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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:09,301 {\an8}SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION 2 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,736 - Any flowers? - Yes! 3 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,738 Get on with it! 4 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,867 - Have you got any? - I said yes! 5 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,994 Hurry UP! 6 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,789 What's the rush? 7 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,959 - They are all the same. - This one! 8 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,627 Hang on, that's a Kong! 9 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,671 That's good news for me. 10 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,590 - That's a Kong, right? - Yeah. 11 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,801 I'm stealing it. Thirteen orphans! 12 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,345 One of each Wind. One of each Dragon. 13 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,807 One and nine of each suit, and an eye. 14 00:00:56,932 --> 00:01:00,811 Each of you owe me $128! 15 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,146 I shouldn't have revealed a kong. 16 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:06,650 Just give me the money. I've won! 17 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,362 — Ah! 18 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:14,575 This is my tile! Damn it! 19 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,300 CHEUNG MIU-LIN, LAM FAI-WONG, YANG CHI-CHING, FUNG GING-MAN 20 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:35,053 YUE TAU-WAN, TO SIU-MING, DIK LUN, HA CHE, CHAN LAP-BAN, FONG PING 21 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,437 Come on, Come on. 22 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:48,233 Come on! Come on, give it to me! 23 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,819 Come on! Come on! 24 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,613 That's it! 25 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,157 Almost. 26 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,700 Damn it! 27 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,495 Better luck next time. 28 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,497 That was so close. 29 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,751 - I have pairs! - What? 30 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,881 - You, too? - What? You, too? 31 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,761 Oh, no. What about you? 32 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,471 See for yourself. 33 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,017 You must be bluffing. Show me! 34 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,561 Look carefully. 35 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:30,108 - It's a straight flush. - Unbelievable. 36 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,235 SCRIPTWRITERSI SZE-TO ON, TAM GAM-WA 37 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,037 Such bad luck. 38 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,624 I don't believe it. 39 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,959 Better than mine. 40 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,803 Hey, hurry UP- 41 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,599 Are you done? 42 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,602 Play. 43 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,983 Hey, you can't play that. Look carefully. It's a slant. 44 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,111 Drink if you don't have anything. 45 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,281 This is bad. 46 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:19,700 Drink. 47 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,159 Slant! 48 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,828 Slant again? 49 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,913 Just drink if you don't have anything. 50 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,082 - Drink. - Slant. 51 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,501 - Drink. - Drink. 52 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,045 - Slant Dragon. - Drink. 53 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,755 Two of clubs. 54 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,258 - Eight of clubs. - Slant. 55 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,511 Drink again? You'll get drunk. 56 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,847 This is an easy win. 57 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,142 I'll drink with you. 58 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,228 No way. I've drunk enough. 59 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,771 Slant two! 60 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,443 - Blood two! - Dragon! 61 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:59,698 - Dragon one. - One and two. 62 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,701 I have this. 63 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,662 - This one is a double kill. - Let me see. 64 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:10,333 Twenty. Thirty. Forty-eight. Ninety-six. 65 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,586 Thank you for the big payout! 66 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,880 You lose big. 67 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,466 One hundred and ninety-two. Thanks! 68 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,426 Pay HP! 69 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,641 I've searched my pockets, that's all I got. 70 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:31,396 - Settle up on your own. - Hey, this isn't enough! 71 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,441 - I'll borrow from my uncle. - Hurry up, then! 72 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:41,072 - Watch out! - Are you blind? 73 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,824 Hey, it's you. 74 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,368 What's the rush? Where are you going? 75 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:49,456 I've been very unlucky lately. I've just borrowed money from uncle. 76 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,083 - We'll talk later. I've got to go. - Hey, wait. 77 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,837 You should believe in bad luck. It's written all over your face. 78 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,547 Save that money. 79 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,509 I don't believe in bad luck. I have $50 here. 80 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,594 - I'll play with you. - What? 81 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,471 Alright, let's go. 82 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,848 What are we going to play? 83 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,228 - I've got an idea. - What's that? 84 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,897 It's easy, I'll ask you questions, 85 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:17,359 and you need to quickly answer "yes" without thinking. 86 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,362 You lose if you answer "no". 87 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,155 - That easy? - Yes. 88 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,951 Alright, I'm in. 89 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,786 Here goes. 90 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:31,873 Listen. Did your wife run off with someone else? 91 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,959 What kind of question is that? 92 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,962 Well, you can say "no". 93 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,965 - Yes. - Take it. 94 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,925 Such a loser. 95 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,927 For the money. 96 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,971 Alright, another bet. 97 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,185 Am I and the audience your father? 98 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,398 Wow! That's a lot of fathers. 99 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,401 Yes or no? 100 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,028 - Yes! - Smart. 101 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:05,156 - Go buy yourself some candy. - Thank you, Father. 102 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,784 If only all fathers were like you. 103 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,787 - Let's continue. - No. I've lost too much. 104 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:13,707 Just one more round. 105 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:17,252 Fine. This time with a bigger bet. 106 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,880 That's nothing. Here you go. 107 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,382 - All in. - Great. 108 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,762 - Listen carefully. - Bring it on. 109 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:32,726 - Is this money mine? - Of course not! I have my share. 110 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,019 No? You lose. 111 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,354 - Thanks! - Hey! 112 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:40,775 I should've answered "yes". Stupid! Stupid! 113 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,489 Place your bets. 114 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,203 The house wins! 115 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,539 Every time! 116 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,875 Of course, I prayed to Wong Tai Sin! 117 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,210 - Really? - He'll grant your every wish. 118 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,504 I must pray to Wong Tai Sin, too. 119 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,174 No wonder I'm so unlucky today. 120 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,053 Excuse me. 121 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:11,056 Excuse me. Excuse me. 122 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,061 I only have big notes. Lend me some money. 123 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,938 Eh? No way! 124 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,357 You haven't paid me back yet. 125 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:24,027 I'm winning. Don't get in my way. Get lost now! 126 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,322 Place your bets. 127 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,660 - Place your bets! - Hey. Help me place a bet. 128 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,912 - Which one? - Two hundred dollars on that. 129 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,497 Right, that one. 130 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,291 - Here? - Yes, thanks. 131 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,921 Why did you bet so much? 132 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,715 - The luck is on the house. - Not every time. 133 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,385 - You'll lose the money. - Place your bets! 134 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,345 Go big or go home. 135 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,056 Hurry. Place your bets. 136 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,184 The odds are good! 137 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,155 See for yourself. 