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I'm not doing "Spectrum."
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Jack, I have the utmost
respect for you.
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Is it "the ut"?
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God, do I say "utmost" or
"upmost"?
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Which one is it?
Is it ut or up?
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Wray, how you feeling?
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Jack, what are you doing here?
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How'd you even know
which hospital I was in?
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I just went to your house,
called 911,
ambulance brought me here.
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Good to see a friendly face, buddy.
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- Ah, that's hot.
- Sorry.
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- That one's yours.
- Are you okay, buddy?
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Yes, matter of fact, never better,
because now I am 100% focused
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on "Spectrum" and
getting this movie made ASAP.
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Hmm. That's great.
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I can't wait to do this movie.
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I've got so many ideas.
Let's spitball some stuff.
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Spitball some ideas with me.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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- Let's spitball.
- Yeah.
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Okay, I'm just spitting.
Maybe it's a loogie.
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What if I'm not in it?
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In what?
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"Spectrum" the movie.
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Jack, I have the uh… most
respect for you.
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"Utmost." There is no "Spectrum"
without Cash Wayne.
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You see, this is why I wanted to
talk to you before the meeting.
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I just-- I can't do "Spectrum."
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- Can't or won't?
- It's kind of a "cwon't."
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I have to do literally
anything but "Spectrum."
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What else have you got?
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Screw you, also exactly.
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Ever since "Spectrum," all our--
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I'm sorry, officer.
The situation has worsened.
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Your partner
has slipped into a coma.
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You're talking to the wrong guy.
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I know. I'm practicing.
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Excuse me.
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After "Spect--"
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after "Spectrum,"
all I've done is sci-fi.
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It's like I'm on a merry-go-round
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that's just going round
and round and round.
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It's broken.
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How is that broken?
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Because I can't get off.
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I'm sorry, officer.
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The situation has worsened.
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Your partner
has slipped into a coma.
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That was actually really good.
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- Yeah.
- A lot of eye contact. It was
warm.
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Thanks. It's showtime.
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Jack, "Spectrum"
launched your career.
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It launched my part-time job.
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Then tell your agents
you wanna go out for other things.
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I'm not good at
telling them anything, really.
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Wray, those people work for you.
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You tell them
this is show business.
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There is no business
without the show
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and you are the show.
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That's kinda easy for you to say
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because you get to do
whatever you want.
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Apparently not, because what
I want to do is make "Spectrum,"
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but I can't because
you won't do it.
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And I want to break out of sci-fi,
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but I can't do that
if I keep doing sci-fi.
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That never gets easier.
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Should've been a lawyer.
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"Doctor Cop Lawyer."
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You could do that show.
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No, that's a sci-fi show.
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You can't just stitch
three guys together.
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No, no, it's a drama.
It's very serious. It's a man.
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He's a doctor, he is a cop,
and he is a lawyer.
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That sounds good.
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See, if I could get into
something like that…
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You would do "Spectrum"?
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- Yeah.
- I can get you in with the
director.
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After that, it's all on you.
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- Dude, thank you.
- Okay, okay, all right.
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Wray, can you help me tie Dale
down?
He keeps trying to fall out of
bed.
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- Faith!
- Jack!
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- I knew it.
- I knew it, too.
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How long has this been going on?
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- A few months.
- What?
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- You never told him.
- I'm telling him right now.
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Faith is sleeping with Dale.
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- It's disgusting.
- Oh, God, you're a child.
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- You-- no, I am not.
- You are, though.
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- You-- no, I'm not.
- You're both children.
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Hold it, you are the reason
she stinks at her job now.
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Both:
What?
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Any time Wray dates a woman
who has her shit together,
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she loses her shit.
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My shit is together.
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You missed the meeting today.
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Because I was out drinking
with Wray and my phone died.
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Oh, God. My shit
is no longer together.
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That's--
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- Just excuse me for a moment.
- Where are you going?
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I need to go take care of my shit.
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You two? Need to take care
of your shit.
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Can someone take care of my shit?
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I'm gonna go talk to Faith.
