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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:51,390 Welcome back to First Timers, the show that asks the burning question, what 2 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,930 it take for two regular guys to fuck on camera? 3 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:59,290 Or better yet, what can these two regular guys take before they must fuck 4 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:01,550 camera? It's a game of restraint. 5 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:02,810 Or hopefully. 6 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,200 A lack of restraint. 7 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,260 Because if it was really about restraint, it would be boring, am I 8 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:12,660 In a first -timers first, we have a familiar face back to play again. 9 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:14,680 I came here to smash a hot dude. 10 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,740 There's literally no dick within 20 miles of Ball Springs. 11 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:19,740 Of course, you remember, Ethan. 12 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:24,200 This horny little humper couldn't wait to get plowed during his last time on 13 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,300 first -timers. 14 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,580 He was so eager that the careless cutie fucked away his prize package. 15 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,360 A damn shame. 16 00:01:32,970 --> 00:01:35,270 How will I be approaching the game differently this time? 17 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:40,330 Well, first off, I'm not going to come straight in and seduce my co 18 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,110 That would be a good start. 19 00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:43,630 Good for who, exactly? 20 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:46,750 We loved your prior penile vigor. 21 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:58,470 You guys have to be fucking kidding me. 22 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:01,710 Uh -oh. Mr. Happyhole looked quite... 23 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,880 Seriously? 24 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,000 Him? Have you seen him? 25 00:02:08,199 --> 00:02:11,940 I came here to really play the game this time, and you give me a guy like him? 26 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,840 I've dreamed about a guy like this forever. 27 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,300 So, is he really mad? 28 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:18,900 Or sad? 29 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,880 Either way, this pairing looks mighty rad. 30 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,000 My first impression? 31 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,740 Where the fuck did this guy just go? 32 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:38,240 I can't go back in there. 33 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:43,920 If I go back in there, I'm going to be really challenged not to mount him and 34 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 ride him into the marble. 35 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:56,800 Um, is everything okay? 36 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,560 I can't look at him. 37 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,900 If I look at him, I'm going to be thinking about being in front of him on 38 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:12,420 knees with his dick in my mouth, slobbering all over it while I jerk 39 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:14,880 D 'Angelo. 40 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,340 I'm Ethan. 41 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,140 This guy's weird. 42 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,720 He won't even look at me. 43 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:36,480 I'm not sure if I'm just not a type, or if he's fucked in the head, but it'll be 44 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,600 easy to win this prize package. 45 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:45,340 Okay, um, I was told to read these three challenges. 46 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,560 Should we get started? 47 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,240 Mm -hmm. 48 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:51,540 It's uncomfortable. 49 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,080 I need to get a lot of attention when I walk into a room. 50 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,340 I mean, look at me. 51 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:57,020 Look at this smile. 52 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,750 Hmm. I got it going on. 53 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,270 You do, Corey. 54 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:07,070 And if I was in a room with you, I'd be giving you a lot of attention. 55 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:09,770 Oh, I guess I'll read it. 56 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:11,730 Let's get this show on the road. 57 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:14,670 Challenge number one, if we dare to take it. 58 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:16,570 Do we dare to take it? 59 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:18,790 Mm -hmm. 60 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,209 Okay. 61 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,030 You're shy, aren't you? 62 00:04:24,650 --> 00:04:25,650 Kind of. 63 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,230 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 64 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,390 We've seen you in action before, Ethan. 65 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:30,900 I'm not shy. 66 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,280 And that's the problem. 67 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,020 He's so hot, dude. 68 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,260 I'm fucked. 69 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:40,140 Look at your co -competitor and tell them two things about them that you find 70 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,200 irresistibly sexy. 71 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,720 Oh, come on, lad. 72 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:46,500 You could name ten right from the tip of your tongue. 73 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,920 Okay, well, I guess I'll go first. 74 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,680 You have a look at me, bro. 75 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:58,840 Well, first, you have really nice eyes. 76 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,650 Oh, how romantic. 77 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,010 Thank you. 78 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,170 Second. 79 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:05,050 You have a really nice body. 80 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,750 I could tell you'd take care of yourself. 81 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:09,670 Tell him your dick would look great in that purdy mouth. 82 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:11,430 Thanks. Your turn. 83 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:14,710 I've got it in the bag. 84 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:16,590 This guy's a wet noodle. 85 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:19,490 I think talking about wet noodles is dangerous territory. 86 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:21,990 I guess it's my turn. 87 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,910 Your arms are so big that... 88 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:30,670 If you held me down and fucked the hell out of my hole... Hello! 