138 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,116 - Good? - Obviously. 139 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,840 Let's go. 140 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,803 Come on. Come on. 141 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,644 Oh, no. What's happening? 142 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,789 Cashing in... 143 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,583 You won! 144 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,626 You too! 145 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,420 Hey, don't you leave. 146 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,173 My bet was $200. Why am I paid only $100? 147 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,342 It was paid accordingly. You bet 100, I paid 100. 148 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,511 I asked him to put $200 on. 149 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,638 - That's your problem. - It was you! 150 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:19,017 - I asked you to put $200 on. - I did. How would I know? 151 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,194 - I don't care, you have to pay it back! - What's going on? 152 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,529 Brother Nine, he stole $100 from her. 153 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,657 - I did not. She's lying. - Not a problem at all. 154 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,911 Pay the lady $200 and ask her to leave. 155 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:41,289 - Yu Nam, come back here. - Stand right here. 156 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,460 Brother Nine, please give me a chance. 157 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,380 Brother, you've got a nerve. 158 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,093 Look at your debts. 159 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,512 How dare you cause trouble at my place? 160 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:59,224 Do you want to be stabbed, or to lose your legs? Eh? 161 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,393 Brother Nine, I've been very unlucky lately. 162 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:06,815 I've pawned everything in my house, everything except my wife. 163 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,942 I've seen your wife. 164 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,237 - She has big breasts. - She's voluptuous. 165 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,531 Many people saV 5°- 166 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:19,494 Let your wife sleep with me for a night and your debts will be cleared. 167 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,163 I can't ask my wife to do that. 168 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,458 - Even if she says yes, I can't do it. - Beat him up. 169 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,835 Move! 170 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:36,553 Brother Nine... women need sweet-talking to convince them. 171 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,974 If you were to give me $200 to butter her up... 172 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:48,356 - Don't you dare lie to me. - I would never. 173 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,027 I'll convince my wife to sleep with you. 174 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,697 Thanks, Brother Nine. 175 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,283 Two hundred is a good deal. 176 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,583 Happy birthday to you! 177 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:11,254 Happy birthday to my wifey! 178 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,549 Drink up and celebrate! 179 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,844 Amazing. 180 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,848 Darling, drink as much as you want. 181 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:26,436 You're always gambling. I thought you've forgotten my birthday. 182 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:32,442 Once you're married, your wife is the dearest person to you. 183 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,861 Let's drink. Let's drink. 184 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,821 Let's drink! 185 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:43,077 Drink up. Beer is your best friend! 186 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,874 You're amazing, wifey. 187 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,839 Don't do that. 188 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,719 There are people watching. 189 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,680 Let's not go home tonight. 190 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:06,267 - Where shall we go? - Kowloon Tong. 191 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,362 - How much? - Wow, look at the room. It's beautiful. 192 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,074 Look at the mirrors. 193 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,251 Hey! 194 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,297 Hey. So? 195 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,593 Don't worry, all's good. Come in once I turn off the lights. 196 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,890 It's so beautiful. 197 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,152 Take off your clothes. 198 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,365 Let me help you. 199 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,370 Hang on. 200 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,087 This is fun. 201 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:20,174 - Come out now. - But I want to take a bath. 202 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,971 You look amazing tonight. 203 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,726 Hey, now! 204 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,940 Darling, you've been amazing today. 205 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,487 But you smell terrible! 206 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,575 You bastard! 207 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,517 Sit down! 208 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,532 You son of a bitch. 209 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,327 Look here! 210 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,666 Let me give you a taste. 211 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,778 You bastard. 212 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:51,159 I have a new girlfriend. But now, I can't even sleep with her! 213 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,954 Brother Nine, everything was fine at first. 214 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,248 I didn't know you had body odor. 215 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,792 - I could've bought some... - Stop talking. 216 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,003 You have two options now. 217 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,131 First, you kill yourself and save me the trouble! 218 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,343 Or second, they kill you. 219 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,681 If they're going to do the work, you'll die miserably. So, choose one! 220 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,725 Is there a third option? 221 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,145 There is. This... 222 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:25,693 Brother Nine, if I lost that, I'd rather die. 223 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:31,699 Alright, you have 24 hours to get in the newspaper headlines. 224 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,828 If not, I'll chop you into 24 pieces. Mark my words. 225 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,300 Where are you going? 226 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:54,347 I'm leaving. How could you let some other man sleep with me? 227 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,975 - I'm divorcing you! - Darling, I had no choice. 228 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,853 I was forced to do it. Please forgive me. 229 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:07,318 You bastard! Even if you cry me a river, I won't be deceived again! 230 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,529 You're just feigning sympathy! 231 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,990 At least let me know your contact number. 232 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,159 We can meet up for a drink. 233 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,828 Just call me at 266-366. 234 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,249 266-366. 235 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,209 That's easy to remember. 236 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,169 Darling! Darling! 237 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,421 Please wait for me! 238 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,815 Cola. 239 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,858 Wifey. 240 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,361 Good bye. 241 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,125 Even the tree despises me. 242 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,840 Damn you! 243 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,723 Wait a moment. Don't do it! 244 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,392 Don't do it. Come down now. 245 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,520 - I don't want to be saved. - Sit down. 246 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:28,107 I'll die somewhere else anyway. Just leave me be! 247 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,904 Luckily you're fine. 248 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:40,286 You fool. I wasn't saving you, I was saving the tree! 249 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:44,081 This tree belongs to the government. 250 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,752 If you break the tree, you'll get me fired. 251 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:53,507 You snapped the branch, so you're coming to the police station with me! 252 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:59,722 I'm charging you for breaking the tree in the park. Can you pay for the bail? 253 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,017 I'm penniless. 254 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,145 Maybe your relatives can help you? 255 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,106 There's no one. My wife has left me. 256 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,234 I'm going to trust you for now. 257 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,364 I'll let you sign the bail. Make sure you turn up at court. 258 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,783 Sign here. 259 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,331 Leave now. 260 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,503 This is the strongest rat poison. Be careful with it. 261 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,297 - It's enough to kill a person. - Are you sure? 262 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,759 - Three dollars. - Where's my ecstasy? I've already paid. 263 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,678 Those are not ecstasy. 