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Authorities are reminding people
not to attempt the obstacle course
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unless they are physically healthy
and well-insured.
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Looks like we just hit the
18-hour mark
of continuous live streaming
coverage.
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Hey, let's head down to Rico
Java
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for a quick, 20-minute
power update.
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Rico:
Thanks, Janet.
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As you can see, I am here
with the entire cast of
"Spectrum"!
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Wray Nerely, what can you tell us
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about this big announcement
that's happening tomorrow?
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Oh, no, I can't say anything.
We're sworn to secrecy.
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Aw!
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I'll tell you everything
for $70,000.
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$70,000, see, with my neck--
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65!
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$65,000, Wray, feel!
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No, stop, gross.
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"Spectrum," the movie.
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Who do I make this out to?
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Uh, Girth.
Girth Hemsworth.
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- Girth.
- Rico: Oh, my God.
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I am standing next to
the recently-discovered lost
Hemsworth,
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Girth Hemsworth!
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All right, okay, yeah, you got me.
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I was thinking I would
just sneak through the crowd
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and get a little name scribble
from one of my all-time favorite
actors,
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but oh, you caught me!
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Favorite actors,
who are you looking for?
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Wray friggin' Nerely, obviously.
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- Really?
- Yeah?
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Yeah, you better believe it, mate!
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"Spectrum" was one
of my favorite shows growing up.
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'Course, in Australia, it's called
"Spacey Plane Shoot 'Em Up."
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Growing up? I thought
that you grew up "lost"?
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That's right.
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I was separated
from my family at a young age
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during the great wogga wogga
kinder stampede in 1995.
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I was forced to raise myself
on the harsh Australian outback
plains.
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- Oh, my God, wow.
- Such a cool accent.
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Girth:
Spent the days wrestling crocs
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and working on my
flawless American accent.
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- Oh, my God, wow.
- That's a really good accent.
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It's like I'm there.
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I survived by hunting,
killing and eating
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wild butterflies,
which I don't have to tell you,
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in Australia, are wicked poisonous.
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- What isn't?
- Butterflies, they're scary.
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Thanks, Girth.
That's a great story.
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Sounds like you really pulled
yourself up by your bootstraps.
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Ha!
That is a silly phraseamaloo.
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Don't ya think?
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Ah, yeah.
Well, next!
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Listen up.
Is this man, Wray Nerely,
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not the greatest gift to sci-fi
since young Billy Shatner
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hit the scene
all those years ago, eh?
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Right, could you
imagine Wray Nerely
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in any other thing,
like a cop uniform,
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or some kind of fancy suit
like this gentleman here,
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or, I don't know,
some kind of doctor's scrubs?
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No way, right, guys?
Not a chance.
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Sci-fi all the way for this one.
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You're never getting
"Doctor Cop Lawyer," you cut.
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"Cut."
Did you say "cut"?
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No.
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To the king of sci-fi!
Let's hear it, eh?
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Let's hear it!
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I should have called
you queen of the cuts.
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Sorry, are you--
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Are you saying "cut" or cunt?
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Wray Nerely, that kind
of language will not fly here.
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There's kids present.
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Wait a second.
I gotta go,
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but catch you guys later.
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Come on, we'll go and get wasted.
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He winked at me.
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No, he--
he winked at me.
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Girth:
See ya, Wray! Ha, ha, ha!
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- Whoo!
- Bobbie: Oh, my God.
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One stinking fan?
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- Wray: Bobbie!
- Okay, I'm sorry.
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I don't know if you really stink.
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All right, uh, five minutes
till photos.
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How do you know Girth?
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Wait, wait a minute.
Was Girth here?
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Yeah, he was--
that's where all the fans went.
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Okay. Okay, look,
we're gonna have to tag team this.
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All right, I will keep Girth away,
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but you will have
to seduce Finley Farrow.
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No, I don't have to seduce--
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Ah! Turtles is here!
Black turtles.
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Do they see me, Wray?
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That's-- Brenda!
Eat something!
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Dress up like Girth.
