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- OK, I just want
to say something
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before Steve comes in here
with the weekly numbers.
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- You have the floor.
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You're wearing it out,
but you have it.
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- I just want to remind us
that we said it would take time
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for the speakeasy gets going,
you know?
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- I remember.
- Mm-hmm.
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- 'Cause I said it.
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- And it's only
been open a week.
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- [chuckles] And look at
the fun we're having already.
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[knock at door]
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- I finished my report.
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- Wait.
Do I have time to throw up?
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- No, because if you throw up,
then I'll have to throw up.
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- No, no, no, no.
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- She's a little nervous.
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- OK, then let me
just get to it.
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The speakeasy did...
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OK.
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- OK?
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Is that good?
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I got a haircut once,
and my mom said it looked OK.
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Then she bought me a hat.
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- We lost a little money.
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- Look, I'm sorry.
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I promise
I'll make it up next week.
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- Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
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And also impossible.
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- I believe in your vision.
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And if it'll make
you feel any better,
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I could maybe look around
for some savings.
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- Are you talking about one
of your famous poke-arounds?
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- What's a poke-around?
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- It's when I scour the tavern.
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It's kind of like cleaning,
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but instead of
looking for dirt,
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I'm looking for money.
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- He's great at it.
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It's one of the benefits
of having an accountant
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that's also a financial genius.
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- I wouldn't call myself
a genius.
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But you did, so yeah.
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- [laughs] Great.
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Oh, and while
you're doing that,
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I'll talk to some of
our suppliers,
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see if we can
get some discounts.
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- Great, and while you guys
are doing that,
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I could sell my plasma.
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- You'd get more for a kidney.
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What?
I'm a financial genius.
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- ♪ Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ♪
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♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here
you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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- Oh, Steve, you are never
going to believe what
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Tall Cathy said last night--
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- Gabby, I must stop you.
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Even though I love gossip
and Tall Cathy is a mess...
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- [whispers] Yes.
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- I can't.
I'm doing a poke-around.
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- [gasps] How exciting!
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You haven't done one
of those in a while.
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Takoda, Steve is doing
a poke-around.
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- Ooh, fun.
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Has he found anything?
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- Oh, not yet,
but he's got that look.
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He is on to something.
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- Gabby, after you've used the
orange peels for garnishes,
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what happens to the fruit?
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- Take it out back
and I whack it
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with that golf club
I found in the dumpster.
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Just--
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[pops lips]
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- What you're whacking
is money.
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I'd like you
to start juicing these.
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Then we can cut back
on our costs
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for orange juice
for the mimosas.
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- Steve, how do you keep
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finding stuff
after all these years?
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- Eh, it's a gift,
but it's still not enough.
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- Ooh, check my side work.
Maybe there's something here.
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- Move.
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- Hey!
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- Uh-huh.
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Do you remember when Bobbie
had you come in
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to refinish the tabletops?
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- Where is he going with this?
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- If I'm not mistaken, Takoda,
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you used Dr. Orville's
Clear Gloss Varnish, right?
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- For a finish
that you can trust.
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- So let's trust it.
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Ditch the coasters.
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- I'm not picking those up.
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- I'll get them later.
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[sighs]
But it's still not enough.
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It's just peanuts!
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And I've already got rid
of the peanuts!
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- Too bad there's not someone
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who could do your savings magic
on you.
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- Oh, that's right, Steve.
You need a you.
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- There's still money
to be found.
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To the basement!
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- Watch out for spiders.
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- Not to the basement.
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey, have you ever been
to a music venue
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called the Open Court?
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- Why?
What have you heard?
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Because they didn't
throw me out.
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I left on my own.
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In the company of bouncers.
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- OK, well, Monica sent me
a text about a blues festival
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they're having there
next weekend.
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- Hmm.
- Looks like a good time, huh?
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- Yeah.
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Oh, wait-- I'm sorry, wait.
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Uh, so when did
she send you that text?
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- Uh, couple hours ago.
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- Uh-huh. And?
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- And what?
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- Well, when are you
gonna text her back?
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- I'm not.
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- Emmett, so you don't want
to go to the festival?
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- What?
No, I do.
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I'm gonna see her Wednesday,
so I'll just tell her then.
