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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:14,014 {\an8}SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION 2 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,016 HEX AFTER HEX 3 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:33,617 STARRING LO MENG, LIU LAN-HSI 4 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:38,038 LAY DAN, HON KWOK-CHOI, LAW HO-KAI 5 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,415 SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY CHAN LILY, CHU KE, LAY SIU-KWAN, 6 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,750 LOU DA, CHENG SIU-PING 7 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,086 CAST: YU TOU-YUN, YANG CHIH-CHING, LI PENG-FEI, WANG QING-HE 8 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,171 TO SIU-MING, LIANG SHANG-YUN, SHEN LAO, CHOW KIN-PING, 9 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,215 SAI GWA-PAU, LAM BING-SANG, HO PAK-KWONG, LIN WEI-TU 10 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:52,302 SCREENWRITER: SZETO ON SET: JOHNSON TSAO 11 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,145 CINEMATOGRAPHERI LI HSIN-YEH CAMERA ASSISTANT: YANG KUN-SHAN 12 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,689 LIGHTING DIRECTOR: CHEN FEN LIGHTING EXECUTIVE: LAY TIE-ZHI 13 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:04,815 STAGE PHOTOGRAPHY: KIONG KAI-MEN 14 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,654 PROPS DIRECTOR: YUAN XIANG PROPS LEAD: GUO-SHAO 15 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,155 MAKEUP: LIU JI-CHENG, PAN MIN-HUA HAIR STYLISTI PENG YEN-LIEN 16 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,323 COSTUMES: LIU CHI-YU 17 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,704 EDITING DIRECTOR: MEI XING-LONG EDITING EXECUTIVE: ZHANG ZAO-XI 18 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,455 OPENING DESIGNER: HUANG JIN-BA MUSIC: SU ZHEN-HOU, CHENG JIN-RONG 19 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,623 SOUND RECORDISTI HSU PING-KUANG 20 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,418 STUNT DIRECTOR: HUANG PEI-CHI, CHIANG CHUEN, CHU KE 21 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,462 ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: FANG RUI, DAI JUN-DE 22 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,507 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: YE JIN-HONG, YE BAI-CHUEN 23 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,093 PR: LIAO FENG-PING STAGE MANAGER: FANG-ZHENG 24 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:30,442 Gold! This one is hefty! 25 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:35,989 Buddy, I put that bag here. 26 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,742 You did? 27 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,119 I'm going to give it to you. 28 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,247 - Give it to me? - Yes. 29 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,000 Let's talk in your apartment. 30 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,297 Take a good look. 31 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:56,635 Besides gold and jewelry, what else is in there? 32 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,804 Nothing! 33 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,597 SPIRIT TABLET OF LAY A-CHUI 34 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,557 "Spirit tablet of daughter Lau A-chui." 35 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,685 Why is there a spirit tablet? 36 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,771 This is my daughter. Her name is Lau A-chui. 37 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,607 - Get that doomed thing out of here! - Listen to me. 38 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,360 My daughter was already married to Yi Lui, 39 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,363 your neighbor across from you, 40 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:19,533 but he turned out to be a playboy. 41 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:22,536 He liked the flight attendant next door. 42 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:28,291 My daughter got angry and left him, but she needs a home. 43 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:32,045 Young man, you sure are lucky. 44 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,132 Look at you. You have muscles all over. 45 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:38,260 My daughter loves muscles. 46 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:42,097 This time, she has chosen you. 47 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,516 What? 48 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,059 You want her to marry me? 49 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,811 Yes, that's right. 50 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:51,940 If you become my son-in-law, I'll give you a house. 51 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,568 - We can sort the paper work right now. - Are you kidding? 52 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,820 Marry a ghost? No, thank you! Leave! 53 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,448 I'm not scared of anything but ghosts! 54 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,159 Take this cursed thing back! Get going! 55 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:07,956 Young man, are you so afraid of ghosts that you will refuse gold and a house? 56 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,292 No means no. Leave! 57 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,336 Are you serious? You're such a big fellow. 58 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:17,340 - How can you be scared of ghosts? - So what? Leave, old man! 59 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,846 Sweetie, you have to agree. 60 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:26,099 I've tried my best. 61 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:30,020 You like that he's big and muscular, 62 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,938 but he's afraid of you. 63 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,399 There's nothing I can do. 64 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,818 It's late now. 65 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,654 Go and sleep. Be a good girl. 66 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:48,121 Sweetie, just give up on him. 67 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,331 Do you understand? 68 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:07,140 Where have you gone now? You're so naughty! 69 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,352 One here and one there. 70 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,898 Hey, when the shots are fired, just jump down from here. 71 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,525 It'll be fine. 72 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:21,238 Puffer, what are these things stuck all over me? 73 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,074 Puffer, Will I be OK? 74 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,034 Don't worry! 75 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,787 You will be OK! They're just blood bags! 76 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:29,955 Don't worry! 77 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,499 - We're all set! - OK, we're filming! 78 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:33,667 Quiet on set! 79 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,837 You four, when I count to three, fire your guns up there. 80 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,421 Ready. 81 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,550 Rolling. One, two, three! 82 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,771 - Director, the wire is visible in the shot. - NG. 83 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,315 - NG! - The director said NG! 84 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,359 Hey, Muscle. 85 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,444 - The director said NG. - What's NG? 86 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,155 NG means "no good". It means we're going again. 87 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,157 What? Again? 88 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,952 I'm injured all over for just a couple hundred bucks! 89 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,955 No, thank you! You can do it! 90 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,373 Muscle! 91 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,625 Hey, explosives guy! You overdid it! 92 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,719 - Hi. - Hi. 93 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,345 Have you been waiting long? 94 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:41,651 Suk-yee, which disco should we go to tonight? 95 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,653 - That's so boring. - Look at this lunatic. 96 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,366 Me? You're the lunatic. 97 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,744 Miss. 98 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,581 You got it dirty. You're stinky and vulgar. 99 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,458 Mind yourself. 100 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,210 - Here you go. - Thank you. 101 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,421 Hey, what did you say? Repeat it. 102 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,715 - Let's go. - Repeat it. 103 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,433 Old houses are full of rats. 104 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,397 You guys are going to die this time. 105 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,363 Eat! Eat up! 106 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,078 Goddammit. 107 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,966 Suk-yee, why are you sitting in the back? 108 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,818 Suk-yee, I clearly saw you get in the back. 109 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:08,154 I didn't. My stockings tore as soon as I came out. 110 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,948 - No way. - It's infuriating. 111 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,954 That was strange earlier. 112 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,172 Hi, Muscle. 113 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,133 - I'm Yeung Suk-yee from next door. - Are you looking for me? 114 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,011 Yes. Who else would I be looking for? 115 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,848 Give me a second. 116 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,992 Ms. Yeung, aren't my muscles cool? 117 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,578 Don't call me Ms. Yeung. We're friends. 118 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:39,913 Call me Rosy. 119 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,707 Rosy? That's a nice name. 120 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,460 - What's wrong? You poor thing. - Be gentle. 121 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,462 Who beat you up? 122 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,756 It's tough being an extra for Shaw Brothers. 123 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,383 - I see. - Where's your boyfriend? 124 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,552 It was just a fling. That's over. 125 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,306 You're going too far. 126 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,642 I want to keep going south. 127 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,477 You had better head north. 128 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,396 If you don't like it, I'll leave. 129 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,234 Rosy! 130 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,735 Rosy? 131 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,363 Rosy! 132 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,949 Rosy! 133 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,076 Rosy! 134 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,410 Muscle. 135 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,413 I'm in the bedroom. Come in. 136 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,291 Why are you standing there like an idiot? 137 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,795 I scared myself, thinking I missed out. 138 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,048 Come. 139 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,009 You tricked me. 140 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,012 I'm over here. 141 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,034 Who's making all that noise? 142 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,162 How annoying. 143 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,873 It's so noisy so early in the morning. Who is it? 144 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,710 The Housing Department wants to demolish the building! 145 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,212 My goodness! You're showing everything! That's gross! 146 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,302 Everyone, listen up. 147 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:21,639 On behalf of your boss, the government, I'm here to notify you. 148 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:25,685 In accordance with Article 222 of the Housing Ordinance, 149 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:31,107 the government has decided to reclaim this building 150 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,651 and repurpose this land as a park. 151 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,738 Sir, we've been living here comfortably. 152 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,574 You can't tell us to move all of a sudden, right? 153 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:44,078 That's right! If you force us, I'll report you to the Chinese government! 154 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,496 You have the right to do so. 155 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,917 But before the clock strikes midnight 156 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,837 on June 30th, 1997, 157 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,883 this still belongs to our boss. 158 00:11:57,008 --> 00:12:03,139 So all of you have to move! 159 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:08,061 If you're not happy about it, you can file a complaint at our office. 160 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,146 Alright, then. Excuse me. 161 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,900 Where are we going to move to? Where will we go? 162 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:18,571 How can they take back our building and turn it into a park? 163 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:24,744 Muscle, you have to help us or we'll have to sleep on the streets. 164 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,912 Help us out. 165 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,914 Let's petition the governor tomorrow. 166 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,374 ' Yes! ~ 0K! 167 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,584 Brothers, unity is strength! 168 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:36,673 - Yes! - We'll protest! 