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This is great.
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I am so glad we finally got to do this.
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Yeah. To sit down and actually
talk without the distractions.
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Definitely.
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I love double-dating.
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You know, I read somewhere that four
is the optimum number for conversation.
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I, I think I read that, too.
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I don't remember where I read that.
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Well, we could use some menus
and I could use a little water.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Excuse me. Could I...oh, she didn'T...
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- I'll do it.
- Okay.
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Excuse me. Excuse me!
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Excuse me.
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Good. Finally.
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And you kn wowhat?
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We could use a little bit...
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hi, I'm denise.
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Let me tell you about the specials.
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Is this your first time here?
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Uh, yes.
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I come here all the time.
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So, today we have an
heirloom tomato salad.
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It's really good.
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It is really good.
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- Also, they make a really...
- Hey, I got it.
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How do I know you? You look familiar.
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I eat here all the time.
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We've talked.
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You think I'm funny.
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You always put a
smiley face on my check.
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So what do you think
you're going to get?
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I think we'll probably
need another minute.
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I need to consult with my date.
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Oh, right. Your date.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll give you another minute.
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You must be cool parents.
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Mine would never go to dinner
with me and my boyfriend.
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He's cuban.
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What the hell?
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I mean that's insane. That
doesn't even make sense.
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Yeah, why would she think we were cuban?
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Why would she think we're your parents?
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Well, you did date my dad.
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Not now.
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Christine, it was just a mistake.
She didn't even look at you.
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She couldn't have looked
at me 'cause I look great.
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Well, I look better.
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I am barely old enough
to be ritchie's mom.
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Forget about it. Let's
not let it ruin our dinner.
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You're both beautiful... and young.
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So, what looks good?
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Why do they have to
make the print so small?
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Yeah, and is it too much to
ask for a comfortable chair?
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They got a lot of
rvenecharging that for a salad.
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how many times did I say to
that woman "no red peppers"?
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Ah, my stomach is killing me.
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Thanks for driving me home.
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Well, I figured since you and
daniel just started dating,
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he didn't need to know how much
red peppers don't agree with you.
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You ain't kidding.
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Oh, sorry about the ride home, by the way.
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God, the way they fawned over
daniel and new christine.
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You'd think they'd never seen
good-looking people before.
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Yeah, you might as well get used to it.
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That's what happens when
you date out of your league.
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What are you talking about?
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Daniel's not out of my...
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What about you?
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You must always be worried that new christine's
is going to find somebody better than you.
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I wasn'T.
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You shouldn'T.
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- I'm going to go call her.
- You should.
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Matthew.
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You would not believe the night I had.
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I had a great night.
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I think I know what I
want to do with my life.
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That's great.You would not
believe the night that I had.
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Yeah, I had a meeting with my
advisor from med school about
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what I'm going to do now that
I'm not going to be a doctor.
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And she was saying, since I've got a
year of medical school under my belt,
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with just two more semesters, I
could become a licensed therapist.
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And I did love my psychology coses and, uh, I
would still like for people to call me doctor.
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So, I think I'm going to be a therapist.
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A therapist?
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Oh, thank god.
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Doctor, you would not
believe the night that I had.
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I had no idea I'd feel this
much pressure dating daniel.
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You know, technically, I'm
not a therapist yet.
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I did just come up with
the idea ten minutes ago.
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I mean, you can't imagine the amount of work
it takes just to be with a man that handsome.
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It's not real.
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Neither are these.
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Or any of this.
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Oh, god, I hate this magic show.
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And the prep work is
even more exhausting.
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You know, the shaving, the
plucking, the waxing, the haircuts,
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the highlights, the line
reducers, the lip plumpers.
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Is whatever that was holding
up going to come out next?
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Matthew, I start off as a seven
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but after a few hundred
dollars' worth of products
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and three hours of my life
that I am never getting back,
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I turn into a very temporary nine.
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Do you really think that
daniel's with you because of her?
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No, it's not daniel. It's me.
