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So the doctor says we can
freeze it or we can leave it,
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you know,
but it's totally benign.
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And I'm like, Doc,
I've had this my whole life,
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and holy "moley,"
I'd miss him if he was gone.
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Anyway, one Moscow mole.
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Oh, I mean mule.
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Hey, maybe that's what made me
think of this, you know?
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You can touch it if you want.
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Gabby.
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Do you have any tops
with long sleeves?
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What?
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Because I showed them
Moley Ringwald?
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Hey, maybe that's what
made me think about it.
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Steve, how are we coming along
with the new menus?
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Because these old ones
are looking pretty ratty.
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Well, as you know,
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we've always used
Jimmy's Paper Palace
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because you like to support
local businesses,
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and I like to be treated
like a prince.
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Uh-huh.
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So I called Jimmy Sr.,
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even though he turned
the business over
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to his son, Jimmy Jr.,
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because Senior started
the business,
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and Junior is not
a people person.
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Right.
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Anyway,
turns out the business closed.
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Because of Jimmy Jr.?
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- No, COVID.
- Oh.
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But I'm sure
Junior didn't help.
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Have I told you about
his gambling problem?
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Steve.
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Are we getting
new menus or what?
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Tomorrow, Ms. Busy.
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Thank you.
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Now what?
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Emmett refuses to cook
this steak medium-well.
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Emmett.
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The cow's already dead.
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I'm not going to humiliate it.
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OK, everybody, Happy Checks
this afternoon in my office.
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Ooh, Happy Checks.
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That sounds fun.
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They're not.
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They're performance reviews.
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I'd call them Unhappy Checks,
but nobody would show up.
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Well,
I'm not prepared for that.
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Oh, honey,
you don't have to be.
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There's no reason for everybody
hating both of us.
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No, I should be
in there with you.
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We're co-owners.
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That means we share everything,
even the unpleasant stuff.
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OK, fine.
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But remember,
when they get mad,
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sticks and stones
may break your bones.
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But words will never hurt me.
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No, I'm telling you,
they have sticks and stones.
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{\an8}- ♪ Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ♪
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{\an8}♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here
you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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{\an8}♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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{\an8}So how often do we do these
Happy Check review thingies?
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{\an8}Oh, not often.
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{\an8}It's kind of like flossing.
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{\an8}You only do it
when you need it.
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{\an8}That's not how
flossing works at all.
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{\an8}I don't know,
it just feels so weird
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{\an8}criticizing people
who are like family.
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{\an8}Well, sometimes,
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{\an8}Mama and Daddy
have to yell at the kids
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{\an8}for peeing
in the tomato plants.
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{\an8}Nobody here
is doing that, right?
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{\an8}Nah, but I had a cousin that
did get in trouble for that.
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{\an8}We stopped eating
salads at their house.
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{\an8}OK, eww.
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{\an8}We're not actually going to
yell at them, though, are we?
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{\an8}Oh, of course not.
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{\an8}Well, maybe Emmett.
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{\an8}Iron sharpens iron.
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{\an8}But you don't have to be here.
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{\an8}I mean, offer still stands.
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{\an8}No, we're in this
together, OK?
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{\an8}So who's up first?
- OK.
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{\an8}Steve, you're up.
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I got you a little gift
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just because I'm a nice person
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who likes doing nice things
for other nice people.
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Uh-huh.
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That's sweet.
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Are they for both of us?
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OK.
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Steve, when we
ask you questions,
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you answer
with way too many details.
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OK, if I may defend myself--
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You may not.
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Just knock it off, OK?
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Fine.
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You know what?
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These are for nice people.
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You bet.
Tell Emmett he's up.
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Mm!
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Yikes.
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That was a little rough.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean, you just tossed it
out there.
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"Hey, Steve, we have a problem
with you.
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Here it is."
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He's a big boy.
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He'll be fine.
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Here. I got you these.
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Completely independent
of Steve.
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Emmett, you need to stop
hooting and hollering
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at the customer
whenever they order food
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in a way you don't like.