169 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,468 Unity is strength! 170 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,929 - Strength! - Strength! 171 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,931 - We shall protest! - Protest! 172 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,474 - United to the end! - To the end! 173 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,976 Strength! 174 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,813 Sir, we have a petition letter for the governor. 175 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,857 You're submitting a petition? Line up in the back. 176 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,027 - Line up! - Dude, get in line! 177 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,822 - Don't cut the line, man! - Don't cut the line! 178 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,073 Get in line! 179 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,660 Salute! 180 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,539 Sir, I'm a representative of Ma Chai Hang's squatter settlement. 181 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,582 He will take care of it. 182 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,501 Sir, my wife ran off. 183 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,753 - OK, he will take care of it. - Thank you. 184 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,506 Our building is being demolished. 185 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,758 OK, he will take care of it. 186 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,639 - Stand closer together. - Smile! 187 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,310 Rosy! 188 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,688 - Did you submit the petition? - Yes. 189 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,149 How did it go? 190 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:40,945 The governor will take care of it. I can eat without worry! 191 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,451 He doesn't even know he was fooled. 192 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:58,713 This is the 6:30pm news. 193 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,675 Today, a group of Chuk Yuen residents submitted a petition... 194 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,843 Been 195 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,596 - ... protesting the reclamation... - Look, that's our petition. 196 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,228 Silly. Take a good look. 197 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,106 ...had already approved the land to be used as a park. 198 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,233 Why did you mt me? 199 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,153 That means I love you. 200 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,950 They even get to film inside. 201 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,118 Rosy. 202 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,830 Look, the Westerner is holding the letter that I submitted! 203 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,792 No wonder so many people watch TVB News! 204 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,087 They report authentic news! Amazing! 205 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,089 Burn it all. 206 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,842 What? They burned our petition. 207 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,387 They disregard public opinion! 208 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,722 We'll lose our homes. 209 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,224 Rosy, what should we do? 210 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,060 Why are you asking me? How should I know? 211 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,229 They take us for fools! 212 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,859 Alright, I'll help on this just once for your sake. 213 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,296 Watch out! Danger! Move! 214 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,342 Are you trying to kill me? 215 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,387 I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry. I'm sorry! 216 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,098 - Muscle, come and help! - Coming! 217 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,398 Alright... 218 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,193 Make way! 219 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,989 - Watch out! - Are you crazy? 220 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,199 Do you want to kill someone? 221 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:54,996 You should just "take a load off". 222 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,457 Come on! You nearly killed him! 223 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,041 - I'm sorry. - Move it! 224 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,090 Excuse me. 225 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:10,595 Rosy, I left something very important. Watch our things. 226 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,180 Over there. Come on. 227 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,765 Hurry up! Move faster! 228 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,608 Gather around! 229 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,735 Excuse me! 230 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,530 Listen up. Start demolishing from here to there. 231 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,117 Excuse me. Watch out. 232 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,704 Watch out. Don't touch her. Be careful. 233 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,499 - Don't touch her. - What a pervert! 234 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,958 You can move my things. 235 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,086 I've made several trips. You can move the rest. 236 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,880 I'll sit and wait for you. 237 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,592 Are you serious? Last time, you weren't wearing pants. 238 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,511 Now, you have this doll all naked! 239 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,805 Could you be more disgusting? Gross! 240 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,016 He's a pervert! 241 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,852 Wow! That was cool! 242 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,399 Let me try my hand at it. 243 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,403 You idiot! 244 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,406 - Do you want to break everything? - No, Mom! 245 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,744 - 3446, search over there. - Yes, sir. 246 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,579 - Open the door. - Yes, sir. 247 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,749 Fatty, look inside the room. 248 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834 - Siu, go over there. - Yes, sir. 249 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,388 Roget 250 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,307 Sir, there's a woman inside who refuses to leave. 251 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,977 She just keeps licking and licking. 252 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,812 - Find a female officer. - Come. 253 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,523 Officer, go with Fatty and see what she is licking. 254 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,149 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 255 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,694 Are you serious? A woman licking something? 256 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,741 So, where's the woman? 257 00:17:55,866 --> 00:18:00,413 I clearly saw a woman. How did she turn into this? 258 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,500 - I have no idea what happened. - Whatever. Kick her out first. 259 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:08,963 No, we don't know what that is. Let's report it first. 260 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,429 Sir, the woman turned into a thing. 261 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,140 Turned into a thing? What thing? 262 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,268 That thing looks very familiar. 263 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,604 Which film did I see it in? 264 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,148 Star Wars! 265 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,483 - Yes, Star Wars! - Yes! 266 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,068 Shut up! 267 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,488 Are you serious? Are we shooting a film? Come with me! 268 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,622 Damn it, Fatty. 269 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,248 You just graduated. 270 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,876 How dare you try to fool me? 271 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,253 I'll make you walk the beat around jewelry stores. 272 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,715 You'll be caught in shootouts in no time. 273 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,051 - Let's go! - Yes, sir. 274 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,809 Hurry up. Demolish over there. 275 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,728 Nobody is inside. You can demolish it. 276 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,813 - OK, got it. - Hand me the microphone. 277 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,941 - Hey, come with me. - Calling Control. 278 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,694 Hurry UP- 279 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,196 Come! 280 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,823 Come over here. Hurry up. 281 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,117 - Do we go upstairs? - Go. 282 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,286 Get to work. Hurry up. 283 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,589 Why did the door suddenly close? 284 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,070 Darth Vader! 285 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,994 Are you trying to scare us? 286 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,579 Do you think we're weaklings? 287 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,081 Hold this. 288 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,710 I'll demolish you like this building! 289 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,594 Are you trying to scare us with that stick? 290 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,107 It's real! 291 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,067 No! 292 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,653 I was just joking with you. 293 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,079 Run! 294 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,999 - Open the door quickly! - It won't open! 295 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,460 - Open it! - It won't open! 296 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,347 No! 297 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,901 ' Run! ' Run! 298 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:35,586 - There are people running naked! - How gross! 299 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,675 What are you doing? Why are you running naked? 300 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,720 We didn't want this. Darth Vader from Star Wars is up there. 301 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,307 He swung a lightsaber and we were all naked! 302 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,934 This place is haunted! 303 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,603 Really? 304 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,606 I don't like this. I'll consult my superiors first. 305 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,817 - Pack it up! - Pack it up! 306 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,736 Pack it up. 307 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:05,950 Rosy, I told you to watch our things. Where did you go? I've been looking for you. 308 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,702 I've been going here and there with my lollipop. 309 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,037 Are you for real? 310 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,997 We don't have to move anymore. Help me move back in. 311 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,625 - Really? - Yes! Come on. 312 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,877 Rubik's Cubes! 313 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,380 Neat and inexpensive! Buy one to play with! 314 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,883 Twist left, twist right! Twist Rubik's Cubes every day! 315 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,635 Kid, buy one. 316 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,346 The song is new, 317 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,474 but these toys are a bit outdated. 318 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,018 I don't even play video games anymore. 319 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,311 Idiot! 320 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,064 You little jerk! 321 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,192 Listen, go home. Get lost! 322 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,070 - Kids these days... - Police are coming! 323 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,531 Damn you, Puffer! 324 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:46,907 Was that fun? 325 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,909 Selling Rubik's Cubes? That's so outdated. 326 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,288 That job as an extra last time got me injured all over. Look! 327 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,124 Do you think acting in movies is easy? 328 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,543 - Do you have a driver's license? - Of course. 329 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,005 Under the sky-high 20% interest rates, 330 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:04,133 all of our properties have come to a dead halt. 331 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,510 In the first half of the year, 332 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,930 the Sik Ji Gei Real Estate has lost 600 million. 333 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:14,018 The Wan Yuen Real Estate has lost 400 million. 334 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,937 How much has Puck Hik lost? 335 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,981 We've lost 800 million. 336 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,359 Royal jelly. 337 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:26,822 Our off-plan property sales are terrible. 338 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,783 Many even gave up their down payments and ran off. 339 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,162 What about the client who purchased 100 units? Did he run off? 340 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,205 - Yes. - Did you find him? 341 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:43,255 We did find him, but unfortunately, he became shark food in Mirs Bay. 342 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,507 Royal jelly. 