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- Yeah,
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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16?
Shit.
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Mate, it's a cracker of a part,
isn't it?
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Oh yeah, bloody scorcher, eh.
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And if you were
the peggy paddypops, tiggity boo.
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Oh mate, none the nasty.
Sure is the willy wagtow.
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Wait a minute, Wray Nerely?
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Yeah.
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- London to a brick, it's him.
- Man, it's Cash.
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Dude, "Spectrum" was huge
back home down under.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Except we called it
"spacey plane shoot-'em-up."
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- You know the one?
- Man, what happened to you, mate?
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Oh! This is, um…
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I'm in character, for the audition.
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Wait a minute, they're making
the Wray Nerely audition?
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Right?
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I mean, that's-- I agree.
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A pro like you shouldn't have
to wait out here.
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- Here, you're next.
- Oh, no way-- thank you.
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- Thanks a lot, man, I
appreciate that.
- No worries.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Yep, yep, yep.
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Honestly, I shouldn't
even bother going in.
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There's no way I'm going
to get the part of Doctor
Trimmings
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over Wray freaking Nerely.
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Yeah, jeez.
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You're auditioning
for Doctor Dick Trimmings?
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I kinda-- I saw you guys
as sort of leading man types.
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Oh, no, no, they went to names
on that one. Yeah.
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Plus, you gotta be, like,
balls handsome for that role,
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- Yeah.
- I mean, we're more like
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- the loveable everyman type.
- Yeah.
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Does every man
in Australia look like…
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Wray.
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I like what you're doing
with all the…
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yeah, character work.
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- Thanks man.
- Yeah.
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- Bit of advice though?
- Yeah.
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I'd save it for the room,
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because you just look a
bit weird, you know, mate?
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Bit like a plackybub babywhip.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Exactly like a plackybub babywhip.
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Yeah, mate, it's hard to look at.
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Well, woof!
That certainly did not go your way.
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Yikes.
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Hey everyone, so it's a
little bit of a cold room in there.
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Don't expect much of a response
and don't let that throw you
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like the last guy, 'cause damn.
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I'm still here.
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And you'll get 'em next time,
Reg.
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Yeah.
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Okay, maybe we should
just take our lunch break.
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Oh my God, but is that the time?
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Okay, you know what?
Let's just squeeze one more in.
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Number five?
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- I think you, um…
- Five?
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I think I'm five…
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- Yep, okay, come on.
- Go get 'em.
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So good to see you, Wray.
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Everybody, this is Wray Nerely.
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- Wray, this is the team.
- Hello.
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Head of marketing,
advertising associate,
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and brand ambassador.
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Is it, uh, Bring Your Kid
To Work Day?
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Oh, that's the social media
team. We answer to them.
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No shit.
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Where's Diego?
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Oh, the director
went to lunch early,
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but just think of him
as being right here.
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Boob.
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Because I'll be live-streaming
this session to him, yeah.
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Hi, it's Wray.
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Tits good to--
It's good to see you.
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The connection is not great
and there's a delay,
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but he can see you and hear you.
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It's Wray, tits good to--
it's good to see you.
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Hola, Ray.
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And any character questions can
be directed to head of marketing.
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Can I just wait till Diego comes
back?
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Read now or don't,
but do not waste our time.
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Okay.
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And you got this.
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Nobody-- nobody's looking at me.
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The modern audience
is distracted, so that's how
we're running the auditions.
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You gotta cut through the noise,
Wray.
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Diego: Hi, Wray.
Yes, I am doing very well.
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Thank you for asking.
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I-- do--
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Cindy, I'm looking at his resume
and I'm seeing a lot of sci-fi.
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Hold on, hold on, I--
Who were you in "The Swollen"?
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I was the Swollen.
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I mean, I was--
really I was the Swelling,
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because they did stop-motion
for the last bit
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once he was fully swole.
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Yeah, I only saw the fully
swole part. It was 2:00 a.m.
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You know, that movie actually
did quite well with 18- to
23-year-olds.
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Yeah, but that was 5 years ago,
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so they're 23 to 29 now.
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Lots of college debts,
it's terrible.
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Um, "Star Countess," I saw
that poster. It was good, you
were on it.
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Yeah, I was on the poster.
102
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You played some sort of gay
vampire.
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No, not gay, British.
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It says here you were nominated
for a GLAAD award.
105
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Well, it's an honor
just to be nominated.
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It is.
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Wray, you'll be reading
with Sarah, here.
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Hi, Wray.
I'm a big fan.
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I will see you in Hell!
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Aw, shit.
111
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Wait, what's that from?
112
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He played Cash on "Spectrum."
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It was a big hit.
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Why haven't I heard of it?
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- It's a cult hit.