264 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,305 - It's illegal to sell them. - Just give it to me. 265 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,516 - Pay now! - Hey! 266 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,143 - Where are you going? - I'm grabbing some food. 267 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,146 - How's your boyfriend? - He's happy. 268 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,982 Let's call and ask him out. 269 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,194 You can call him. Let's go. 270 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:59,740 - Come on. - Contraceptive pills? I don't sell them. 271 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,201 - Here's the money. - All coins? 272 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,039 - I forgot the pills. - Are you sure? 273 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,834 - I'm sure. - Let's head back. 274 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:15,798 - What's this? - That guy must've mixed them up. 275 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,592 - What a pain! - We're in a rush! 276 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,219 Take them and leave. 277 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,511 Hong Kong... goodbye. 278 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,268 "Let Big-Little Chiu have my eyes. 279 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:13,773 "Let kidney patients have my kidneys. 280 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:18,235 "Let my friends have my dick." 281 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,571 What a weirdo! 282 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,785 "Let Melon Scraper have my teeth. 283 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,661 "So long. Goodbye." 284 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,306 You sick pervert! 285 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,187 Salute! 286 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,357 Left. Left, right, left. 287 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,902 Left, right, left, right... 288 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,779 Lady? 289 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,656 What do you want? 290 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,492 Look at me. 291 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,078 You're sick! 292 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,997 I'll cut it off, cut it off, cut it off! 293 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,000 I'll cut it into pieces! I'll cut if off you! 294 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:21,131 - See if you still dare! - Right, left, right, left... 295 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,511 Left. Left, right, left. 296 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,263 Attention! 297 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,057 Left turn! 298 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,601 Right turn! 299 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,479 About turn! 300 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,191 Stop right there! Stop! 301 00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,403 Ready. Get set. 302 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:46,866 Stop right there! Stop running or I'll shoot! 303 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,742 I'll shoot! 304 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:12,016 Thanks. Thanks for your support. 305 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,353 Thank you, everyone. 306 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,069 - Stop right there! - He's here. 307 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,950 Lend it to me for a second. 308 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,832 One more try. 309 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,836 - Lend it to me for a second. - Hey! 310 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,133 Go11 you! 311 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,678 - Sir. - Sergeant. 312 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,014 He was caught flashing on the street. 313 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:55,476 You again? You're really becoming annoying. 314 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:59,605 Sir, aren't my legs prettier than Miss Hong Kong? 315 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,024 - So pretty, right? - Put your legs down! 316 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,238 Do you know what day it is today? 317 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,032 Your godmother's birthday? 318 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,867 My godfather's birthday? 319 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:15,162 So, it's your godmother and my godfather's wedding anniversary? 320 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,747 No. 321 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,625 It's my thanksgiving day. 322 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,420 That's two times you've been in today. You're such trouble. 323 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:29,927 What? Sergeant, why is he showing his butt? 324 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,723 - Officer 1331. - Yes. 325 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,351 Get him some clothes to cover up. 326 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,395 Yes, sir. 327 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:44,900 Listen. I'm charging you with disorderly conduct in a public place. 328 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:48,278 I know you can't pay for bail, and you have no relatives. 329 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:52,241 Officer, lock him up. Bring him to court tomorrow. 330 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,410 - Sir. - What are you doing? 331 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:57,663 - You assaulting the police? - No. Actually... 332 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:02,126 I have a friend. I'll ask him to bail me out. 333 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,546 Call your friend now. And don't assault the police! 334 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,006 Got it. 335 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,659 Brother Nine, you've gone too far. 336 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,455 If you want your money back, come find me in hell! 337 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,542 I'm going now! 338 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,511 Eh? Are you kidding me? 339 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:38,430 I'm away for one minute, and the glass disappears? 340 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:43,102 What the hell is this? Damn it. Who did this? 341 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,229 I'll beat you up if I catch you! 342 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,737 I'm still alive. 343 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,740 My beard's still here. 344 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,643 Thieves must've left these. 345 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:29,690 This is unbelievable. It's not my time to die! 346 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,502 I'm so happy! I'm rich! Rich! 347 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:56,133 I don't have to die! I'm so happy! 348 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,795 "My beloved daughter, Liu Acui. 349 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,340 "Born on February 7th, 1958. 350 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:39,259 "Died on May 2nd, 1980." 351 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,596 She was only in her twenties. 352 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,936 Damn... I thought it was made of gold. 353 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,938 Just something inauspicious. 354 00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,294 - Who are you looking for? - You. 355 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,338 Me? I don't know you. 356 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,340 But I know you. 357 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:22,344 Did you just pick up a duffle bag in the alley? 358 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,681 No, I didn't pick up anything. 359 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,850 Look at the photo. Isn't this you? 360 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,230 Come in and we'll talk. 361 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,360 That's right, it was me. 362 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,696 I found the bag. 363 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,991 Finders keepers. 364 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:58,338 Don't worry. I'm not here for the jewelry. 365 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:02,843 Actually, I'm going to give you more. 366 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,887 That sounds too good to be true. I don't believe you. 367 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,931 Let me tell you. 368 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,891 My name is Liu San. 369 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:13,061 This tablet belongs to my daughter, Liu Acui. 370 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:16,815 She came to Hong Kong and was captured by a gang. 371 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,985 She was tied up, raped, and killed by them. 372 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:23,113 Her body was discarded in the river. 373 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:26,616 I think I saw it in the news on television. 374 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,830 Listen. She's my one and only daughter. 375 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:38,587 After she died, I didn't want her spirit wandering around restlessly. 376 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:45,469 I wanted to find her a husband, so she wouldn't be lonely. 377 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:51,516 You're looking for a husband for her? That's none of my business. 378 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,894 You can advertise in the papers. 379 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:56,396 It is your business since you found the bag. 380 00:30:56,521 --> 00:31:00,400 If you agree to marry my daughter, you can keep all the jewelry. 381 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:11,828 Surely this isn't going to be enough. 382 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:15,082 You want me to marry a ghost? There's a price. 383 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:19,086 If you marry my daughter, I won't treat you badly. 384 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,838 I'll give you a house, too. 385 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,965 The tenure is up to 999 years. 386 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,635 It's right below Government Hill. 387 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,179 Right beside the funeral parlor. 