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- You're going
to leave that woman in the dark
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for three days not knowing
what's up and what's down?
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- [sighs]
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I didn't think about it
like that.
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- Yeah.
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Let me explain this to you
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in a way I think that
you're going to understand.
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Texting is like ping-pong.
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You wouldn't
not hit a ball back, right?
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So you just got a ping,
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and now,
it is your turn to pong.
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- That actually makes sense.
- Mm.
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- All right,
I'm gonna go pong her.
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- Maybe we don't say it
like that.
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♪ ♪
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- OK, ladies.
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Happy's Place has officially
been poked around.
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You are gonna want
to stand up for this.
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- Isn't the expression
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"you're gonna want
to sit down for this?"
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- You can't give someone
a standing ovation
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if you're sitting down.
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- Wait, are--
are you saying you found enough
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to cover the speakeasy losses
for the week?
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- Oh, honey, I found enough
to cover the speakeasy losses
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for a year.
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- Oh, honey! Are you serious?
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Have I told you that
I love you more than anyone
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in the whole wide world?
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- Like I said, the man can find
a dime hiding inside a nickel.
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- Mm.
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- But really, I didn't think
there was a lot left to cut.
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- Not really.
Nothing small.
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That's why on this poke-around,
I went big.
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- [sighs]
Listen to him, "I went big."
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He's amazing.
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I love him more than anyone
in the whole wide world.
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- Well,
don't keep us in suspense.
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What's this big way
to cut the budget?
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- You
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are going
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to fire me!
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♪ ♪
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.
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- So you want me to save money
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by firing the man
who saves me money?
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That's such a bad idea,
I ought to fire you for it.
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- Bobbie, the only place the
poke-around hasn't poked around
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is with me.
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- Oh, sweet Steve.
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Offering to sacrifice himself
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to keep me from
feeling like a failure.
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- No.
I mean, I like you, but--
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- So why are you saying this?
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- Because this is a move
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the tavern will eventually
have to make.
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I've been tracking
this revolution for a while.
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- What revolution?
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- AI.
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- AI?
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The thing that made the video
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of the Pope
dunking a basketball?
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- [laughing]
Oh, I saw that--
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- There are new
AI accounting models
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that can do everything I do.
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- Not interested.
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I'm not walking in here
and seeing a computer
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sitting in your chair
putting on hand sanitizer.
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- You pay me to give you
good financial advice,
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and that's what this is.
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You have to let me show you
what's available
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and you have to consider it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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- Is he serious?
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- With money,
Steve's always serious.
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Fortunately, this time,
he's also full of crap.
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There's no way a computer can
do what he does around here.
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- Well, apparently,
Steve thinks it can.
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So what are we gonna do?
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- Oh, honey.
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Then I guess
we're just going to have to
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find a way to prove him wrong.
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- Hey, Gabby. [sighs]
- Hey.
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- Thanks again
for helping me out earlier.
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I, uh, texted Monica back and
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I feel pretty good about it.
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- Aw, well, it is thanks enough
just seeing that little smile
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peeking through the bushes
of your goatee.
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- Ah.
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- So what'd you text her?
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- "Sounds good."
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- Oh.
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OK, um--
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[chuckling] Mm.
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Uh, I mean, you used
some fun punctuation, right?
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- I did.
I put a period at the end.
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- Wow.
[chuckles] OK.
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OK, OK, OK.
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Oh, Emmett!
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It is like you
basically just told her
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to go straight to hell.
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- What?
No, I didn't.
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- Emmett.
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In person, your dispassionate
grunts possess a certain charm.
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In text,
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you're a psychopath.
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- I can't change
the kind of guy I am, Gabby.
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I'm not a words guy.
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- Of course.
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You know, what?
And you don't have to be.
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You can be an emojis guy.
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- No, I don't think so.
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I barely know what those are.
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- "Emoji" comes from the Latin
derivative "emote"
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because they express
emote-ions.
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OK.
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So what do you want to express
to Monica?
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- [sighs] I don't know.
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Uh, I like blues
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and I don't want her
to go straight to hell.
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- [chuckling]
Mm, easy.
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I am thinking that we do--
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not now!
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Um...
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yellow heart,
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little guy with a guitar,
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and ice cube emoji.
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- All right.
You're the expert.
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- Well, I really am.