343 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,260 How about the sales of our company's Beautiful Village? 344 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,764 We ran a 20% off promotion 345 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,141 with free furniture, gas, and electrical appliances, 346 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,645 and even hired a superstar to advertise for us. 347 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,189 So how many units were sold? 348 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,399 Out of 500 units, 349 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:05,527 only a quarter of a unit was sold. 350 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,073 How can there be a quarter of a unit? 351 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,617 Only a parking spot was sold! 352 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,748 - Sir, this is the new driver. - Send him in. 353 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,249 - Please come in. - Thank you. 354 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,794 - What's your name? - Muscle Tsang. 355 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,630 Excuse me. 356 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,924 Hello? Gai-sing? 357 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,677 Is it about real estate? Lily, fill him in. 358 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,304 - Yes, I know. - Our company doesn't offer anything. 359 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,225 No paid time off, no labor insurance, no medical services, 360 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,894 no staff housing, no end-of-year bonus, 361 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,479 and no toilet paper either. 362 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,356 - So, there's nothing at all. - Miss. 363 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,150 You guys have nothing. So, let me ask you, what do you have? 364 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,404 We have New Freedom sanitary pads. Do you want that? 365 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,281 - Yes. Better than nothing. - Do you want the job? 366 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,117 - Yes. - Lily, show him out. 367 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,493 What's your name? 368 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,036 - Call me Muscle. - Oh, Muscle. 369 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,414 Are you new here? Hello. 370 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,125 Are you kidding? Your company has nothing! 371 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,835 Why are you shushing me? 372 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,760 I've never met anyone so stingy. He's so unapproachable. 373 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,638 - There's nothing here. - That's how it is. Don't tell anyone. 374 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,349 If he finds out, you'll be fired. 375 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,018 - Here, have some water. - Thank you. 376 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,353 Sit anywhere you like. 377 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,235 - What the hell? - I'm sorry. 378 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,863 So, he was hiding and slacking off. 379 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:36,618 His wife gave birth last night. He didn't sleep all night. 380 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,787 Why did you remove his jacket? 381 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,122 I didn't know. I'm sorry. 382 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:44,168 Chan Tai-man, come to the manager's office at once. 383 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,629 Oh, it's over, it's over. 384 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,506 Sir, I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. 385 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,425 What good is that? Why did you do that? 386 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,427 I'll be fired for sure! 387 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,390 - Sir. - I've caught you slacking off. 388 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:02,686 Sir, my wife gave birth last night. I spent all night with her. 389 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:06,440 - That's why I napped. Give me a chance. - She gave birth to your baby, not mine. 390 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,983 How does it concern me? 391 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,443 Sir. 392 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,071 It's cruel to fire me over this. 393 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:15,616 Sir, give me a chance. My wife just gave birth. 394 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,911 Stop whining. You'll get an extra month of wages. Now get lost. 395 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,162 You're a disgrace. 396 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,789 - How could he do that? - That's awful. 397 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,541 Your boss is ruthless. 398 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,586 All bosses are terrible. 399 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:31,048 - We're just employees. - He's extra terrible for a boss. 400 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:32,966 - He's coming out. - Hey. 401 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,053 Hey. How did it go? 402 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:42,976 My wife just gave birth. Now I've been fired. Isn't that sad? 403 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,938 Sir, I'm sorry for getting you fired. 404 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,356 It's not your fault. 405 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,818 They're blocking the camera with a cloth? 406 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,780 I'm not afraid of getting fired. 407 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,658 I'll report him to the Labor Department! 408 00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,326 I blocked the camera, 409 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,204 but if the boss heard you, you'll lose that extra month of wages. 410 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,959 I've already been fired. Why bother? Goddamn boss! Fuck you! 411 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,379 - Don't. - What do I have to fear? 412 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,464 Chan Tai-man! 413 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:15,050 You cursed me in English! 414 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,802 You won't get that extra month of wages! 415 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:21,390 Goddamn boss, you're so sneaky! 416 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,559 So a camera is hidden here. 417 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,645 Get out of the way! I'll smash it to smithereens! 418 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,988 I'll use my secret weapon on you. 419 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:44,329 You goddamn peasants are dead meat! 420 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,839 Listen, everybody! 421 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:59,428 On behalf of Puck Hik Land Development, I'm here to negotiate with you. 422 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:02,139 OK, quiet down. 423 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:07,436 According to the government's blueprint, all the land here belongs to our company. 424 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:08,896 Take a look. 425 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,606 - Right here. - What's the point? 426 00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,816 - This is proof. - Why bother looking? 427 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:16,153 Calm down! Quiet down! This can't be. 428 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,198 If you don't like it, negotiate with the government. 429 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,825 Or petition the governor. 430 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,161 Sir, what's the use of a petition? 431 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:27,122 - I've already tried. He doesn't care about us. - That's right. 432 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:31,752 Hey! Who do you work for? 433 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:34,588 But it's true. You land developers are outrageous! 434 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,425 We've lived here for decades. We paid property taxes every year. 435 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,886 How could you make us leave? 436 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,638 It's unreasonable! 437 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:45,641 We're not moving! Burn this place down if you dare! 438 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,268 Every one of you is vulgar. I won't bother talking to you! 439 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,812 - What did you say? - Excuse me. Make way. 440 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:54,191 You're the vulgar one! Rich guys aren't civilized! 441 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,401 - You're a stain on society! - Drive. 442 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,820 Do you think you rich guys are so great? 443 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,948 - You're terrible! - What a fancy car! 444 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,076 You got it from selling our land, you horrible guy! 445 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,021 Here. 446 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,278 Toss it. 447 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,541 Stop up ahead. 448 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,710 Don't worry. Leave it to me. 449 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,754 This bastard would dare to use arson. 450 00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,756 What? 451 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,134 Your boss hired someone to burn down a building? 452 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,970 What does the arsonist look like? 453 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:07,514 I'm not telling you. Women are so nosy. 454 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,028 - Does the arsonist look like this? - I don't know. 455 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,281 Yes! 456 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,034 How do you know? 457 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,618 Intuition. 458 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,829 Intuition? 459 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,165 Seriously? 460 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,750 Muscle. Come quickly. 461 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,460 - What? - Come. 462 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,045 Carry the gas. 463 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,505 - Follow me. Hurry up. - How annoying. 464 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,220 Madam, I want a paper outfit. 465 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,805 - Men's or women's? - Men's. 466 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:51,725 - Wait here. - Rosy. What are you up to? 467 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,020 I can tell you, but you'll have to obey me. 468 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,605 I wouldn't dare to disobey you. 469 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,940 How much will that be? 470 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,692 Three dollars. 471 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:19,544 Wonderful! 472 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:28,470 Your charms, I cannot resist 473 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:32,265 For you, my lips are puckered 474 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:57,124 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 475 00:31:57,249 --> 00:32:00,293 My mom is your mother-in-law. You'll eat incense later, hooray! 476 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:05,549 Do, re, mi! 477 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,386 Who's knocking when I'm showering? 478 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,430 How annoying! 479 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,975 - What do you want? - Gas delivery. 480 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,602 Buddy, I didn't order gas. 481 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,440 You're Hakka! Me too, buddy! 482 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,776 Why are you denying that you ordered gas? 483 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,361 I don't want it. 484 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:32,117 What gas? I didn't order this. Take it away. I don't want it! 485 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,704 You don't want it? I want you to take it. 486 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,539 Take it. 487 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,835 Even if you want me to take it, I won't take it. Take it back. 488 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,048 I'll spank you! 489 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,345 How dare you spank me? I'll get you! 490 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,267 Hold this! 491 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,729 Hey, get out! 492 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,273 I don't want it! Damn you. 493 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,985 No means no! Get it out of here! 494 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,534 How dare he mess with me? 495 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,959 Even if you're as fierce as tigers and crabs, 496 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:25,504 I'll mess you up. 497 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:29,049 And how will you do that? 498 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:38,808 Like that, you dummy. 499 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,358 Hurry and crawl back into your hole. 500 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:50,820 Go. 501 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:56,910 No one is here. 502 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,875 Today is not my lucky day! 503 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,808 Hey, buddy. What are you spraying? 504 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,518 The Urban Council knows 505 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:24,813 about the bad living conditions and all the bugs, 506 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:28,858 so I've been sent here to spray pesticides. 507 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:32,904 - What is he saying? - He says he's spraying pesticides for us. 508 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:36,491 Mr. Wong, we don't get electricity or water here, 509 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:40,120 - but the Urban Council is good to us. - Yes. 510 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,083 Buddy, why does it smell like gasoline? 