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I didn't get the role?
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- Not yet.
- How? What?
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No, but you know, it's-- wait.
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I mean, you didn't let me
finish telling you.
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It's between you and another person
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for the lead of "Doctor Cop
Lawyer."
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- Bobbie!
- You need new food.
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Jesus.
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Sit!
Sit, sit, sit, sit.
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I'm sorry.
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You have a pin in you.
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What the hell?
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Bobbie, Diego said
I had "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
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You've been pinned!
Like a beautiful butterfly,
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skewered through
its pulsating thorax.
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It's down to you
and the very last Hemsworth.
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The last Hemsworth?
Is he good?
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Mm, he is the best.
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Farnsworth Hemsworth.
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He sounds good.
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Well, when will you know?
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Jack is all over me
about "Spectrum" and scheduling.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and by the way,
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do you have the shirt?
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Yes, I have…
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And where's the hat?
And the track pants?
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I'm not wearing it all.
That sandwich board?
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It gave me some serious splinters.
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Wray, Jack needs for you
to get the crowd excited.
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He wants to get into
Shock-A-Con,
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and you've got to drum up the buzz!
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"Drum up the buzz"?
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Why does that sound dirty
when you say it?
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Oh, by the way, Wray,
I have a hot tip for you.
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- Also dirty.
- Lou Ferrigno?
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He's doing a stage adaptation
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of John Steinbeck's
"Of Mice and Men."
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Lou Ferrigno,
who's standing right over there?
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Yeah, that's the one
who gave me the hot tip.
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Wow, could you just
never say it ever again?
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I pitched you to him.
He's so excited.
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It's Off-Broadway, Wray.
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- Off-Broadway?
- Yeah.
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- I started in the theater.
- I know.
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- Wray Nerely.
- Oh, my God.
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- And Bobbie!
- Oh, my God.
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You're a sight for my sore thighs.
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Oh, well.
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I was hoping I'd see you two
at one of these things.
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I've been doing lots of them.
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I bet.
I saw your movie.
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You were the most villainous
supervillain
I have ever seen.
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Congratulations.
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I'd never done
a superhero movie before.
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Oh, you were so manly.
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And scary.
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They're doing a spin-off
of my character,
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dark origin story.
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"The Persnickety Adventures
of Doctor Fussbudget."
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You have hit the big time.
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- You want to hit something else?
- Big time.
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I'm gonna--
Lou?
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You're still a filthy little
animal.
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Oh, I'm filthier.
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Lou.
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Hey, uh, I--
my manager,
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she was just telling me
about "Of Mice and Men."
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Oh, my God, I love that play.
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- It is such a classic.
- Oh, yes.
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Ever since
I was just a giant boy,
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I've wanted to do the show.
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I see. Well, because
you're perfect for it.
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- Karen!
- Wray.
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- How…
- You have something on your lips.
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Because you do.
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I'm assigned to Lou for this con.
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That's great.
That's great.
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She is great.
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- She's dressed just like me.
- Yeah.
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So I can be a decoy
if there's trouble.
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It's uncanny, but…
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maybe you should put
some more muscles in there.
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- Oh! Yeah, good call.
- Yeah.
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I didn't have to worry
about that with Wray.
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Ready, set, go.
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Hello, my name is Bucky, and…
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…yes, it is a nickname.
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It's a long story.
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As the founder of this event,
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I have the honor to say,
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the Long Con welcomes you!
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Now the signing is about to start,
so we should head on down to the
floor,
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but try to stay close
because the route can be a
little tricky.
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In fact, you know what?
I'm gonna buddy up the VIPs.
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I don't want to lose you.
You're precious to me.
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So buddy, buddy.
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Buddy, buddy.
Buddy, buddy.
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Buddy, buddy. Buddy, buddy.
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All right?
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Okay, everybody got their buddy?
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Then I'm gonna tell
these VIPs something.
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I'm gonna tell you we're gonna
make some magic at the Long Con,
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right now!
Let's go!
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- We're gonna do it.
- Whoo, let's go.
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- Yeah, we're buddies.
- It's gonna be fun, Wray.
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Right this way.
Over here, yep.
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Whoo wee!
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Wray:
Lou, the themes still ring true
today.
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Absolutely, Wray.
Universal.
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We've all longed for more.
We've all had dreams we couldn't
achieve.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Ah, "Of Mice and Men."
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You know, I've always
dreamed of playing the role
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I believe to be
the heart and soul of that story:
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Candy's old, blind, crippled,
stinky dog. Boom!
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Shot in the back of the head.
It's the mo-cap holy grail.
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Fella could win the Mocademy
Award with that kind of role.
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It's not for awards
or applause or even a paycheck.
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I'm out.
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Wray: You know what?
See, this is what I miss.
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I miss the art of acting, you know.
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I hate the business.
I got a pin in me.