258
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,381
I don't wanna brag,
259
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:19,244
but I have not been texted back
hundreds of times.
260
00:10:19,277 --> 00:10:20,220
[notification chimes]
261
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,322
Oh, what'd she say?
262
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:25,291
- Uh, looks like a little man
with frostbite
263
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:29,412
and a sloppy guy
with his tongue hanging out.
264
00:10:29,445 --> 00:10:31,631
Is that, uh--is that good?
265
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,102
- Oh, Emmett.
266
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,337
It's great.
267
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,097
♪ ♪
268
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:42,392
.
269
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,910
- I don't understand.
270
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,303
You told Steve
you didn't want to use
271
00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:48,148
the AI program he showed you,
but you bought it anyway?
272
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,817
- No, they let you
try it for free.
273
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,812
Because they think one taste,
and you'll be hooked.
274
00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:56,981
Kind of like with pretzels.
275
00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:59,859
- Dang, now I want pretzels.
276
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:03,396
So how are we going to prove to
Steve that he's better than it?
277
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,899
- Well, he saved us a ton
on last year's taxes.
278
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,034
Let's see what
AI would have saved us.
279
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,787
- OK.
Where's our financial file?
280
00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,163
- OK.
281
00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,792
That file right there,
the one that says Dog Pictures.
282
00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:17,610
- Quick question.
283
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,079
Why is it labeled Dog Pictures?
284
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,447
- Security.
285
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,316
If someone hacks my computer,
286
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:27,620
they're not going to open a
folder that says Dog Pictures.
287
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,606
- Well, unless they like dogs.
288
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,978
- Click on it.
What's it say now?
289
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:37,797
- Cat Pictures.
290
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,324
- Yeah, if someone likes dogs,
291
00:11:39,357 --> 00:11:43,202
they're not gonna want to be
seeing a bunch of cat pictures.
292
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,805
I thought this through,
Isabella.
293
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,307
- Game over, hackers.
294
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,875
- There you go.
- Psh, yeah.
295
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,495
- [chuckles]
- OK. Uh, our financial file.
296
00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:53,580
- OK.
297
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:57,317
Now, open the AI minion
from hell.
298
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,786
- You know, this looks
pretty simple to do.
299
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,387
Very user-friendly.
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,640
- Hello there.
301
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,995
I'm the Money Fairy.
302
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,497
- It talks like a person.
303
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,799
I thought it would...
304
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:16,694
[imitates robot]
Sound like this when it talked.
305
00:12:16,728 --> 00:12:20,873
- Are we ready to get started?
Please, input your files.
306
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,027
- OK. It looks like
I put the spreadsheet in here.
307
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,638
- That's correct.
You're doing great.
308
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,917
- Aw. Well, thank you.
309
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:35,913
- Stop eating the pretzels.
310
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:39,025
- Task received.
Thanks.
311
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,526
- You bet.
312
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,928
Good luck.
313
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:45,698
- Yeah, I hope you didn't
make any plans for tonight.
314
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,059
- I have completed the task.
315
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,389
- Oh, honey.
316
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:56,276
[upbeat music]
317
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,569
♪ ♪
318
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,046
- You wanted to see me?
319
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,514
- I did.
320
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,399
You're gonna want to sit down
for this.
321
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,951
- OK.
322
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,278
- We used your AI model to see
how it would have done
323
00:13:07,345 --> 00:13:09,389
on last year's taxes
compared to you.
324
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,790
- You tried it out?
325
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,026
- Uh-huh.
- And?
326
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,228
- And unfortunately...
327
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,547
you kicked its butt!
328
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,568
- Yeah, maybe we should start
calling it A-with-a-black-I.
329
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,537
[laughs]
330
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,206
A black eye.
[laughs]
331
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,574
- Good one.
332
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,942
- OK.
I see what happened.
333
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,245
It puts some of the categories
on the wrong fields.
334
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,746
- Oh!
335
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,808
Nice going, dumbass!
336
00:13:36,874 --> 00:13:38,451
- Yeah.
337
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,271
I can't have an AI accountant
make those kind of mistakes.
338
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,816
Hit the road, heifer!
- [blows raspberry]
339
00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:48,194
- It'll learn and it'll
never make that mistake again.
