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Meanwhile on Con Man
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-Shit. You're Jack Moore.
-That's right.
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Man I gotta tell you I am a much
bigger fan of Spectrum.
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-Aw.
-You don't say.
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Oh shit what is that like a
reunion? Heeey Wray Nerely,
best pilot ever!
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-Wray's here?
-Wray you're here!
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-This is Jack's new assistant.
-You showed me pictures
of your kids.
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Because I have twins now.
I, I'm married.
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-Yup.
-Married…
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-Where's Wray?
-Ow, ow. Help!
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Help! Stutter! Get off. Get off!
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I am so worried about you.
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Worry about yourself.
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Is that a cake server?
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I couldn't find the knives.
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Do you trust me Wray?
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You tied me up.
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Did you used to trust me?
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When?
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Do you trust me? Just say no.
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No.
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Well I trusted you!
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But then you mouthed off
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and told everybody
about my private life!
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Private life… come on.
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It's not like I outed
you for being gay.
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I wish I was gay!
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I knew that. I knew that.
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Because of you,
I'm a pariah in this town.
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Casting directors
pretend they don't know me.
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Okay, I mean,
just for the record I never
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specifically told anybody
that you were a Republican.
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You told a Variety
reporter that I voted
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twice for George W. Bush!
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Bush.
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I'm sorry, that's reflex. I mean
it's, it's abs- it's reflux.
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But I experience it reflexively.
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Now the only actors that
return my calls are
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Seagal, Danza, Baldwin.
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Alec?
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Steven.
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-Wray?
-Faith?
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Don't come in.
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The door's booby trapped
with a spray-cheese bomb.
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Is that what that is?
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Stutter.
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You are the worst house guest!
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Untie him.
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I want an apology.
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I am sorry.
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That's not enough. I want more.
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What do you want?
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I, Stutter Dawes,
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want a Howitzer…
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No.
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Fine. Then I want a haircut.
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Since I've been outed, as a
Republican in Hollywood,
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there's not a hairdresser in town
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that'll give me an appointment.
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Okay. Okay I think I can
actually help out with this.
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I know a born-again
Christian hairdresser.
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Really?
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Untie him.
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I mean even if he
isn't a Republican,
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he'll forgive you for being one.
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Thank you.
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This, this too, this too please.
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Oooh ow! Ow!
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I'll, I'll do this,
I'll do this part myself.
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So tell me about this hairdresser.
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Uh, his name is Juan Carlos.
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Carlos?
Better not be an illegal.
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Did they say how a
10-year-old girl
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managed to climb down
100 feet into a crevice?
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I was trying to figure out
why they're all so friendly.
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Aren't the Sesii and the Enthans
supposed to be at war?
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Ah I can't see anything
through this black.
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I wish I knew how much
further it was.
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Cash?
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It's about 20 feet.
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Mattress! Mattresses!
Mattresses! Everywhere!
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What is it missing? Whoooores!
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I'm Crazy Bruno, Amsterdam's
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number one wholesaler.
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Announcing our annual wholesale,
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at the whorehouse warehouse.
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We got the white sale, the
black sale, all colors, all body
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types, on sale. We're making
room for next year's models…
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Oh my God.
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Is this a whorehouse commercial?
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-Ugghh…
-Is Stutter in here?
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-Oh no the thing went off?
-Wray!
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-Wray, we need to make a movie.
-When did you get here?
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Is that, is that spray cheese?
What is that?
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Uh, yeah, I, you know I'm
just gonna go wash it off.
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Start this without me.
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Where'd the whores go?
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How'd we do it?
Well, we cut out the middleman
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unless you want him in there,
he can work the camera!
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We cast no aspersions,
on your perversions.
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You like rock bottom prices?
This guy's name is Rock.
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And he's a bottom.
Come and get a good price!
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We offer Mexican Hair Lips!
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Tank Slapping! Pancake Press!
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Hobbit Bobbit!
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Gravy Sores!
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Chode-A-Phil! Skin Tags!
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And, Butt Johns!
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Wha! Spa! Wackitasatah!
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Crazy Bruno hahahaha!
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Wray, we can't do
this movie without Jack.
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This bathroom is
gorgeous I hate him.
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Brenda. I could have been
doing anything in here.
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I mean not anything but,
ya know. Pooping…
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He listens to you.
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Cashmere?
That doesn't even make sense!
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Brenda, look,
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this movie's not gonna happen.
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It has to. I owe some very
scary people a lot of money.
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What, who like the mob?
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Worse.
Pounders Weight Loss Center.
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When I signed up to be their
spokesperson last year
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I didn't read my
contract carefully.
