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Okay.

My first choice is still a week in the
Caribbean.

Hello?

Honey?

Jeff?

I thought we could do something wild
this year.

Maybe go on an African safari.

You in the jungle? Have you lost your
mind?

Come on, Susan.

It's the kind of adventure that might
make us appreciate our lives more.

I appreciate what we have.

It's the snakes and bugs I can do
without.

I want to go somewhere where I can be
massaged, get a pedicure, sip

not worry about being eaten by a wild
boar.

Or we could climb a mountain in the
Himalayas.

Think of the sense of accomplishment
we'd have.

And the broken bones that we'd have.

Okay. How about riding the Wild Rapids
in Colorado?

You ride the Wild Rapids.

I'm going to take a soothing bubble
bath.

Don't forget about that dinner party we
had tonight.

No problem.

I love you.

Have fun at work.

I always do.

Tell me if you get a promotion.

Do you know something I don't?

How are you doing today, Jeff?

Good. What's up?

Well, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

Don't tell me you're transferring me to
Atlanta.

Cam, I thought Don was going there.

He is.

Thank God.

Oh, no.

I'm moving offices again, aren't I?

Son of a gun.

Jeff, you're not moving offices.

We're letting you go.

Look, I know this is short notice,
but...

You have an hour to vacate the building.

An hour?

Look, don't take this personal.

Don't take it personally?

Okay, fire someone else and I won't.

I think you'll find the severance
extremely generous.

Must be some mistake.

There isn't.

Good luck.

I'll walk you to your car, Mr. Knott.

Did I tell you where Jeff and I are
going for our anniversary?

Did I tell you I'm surprised you're
still together?

I want to rent a boat in the Caribbean
for just the two of us.

You're finally learning to live in a
sail.

It's not easy on one's salary, you know.

Well, Jeff's bonus will pay for the
trip.

And if he gets that promotion, he'll be
in the executive suite in no time.

Yeah, he's cute.

Just remember, behind every wealthy man
is a lady with a credit card. Trust me.

Jeff, what a nice surprise.

Is everything all right?

They let me go today.

Hi, Kathy. Hi, Jeff.

Jeff, that's not funny.

Believe me, I wasn't laughing when they
told me.

Tell me he's kidding.

He's doing a damn good job if he is.

This isn't happening.

Anybody want a drink?

She's taking it worse than you are.

I'm trying not to panic.

Besides, the suicide hotline is open 24
hours.

Well, you know what?

My cousin jumped off a building once,
but he landed on a Buick. And he ended

with a hernia and a split personality.

There's plenty of jobs out there.

Rachel's husband's been looking for a
year.

If you're trying to cheer me up, you're
doing a damn good job.

I'm sure you'll be fine as long as your
wife doesn't have a nervous breakdown.

Sorry about that.

Well, I think I better go. I'll see you
both tonight at that soiree.

I don't feel like going.

Come on, Susan.

It'll be good for us to get out and
mingle.

I'm not in the mood.

Besides, what's the first thing people
ask you at those parties?

Hi, what do you do?

What are you going to tell them,
Jeffrey?

I'm an unemployed bum with high
overhead?

I won't be unemployed that long.

Besides, I might find a good job lead at
the party.

I'm not going in that final.

Well, you could escort me if you like,
Jeff.

I'll even be willing to pay for the
services.

You want to hire Jeff?

As an escort?

Well, yeah, he needs a job, doesn't he?

How much are you willing to pay?

How does $20 an hour sound?

Hey, wait a minute. Make it $50 and
you've got yourself a deal.

Hey, even plumbers make more than that.

Okay, $50 it is.

Does that include pickup time and
delivery?

Of course it does. I'm not running a
charity organization here.

What are you doing pimping me out like
this, Susan?

Hey, it's strictly platonic. No sex.

Understand, Kathy?

No. Okay.

I'll see you tonight then, Jeff. You can
pick me up around 7 .30.

I can't believe you're actually charging
a friend of yours something I should be

doing as a favor for free.

Until you get another job, the word free
isn't in our vocabulary.

Are you attracted to her?

I never said that.