340
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,656
- Well, we like the guy that
currently has the job, so--
341
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:53,324
- You have to listen to me.
342
00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:55,668
This is what
the world is becoming.
343
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,103
Your competitors
will embrace this.
344
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,230
They will save money,
they will lower their prices,
345
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,107
they will
put you out of business.
346
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,068
This is the future.
347
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,111
- I think we'll be fine.
348
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:08,139
- This tavern has to survive!
349
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,551
When I came here,
350
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,953
I didn't fit anywhere else,
but I fit here,
351
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,988
and I'm gonna make sure
that this tavern remains
352
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,525
for the next person
that needs a place to fit in.
353
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,628
- Steve, you're a very
important part of this place.
354
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,597
- Thank you, Bobbie.
355
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,132
But I'm not.
356
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,867
I'm the numbers guy.
357
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,969
I'm the thing
that's replaceable.
358
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,838
- Not to me.
359
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,031
I'd miss you.
360
00:14:34,098 --> 00:14:36,075
- Me too.
361
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,044
- I'll still be coming around.
362
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,464
I'll definitely still
be using my employee discount.
363
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,301
This is for the best.
364
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,493
- I have corrected my mistake.
365
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,728
- Shut up, heifer!
- Shut up, heifer!
366
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,598
[upbeat music]
367
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,200
♪ ♪
368
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,528
[notification chimes]
369
00:15:03,561 --> 00:15:05,855
[notification chimes]
370
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,673
- [sighs]
[notification chimes]
371
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,801
- Takoda, I need you
in the kitchen!
372
00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,135
[notification chimes]
373
00:15:11,235 --> 00:15:13,412
Now!
374
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,747
- Do you need me
to cover the grill?
375
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,015
- No, I need you
to cover my phone.
376
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,818
I'm in the weeds with Monica.
377
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,287
Send a confetti emoji.
378
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,321
- What?
379
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,725
- I don't know.
Just do it.
380
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:26,826
[notification chimes]
381
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:27,693
- She sent back a picture
of a truck.
382
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,761
I don't know if it's hers
383
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,821
or--
- It--it--it doesn't matter.
384
00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:30,963
You know what?
385
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,733
Just send back a big red
exclamation point emoji.
386
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,700
[notification chimes]
387
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,169
- "Cutest thing ever."
388
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,164
- [sighs]
Send an exploding head emoji.
389
00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:41,107
[notification chimes]
390
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,675
- She sent back
a cartoon version
391
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,944
of herself riding a unicycle?
392
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,481
- What?
393
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,949
Burgers and fries!
394
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,417
- Burgers and fries, sent.
395
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,178
- No, that was to Gabby.
- Sorry.
396
00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:56,456
- No, it's fine.
Just go.
397
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,623
I mean--[sighs]
398
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,417
I should have never
pulled you into this.
399
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,185
[notification chimes]
400
00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:02,520
Go.
401
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:03,629
Save yourself!
402
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,134
Exploding head emoji.
403
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,303
♪ ♪
404
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:14,140
.
405
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:18,110
[rock music]
406
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,813
- Follow me,
but don't make it obvious.
407
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,156
- Lock it.
408
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,720
Steve, you were right.
This software is amazing.
409
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,096
It does learn.
410
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,798
- You did it, Steve.
411
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,033
[sighs]
This is the future.
412
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,335
Oh, did you know
that you can ask it
413
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,270
for more ways to save money?
414
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,107
Money Fairy, did you like
giving us suggestions?
415
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,644
- Yes, and I have lots
of other ideas to talk about.
416
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,979
- Oh, that's OK.
417
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:57,183
We have plenty, my little,
helpful electronic box.
418
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,809
- Has she told you
how she can link
419
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,453
customer orders
to the inventory
420
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,421
so reorders are automatic?
421
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,750
- No, but she did tell us
how to get rid of Takoda.
422
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,027
- [squeals]
423
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,321
- What? What--
what are you talking about?
424
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,631
- Oh, she showed us
how people can order
425
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,999
directly from their phone,
426
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:16,068
so we can get rid of all
our waiters and waitresses.
427
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,304
- You can't get rid of Takoda!
428
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,639
- Well, tell it to the future.
429
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:23,209
'Cause Tinkerbell here
says he ain't in it.