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It was "$10,000 for every
pound I lost". I didn't realize
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I would owe $10,000
for every pound I gained.
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Okay.
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I gained 115 pounds.
Uuuuh.
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-Wow okay then…
-Yea, mhm.
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I, um, well yeah okay.
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But, making a movie out of a
cancelled TV show,
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that is not gonna fix this.
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Wray. Wray Wray Wray,
baby, come on, Wray.
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Of course, it's gonna fix it.
You son of a bitch!
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-Brenda.
-Sorry.
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What the hell?
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I, I'm becoming one of them.
Oh gosh. I'm sorry.
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But, we're gonna make this movie
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you son of a bitch!
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I did it again. I need focus.
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Brenda said we're making a movie.
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Tiffany, you have a job.
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Aren't you on
"So You Think You Can Judge?"
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Yeah. But I'm not one
of the regular judges.
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They judge us as judges. Well we
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judge the contestants who are
competing to become judges.
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-Tiffany…
-Don't judge me.
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I wish our lives were as
easy to change as a channel.
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Press a button, you're a kid
again, back on your first show.
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Look you're, you're young.
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You can do anything you want.
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It's harder to become anything
you want once you start actually
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becoming who you are.
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Kid.
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Oh my God, you're
breaking my heart.
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So embrace a new now
with shine and bounce.
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Stupid…
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Tiffany! Hey!
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Ugh, I'm thirsty.
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Can I have a little privacy please?
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Did Brenda tell you that
we're making a movie?
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A movie? No! Wow!
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Wray?
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Nope. Dawn.
I'll be out in a minute.
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It's Faith.
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I love you.
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Okay Faith, you love me,
well I love you, baby.
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It's so good to hear.
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I know you have feelings for her.
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Dawn don't do this.
Please don't do this.
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Listen,
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God, that is so disgusting,
that is all preservatives.
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What are you doing?
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-You got my message?
-I didn't get your message.
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-You came.
-No, no…
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Do you yearn for me sexually?
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No, I didn't listen to the message.
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-You always listen.
-And you never do.
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You have a husband.
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He thinks I'm needy.
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Hold me.
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No, God. No God. No God. No God,
listen to me. Listen to me.
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-Yes?
-You just had twins.
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I don't even think one
of them's mine.
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What? That doesn't
even make any sense!
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Dawn, Dawn Dawn Dawn
what are you doing?
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You know what this reminds me of?
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Don't say it.
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Vegas.
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Screw Vegas.
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-Open inner door.
-Computer: Opening airlock
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Close airlock.
Get rid of that trash.
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Computer: Closing airlock.
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How did you do that? You
couldn't see, you couldn't hear.
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How did you aim your gun?
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I knew the general vicinity.
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That's quite a hit you took.
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You okay?
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The Scion is safe.
I am more than okay.
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We'll be fine.
Thank you, Captain.
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I have some new questions for you.
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Where's Bree?
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She's gone.
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That, thing, killed Bree.
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You could have saved her.
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-It wasn't his fault.
-Yes it was!
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Blame the Null.
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You know what? If that's not
good enough, yeah you go ahead.
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You blame me. Blame everyone.
But that includes you.
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And when you're done,
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I'll see you on the Bridge.
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And I will see you in hell.
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Evacuate the airlock!
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Computer:
Hull breach is imminent.
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Hull breach is imminent.
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Evacuate cargo pit.
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Hull breach is…
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The Null can't be stopped.
Every galaxy, every planet,
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will be gutted and
harvested like your Earth.
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Your deaths will not
be quiet or quick.
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Enough.
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Computer: Airlock clearing.
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We're changing course.
Earth is no longer our
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intended destination.
It's the past.
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Our future, is with the Scion.
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Jack! Jack's calling! Answer.
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-Guys?
-Hey Jack!
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Hey, I'm almost there
you guys, I'm almost home
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but I could not wait to tell you.
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I just got off the phone with
the man himself, PJ Haars.
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I got the rights.
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Who wants to make a movie!?
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-I do, I do!
-What kind of movie?
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-How much does it pay?
-I'm in.
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Alright! I don't know how much
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PJ's gonna be involved
but he seems very excited.
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I'm talking to a
couple studios already.
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Everybody's on board,
this is going to happen.
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The Internet is…
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Looks like we're gonna be
working together again.
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Okay!
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Faith, open up my schedule we're
gonna juggle some stuff around.
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I don't know what you guys are
like right now, your schedules,
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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We're gonna make
this work you guys.
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This is gonna be great!
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See you on set!
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Wray?
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I'll see you.
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In Hell.
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