But if you're so worried, why don't you
just come with us?

If I come, we don't make any money.

And if you have a few drinks and you
start getting any ideas about her, just

remember, her breath, nose, lips, and
who knows what else are all fake.

Really? I never would have known.

Somebody ought to give that plastic
surgeon an award.

What?

I'm kidding.

I wish you were kidding about being
fired.

Why are you making such a big deal about
this, Susan?

People get laid off a lot these days.

Especially with all the corporate
downsizing going on.

Actually, this could be the best thing
that ever happened to us.

How's that?

Well, I'll be able to collect
unemployment while I'm looking for my

And that, along with my severance, will
actually have more income than when I

was still working.

Especially if I can find something that
pays under the table in the meantime.

And we can still take our trip?

You bet.

I'll tell you what.

I'll check out the market, see what it's
like, and if I can't find anything...

Just go ahead and take our trip.

It'll actually be better that way
because we can stay longer than two

And how are we going to pay for it?

We'll just do what everybody else does.

We'll charge it.

Dad, you're a financial genius.

So why don't you call Kathy and tell her
you were just kidding?

I can't do that now.

Why not?

We made a deal.

You still want me to go?

Honey, you said so yourself. Until you
get another job, you need extra income

under the table.

And please, don't have too good of a
time.

wonderful time.

So did I.

Good night.

Do you want to come inside?

I really should get home.

I bet your wife told you these were
fake.

Didn't she?

Well, she lied.

She lied to you all the time.

Why don't you come and find out for
yourself?

Come on, Jeff.

You're really making this difficult,
Kathy.

But I'm going to have to pass.

Sorry.

We'll be back. I can't hear.

You're in an awfully good mood.

Did she try to seduce you?

Are her breasts really fake?

You saw her breasts. What the hell
happened last night?

Nothing, but she wanted me.

I knew it.

You know, I could make a hell of a lot
of money off of you.

It's over, Susan.

It was a one -time thing.

Now you can take your money and laugh
all the way to the bank.

Just tell me one more thing.

Was she begging you?

Like the night you first met me?

Not bad, huh?

Welcome.

The name's Lily Burnett.

Jeff Diamond.

How do you do?

That's your resume right here.

I look at resumes all day long.

And I could spot a good one a mile away.

What are these piles for?

Resumes. I have a system I use.

This pile here is for those where
there's little hope.

And this pile here is no hope unless we
get real lucky.

And this stack here is for why are we
wasting each other's time.

Which pile does mine go in?

Thanks very much for coming in.

Next.

Not only are there no jobs out there, I
can't even get an employment agency to

send me out on interviews.

Maybe we should just take that vacation
and deal with this later.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Kathy.

No, we're doing fine.

You want to go out with Jeff again?

When?

Well, now that you know how wonderful he
is, it's going to cost you.

Make me an offer.

You're insulting me.

What do you think you're doing?

Look, I smell an opportunity here to
make a little extra pocket money for our

vacation. Bear with me.

Hello?

A hundred bucks an hour is more like it.
He'll be there at eight. And the meter

starts running the moment he walks out
of our house.

I'm not doing this.

Come on, baby. Don't look a gift horse
in the mouth.

But she wants to have sex with me.

And you're very well equipped for the
job.

But she's your friend.

Better with one of my friends than a
perfect stranger.

What is our life coming to?

You're not the woman I married.

And the man I married had a job.

Look, if you can look me in the eye and
tell me that you never fantasized about

having sex with Kathy, then I'll call
her back right now and call the whole

thing off.

Can you do that?

That's what I thought.

Wait a minute!

It's normal to have fantasies about
other women.

Especially ones that look like Kathy,
but...

I didn't mean that the way it sounded.

Yes, you did.

Look, I'm giving you the opportunity to
make that fantasy come true.

Just get her to the point to where she's
about to burst.

Don't give in until you call me. I'm
going to make her pay through the nose.

Uh, Kathy?

Come on in. The door's open.

I thought we were going out.

Change of plan.

I hope you don't mind.

I can't do this.

Oh, tell me you haven't thought about
this before.

