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Woman:
Mothers against picketing!
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Please sign.
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Man:
Free the whales.
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Man #2:
Incarcerate the whales.
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I gotta--
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Okay, whoa.
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Man #3:
Gay marriage.
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Gay divorce.
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Woman #2:
Make petitioning illegal!
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Hi, can I help you?
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- The pickles.
- Oh, the pickles.
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Yeah, those are good.
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- There you go.
- Thank you.
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Oh, by the way,
I'm giving 50% off Brazilian,
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and 75% off Ecuadorians.
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- Yeah, no.
- Okay, so, the wax is curdling.
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So I've got
to get to it real, real fast.
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So if you want to bring your mom,
I can do that.
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I love mother and daughter stuff!
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Man: Harder.
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Mm, really.
I thought I was doing it hard,
okay.
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Harder.
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Well, you are making me
work for it, huh?
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Harder.
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All right, here I go.
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That was a good release, wasn't it?
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Okay, all right. That's good.
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Okay, you know what?
You're gonna need to drink some
water.
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Lots of it.
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What is this?
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This is your office.
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Bobbie:
Yeah, well, it is now.
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You see, the Whole Foods,
they kicked me out
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while I was giving detox colonics
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very close to the soup tureens.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Is he okay?
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- He doesn't seem okay.
- No, he's fine. He's fine, really.
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Just relax.
Oh, Wray, here.
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You pick yourself out
a spa package.
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Bobbie, have you negotiated
the commercial deal?
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It shoots tomorrow.
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Yeah, you know what?
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That thing needs
a little more work,
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and since I am only
a convention booker…
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So if you make me
your TV and movie rep,
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well, then,
I can give you a hand.
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Oh, by the way,
would you give me a hand
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and just flip over those links?
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Starting to smell
like an orphanage fire.
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Is this yours too?
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Oh, by the way, I have been
hustling for you, sir, yeah.
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I have got a hot scoop.
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Which coincidentally is a procedure
I had done last June.
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What is wrong with--
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Which one of these did he get?
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Can-- can you--
can you feel that?
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Is this at all--
can you wiggle your toes?
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How about this?
How about this?
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Hot grease!
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How about this?
Hot grease!
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I'm concerned.
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What the hell is the Big Boy Mess?
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I happen to know
that the director of the commercial
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is also directing
a prestigious drama.
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- "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
- Yes, "Doctor Cop Lawyer"!
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And I have got the script!
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry.
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There's a great part in there,
Dr. Richard Trimmings.
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You'd be the gimpy sidekick.
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- "Gimpy sidekick"?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- No.
- And he's got a squinting eye.
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Doctor Dick Trimmings.
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- Why are all of his S's TH's?
- Oh, he has a lisp.
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No, squinty-eyed,
lisp, limp, that is--
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I want to play the lead.
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Here we go.
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Dr. Officer Blade Slater,
Esquire.
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Okay, Wray,
you can't play that part.
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You see, I've submitted myself
for the female lead
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and that would mean we'd be lovers.
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Okay, you submitted yourself
for the 20-something ex-dancer.
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Yes, parts of me are 20-something.
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Yeah, thanks to my hot scoop.
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Man: Oh, my God.
You're Wray Nerely.
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I will see you in Hell.
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You're seeing it, right now.
This is Hell.
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Listen, okay, whatever it takes.
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You're my film agent,
you're my TV agent.
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Oh, my God,
I thought you would never say that!
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I've been waiting forever!
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Why don't I just sign something?
This is too much.
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Okay, you know what?
I'm old-fashioned, so, um…
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here.
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- Yeah.
- You drew blood!
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Ouch…
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Through this blood, we are bound.
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You know what?
That hurt.
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Oh, you have really got to man up
if you're gonna be Doctor Cop
Lawyer.
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What is "roadside discovery
flavor"?
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Oh, those are Wray's favorite!
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- Oh, okay.
- You should buy a few boxes.
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Here you go, Wray.
And Gary's.
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Here.
Oh, ow, it's hot.
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"Foal prepuce."
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Aah!
Pony foreskin?
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No, that is not made
with pony foreskin.
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That's just the casing.
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Plus pig anus.
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Aah…
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Yeah.
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A real man would've swallowed.
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Hey, yes.
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Look, I read the script.
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I love it.
I can play Doctor Cop Lawyer.
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Jack: You just focus
on the commercial tomorrow.
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You know, Diego and I
did "Sea Light" together.
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That was the number one movie
five weeks in a row.
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Dude, why don't y'all do a sequel?
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Jack: I'm not doing anything
until I do "Spectrum."
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That's why I need you
to hit the con circuit,
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build a groundswell,
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get these fans
all excited and frothy.