511 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:49,254 This is a new product made of gasoline. 512 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,218 Give me the paper outfit. 513 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,347 - Burn it. - Burn it? 514 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,682 Hurry UP- 515 00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:14,070 Rosy, how did that happen? 516 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,406 I've learned magic. 517 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,116 Magic? You've learned it? 518 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,160 Yes. Didn't you know? 519 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,916 Look at that. 520 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,255 Hilarious! Rosy! 521 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:35,342 Where did she go? 522 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,765 What is he doing? 523 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,434 He wants to start a fire! 524 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:48,605 - It smells like gas! - He's not wearing pants! Goodness! 525 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,651 - Catch him! - Don't run! 526 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:56,946 - Get him! - He wants to start a fire! 527 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:02,118 - Arsonist! - Get him! 528 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:07,290 - Stop! - Don't run! 529 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,751 Stop! 530 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,295 Get him! 531 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:25,058 Me? Do you like me? That's great. 532 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,186 How about we get together? 533 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,107 My butt is on fire! 534 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,876 Goodness! Why would you steal poop? 535 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,337 It stinks! 536 00:36:57,507 --> 00:37:02,262 Jerk, you stole my chicken and gave me a spittoon in return! 537 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,736 Help! 538 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:24,159 Serves you right! 539 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,913 How dare you set homes on fire? I'll teach you a lesson! 540 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,464 It must be a great film! 541 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,317 My dear colleagues, 542 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,320 please listen to me. 543 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:04,824 Although bank interest rates have dropped back down, 544 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:10,872 our company and all construction sites have ground to a halt. 545 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:19,088 Folks, in order to revive the prestige of our company, 546 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:21,508 our jobs, 547 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,177 and to trick clients into buying off-plan properties, 548 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,513 I beg for your help. 549 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:30,099 I ask all employees to line up 550 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:35,522 around the clock, tirelessly, and without complaint at our sales office 551 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,982 and pretend to be buyers. 552 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:41,903 Sir, asking us to pretend to be clients won't work. 553 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,072 You guys drove up property prices! 554 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,449 What? 555 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:50,745 Hong Kong people will always jump on the bandwagon. 556 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:55,583 Go right now or I'll fire all of you! 557 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,052 It's so sunny. I can't believe this. 558 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,930 Our boss is the worst. He made us stand in line! 559 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,601 It's so sunny and crowded. 560 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:16,396 What if I get a heatstroke? 561 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,898 Muscle, you're not the only one in the sun. 562 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,942 The Westerner is too. 563 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,989 - This gush-- - This guy? 564 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,283 - He's an influential figure. - Really? 565 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:29,951 Who is he? 566 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:32,370 - He's very well-known. - Really? 567 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:36,499 He is Sir Thomas Jackson. 568 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,335 He established the Tiger Bank across the street. 569 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,546 So he's so important. 570 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:43,506 - Yes. - No wonder he has a statue. 571 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:46,676 Everyone knows that Tiger Bank makes money for the big boss. 572 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,887 He's the founder of Tiger Bank. 573 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,931 - So the big boss should really thank him. -Indeed. 574 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:53,975 He's the one profiting off all Hong Kong people! 575 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,477 I just praised him! I take it back. 576 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,397 - He's a proxy for the big boss. - Time to eat. 577 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:01,691 - Let's eat. - Let's eat first. 578 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,443 - Give me one. - Here you go. 579 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:13,036 How come it's raining? 580 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:19,417 What the heck! You drenched my meal! How can I eat it now? 581 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:22,045 I'm sorry. Here, take mine. 582 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:23,504 No! 583 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:29,385 Mr. Wong, take cover. You'll catch a cold in the rain. 584 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,847 - Here, come on. - Where are you moving me? 585 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,767 - Sit closer. - Thank you. 586 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:43,107 Our damn boss did this to us. Curse his children! 587 00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:49,572 Mr. Wong, are you OK? 588 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,325 I'm OK. 589 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,536 The old fellow dozing off, come in at once. 590 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,957 I pay you to come in to work, 591 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:02,210 not to doze off. 592 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,796 Sir, here's the thing. 593 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,840 In the sales line yesterday, I got drenched in the rain. 594 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,510 I have a fever right now. 595 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,929 That is your business. 596 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:16,057 Don't give me excuses. 597 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:19,018 - Handle these. - Yes, sir. 598 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:25,483 Workers nowadays whine about working, 599 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,944 but demand a high pay. 600 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:31,823 Every one of them is insufferable. 601 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:51,092 You calculated these accounts all wrong. 602 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:54,178 Sir, I can redo them. 603 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,640 Redo them? 604 00:41:57,765 --> 00:42:01,060 This is not a charity 605 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:04,397 or a nursing home. 606 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,275 Collect an extra month of wages and get lost. 607 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:11,279 Sir, that means you're firing me! 608 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:15,658 Please don't, sir! I beg you, don't fire me, sir! 609 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,703 - Please! - Scram! 610 00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:21,164 I don't want to give you an extra month of wages. 611 00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:23,166 The Labor Department forces me to. 612 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:28,629 - Don't, sir. Please. Sir, please don't. - Lily, take him away. 613 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,427 Mr. Wong, come on. 614 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:38,306 You don't need to kick me out. I'll leave on my own. 615 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:41,184 I'll leave on my own! 616 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,352 I'll leave on my own. I'll go. 617 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,023 You don't need to kick me out. 618 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,816 - I'll leave on my own! - How pitiful. 619 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,027 - I'll go. - Mr. Wong. 620 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,284 He's already an old man. 621 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:02,330 This is bad! I saw Mr. Wong enter the restroom with a rope! 622 00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:03,831 Go and check on him! 623 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,251 - Mr. Wong! - Mr. Wong! 624 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:09,170 Get him down! 625 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,092 Call the police! Hurry! 626 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,219 Do CPR on him! 627 00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:17,804 We can go to the ER in the boss's car! 628 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:18,971 " CDK! " Hurry! 629 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,308 Doctor, how is the old man? 630 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,727 This is him. 631 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:27,063 - Is that him? - Yes, Doctor. 632 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,494 Muscle is back. 633 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,746 - Muscle! - Muscle, how is Mr. Wong? 634 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,915 - How is he? - Muscle, how is Mr. Wong? 635 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,834 - How is he? - He's dead. 636 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,002 Did you hear? He's dead! 637 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,675 Hey, what's the matter with you? 638 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,094 You drove a dead guy in my Mercedes-Benz 600! 639 00:43:58,219 --> 00:43:59,804 You pushed Mr. Wong to death! 640 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:01,222 What did you say? 641 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,683 I said you took a life! 642 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,102 Leave right now! 643 00:44:06,227 --> 00:44:07,353 I wanted to quit long ago! 644 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:10,940 I would've left anyway. Spiteful and heartless man! 645 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,775 Rosy, tell me. 646 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,361 Our colleague, Mr. Wong, was already old. 647 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,780 The boss ordered him to stand in line outside 648 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,448 in the sun and the rain. 649 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,659 He even ordered him to work overnight. 650 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,327 In the end, he died! 651 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:27,206 That's not all. I drove Mr. Wong to the hospital in the boss's car. 652 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,958 He fired me, too! 653 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:32,587 Tell me, how can there be such a despicable person? 654 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:34,213 I'll kill you! 655 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,923 Die! 656 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:39,802 Die, you horrible boss! 657 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,263 This boss is awful. 658 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:45,141 I'll teach him a lesson. 659 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,271 I left something behind. 660 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,648 - Go on ahead. Bye. - Bye. 661 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,047 A ghost! 662 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:19,634 - What are you looking for? - A ghost! A ghost! 663 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:28,517 - What is it, sir? - Come here. Come. 664 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:34,774 Lily, I bought a bracelet for you at Lane Crawford. 665 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:39,195 - It's beautiful. - I also bought something for your mom. 666 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,867 A ghost! 667 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:49,121 There's a ghost in my room! 668 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,126 He's insane! 669 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,422 He said he had a gift for me, but pushed me. 670 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:01,425 He suddenly fired me, saying I was a ghost. He's insane. 671 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:04,220 I'll just work for someone else. 672 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,520 - New secretary, please come in. - Yes, sir. 673 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,315 Sir, what can I do for you? 674 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,151 Type out two copies of this for me. 675 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:22,655 You don't have to leave. Just use my typewriter. 676 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,823 OK. 677 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:43,134 - All done. - Have a seat. 678 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:44,510 OK. 679 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:49,724 "A, 680 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:56,564 “B, C,D,E,F, G“? 681 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:04,322 I'm sorry, sir. I don't know how to type. 682 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:05,990 That's alright. 