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Well, if I don't yell,
how are they going to know?
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They won't.
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They'll eat the food
they ordered
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without your opinion.
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They'll pay for it,
and we'll call it
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a restaurant.
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Fine.
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And we know
it will be delicious,
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because you're
such a great chef.
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Keep up the good work, soldier.
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War is hell.
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What was that all about?
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A compliment.
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I'm not surprised
you didn't recognize it.
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Do you have a problem
with the way
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I'm doing these reviews?
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You know,
as a matter of fact, I do.
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You're upsetting people.
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Nobody likes criticism,
but we get over it.
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Just like I'm going
to get over the way
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you're talking to me right now.
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If you compliment someone
before you criticize them
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and then end with a compliment,
people tend to take
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the criticism much better.
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It's called
a compliment sandwich,
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and it totally works.
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Tons of studies say so.
- Mm-hmm.
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Seriously?
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Who are these people
doing these studies?
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Because they sound like
a bunch of whiny babies to me.
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Can we just try my way, please?
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You know, if it works,
isn't it worth it
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taking a little extra time to
spare someone else's feelings?
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Fine, but if it doesn't work,
I'm sending you
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some of my cousin's tomatoes.
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So how'd your review go?
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Well, apparently I take
too long to give answers
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to very simple questions.
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But details are necessary.
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Without them,
you have no context.
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Without context,
you don't have understanding.
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And without understanding,
you have nothing.
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Well, I guess they'd rather
live in ignorance.
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Thank you.
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How'd yours go?
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Well, I'm not supposed
to complain about customers
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who are idiots.
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What?
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You worked really hard
on your recipes.
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You're entitled to get upset
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when someone doesn't
appreciate them.
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And you should be able
to talk as much as you want,
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because you're
a funny little guy.
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And you're a tall man
who speaks the truth.
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Aww.
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Are the baby's feelings hurt
after a little criticism?
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Let me play you a sad song
on the world's smallest cello.
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Um, you're supposed to play
the world's smallest violin.
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That looks like
you're brushing your knees.
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Well, I don't know
how to play the violin,
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because my mom said
playing the violin
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would make me look
like a giant.
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Well, we're not being babies.
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We can take criticism.
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Yeah, we just don't like it.
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You want me to give you
a little advice?
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No.
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Always expect the worst.
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You can't get too low
if you're already living
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in the basement, baby.
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Listen to Yo-Yo Ma.
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Gabby, you're up.
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All right, MacAllister.
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Give it to me straight.
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I can take it.
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I warmed up earlier
by FaceTiming my mom
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with no makeup.
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Actually, Gabby, Isabella
will be leading your review.
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Ah.
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OK, Sanchez,
hit me where it hurts.
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Gabby, you are
one of the best bartenders
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I've ever seen.
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OK.
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The customers love you.
The staff loves you.
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I mean, even the mean guy
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who delivers the beef
loves you.
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Well, you know,
he's not so bad
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once you figure out
which eye to look at.
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You're a valuable part
of this team.
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And we are so, so lucky and so,
so grateful to have you.
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Wow.
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OK, this is
the best day of my life.
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Thank you, guys.
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Hang on.
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You haven't finished
your sandwich yet.
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What?
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There is one thing
we'd like you to work on.
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We feel that sometimes
you tend to overshare
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a little with the customers.
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Overshare?
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How do I overshare?
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Well, like that time
a customer ordered
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a Reuben sandwich,
and you told them how you dated
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a circus clown named Reuben,
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who dumped you
at a Greyhound bus station.
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He claimed there was
no room in his car,
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and everyone knows
that is a lie!
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Time to slap on
that other piece of bread.
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But what we really want you
to carry away from here
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is that you are a vital piece
of the Happy's Place family.
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Still the best day
of your life?
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OK. I'm confused.
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You complimented me,
then you criticized me,
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but then
you complimented me again.
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Exactly, yes.
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Why are you playing
with my mind?
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You lowered my defenses,
so I wasn't prepared
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when you kicked me
between the cello holders.
