It’s so good. Next time, make some more, okay?

Oh my god.

Just because my sweet gestures last night didn’t work,

doesn’t mean I’ll stop right away.

No, no, no, no.

I just need to pick one of these that I can call Zeke.

So he can feel how sweet his perfect wife is.

Oh no!

Wait, wait, wait.

Which one? Uhmm.

I got it, I got it!

Hello, Tutti!

Who the fuck is Tutti?

Are you talking to some random douche?

No, Zeke! You’re Tutti and I’m Frutti!

Cute, right?

Never call me that ever again.

Okay...

Dodong!

Can you stop calling me stupid names?

And come here immediately.

I need to tell you something.

You don’t like Dodong either?

And also,

just tell me over the phone, Dong.

What is it?

Fuck, Aemie. I'm serious.

Come here before lunch.

Is this you, Dong?

Wait.

Dong, is this you, Dong?

Good morning, ma’am!

We’re the househelpers Mr. Lamperouge hired for you.

Wow! Really?!

I’ll now have people with me here in the house?

That’s amazing!

Oh, wait.

Ahhh.

Now I get why they’re called househelpers,

because they're with you in the house.

That’s amazing!

That’s amazing!

Househelpers!

Do you need anything, ma’am?

I need to become a perfect wife.

Perfect wife? What?

I don't know.

Maybe something that we could actually do for you, ma’am.

Have you eaten? Let’s eat.

Oh no, ma’am. No need.

Mr. Roswell might scold us.

Why would he get mad, Miss? We’ll just eat.

You're weird.

Sorry, ma’am.

Is that so? Alright.

Just tell me where Zeke is

because he called me earlier and said

I need to go to him because he has something to say.

I don’t know where he is.

He already left and reported in.

Oh.

So Zeke already left?

He didn’t even take me with him?

Typical Zeke.

What’s up with you?

What?

I don't know, like,

It just looks like something is bothering you.

Nothing. It’s just...

I just...

I got this text from my dad,

about uhmm...

Aemie!

Do you still have class today?

None.

But I’m looking for Dodong.

- Dodong? - Dodong?

Dodong?

Yeah, my husband.

Zeke?

My pet name for him is cute, right?

Why are you laughing?

- Is it bad? - Nothing, nothing, Aemie girl.

Hi, Dong!

Where the hell are you?

I’m at school.

Because earlier I asked the househelpers where you were.

They said you had a report.

So I went to school.

What?

I don't...

I don't go to school.

I'm at the office.

Come here now.

Okay.

Aye, aye, Dodong!

Stop calling me that.

I told you I want a...

term of endearment!

Dodong isn’t here. I’m leaving, guys.

Bye, Aemie girl.

- Bye. - Bye, Aemie girl.

- Bye, Aemie girl. - Bye-bye, take care!

- Hey, Kevin! - Hey!

Can I borrow your notes?

Uh, for what?

- History, history. - Okay, okay.

- Here. - Take my email.

What’s your email?

Aemiedollie143@boogle.com.

Pangga!

The hell are you shouting that word for?

Pangga.

Wow, you’re so loud.

Come on, Zeke!

We should have endearments.

Even people who aren’t married have endearments.

Fine.

But I'll be the one to choose.

Don’t you like pangga?

Okay then, what do you want? Uhmm...

Dear?

Darling?

My happiness?

Loveydoves?

Babycakes?

Oh, I got it!

Love?

Do you like love?

Love, love.

Love is cute. Do you like that?

It's too primitive.

Uhmm...

What about...

Honey pie?

Choco pie?

Pizza pie?

Pamay-pie!

Are you messing with me?

I’m not joking with you, woman.

Come on, Zeke. We need a pet name.

I'm not your pet. I have a name.

Call me that or call me your husband.

"Your husband"?

Shouldn’t it be “my”? My husband?

Fuck!

I got it!

Hubby.

Oh, no.

Dodong is still better.

Stop it!

Enough with the endearments.

I have something important to tell you.

What is it?

I'll be flying...

Oh my god!

I knew it!