683 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:08,034 A, B, C, D, E, F, G 684 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,452 That's cute. 685 00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:11,787 You don't need to know how to type to be my secretary. 686 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:15,166 You just need big boobs and a big ass. 687 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:16,625 OK? 688 00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,339 I'm sorry, sir. 689 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:23,841 That's OK. It's a cheap thing. 690 00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:26,927 Rosy, I would like to take you to dinner 691 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,513 and then have some fun at the country club. 692 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:31,390 How does that sound? 693 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:34,894 What do you say? 694 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,688 Of course. 695 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:46,238 Rosy, I'll cook a nice dinner for you tonight. 696 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,531 Frog legs, 697 00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:51,660 stir-fried, fried, steamed, braised, grilled, four-eyed, and tiger-style! 698 00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:54,205 Chop... 699 00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,792 Don't run! 700 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,627 Stop! Stop! 701 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:04,090 Running off, are you? 702 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,481 You're so clever, hiding in a jar. 703 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,567 Where can you run now? 704 00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,867 I can't pull it out. 705 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,836 Do you want to hide? 706 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:45,423 My arm isn't long enough. 707 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:52,847 Spraying me with piss? Alright. 708 00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:58,894 I'll grab you. 709 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:02,064 I'll grab you! Grab you! 710 00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:04,233 I've got you this time! 711 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:11,490 Let's see if you dare to piss at me now. 712 00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:35,306 - Muscle, you're still up. - How come you're back so late? 713 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:41,103 I asked you why you're back so late. Why aren't you answering me? 714 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:43,397 - Answer me, OK? - I don't want to tell you. 715 00:49:43,522 --> 00:49:44,732 You don't want to tell me? 716 00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:47,443 Well, I insist that you tell me. Tell me now. 717 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:49,403 I was working. 718 00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:52,531 - Why are you so angry? - I never got back so late. 719 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,160 Get out! 720 00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:59,079 Listen up! You're sleeping on the couch tonight! 721 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:05,878 Could she be having an affair? 722 00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:12,760 - I'm sorry to make you wait, sir. - That's alright. 723 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,477 They're really having an affair! 724 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:23,270 'H... 725 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,066 - What was that? - Officer. 726 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:28,359 Stop right there. 727 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,362 You sure are bold, walking away after insulting me! 728 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:34,323 Officer, what time is it? 729 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,824 Are you blind? 730 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,495 I can't see anything but black. 731 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:43,374 I am visually impaired. See for yourself. 732 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,125 It's true. 733 00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:46,544 It's half past six. 734 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:48,712 Half past six. Thank you. 735 00:50:48,837 --> 00:50:51,257 The visually impaired are so pitiful. 736 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,556 - Goodbye. I am very pitiful. - Be careful. 737 00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:01,433 He can't see. How does he know I'm a police officer? 738 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:04,603 That hurts so much! 739 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:08,107 Are you OK? 740 00:51:08,524 --> 00:51:09,567 He fooled me! 741 00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:12,111 Hey, stop right there! 742 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:17,116 Allow me to introduce Rosy. 743 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,410 This is Mr. Chow. 744 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:24,456 Mr. Chow. 745 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,334 You were the dealer last time. It must be my turn now. 746 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:29,920 Sure, go ahead. 747 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,214 Johnny. 748 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,216 - Can I play with him? - Sure. 749 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:37,386 You are my lucky star. Go ahead. 750 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,979 - Please cut the tiles. - No need. 751 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,148 How much are we betting? 752 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,734 Just a little, 50,000 dollars. 753 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,235 Go ahead. 754 00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:38,489 Dragon head and phoenix tail. 755 00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:40,074 Roll. 756 00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:42,785 - Odd number. - Please. 757 00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,544 - Please. - Please. 758 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,380 - It's 1-2. - Hmm? 759 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:39,049 Are you kidding me? 760 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,593 What a coincidence! 761 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,555 I'm sorry, Mr. Chow. I also have 1-2. 762 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,932 So the dealer wins the tie. 763 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,607 Please cut the tiles. 764 00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:14,877 - Please. - Have you cut them enough? 765 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,129 HSBC Bank. 766 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,549 Odd number. 767 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,556 Please. 768 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,151 What's wrong? 769 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:41,278 I can't say. 770 00:54:47,075 --> 00:54:51,955 Rosy, will it be such a coincidence that it's a tie again? 771 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,083 Rosy, what's this tile? 772 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:56,835 I'm not telling you. 773 00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:02,049 It's 1-2. 774 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,969 You also have 1-2. 775 00:55:06,094 --> 00:55:08,263 A tie again. 776 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:13,435 You beat my rear hand! 777 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,480 I'm so sorry. It wasn't intentional. 778 00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:19,024 Rosy, you're good at this. 779 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:24,154 Rosy, do you mind if I deal the next round? 780 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,240 Go ahead. 781 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:28,116 - Yes, sir? - Bring new tiles. 782 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,835 Please cut the tiles. 783 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,671 There's no need. 784 00:55:40,796 --> 00:55:43,799 I trust you. 785 00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:47,094 Zhang Fei shouted across the Changban Bridge. 786 00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:51,306 Roll. 787 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:53,475 Even number. 788 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,855 Yours. 789 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,273 Mine. 790 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:01,900 Please. 791 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:47,154 Rosy, are you ready? 792 00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:50,449 Don't bother arranging them. I've got pairs. 793 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,367 Well, pa)' Up- 794 00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,661 Mr. Chow, please reveal my tiles. 795 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:57,414 What's the point? I'm winning for sure. 796 00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:00,751 Earth and supreme? 797 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:05,881 I beat you in both hands. Now what? 798 00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:09,468 This game is rigged! I'm not playing anymore! 799 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:15,307 Rosy, this is yours. 800 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:20,312 I won't take the money. Just treat me well. 801 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:27,486 CLOSING DOWN SALE 802 00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:39,039 OK? 803 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,085 Sir, how much is this? 804 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:45,420 This one comes in a set of 14. 805 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:47,255 How about just one? 806 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:49,591 Fine. Business hasn't been good. 807 00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:51,760 - It's 30 dollars. - OK. Wrap it up for me. 808 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:53,553 Sure. 809 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:59,393 How much is this bracelet? 810 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:02,396 It's beautiful. 811 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:06,024 I bought it at an antique store today. There are 14 in total. 812 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:08,193 - Fourteen in the whole set? - Yes. 813 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,278 There was a big sale. I bought one. 814 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:11,571 There's something else. 815 00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:14,783 I bought a bracelet once worn by Empress Dowager Cixi for you. 816 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,702 Isn't it pretty? 817 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,163 - Did she really wear it? - Yes, it cost thousands. 818 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:21,999 It's pretty. 819 00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:24,584 By the way, Johnny, can I leave early? 820 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:25,877 Sure. 821 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:29,631 - Just take these files outside. - Sure. 822 00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,143 Mr. Tin. 823 00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:42,978 The third installment of your interest payment is due. 824 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,271 Have a seat. 825 00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:48,984 To be honest, the real estate business has been sluggish lately. 826 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:51,403 So I invested in taxi licenses. 827 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:54,656 But the prices dropped to 1,000 dollars each. It's tragic. 828 00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:57,534 It's your fault for borrowing from the boss. 829 00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:01,329 The boss will only give you a one-month grace period at most. 830 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:04,291 - I understand. - You can't delay anymore. 831 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,710 Have a good day. 832 00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,171 Don't default on it. 833 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:15,052 All five million people in Hong Kong are at the mercy of us land developers. 834 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:18,680 How low we have sunk to be at the mercy of others? 835 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,433 Could this be karma? 836 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,352 - I'm leaving now. Bye. - Bye. 837 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,704 Could it be Yeung Suk-yee? 838 00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,791 It can't be. She clearly died. 839 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,090 - Finding parking is difficult now. - Yes. 840 00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:56,051 Help watch my stall for me. I'm going to the restroom. 841 00:59:57,094 --> 01:00:00,138 Wait a moment. I need to use the restroom. 842 01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:03,642 Madam. 843 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:05,977 What is it? 844 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:14,820 Sir, your aura is bright with great fortune. 845 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:18,073 Because a lucky star shines upon you, 846 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,700 you will always win when gambling. 847 01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:25,122 Moreover, a huge fortune is waiting for you to claim it! 848 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:26,498 When will this fortune arrive? 849 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:30,127 Fortune comes in its own time. 850 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,295 I cannot divulge heaven's secrets. 851 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:36,967 Sir, I wish you good luck. 852 01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:38,927 Thank you, madam. 853 01:00:42,222 --> 01:00:43,473 Grab yourself something. 854 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,559 Thank you. 855 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:53,400 How come you have this bracelet? 856 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,111 These things are sold everywhere. 