When we were at the beach last summer,
you couldn't keep your eyes off me.

And I'll bet you went home and thought
about me while you made love to Susan.

Huh?

Okay. I fantasize about you all the
time.

Even though your wife says you're no
great shake from bed.

She said what?

Tells all the girls that.

But what does she know?

Maybe you just haven't been the right
woman.

She told you that.

Relax.

You wouldn't be here if I believed her.

Kathy, I'm a married man.

Susan knows you're here.

Let's give her a call, shall we?

Hi, it's me.

Is he ready to put her money where her
mouth is?

Ready to burst as we speak.

Put her on.

She wants to have a word with you.

Hi, Susan.

How's business?

Getting better.

Now, I know you want to have sex with
Jeff.

Say, how much are you willing to pay for
the privilege?

500. That on top of the hourly fee, and
you've got yourself a deal.

Now, here are the ground rules.

One time, then you send him home.

One?

Well, it might take us all night.

I'll have to add on a 15 % gratuity.

He'll cost you.

Morning, darling.

Morning.

Isn't this how you'd like to start every
day?

I have to go.

You don't have to go.

Yes, I do.

Well, I wish I met you before, Susan.

I would have been the one you fell in
love with.

Well, I guess we'll never know.

A part of me always hoped you'd start
having problems.

We're not having problems.

Oh, no?

You just slept with your wife's best
friend.

And you loved every minute of it.

And you'd do it again.

No, I don't see no problem here.

I bet you were going to want more money.

Well, I don't think this is going to
happen again.

If she asks you how it was, tell her the
truth.

I want to know everything.

Did you enjoy it?

What do you think?

I don't know.

My husband was naked with another woman
last night. What did that feel like?

Do we have to discuss this right now?

Were you at least thinking of me?

I was thinking how I could possibly let
you talk me into doing something like

that. I did it for us, Jeff.

I thought if we could make some money,
we could go on those vacations we've

planning.

Oh, my God. What did she do to you?

I think she was trying to carve her
initials.

That went.

I should file a lawsuit against her for
damaging the merchandise.

I think I'm going to try my luck at that
employment agency one more time. But if

that doesn't work out, I'm booking that
vacation.

Good. I could really use one right now.

I don't see anything different than the
time when you were in here before.

Well, I thought I'd stop by anyway.

You never know when something comes up.

Do you mind if I be brutally frank with
you, Mr. Diamond?

Please.

It would take too much effort and work
to find you interviews, and I don't have

the time nor the inclination.

There's no jobs for someone like me?

Come on, that's not true.

You're unqualified to do anything.

Middle management.

Didn't go to a great college.

Dime a dozen white bread.

Need I say more?

You could, but I don't particularly want
to hear it.

Hi, Allison.

What can I do for you?

How about making my Friday night
memorable?

What are you talking about?

Look, I'll pay 10 % more than Kathy
paid.

What? She told you?

The whole world knows. I mean, being
friends with Kathy is like advertising

the Times.

I can see that.

You know, we all envy what you had,
Susan, and I'm just sorry to hear that

things aren't working out.

Actually, they are. So it's Friday,
okay?

It is, as of now.

Book it. I have cash.

Did you want him for the whole night?

Is there any other way? I want to wake
up in his arms like Kathy described it.

I'm sure that you do.

Tell him that he can pick me up at 8.

Dress casual and easy on the cologne.
That stuff makes me happy.

Is there anything else?

You should start by making this an
office. Maybe get a computer so you can

transfer funds directly from our
account.

And the best that this has kept is greed
for all that's concerned.

Hello? Hi, Lisa.

Tonight? That's awfully short notice.

Rates are a lot higher if you don't book
in advance.

Are you sure this will enable me to
transfer money from one bank account

another?

All you need is their access codes.

Great. What kind of business are you
starting?

Direct marketing.

It started off just among friends, but
it's taken off like wildfire. Kind of

like a door -to -door thing?

Exactly.

And what kind of product are you
selling?

Um, plumbing supplies.

And here comes head of production right
now. Hi, honey.

This is Steve. He's just installed a
computer system to do online banking.

What are you doing spending money on
something like this for?