You and Moo are eloping, am I right?!

You’ve been planning this for a long time, haven’t you?

Traitors!

After you married me,

you're just going to replace me with my gay best friend?!

Idiot!

Ouch!

Look at this.

You even have the nerve to flick me!

You’re the traitor!

Ow, that’s the second one!

Let me finish first.

Oh, okay. Fine.

I'll be leaving for a business trip.

I'm flying to Hawaii.

I'm flying on Saturday.

And it will take a few weeks before I get back.

Saturday?

But that’s our honeymoon day.

I'm flying after that.

While I'm gone,

I'm leaving the whole company in your hands.

In my hands?

Zeke, my...

hands are probably too small to hold the whole company.

This building is way too big...

Idiot! You'll be the acting CEO.

Acting C-E-O!

I am Mr. Ezekiel Roswell.

And I am the boss!

And you?

You, you, you, you.

All of you inferior beings!

Bow down to me!

Except for my beautiful wife.

My acting there was lit!

You'll be in charge of everything.

You'll have to attend all the meetings in my place, as my wife.

Oh no?

Zeke?

That sounds really hard.

I can pretend to be a boss.

But...

actually doing your work...

I don’t think I can do that.

I have time to teach you the ropes.

Ropes?

Why do we need ropes?

We'll do jump ropes?

I was really good at that in elementary.

The lesson starts now.

In every conference meeting,

you have to be careful of people who try to sweet-talk you.

Sweet-talk?

There’s such a thing?

That won’t do.

Only you should be sweet-talking me because you’re my husband.

No, not that.

Not that kind of sweet-talk.

I mean when they flatter you

so you’ll approve their proposals,

especially if they find out that you're my wife.

They will do everything to get your approval, even if it means lying to you.

Are you listening?

Of course.

Do you understand?

That's the thing.

Grab that document.

Read it.

Hey!

If Roswell Corp. Gives them funds,

we’ll earn...

one billion in three years?!

Zeke!

Then sign it already!

We’re gonna make a lot of money here. Come on, go!

Nope.

That's bullshit.

Whenever you read business proposals,

you have to check every detail.

Check out the timeline and the projected revenue.

One billion in three years?

That's impossible.

They deliberately inflated it to look enticing to the financiers.

Zeke.

Zeke, I don’t think I can do this.

Why don’t you just make Kaizer the acting CEO?

Or one of your board members?

Because I want my perfect wife...

to do it.

Unless,

you don't want to be my perfect wife anymore.

No!

No!

I was just joking earlier.

Of course I can do this, game!

I’ll prove it to you,

I’m the best acting CEO of Roswell Corp!

Good.

Because starting tomorrow, you're going to be facing the board members

for conference meetings.

What?!

That soon? I thought there would be training first?

That is the training.

I'm going to be assisting you in every meeting

while I’m still here before I leave for Hawaii.

Understood?

Aye, aye, hubby!

Am I going crazy?

Or did I just see him smile?

Everything you need to know about the company is here.

Our history, subsidiaries, and other notable employees.

You have to learn all those by tomorrow.

Can you handle it?

Of course I can.

That word is fancy!

Dossier, huh?

Zeke really has a lot of businesses.

Over?

History.

The company was in trouble because of Kristoff Roswell's

untimely passing due to an accident.

Ezekiel Roswell stepped in and saved the company

from the brink of bankruptcy.

Oh! This is fun!

Wow, this is like an online novel.

And wow!

My husband is like a superhero here.

Super Dodong!

Oh.

Serious.

Is that how it works?

Is it required that if you're a board member,

you have to look serious in pictures?

No wonder when I presented to them, they all looked serious.

But no.

That won’t happen again.

Not anymore.

Because when I go back there tomorrow,

they will be facing,

the new me!

I reviewed our quarterly metrics last night.

And right now,

evidently,

frankly,

Jet Li,

the numbers do not align with our strategic trajectory.

We need

stronger synergy across all departments!

Yes, Mrs. Roswell.

And you!

You didn't say yes to me!