You talk to your agents.
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I am the show.
What I say go.
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Seriously, take it.
It's leaking!
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Oh, my God!
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It is leaking!
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Why would you hand this to me?
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Middle Talent Agency.
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Gordon, put me through to
Stephanie.
This is Wray Nerely!
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This is Daniel.
Stephanie was fired.
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I'm the new Gordon.
Stephanie's the new dead to us.
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- It's a volatile time.
- Wray: Gordon was promoted?
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Fine, then let me talk to him.
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Daniel: Wray Nerely for you on
line one.
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Wray! Oh, honey,
I am so glad you called.
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Isn't that awful about
Stephanie?
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Wray:
I never met her.
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I don't have an appointment,
and I don't care.
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This is Wray Nerely,
I am downstairs,
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and I am coming up!
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Yay, Wray!
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Oh, you silly billy,
you are welcome here
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whenever you want.
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This is show business, Wray.
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You're the show.
There's no business without the
show.
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You know what, that is--
I was gonna say that to you.
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- You're exactly what I--
- No.
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You gotta get out of here.
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Okay, could you talk
to the valet and tell him
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that I am the show,
because evidently
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if you don't have an appointment
they're very aggressive.
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Yes, of course.
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Daniel, could you please
speak to the valet?
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Go away.
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Thank you, okay.
Now they're letting me out.
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So-- Jesus! God, man!
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I was getting out--
I'm not off the phone!
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I'm coming up!
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Dick.
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- Daniel.
- Pascal.
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Daniel is no longer at this desk.
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It's a volatile time.
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Your agent will see you…
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now.
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Thank you.
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You're not Gordon.
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Gordon is the new dead to us.
I'm Daniel.
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Sit.
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Daniel, okay.
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- I'd rather stand.
- Sit!
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Oh, here.
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Okay.
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So… a job offer just came in.
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Really? What's the job?
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- A commercial for Astros
Cereal.
- I don't do commercials.
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I am so close
to slapping you right now.
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But I-- I'm not a sell-out.
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- A sell-out?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry, is that some sort of
an older person's term?
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I am hearing "sell," which I love.
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Have you ever heard
of artistic integrity?
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No.
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Okay, let me put it this way.
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I am the show in show business.
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There is no business
without the show.
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And there's no show business
without the business.
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Wray? It's Wray.
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- Yes, it's Wray.
- Right, right.
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And the business is money.
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Astros Cereal pays six figures.
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I'm not doing it!
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- Which six?
- Well--
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Don't tell me!
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I'm a serious actor.
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Serious actors
don't do commercials.
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Hmm, right, right.
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Except for Matthew McConaughey,
Kevin Spacey,
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Samuel L. Jackson,
Benicio Del Toro…
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- Oh, God, no.
- Robert Duvall.
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- Duvall?
- The Rock sells tires.
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- Well--
- Catherine Zeta-Jones,
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- God.
- Kevin Bacon,
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- Really?
- six different brands for
Beyoncé.
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- Why would she need the money?
- Pacino.
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- Clint Eastwood.
- Look, okay, stop, stop.
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- Harvey Keitel.
- God, come on!
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- Lawrence Olivier.
- When did he do that?
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- Dame Judy Dench.
- Not Dame Judy.
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- Nicole Kidman.
- Stop talking!
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- Rob Lowe!
- They're all sell-outs.
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- They're all sell-outs!
- Again, I'm not 100% on that term.
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Let me ask you something.
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What is your business model?
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I don't have a business model.
I am an actor.
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I date models.
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- Do you, though?
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
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I dated one once, a hand model,
but she was hot all over.
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Actually, the least attractive
thing
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about her was her hand,
her left one.
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It was too skinny.
That's the business.
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The right one was fat,
and that's why she lost work.
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I'm pretty much just waiting
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for your mouth to stop moving
so that I can talk.
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You work for me.
Am I right?
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Well, now,
that's sort of a gray area.
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- Actually, it's a--
- No, no, you work for me.
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Am I right? Shit.
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Technically, yes.