I thought we were going on vacation.

Well, I'm all through here.

I better be going.

Good luck with your new business.

What new business?

I've started a booking agency.

Booking who?

Well, you.

For what?

Whatever the customer's little heart
desires.

As a matter of fact, I've booked you for
tonight at 8 o 'clock.

Now, come on, Susan. This is getting a
little out of hand.

Jeff, we've stumbled upon a potential
goldmine here.

Do you have any idea how many lonely,
unsatisfied women there are in this

Susan, I'm not a gigolo.

If we're not going to go lie out on the
beach in the Caribbean, then I'm going

to get a real job.

Honey, do you think I like having other
women put their hands all over my man?

Well, I don't.

But in the meantime, this could pave the
way to our future.

Now go get dressed.

You have a date.

With who?

Her name's Lisa.

That felt great.

I haven't gone dancing in months.

Want a drink or something?

Oh, no, I'm fine.

This is so strange. I can't believe it's
a date.

What happens next?

Uh, whatever you want to happen.

Oh, my God, what are you doing here?

What is he doing here?

What's going on here?

I don't care what you're paying me. I
won't do this. I want you to leave.

Okay. No, not you. Look, I'm not going
anywhere until I get an explanation.

Are you a moron? Can't you understand
what's going on here?

Now, if you don't leave, I'm going to
call the police.

Look, buddy, maybe you should just take
a hike.

This is the reason why we're not
together anymore, Greg. Look, having

men in our bedroom was never our
problem.

This is not our bedroom anymore.

Don't you get that?

I still love you.

He always pulls the stunt.

Do you love her?

He's only here because I paid him. Paid
him for what?

Why don't we forget tonight?

I really better go. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no. I want to hear all about this.

Sit down.

So you get paid for having sex with
chicks?

Is that like a union gig or something
like that?

No,

I work for my wife.

You mean your wife knows you do this?
Get out of town.

Yeah. Well, why? Are you thinking of
getting into this line of work?

Yeah, right.

You know what? I'm out of here.

Hey, it was nice meeting you.

Hey, take care. All right.

Greg, we can't keep doing this.

Well, at least you don't have to pay me.

Hey, haven't you ever heard of knocking?

Why aren't you avoiding my calls?

I've been busy.

Thanks to me, you have a thriving
business, but do I hear one word of

You want a 10 % discount, you got it.
You got some nerve.

Where's lover boy?

Still trying to get a job.

Which would put a quick end to you
treating all your friends like faceless

customers. You wouldn't understand
unless you ran your own business instead

living off the one your father built up.

Well, my father says.

The secret to a successful business is
building up a base of repeat customers.

I want to see Jeff again.

Oh, you liked it that much, did you?

Let's check his schedule.

Oh, great. He's free at the weekend.

He must love that number, sure.

We're running a one -time -only weekend
special.

You mean you're going to let Jeff set up
with someone for an entire weekend?

Have you no shame?

Your bid has to be in by midnight
tomorrow.

I don't think I want to do business with
you anymore.

Good. I really didn't want to give you
the discount.

So what brings you back again?

Isn't this getting to be like beating a
dead horse?

Like your sign says, you're the last
chance.

Last chance, yes, where people are
employable.

Maybe you'd have better luck at the
loser's agency.

Is there such an agency?

No, but for your sake, I wish there was.

Good morning. Good morning. Rent my
husband, please.

Hi, Lisa.

Eight o 'clock?

No problem.

Oh, gotta go. I have another call.

Good morning. Rent my husband, please.

Oh, hi, Sue.

Nine thirty?

I can do that.

Gotta go, I have another call.

Good morning, my husband's leaving.

Hi, Vicki.

Well, I can do that.

Oh, bye -bye.

It's going to be such a great day.

Let's do it right here.

Are you sure you want to do this?

With me.

I need to keep you primed and ready so I
know that these women are getting their

money's worth.

What's wrong?

Mutual funds.

What? We need to figure out how we're
going to start investing all of this

we're making.

What we need is an investment
consultant.

I'm going to start making some phone
calls.

What we need is for me to find a job.

