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We're back with non-stop,
Godforsaken coverage
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of the Shock-A-Con
Talk-A-Thon.
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It's 11:00… ish.
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The floor has completely
closed down,
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except for around
the Course of Ambivalence,
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where authorities and
claims adjusters have been given
access
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through the night.
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Let's check in
with Rico Java on the floor.
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What?
Back to you.
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No, no, I took the last hour.
Back to you.
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There's nothing left
to report on, Janet.
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The floor is shut down.
The only thing worth reporting
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is happening in here, and I
can't get in 'cause they're at
capacity.
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Janet:
Oh, my God, Rico.
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Come on.
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It's really hard for me, okay?
Have some sympathy.
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You know how hard this job is
for someone like me?
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I should be an actress.
Back to you!
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Hey, Janet, Janet.
Back to you.
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- Back to you.
- Back to you, Janet.
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- Back to you.
- Back to you!
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- Back to you.
- Back to you.
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Go report on the Talk-A-Con
Shock-A-Thon.
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Shock-A-Con Talk-A-Thon.
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Rico, everyone knows
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your real name is Brandon.
Back to you.
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Shock-A-Con Talk-A-Thon.
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Back to you.
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Thank you.
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What the fuck?
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My face. I'm gonna carry
something in my face.
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Tiffany, no!
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How did you even--
we were on the same elevator.
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Tiffany, no!
No.
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No, this is poison for
you, poison. Mm-mmm, mm-mmm.
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Ugh, I can feel it
ruining my life right now.
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So good.
Ruining it right up.
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Order a soda.
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Vodka soda, please.
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Vod-- no alcohol.
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I thought vodka
was a flavor of soda.
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No, no.
Tiffany, no.
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Mm-mmm!
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Your sobriety is getting me wasted.
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- I have got to find--
- Finley Farrow?
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Bobbie, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I've been staking out
this party for two hours.
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My plan is underway, and soon,
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Finley will be under Wray.
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Under-- no, look.
I just need to talk to her.
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Oh, well, as soon as
I take out my target over there,
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- you can talk her silly.
- Oh, crap!
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Oh, he's hot.
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Ease up, Tiffany.
That one's mine.
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He won't know what hit him.
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- Okay.
- Tequila?
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Tiffany, no.
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Thank you.
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How do I look?
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- That's good? Okay.
- Show your tits.
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- Tiffany!
- What is that?
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Chest hair.
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- It grows there?
- Yeah.
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You need to put it away.
I don't like it.
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You know, I would
if I still had buttons.
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Tiffany, no!
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Girth: Right, yeah, and a sheila--
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- Finley.
- Wray.
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I have been looking
for you all weekend.
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Well, here I am, in the flesh.
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- What?
- It's gross, I don't-- nothing.
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Uh, anyway, do you know Girth?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, we're mates.
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Go from way back, eh?
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How are ya?
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I have yet to meet
the lovely Tiffany Gisella.
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- Can we be mates?
- We'll have a crack at it.
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Tiffany, it is so nice to meet you.
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I-- I read your article
in "People" magazine.
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Congratulations on your sobriety.
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Thank you.
Every second hurts.
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Here we go.
Let's party.
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Uh, I actually can't drink
in front of someone who's in
recovery.
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It's not appropriate.
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Nor I.
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Either.
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You know what?
I do this to help, because I,
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I expose her to real situations,
under close supervision.
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Yeah, where is she, mate?
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Shit.
She's probably at
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her 11:17 AAA meeting.
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Triple-A meeting.
She's doing so good.
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Bobbie:
Girth Hemsworth!
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The Burbong dance has begun!
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Whoa, that's just, um--
that's just heaps offensive.
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Are you ready to be a man?
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Now listen here, you--
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- Jesus Christ!
- Oh. Oh, no.
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Uh, she did it.
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Oh, jeez, oh, yeah.
That's quite a wallop.
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Whoo, yeah, that's gonna require
a bit of a sticheridoo, I think.
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Let me get a bit of dental floss
and a sharp stick, eh?
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She'll be right.
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- Drama.
- Drama.
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I hate drama, drama.
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Unless the drama is
hour-long format on network
television.
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Tuesday nights at 8:00, something.
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- I don't know.
- I watched your audition today.
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- You did?
- Yeah, it was-- it was--
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agonizing.
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In a good way.
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Most played it like a manly man.
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Yeah, not-- not-- not me.
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No, you brought a desperation to
it.
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It was very real, Wray.
Very.
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Well, Blade is written real.
He's three-dimensional.
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Doctor… cop… lawyer.
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- Right. And he's haunted.
- Yeah.
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- He seems lost.
- Like you.
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He's--
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I was-- I was kidding, Wray.
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So am I.
I'm kidding too.
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I've never been lost.
I have a great sense of direction.
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You've got a lot of stuff
going on up in there.
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It's noisy.
It can be noisy.
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Hi, Wray!
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- Hi.
- God damn it.
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- You're Brenda.
- Yes.
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I'm Finley.
I loved you in "Spectrum," truly.
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Oh, thank you.
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I hope I'm not
speaking out of turn,
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but Wray here is a dedicated,
thoughtful performer,
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and I hope you get a chance
to find that out yourself.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much, Brenda.
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You're welcome.
Also, can I borrow $65,000?
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- You work.
- Excuse me?
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55 thou-- 56, 50.
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I'm in a ton of weight loss debt.
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Pounders, you know Pounders?
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They've sent
these black turtles after me.
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- Let's get you some water.
- They're everywhere.
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You'll see them when they come.
They all wear black,
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'cause it's slimming.
Aah! Black turtle!
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See?
I'm gonna lose the weight!
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I'm gonna hit my goal weight!
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- Back off.
- Here, here, here, here.
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I can get--
I just don't want to touch…
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- No, it's fine.
- …your bits.
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I'm so sorry about that.
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That's why "Spectrum"
should never have reunions.
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That's my old cast.
I want a new cast.
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I mean, with you-- this is nice.
I like talking to you.
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I really appreciate having this
shot.
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Was that a gunshot?
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Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
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- Go.
- Back, stay back!
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We gotta get you to safety,
Miss Farrow.
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- God damn it, Stutter.
- People sure are jumpy, huh?
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- Damn it, Stutter!
- I wanted to show you
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this non-lethal sniper rifle.
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Bean bag round.
Accurate up to 200 yards,
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if conditions are right.
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Conditions will never be right.
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Could you please take off
that face mask?
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You're freaking me the hell out.
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Could you please put back on
the face mask?
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You're freaking me the hell out.
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You're wrong about that, Wray,
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although you were right
about the need for a safety.
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I was nowhere near the trigger.
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