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Yes, well, I have something
called artistic integri-- aah!
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There is no amount
of artistic integri-aah
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to placate our investors, Wray.
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Pascal, where's Daniel?
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He was fired while you were gone.
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I didn't go anywhere.
I just bent down.
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These are volatile times.
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Wray: Because somebody
keeps firing everyone.
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And if I ever find that person,
I will fire them.
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- I-- I'm the show.
- Wray!
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There is no such thing
as show business anymore.
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This is the entertainment industry.
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There is no entertainment
without industry
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and there is no industry
without machines.
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You are simply a minor cog
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in a complex machine
of an entertainment industry
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that operates in concert
with every other industry,
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creating one tremendous
mechanism of profit
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and enterprise.
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If you are summoned
to help the machine,
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you will help the machine.
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I have a body of work.
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If your work had a body,
it would be riddled with disease.
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You haven't become a sell-out
because no one is buying!
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You're a generic brand
on a forgotten shelf
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marked "sci-fi actor, half price."
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See, and… whoops.
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I'm ready for the next changeover.
Who's your assistant?
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- I fired him.
- Wray: That's smart.
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- You're fired.
- What?
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Yeah, thank God.
Don't say anything else.
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Wray, you can't fire me.
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I just did.
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Where will you go?
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There are no countries,
no cultures,
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just branded peoples
bumbling around,
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buying their identities on credit.
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Woman: I have Russell Crowe
for you on line one.
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- Who are you?
- I'm your new assistant.
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00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,710
Shit.
250
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,147
I got your text.
251
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,627
So, what's the job?
252
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,717
Am I a doctor-cop-lawyer?
253
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,895
Wray, I can't just give you a job
on the season's hottest TV show.
254
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,506
I mean, I know that. I just--
255
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,855
what's the job?
256
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,770
It's a national commercial.
257
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,077
Wray:
Buddy, I am not a sell-out!
258
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,688
Hey, there's no sell-outs
anymore, buddy.
259
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,864
We don't call 'em that anymore.
We just call 'em people with money.
260
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:19,129
I just fired my agent for trying
to get me to do a cereal
commercial.
261
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,740
Astros Cereal?
262
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,351
- Wray: Yeah.
- Wray, Wray!
263
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,483
I set that up! That was me!
264
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,920
That's the director
for "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
265
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,182
He's shooting that commercial.
266
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,836
Big directors do commercials
all the time.
267
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,186
I knew that, too.
268
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,797
Unfire your agents.
Have them call production.
269
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:40,194
All right, I will unfire them.
Somehow.
270
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,806
I don't think I can unfire them.
271
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,939
- It's a volatile time.
- Pascal!
272
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,289
- Get your ass in gear! Go!
- Yes, sir.
273
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,727
You know what?
I'm just gonna negotiate it myself.
274
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,382
Jack: Hey, you need someone
to negotiate for you, okay?
275
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,514
I don't care if it's a bookie.
276
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,560
I don't care if it's an arms
dealer.
277
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,605
I don't care if it's a hobo
with a cell phone.
278
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:03,913
- Get anybody.
- Okay, okay.
279
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:06,089
I think I know the person.
280
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,743
Bye.
281
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,966
- Woman: Hello?
- Bobbie.
282
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:16,360
Get out of here, come on!
Go, go, go!
283
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:19,624
Okay…
284
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,893
The director of the commercial
285
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,199
is also directing
a prestigious drama.
286
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,288
- "Doctor Cop Lawyer."
- Yes, "Doctor Cop Lawyer"!
287
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,899
You'd be the gimpy sidekick.
288
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,465
I wanted to play the lead.
289
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,511
That part has to be played
by a manly man.
290
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,208
I can be manly.
291
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,950
He must be such a manly man
292
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,779
that there is another man
inside of him.
293
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,870
I'm sorry, I did not bring
an extra adult diaper.
294
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,785
- You can use mine.
- Action!
295
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,787
Astros gives me ten essential--
296
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,832
Cue the satellite!
297
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,790
- Aah!
- Perfect!
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