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And here I thought
gluten-free was
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the worst kind of sandwich.
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Liver and onions.
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No onions?
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Are you nuts?
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Liver needs help.
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It's wrong,
but you can't say anything.
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Are we suddenly
supposed to not care?
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This is insanity.
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Man, I cannot believe them.
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What? What'd they say?
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Well, after emotionally
waterboarding me,
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they said that I overshare
with the customers.
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You? Oversharing?
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Did they mean overcaring?
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You are not just a bartender.
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You're a therapist,
a psychic, a minister.
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Your personal stories
have probably saved lives.
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Maybe pull it back
a little bit.
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Hey, can you guys
keep it down in there?
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The customers can
hear you out here.
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Oh, really?
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Well, don't tell the bosses,
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or it'll end up
on my next Happy Check.
259
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,944
What do you mean?
260
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,487
Well, Takoda,
I can't help but notice
261
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,781
that you were not called
into the office.
262
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,741
Why?
Is that because you're perfect?
263
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,035
Or because you're a spy?
264
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,245
What?
265
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,205
I'm not a spy.
266
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:50,376
Well, well, well,
look who thinks he's perfect.
267
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,378
Well, I don't think
I'm that either.
268
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,879
I'm just like you guys.
269
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,339
I've got tons of flaws.
270
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,174
Name one.
271
00:11:57,175 --> 00:12:00,302
Well, one time I--
272
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,846
- Uh-uh--
- One time you what?
273
00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,472
You couldn't come up
with a lie fast enough?
274
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,350
Yeah.
275
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,855
Sorry, Undercover Boss,
but I ain't signing a waiver.
276
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,483
You guys gotta help me.
277
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,152
I need a Happy Check.
278
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,862
A bad one.
279
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,655
What's gotten into you?
280
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,490
Everyone's ticked off
at you guys,
281
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,492
and they think I'm a spy.
282
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,910
A spy?
283
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,370
That's crazy.
284
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,873
If anything,
you're a teacher's pet.
285
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:29,915
Keep it down.
286
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,167
They might hear you.
287
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,501
Wait, hold on.
288
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,129
What do you mean
everyone's ticked off at us?
289
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,006
I don't know if I should say.
290
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,132
Why not?
291
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,259
They already think
you're a spy.
292
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,969
Oh, man.
293
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,764
This must be why James Bond
doesn't have any friends.
294
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,894
Whoa, whoa.
Where are you going?
295
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,437
I'm going to go talk to them.
296
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,439
I don't want them upset.
297
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,316
I think if I explained
to Steve and Emmett
298
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:58,068
that their reviews weren't
as bad as you made them sound,
299
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,236
they'll feel better.
300
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,322
So you think
this is all my fault?
301
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,283
How do you explain
Gabby's reaction?
302
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,785
Can we ever explain
Gabby's reactions?
303
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,913
Isabella, listen to me.
304
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:11,123
Talking to 'em is only
going to make it worse.
305
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,585
The best thing we can do
is just leave 'em alone.
306
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,212
Yeah.
307
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,923
I'm going to go talk to them.
308
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,341
Well,
I hope they listen to you
309
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,302
better than you listen to me.
310
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,266
I just don't find it fair
311
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,685
when I tried to do it
in the nicest way possible.
312
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,103
Oh, I'm sorry.
313
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,356
I can't take a criticism
unless you tell me
314
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,108
how wonderful I am first.
315
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,902
Isabella, let it go.
316
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,904
No, I don't want them
to be upset,
317
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,907
especially because my critiques
weren't even that big a deal.
318
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,327
OK.
319
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,873
What? What was that?
320
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,667
Come on, ladies.
321
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,212
Where I come from,
snorting leads to hair-pulling.
322
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,965
I just think it is
really easy for certain people
323
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,175
not to expect other people
to get upset
324
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,262
at those certain people
when those certain people never
325
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,932
have to get criticized
by those other people.
326
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,144
Now, are you certain people
and I'm other people?
327
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:17,398
Or am I other people
and you're certain people?
