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Yeah, hello?
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Are you sleeping with Faith?
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What? Jack?
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Jack, no. What?
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I know she went out
with you last night.
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Yeah, because you sent
her out with me.
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We were supposed to go out.
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Do not sleep with my assistants.
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I wouldn't sleep with Faith.
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Wray, I'm serious.
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Wray:
Buddy, she's mannish.
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- No, she's not.
- Yeah, she's, like--
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she's, like, a tomboy,
but like a man.
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Like, a Tom--
like a man named Tom.
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Her eyebrows make her look angry.
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…are ya, buddy?
How are ya?
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I'm pissed. Faith is a no-show
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to my "Spectrum" meeting
with my agents,
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which makes me think
it's your fault.
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Faith is a no-show
for the "Spectrum" meeting
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with your agents?
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- Jack: Yes.
- Oh, no. I'm sure she's okay.
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She's probably just--
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those outlets don't work.
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- Is that clock right?
- It's a clock, no. God, no.
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Hey, uh, we should really talk
about "Spectrum" the movie.
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You know, I mean,
last night would've been good.
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Okay, listen. September's
gonna be good for me,
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because I can push
"Agent Hammer Toe 3."
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- Let me talk to Jack.
- No.
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And put "Fistful of Pistols" on
hold.
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- Give me that.
- Shh.
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- I will kill you.
- Not for long, but--
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Jack! Ugh!
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- No! No! No!
- Jack.
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- What are you doing?
- Give me the phone.
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No. Hush it down.
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We have been dating
for four months.
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Grow up.
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You both need to grow up.
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You shouldn't be
this scared of him.
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I'm not scared of him.
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That is him.
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Okay, I will talk to him.
I will talk to him later today.
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Just hush.
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Please.
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Hey, buddy.
Sorry about that.
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I got the worst service out here.
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Jack:
Which makes no sense, Wray,
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since I called your landline.
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I know, right? It's crazy.
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I mean, who even has
a landline anymore?
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I mean, I do. We do. I am.
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Hey, buddy. I gotta go.
My agents just got here.
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Let's have coffee afterwards, okay?
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Yes. Let's get coffee after.
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Let's get coffee after.
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Absolutely.
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Oh, shit.
I think Dale is on the roof.
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- Jack: Who?
- No, Dale! My landlord.
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- Dale. Dale.
- The stuntman?
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He's not a stuntman.
He's a stunt lady man.
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- Who did his own screams.
- He did that on purpose.
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- I gotta go.
- Dale!
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- Wray: 9-1-1.
- Dale: Still got it!
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- Darling, we're so sorry.
- Please, please.
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- Apologies.
- Faux pas.
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Oopsies.
Listen, once again,
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we cannot apologize enough.
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- Vertical integration.
- Yeah.
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We left a message with your
assistant
saying that we had to push.
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- You didn't get that?
- I didn't get that.
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Oh, sorry.
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Woman on speaker: Sounds like
it's time for a new assistant.
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Who's the helpful person
on the phone?
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That's Susan
from the New York office.
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She'll be sitting in.
So, what brings you in, Jack?
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"Spectrum."
I want to make a movie,
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and I want to do it this year.
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- Done.
- Yeah. Whatever you say.
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Really?
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That's-- okay.
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Honestly, I thought you
were gonna fight me on this.
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I had a little speech prepared.
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"This is show business,
and I'm the show."
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I was going to say that.
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There's no need for that.
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Look, if Jack Moore wants it,
Jack Moore gets it.
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Okay, excellent.
I think we should push
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"Agent Hammer Toe 3"
to at least the fall,
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and the western till next year.
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- Wow. Wow, the mind.
- Right?
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The mind. That is a great idea.
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Good.
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Done.
Your schedule's wide open.
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And it's a great thing, too,
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because we have this exciting
new project for you.
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I'm sorry.
How-- how wide open?
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Open sesame.
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It's like the perfect
amount of open.
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Susan:
You have nothing.
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I have nothing?
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- Oh, Susan.
- Susan!