That's a form of non-compliance.

I'm sorry, Aemie.

What did you just call me?

My name...

is Aemie...

"Goddess" Roswell!

Say it, say it.

Yes.

Mrs. Aemie "Goddess" Roswell.

- I'm sorry, Mrs. Aemie "Goddess"... - Oh!

My god! Shut up, you bitch!

Did you just look me in the eye?

Oh my god!

You, you, you, all of you.

Do you think you’re the only ones who can be serious here?

No!

Because I am the acting CEO!

And I am the best actress!

FAMAS, Urian, Palanca, name it all!

Because I have it all!

And I am a certified EGOT.

And you?

All of you are just idiots!

Ma’am Aemie, ma’am, please wake up.

It’s already 7 o’clock.

Ma’am, Mr. Roswell has been calling for a while looking for you, you’re already late!

Oh my god!

I'm dead!

My phone!

Miss!

Here it is, ma’am.

Good morning, Mrs. Roswell.

Good morning to you as well.

Good morning, Mrs. Roswell.

Morning.

Good morning, Mrs. Roswell.

Good morning.

Oh, no.

Hi.

Hello.

You're one hour and 32 minutes late.

I know.

And now you're talking back?

Would you prefer that I don't talk to you if you talk to me?

You, Zeke!

Why didn’t you wake me up? We’re in the same house!

Damn it, Aemie.

It’s your responsibility to wake up early because you’re the boss.

Sorry.

Because, you know, I slept at 2 a.m.

I finished reading everything!

I won’t do it again, I won’t read it again.

That is not an excuse.

As acting CEO, you have to work around the clock.

Around the clock?

Miss, let me borrow it for a bit, okay?

Where’s the table here?

There’s no table here, how am I supposed to work?

Idiot!

Ow, that hurt.

What I meant was, you don’t have fixed work hours.

This is not a 9-to-5 job.

You’re always going to be working, even in your sleep.

Don’t be like that.

Don't try me.

You have no idea what I dreamed about last night.

Apparently, I was the one leading the meeting in the conference room.

Slay!

Good.

Because as CEO,

you’re also going to be chairwoman of the board.

And your first meeting is at 10 a.m.

10 a.m.?

Aye, aye, hubby!

Stop with the aye-aye already.

Damn it, Aemie!

Can you act like a real CEO?

You’re giving me a headache.

Act like a real CEO, huh.

Okay, okay.

Read that.

What is this all about, Mr. Roswell?

What the?

Can you just read the fucking documents?

Oh.

And now you're talking back, Ezekiel.

Have you eaten?

Hey, woman!

I’m talking to you.

Did you come here without eating?

You may now leave.

What?

Why are you acting like that?

You’re so confusing.

You said earlier to act like a real CEO.

I’m just copying you.

Idiot!

Do that at the meeting later, not to me!

You talk too much.

There you go again, getting mad right away.

I’m just joking, Dong.

You want some?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, wait!

Zeke!

Members of the Board, Mr. and Mrs. Roswell have arrived.

Mr. Roswell's wife?

- Good morning, Mr. Roswell. - Good morning, Mr. Roswell.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

You're Mrs. Roswell?

Aren’t you the representative from Stonehurst?

What happ...

Hey!

You're Ms...

Analyn Jane Sigua, right?

Yes.

I appreciate you remembering my name.

But me and my husband

are not here to indulge in your reminiscence.

We are here

to talk about more significant matters with the rest of the board.

So if you're not interested in doing so,

get out or leave.

Dodong approves of my acting!

Okay, let's proceed with the meeting.

We're allocating 30% of the operational budget

to infrastructure and facility upgrades.

25% goes to R&D.

Mainly for our new projects, marketing will receive 15%.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah. Blah, blah, blah.

Aemie.

Aemie.

Aemie!

Oh no.

Is it over?

Where did everyone go?

Yeah, it’s over.

Well, it’s a good thing no one noticed you zoning out

for the entire duration of the meeting.

Well, it’s just that,

it was so boring,

what was her name earlier? Miss...

Disgusting?