Okay. But for right now, we're building
our future. And what's the future in it

for me?

For us.

Higher prices, so we can go on all those
vacations we've been planning.

I'm still going to keep looking.

Okay. But for right now, you need to get
up and get in the shower. For the

prices I'm charging, you need to be
smelling like a rose.

Are you Dee Dee?

Yes, I am.

My wife sent me?

I know.

Here. What's this?

Put it on and meet me in the back room.

Are you NeNe Rifthouser? Yes.

What seems to be the problem, officer?

You're wanted for having insatiable
sexual desires and unspeakable

capable of undermining the moral fabric
of this country.

Now, either you can come with me
downtown or stay here.

But either way, as a peace officer, I'm
going to have to make the punishment fit

the crime.

Oh, let's stay here.

And you're right.

I've been a very naughty girl.

And I need to be punished to the full
extent. Dent of the law.

What you're going to need is a good
accountant.

Because what you don't want to do is pay
a nickel more in taxes than you have

to.

Okay. Can you recommend one? Sure. No
problem. Good.

But in the meantime, I'm going to
educate you to what the best investments

today.

Are you willing to take risks?

You should only know.

You can't be afraid of losing it all.

I'm not afraid. I don't particularly
want to.

Call some of my clients, see if they
regret taking chances with me.

I'm sure you're very good at what you
do.

And I'm sure you're very good at what
you do.

Um, exactly what is it that you do?

I'm a booking agent for my husband.

Really? And what does your husband do?

He goes out with my friends.

Like an escort service?

Exactly.

Does he ever...

Become intimate with these women that
you know?

Sure. But there's a third charge for
that.

Well, I can imagine there would be.

So, in essence, you're a pimp for your
husband.

So, what about you?

What's your price?

Excuse me?

Well, you can't let your husband have
all the fun now, can we?

Actually, I... We could work out a way.

Where you wouldn't have to pay for my
services.

How does that sound?

Exactly what did you have in mind?

Well, are you free tonight?

My husband does have a date.

With a woman?

Strange marriage you have.

Actually, I'm the happiest I've ever
been.

Whatever works.

So, shall I come over at 8 o 'clock?

Sure, but only if it's strictly
platonic.

Is that understood?

Perfectly.

All right. Thank you.

You going somewhere?

Just out with Elaine.

Maybe to the movies.

Oh.

What do you know about this woman I'm
seeing tonight?

Well, She heard great things about you.

She called and booked an appointment.

And she's paying tough dollars, so you
be nice to her.

If I stopped being nice, you'd be out of
business.

Don't even think about it.

You look beautiful.

That was a nice dinner, Denise. Thank
you.

You okay?

This just isn't as easy as I thought it
would be.

Actually, it's kind of awkward.

Is it something I did?

No, no, it's not you.

You don't understand.

Since my husband left me, I haven't been
out with anybody.

I'm sorry.

Well, when I found out what you did...

What have I got to lose?

Let's drink to your future investments.

We drink to take the edge off.

So you're nervous too.

Yeah.

I haven't been with anyone but my
husband in a long time.

And where is he?

Susan, you deserve so much more than
this.

My dates usually only want one thing
from me.

That's starting to wear me out, too.

You know, you don't seem like the type
who would do something like this.

Sometimes I feel like my life has gotten
away from me.

Really?

Well, at first it was weird.

It was like being paid to do something I
always fantasized about.

Never thought it would get so out of
hand.

Is this out of hand?

No.

Actually, I wish all my dates were like
this.

I wish my wife and I were like this.

Seems to be so distant for us now.

I know you mean.

That's how I felt when my husband left
me.

I really had a wonderful time.

Thank you.

I already paid your wife, but this is a
little something extra.

You didn't have to.

I, um, maybe we'll do it again sometime
soon.

Sure. I'd like that.

Hi, honey.

What happened in here?

Oh, Elaine never showed up. I watched a
movie on cable.

Oh. What movie did you see?

I didn't catch the title. Some silly
late night movie.

He

tipped

you a thousand dollars?

Must have been one hell of a night.

We didn't do anything.

What are you talking about?