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What does that even mean?
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I miss the theater.
The glow of the tape,
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the smell of
the greasepaint, hairspray…
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- naps on a union cot.
- Exactly.
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And you did the adaptation?
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Yes, and I'm still faithful
to the original text.
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This is exciting.
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Guys?
Guys, wait up!
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I got my muscles!
Guys!
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Oh, boy!
This is the big time!
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Please, hold this wide open.
I don't want any lawsuits.
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VIPs coming through.
Very important people.
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Come on in, guys.
This is the signing hall.
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Take a quick peek.
I know, this is it, guys.
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Okay, get over here, guys.
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I need a quick head count,
can we please?
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Just to make sure we're ship-shape,
everything's on top?
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Okay, all righty, there you are.
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We're two short.
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Who's missing?
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- Where are Lou and Wray?
- Are you kidding me?
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- I don't know.
- You should know this.
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Oh, God. That's the fatal flaw
of the buddy system!
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Schick.
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I am impressed, seriously.
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This is really great stuff, Lou.
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Where the--
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Hey, I'm sorry, just real quick--
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this part's confusing.
Why is it all caps?
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Should we read
through this a little?
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You wanna-- yeah, here.
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The sun is just setting.
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- We've been on the run all day.
- Right.
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It's getting cooler.
Cicadas drone.
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Now we've come upon a stream.
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Both:
Don't drink so much, Lenny,
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'cause you're gonna
make yourself sick.
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I did that, that was me.
I'm sorry.
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Okay, okay.
Let's just start over.
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Both:
Don't drink so much, Lenny--
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- Am I--
- I'm playing George.
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You're Lenny.
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I'm the-- I'm the--
I'm the "hulking man…
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…who you don't want to make
angry.
He's the size of a grizzly
bear."
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Yep.
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You're George?
"The slim-- slim, quick--
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- Slim and quick."
- Yep.
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Great. I mean, oh,
you're doing this Off-Broadway.
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Just off Broadway, and Spring.
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By the Staples Center.
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Downtown LA.
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That's great.
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Are you more of a tenor
or a baritone?
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What?
I'm sorry.
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Well, you know, I believe
that your song could be comfortable
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in a mid tenor voice,
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but I can modulate them down,
if it needs to be.
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This is "Of Mice and Men:
The Musical."
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Yeah.
I changed the title.
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"I'm With Stupid"?
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"I'm With Stupid."
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- And I'm playing S--
- Stupid.
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I wanna…
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I wanna-- I wanna dig
down in this right now.
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I wanna dig down,
I wanna get into this,
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'cause this is sweet…
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sweet, sweet sugar,
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but I got "Spectrum: The Movie."
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I gotta do this for Jack, because
we want to get a movie going,
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and I got a--
did I tell you I got a pin in me?
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I got a pin in
for "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
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I did, I remember now.
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It's a huge business deal.
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Why don't we talk
about this up on the flo--
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Is this the only door?
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The overture swells,
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and lights up!
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I apologize again.
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Uh, my name is Bucky.
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It's a nickname I got from--
well, it's a long story.
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There's a teensy tiny delay
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with the Lou Ferrigno,
Wray Nerely signing
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but they should be out
in just a moment.
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Aah!
I'm Lou Ferrigno!
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- He's here!
- You won't like me when I'm angry!
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Grr, I'm big and scary-looking,
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but polite and gentle,
and make people feel at ease.
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I wear cologne.
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That's not Lou Ferrigno.
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Yeah, that's maybe
his brother or something?
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Well, now I see it,
that is not Lou Ferrigno.
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- Chucky, I just went--
- No, it's Bucky.
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- Boggie.
- No, "buh."
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Lady.
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Listen, I don't get a cut
of Wray's signings
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unless he's here,
so I'm gonna get him for you.
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I'm gonna find him, okay?
Okay, good, good, good.
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I'll be right back
with Wray Nerely! Yes!
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Appears I'm gonna have to wander
through the darkest recesses
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of the building's bowels
to find him all by my lonesome.
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Can't have you wandering the bowels
of the building without your
buddy.
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- Your butt buddy.
- I need a buddy. I need a buddy.
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Come get me, buddy.
Come get me-- oh!
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No, no, Wray.
His joy's gotta be in his jump.
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Hold the door!
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Wray, what are you doing here?
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We've been looking
all over for you.
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"Of Mice and Men," sort of.
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Oh, I love that book.
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Okay, you play Curley.
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Hmm. And you…
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- Curley's whore wife.
- Oh, you mangy--
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Wray:
Hold the door!
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I'm so sorry.
I was looking for my backpack.
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It has my medicine.
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Wray Nerely!
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I will see you in Hell!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, oh, yeah, I know.
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I bet that many of you
are wondering
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about my unusual name.
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Well, it's a long story.