That'll impress her.
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- No.
- Wray, just be yourself.
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- No.
- Slice his Achilles tendon.
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- No!
- Kill Finley.
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No!
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And…
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Wray, you don't have to yell.
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Get out!
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I think we're all here so we can
help you bed a beautiful woman
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so that you could get
the role of your dreams.
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I am not going to bed--
listen,
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I don't need any help.
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- Sounds like you need help.
- And…
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Hemsworth makes me sick.
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Goddamn foreigner
taking American jobs.
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You know what, Stutter,
I don't want to talk about this
right--
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ever.
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Reading you loud and clear.
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I will not take him out.
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And…
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- Move on!
- Listen, could you repeat after
me,
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"I will not kill him."
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I will not "kill" him.
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You can't with the air quotes, man!
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Fine.
I'll just fatally wound him.
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Fatally… that means kill.
That's killing.
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And…
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Get out.
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Isn't this guy after the girl
that you're crushing on?
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I'm not crushing on any--
listen.
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I just need to talk to her
about a little project I'm up for
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called "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
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I guess I could explore
some less lethal options.
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Yes, thank you, thank you.
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And I also want to thank you
for not dressing like a ficus.
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I broke a boob strap on that thing.
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And…
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Bobbie:
Move on!
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Aah, black turtle!
Keep away!
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I don't have any money!
Keep away!
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Goddammit, Brenda!
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And…
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- Go!
- Look, guys,
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Remember Jack?
Remember Jack, our friend?
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He is really counting on us
not to screw this up this weekend.
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It's rude to talk about people
as if they're not here, Wray.
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You look slim, Jack.
Like, cocaine slim.
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Give me your stash.
I'm worried about you.
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Tiffany, no.
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Bobbie: Get out!
- You're my responsibility.
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Which reminds me.
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Can you take responsibility
of Tiffany starting at… now?
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- Why?
- I have to get to my sculpture
booth.
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Big arms deal.
Art deal. Going down.
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Get in there!
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And…
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- Bobbie: Move!
- No, Stutter, I--
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Where's Stutter?
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I'm a handful.
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I just thought of something.
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They're having an "Ambivalence"
party at the V.V.I.P. room
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So I'm gonna grab Girth
and get him out of the way.
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Then when you're alone
with Finley, bam!
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- Sex her!
- No!
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And…
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I am not sexing her!
You know what?
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If you want to help me, please,
take care of Tiffany--
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I've been reconsidering
my position.
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- On?
- Top to start?
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And…
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No, we cannot keep doing--
We gotta stop doing this.
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Look, we got this whole
"come here, go away" thing
happening.
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It's like a cycle
we can't break out of.
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You're right, it's like we only
want
each other if we can't have each
other.
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See?
Revelation.
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I'm-- I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Can we be friends?
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Friends.
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And…
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
We gotta stop this.
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No, we gotta stop.
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No, keep it in, keep it in,
keep it in, keep it in.
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We gotta stop this.
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You say "stop" but I hear "go."
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Okay, this works.
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I'm going to slip in to something
a little more nakedy.
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Okay.
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- Uch.
- Wray: Yes, yes!
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You can come and find me
in our room.
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I'm gonna take the adjoining door
off the hinges.
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- Whoo.
- And…
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Get out.
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Tiffany.
Oh, goddammit!
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Did you---
Over there?
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Excuse me.
So sorry to bother you,
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but I was wondering if
you could take some close-ups.
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See, I have to alter some arrest
records, yeah, for a friend.
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Hemsworth!
Are you ready to be a man?
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That's just heaps offensive.
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- She did it.
- You guys are working together
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to put me out of this "Doctor
Cop Lawyer", aren't you?
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I want to apologize, with-- hyah!
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Look, honestly,
I feel that's kind of
disappointing.
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Have you punched people before?
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Wray Nerely just challenged
Girth Hemsworth
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to the Course of Death!
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This is amazing!
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Don't you think this is
getting a little dangerous?
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"Spectrum"?
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Thank you.
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