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When you're with a person that
beautiful, the whole world is watching.
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I mean, when we walk into a
restaurant, all eyes go to him.
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And right after him, they come to me.
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Atd whan do you think they're thinking?
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Who's that ten with the
six who thinks she's a nine?
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Exactly.
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And then they think, "boy, I guess she must
be really rich or really great in the sack,"
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- both of which we know I ain'T.
- No!
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Yes, matthew.
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You're getting older.
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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And the way you look today is the best
you're gonna look for the rest of your life.
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You're a terrible therapist.
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This is a ridiculous conversation.
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You're beautiful. You've
always been beautiful.
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That's why mom hates you.
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You're a great therapist.
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So much better than my last therapist.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not
going to sleep with you.
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Let's run away from here.
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Patricia opted for the tummy
tuck, brow lift, neck resurfacing,
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breast augmentation, spider vein
removal, chin implant and brazilian butt tuck.
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And here's patricia now...
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Patricia.
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Oy. Christine.
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Hi, sweetie, it's me.
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Just called to say good night.
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Maybe you're not home yet.
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Which is weird because you live closer to the
restaurant than I do and I even brought christine home
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and then had to drive around
for a while with my windows open.
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So... call me.
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It's richard.
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Dr. Gurwich is a
board-certified plastic surgeon
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in private practice in
beverly hills, california.
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Hi, me again.
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Just thought I'd try your cell.
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Haven't heard from you and I just
wanted to make sure you're okay.
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You didn't go home with
the bartender, did you?
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I love you.
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You know that, right?
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Where are you?
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I love you.
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Marry me. What?
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My name is christine campbell, and, uh, I was just
watching dr. Gurwich on the surgery channel,
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and I had a few questions.
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Um, I'm currently dating a
man who is out of my league.
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He's a ten and I'm an eight.
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Seven.
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Six.
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I'm a five.
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Hey, baby.
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Listen, I just left a message on your cell
phone, and I need to talk to you about it.
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Where are you?
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Why aren't you answering
any of your phones?
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Let's get married.
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Stop it!
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And I really don't even
believe in plastic surgery.
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I think it's bad for women and sends a
particularly terrible message to young girls.
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That said, I really do
need to see the doctor.
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You have all my
numbers, so please call me.
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Something bad has happened.
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- I accidentally proposed to new christine.
- What?
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I was leaving her a message and I panicked
because I couldn't reach her and...
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what's happening there?
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I got a new bra.
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Nope.
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I'm trying something out.
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What are those?
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Boobs. And lunch.
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Lemon pepper chicken.
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I had chicken last night.
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What's in the bottom drawer?
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Look, I'm going to a plastic
surgeon today for a consultation.
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Don't say anything!
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My body, my choice, okay.
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I just want to see what my options are.
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It's no big deal.
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You're considering surgery for some guy?
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No, it's not for daniel.
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Just being with him has brought
up some stuff for me, okay.
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Richard, I'm getting older.
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That's not easy, especially in this town.
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Los angeles is a very, very unforgiving
place to be a 32-year-old woman.
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Maybe you should be
consulting with a math tutor.
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I thought you were a feminist.
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Yeah. Exactly.That's right.I am.
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So I don't need some man telling me I can't
have plastic surgery to look good for my man.
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Plus, my therapist says I
should raise my self-esteem.
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When did you start therapy?
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Last night.
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Look, richard, I want to
feel better about myself
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and the only way I can think of to do that, short
of diet and exercise, is plastic surgery.
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You're crazy.
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You proposed to a
woman on her cell phone.
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I can't believe I did that.
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And now I'm going to have to undo it.
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I'm going to have to un-propose to her.
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Maybe I'll send her an e-mail.
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What? No, you can't do that.
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Richard, she's in love with you.
She wants to marry you someday.
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If you pull the rug out
from under her again,
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I don't think she's going
to stick around. I wouldn'T.
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Crap, I'm going to have to marry her.
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Hey, if you marry new christine, is
she going to take your name?
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I don't know. Why?