857 01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:57,821 That's true. 858 01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:02,409 Johnny. Let's go. 859 01:01:02,534 --> 01:01:06,955 That old lady said there's a huge fortune waiting for me to claim it! 860 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,957 - Really? - There's more. 861 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:12,878 The bracelet she's wearing is the same as the one I gave you. 862 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:15,463 - Really? - Yes, you can see it. 863 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,340 It's time for the movie. Let's go. 864 01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:20,343 Chow, it's so strange. 865 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:23,597 When I went to the restroom, I think a ghost possessed me. 866 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:27,809 - Did you see me walk back to the stall? - Yes. I saw you come back. 867 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,144 Really? 868 01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:30,729 How strange. 869 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:35,525 I feel like I haven't taken that dump that I went to take earlier. 870 01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:39,487 It's coming out! 871 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:46,328 Mr. Wong, can you give me another week? 872 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:48,371 - Is that enough? - That's enough. 873 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,166 I'll get it by any means necessary. 874 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,376 Don't say I'm not being patient. 875 01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:57,339 If you still can't pay the interest in a week, we will take legal action. 876 01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:58,882 Do you understand? 877 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:04,304 Also, I'm warning you. Don't make promises lightly. 878 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,891 If you can't pay by then, I can't help you. 879 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:11,353 - You know what our boss will do. - I know. 880 01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:13,563 - Do you understand? - Yes. 881 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:28,536 - Sir. - Horsey. 882 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:33,166 If you were pure gold, I wouldn't be driven into a corner. 883 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:37,504 Unfortunately, you're not gold or a horse god. 884 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:12,330 - It's gold! - It is! 885 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:14,791 Rosy, that fortune teller was right. 886 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:17,252 - Really? - You're my lucky star! 887 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:20,171 There are a total of 14. So there are 13 more. 888 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,716 There are 13 more! Rosy, come with me. 889 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,427 Sir. 890 01:03:25,552 --> 01:03:27,304 Come. 891 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,848 Here's the thing. 892 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:34,728 I want to ask you to valuate this horse to see if it is genuine gold. 893 01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:38,565 Let me borrow your body. 894 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:41,526 POSSESSED 895 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:42,694 Well? 896 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,363 - Certainly. - Thank you. 897 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,708 Sir, where did you get this? 898 01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,838 - I inherited it. - You hit the jackpot this time. 899 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,591 It's from the Western Han terracotta army. 900 01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:08,553 The paint is from the Western Han, approximately 2,200 years old. 901 01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:14,476 It was excavated in Yangjiawan, near Xianyang, in 1965. 902 01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:18,980 This entire thing is pure gold. 903 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:23,360 This horse weighs about 1.5 kg. 904 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:27,072 Based on market value, it's worth about 150,000 dollars. 905 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:29,908 - That much? - There's more. 906 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:32,827 The set has a total of 14. 907 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:35,955 If you have the full set of 14, 908 01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:40,085 it will be worth 20 times more! 909 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:43,129 We will purchase it from you at that price. 910 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,798 One is 150,000 dollars. 911 01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:48,635 So 14 makes 2.1 million and 20 times of 2.1 million 912 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,179 is 42 million! 913 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,056 I'm rich! 914 01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:57,894 Come on. 915 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,855 This is the store. This is it. 916 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:06,986 STORE CLOSING DOWN SALE DUE TO INSANE RENT INCREASE 917 01:05:07,112 --> 01:05:08,905 Sir, where are the 14 horses? 918 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:10,532 - The terracotta army? - Yes. 919 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:12,617 The landlord is kicking us out and auctioning them off. 920 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:15,787 Come on. Which auction house? 921 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,872 Lamperts. 922 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,085 Thank goodness they're still here. 923 01:05:22,794 --> 01:05:24,254 What's so funny? 924 01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:39,561 Rosy, the auction is starting now. 925 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:41,980 I'm sorry. 926 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,398 POSSESSED 927 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:53,324 One million dollars. 928 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,327 One million dollars? 929 01:05:58,329 --> 01:06:01,166 Linda, one million dollars for something like that? 930 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:04,252 Isn't it a waste to put them in the bathroom? 931 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:06,588 Don't you watch cigarette commercials? 932 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:10,425 Viceroy says, "|f you want to do it, do it." 933 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:11,926 You're right. 934 01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:14,596 We spent millions renovating the bathroom. 935 01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:15,972 What's another million? 936 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:18,099 Linda, you're brilliant. 937 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:19,476 Not really. 938 01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:24,898 One is 150,000. Ten is 1.5 million. One times two is two. 939 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:29,569 Round down to two million. Multiplying that by 20 makes 40 million. 940 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:32,572 I have nothing to fear. Ten million! 941 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:35,116 I'll gain 30 million. 942 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,306 Twenty million. 943 01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:03,603 Twenty-five million! 944 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:11,611 Thirty million! 945 01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,074 Thank you. 946 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,369 Oh! I'm doomed. 947 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,585 Thirty-five million? Thirty-five million? 948 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:29,754 That means five million left of 40 million. 949 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:31,589 To hell with it. 950 01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:33,007 Yes! 951 01:07:41,641 --> 01:07:43,810 Do you think I should do it? 952 01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:49,357 What should I do? 953 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:50,900 Four... 954 01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,987 I don't want it. 955 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,587 POSSESSED 956 01:08:17,468 --> 01:08:20,054 That's wonderful! Rosy, we got it! 957 01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:21,931 Great job! 958 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,482 They're all here. 959 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:37,989 All 14 are pure gold. 960 01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:41,367 Hey, come in here. 961 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,163 What is it, sir? 962 01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:48,791 - He's trying to scam me. Throw him out. - Yes, sir. 963 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,835 - I'm sorry, sir. - What are you doing? 964 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,254 These are all fakes. Please take them away. 965 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:57,675 If you can't afford them, you can be honest with me. 966 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,594 Why do this? 967 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,223 I'll sell them elsewhere. 968 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,809 It smells so good! 969 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:10,813 Even celestial beings can't resist the smell of dog meat! 970 01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:16,736 Delicious! 971 01:09:21,282 --> 01:09:22,575 Steaming hot! 972 01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:25,578 Let me enjoy this. 973 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:31,125 Life should be about enjoyment. We should drink in style. 974 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,002 You're fine and I'm fine. 975 01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:36,089 Let's drink a cup of this green tea! 976 01:09:36,714 --> 01:09:40,551 That guy clearly wanted to lowball us, but that's OK. 977 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,178 Stop right there! 978 01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:44,055 Bastard, I let you go after firing me. 979 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,933 Now you seduce my girl and lie to me! I'll kill you! 980 01:09:47,058 --> 01:09:48,935 Don't hit my case! 981 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:58,695 Don't run, pervert! 982 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,322 I'll kill you! 983 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,082 You ruined my meal! 984 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:14,168 I'll beat you the way that I beat dogs! 985 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,514 Crazy guy, are you trying to be a drunken master? Save it! 986 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,809 Do you know who I am? 987 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:32,311 Have you watched The Shaolin Temple ? 988 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:35,732 The drunken staff wielder is my disciple. 989 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,943 Stop pretending! I'll hit you, too! 990 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:40,570 Don't run off! 991 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:49,078 Do you brush your teeth? 992 01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:59,130 Even celestial beings can't resist the smell of dog meat. 993 01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:03,760 It stinks! 994 01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:08,973 My ass! 995 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:12,268 Don't run. 996 01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:21,819 Don't run! 997 01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:33,247 Have a bite. 998 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:35,541 Yummy! 999 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,754 Are you trying to run? 1000 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:42,840 You hit me, so I'll make you smell my ham! 1001 01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:01,776 Smell it. Doesn't it smell nice? 1002 01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:09,325 Small and easy to swallow. Yummier than dog meat! 1003 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,161 Eat it! 1004 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,001 Look at this. 1005 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,298 Look at this. 1006 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,469 Do you also want to look? 1007 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:30,888 Here, look. 1008 01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:33,307 You're flashing people here again. 1009 01:12:33,432 --> 01:12:35,059 Officer. 1010 01:12:38,563 --> 01:12:40,773 What are you two doing? 1011 01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:44,819 Officer, it's a robbery. He wants to steal my gold. 1012 01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,320 - What gold? - In here. 1013 01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:50,449 What? You take my girl and also accuse me of stealing your gold? 1014 01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:54,287 Officer, this is genuine gold. Look. 1015 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,248 Let me show you. 1016 01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:59,792 - Freeze! Hands up! - What's the problem, Officer? 1017 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:03,421 - Stand over there. - Careful with that, Officer. 1018 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:05,423 Officer, are you serious? 1019 01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:08,467 Officer, come on. He seduced my girl. Why did you handcuff me? 1020 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,554 - Is this genuine gold? - Yes. 1021 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:14,307 - Is it real? - Officer, look over there. 1022 01:13:14,432 --> 01:13:17,018 Why did you handcuff me? 1023 01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:19,312 I didn't seduce his girl! 1024 01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:21,105 Officer! 1025 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,232 How did that happen? 1026 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,527 Rosy! Rosy? 1027 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:30,489 - I handcuffed him instead. - Let me go. I didn't seduce his girl! 1028 01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:33,034 - How come you're handcuffed? - Rosy! 1029 01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,080 L.- 1030 01:13:44,712 --> 01:13:45,922 Sir, how is it? 1031 01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:48,674 We already checked them. These are not gold. He's crazy. 