388 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:32,432 You're confusing me with the directions. 389 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,684 It's at 2, Maple Street. 390 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,145 Right beside Kowloon's parlor. 391 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,940 Whoever lives there will become rich. 392 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:45,320 Even for the parking lots, they have a total of 999 lots. 393 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,906 Let me think about it. 394 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:51,618 So, there's 999... 395 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:58,166 It's like a million. Are you for real? 396 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,253 If you agree, we'll get the papers signed right away. 397 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,547 PROPERTY CONTRACT 398 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,340 Alright. It's a deal. 399 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:37,164 Master, your son-in-law is here. 400 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,791 Please come in. 401 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:49,676 Bow to heaven and earth. 402 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,889 First bow. 403 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,391 Second bow. 404 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,852 Please have a seat, Master. 405 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:02,689 Have a cup of tea, Master. 406 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,441 Father, for you. 407 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,320 Master, please have some tea. 408 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,073 Dear wife, let's drink. 409 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,243 Offer tea to the madam as well. 410 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,955 Mother, for you. 411 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,960 Madam, please drink some tea. 412 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:31,843 Thank you, Madam. Thank you, Master. 413 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,386 Thank you. 414 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,098 Not now, Young Master. 415 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,392 Go and have a toast with the sisters. 416 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,852 Alright. 417 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:53,073 Ladies, the groom is here to make a toast. 418 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:57,035 Thank you for coming. Please enjoy yourselves. 419 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,829 - Cheers. - Please help yourselves. 420 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:05,585 The groom and the bride shall go into their room now. 421 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:30,652 Please take some rest. 422 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:33,280 Goodnight, young lady, young master. 423 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:36,533 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 424 00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:47,627 Yu Nam, from today, you're Acui's husband. 425 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,465 To make it easier to get along with her... 426 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:57,512 ...|'m going to tell you about her living habits. 427 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:01,099 She used to learn karate, and she's hot-tempered. 428 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,518 You have to accommodate her. 429 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,231 Also, she likes to eat instant noodles with egg. 430 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,778 You have to make that every day. 431 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,323 And she enjoys a beer before her meal. 432 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,450 And a Guinness after her meal. 433 00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:21,119 It's good for the body. 434 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:23,705 She's very lazy, too. 435 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,583 She reads in bed. 436 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:30,003 When she wants to sleep, she's too lazy to turn off the lights. 437 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:34,007 Electricity is expensive, so I prepared this for her. 438 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,551 Clap once, the lights will turn off. 439 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,679 It works. 440 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,557 Clap twice, and the lights will turn on. 441 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,103 This is great. Where did you get this? 442 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,857 From Lane Crawford. I should get going now. 443 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:54,861 I'll come visit when I'm free. 444 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,655 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 445 00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:01,117 What a fool, marrying a ghost! 446 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:04,120 Toasting a ghost? What kind of movie is this? 447 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:07,457 I only did it for the money. What a fool! 448 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:15,465 Wife? Just rest in peace! 449 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:19,135 Don't be an eyesore. 450 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:25,934 Go back to where you are. 451 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:28,853 Stop bothering me. 452 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:36,736 Goodnight. 453 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,699 Is the ghost really here? 454 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,482 Oh, it's you. 455 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,609 Come on. 456 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:59,671 So this house comes with a dog? 457 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,050 You were here before me. I'll let you stay. 458 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,178 You really gave me a scare. 459 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:14,602 You fool, there's no ghost. 460 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:18,523 Idiot! Freaking yourself out. 461 00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:28,366 Who's singing so badly? 462 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,345 Hey, that's enough! 463 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:53,141 - Be quiet, you fool! - What did you just say? 464 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:56,185 - I told you to shut up. - What? 465 00:39:56,311 --> 00:40:00,356 This is Hong Kong. I'm free to do what I want. 466 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:03,151 And I can sing whatever I want. 467 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:04,694 Listen to this. 468 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:09,032 I came from the mountains with orchid grass 469 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,534 I can dance, too. Watch this. 470 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:15,163 A ball on my left, a ball on my right 471 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,665 I was playing ping-pong 472 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,876 What are you going to do now? 473 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,672 I'll sing! 474 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,509 So, you want balls? I'll give you some balls! 475 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:30,845 Take this! 476 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,934 - That hurt! - "What are you going to do now?" 477 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:09,926 The baby powder leaves you feeling so fresh. 478 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,846 It's in my eyes. 479 00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:18,226 Hello? 480 00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,520 What's up? 481 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,940 I'm not free today. 482 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,820 I'm going to meet Susie in Tsim Sha Tsui. 483 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:44,711 Hi. How do you do? 484 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:48,673 Miss Stewardess, where are you flying to? 485 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,183 Mister, you haven't paid for this month's garbage fee. 486 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,020 - Thirty dollars? - That's right. 487 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,898 - There. - Thanks. 488 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:16,993 - Who is it? - Yu Nam. 489 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,251 Hello, darling! 490 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,796 You're such a beauty! 491 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:33,843 You beauty. Aren't you working today? 492 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,803 Her father is hardworking 493 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:38,056 He sells duck eggs at the market 494 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:42,060 Susie's house in Tsim Sha Tsui has many beautiful clothes 495 00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:45,897 Orange, green, beige and blue all looks hot and eye-catching 496 00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:49,817 She stumbles upon a handsome guy, her eyes blink fiercely 497 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:54,113 Susie from Tsim Sha Tsui is not just that simple 498 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:57,867 She goes to discos in secret and parties all night 499 00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,536 She gives you free hugs... 500 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:04,832 - What was that for? - You're asking what's that for? 501 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:07,877 We just got married, and already you're fooling around? 502 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:11,130 - Go to hell! - I'm here for you, not Susie. 503 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:15,802 I don't understand you. She is she, and I am me. 504 00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,137 She's a hooker, I'm a lady! 505 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,848 - We're different! - What are you talking about? 506 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:22,892 I'm your wife, you fool! 507 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:25,603 Go home now! 508 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,230 Go home! Now! 509 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,774 - Susie, it's me! - Go home! 510 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:32,110 Go home now! 511 00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:34,362 I'm pissed! 512 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:54,590 There's no such thing. 513 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:22,618 It's just instant noodles, not abalone. 