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Because then we'd both
be christine campbell.
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That's not acceptable.
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I'll go back to my maiden name.
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I thought you wanted to have
the same last name as ritchie.
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I'll hyphenate.
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I'm christine kimble-campbell.
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I have an appointment with dr. Gurwich.
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- I'm sorry, kimble-campbell?
- Yeah.
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Christine kimble-campbell.
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Oh, there I am.
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Kimble-campbell comma christine.
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Ah, yes.
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I can see this is your first visit.
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Yeah, yeah, it is, but I'm fine with it.
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You know, I'm doing this for me.
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It's all about empowering me, as a woman.
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What size are those?
Did you get those here?
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Please take a seat and we'll call you.
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There's a before-and-after
book on the table.
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Maybe take a look at the necks.
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Well, there's my lover.
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Stan. What are you doing here?
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And I'm not your lover.
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Oh, you were my lover.
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And I got the pictures on
my cell phone to prove it.
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Stan, please...
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what are you doing here?
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Oh, I come here all the time.
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I live close by and this is a great
place to meet women with low self-esteem.
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So how are you doing?
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I don't have low self-esteem.
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Well... you did sleep with me.
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Well, I'm in therapy now.
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So, what are you... what are
you thinking of having done?
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I don't know.
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Just some tightening and
plumping and lifting in...
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this area.
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Can I say something as your
former and probably future lover?
250
00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:49,254
No.
251
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:54,454
I've seen you naked, upside-down, in
terrible lighting,
252
00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:57,867
right before you popped my air mattress.
253
00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:02,847
Stan, please. Okay?
254
00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:04,165
That was a long time ago.
255
00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:06,480
I'm dating a ten now.
256
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:10,692
My point is, you couldn't get any hotter.
257
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,788
Or dirtier.
258
00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:16,950
You know, I still have
a click in my jaw. I...
259
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:21,081
stan! Stop it. Okay?
260
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,668
Don't talk about that anymore.
261
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:23,716
I have a boyfriend now.
262
00:13:23,726 --> 00:13:25,762
You know, I'm going to go sit over there.
263
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,118
- Can I just tell you one more one thing?
- No.
264
00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:29,754
Do you want to know why you're hot?
265
00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,950
All right, one thing.
266
00:13:32,948 --> 00:13:37,040
It's because you're you, all the time.
267
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,976
Even when you shouldn't be.
268
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:44,865
And I just think that if you start
messing with you, trying to be less you...
269
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:48,178
I just think you'd be
making a big mistake.
270
00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,593
Oh, stan.
271
00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:53,108
I really do appreciate that. I do.
272
00:13:53,118 --> 00:13:53,917
But you know what?
273
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:56,881
No matter what happens, I'm
still going to be me.
274
00:13:56,891 --> 00:13:58,109
Kimble-campbell?
275
00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:01,901
I mean, you know, I'll always
be me. I know exactly who I am.
276
00:14:01,911 --> 00:14:04,476
Miss kimble-campbell?
277
00:14:06,123 --> 00:14:08,119
Christine kimble-campbell?
278
00:14:09,317 --> 00:14:10,165
That's me.
279
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:12,281
Okay, take care, stan.
280
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:15,385
Call me if you decide
to date fours again.
281
00:14:31,014 --> 00:14:32,641
You must be christine.
282
00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:34,836
I'm dr. Gurwich.
283
00:14:34,846 --> 00:14:36,982
Oh, my god.
284
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,928
You're beautiful!
285
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:43,669
Look at that bone structure
and gorgeous smile.
286
00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:46,034
Oh, that makes me feel good.
287
00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:50,955
Now if we just vacuum out all the bumpy stuff
hiding it and pull the skin up around it,
288
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:53,200
you'd be a knockout.
289
00:14:54,138 --> 00:14:56,683
That doesn't feel as good.
290
00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:59,398
- So, who do you want to look like?
- What?
291
00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:02,572
Is there someone you've
always wanted to be?