328
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,608
All I know is, it is
really easy for you two,
329
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,486
because you never
have to get criticized.
330
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,779
Wait, is that
what's bothering you?
331
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,072
Yeah.
332
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,657
Well, would it make you
feel better
333
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,908
if you all got to criticize us?
334
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,452
- Yeah.
- Wait. Wait.
335
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,747
No, we don't want to do that.
336
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,708
What's the problem?
It only seems fair.
337
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,835
Yeah, Bobbie,
what's the problem?
338
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,421
It only seems fair.
339
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,755
I don't have to be fair.
340
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,340
I'm the boss.
341
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,886
Last time I sat
in a circle like this,
342
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,807
I was only allowed
to use my first name.
343
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,060
So what the heck
is this again?
344
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,230
Well, just as Bobbie and I
had some suggestions for you
345
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,482
about how you do your jobs,
we thought
346
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,319
you might have something to say
about how we do our jobs.
347
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,947
Yeah, well, not to your face.
348
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,824
Did you approve this?
- Sure.
349
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,159
I mean, I don't know.
Whatever.
350
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,077
Just join the circle.
351
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,163
Uh, I think
what Bobbie means to say
352
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,623
is that we are
walking into this
353
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,167
with open minds and hearts.
354
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,253
And closed fists.
355
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,922
We are doing this so that
there are no hard feelings
356
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,841
and everybody feels heard.
357
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,801
Well, I would just
like to say, Isabella,
358
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,803
that that is truly admirable.
359
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,764
You're a real leader.
360
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:35,684
Oh, well, thank you.
361
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,855
Except you build people up
just to tear them down.
362
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,818
You're like
a Taylor Swift revenge song.
363
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,988
Really?
You didn't see that coming?
364
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,407
Gabby, I'm not just
trying to build you up.
365
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,201
I actually think
you do a great job, and--
366
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,203
OK, save it, sister.
367
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,663
I'm not falling
for that crap anymore.
368
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,206
It's not crap.
369
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,959
It's--
- I have a complaint.
370
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,172
In conversations, you always
have to have the last word.
371
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,131
I don't think I do that.
372
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,549
Believe me, you do.
373
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,842
Agree to disagree.
374
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,720
You just did it.
375
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:15,265
Maybe move on
to friendlier shores.
376
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,475
OK, but he's wrong.
377
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,394
Takoda...
378
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,728
You haven't
said anything yet.
379
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,939
Oh.
Well, this ought to be good.
380
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,232
I can't wait to hear
what Benedict Arnold has
381
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,984
to say about our dear leaders.
382
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,486
I'm not a spy.
383
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,155
Exactly what a spy would say
to himself in the mirror
384
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:34,493
practicing how not
to sound like a spy.
385
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,830
Isabella,
you put a target on my back.
386
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,998
Oh, hang on.
I was in there too.
387
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,208
It's OK, Bobbie.
388
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,668
He's just making
an observation.
389
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:43,877
Yeah, whatever you need
to tell yourself
390
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,964
to sleep at night, sweetie.
391
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,466
Are these the sticks
or the stones?
392
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,468
OK, y'all have picked
on her enough.
393
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,304
Doesn't anybody have
anything bad to say about me?
394
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,931
I do.
395
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,768
Why the hell would you agree
to Isabella's stupid idea?
396
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,437
OK, good session.
397
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,648
I'm going to go and--
398
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,525
and--
399
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,736
and I'm going.
400
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,741
Well, y'all happy
now that you made her cry?
401
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:17,536
both: Kind of, yeah.
402
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,371
Well, I'm not.
403
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,458
Your boo-hoo complaining
was not enough?
404
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,502
You had to go
and only pick on Isabella.
405
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,296
There's a good reason
for that.
406
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,174
We're scared of you.
407
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,675
I'm not.
408
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,051
Oh, yeah.
409
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,095
Emmett,
you're a big old tough guy.
410
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,472
We get it.
411
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,057
So does that girl
out there crying.
412
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,184
I'm not proud of that.