514 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:34,839 Damn you! 515 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,067 Are you convinced now? 516 00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,281 That hurt! 517 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:04,410 Hey, Yu Nam, is it true? 518 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,872 I'm not bluffing. She's fierce. 519 00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:13,377 Hey, if the ghost sees the news of how she died so miserably, 520 00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:17,131 she'll probably kill you. 521 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:21,219 Damn it. I would've divorced her. 522 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:23,387 There's no need to divorce her. 523 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,098 I have an idea. 524 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,476 - What's that? - It's easy. 525 00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:31,395 Give me some money. 526 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,439 I'll find a psychic. 527 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,734 We'll interrogate her. That'll do it. 528 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:41,197 - But she's a ghost, you'd have trouble. - Why, are you scared? 529 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:45,034 Money makes the world go round. Just give me the money. 530 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,161 Alright, I trust you. 531 00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:53,167 What? Is that it? 532 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:57,338 - How much do you want? - At least one more. Come on. 533 00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:01,342 Ox-Head and Horse-Face. Enforcers of the Underworld. 534 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:04,762 Liu Acui came to Hong Kong, 535 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,181 and she was raped and killed by men. 536 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:12,770 Her husband, Yu Nam, wants to talk to her. 537 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:16,649 I beseech you, enforcers, 538 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:20,820 allow her to meet with her husband. 539 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,452 What's she pointing at? 540 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,831 What's she doing? 541 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,439 You, where are you from? 542 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:59,567 I came to Hong Kong. 543 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:05,781 Why do you wander around restlessly? 544 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:10,077 I had a sad life. 545 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:13,998 When I was crossing the border, 546 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:18,169 I was captured by a gang. 547 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:21,922 They took my money. 548 00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:25,217 They raped and killed me. 549 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:29,180 They tied my hands with wire. 550 00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:32,391 Then, they threw my body into the river. 551 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:39,190 I died so unjustly. 552 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:45,196 Why did you come to this country? 553 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:49,241 I wanted to meet Teresa Teng. 554 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:54,830 All this trouble just to meet Teresa Teng? 555 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:01,879 You're lucky she's not asking for a co-lour television. 556 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:07,093 Young lady, you got it wrong. 557 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:12,223 Teresa Teng is not in Hong Kong. 558 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:15,893 You must go and seek her elsewhere. 559 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:20,272 Leave my client alone. 560 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:25,653 No. I can't leave. 561 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:31,992 I'll leave when I have my Hong Kong identity card. 562 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:37,248 Is this for real? The amnesty order is no longer valid. 563 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:40,960 - We don't need an identity card. - Not for the place she's from. 564 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,545 That's true. 565 00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:47,466 You promised that I'd be able to bargain with her. 566 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:51,929 Ask her now, if I give her some money, will she leave? 567 00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:57,977 Hi, there. 568 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:04,191 If he gives you some money, will you leave? 569 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:05,818 Alright. 570 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:10,865 Set up an account for me at the HSBC Bank. 571 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,784 How about setting up an automatic transfer, too? 572 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:16,412 - Are you kidding? Ghosts like money? - You got me. 573 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:20,040 Give me money or die! 574 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:24,503 Help! Ghost! Help! 575 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:27,047 Help! 576 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,758 Let go of me! 577 00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,690 Ow! You stepped on my foot! 578 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,986 Who turned on the lights? We're busted! 579 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:53,324 - Turn off the lights now! - How dare you! 580 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:56,785 Give me my money back! 581 00:49:56,911 --> 00:50:00,164 It's just a small amount to help out your friend. 582 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:02,291 Friend? We're not friends! 583 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:05,169 - I want my money back! - There's nothing left. 584 00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:08,297 I spent it all on this show. 585 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:12,551 Let's go. Don't trust everything people say, you fool! 586 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:15,888 Don't let me ever see you again, you idiot! 587 00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:27,525 Listen, I'm the best medium in town. 588 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:29,193 Have a seat. 589 00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:31,111 I'm the Great Spiritual Master. 590 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:34,240 If you have any problem, just look for me. 591 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:37,117 - Well, I... - Wait, there's more! 592 00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:40,246 Having problems at home? Come look for me. 593 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:44,083 Encountered a ghost or evil? I can help you! 594 00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:49,380 - How did you know that? - Come sit down and we'll talk. 595 00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:01,934 Your face. You look unlucky. 596 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,520 You're weakened by great wealth. 597 00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:07,273 There's a ghost following you around. 598 00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:11,193 Oh, you have a peach blossom curse, too. 599 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,488 If you hadn't come to me today, 600 00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:17,533 you wouldn't have lived to see another day. 601 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:22,079 - Is this just another scam? - Wait! 602 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:29,753 Hard truths sting the ears, but your days are numbered. 603 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,590 What a shame. 604 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:38,137 - Am I going to die? - Indeed you are. 605 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:42,933 - Without my help, you'll die for sure. - And you can save me? 606 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:46,937 Of course. I'm the Great Spiritual Master. 607 00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:49,815 For real? I just got scammed last night. 608 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,735 For sure. And you can pay me after. 609 00:51:53,694 --> 00:51:56,405 - Even Miss Daisy agrees. - Miss Daisy? 610 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,657 The one from the milk company. 611 00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:02,369 Alright. Deal. 612 00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:06,957 Summoning the Four Heavenly Kings 613 00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:12,713 to exorcise demons and monsters. 614 00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:16,175 Summoning Liu Acui's spirit! 615 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:26,226 Capturing Liu Acui's spirit! 616 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:34,026 Swiftly, by the order of the law! 617 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:32,459 Commence, two north. Three through, four beneath. 618 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,712 Five crossed, six beneath, seven through. 619 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:36,588 Eight beneath, nine summoning. 620 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:40,342 Liu Acui's spirit, quickly return! 621 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:50,602 I beseech you, come forth to the gourd! 622 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:55,149 I beseech you, come forth to the gourd... 623 00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,841 I beseech you, come forth to the gourd! 624 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:24,344 Rest within, and remain bound! 625 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,016 You may turn on the lights now. 626 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,527 I've captured the ghost. 627 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:53,540 Sorry for the offense. Please forgive me. 628 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,880 The ghost you've asked me to capture is not just any ghost, 629 00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:03,592 but the owner of this house. 630 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:06,637 How can I capture her? 631 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:09,431 She's asking me to leave. 632 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:12,309 Sorry, I can't help you. 633 00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:16,772 But Master... 