292
00:15:02,582 --> 00:15:04,728
Well, I've always wanted to be me.
293
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,502
Oh, a feminist.
294
00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:08,800
Yeah...
295
00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:11,235
I call them "befores."
296
00:15:12,432 --> 00:15:15,077
Well, actually, yeah, I am a feminist.
297
00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:17,882
Oh, let me guess.A feminist
with a new boyfriend.
298
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,886
Yeah, you know what?
299
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:24,279
Uh, I think I made a big mistake.
300
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:29,679
I had a rough night and I was feeling
vulnerable and really bad about myself, so...
301
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,994
let's see that smile.
302
00:15:33,222 --> 00:15:34,669
What are you doing?
303
00:15:34,679 --> 00:15:38,661
I just want to show you
what I can do for you.
304
00:15:40,378 --> 00:15:42,404
Oh, my god.
305
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:43,132
What are you doing to me?
306
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,739
I don't want to look like that.
307
00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:47,224
That's what you look like now.
308
00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:52,444
Oh, my god...
309
00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:54,659
I'm a monster.
310
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:57,903
A monster with good bone structure.
311
00:15:58,602 --> 00:16:02,504
But take a little off there,
312
00:16:02,514 --> 00:16:04,261
and a little more there,
313
00:16:04,271 --> 00:16:10,219
make the bottom match the top
here, send that to the lab, and...
314
00:16:11,436 --> 00:16:13,173
now what do you think?
315
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:16,616
Listen, you know what? I
told you, I'm not interested.
316
00:16:17,814 --> 00:16:22,525
Oh, my god! Yeah, let's do that.
317
00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:26,776
Schwartz, chervin, jacobs, young, loder
and weitz. May I help you?
318
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,792
One moment, please.
319
00:16:28,802 --> 00:16:31,387
Schwartz, chervin, jacobs, young, loder
and weitz. May I help you?
320
00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:33,303
One moment, please.
321
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:34,791
Richard, what are you doing here?
322
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,914
I'm sorry to bother you at
work, but I didn't hear from you.
323
00:16:37,924 --> 00:16:39,132
Oh, I'm sorry.
324
00:16:39,142 --> 00:16:41,427
I had to work early
this morning, remember?
325
00:16:41,437 --> 00:16:42,885
I didn't want to wake you up.
326
00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:45,440
And my cell phone died last night.
327
00:16:45,649 --> 00:16:48,444
Schwartz, chervin, jacobs, young, loder
and weitz. May I help you?
328
00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:50,520
One moment, please.
329
00:16:51,438 --> 00:16:53,434
Your cell phone died?
330
00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:54,841
Were you trying to reach me?
331
00:16:54,851 --> 00:16:56,009
I was, but...
332
00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:58,803
schwartz, chervin, jacobs, young, loder
and weitz. May I help you?
333
00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:00,340
One moment, please.
334
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,097
Sorry, sweetie.
335
00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:03,514
So...
336
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,320
you didn't get any of your messages?
337
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:08,554
Did you leave another
one after you proposed?
338
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,205
Schwartz, chervin, jacobs, young, loder
and weitz. May I help you?
339
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:15,890
One moment, please.
340
00:17:19,423 --> 00:17:21,898
Christine...
341
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,076
you know I love you.
342
00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:25,980
Oh, richard, I love you, too.
343
00:17:29,054 --> 00:17:32,487
And thank you for asking
me, but I can't marry you.
344
00:17:32,497 --> 00:17:33,595
You can't?
345
00:17:33,605 --> 00:17:36,519
Oh, my god, that'S... Bad news.
346
00:17:37,148 --> 00:17:41,220
I didn't know how to tell you and that's
why I didn't call you back, but I'm not ready.
347
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:42,378
We're not ready.
348
00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:45,990
We've been through so much this year, and
I still believe we'll be together forever,
349
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,835
but I'm not ready to
marry you right now.
350
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,061
Why not?
351
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,837
Is there someone else?
352
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:55,033
Is it schwartz, chervin, jacobs, young, loder
or weitz?