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People didn't actually call me
"Bucky"
until I was around 12 years old
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when I was pinned under a dead elk
during a hunting mishap,
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along with the family dog,
who I was forced to eat
247
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in order to survive.
248
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,055
I ate the dead elk, too.
249
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,970
Uh, the elk was a buck,
250
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:53,451
and the dog's name was Lucky.
251
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,105
So there you have it.
252
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:01,808
That story was much longer
when I was living it.
253
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,726
Bam bam, right?
254
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,424
You into that?
255
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:13,428
Crowd's starting to turn.
I'll get you to safety.
256
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,778
And you come too.
And you.
257
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,649
- Ah-ha!
- Nice try, Gandalf.
258
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,000
Beat it.
You.
259
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,566
Bree.
260
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,917
Gonna wax you.
Wax you real good.
261
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,222
Bucky:
I've got news.
262
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,530
Wray has a panel
starting very soon in Hall K,
263
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,227
and I'm sure
he'll do his signings there.
264
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,012
That's probably
where he's been the whole time,
265
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,057
in Hall K.
266
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:38,409
Hull…
Hull…K.
267
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,629
Come on, guys!
Come on.
268
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,197
You can't leave, we all know it.
Love y'all.
269
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,810
What is wrong with you, man?
270
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,508
Aah, stop it!
271
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,554
Leslie: It's not me, Wray,
it's in the script.
272
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,774
- Hold the door.
- Hold the door!
273
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:02,564
Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle
of the Long Con.
274
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,348
What do you two do?
275
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,002
Uh, I'm a comic book artist.
276
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:09,353
Report to scenic.
277
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,703
- And what do you do?
- I'm a voiceover actor.
278
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,881
Can you do an owl?
Hoo!
279
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,752
Hoo.
280
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,580
Hoo hoo.
281
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,756
- Sound.
- Ha ha!
282
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,845
Aah!
God!
283
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,281
You don't punch me yet!
284
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,110
Wray, you're supposed
to catch Curley's fists.
285
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,112
- I know, but he's--
- He's a boxer.
286
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,636
He always wears a single glove
filled with Vaseline,
287
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,334
and keeps one hand soft
for his wife.
288
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,857
Yeah.
289
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,337
Brought your own.
Nice.
290
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,905
Yeah, well, it's not Vaseline,
but it's a lubricant.
291
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,864
I am playing the wrong role.
292
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,214
- Look, Lenny is angry.
- Yes.
293
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,868
Curley should not make you angry.
294
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,523
No one likes you
when you're… ticked off.
295
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,916
Do you hear yourself--
296
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,569
Aah!
297
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,355
Ah, no, I was a boxer in the
Navy.
It's just an instinct.
298
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,573
Mm, kick him in the ass.
299
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,184
- Ha!
- No, don't you d--
300
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,229
Bobbie, you're not in this scene.
301
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,014
Fine, I'll take five.
302
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,974
Punch.
303
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,978
Wait, no, I'm a method actor,
so you can really squeeze it.
304
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,501
But-- ooh, that stings.
305
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,939
Aah! No, no, aah!
306
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,984
But I mean,
I didn't tell you to stop.
307
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,507
Got it, Wray?
308
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,509
There's plenty of Jerry to go
around.
309
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,163
Wray:
No, no, hold the door!
310
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,512
Jerry.
311
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,646
Have you cast the dog yet?
312
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,431
It's yours.
313
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,130
Thank you.
314
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,395
- Try to stay in character.
- Which character? Huh?
315
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,963
The big, hulking, angry guy,
that character?
316
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,703
The character
you should be playing?
317
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,184
I should play Lenny?
318
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,449
We should be trying
to get out of here,
319
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:49,279
not sewing costumes
or building a barn.
320
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,368
Someone should
be posted on that door!
321
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,675
Me as Lenny?
322
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,024
Would you--
323
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,591
That might be crazy enough to work.
324
00:14:56,634 --> 00:15:00,073
Would you stop it
with the play already?
325
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,945
Wray, you sound like you want out.
326
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,295
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
327
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,516
When you're an artist,
there's no way out,
328
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,561
except through art.
329
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:14,043
We're all here, at this convention,
330
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,220
to celebrate the echoes
of past creations,
331
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,180
but that's no way out.
332
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:23,923
Right here, right now,
anything is possible.
333
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:29,667
We could fly out
on the wings of imagination,
334
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,844
but we need you, and each other.
335
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,414
And maybe a horse
for the barn scene.
336
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,508
Hold the door!
337
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,555
Thank you.
338
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,260
Close it.
339
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,309
No wait.
340
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,661
I need my medicine.
341
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,795
It's okay.
342
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,843
Your Lenny idea isn't half bad.
343
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,801
I say we give it a shot.
344
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,414
I'm proud of you, Wray.
345
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,198
Let's put on a show.
346
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,682
Aww… damn it!
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