634 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:41,129 You're so bad. 635 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:47,052 You're so bad. 636 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:55,561 - You fool! - What? 637 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:59,398 How dare you find a priest to capture me? 638 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,608 Do you think I'm that weak? 639 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:07,114 - Are you being possessed? - Possessed? How dare you! 640 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,116 Sit down there! 641 00:56:10,242 --> 00:56:14,246 Hey! Do you know who I am? 642 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,582 I'm your wife. 643 00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:20,669 You want to get rid of me? That's wishful thinking! 644 00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:23,839 Even if you are a ghost, please be reasonable. 645 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:26,425 Be reasonable? 646 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:29,136 We were officially married. 647 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:32,014 Do you think I'd fool around with other men? 648 00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:35,684 I'm totally loyal. Understand? 649 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:40,397 I know that. I married you. 650 00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:43,650 Just as long as you know. 651 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:46,403 I gave you everything, food, money. 652 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,031 How could you be ungrateful? 653 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:52,534 You even hired a priest to capture me? 654 00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:54,786 I had no choice. 655 00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:58,957 I'm only human, a man with sexual needs. 656 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:02,419 And you're like the wind, you have nothing for me. 657 00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:07,382 I only sleep with a pillow. I can't just keep masturbating! 658 00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:12,596 Well, not always. 659 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:19,353 - What do you have for me? - Rest assured. I'll satisfy you tonight. 660 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:24,650 It's past one o'clock. Where's my satisfaction? 661 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:29,029 I've been fooled again. 662 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:33,033 I should just get some sleep. 663 00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:55,555 Miss Stewardess, did you just fly back? 664 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,352 What are you doing? 665 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:05,649 I'm here to satisfy you, dear husband. 666 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:10,195 It's you. We can do it every night. 667 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,812 Open the door! Open the door! 668 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,110 Open the door! 669 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:41,698 I can't take it anymore. Open the door! 670 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:45,076 Oh, damn it! I can't take it anymore. 671 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,998 Come watch me shower. 672 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:53,335 Foreplay? That's a good move. 673 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,783 Always at your service. 674 01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:11,496 It's wet! 675 01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:15,292 Ladies and gentlemen. 676 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:18,378 The aircraft is entering the eye of a typhoon. 677 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:21,339 We might experience strong turbulence. 678 01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:25,343 Please fasten your seat belts. 679 01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,346 The turbulence is really strong! 680 01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:37,856 Not again? 681 01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:42,110 I'll show you some colors! 682 01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:49,868 Don't worry. You've got me. 683 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:07,552 Oh, my beautiful erhu... 684 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:11,598 It's broken. 685 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:17,187 I'll still love you forever. 686 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,325 BRYLCREEM A LITTLE DAB'LL DO YA! 687 01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:41,669 You look great 688 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:45,965 I look great 689 01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:51,763 Everyone looks great 690 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,274 For the Han State 691 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:08,571 I am willing to use both my sword and books to conquer the world 692 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:16,371 With a righteous heart 693 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:21,876 I will defend my country and annihilate my enemies 694 01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:32,846 I'll be your best friend in bed 695 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:43,648 I'll check the weather. 696 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:10,550 - I'm so sorry. - You're sorry? 697 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:13,636 Water your plants more carefully. You got me all wet. 698 01:06:15,346 --> 01:06:17,307 Miss Stewardess is here! 699 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:27,025 You again? You need more detergent? 700 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:28,818 Bye-bye! 701 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,196 Have you forgotten about me? 702 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:34,991 I was here yesterday. I'm your wife! 703 01:06:35,116 --> 01:06:37,660 What? In this body? 704 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:40,371 Stop talking already! 705 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:45,084 - Let's go inside. - Let's skip tonight, dearest. 706 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:49,422 Why skip tonight? I want you now! Right now! 707 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,925 Not like this. Help! 708 01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:53,343 Help! 709 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:55,970 Stop! 710 01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:10,693 Come on! 711 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:18,284 Come over here! Let's get this done! 712 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,578 Help! Help! 713 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,543 Rape! Help! 714 01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:28,795 Rape! 715 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,296 Rape! 716 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:35,969 I'll stop you right there! Serves you right! 717 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:39,347 - Stop throwing things at me! - Stay away from me. 718 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:41,224 Come to me! 719 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:46,604 How dare you! 720 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:49,274 - Let's do this! - Help! 721 01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:04,622 You... look... great. 722 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:12,922 I'll be with you day and night 723 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:18,469 Forever and a day, I'll be your best friend... 724 01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:23,391 - Be careful. There's paint here. - I know that! 725 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,067 Not again? 726 01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:46,581 Hey, hey! You keep going to the toilet. Are your kidneys alright? 727 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:52,378 None of your business. 728 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:55,006 I only ask because I care. 729 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:57,091 Why do you have crossed eyes? 730 01:08:57,216 --> 01:09:00,178 Well, because I peeped at my sister taking a shower. 731 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:02,680 Too many times I've crossed eyes! 732 01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:05,224 You're lucky you're not blind. 733 01:09:05,350 --> 01:09:08,770 When can you finish up? You're blocking the way. 734 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:12,857 Don't worry. I'll get this done in no time. 735 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,484 Watch this. 736 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:18,279 Egg stain. Ketchup stain. 737 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:20,073 Soy sauce stain. 738 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:23,534 Draw a circle, surrounding them. 739 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:27,789 And let me do my job! 740 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:32,168 Look at the egg stain, gone. 741 01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:35,088 Ketchup stain, gone. 742 01:09:35,213 --> 01:09:37,840 Soy sauce stain, gone. 743 01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:40,843 All stains, gone. 744 01:09:40,968 --> 01:09:42,762 Now, the wall is clean. 745 01:09:42,887 --> 01:09:47,475 Even with crossed eyes, I'm as good as any normal person. 746 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,977 I get it. Just do it quickly. 747 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:51,854 Please, I beg you. 748 01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,983 And you have a big nose! 749 01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:10,081 Let me put on some make-up! 750 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:41,446 - Who is it? - It's me. 751 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:46,325 - What do you want? - I feel horny, ever so horny. 752 01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:48,578 Talk to me later! 753 01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:51,414 Hubby, I want you now! 754 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:56,461 - Come out now. - With his body? 755 01:10:56,586 --> 01:11:00,006 - Hurry! - I need a plunger. 756 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:04,594 Hurry! I want you now! I can't wait any longer! 757 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,763 I'm not finished yet! 758 01:11:06,888 --> 01:11:10,767 I can't wait any longer. I want you right now. 759 01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:15,646 Oh, this is bad. I need to save myself. 760 01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:21,027 - I want you right now. - Use this stick. 761 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:25,865 - I don't want that! I want you! - Help! 762 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:32,789 Hubby! Come here! 763 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:38,294 I love you. 764 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:46,761 Ah! You stink! 765 01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:53,226 - What's wrong? I want you! - Go find someone else. 766 01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:57,855 - I want you. 767 01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,691 I don't want a blowjob. I want you. 768 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:09,575 - What's wrong? - Toilet. 