353
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:56,390
No!
354
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,037
The only man I want is you.
355
00:17:58,047 --> 00:18:00,602
But we're young; we have time.
356
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,787
We're young?
357
00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:04,165
Of course.
358
00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:06,780
We're both young?
359
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,536
Absolutely.
360
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,091
Marry me... what are you doing?
361
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:15,293
Richard, we can wait.
362
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,750
I love you.
363
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,652
Can I validate your parking, or you
going somewhere else in the building?
364
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:22,718
One moment, please.
365
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,523
Schwartz, chervin, jacobs, young, loder
and weitz. May I help you?
366
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,669
One moment, please.
367
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:28,776
Um, do me a favor?
368
00:18:28,786 --> 00:18:31,022
Don't check your e-mail.
369
00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:46,661
Hey, matthew. What are you doing?
370
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,278
Reading.
371
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,154
Look at me.
372
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:52,160
Not interested.
373
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:53,488
Why?
374
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:57,600
Are you intimidated by my beauty?
375
00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:00,215
Good night.
376
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,911
What's the matter with you?
377
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:03,498
You know what the matter
with me is. This is crazy.
378
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,384
- What are you going to tell ritchie?
- What?
379
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,590
After ten years of teaching
him he's perfect the way he is
380
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:11,403
and the only thing that counts is what's
on the inside, how do you explain her?
381
00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:17,131
I'll just tell him I
had a good night's sleep.
382
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:20,624
Kids are dumb.
383
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:26,633
He still thinks the fact that he and his dad
are both named richard is a gigantic coincidence.
384
00:19:27,381 --> 00:19:29,427
Good night.
385
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:33,549
Stop saying "good night"
and not going anywhere.
386
00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:35,196
You know what?
387
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:40,545
And I've supported you through a lot of
things that I didn't necessarily understand.
388
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:44,897
Like going to medical
school, dropping out of medical school.
389
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:49,897
And by the way, I didn't judge you
when you went to a plastic surgeon.
390
00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:52,851
I had skin cancer removed.
391
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:56,304
And I didn't judge you.
392
00:19:57,232 --> 00:19:59,099
And I've supported you
through a lot of stuff, too;
393
00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:00,396
And no matter how messed up you were,
394
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,061
the one thing that was always true is
you were trying to do the right thing...
395
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,408
for yourself and your kid.
396
00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:05,596
You had integrity.
397
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:08,141
Why can't I have
integrity and a great rack?
398
00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:11,325
I don't know, but I've never seen it.
399
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,077
Well, you're going to have to
trust me on this one. Okay?
400
00:20:15,786 --> 00:20:19,269
I'm your older sister.
Soon to be younger sister.
401
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:23,012
Isn't it possible I can be completely
well-adjusted and have a little work done?
402
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:23,680
Well, ask mom.
403
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:27,543
She was your exact same age
when she had her first face-lift.
404
00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:30,956
Well, that really is a
gigantic coincidence.
405
00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:32,962
Good night.
406
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:38,052
For your information, I know exactly
what I'm going to tell ritchie.
407
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:41,665
I have a lot of reasons for
doing this... a lot. Okay?
408
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,200
I'm just going to tell him...
409
00:20:49,929 --> 00:20:52,633
look at her, matthew.
410
00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:56,226
She's so pretty.
411
00:20:56,236 --> 00:21:01,266
And I'll just tell ritchie,"look
how pretty your mommy is."
412
00:21:01,905 --> 00:21:04,301
Come on.
413
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,356
Oh, damn it.
414
00:21:07,384 --> 00:21:09,620
You're a fantastic therapist.
415
00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:12,435
Well, I've got a lot
of crazy to work with.
416
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,377
Thank you.
417
00:21:17,425 --> 00:21:19,640
Yeah, you had a breakthrough.
418
00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:20,888
You know what?
419
00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:24,092
That's exactly what my last therapist
said before I slept with him.
420
00:21:24,102 --> 00:21:25,269
Good night.
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