89 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,650 I just know I wouldn't even be able to get away. 90 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:34,230 That's our boy. 91 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:35,910 Wow. Wasn't expecting that. 92 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:38,450 Maybe this won't be so easy. 93 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,570 I know you have such a huge cock. 94 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,430 It would stretch me out so nicely. 95 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:46,090 Straight to the point. 96 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:48,390 Wow. So you are not shy. 97 00:05:49,870 --> 00:05:50,870 No. 98 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,990 But the last time I was on this show, I fucked right away. 99 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,130 And this time, I really want to win. 100 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,900 Wait a minute. So, you've been on the show before? 101 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,780 Yeah. And you lost. 102 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,280 Terribly. Oh, shit. 103 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:05,860 Don't sell yourself short, Ethan. We enjoyed it. 104 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,960 Yeah, that's kind of why I was ignoring you earlier. 105 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:13,380 Because really, I would just love for you to ruin my fucking life right now. 106 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,960 Wow. He has such a way with words. 107 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,340 Cat's out of the bag, I guess. 108 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,760 Well, how about you keep your eyes off me, and we'll get through the rest of 109 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:24,760 challenges just fine. 110 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:26,890 No! What fun is that? Deal. 111 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:28,390 Open the next one. 112 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,210 Nice. 113 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:34,190 Oh. 114 00:06:34,950 --> 00:06:38,010 What is it? Read it out loud. 115 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:39,730 Inquiring minds would like to know. 116 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,030 Challenge number two. 117 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:42,770 Take this party to the shower. 118 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:47,250 Your task, take a shower together, complete with a soapy rubdown. 119 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:48,850 Without getting hard. 120 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:52,550 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 121 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,510 Yeah. Oh, we aren't. 122 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:55,940 This is ridiculous. 123 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:01,580 As in dumb or... As in there's no way I'm not going to get hard rubbing down 124 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:02,580 this twink. 125 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:03,860 Mind over matter. 126 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,240 That's what people always say before they fail epically. 127 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:15,180 They really set us up for this small bathroom. 128 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,240 Yeah. Jesus. 129 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,480 You know what you're doing. 130 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,200 Drink it in, boys. 131 00:07:23,349 --> 00:07:24,930 Bring it in. 132 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:40,130 Let's get this over with because I can't promise anything's not going to happen 133 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:41,170 if we don't do this quickly. 134 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,410 Yeah. Good. 135 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:43,510 Quick. 136 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,030 We're in luck. 137 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:46,970 This is going to go downhill fast. 138 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:16,470 Looky looky looky the hotties can't keep their eyes off each other. We're in 139 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:17,470 luck 140 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:23,710 This isn't going to go well with kids on that. 141 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,550 I think it's going to go really well. 142 00:08:27,130 --> 00:08:27,969 Me too. 143 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:28,970 Me too. 144 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,690 Like losing a prize package good? 145 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:35,010 Hell yeah. 146 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:40,610 You know, you guys really knew what you were doing pairing me up with this guy. 147 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:42,490 He's going to cost me my surprises. 148 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,250 That's what we like to hear. 149 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:48,350 Fuck it. 150 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,360 It's tonight, when the mood's right. 151 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,480 It makes you wonder what you're under. 152 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,260 Can you drunk on me, yeah? 153 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,360 Drunk on me, yeah. 154 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:05,400 Drunk on me, yeah. 155 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,360 Drunk on me, yeah. 156 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,300 You make it so we can't walk. 157 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:11,300 You can't live here. 158 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:16,520 I think I can proudly say, game over. 159 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,400 We win. 160 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,230 Thank you. 161 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,490 Just like that, oh fuck 162 00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:13,990 God 163 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:20,930 that 164 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:21,930 feels so good 165 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:04,270 Fuck. 166 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:36,500 Just like that. 167 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,240 Oh. 168 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,560 Oh yeah. 169 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,140 Fuck. 170 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,880 That's so good. 171 00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,370 Goddamn. 172 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,070 Oh yeah. 173 00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:32,070 Oh fuck it. 174 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760 Oh my God. 175 00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:53,110 Mmm. 176 00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:19,990 Uh -huh 177 00:30:57,870 --> 00:30:58,870 Amen. 178 00:38:25,230 --> 00:38:28,030 Oh, fuck. 179 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,620 I cannot believe I lost again. 180 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,620 Look, we had no power against the sour talents. 181 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:07,560 These two may have thought they had a chance, but we know they didn't because 182 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,480 we're always here to make good television for our loyal viewers. 183 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,620 So, you're welcome, and we'll see you next time on First Timers. 12063