769 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:17,667 So slipper)'- 770 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:30,596 Hubby. I'm fine with a blowjob. I'm coming down. 771 01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:33,015 No, don't do it. 772 01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:36,394 |fHflp.No!No!No! 773 01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:40,690 Stop. Don't come down. 774 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,655 It's going to rip! No! 775 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:52,285 It's fine. Don't worry. It won't rip. 776 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,249 This is nice. 777 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:16,017 Hey, wifey... 778 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:20,646 If you want to have sex tonight, please possess Miss Stewardess. 779 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:23,274 No cleaning lady or painter. 780 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:27,862 And definitely no godmother. It's unbearable. 781 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:32,033 You need to take care of my stick, or it'll be game over soon. 782 01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:36,495 Alright? 783 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,958 It's a deal? That's my wife! 784 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:45,796 That was fast! It's open, come in! 785 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,924 Another wonderful night. 786 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:50,676 I'll make up the room. 787 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,320 Your toilet roll. 788 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:16,118 Brother Nine. 789 01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,788 You've got some nerve. 790 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:23,584 You lied about killing yourself, and now you're enjoying life here, huh? 791 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:26,379 I'm now a eunuch because of you. 792 01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:30,341 I can't enjoy a sex life anymore. How do you make up for that? 793 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:33,719 - I'll fix it for you. - Fix it? 794 01:14:33,844 --> 01:14:35,721 If I could fix it, I wouldn't be here! 795 01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:37,807 I'll pay you compensation. 796 01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:41,727 You must be day dreaming. 797 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:43,854 Let him know the total. 798 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,860 $34,000... 799 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:55,074 Boss, the total including interest comes to $2,400,000. 800 01:14:57,159 --> 01:14:59,537 - Did you hear that? - Are you sure? 801 01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:01,664 How could it be over two million? 802 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:04,000 You must be kidding. Is that Japanese Yen? 803 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,919 That's not including my medical fees. Pay up now! 804 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:08,879 I'm not a bank! 805 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:16,887 What are you doing? Put that away. It's dangerous. 806 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:21,225 People can get hurt. Stop fooling around. 807 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:27,189 I want you to suffer like me and have no sex for the rest of your life. 808 01:15:27,314 --> 01:15:31,569 - Grab him! - Help! Don't do this! 809 01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:33,738 Help! 810 01:15:34,488 --> 01:15:36,741 - Take out his penis. - No! 811 01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,894 Boss, why do you sound like a woman? 812 01:16:06,854 --> 01:16:08,939 No! Please! 813 01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:13,736 Let me cut yours off. I'll turn you into a eunuch. 814 01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:16,822 Please, no! Don't! 815 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:20,117 - Don't do it. - Let me cut it off. 816 01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:25,247 - Boss! What are you doing? - Let me go. 817 01:16:25,372 --> 01:16:27,958 - That was close. - Let me go! 818 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:30,419 Get off me! 819 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:39,970 What's wrong with you? 820 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:45,267 - Let me cut it off. - Put down the knife! 821 01:16:45,392 --> 01:16:48,646 - Put down the knife! - Come on, let me cut it off. 822 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:52,900 Are you crazy? Let go of me! 823 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:06,664 Come on, then. 824 01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,793 - What's the matter with you? - I'll cut it off. 825 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:18,843 Help! Boss, help! Boss! 826 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:22,012 He's been possessed! Grab his finger! 827 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:25,182 Grab his finger! 828 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:34,859 Have you got a death wish? 829 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:50,541 Please go easy on me. 830 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,799 - Please go easy on me. -Judo? 831 01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:05,639 Wait! No! 832 01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:19,778 Please go easy on me. Tomoe-nage, circular throw. 833 01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:23,991 I'll do it myself. Circular throw! 834 01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:25,659 Not enough? 835 01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:28,829 Not enough? Again! 836 01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:33,500 This place is haunted. 837 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:37,129 Don't come here ever again. Let's go, hurry! 838 01:18:37,254 --> 01:18:39,006 Thank you. 839 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:43,677 Thank you. 840 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,024 - When did you move in? - None of your business. 841 01:18:57,149 --> 01:19:00,653 That's not a very kind attitude... 842 01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:23,592 Place your bets, everyone! 843 01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:30,683 Open! One, three, four. Eight. Small. 844 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,019 SMALL 845 01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:37,356 Oh, not again? 846 01:19:37,481 --> 01:19:40,192 It's been "Small" all the way. 847 01:19:40,317 --> 01:19:42,778 Bet again. 848 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:45,489 I've got no more bets. 849 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:50,744 Ah, an empty seat. Whose is this? 850 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:05,634 Here are my secret savings. 851 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:09,054 Go big or go home. 852 01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:16,020 - What are you doing? - Thief! 853 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:19,064 Thief! Somebody, help me! 854 01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:21,442 - Thief! - Let go of it! 855 01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:24,361 - Thief! - Give it to me! 856 01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:28,198 I'd better stay away. I'll wait. 857 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:34,955 Help! 858 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,623 Help! 859 01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:38,709 HGIp me! 860 01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:46,091 Right... I'll teach you a lesson. 861 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:51,597 How dare you rob an old lady? Go to hell! 862 01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:54,558 Pray you don't ever run into me! 863 01:20:55,559 --> 01:21:01,231 - Are you alright? - I was scared to death. 864 01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:03,442 You're such a kind person. 865 01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:06,987 What's wrong with the world? Robbing an old lady like me? 866 01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:10,866 - Don't move! - So, you're the thief? 867 01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:13,869 Stand still! You'll die if you move an inch. 868 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:18,916 You're even poorer than me. 869 01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:23,128 What is this? You fool! 870 01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:29,593 Don't you dare move, or I'll shoot your penis off! 871 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:33,013 Unzip your pants. Now! 872 01:21:33,138 --> 01:21:36,350 - I'm not wearing underwear. - I'll count to three. 873 01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:39,019 Unzip it or I'll shoot. 874 01:21:39,686 --> 01:21:41,105 One... 875 01:21:43,107 --> 01:21:44,441 Two... 876 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:52,324 Wow. This is a heavy load. 877 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,201 You fool! 878 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:57,413 Stop making noise or I'll kill you! 879 01:21:57,538 --> 01:21:59,373 Give me my gold. 880 01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,166 Hey, please don't. 881 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,052 Get moving! Now! 882 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:34,992 Hey, wifey. 883 01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:38,287 I've been unlucky in gambling lately. 884 01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:40,998 Even my last savings were taken away. 885 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:46,170 If I lose again, you won't even have a house to live in. 886 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:58,056 Wifey, we're married, you should help me to win back my money. 887 01:22:59,683 --> 01:23:01,727 You're useless. 888 01:23:16,033 --> 01:23:17,284 What? 889 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:19,828 You can? 890 01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,458 That's a good wife! 891 01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:30,422 Place your bets! 892 01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:34,468 I'm placing my bet now. 893 01:23:37,429 --> 01:23:40,307 - Are you sure? - I'm sure! All-six! 894 01:23:40,432 --> 01:23:44,853 - That fool's bet so much on all-six. - What stupidity! 895 01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:47,439 And you're stupid if you don't follow me. 896 01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:49,608 We'd be stupid if we did follow you! 897 01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,568 Open! 898 01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:55,989 Two sixes and one five. Total 17, big. 899 01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,287 Just two sixes? 