Well, we went out to dinner, went back
to her place, sat on the sofa and drank

some wine, and I came home.

Do you expect me to believe that you sat
on the sofa with a beautiful woman

drinking wine and nothing happened?

Why is it so hard to believe?

Just because a man and a woman sit on
the sofa and drink some wine does not

automatically mean they're going to have
sex.

You know, we should try it sometime.

She's just a lonely woman who wanted
some company, that's all.

Hey, whatever makes her happy.

At these rates, we could use the repeat
business.

Imagine what she would have paid if
you'd done the deed.

Well, to be honest, I don't think I can
do this much longer.

Start investing our money, right? You
won't have to do this much longer.

You really want me to continue doing
this? It's great money, sweetie.

You keep saying that, but what about us?

What's this doing to our marriage?

Our marriage has survived worse.

Let's put it this way. You're probably
contributing more to society than you

would be working for one of those big
corporations.

That's not the point. You know it. Well,
what is the point?

If you could have gotten another job,
you wouldn't be doing this.

Then where would our marriage be?

Maybe if we moved.

Started fresh somewhere else.

I'm not interested in moving.

We've worked hard for this house.

I worked too hard for this house.

What's gotten into you?

You've never come home like this before.

I don't care what that woman pays.
You're not seeing her again.

Hello, Denise.

This is Susan Diamond.

How'd it go last night?

Really?

So, does Denise Smith really have the
hots for you?

I told you, she's just a lonely woman.

A rich, lonely woman.

She had a good lawyer and a good divorce
settlement.

But even money can't wipe her sadness
away.

And you can?

If you don't want me to go, I won't.

No.

I've never seen you act this way before.

Like what?

Well, either I'm imagining things, or
you really seem to care about this one.

She's just a paying customer.

No, not really.

What don't you like about it?

I can't understand what they're saying.

You don't have to understand.

Sometimes it's just about chemistry.

What are you doing here?

I had some papers for you to sign.

Okay. Why are you really here?

Okay, Susan.

I had to see you.

Last night was very special to me.

Listen, Trey.

I love my husband.

Last night was a mistake.

I can't see you anymore.

Come on, Susan. You liked it as much as
I did.

Even if you were just getting your
husband back.

This is getting way too complicated.

Oh, it's all right for him, but it's not
for you.

No, it's not all right. But he's doing
this for us.

He must really love you. He's only doing
this because I asked him to.

Forced him to, actually.

And now?

I want him to stop.

But I don't want to be the one to tell
him.

What if it's too late?

Well, then I may have ruined what used
to be a really good marriage.

I'm sorry, Trey.

I love my husband.

You better go.

Never was good at this.

Checkmate. You're too good for me.

This was the one game I could never beat
my husband at.

Maybe you've gotten better.

Or maybe I just always let him win.

That's why this is so difficult for me.

It's not your fault.

It's okay, really.

I don't mind losing at chess.

It's getting late.

Here's a little extra something for you.

I feel guilty taking this money from
you, Denise.

I really enjoy being with you.

If I were your wife, I wouldn't let
anyone have you for any amount of money.

Good night, Jeff.

Sweet dreams.

See you later.

And my husband, please.

Oh, hi, Denise.

Sure, let me get my schedule.

What night did she have in mind?

Excuse me?

You want him for an entire week.

Uh, no, that's not impossible, I guess.

You'll have your attorney here this
afternoon to negotiate the deal.

I guess I can handle that.

Your friend Denise wants you for a whole
week.

A week?

She must really have the hots for you.
Want to tell me what's going on?

What do you want me to say? I told you,
she's a lonely woman.

Is there something going on?

Are you attracted to her?

Do you like her?

Is there something happening I should
know about?

We have been over this, Susan.

She hired me and you agreed to it,
that's all.

So do you want to spend a week with her?

I want to get a job.

A real job.

Hello?

Yes, he is.

Last Chance Employment Agency.

Hi, Mr. Devon.

I guess you're wondering why I called
you in here.

Take a seat.

I ran into a friend last night. I had
such a wonderful time with you.

Excuse me?

You cooperate with me, and I'll get you
all the interviews you need.