It’s Miss Sigua.

Sigua.

Meetings aren’t supposed to be fun.

They’re supposed to be serious.

If I become CEO, all meetings should be fun.

If you're going to be CEO,

number one,

you cannot be late.

Ever.

Number two, you’re going to have to learn how to listen.

We still have a lot of meetings this week,

so you better prepare yourself.

What do you think Mr. Roswell saw in her?

I don’t know either.

She’s not rich, not even that smart.

She thinks like a child,

and she’s pretty stupid too.

True, I was even prettier than her when I was younger.

Hey, keep it down.

Someone might hear us.

We might get fired.

The way you all talk about my mom,

who do you think you are?

What if I scratch your thick faces

until your skin peels off?

Come on, let’s tag team them.

I’ll bite them so they can’t run,

then you scratch them.

I don’t need help from a hairy creature

who gets eaten by ticks!

What a cocky stray cat!

Want me to bite you?

Stinky!

Ugly!

Baby Amiel.

She greeted me first.

I’m the favorite.

I wonder who’s in that picture frame inside Sir Roswell’s drawer.

Yeah, right. But,

she looks prettier than Ma’am Aemie.

Yeah.

- Maybe she’s Sir’s mistress? - Hey!

Ladies.

What are you talking about?

Good morning, ma’am!

Oh, ma’am, we weren’t talking about anything.

We're not gossiping about you.

Should we cook breakfast now?

Oh, no need. I’ll do it.

Oh, okay, ma’am.

Did I hear that right?

Zeke has a mistress?

A picture frame!

Picture frame?

Good morning.

Huh?

Obviously, I know it’s morning.

Why do you have to rub it in my face?

He really thinks I'm that stupid.

I said good morning.

Is he a broken record?

I’m really about to sulk at him.

I haven’t even moved on from him and Moo.

And now I find out,

he has a mistress — A picture frame!

Whatever.

What time do your exams end?

Depends on what time I finish answering.

Uh.

Zeke.

When you leave, will I be the one driving your car?

No.

I'll buy you a new one.

Really?

You’ll buy me a new one?

That’s what I’ll drive?

Not really.

I'm gonna get you a personal driver.

Wow!

Really?

Can the car be pink?

And,

if there’s a driver, can the uniform

also be pink?

Please!

Momo, please be my girlfriend.

Please.

- Stop pouting like that. - Momo.

You look like a Betty Boop knockoff.

Come on, Momo.

Didn’t I already answer you?

I said no.

Momo!

Hi, Cuz!

Hi, Louie!

- Hey, Cuz! - Hey, Cuz!

Who are you calling "cuz"?

Oh, what’s the news?

Oh no.

I don’t know, Cuz.

I was busy yesterday, I didn’t get to watch the news.

Do you want me to buy you a newspaper?

What about us, Momo? What’s the news?

Oh, you want news about a man

stuffed in a sack and hung upside down from a cotton fruit tree?

Momo, of course not.

I don’t want that.

Oh, how are your exams?

Are you done?

Of course not.

It’s still next Friday, right?

Oh yeah, that’s what I meant.

Oh, did you know?

- What? - That...

next week, I’m starting as acting CEO.

What?

She said CEO?

Oh my god, it's true!

I’ll be the one handling Roswell Company for now.

Epic!

What’s going to happen to your company?

And Aemie, how long are you planning to do that?

Until hubby gets back.

- He’s on a business trip. - That’s long!

- Hey, Louie! - Oh?

Can you recommend some movies for me?

What kind of movies?

What are you looking for?

Why are you looking for movie recommendations?

Shouldn’t you be studying for your exams?

You’re so slow, Cuz!

Isn’t that how it works?

You have to keep watching lots of movies to sharpen your acting skills.

I’m an acting CEO, after all.

Huh?

What?

Seriously, look at our cousin.

You don’t get it.

Whatever, Cuz.

What movies should I watch?

Ughh.

Hey, recommend me some movies, okay?

Yeah, sure, sure. I’ll think of some.

I’ll update you right away.