900 01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:09,294 What's wrong with her? She's tricked me again! 901 01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:14,049 Now I'm pissed! 902 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:19,846 We're husband and wife. How could you? 903 01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:22,683 You said you were going to help me. You lied! 904 01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:26,478 Hubby, what's the matter? 905 01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:29,189 Why are you so mad, hubby? 906 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:31,608 "Hubby"? 907 01:24:33,026 --> 01:24:34,820 I want a divorce! 908 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:43,245 I want a divorce. 909 01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:53,088 I want to... 910 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:09,605 Wifey, I don't get you. 911 01:25:10,689 --> 01:25:12,858 Sometimes you're fierce... 912 01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:16,778 ...sometimes you're gentle and sweet. 913 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:22,576 Women are like that. 914 01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:26,330 Let me tell you, I went to the casino. 915 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:29,916 - But I couldn't get in. - Why? 916 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,919 Because there's a Door God at the entrance. 917 01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:36,006 - Door God? - The guardian of the casino. 918 01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:42,054 - What should I do? - Prepare an umbrella. 919 01:25:42,179 --> 01:25:46,475 Then, put my tablet in it, and take the umbrella into the casino. 920 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:48,894 - Will that work? - Just do as I say. 921 01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:02,741 Hey, what's with the umbrella? It's not raining. 922 01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:04,409 I just bought it. 923 01:26:04,534 --> 01:26:07,954 - Any weapons? - Of course not. 924 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,915 Stick it over there. 925 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:22,302 Please let me win big. 926 01:26:29,601 --> 01:26:31,436 Hubby. 927 01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:34,731 You've got me in. 928 01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:39,945 Bet on three sixes. Every time. 929 01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:44,157 - Three sixes? - Right. 930 01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:46,159 You're the best. 931 01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:50,956 Why did you pinch me? Are you nuts? 932 01:26:57,796 --> 01:27:01,174 Place your bets. Place your bets, everyone. 933 01:27:10,434 --> 01:27:13,520 Two hundred dollars on three sixes? You're gonna lose big. 934 01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:16,314 Let me see... 935 01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:20,402 Hey, Miss. Can you see his face? It's green. 936 01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:24,072 Nonsense. I'm losing here! 937 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:26,491 Big! 938 01:27:27,951 --> 01:27:29,953 Open! 939 01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:33,832 Three sixes! 940 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:37,043 Three sixes! 941 01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:41,798 - Hey, what's up with your voice? - I think I ate too much spicy food. 942 01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:45,218 You shou|d've followed my bet. 943 01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:49,723 Ah, you're in luck, boss! Here's your $200. 944 01:27:52,726 --> 01:27:56,396 - Your face glows with victory. - Leave it to me. 945 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:02,194 Let us win some, too. 946 01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:10,994 Here's the first stack. 947 01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:14,080 And the second stack. 948 01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:17,584 - This is for you. - Thank you. 949 01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:19,836 Thank you. 950 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:29,095 Place your bets, everyone! 951 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:35,310 - Three sixes, 400. - Are you sure? Again? 952 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:41,441 Fine, I'll bet one buck with you. 953 01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:44,528 Open! 954 01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,740 Three sixes! 955 01:28:50,116 --> 01:28:52,619 I shou|d've placed more! 956 01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:54,996 "Big" wins again. 957 01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:01,545 Not again? 958 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,642 That's an awful lot of money. 959 01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:19,771 Change the dealer. 960 01:29:22,399 --> 01:29:25,902 Hey, move away. You take over. 961 01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:38,874 Boss, there have been too many wins. I think it's cursed. 962 01:29:43,211 --> 01:29:44,754 Pause the game. 963 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:50,385 This table will be temporarily closed. Please move to the next table. 964 01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:52,596 Are you kidding? 965 01:29:58,226 --> 01:30:02,355 Hubby, we've won almost one million. Isn't that enough? 966 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:06,985 Are you crazy? Of course not. Plus, it was hard to get you in here. 967 01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,615 Hey, what are they doing? 968 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:14,868 How would I know? Let's play it by ear. 969 01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:22,667 - Wifey, wifey... - What did you call me? Wifey? 970 01:30:22,792 --> 01:30:24,586 I'm a man! 971 01:30:24,711 --> 01:30:27,714 Why would you call me "wifey"? You're crazy. 972 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:40,602 There's a gambler outside. 973 01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:50,111 He has a strong aura, and he's been winning on three sixes. 974 01:30:50,236 --> 01:30:55,408 He's taken $90,000. Go deal with him. 975 01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:02,374 No problem. 976 01:31:52,799 --> 01:31:54,718 Kill! 977 01:32:59,407 --> 01:33:00,825 Place your bets. 978 01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:02,368 Place your bets. 979 01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:18,051 Wifey, she's strong. 980 01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:21,346 Enter into her body. And hurry. 981 01:33:22,305 --> 01:33:24,390 He's very lucky. 982 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:34,818 - Let's follow his bet! - You must bet on other numbers! 983 01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:37,070 We want to bet on this! 984 01:33:38,655 --> 01:33:40,031 Open. 985 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:49,499 Not afraid of heaven, not afraid of Earth 986 01:33:51,459 --> 01:33:53,586 I fear no one. Leave me! 987 01:34:04,931 --> 01:34:07,934 - Bring it on. - Open! 988 01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:24,617 This round doesn't count. Take back your money. 989 01:34:24,742 --> 01:34:26,828 Play once again. 990 01:34:26,953 --> 01:34:30,790 She's really got something. She's blocking me. 991 01:34:33,376 --> 01:34:35,003 Prayer papers! 992 01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:51,144 - It's unbelievable. - It really is. 993 01:34:51,269 --> 01:34:53,062 What's the next result? 994 01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:55,732 - Stacked dice again. - No! Again? 995 01:34:55,857 --> 01:34:59,194 - Place a $500 side bet. - $500? Deal! 996 01:35:00,069 --> 01:35:01,487 Kill! 997 01:35:24,010 --> 01:35:25,595 Place your bets. 998 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,180 Three sixes. 999 01:35:30,808 --> 01:35:32,101 Open! 1000 01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:34,979 - Again? - How strange. 1001 01:35:37,482 --> 01:35:40,526 - Is this for real? - This is very odd. 1002 01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:42,779 Stacked dice again. Take back your money. 1003 01:35:42,904 --> 01:35:44,781 I won. 1004 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:49,994 - Play another round? - No, thank you! 1005 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:54,832 You've got some skills, bitch. I salute you. 1006 01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:58,127 He has a large aura. 1007 01:35:58,795 --> 01:36:02,674 I think you're no match for him. You should stop now. 1008 01:36:02,799 --> 01:36:05,969 What? I'm no match for him? 1009 01:36:06,719 --> 01:36:09,055 I'll win the next round. 1010 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:11,474 Well... alright. 1011 01:36:27,657 --> 01:36:31,077 - Amazing. - There'll be a good show later. 1012 01:36:31,202 --> 01:36:33,663 It's Hex versus Witchcraft. 1013 01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:46,718 KILL 1014 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,578 Place your bet! 1015 01:37:21,919 --> 01:37:23,713 Three sixes. 1016 01:37:25,006 --> 01:37:26,424 Open! 1017 01:37:30,178 --> 01:37:32,305 The dice are spinning! 1018 01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:34,474 “ Six! _ Six! Six! 1019 01:37:34,599 --> 01:37:36,476 ' Six! ' Six! 1020 01:37:50,323 --> 01:37:51,574 Kill! 1021 01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:56,788 Look at the dice, it's still spinning! 1022 01:37:58,623 --> 01:38:01,751 - Amazing! - That's incredible! 1023 01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:26,317 You're fired. 1024 01:38:27,610 --> 01:38:29,445 Give me the money. 1025 01:38:35,076 --> 01:38:39,622 Hey, you played a good game, really amazing. 1026 01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:43,418 You've won big. But please don't come here again. 1027 01:38:43,543 --> 01:38:45,753 Take this and leave. 1028 01:38:45,878 --> 01:38:47,922 Thank you so much! 1029 01:38:48,047 --> 01:38:51,884 Let's close the casino for a while... 1030 01:38:52,009 --> 01:38:57,306 Boss, you've been hexed. Look at you, look at your mouth. 1031 01:39:01,477 --> 01:39:03,855 I'll spoil you 1032 01:39:03,980 --> 01:39:06,983 I'll surely spoil you 1033 01:39:07,108 --> 01:39:12,071 We'll have sex tonight, flying planes up into the sky 1034 01:39:16,492 --> 01:39:18,369 It's getting late. 1035 01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:21,956 She should be here by now. 1036 01:39:35,344 --> 01:39:37,680 What's that? 1037 01:39:43,311 --> 01:39:47,356 - This is expensive jewelry. - How come he has a bag of that? 1038 01:39:57,325 --> 01:40:01,704 - Father, what's up? - I'm not here for you. Don't worry. 1039 01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:03,915 My daughter has a new lover. 1040 01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:07,168 She likes muscular guys. 1041 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:12,340 - So, I have no wife? - Don't worry. 1042 01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:15,551 She has a solution for you. Look! 1043 01:40:15,676 --> 01:40:18,346 Hey, you. 1044 01:40:20,181 --> 01:40:23,559 I'm crazily in love with you! 1045 01:40:28,356 --> 01:40:31,526 Money and women, I've got 'em all. Bye! 73615

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