430
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:25,478
- Oh, same for Gabby.
- Mm-hmm.
431
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:26,746
- Gabby?
432
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,348
You're not going to have
a bartender in your bar?
433
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,584
- She showed us
an AI bartending machine.
434
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,779
She says payroll savings pay
for it in less than a year.
435
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,789
- And they don't
give away drinks
436
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,990
when they're flirting
with customers.
437
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,093
- Oh, yeah.
[laughter]
438
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,163
- You cannot
be serious about this.
439
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,331
- [laughs]
440
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,968
Of course we're not!
441
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,436
But she is.
442
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,570
- She's coming for all of us,
443
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,740
but we refuse
to eat her pretzels!
444
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,578
- Steve, you said you're
a numbers person.
445
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,580
Is that all you think you are
around here?
446
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,448
- What else am I?
447
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,350
- A huge part of this family.
448
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,519
- The best family
in the whole wide world.
449
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:07,920
- Yeah, I know that.
450
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,255
I do.
451
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:12,124
That's why I would
do anything to protect it.
452
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,043
This is where
the world is headed.
453
00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,494
This is coming.
454
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:16,721
- Then let it come.
455
00:18:16,754 --> 00:18:19,865
And when it does,
they'll find us,
456
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:24,220
a family, doing what we love.
457
00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:27,540
- Yeah, here was
AI's other big savings idea:
458
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,575
close the speakeasy.
459
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,894
But you said
you believed in my vision.
460
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,605
Because you're
not a numbers guy.
461
00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:37,817
You're a human being
who's great at numbers.
462
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,945
- You're stuck with us, bub.
463
00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:43,823
- I'm so relieved.
464
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,558
I didn't know where the hell
I was going to go.
465
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,393
- [laughs]
466
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,061
Well, get out there
and save your seat
467
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,631
before some computer
tries to steal it.
468
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,233
- Ooh, let's go watch Gabby
flirt and give out drinks.
469
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,801
- Even though it never works?
470
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,204
- Yes.
- Fun!
471
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,238
- So cute.
472
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,090
- [laughs]
473
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:03,059
- Bobbie.
- [shouts]
474
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:06,946
What do you want?
475
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,982
- What you said to Steve
was very sweet.
476
00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:12,952
- Oh.
Well, thanks.
477
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,688
Nice of you to say that.
478
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:19,325
- You and I
don't need the rest of them.
479
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,664
- Be gone, demon!
480
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:28,334
[upbeat music]
481
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,295
♪ ♪
482
00:19:33,664 --> 00:19:36,442
- Beautiful night, huh?
483
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,111
- Is it?
484
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,239
- Everything work out
with the texting?
485
00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:45,418
- No, I don't know
what's going on anymore.
486
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:46,986
- What do you mean?
487
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,755
- [sighs] We've exchanged
so many emojis
488
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,476
and G-I-Fs,
489
00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:56,362
I've lost track of
what we're talking about.
490
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,115
- Hey.
491
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,034
Do you remember when I told you
492
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,171
that you were charming
in person?
493
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,599
- You mean with my
dispassionate grunts?
494
00:20:08,699 --> 00:20:10,668
- Yeah, those.
495
00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:12,628
- Yep.
- Very charming.
496
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,676
You may not think you're a
words guy, Emmett, but you are.
497
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:23,589
You don't use a lot of them,
but they always sound...
498
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,723
honest.
499
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,462
- Well, thank you.
500
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,563
- Let me see your phone
for a second.
501
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:33,149
- [groans]
- Trust me.
502
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,963
There's something cool
that you can do on it.
503
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:42,074
It's kind of old-school,
like you.
504
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,578
- Mm.
- It's ringing.
505
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,837
- [clears throat] Hey, Monica.
506
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,356
Yeah.
507
00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:00,860
Uh, listen,
can I be honest with you?
508
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,429
I'm just not a texter.
509
00:21:07,591 --> 00:21:09,201
Yes!
510
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,269
Oh, right.
511
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,372
They're the worst.
Ever!
512
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,475
Oh, well, I know.
513
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,676
I know.
514
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:22,448
Hey, you remember call waiting?
515
00:21:24,175 --> 00:21:25,050
Oh, yeah.
516
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,954
Well, those were the good days.
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