Wait a second.

How about setting up some interviews for
me just because you think I'm

qualified? What's the matter, Mr.
Diamond?

For your past interview.

Tell you what, Lily.

I'll give you your interview.

And you start sending me out on a real
job.

What do you say?

Good for you.

I think you need to make an appointment
with my wife.

I think this is all the equipment we
need, don't you?

Help me out.

Faster. Now.

More.

What did you do with your wife?

Come on.

Fuck me.

Now you've caught them.

I'm surprised Nathan needed a lawyer to
negotiate the deal.

Only the important deals.

And this is an important deal?

She thinks so.

Shall we get down to business?

Okay. One week.

Seven days, seven nights.

Say, $30 ,000 for the week?

We're talking my husband catering to
this woman 24 hours a day.

Seven days a week.

This figure's a little light.

I could lose my husband over this.

What, will you lose any sleep over it?

What do you think?

If I was to spend the night with you,
how much would it cost me?

Sorry, that's not part of the deal.

I'll recommend $100 ,000 for the week.

I'll be in touch.

A few more tricks like this and we can
retire.

Maybe then we can spend a little time
together.

Alone.

Are you sure you want to do this?

I mean, haven't we made enough money?

I still have my severance.

We're almost there, baby.

Just don't go falling in love with her,
okay?

Can you promise me that?

See you later.

We'll take it slow.

If I stopped paying you, do you want to
keep seeing me?

How would you like to be a part of my
life?

Maybe even run my company?

I could use someone like you.

You said you were looking for a real
job.

Are you serious?

Well... You haven't committed any
felonies, at least none that you've been

caught for.

Denise, if I took that job, you
understand I wouldn't do this anymore,

right? With me or with other women?

With anybody.

Does that include your wife?

I'm so glad you're back.

That was the longest week of my life.

I missed you so much.

Did you, Susan?

Or did you just miss the big fat
paycheck?

Do you know what it's like knowing your
husband is in bed with some woman for a

week and he doesn't even call you?

And do you know what it's like to have
your wife negotiating for you to sleep

with other women just because she's
desperate for money?

We're not desperate anymore, and I don't
want you to see her again.

Huh? Or all women?

I want you to get a normal job like
everybody else. That's all I ever wanted

do. Then get one.

Denise offered me one. What?

A job.

What, being her little sex slave?

No, she's a lot classier than that.

Fall in for her.

She believes in me, Susan.

And she believes that I can run her
company.

You're actually thinking of doing this?

It's better than being rented out to
other women by your own wife.

Maybe that's what you should do. Maybe
that's what you need.

What I need is to have my life back.

I hear you've offered my husband a job.

Your husband is very qualified to run my
company.

And for him to have this job, what
exactly does he have to do?

Your husband is a very, very wonderful
man, Susan.

I guess I would feel the same way if I
were you.

What do you propose that I do?

Well... First, you can start by not
renting him out to other women anymore.

Marriage is a very fragile thing, Susan.

Kind of like this rose.

If you don't nurture it, it will die.

I guess at first I thought renting him
out would help our marriage.

I thought it was every man's fantasy to
be with another woman.

Then we started making all of this
money.

That became more important than our
marriage.

We should have taken that vacation while
we had the chance.

If I were you, I'd book that vacation
now.

Thanks, Denise.

You're welcome. Thanks for everything.

I guess we could go to the Caribbean.

I mean, how bad could it be?

Heard there was someone looking for a
wild adventure.

What exactly did you have in mind?

Imagine doing it in the middle of the
jungle with only the sounds of nature

around us.

Stop it. You're swelling the mood.

We should start a business together.

And what sort of business were you
thinking?

How about catering?

What do you know about catering? We
could start a business that caters to

people's fantasies.

Oh, no. I learned my lesson the first
time.

No, not me.

We could hire other people to cater to
the fantasies.

How about catering to one of my
fantasies right now?

And what might that be?

I don't know.

How much are you going to charge me?

How about a million bucks?

I think I might be pricing myself out of
the market.

You're worth every penny.

Put it on my tab.

Did I tell you what you mean to me?