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Fucking Australians.
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Frothy, buddy?
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They are already froth-- ack.
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They're self--
They're self-frothing.
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Jack: Look, we are gonna need
to make some noise
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if we are gonna announce this thing
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at the biggest con of the year.
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- Wray?
- The Shock-A-Con?
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Well, we haven't been invited yet,
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but it'd be the perfect place
to announce the project.
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Wray: Wow,
that would be great, man.
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Hey, you know what, buddy?
I gotta go.
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Yeah, I'll--
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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- Faith: Wray…
- Faith: Jack…
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Together: I put this letter
where I knew you'd find it.
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This isn't easy to say,
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but I think it's time
we went our separate ways.
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- Please understand this is not
personal.
- I want to thank you for
reminding me
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- I've started slipping into old
habits…
- that I've started slipping.
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The old me would never
have missed a meeting.
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…drinking too much, et cetera.
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- It's gotten very old
- Yeah, it's very old fashioned
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- waking up hung over so often.
- to do this in a letter.
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- And I told you my old man
- But you're such an old man
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- has a problem himself--
- when it comes to technology.
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Oh, come on!
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Faith: Today I realized, if I'm
ever going
to be more than a personal
assistant,
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I need to make some changes.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Faith: Ah, let me see.
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Blah, blah, blah, self-destructive.
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Blah, blah, blah,
sexual inconsistency.
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- Quitting isn't the easiest.
- Wray: What?
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- but it is the first.
- So I guess what I'm trying to say
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- can be summed up in one word,
- Thank you.
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- "over."
- It's over.
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One…
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two…
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three…
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four…
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five.
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"I guess what I'm trying to say
can be summed up in one word,
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'over.'"
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It's not o--
It's not over!
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It's not over.
I can get her back.
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She's not even gone.
I don't want her back.
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She's a bitch.
We know that.
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Oh, selfish.
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It's me, this is me.
This is what I do.
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This is what I do,
and I can take that!
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I can own that!
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Not like you, you're pointing
fingers, you're gonna get fat.
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You're gonna get fat, and worse,
you're gonna get…
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thick and stout and swollen
with a big butt.
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Well, look who came crawling back.
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I had to pick up some stuff
and drop off that letter.
180
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You couldn't text like an adult?
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You didn't finish the letter.
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What?
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I think, um…
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"Sexual inconsistency,
so I guess what I'm trying to say
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can be summed up
in one word, 'over.'"
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Over.
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Oh, oh, over.
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"And that one word is,
'respect.'"
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- Okay.
- Respect.
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- Nope.
- Look.
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Ahh, "still have a future
together?"
No.
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- What about that sixth--
- Definitely not that.
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- I asked for that.
- Uh, no, no, and no.
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No.
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And… hard no.
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Remember…
Okay.
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"We're…
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Over."
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Who's in the mood
for some break-up sex?
200
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Dale:
Wray? Hello? Faith?
201
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Ah, are you okay?
I heard crying.
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Wasn't me.
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Oh, I see.
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Here's a bra
I borrowed from you.
205
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Oh, keep it.
Always looked better on you.
206
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Take care of yourself.
207
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- I've fixed your breaker.
- Thank you.
208
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- Wray, you gotta nut up.
- Dale, you gotta--
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You gotta nut up.
You gotta get your nuts up.
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Hey.
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I did a stunt in this skirt
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for the movie "The Pitfall
Gamble,"
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doubling Beatrice Taylor.
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Rode a horse off a train
into a barn fire.
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No.
No.
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The train and the barn fire
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weren't even in the stunt.
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I spent nine weeks in the hospital.
219
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The thing is, life hurts, Wray.
220
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Woman leaves you,
you feel the pain, right?
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Good.
Stand on that pain.
222
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You can see further, reach higher,
grab something you want.
223
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Your balls are in the salsa.
224
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'Cause that's what I want.
225
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Right now,
I want to get up, go home,
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and towel off my scrote.
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I never pegged you
for a habanero guy.
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I've always liked the extra spicy.
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Why am I tasting garlic?
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I don't--
I don't know.
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Why don't you go home, Dale?
Towel off your scrote.
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I don't want to hear
any more crying from you, okay?
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Life gives you broken bones,
Wray.
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No, Dale.
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- Dale!
- Don't swaddle them in bandages…
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- Dale!
- and coddle them…
237
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- What are you doing?
- in plaster.
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Stop-- be careful!
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- Your suffering is the…
- What are you doing?
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- best part of you!
- Jesus.
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Push!
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Through the pain.
243
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And you'll get everything in life
you've ever wanted.
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Shit.
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Jesus!
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