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Let's not look at past, Jack.
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Let's focus on the fact that we
have
an exciting new project for you.
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I'm sorry, are they not making
any more Hammer Toe movies?
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Look, I don't know how to tell
you this, so I won't. Jess?
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The thing is,
there's no cause for alarm.
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It-- but Taylor says it best.
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- Tails.
- There's a traction gap.
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Hammer Toe replaced you
with Liam Hemsworth.
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For the love of-- Susan.
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- I mean…
- I mean, Susan.
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Susan.
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Replaced?
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Try to understand.
It's not about you.
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It's an industry-wide trend.
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All leading men are being
replaced with Australians.
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They're just-- they're just
more-- they're more American.
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I'm-- I'm--
I'm actually American.
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No, no, no, no.
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The ruggedness of Australians
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reminds us of the old America.
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You know, the one
we like to misremember.
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Jesus. You get an Australian
to replace me
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for "Fist Full of Pistols," too?
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Susan:
It was Chip Hemsworth.
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Christ. How many
Hemsworths are there?
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Not exactly sure at this point.
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Zeitgeisty.
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- I think this is the last…
- Okay.
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- of them.
- Well, thank you.
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Um, oh, sorry.
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Uh, you checked the sex box "male."
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He's ma-- he's the male-iest
guy I know.
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He used to stunts for actresses
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back before stunt women
even existed.
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The last couple of years
he's been wearing the costumes
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and reliving his more heroic days,
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which is why we're always here.
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Mmm, you know, my grandfather
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wore his World War II uniform
before he passed.
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- Exactly. Right.
- He was so proud.
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Family gatherings
were a little awkward, though.
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He was a Nazi.
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Well, um…
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Wray, his cast is on and they're
moving him to a room.
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Oh, I have your phone.
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Why would you unplug it?
150
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Because you have Tetris
and my battery was dead.
151
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Well, great.
Now mine is, too.
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Excuse me. How would you like
to pay for this today?
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Oh, here.
I think it's his tenth one.
154
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Oh, my gosh.
Congratulations.
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This one's free.
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Hi.
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Faith?
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Susan: Younger, sexier,
and better than you.
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- Susan, hang up!
- She doesn't mean that.
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She's very verbose.
I'm sorry about her, Jack.
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Here's the thing.
Your new project,
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straight offer,
extremely hush-hush.
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What is it?
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Tentpole marquee
star-studded event.
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"Doctor Cop Lawyer."
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Exponential game-changer.
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- And I'd be playing…
- The doctor cop lawyer.
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Obvs.
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Dr. Officer Blade Slater,
Esquire.
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One man is a surgeon,
a policeman, and a prosecutor
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on a mission for justice.
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Diego Alfonso is directing.
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I do love working with him.
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We know you do, buddy.
We know you do.
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What studio
are we talking about here?
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Is this a summer release?
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Better. Fall.
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Episodic television.
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Boom!
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Jack Moore
is not a television actor.
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Jack Moore is a movie star.
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See, we're just-- we're worried
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that the industry is shifting away
184
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from thinking those things
about Jack Moore.
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And if I can coattail on that.
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- Yeah, go ahead.
- Television is the new movies.
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I like the old movies.
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Susan: Wake up.
Your film career is over.
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Okay, you know what?
Susan is fired.
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Susan:
Just me, or them, too?
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All of you-- all of you--
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all of you just--
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all of you are fired.
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I already made the best
damn show on television.
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It was called "Spectrum,"
and it was 13 years ago,
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and now I'm making the movie.
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I've got the rights,
I've got the audience,
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and most importantly,
I've got the original cast.
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So if you'll excuse me…
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I've got a movie to make.
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Yeah.
202
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Damn it.
203
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That didn't go well.
204
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Susan, you need a lighter touch.
205
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And Russell Crowe is on his way in.
206
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Okay, so do you still
want me to break it to him
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that he's old and fat?
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- Mother of God, woman.
- Susan!
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Just fat.
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Okay, fat. Got it. Fat.
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Fat. Fat.
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