- Uch. Uch.
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So Wray, we're just going to
read that first scene.
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At the bank? I only have
a couple of lines in that one.
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Yep, and go.
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Drop the gun.
Drop the gun!
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Trimmings hasn't entered the scene.
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Just stay.
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Sorry, Sarah.
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Drop the gun.
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Drop the damn gun!
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Go to hell, Slater!
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You don't want to do this.
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I know you're scared.
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You don't know nothing, Slater!
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I know you're hurting.
130
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You think you lost your son,
but you didn't.
131
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Not yet.
132
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What's that supposed to mean?
133
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It means that I can still
save him if you put down the gun.
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He's going into
antiphallic shock, but there's
still time.
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Antiphallic shock? Sounds like
more of your bullshit,
Slater.
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I'm telling the truth.
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No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
138
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My partner, Trimmings,
is in the other room with an
Epi-pen.
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Don't shoot, okay?
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Trimmings!
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Listen, Ronnie, I can save him.
I just need a little space.
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Kyler! You're okay, buddy.
You're okay.
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Believe me now, Ronnie?
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Trimmings, get that kid to the
ICU.
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Both:
Let's get you to--
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Oh, sorry, that's your line.
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Let's get this kid to the hospital.
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And, scene.
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Okay, really great.
I have a few notes.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay, awesome.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Right, okay.
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Thank you!
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Could you please stop with the gum?
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Man, I drove all the way
to the valley for this,
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for this guy over here
browsing Reddit on his phone.
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Yeah, I see you.
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He's not even embarrassed!
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Jeez.
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Jeez? You know what?
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I wasn't even gonna get into this,
162
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but it's "anaphylactic shock."
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"Anaphylactic," not
"antiphallic."
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"Antiphallic" is anti-penis.
165
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It's opposed to dick,
which I wish you were
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because I'm seeing
your Grindr over there
167
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and it's dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick,
168
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and balls and no pubic hair.
169
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Where does that--
I mean, when did that start happ-
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Listen, it's "anaphylactic shock."
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I'm sorry we need to get this--
I see you!
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…it's "anaphylactic shock"!
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Mm-hmm, that's
pretty good doctoring, Wray.
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I'm out.
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Except I've gotta say to you,
where were you?
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Where were you when she
stepped on one of my only two
lines in the whole thing?
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May I have some room here to
create?
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Or should I just be thankful
that she didn't steal the first
one as well?
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For the love of God,
drop the goddamn gum!
180
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Look, I have very few precious
shots at things I like.
181
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I come in here all fired up
to do a good job.
182
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I just need some back up.
183
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Where were you--
on May of the first--
184
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For the love of God,
drop the goddamn gum!
185
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Shot-- fire-- I need some backup.
186
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Come on, Wray!
187
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We are on
the same sinking ship, people.
188
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That's right, I'm on her,
you're on her,
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you're on her, you're on her,
you're on her,
190
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you three in the
back, you're on her.
191
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How are you drinking coffee?
You've gotta be like, what, six?
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Big man.
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Girl.
194
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Where are your parents?
195
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It is an injustice and I object
196
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and it's your behavior
197
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that makes me the asshole.
198
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Come on, Wray, you can do it.
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You're on her…
look, an asshole.
200
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Well…
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two out of three's not bad.
202
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Get out.
203
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I'm out.
204
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Hello.
205
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Wait, are you sure?
206
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,397
No, of course, absolutely.
207
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Wray, wait, don't go anywhere.
208
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Diego wants you
to read for another part.
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What part?
210
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Come on, buddy.
Just--
211
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- Okay.
- Just calm down, stay right here.
212
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I just wanna start this out
with an apology.
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I'm so sorry.
214
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Amazing job in there.
215
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Thank you for opening our eyes,
you know?
216
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I didn't know they were closed.
217
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You have got my vote.
218
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Oh, oh, um, got my vote.
219
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Thorry, I couldn't resitht.
It's thuch a good thcript.
220
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,143
Yeah.
221
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Aah!
222
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- There.
- Ah, ha, ha!
223
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Thanks, Wray.
224
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Man: Aw, go!
225
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He's a silly little elephant.
226
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,680
Oh, yeah?
227
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,342
Lou Ferrigno,
he's doing a stage adaptation
228
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,736
of John Steinbeck's
"Of Mice and Men."
229
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This is "Of Mice and Men:
The Musical."
230
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- You're Lenny.
- I'm the hulking man,
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who you don't want to make
angry. He's the size of a
grizzly bear.
232
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Yep.
233
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Put everything you have left
into the stinger.
234
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,272
- You won't get lift.
- Just do it.
235
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Who wants to watch
that clip a fifth time?
236
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,455
I need my medicine.
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