413
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,478
Well, you shouldn't be.
414
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:46,523
Y'all are some
of the best people I know,
415
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,692
and you attack the one person
416
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,862
that was just trying
to help you.
417
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,867
I feel terrible.
418
00:17:56,868 --> 00:18:00,287
You should.
419
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,207
Spying is a terrible thing.
420
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,215
There you are.
421
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:14,218
I thought you ran
out in the alley.
422
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,387
I did, but the trash has
a bunch of cabbage in it
423
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:21,892
right now, so I thought
I'd just wait in here.
424
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,644
Well,
you have every reason to.
425
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,646
They were way out of line.
426
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,231
No, they weren't.
427
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,024
They were just doing
what I asked them to
428
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:33,153
in a really mean
and spiteful way.
429
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:37,491
Oh, honey, you only did that
because you care so much.
430
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,118
I mean, I also did it because
I know that criticism hurts
431
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,120
my feelings,
and I don't want to make
432
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,539
another person feel that way.
433
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,375
I get it, but you need
to weather the storm.
434
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:50,045
People being mad at you is
just part of being the boss.
435
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,798
I just don't take it
personally.
436
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,800
You're right.
I know.
437
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,010
Don't get down on yourself.
438
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,096
You bring out
the good in people.
439
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,391
That's why we love
having you around so much.
440
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,686
OK, why are you
grinning like that?
441
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:10,023
Because I think you just
gave me a compliment sandwich.
442
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,276
Oh, no, I didn't.
443
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,610
Wow.
444
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,821
Bobbie learned something
from me.
445
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,907
You keep grinning
like that,
446
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,742
I'm going to give you
a Happy Check.
447
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,581
Well, just be sure to
compliment me like you learned.
448
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,168
You gotta be really right
to leave a room like that.
449
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,628
Yeah, she's really right.
450
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:38,302
Isabella, I have an update
on that stove repair.
451
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,469
OK.
452
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,930
Siri, set a 15-second timer.
453
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,765
I called the guy
we used last time,
454
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,642
but he's out sick, so I found
another guy who can do it.
455
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,185
But we're going to have
to open up early,
456
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,062
because he has to get
out of here by 9:00
457
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,439
to get
to his brother's wedding.
458
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,690
It's the brother's
third marriage,
459
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,442
and nobody likes the bride.
460
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,235
But he's still got to go,
and they'll fix it on Tuesday.
461
00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,865
Great.
462
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,199
Well done, Steve.
463
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,492
Thank you.
464
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,036
At first, I thought
I needed 20 seconds,
465
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,579
but then I talked
to my cousin's dog-sitter,
466
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,622
and he said--
467
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,498
Ding.
468
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,336
Isabella.
469
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:15,422
Unhappy Cathy just ordered
a Sex on The Beach,
470
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,259
and she still has no idea
what I did in Tahiti.
471
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,011
I'm proud of you, Gabby.
472
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,513
I am keeping it all in.
473
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,309
I'm probably growing a tumor,
but my tips are up 20%.
474
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,354
I think those
performance reviews
475
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,355
are starting to pay off.
476
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,190
Mm-hmm.
477
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,902
Bobbie, Emmett won't cook
a steak medium-well again.
478
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,194
Emmett.
479
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,154
What?
480
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,157
Did the narc tell you
I just said no?
481
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,328
{\an8}I didn't call the customer
an idiot like I wanted to.
482
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,538
{\an8}I got this.
483
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:48,539
{\an8}Emmett!
484
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,416
{\an8}Stop your hooting and hollering
485
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,669
{\an8}and give the customer
what he wants.
486
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,922
{\an8}You got it, Boss.
487
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,340
{\an8}See?
488
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,343
{\an8}I learned something
from you too.
489
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:04,055
{\an8}Takoda, you care too much
about what other people think.
490
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,682
{\an8}That's something
you can work on.
491
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,558
{\an8}Thank you!
492
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,394
{\an8}Did you guys hear that?
493
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,063
{\an8}Isabella really gave it to me.
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