1032 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,718 What? 1033 01:13:50,843 --> 01:13:53,721 OK, you tell him. I don't want to talk to him. 1034 01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:56,933 Listen, we've checked all of these. These are not gold. 1035 01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:58,684 Take them away. 1036 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:01,729 - Hurry up. - No. I clearly had genuine gold! 1037 01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:05,232 You replaced my genuine gold with fake gold! 1038 01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:08,235 - I'll sue you! It was genuine gold! - Leave or I'll arrest you. 1039 01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:09,570 You switched out my gold! 1040 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:12,031 - I'll sue you! Give me back my gold! - Take him away. 1041 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:13,574 - I'll sue you! - Go! 1042 01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:16,661 - Give me back my gold! - Leave! 1043 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:19,789 POLICE STATION 1044 01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:29,465 It can't be. It can't be. 1045 01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:31,759 It can't be! It can't be! It can't be! 1046 01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:37,014 It's all plaster. 1047 01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:39,392 It's all gone. 1048 01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:42,186 It's all gone. It's all gone. 1049 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,522 I've lost it all. 1050 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:47,733 I've lost it all! 1051 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,820 My 35 million is all gone! 1052 01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:54,490 My real estate company is done for! I've lost it all! 1053 01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:56,409 Big boss, save me! 1054 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:02,164 I've caught you in the act! What do you have to say? 1055 01:15:02,289 --> 01:15:05,626 - Speak! - Let me go! Why are you so pigheaded? 1056 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:10,006 I'm pigheaded? I watched my girl get into a man's car and hold his hand. 1057 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:13,884 Rosy, why did you have to pick the man who stabbed my back? 1058 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:15,845 You shouldn't have followed me! 1059 01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:18,472 Should I just let you cheat on me? 1060 01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:21,142 Rosy, you nearly got me arrested! 1061 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:24,145 - Why did he release me? - Do you know why he let you go? 1062 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:25,896 - It's because I... - What? 1063 01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:28,441 What? Tell me! 1064 01:15:29,316 --> 01:15:32,194 - I can't be bothered with you! - Then so be it! 1065 01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:35,364 Do you think you're precious? Don't come back! 1066 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:46,834 Suk-yee. Suk-yee. 1067 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:50,129 What? Are you trying to molest me? I don't know you. 1068 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:51,672 I'm sorry. 1069 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,440 DOORBELL 1070 01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:16,947 Are you looking for my girl? You two were done long ago. Leave. 1071 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,741 Wait. 1072 01:16:18,866 --> 01:16:20,910 I have something to tell you. Do you want to know? 1073 01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,913 What? Do you want to steal my girl? 1074 01:16:24,038 --> 01:16:26,082 I know you and that girl are friends now. 1075 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:29,126 You think you're a superstar, but you're just an idiot. 1076 01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:30,711 Let me tell you. 1077 01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:35,341 She's not human. She's a ghost. 1078 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:38,344 Do you think I'm lying? 1079 01:16:38,469 --> 01:16:40,387 I killed her in a car crash. 1080 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,765 I saw her die with my own eyes. 1081 01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:43,933 If you don't believe me, 1082 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:47,353 you can check with the Traffic Accident Investigation Team. 1083 01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,521 You idiot. 1084 01:16:48,646 --> 01:16:50,439 Save yourself. 1085 01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:52,817 Good bye. 1086 01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:09,250 SPIRIT TABLET OF LAY A-CHUI 1087 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:14,421 From what I know, when a female ghost haunts a man, 1088 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:17,550 she won't leave until she absorbs all of his male energy. 1089 01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,510 Hold this for me. 1090 01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:22,179 I'm not trying to scare you, but in my opinion, 1091 01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:26,392 Rosy will come back and absorb all of your male energy. 1092 01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:27,560 Then I'm doomed. 1093 01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:30,312 The priority is to verify that she is a ghost. 1094 01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:31,647 When I was a kid, 1095 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:36,068 I heard my mom say to place a knife in a basin of water, 1096 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,654 aim it at the ghost, and she will show herself. 1097 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:41,907 A basin of water and a cleaver. 1098 01:17:50,374 --> 01:17:52,168 Where should I put it? 1099 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,678 Girl, I was wrong. 1100 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:08,684 I came from the kitchen with a rose 1101 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:13,397 My girl, don't be angry with me anymore 1102 01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:16,775 - That's so corny. - Take it. 1103 01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:19,987 Rosy, I bought your favorite roast chicken. 1104 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,448 Come on. 1105 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:32,499 - It's so romantic. - It smells delicious. 1106 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,293 Have a seat. 1107 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:36,337 I've been out all day. I want to shower first. 1108 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,172 Sure! 1109 01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:39,757 Please. 1110 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:41,425 Hold this. 1111 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:54,188 - Muscle, I'm coming out. - OK! 1112 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,404 - That was relaxing. - Really? 1113 01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:04,365 Sit down. 1114 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:06,325 Thank you. 1115 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:07,785 Rosy. 1116 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:11,830 - Your nightgown today is so pretty. - Really? 1117 01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:13,832 It's true. 1118 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:19,880 It smells so good. 1119 01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,718 What's wrong? 1120 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:26,887 I just dropped a fork. I'm sorry. 1121 01:19:58,294 --> 01:19:59,795 The fork. 1122 01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:03,966 Muscle, what's the matter? 1123 01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:09,638 Ghost! 1124 01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:11,765 Ghost! 1125 01:20:12,224 --> 01:20:13,517 Ghost! 1126 01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:19,732 Rosy really is a ghost. 1127 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,652 I'm in big trouble. 1128 01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:29,158 Puffer, what are you doing? Help me out! 1129 01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:32,661 How? You messed everything up. 1130 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:35,080 Why are you afraid of ghosts when you're so big? 1131 01:20:35,205 --> 01:20:37,416 I'm not afraid of anything but ghosts, OK? 1132 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,834 Sure. 1133 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:41,754 Humans are afraid of ghosts. 1134 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:43,339 And ghosts are... 1135 01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:46,216 - I've got it. That's it! - What? 1136 01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:48,177 We're afraid of ghosts. They're afraid of gods. 1137 01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:50,220 Just ask a god to drive her away. 1138 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,972 Ask a god? How? 1139 01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:55,726 Learn spirit possession and invite a god into your body. 1140 01:20:56,393 --> 01:20:59,188 Muscle, this is Master Lau. 1141 01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:02,316 Master Lau Kar-leung, I've heard so much about you! 1142 01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:05,778 It's not Lau Kar-leung. It's Master Lau Kar-lin. 1143 01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:09,490 Compared to Lau Kar-leung, my kung fu skills are number nine, 1144 01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:12,076 but my spirit possession is number one. 1145 01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:14,703 - He's great. - OK, Master Lau Kar-leung. 1146 01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:17,539 It's not Lau Kar-leung! It's Lau Kar-lin! 1147 01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:19,458 - I'm sorry. - OK, I'll let you join in. 1148 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:26,840 A slice and a dot for the realm of spirits. 1149 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:29,843 Three heavens on the left. Three earths on the right. 1150 01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:34,765 Thrice counterclockwise for the universe. Thrice clockwise for the sun and moon. 1151 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,934 Here. 1152 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:43,649 Spirits of heaven and earth, beseech the White Lotus Child Deity 1153 01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:46,985 to ensure Disciple Muscle Tsang's every victory. 1154 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:51,740 The deity has agreed to let you in. 1155 01:21:51,865 --> 01:21:54,993 - You have passed the first lesson. - Thank you. 1156 01:21:56,578 --> 01:22:01,500 White Lotus Child, bless us. Blessed be the White Lotus Child. 1157 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:05,421 Come and aid Disciple Muscle Tsang, 1158 01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:09,174 to teach, to test, and to be effective. 1159 01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:17,683 The deity has agreed to let you pass the third lesson. 1160 01:22:17,808 --> 01:22:19,935 You can set up altars on your own now. 1161 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:24,022 Thank you. 1162 01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:32,948 It is a fine day to open a door between heaven and earth. 1163 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:36,827 May the burning incense reach hundreds of thousands of miles away. 1164 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:41,206 The last hour of the eighth day and eighth month of 1982 is auspicious. 1165 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:43,000 I set up this altar 1166 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:46,587 to beseech the Maoshan Dharma Master to exorcise ghosts and demons 1167 01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:48,881 by order of the Supreme Venerable Sovereign. 1168 01:22:50,549 --> 01:22:52,259 I offer incense once. 1169 01:22:53,343 --> 01:22:55,137 I offer incense twice. 1170 01:22:56,638 --> 01:22:58,307 I offer incense thrice. 1171 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:04,104 I beseech the master to help me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1172 01:23:11,528 --> 01:23:13,155 Spirits of heaven and earth, 1173 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:18,035 beseech the master to help me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1174 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,077 Spirits of heaven and earth, 1175 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:22,831 beseech the master to help me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1176 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:24,625 Spirits of heaven and earth, 1177 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:27,503 beseech the master to help me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1178 01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:28,795 Spirits of heaven and earth, 1179 01:23:28,921 --> 01:23:32,508 beseech the master to summon the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1180 01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:35,844 Spirits, beseech the master to summon the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1181 01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:38,889 Spirits, beseech the master to summon the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1182 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:41,850 Spirits, beseech the master to summon Lau A-chui's ghost. 1183 01:23:41,975 --> 01:23:43,894 Spirits, beseech the master to summon Lau A-chui's ghost. 1184 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:27,854 Muscle, why are you doing this to me? 1185 01:24:42,035 --> 01:24:44,329 A slice and a dot for the realm of spirits. 1186 01:24:44,454 --> 01:24:47,874 Three heavens on the left. Three earths on the right. 1187 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:52,963 Thrice counterclockwise for the universe. Thrice clockwise for the sun and moon. 1188 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:01,096 Disciple Muscle Tsang beseeches Master Zhong Kui 1189 01:25:01,221 --> 01:25:03,307 to appear and exercise his power 1190 01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:06,226 to expel ghosts and exorcise evil spirits 1191 01:25:06,351 --> 01:25:09,062 by order of the Supreme Venerable Sovereign. 1192 01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:10,647 NOW! 1193 01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:50,145 SHOW OFF YOUR POWER 1194 01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:51,313 MAGIC TALISMAN 1195 01:25:53,523 --> 01:25:56,652 I, Master Zhong Kui, by order of the Supreme Venerable Sovereign, 1196 01:25:56,777 --> 01:26:01,448 am here to capture and return the ghost of Lau A-chui to the underworld. 1197 01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:05,619 Muscle, no matter who you send to capture me, 1198 01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:07,245 I won't leave. 1199 01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:13,335 I, Master Zhong Kui, have come all this way, yet you refuse to leave. 