Ohayo gozaimasu! Goodmorning!

Sugoi desu neee!!! Wow, this is great!

Anata washi! You and Me!

Anata wa kudasai? AS FOR YOU... PLEASE.

Wow, it really feels like I’m in Japan.

Of course,

it’s a Japanese restaurant.

Yamete kudasai. Please stop...

Good afternoon, Mr. Roswell.

- And Ms... - My wife.

Why is it like that?

Whenever he says “wife,”

my face suddenly feels warm.

I'm sorry, madam.

I am pleased to meet you.

By the way,

I am the manager of this place.

Serve us all the best sellers, ASAP.

Yes, Mr. Roswell.

Hey, Zeke.

That’s kind of rude.

He might be the owner of the restaurant.

The way you’re ordering him around, it’s like he’s your servant.

He might call the police and have us arrested.

You really don’t think about what you say and do.

You’re a smart person, after all.

You sure have a lot to say!

You are the owner of this restaurant.

Ahhh.

Huh?

Me?

I own this?

My mom and I

just run a barbecue place.

Did I win the lottery without knowing?

And this restaurant was built so fast.

You talk too much.

Then how did this become mine?

Didn’t you read the history of the corporation?

Umami Temple.

Right!

I read about that restaurant in the dossier!

It’s pronounced “doh-see-yay,” not “dosee-yer.”

“Doh-see-yay?”

Oh, like that?

That’s cute.

It sounds fun.

Doh-see-yay!

Doh-see-yay!

Doh-see-yay.

Doh-see-yay!

Dossier.

Konnichiwa! Hello!

Kuchira magamoto salmon sashimi, Here are your tuna and salmon sashimi,

Yumunikotoroniko No Teriyaki Seto, The beef and chicken teriyaki sets,

Yoshoto Yo Karifornia Maki. And our house special California maki roll.

Gozaimasu! Please enjoy your meal.

Katoke Nihonjarake? I thought this is a Japanese restaurant?

Nande Karifornia ga aru no? Why do you have California?

Jaram!

Jaram!

Jaram!

Hai!

Hai!

What the hell are you doing?

I’m separating the viand from the rice.

Oh no, Zeke!

This is raw!

It’s not cooked.

Yeah, that’s salmon sashimi.

You’ve never had that?

I’m more of a grilled-food-girly We don't know much about this

raw food.

Hey!

Hey, don’t!

Don’t eat that!

What are you doing?

You already saw it’s raw.

Why are you still eating it?

Your stomach might hurt later.

You might get sick.

Fine, suit yourself.

Stop it.

It's safe.

I have something important to ask you.

Oh, what is it?

Do you know what the word "Mafia" means?

Mafia?

No. What is it, bread?

The only things I know are,

Pork Hopia, Mung Bean Hopia,

Gourd Hopia.

Or fish?

Is it tilapia?

Idiot!

I'm serious.

Have you ever heard of that word?

No.

What is mafia?

It's an organized group of people

who run complex operations

that most people don't see or even know about.

Everyone involved in the mafia is expected to follow one rule:

to survive.

That's why they always need to be cunning and ruthless.

So that means mafia people are criminals?

Yeah, if you want to put it that way.

Sure.

But they're like a family that lives by a code.

Do they kill people?

Yeah, if they have to defend themselves.

Then that’s exactly it.

They are criminals.

But they do what they have to do in order to survive.

No matter what!

They still kill people,

which means they don’t have a heart.

They wouldn’t do those things if they were good people.

Why, Zeke?

Are you part of the mafia?

You're leaving the company to Aemie, right?

Yes.

Don't underestimate my wife.

What was that you texted me about

acting as a CEO?

Oh!

That'll start after Zeke's departure tomorrow.

- Do you want me to help? - Can you help me?

Really? You'll help me?!

- Of course. - Don't steal my spotlight, okay?

But I'm warning you.

I have no patience when it comes to...

inadequacy.

Inadequacy?!

Hey!

Should I call the doctor?

Fiona.

How are you?

And the happiest honeymoon in all of history!