1200 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,045 Do you want to die? 1201 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:16,463 Leave! 1202 01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:25,472 Infuriating! 1203 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:30,227 You are quite audacious for a ghost. 1204 01:26:31,728 --> 01:26:35,524 You have no respect for an elder like me. 1205 01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:42,155 Female ghost, are you asking to be vanquished? 1206 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:50,789 You think nothing of me! How maddening! 1207 01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:56,378 Playtime is over. I'll show you something. 1208 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,231 Muscle, don't push me! 1209 01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:23,280 Master, please enter my body again. 1210 01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:44,217 BIND 1211 01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:53,351 No! 1212 01:28:21,755 --> 01:28:24,758 No! Don't, Muscle! No! 1213 01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:31,890 Begone, ghost! 1214 01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:44,110 Muscle! 1215 01:28:54,371 --> 01:28:56,623 - That busty girl is hot. - Yes. 1216 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,543 - Let's bring her back to be an escort. - Sure. 1217 01:29:09,135 --> 01:29:10,887 Sit down. 1218 01:29:12,389 --> 01:29:15,976 Mr. Lau, this is a new girl for you to play with. 1219 01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:20,772 It's her first time. She has never done this before. 1220 01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:23,316 Mr. Lau, take your time and enjoy. 1221 01:29:23,441 --> 01:29:25,986 OK. Excellent! 1222 01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:45,797 - What's the problem? - A ghost! A ghost! 1223 01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:48,425 - A ghost? - Yes. 1224 01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:55,390 Mr. Lau, she's such a beautiful girl. 1225 01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:57,559 How is she a ghost? 1226 01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,770 Go and play with your little apple. 1227 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:04,024 Go. Go on. 1228 01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:15,577 Little apple. 1229 01:30:15,702 --> 01:30:17,537 That guy is so much trouble. 1230 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:21,791 Get up. 1231 01:30:22,792 --> 01:30:25,128 Are you serious? Again? 1232 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:29,257 Ghost! There's a ghost! 1233 01:30:30,342 --> 01:30:32,594 - Ghost! - Hey, you haven't paid yet! 1234 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:37,057 You stupid girl. 1235 01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:40,977 How dare you prank him? You must have a death wish. 1236 01:30:43,521 --> 01:30:47,233 - Go! - What are you doing? 1237 01:30:47,359 --> 01:30:50,236 Fu, we got this girl from the disco. 1238 01:30:50,362 --> 01:30:52,280 We put her to work, 1239 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:55,116 but she started messing with us. 1240 01:30:55,241 --> 01:30:57,786 I'll set her right in the kitchen. 1241 01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:59,204 Wait. 1242 01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:00,872 You still don't get it. 1243 01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:03,500 After all this time with me, you haven't learned. 1244 01:31:03,625 --> 01:31:05,210 You can't always use violence. 1245 01:31:05,335 --> 01:31:07,003 You need to use charm, too. 1246 01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:11,299 Pretty girl, have a seat. 1247 01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:18,723 Pretty girl, do you want money and hot guys to play with? 1248 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,518 - Be a good girl. - OK. 1249 01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:22,936 Listen to what I say. 1250 01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:25,355 I won't treat you badly. 1251 01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:27,524 Do you want jewelry? 1252 01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:29,693 I'll give you a necklace. 1253 01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:42,163 She's having a fit. Let her scream it out in the steel drum in the kitchen. 1254 01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,082 Let's go. 1255 01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,170 Get in there. 1256 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:51,464 Cover it. 1257 01:32:00,015 --> 01:32:01,266 What's wrong with you? 1258 01:32:01,391 --> 01:32:03,435 When Rosy was here, you wanted her gone. 1259 01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:07,105 Now that she is gone, you pine after her all day long, 1260 01:32:07,230 --> 01:32:09,107 pretending to be innocent. 1261 01:32:09,232 --> 01:32:10,942 You won't get an award. 1262 01:32:11,985 --> 01:32:14,279 You seem close to bursting. 1263 01:32:17,824 --> 01:32:19,451 Let's go. 1264 01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:21,494 We'll go somewhere to relax. 1265 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:22,746 Waiter, bill, please! 1266 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:24,914 Why are we in a place like this? 1267 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:26,916 Sorry, we're closed. Come another day. 1268 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,752 - Are you really turning us away? - Help! 1269 01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:29,961 We're closed. 1270 01:32:30,086 --> 01:32:32,547 Puffer, I hear Rosy yelling out for help. 1271 01:32:32,672 --> 01:32:34,090 Are you serious? 1272 01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:35,925 Why would Rosy be here? 1273 01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,428 Even movies don't have such coincidences. 1274 01:32:38,553 --> 01:32:41,473 - Let's go. We're wasting time. - Come another day. 1275 01:32:41,598 --> 01:32:43,475 Help! 1276 01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,185 Help! 1277 01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:46,936 This is Rosy's voice. 1278 01:32:47,062 --> 01:32:48,480 It does sound like it. 1279 01:32:48,605 --> 01:32:50,231 - Help! - Inside! 1280 01:32:50,356 --> 01:32:53,485 - Hey! - What are you doing? 1281 01:32:57,322 --> 01:32:59,199 Go to hell! 1282 01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:04,662 Rosy! 1283 01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,934 It itches! 1284 01:33:26,851 --> 01:33:28,978 It itches! 1285 01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:52,877 Run! 1286 01:33:55,547 --> 01:33:59,259 - Run! Ghost! - Run! 1287 01:34:06,850 --> 01:34:07,892 Hey! 1288 01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,395 It turned back into a girl! 1289 01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:12,438 You pretended to be a ghost to scare us! 1290 01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:14,107 Get her! 1291 01:34:15,358 --> 01:34:16,776 Damn girl! 1292 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:20,989 Cannonball! 1293 01:34:24,868 --> 01:34:29,372 - We are the best team! - We are the best team! 1294 01:34:30,290 --> 01:34:37,630 "Muscle and Rosy's one-year anniversary as friends. From Puffer." 1295 01:34:39,132 --> 01:34:41,217 Rosy, after this incident, 1296 01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:44,637 I think that humans have feelings and so do ghosts. 1297 01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:47,724 When ghosts possess humans, they are just like humans. 1298 01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:49,809 I'll never fear you again. 1299 01:34:49,934 --> 01:34:53,605 Enough philosophy! Do you think you two are Lui Kei and Connie Chan? 1300 01:34:53,730 --> 01:34:55,231 Blow out the candles! 1301 01:34:55,356 --> 01:34:57,525 Wait, buddy. 1302 01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:58,860 Ladies first. 1303 01:34:58,985 --> 01:35:01,529 - Rosy. Ladies first. - Me? 1304 01:35:15,335 --> 01:35:16,794 |1I'S you? 1305 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:18,630 How come you're a taxi driver now? 1306 01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:22,008 It's my secretary's fault. 1307 01:35:22,133 --> 01:35:24,093 She told me to buy terracotta horses. 1308 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:27,722 I thought they were gold, but they were plaster. 1309 01:35:27,847 --> 01:35:30,516 I was put in a psychiatric hospital. 1310 01:35:30,642 --> 01:35:33,353 If I ever find her, I'll get my revenge! 1311 01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:37,690 Revenge? Your secretary is a ghost. 1312 01:35:37,815 --> 01:35:39,275 What? A ghost? 1313 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,110 Yes. Didn't you know? 1314 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:42,278 I didn't know. 1315 01:35:42,403 --> 01:35:45,156 She used to be my girlfriend. 1316 01:35:45,281 --> 01:35:49,535 But if you want revenge, I have an idea. 1317 01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:51,955 - Do you want to know? - Yes. What is it? 1318 01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:54,707 I'll hire a spirit possession master to capture her. 1319 01:35:54,832 --> 01:35:57,085 Then you can do whatever you want with her. 1320 01:35:57,210 --> 01:36:00,046 - What's the master's name? - Lau Kar-lin. 1321 01:36:00,171 --> 01:36:01,881 He's quite famous. 1322 01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:11,724 Spirits of heaven and earth, 1323 01:36:11,849 --> 01:36:15,561 capture the ghost of Lau A-chui. 1324 01:36:15,687 --> 01:36:16,854 Chili pepper. 1325 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:19,691 Master, here's the pepper. It's very spicy. 1326 01:36:30,702 --> 01:36:35,456 Spirits of heaven and earth, obey the Supreme Venerable Sovereign. 1327 01:36:39,419 --> 01:36:41,921 Lau Kar-lin, are you looking for me? 1328 01:36:47,176 --> 01:36:49,012 Impudent ghost, you possessed a dead body 1329 01:36:49,137 --> 01:36:50,680 to do evil in the human world! 1330 01:36:50,805 --> 01:36:53,975 I shall banish you back to the depths of hell for eternity! 1331 01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:55,184 Dog blood! 1332 01:36:55,310 --> 01:36:58,146 All spirits, obey the Supreme Venerable Sovereign. 1333 01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:06,988 Banish this ghost to hell! 1334 01:37:08,781 --> 01:37:11,492 Burn her! Burn her! 1335 01:37:15,747 --> 01:37:18,416 Muscle, save me! 1336 01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:21,210 Rosy! 1337 01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:25,048 Statue Square? 1338 01:37:25,173 --> 01:37:29,385 - Spirits of heaven... - Muscle! Help me! Muscle! 1339 01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:31,054 Puffer, piss on the altar. 1340 01:37:46,027 --> 01:37:48,946 Goddammit, how could you piss on my altar? Get him! 1341 01:37:50,073 --> 01:37:51,491 Hey! 1342 01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,159 Lau Kar-lin, how dare you? 1343 01:37:55,078 --> 01:37:56,454 Rosy, are you OK? 1344 01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:57,997 Rosy? 1345 01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:02,418 Fine, I'll summon Sir Thomas to deal with you! 1346 01:38:05,046 --> 01:38:09,467 Hong Kong taxpayer Lau Kar-lin beseeches the big boss to help me 1347 01:38:09,592 --> 01:38:12,553 summon Sir Thomas into my body! 1348 01:38:39,831 --> 01:38:41,833 Look, the statue can move! 1349 01:38:48,297 --> 01:38:49,590 Rosy, let's go. 1350 01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:06,774 It can walk! 1351 01:39:19,203 --> 01:39:20,997 Master, do you rely on foreigners? 1352 01:39:21,122 --> 01:39:23,499 Do you think I'm afraid of Westerners? I'll beat them up all the same! 1353 01:39:33,509 --> 01:39:35,344 Gutsy! 1354 01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:37,221 I'm a big fellow. 1355 01:39:37,346 --> 01:39:38,973 But you're not afraid. 1356 01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:44,770 Then I'll summon the Monkey King to teach you a lesson! 1357 01:39:48,191 --> 01:39:52,403 Disciple Muscle Tsang beseeches the Monkey King to enter my body! 1358 01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:03,706 Muscle, save me! 1359 01:41:07,603 --> 01:41:09,647 Beat him up! 1360 01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:24,680 Genuine gold! 1361 01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:26,974 Franklin gold! 1362 01:42:32,980 --> 01:42:36,108 Is he paying us back? The big boss is paying us back! 1363 01:42:37,526 --> 01:42:39,654 Thank you very much! 1364 01:42:39,779 --> 01:42:42,156 Thank you very much! 1365 01:42:42,281 --> 01:42:45,076 Thank you! Thank you! 1366 01:42:45,201 --> 01:42:47,411 That's unbelievable! 1367 01:42:51,123 --> 01:42:54,585 Thank you, big boss! The big boss is paying us back! 1368 01:43:16,357 --> 01:43:17,733 Thank you! 1369 01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:32,415 - Muscle is over there! - Let's go! 1370 01:43:32,540 --> 01:43:35,626 Muscle, you said you bought a building. 1371 01:43:35,751 --> 01:43:37,795 So which one is yours? 1372 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:40,214 - I bought all of them. - All of these? 1373 01:43:40,339 --> 01:43:41,841 All of these here. 1374 01:43:41,966 --> 01:43:44,885 - So many? - That one. And these, too. 1375 01:43:45,010 --> 01:43:47,638 - Muscle Tsang's Estate. It's all mine. - Muscle Tsang! 1376 01:43:47,763 --> 01:43:48,806 Muscle. 1377 01:43:48,931 --> 01:43:52,435 - There are so many keys. - I'll assign numbers. 1378 01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:54,311 - Every person gets one. - Seriously? 1379 01:43:54,437 --> 01:43:56,689 Watermelon Slice, Block C, 18th floor. 1380 01:43:56,814 --> 01:43:58,774 Mrs. Wong, Block A, 18th floor. 1381 01:43:58,899 --> 01:44:00,985 - Thank you. - This is yours. 1382 01:44:01,110 --> 01:44:04,196 Muscle, are you giving an apartment to every one of us? 1383 01:44:04,321 --> 01:44:06,365 Is that true? 1384 01:44:06,490 --> 01:44:09,034 Such a good deal doesn't exist in Hong Kong. 1385 01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:10,411 You have to pay rent! 1386 01:44:10,536 --> 01:44:13,622 You said you're giving it to us. Why are you collecting rent? 1387 01:44:13,748 --> 01:44:16,876 - The monthly rent is one dollar. - That makes all the difference! 1388 01:44:17,001 --> 01:44:20,087 Go and check out your apartments. 1389 01:44:33,809 --> 01:44:37,438 Sir, the crown land you wanted to purchase is over there. 1390 01:44:43,277 --> 01:44:46,280 Sir, do you want to buy up these buildings too? 1391 01:44:46,405 --> 01:44:47,490 No need to. 1392 01:44:47,615 --> 01:44:50,618 I sold this to them. 1393 01:44:50,743 --> 01:44:55,164 Sir, property prices have been so low. Selling it doesn't benefit you. 1394 01:44:55,289 --> 01:44:59,668 I have such a high IQ. I can make a profit in anything. 1395 01:44:59,794 --> 01:45:03,547 I just cut costs here and there and cut corners. 1396 01:45:03,672 --> 01:45:05,549 Sir, you're so smart! 1397 01:45:06,050 --> 01:45:08,928 The building was built with high-quality materials. 1398 01:45:09,053 --> 01:45:12,515 The window frame is American steel. 1399 01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:14,850 Not even the strongest typhoon can break it. Watch. 1400 01:45:18,062 --> 01:45:19,396 Sir! 1401 01:45:19,522 --> 01:45:21,190 Call the police! 1402 01:45:21,315 --> 01:45:23,192 A window fell from above and killed the boss! 100926